- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
- Your enemies have you in their grasp.
Now think.
Your next move could be your last.
[all grunting]
- [frustrated sigh]
- [grunting] - [panting]
- [shrieks] - Yes, yes, you're getting it!
- [grunting] Hmm.
[cell phone bleeping]
- Wait. What are you doing?
- I am looking up
how to get us out.
- Oh-ho-ho! Great thinking, Donnie.
- No! That is not what ninjas do.
- Got it!
We just need to push forward to trigger the release.
And...voilà.
[all grunt]
- Oh! - Ah!
- Ninjas need to be able to think
their way out of a problem.
- We did with our phones. - [groans]
- What if you don't have your phones?
- Who took our phones?
- No one, they just,
uh--they just stopped working.
- What's the point of even living then?
[whimpering]
- That is it!
We are going to the woods!
- The what?
[ominous music]
- [inhales] Ahh.
You hear that?
That is the sound of no phones.
[cell phones bleeping]
[growling]
Give me those!
[whooshes]
[grunting]
[growling]
You will come back better ninjas or not at all!
- He'll be back.
Right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gonna turn around right...he's gone.
- I need my phone, and my phone needs me.
We can't survive in the woods!
- That's why I'm here.
Hey-hey! Ho-ho!
Ha-ha! Hey, guys.
all: Todd?
- How'd you get here?
- We drove up together...
in your tank, like, ten minutes ago.
[cell phones bleeping]
We're gonna learn knot tying,
berry picking, sun blocking,
and learning to be best friends.
You don't remember this?
all: Uh...
- Duh. both: No.
- Welcome to Todd Scouts,
where fun meets wilderness survival skills.
- I don't think I'm gonna make it.
- Guys, if we run,
we can still catch Splinter.
[ropes whip]
- That is a triple leg snare knot,
a Todd Trap.
Knots are how you make
two ropes into friends.
[bodies thud]
Now let's get learning.
Survival lesson one: food.
We have none.
So what would you eat?
Wrong, wrong, wrong... - Eh?
- You're terrible. Stop!
Never eat those. You hear me?
Those are no-no berries!
Don't forget. [laughs]
Lesson two: shelter.
When looking for the perfect shelter,
make sure it has protection elements
and a water source for drinking.
[majestic music]
♪ ♪
[muffled] Who's hungry?
Lesson three: fire,
nature's stove.
Lesson four: where am I?
Is what you might say if you're lost.
A Todd Scout navigates by the sun.
- When is he gonna teach us how to survive boredom?
- Psht. Up here.
I got something to show you,
but you gotta ditch Todd.
- We can't. Once he gets through
all this boring stuff, he's bound to get
to the good stuff.
- Okay, now you guys are in for a treat.
- See? - Wild animal calls!
[quacking]
[chittering]
[barking]
Okay, that's domesticated.
I fooled you guys, all right?
[quacking] - We're in.
Leo. - On it.
- [laughs]
- [roaring] - Todd, buddy.
Wow, you've been working out.
Listen, I think we're ready to take this up a notch.
How about we show you what we can do alone?
- Fantastic.
Go be a Todd. [sniffles]
[bell chimes]
- I couldn't take it anymore,
being away from the world, technology,
my sweet, sweet phone.
So I built--behold Donnie Town!
Also known as Donnie-Opolis,
Donnie Estates, Park Le Donnie, Donistan,
Notre-Don, or Donstantinople.
I still haven't landed on one.
[funky music]
[squeaking]
♪ ♪
[whirring]
♪ ♪
- Now this is camping.
- Todd Scouts, not for us. - Agreed.
- Boredom survival tip number one: ditch Toddy.
- [gasps] - Hmm?
- You ditched me?
What even is this place?
[sniffles]
Well, I guess you guys have
advanced past survival to betrayal.
- It's not what it looks like.
- Well, now you're probably too cool
for my Todd Scouts Lemonade Especial,
and it's made with extra...love.
[sobbing]
Oh! [grunts]
Let me fix that.
Sorry you got caught up in this.
There you go.
[sobs]
[body thuds] [grunts]
[wailing]
- Ugh, we really beefed this good.
We should probably go apologize.
- All we need to do is explain
it's not Todd we don't like.
It's just everything he stands for.
- Help! [cries]
- Hey, what do you think those guys are doing to Todd?
[tires screech]
- No! He's been Todd-napped!
- How are we supposed to find him
if we don't even know where we are?
Where's my phone?
- They probably took him
back to their campsite, wherever that is.
- I mean, it's gotta be near water,
because, lesson two: shelter should be near water.
That's it. They're at the river.
What is happening? Did you hear that?
I actually learned something!
- Hey, look at us.
We don't even need our phones
for this one super specific mission.
But in general, and I cannot make this clear enough,
I need my phone.
- Hey.
Let's use everything Todd taught us
and go save him!
[rousing music]
[whistling bright melody]
all: Todd Scouts!
[rips]
- All right, let's roll.
Shut it down, boys!
[squeaking]
[explosion booms]
[clatters]
- His teeth are massive, Doctor.
- Yes, they are, Doctor.
They're beautiful.
- What kind of doctors are you?
- We're dentists who have a particular interest
in collecting rare and exotic teeth,
and we've got you now, Sasquatch.
[laughs menacingly]
- Are we sure this is a Sasquatch, Doctor?
He's pretty small. - Oh, who cares?
His central incisors will look amazing
on my trophy wall.
[laughing]
- You guys seem like really good friends.
I want you to cherish that.
I had friends once, but I...
[sniffles] I bored 'em away.
[sobs]
Do what you want to me! - Okay, enough.
This squatch is really bumming me out.
- Painfully ripping his tooth from the root
will cheer you up, Doctor.
- [sighs] You know me so well.
Suction!
[tool sucking]
[gasps] Oh, the Nature Force found us.
Cavity stations, men. Floss the perimeter!
[tense music]
[tool cocks] I'll go left. You go right.
Come back with a bicuspid or don't come back at all.
[eerie music]
- Ah!
- Two down, three to go. Mikey, how's part two coming?
- It's ready.
Watch and see why
they're called no-no berries.
- [gasps] [stomach growls]
[both belch, yell]
- Now to get Todd. Scouts, on me.
[stealthy music]
- Clear over here. both: Clear.
- 0% opaque.
♪ ♪
[thuds]
- Todd, are you okay?
Oh, you look terrible.
- No, I'm fine.
Just--just go, leave me.
- Todd, I'm really sorry my brothers said
those terrible things about you,
and again, it was just them, not me.
- Why don't we leave the apologies to the pro?
Todd, you're our friend,
and we should never have been such jerks to you.
We're really, really sor-- - Apology accepted!
You really are good at that. Wow!
[engine revs]
- Surprise!
[dramatic music]
Tooth Fairies--ah!
Get me that squatch.
- Are these guys dentists?
- Run! - [screams]
- [laughs menacingly]
Those big, beautiful buckteeth trophies are mine!
[laughs menacingly]
- Ah! My arm!
I'm hit!
[tense music]
- Huh. [groans]
- Ugh.
- They are firing numbing darts,
which is totally on brand.
[speech slurring] No one get hit
by the numbing darts.
- [gasps]
- Leave us, Todd, save yourself.
- A Todd Scout never leaves a fellow Todd behind.
On your six, Todd leader!
- [grunts]
♪ ♪
- Where is he? Sasquatch!
- [sighs] - Where are you?
- Don't worry about us, Todd.
We've got shelter and food and--
- And I've got this canteen of Todd's Lemonade Especial
for drinking.
- Wait. My lemonade?
Bingo! Stand back!
This is gonna get wild!
[gulping]
[grunting]
[exciting rock music]
Lemon rush!
♪ ♪
[growls]
[birds squawking]
[engine revs]
- [gasps] - What is that?
- [chittering]
- [laughs]
[exciting rock music continues]
[all screeching]
- [growls]
Lemon rush!
- The true power of the Sasquatch.
- [grunts]
[all screeching]
- [chittering] - Ah!
- [yelps] - [screeches]
- Tooth Fairies, retreat!
[car clangs]
[zaps]
[dramatic music]
[both shriek]
- [growls]
- Ah! Oh!
Ah!
[all chittering]
- Todd's magnificent.
[ethereal music]
[reindeer grunts]
♪ ♪
- [sighs] - Hup. Gotcha.
- Thanks.
Well, I'm sure you guys wanna get back
to your phones so you don't have to pretend
to be Todd Scouts anymore.
- Pretend? Who's pretending?
- Yeah, I wanna learn how to cut rope with my teeth.
[roars]
[thunder cracks]
[caws]
[thunder cracks]
- Ooh, that snaggletooth.
[glass shatters]
I must have it.
[dramatic musical flourish]