- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
Hot soup! Boom!
- Ugh. - Aw, man.
Leon's on fire tonight, boys.
Next basket's for the win.
Mikey, D up.
Let's shut his flashy blue face down.
You can't guard me.
Double me. I dare you.
Are you daring us to double you?
No, I'm double-daring you to double me.
You did not just double-dare us to double you.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Come on!
Ah, I'm open! Transfer it!
Ha!
Victory!
- No! - No!
Sorry, DonTon. I gotta win.
Tried losing once. Wasn't for me.
Win at all costs. Boom!
Catchphrase win!
This happens every time.
Not the dancing. Anything but the dancing.
Let's get out of here.
♪ I'm the best, I'm the best ♪
♪ I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best ♪
♪ I'm the best-- ♪ What?
Nice moves, man.
Are you all-star player turned billionaire,
owner slash coach, slash recording artist
Tim Dunkman?!
Call me The Dunk.
I saw those sweet dance moves,
and I got a business proposition for you.
It's no secret that my team stinks.
They're losers. You know what?
I couldn't buy a sack of nickels with any of 'em.
A sack of what?
You know what? I like the pep of your pizza,
and the squeak of your sneaks.
How'd you like to be--
Your new power forward who makes
the winning dunk in game seven?
No, of course not.
You're just a random guy with oddly green skin
playing in the park.
What I need is someone to get my crowd hype,
to get my team hype.
I need you to be the mascot for my New York Daves.
Still great!
Wait, I thought you were called the Vipers.
Congratulations!
you have won our contest to rename the team!
What's it gonna be? Dragons, Dunkers?
I'm Dave!
crowd: Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave!
What do you say?
I'm in!
Let's go!
♪ ♪
Yeah, let's go! Come on!
Mr. The Dunk, I'm so sorry. I'm doing my best out there.
It's not your fault. It's these losers.
Have you ever thought-- never mind.
Don't hold out on The Dunk, kid.
What you got?
Well, one time I was in a rut,
but I found a lucky rock.
Next thing you know, no more rut.
So what's so special about that rock?
It's not about the rock. It's about changing your mojo.
So you're saying--
You need to do whatever it takes to change your mojo.
- And you do that by-- - Whatever it takes.
You guys are in luck.
I'm breaking out my new victory dance once we win tonight.
Yeah, right.
Trust me. I'm on the inside.
As a mascot?
More of a consultant who wears a costume
and fires a T-shirt cannon.
The Dunk listens to me.
We haven't won a game all season,
but that all changes tonight,
because you've got something no one else has.
Heart?
No, me, an eccentric billionaire
willing to do whatever it takes to win,
including purchasing an ancient good luck arch
that will change our losing mojo to winning mojo.
My arch is gonna turn you wannabes into are-bes.
Andy, put that on my next album.
Now let's go win!
Those guys are gonna whoop the Daves.
Yeah, let's go!
Shmoo, shmoo! Come on, let me hear you!
Yay!
I'm Dave! Get loud!
- And now, the starting lineup
for your New York Daves...
♪ ♪
Yeah, let's go! Come on!
Let me hear you.
Play ball!
♪ ♪
both: Yeah!
Let me hear you!
Let's go! Come on.
There it is.
Leo, are you noticing anything weird
going on with the team?
Yeah, they're awesome.
That arch must really be working.
My idea.
Yeah, Dave, is it? That arch is severely mystic.
That would explain why they're so creepy
and not human.
Boys, looks like this trip
just went from personal to business.
Hey! You're all just jealous that once I joined the Daves
they went from losers to Leos,
which means winners.
That's not good.
That is so good!
Yes!
Uh, sir Dunk,
I think we may have accidentally bought
an evil arch that may or may not
have possessed your players.
Who cares? They're winning!
Look, I can't thank you enough.
Winning tastes so good.
Ooh.
So about that arch thingy...
Ya think?
That is why I've called an expert on all things mystic.
- Ugh, point me at the idiot. Do you know what you've done?
What? Uh--
- That is the arch of Aquinnah.
Whoever walks under it is turned into,
oh, I don't know, a demonic warrior.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Without admitting any fault, there may have been some signs.
Power to all who cross under me!
- The only way to reverse the power of the arch
is to defeat its demons in battle.
Ah, yes, so in this case, a game of baské ball.
Donnie, I know you know how to say it.
We're all onto you. Okay, here's the plan.
Let me in. You need a full team.
Look, Leo, we need to work as a team.
Take your win-at-all-costs attitude back to your boy Dunk.
Hey!
You're right. all: Huh?
I'm sorry.
That eccentric billionaire,
who was kind of a surrogate father figure to me,
has shown me a version of myself I don't like.
I've been a ball hog, a bad teammate,
and worst of all, I've been a...
I've been a bad...
I'm gonna say it.
I've been a bad--
Brother! Brother!
I've been a bad brother!
all: Aww!
Let's be ballers.
Yeah!
Time to put your evil spirit back in the arch.
A bounce pass.
Boomshakalaka!
From downtown.
Boom! Was your momma a house?
Because you're putting up bricks!
Yeah!
Timeout!
You know what? I gotta do everything myself.
♪ ♪
The power.
It's on, former employee
I looked at like a surrogate son.
Game on!
Let's go.
Buckets!
Timeout.
Ah, they're too good.
Maybe we just need to accept we're under arch rule now.
We can do this. I've got an idea.
Donnie, you ready to win this thing?
You're just gonna bounce-throw it
off my head again, aren't you?
No, they're expecting me to take the last shot.
That's why you're gonna do it.
Me?
Rain dance!
And boom goes the Donnie-mite!
Game, blouses.
Are we sure about this?
What, what?
- Yes. - Mm?
I believe in you. You've got this.
Your confidence is giving me confidence.
Team on three. One, two, three...
all: Team!
Hm.
Ah, run!
A bounce pass.
Out of the way.
A drip-drop.
I'm Dave!
Yeah!
No! - Oh my gosh!
Hot soup!
No!
Did you know he would miss?
Just because I became a team player
doesn't mean Donnie is magically good at basketball.
♪ Lucky rock, lucky rock ♪
♪ Lucky rock ♪