- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
Where are my kids?
If only I had a clue as to where they are.
Someone, send me a clue. - [muffled shouting]
Anything!
A hint, a whisper, a well-timed crash?
- [crashes and grunts]
- April! - [muffled shouts]
[dramatic music]
- Don't worry,
I will free you with my helping toe.
- [muffled scream]
Okay.
First, ew.
Second,
we're doomed!
Draxum captured the guys!
- [gasps]
My sons!
- He says we have to give him
the last piece of the dark armor, or else!
And he says you have it!
- What?
- How did we get captured?
We did exactly what Pop taught us!
- Maybe this is exactly what Dad wanted.
Maybe this is our destiny!
- Locked in a cage, failed in our mission,
held ransom by the Foot,
and none of us gave him grandchildren?
Somehow I think he wanted more.
- Maybe we didn't stay true to the Hamato ways.
Dad taught us the wisdom is within us.
We just need to focus, meditate deeply,
and our path will be revealed.
- Ohm's law.
[record scratches]
- Sorry, could you guys hear that?
♪ ♪
- Ah, another excellent idea of mine.
Bathing in the mystic energy
will fill me with the strength to wield the dark armor.
My legs are getting jealous.
- [growls]
- It's for the greater evil,
the greater evil.
[stove ticks and whooshes]
- They think I have a piece of the dark armor?
- The Foot Lieutenant said
it's in the possession of Hamato Yoshi,
last descendant of the Hamato Clan,
AKA Lou Jitsu,
AKA, you!
- Oh, sure!
I bet it's just lying around the house somewhere.
Maybe it is this bacon press,
this trivet,
or my number one huggy pillow?
[grunts]
[kettle whistles oddly]
- Hey, Splints, what about this freaky tea kettle?
- You mean ol' Skully?
No, he's been a delightful member
of the Hamato family for generations!
Isn't that right, Skully?
[sinister music]
[steam hisses and screams]
Hoo, boy.
[otherworldly snarl]
[suspenseful music]
I can't give the Foot the teapot.
It will doom humanity!
- But they have your sons!
- You're right, my family must come first.
I'll give them the teapot.
- But that will doom humanity!
- [groans] You are no help, April!
- Well, this is a tough one!
Maybe there's an answer
in those dusty old scrolls of yours!
- That is it!
The scrolls will solve my dilemma!
And whatever they tell us to do is not our fault!
♪ ♪
- Hamato Yoshi,
you are blessed with a glorious honor.
You alone can keep the world safe from the dark armor.
Your task is simple.
Guard the final piece
by remaining hidden for all time.
Isolated, alone, a complete hermit,
in joyous service to your clan!
- Can I at least go out for froyo?
- No!
- Okay, okay, okay. Fine.
But...what about my sons?
- They will be fine.
- Oh, thank goodness!
[straw slurps]
- The finest martyrs in the history of our clan!
Destroyed by the Foot,
their sacrifice will never be forgotten.
- [sputters] What?
No!
Stupid scrolls!
why did I listen to you in the first place?
[shredder grinding]
We are not giving them the evil teapot,
we are going to save my beloved sons!
We will need to assemble a well-oiled team of commandos.
- I have just the guys!
[retro exciting music]
[helicopter buzzes]
[explosion]
♪ ♪
[bull moos]
[ATM rattling]
♪ ♪
[both bark]
♪ ♪
[bat cracks]
♪ ♪
- Let's get my boys!
Hot soup!
[rocks grind]
[grunts]
[chains rattling]
- Ohm...
happy place, happy place, happy place.
[tense music]
[joyous electronic music]
♪ ♪
[wind howls]
- Rafael...
you are stuck in a cage.
[door clanks]
- Help me get outta here, sensei!
Show me the Hamato way.
- [chuckles]
The path to the end is not the end of the path.
- Okay.
So what you're saying is...
uh, what are you saying?
[dramatic music]
- Focus not on my words,
but rather words, not on my focus.
- Okay, that was just the same thing backwards.
Is this supposed to teach me something?
- I cannot teach you.
You can only learn what you already know.
- That makes no sense!
[screams]
[gasps]
[sighs]
That was useless!
- I gotta say, I'm not feeling this Hamato Clan stuff at all.
- Me neither!
- Yeah, no one is,
but Papa will chew his tail off
if we don't stick to the rule book.
- Well, look where the rule book landed us!
I say we ditch this Hamato jazz and be ourselves!
together: Yeah!
- We be we, baby!
- So what are you gonna do, boss man?
- I'm smashin' us out!
[exciting rock music]
[bellows]
[grunts]
[chains rattle]
- Wait a second.
You could have done that the whole time?
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, B-Team.
Here is the plan to get my sons.
Shelldon quietly drops Franken-Foot over the wall
to provide a distraction. - [crying out]
- With the Foot distracted,
Bullhop creates an opening
with his massive pectoral energy.
Inside, April springs the gate for the Todd Squad
and once the hounds stiff out the boys,
I ninja them out and we are home free.
Any questions?
No? Then let's move!
Oh, and watch out for any--
[metallic clanks]
Traps.
[groans]
Okay, new plan.
We each take out 300 ninjas.
- We'll be back for you!
♪ ♪
- [grunts]
[timpani roll]
[wind howls]
[electricity crackles]
- Based on my knowledge of climactic finishes,
the dark armor's got to be up there!
[quirky suspenseful music]
[intense suspenseful music]
- Get them!
[dramatic music]
- There's too many of 'em, man!
- Let us see how they fare against my patented--
[grunts]
Macho Gazpacho Fury Kick!
[pinball bumpers ringing]
Ha!
[whooshing explosions]
- Whoa.
The Macho Gazpacho Fury Kick.
- Mesmerizing to see it in person.
- Hiyah!
[exciting rock music]
[flame crackles]
- What? [screams]
Ooh!
Now, where was I?
- Ah, the great Lou Jitsu.
I guess the camera adds five feet.
- [chuckles]
- Burn!
- I am here for my sons!
You will release them to me immediately!
- That won't be happening,
unless you're here to give me what I want.
[suspenseful music]
[dramatic percussive music]
- [grunts]
♪ ♪
[tentacles whoosh and whip]
- [gasps]
- [yelps]
[tentacles whoosh and whip]
[battle cry]
- [groans]
Very impressive.
I see you still have that warrior spirit.
Too bad I can't say the same for your sons.
- No more games.
- They must be so frightened.
Trapped, alone, in a place where you'll never find them.
[metal clanks]
And without their weapons.
[sad piano music]
♪ ♪
We can do this two ways.
You can give me the final piece now,
or I can torture your sons until they tell me where it is.
Make your choice.
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[chorus sings]
- Wait, Splints!
What are you doing?
- I'm sorry, April.
They are my sons.
♪ ♪
[thunder echoes]
♪ ♪
- Dad?
- My boys!
♪ ♪
- The final piece of the dark armor?
- No!
[dramatic percussive music]
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
[energies detonating]
♪ ♪
[wind howling]
[chorus sings]
♪ ♪
[evil laughter]
[demonic snarling]
[metallic clanking]
♪ ♪
[metallic clanking]
[grunts]
[yells]
[metallic clanking]
Ha!
Huh?
[straining]
[robotic whirring]
[shouts]
[low-pitched evil laughter]
[ominous music]
- The human threat draws ever closer.
If we do not take action,
the Hidden City itself will be at risk!
- We're tired of arguing about this, Draxum.
The prophecy does not say that humans are our enemies!
- It predicts the destruction of the yokai.
The humans have already driven us underground.
If I could only change them,
by-- - No!
Your experiments are an offense against our very nature!
You will cease your actions immediately!
- This is exactly what happens
when you allow warriors to mess around in alchemy.
- [growls]
Fools!
[grunts]
[dramatic music]
- I don't trust that one.
Agent 64?
- [tiny growl]
[squeaks]
- Keep an eye on him, he's dangerous.
Ooh, would you like a treat?
Who's a good boy? - [pants]
♪ ♪
- Buffoons!
If they will not stop the humans,
I will do it myself--
starting today!
At last, I can end the human threat once and for all!
- Not if we have anything to say!
[energies pulse and echo]
[bellows]
♪ ♪
- Ow!
[groaning]
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- Okay, question.
Was he always strong enough to do that?
♪ ♪
- I have never felt anything like this!
Sheer exhilaration!
Intense energy!
Focus of power!
- And perfectly tailored!
- Yeah, somebody got a celebrity villain makeover.
Hot-cha!
[both scream]
- Master Shredder, we await your orders.
- Shredder?
I'm not Shredder, I am Baron Draxum!
With this armor, do you know what I will do to the humans?
- Uh...
shred them?
- No!
What's with you and all the shredding?
I will destroy them!
[metal tentacles rattling]
♪ ♪
- This is not what the legends foretold.
Something's gone wrong.
[rocks smash and rumble]
- Guys, everybody okay?
- [groans]
[grunting and straining]
Dad?
- My sons...
- Dad! - Dad, are you hurt?
- Of course I am hurt!
- We shall miss you, father!
- I'm not rest-in-peace hurt, I'm rest-on-the-couch hurt.
- Dad, we got to apologize.
We tried to follow the way of the Hamato Clan,
but it just didn't work for us.
- No, no.
It is I who should apologize to you.
The scrolls were wrong.
And I was wrong to make you follow them.
- So you're not mad at us?
- No.
It is not training,
or rules, of tradition,
that makes you special.
It is being yourselves.
[upbeat music]
If I'd had faith in how special you each are...
none of this would've happened.
together: Aww! - I don't normally feel things,
but that one got through.
- Ow! I just had my spine crushed!
Here, I brought you something.
[exciting percussive music]
♪ ♪
[gum pops]
- Now go!
And be your awesome selves!
- Mayhem, great! - [purrs]
- Okay, you guys stop the Baron,
we'll take care of Splinty!
Bam!
[drill bit whirs]
- Whoa! - All right!
Time to finally see what this baby can do!
- [sighs] Again, the drill is in beta.
But it does contain the backup copies of all my tech.
[engines ignite and roar]
So what's our plan?
- We don't have one, 'cause we're being ourselves!
- We be we, baby!
- That's how Mad Dogs roll!
No plan!
♪ ♪
- It's a beautiful day here for an exciting doubleheader.
Yeah, there's nothing like eight hours of baseball
to liven up your--
[screaming]
- [vomits]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- This'll do.
[microphone feedback]
Humans, an ancient prophecy--
♪ ♪
- Hold the fuzzy part to your mouth, dear.
- Do not tell Baron Draxum how to use your mouth stick!
Humans, an ancient prophecy speaks of a great threat
to my people and their way of life,
and that threat is you.
So without further ado, prepare for mass destruction.
[organ plays "Charge"]
[screaming and panic]
[dramatic rock music]
♪ ♪
[serpent snarls]
♪ ♪
[serpents snarl]
[concrete crashing]
[both scream]
♪ ♪
- [grunts]
- Draxum!
We're sick of you messing with peoplekind!
- You are going to face a brand new opponent
that is back to its old self!
- The Teenage Turtles who are Ninjas and Mutants!
- Really? Is that the best we've got?
Because we have had so much time
to think of a new way to say that.
- [snarls]
- You were never a match for me!
- [screams]
- [growls]
- [hollers in pain] - [evil laughter]
[battle cries]
- You should have joined me when you had the chance!
[pained shouting]
- I don't understand.
By this stage he should have completed the transformation.
- There must be a flaw in the armor!
- A flaw?
[rapid xylophone notes]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [grunts]
Hey, look!
- It's April!
The armor has a fl--
what's that mean?
[grunts]
- You again? - [yelps]
- What are you up to?
[energy chimes]
- Hot soup!
[grunting and impacts]
[moaning]
Ooh, that is not a good back feel.
Get us out of here, doggy thingy!
[energy chimes]
[thud]
- [chirps]
[energy chimes]
- April?
Duck!
- Guys, I was trying to tell you that the armor has a flaw!
- Oh! That makes more sense.
- So there's a flaw?
But what?
- Hey, do you guys remember the time...
we were playing Sportsball and we couldn't find a ball?
[whimsical hip hop beat]
[alarm bell rings]
[all scream]
And have any of you seen my teapot?
[pottery clatters]
- Uh, yeah Dad, I'm sorry, it's, um...
Here you go, one unscathed teapot!
[all gasp]
Huh.
Could it be?
[all grunting]
- [snarls]
[electronics beeping]
- Yes, our Jupiter Jim action figure is the flaw!
[chorus sings]
- Oh, so that's why my tea always tasted
of plastic and evil.
- So if we can hit it,
we could destroy the whole armor?
- Well, that's how it works
in all your favorite sci-fi movies.
- All right guys, what's our approach?
- Well, there's two schools of thought.
We launch a precision attack with pinpoint accuracy
on a target that's impossibly small,
or...
we do we!
- Total chaos!
- Jazzed!
I will recklessly keep him busy.
Entropy!
- Yeah, whoo!
- [laughs] - We be we, baby!
- Hot soup!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[thuds and moans]
- [bellows]
[energy crackles]
Power smash!
♪ ♪
- Power fun jitsu! [tiny evil cackle]
♪ ♪
- [grunts]
[energy zaps]
Oh-ho-ho, yeah!
[power crackling]
- [screams]
♪ ♪
- [laughs] - Yes!
- Oh, do the children wish to play?
[dramatic heavy metal music]
[growls and grunts]
♪ ♪
[serpents snarl]
- Ah!
- Yeow!
- [groans]
[blade vibrates and sings]
♪ ♪
- April O'Neil...
bam!
[choir sings]
♪ ♪
- [screams]
[energy crackles and explodes]
[dramatic choral music]
What's goin' on?
I feel weak.
Like...power...
being...
drained...
- You're out!
- Great shot! - We all kinds of bad!
- Uh huh, gimme five! - Whoo!
- I love it when having no plan comes together.
- Guys, we've learned a valuable lesson.
Irresponsibly breaking Splinter's teapot
and not telling him
is the smartest thing we've ever done!
- And we got our Jupiter Jim figure back!
What a day!
We be we, baby!
- [moans]
Oh, no.
[wind howling]
[energy pulses]
[energy crackling]
[ominous music]
[energy crackling]
♪ ♪
- Yes, it's happening!
It has taken that fool's life force,
just as was foretold!
♪ ♪
[thunder echoes]
- [growls]
[energy crackling]
- [gasps]
♪ ♪
- The Shredder lives!
- Long live the Shredder!
[otherworldly snarl]