1 00:00:08,448 --> 00:00:11,206 {\an8}- ♪ Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 2 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:12,793 {\an8}♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 3 00:00:12,862 --> 00:00:15,413 {\an8}♪ Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 4 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:17,137 {\an8}♪ Heroes in the half shell, Turtle power ♪ 5 00:00:17,206 --> 00:00:19,103 {\an8}♪ Rising up against evil Paint the city green ♪ 6 00:00:19,172 --> 00:00:21,413 {\an8}♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪ 7 00:00:21,482 --> 00:00:23,448 {\an8}♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪ 8 00:00:23,517 --> 00:00:24,551 {\an8}♪ With each other they discover ♪ 9 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:26,241 {\an8}♪ Their destiny and rise ♪ 10 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:30,551 {\an8}♪ Cowabunga Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 11 00:00:30,620 --> 00:00:33,206 {\an8}♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell ♪ 12 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:38,827 {\an8}♪ Turtle power Rise ♪ 13 00:00:38,896 --> 00:00:40,379 [booming] 14 00:00:40,448 --> 00:00:42,862 Red Fox. Thank the moons. 15 00:00:42,931 --> 00:00:46,620 The evil count and his robot vampires ambushed me. 16 00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:49,172 Side note--that black hole machine's about to suck up 17 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:50,896 the galaxy in six seconds. 18 00:00:50,965 --> 00:00:52,586 In six seconds? 19 00:00:52,655 --> 00:00:55,137 Leaping light years. There's only one thing to do. 20 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:59,103 [shouting in slow motion] 21 00:00:59,172 --> 00:01:02,551 {\an8}[tense music] 22 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:05,793 {\an8}♪ ♪ 23 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:06,965 [machine whirring down] 24 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,000 {\an8}[upbeat music] 25 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:11,103 - Yeah! - Whoo! 26 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:13,689 Sometimes I think he won't save the galaxy in time, 27 00:01:13,758 --> 00:01:14,793 but then he does! 28 00:01:14,862 --> 00:01:16,896 Um, are we still movie marathoning, 29 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:20,137 or is that the real Jupiter Jim signal? 30 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,379 [groans] 31 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,758 Oh, boy. I hope that's not-- 32 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:25,689 and it is. 33 00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:29,655 Well, if it isn't my alien turtle allies. 34 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:31,275 A pleasure. 35 00:01:31,344 --> 00:01:33,448 Alas, I was hoping my signal 36 00:01:33,517 --> 00:01:37,310 would bring back to me my dear friend Red Fox. 37 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:38,517 You mean the one you kidnapped, 38 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:40,275 like how you kidnapped everyone else? 39 00:01:40,344 --> 00:01:42,689 You're not gonna kidnap us, are you? 40 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:44,206 No. Of course not. 41 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:46,827 Can you ever forgive me for acting like-- 42 00:01:46,896 --> 00:01:48,137 You're forgiven! 43 00:01:48,206 --> 00:01:49,827 Then it's good that you've come. 44 00:01:49,896 --> 00:01:51,344 Red Fox has abandoned me, 45 00:01:51,413 --> 00:01:54,000 and an alien invader threatens life on Earth. 46 00:01:54,068 --> 00:01:56,137 I need help. 47 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:58,965 One of you four must become my new sidekick. 48 00:01:59,034 --> 00:02:01,586 - Gasping. - Your Jupiter-ness, 49 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,068 I would be honored to be your-- 50 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:07,862 and now I'm tearing up here-- sidekick. 51 00:02:07,931 --> 00:02:09,482 Guys, I get it. 52 00:02:09,551 --> 00:02:11,551 When we were toddler mutant ninja turtles we all dreamed 53 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:15,034 of being JJ's sidekick, but he's not a real superhero. 54 00:02:15,103 --> 00:02:18,758 Remember, he's a crazy actor who thinks he's Jupiter Jim. 55 00:02:18,827 --> 00:02:21,724 But--but--but fun? 56 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,103 Fine. 57 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:26,379 You three have your fun, but if any real crime-- 58 00:02:26,448 --> 00:02:28,206 Okay, Mr. Jim. We are in! 59 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:30,206 Sham-pow! 60 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:33,103 Tryouts will begin stardate now. 61 00:02:33,172 --> 00:02:34,379 Ugh. 62 00:02:34,448 --> 00:02:36,758 Just make this stardate quick. 63 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:38,517 {\an8}♪ ♪ 64 00:02:38,586 --> 00:02:40,206 Huh? Whoa. 65 00:02:40,275 --> 00:02:43,620 D, the captain's chair is not for sidekicks. 66 00:02:43,689 --> 00:02:47,551 Though, as JJ's biggest fan, maybe you deserve to sit in it. 67 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,793 {\an8}♪ ♪ 68 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:51,034 Hmm. 69 00:02:51,103 --> 00:02:54,172 {\an8}♪ ♪ 70 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:55,517 What's this? 71 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:56,896 What? 72 00:02:56,965 --> 00:03:00,655 Leo, a sidekick, sitting in the captain's chair? 73 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,310 For shame. 74 00:03:02,379 --> 00:03:04,310 Minus one space point for blue. 75 00:03:04,379 --> 00:03:06,931 Everyone starts with 50 space points. 76 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,310 First to 53 wins. 77 00:03:09,379 --> 00:03:11,310 He couldn't have started at zero? 78 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:13,275 Blue, minus another space point, 79 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:15,482 for asking questions about space points. 80 00:03:15,551 --> 00:03:19,034 Now, the reason you're here... 81 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:20,413 Wow. 82 00:03:20,482 --> 00:03:23,344 You've got to tell me who your yarn guy is. 83 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,206 This is the alien I've been tracking. 84 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:26,758 Scorpion. 85 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,517 I don't know what he's planning, 86 00:03:28,586 --> 00:03:30,896 but he's been spotted at the bomb factory and the zoo. 87 00:03:30,965 --> 00:03:32,241 [groans] 88 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:33,965 Let's go ahead and get this competition started, 89 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:35,241 so Leo can lose more points. 90 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:37,620 Trial one--weapons. 91 00:03:37,689 --> 00:03:40,310 If we are to handle Scorpion's alien powers, 92 00:03:40,379 --> 00:03:44,310 you must be as proficient with my tech as Red Fox was. 93 00:03:44,379 --> 00:03:47,620 Now, engage. Winner gets a space point. 94 00:03:47,689 --> 00:03:54,551 {\an8}♪ ♪ 95 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,620 [phone dialing] [cell phone rings] 96 00:03:56,689 --> 00:03:59,068 Ooh, give me one second. I'm getting a call. 97 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:00,379 Ugh! 98 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,620 [device beeps] - [laughing] 99 00:04:02,689 --> 00:04:05,034 That is what you get for playing space camp 100 00:04:05,103 --> 00:04:06,413 with Captain Coo-Coo. 101 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:08,896 Trial Two--mortal peril. 102 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:11,000 Often, I'm in danger. 103 00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:13,517 More often, you're in danger. 104 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,620 It's like living inside a Jupiter Jim comic! 105 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,068 Scorpion may capture you, 106 00:04:18,137 --> 00:04:21,586 so show me who's got the best screams of helplessness, 107 00:04:21,655 --> 00:04:23,068 so that I can find you. 108 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:26,758 By the rings of Jupiter, save me! 109 00:04:26,827 --> 00:04:29,413 Save me pretty, pretty, pretty please! 110 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:32,448 Save me, and I'll throw in a free month of IT support! 111 00:04:32,517 --> 00:04:34,655 Ha! Look at you guys. 112 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:38,137 Fake whining over clearly fake acid. 113 00:04:38,206 --> 00:04:39,896 [slurping] 114 00:04:41,172 --> 00:04:43,000 all: Ahh! 115 00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:44,206 It burns! 116 00:04:44,275 --> 00:04:48,137 The sweet, bubbly acid burns! 117 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:49,689 Oh, wait, it's just soda. 118 00:04:49,758 --> 00:04:50,758 [chuckles] 119 00:04:50,827 --> 00:04:51,931 {\an8}- Trial three. 120 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,068 Trial three-- taking out henchmen, 121 00:04:55,137 --> 00:04:57,103 because Scorpion may have minions. 122 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,241 Jaw drop. 123 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:02,586 Wow, you spare no expense on your training exercises. 124 00:05:02,655 --> 00:05:05,344 Still silly, just expensive silly. 125 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:09,103 Space points for every hench bot you take out. 126 00:05:09,172 --> 00:05:11,931 Sidekick ahoy! [grunts] 127 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,655 Oh, that's cheating. 128 00:05:13,724 --> 00:05:16,034 Just preparing you for when allies suddenly become foes. 129 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:18,862 [laughing] - Like this! 130 00:05:18,931 --> 00:05:21,689 Nice, orange. Plus one space point. 131 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:25,034 You know I don't like to share. 132 00:05:25,103 --> 00:05:27,620 Well, I've made my decision. 133 00:05:27,689 --> 00:05:29,655 Probably best to let the losers down abruptly. 134 00:05:29,724 --> 00:05:31,896 Agreed. Red, you're my new sidekick. 135 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,241 - What? - Me? 136 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:36,655 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 137 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:39,172 In your face! 138 00:05:39,241 --> 00:05:42,448 And yours. And yours again. 139 00:05:42,517 --> 00:05:44,482 What? You didn't even want the job. 140 00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:47,482 That was before I won. 141 00:05:47,551 --> 00:05:50,137 Red wasn't even in the competition! 142 00:05:50,206 --> 00:05:53,689 Yes, but he's red, and I'm used to red sidekicks. 143 00:05:53,758 --> 00:05:56,413 You wouldn't understand. It's a red thing. 144 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:58,551 All right, Red Fox 2, 145 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:02,275 let's go save the world from Scorpion. 146 00:06:02,344 --> 00:06:04,896 {\an8}♪ ♪ 147 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,862 {\an8}[sneaky music] 148 00:06:07,931 --> 00:06:09,862 {\an8}♪ ♪ 149 00:06:09,931 --> 00:06:13,965 Have you seen a man who looks like a scorpion? 150 00:06:14,034 --> 00:06:16,482 Snitches get stitches. I understand. 151 00:06:16,551 --> 00:06:23,586 {\an8}♪ ♪ 152 00:06:23,655 --> 00:06:27,137 Come on, pal. We know you know something. 153 00:06:27,206 --> 00:06:29,862 [groaning] 154 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,413 {\an8}♪ ♪ 155 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:33,344 {\an8}- Sidekick montages are fun. 156 00:06:33,413 --> 00:06:37,413 Can you believe Raph stealing our fake sidekick job? 157 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:38,758 I don't think I'm overreacting 158 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:40,724 when I say he is no longer a member of this family. 159 00:06:40,793 --> 00:06:43,103 Wait. Maybe this is a test. 160 00:06:43,172 --> 00:06:46,482 Sir Jupiter wants us to keep fighting to be his sidekick. 161 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:48,758 And I know exactly who can help. 162 00:06:48,827 --> 00:06:51,931 That loony goofus is still obsessed with Scorpion? 163 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,551 All those years saving the galaxy together, 164 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,000 and not a single "thank you," thumbs-up, 165 00:06:55,068 --> 00:06:57,620 or patronizing hair ruffle. That's why I left. 166 00:06:57,689 --> 00:07:00,758 He's out there looking for you, you know? 167 00:07:00,827 --> 00:07:03,172 Leaping light years. Really? 168 00:07:03,241 --> 00:07:04,379 I mean whatevs. 169 00:07:04,448 --> 00:07:06,241 Let that hot dog find another sidekick. 170 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:08,275 Yeah, whatevs. 171 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:09,517 Ah! 172 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,068 Did your tail just-- [gasps] 173 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:15,551 Are you a mutant? 174 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,241 No. What's a mutant? 175 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,275 Oh, so you're a yokai then? 176 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:21,586 Uh, yeah-- I mean, no. 177 00:07:21,655 --> 00:07:23,413 I mean this is-- this is just a costume. 178 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:25,931 Dude, no need for secrets here. 179 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,758 {\an8}[dramatic music] 180 00:07:27,827 --> 00:07:30,448 Whoa. You're--you're real turtle men? 181 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,896 - Real as rain, baby. - Look, guys, 182 00:07:32,965 --> 00:07:35,586 I just want to move past this whole cosmic kerfuffle 183 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:38,793 and focus on the serious art of acting. 184 00:07:38,862 --> 00:07:40,103 Two minutes until you're shot 185 00:07:40,172 --> 00:07:42,931 out of the space alligator's nose, Ms. Fox. 186 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,448 Now, if you'll excuse me, I must get into character, 187 00:07:45,517 --> 00:07:47,310 before I climb into the snot cannon. 188 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,965 {\an8}♪ ♪ 189 00:07:49,034 --> 00:07:50,758 I really thought that camel alien 190 00:07:50,827 --> 00:07:52,896 was going to spill the beans. [cans clattering] 191 00:07:52,965 --> 00:07:55,655 Someone's following us, Red Fox 2. 192 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:59,724 Quick, duck into that zoo storage facility. 193 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:02,172 You mean into that creepy and poorly-lit dead end 194 00:08:02,241 --> 00:08:03,448 with probably no exits 195 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:05,620 and where we'll be totally trapped? 196 00:08:05,689 --> 00:08:09,689 Sure thing, boss! Having fun is fun. 197 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:12,275 Gotta say this part isn't all that fun. 198 00:08:12,344 --> 00:08:13,862 [laughing] 199 00:08:13,931 --> 00:08:18,068 You walked right into my trap. 200 00:08:18,137 --> 00:08:19,448 Scorpion. 201 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:20,965 Wait. This is real? 202 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:24,758 You may have found my stinger bombs and vat of acid, 203 00:08:24,827 --> 00:08:27,965 but you'll never foil my plan, space freak. 204 00:08:28,034 --> 00:08:30,206 - You're a real alien? - Alien? 205 00:08:30,275 --> 00:08:31,862 No. 206 00:08:31,931 --> 00:08:34,931 {\an8}My coworkers at the zoo locked me in the scorpion pit 207 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,586 {\an8}where I got bit by some glowy, green bug. 208 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,896 A mutant? Of course. 209 00:08:39,965 --> 00:08:42,034 Wow, Raph really whiffed on this one. 210 00:08:42,103 --> 00:08:45,482 Now, once you two are blown into bits, 211 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:47,965 and your bits are dissolved in acid, 212 00:08:48,034 --> 00:08:52,379 I can carry out my truly evil plan of exterminating 213 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:55,758 my old coworkers and that one camel. 214 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:59,137 [laughing] [devices beep] 215 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,517 In all my years with Red Fox, we never got trapped together. 216 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:04,275 I blame you. 217 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,275 Sham-pow! Real sidekicks in the house. 218 00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:08,896 Hold up. 219 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,931 You made your own alien Scorpion plus bombs and acid? 220 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,689 Respect. 221 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:17,275 No, no, guys, it's all real! Dude's a mutant! 222 00:09:17,344 --> 00:09:19,275 Pretty sure he's an alien. 223 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:22,793 You three, free me so I can stop the stinger bombs. 224 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,827 Don't listen to him. This ain't a Jupiter Jim comic. 225 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:27,620 You gotta defuse the bombs yourselves! 226 00:09:27,689 --> 00:09:30,068 Sidekicks defusing bombs? 227 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:33,034 What is this, a Lou Jitsu movie? 228 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:34,689 [grunts] 229 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:36,931 [all shouting] 230 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,517 Ah! 231 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:40,344 Guys, Red's right. Real acid. 232 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,344 Real mutant. - [grunts] 233 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:44,241 [laughs] [grunts] 234 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:46,172 Ah! Ah! 235 00:09:46,241 --> 00:09:47,862 Feels like it might be time to stop listening 236 00:09:47,931 --> 00:09:51,034 to our comic book leader and do our real leaders thing. 237 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,586 [screams] 238 00:09:52,655 --> 00:09:54,689 {\an8}[exciting music] 239 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:57,379 [devices beeping] 240 00:09:57,448 --> 00:09:58,689 [snarls] 241 00:09:58,758 --> 00:10:00,517 [device beeps] 242 00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:11,931 Ahh! [breathing heavily] 243 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,931 Okay. Well, try to stop this. 244 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,551 Ahh! 245 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:20,551 [snarls] 246 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,620 - Red Fox one? - Holy nebulas! 247 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,448 You've come back to me. 248 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:28,965 {\an8}♪ ♪ 249 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:32,758 Defeated by a band of freaks! [grunts] 250 00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:34,103 We can still see you. 251 00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:36,068 You have to move before the smoke clears. 252 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:40,551 - Oh, peanuts. - Good grab. 253 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:43,206 A million space points, old chum. 254 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,275 A million. 255 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,275 I still have a chance though, right? 256 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:49,896 I've done it again, for the 80th time. 257 00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:52,448 Jupiter Jim saves the galaxy. 258 00:10:52,517 --> 00:10:53,965 Ahem. 259 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:57,620 With the help of his sidekick Red Fox. 260 00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,103 Thank you, my friend. 261 00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:02,758 You thanked me! That's all I ever wanted. 262 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:06,241 Consider me no longer space mad at you. 263 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,103 Tough news, turtles. 264 00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:11,275 The sidekick position has been refilled. 265 00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:12,517 Farewell. 266 00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:14,448 Well, I guess we learned our lesson. 267 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,241 Stay away from actors. 268 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:18,793 But if anyone is still looking for sidekick work, 269 00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:20,172 I am interviewing. 270 00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:22,275 - Pass. - Minus one Donnie point.