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Okay, Senor Hueso,
my beloved brother Donatello
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and I had a bit of a spat,
so what kind of pizza says,
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"I'm so sorry I called you
a selfish, egg-headed weirdo?"
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I don't know.
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Hawaiian?
- Ooh.
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Donnie considers pineapple
and ham "incompatible."
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Like I said,
a weirdo.
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What?
All right.
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Get out,
you miserable cur!
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Okay, I'll get the Hawaiian.
Mama mia.
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Capitan Piel?
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What brings you to this dump?
How are things?
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Mmm.
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My brother is here.
He is up to no good.
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Hueso, I have gone straight.
No more crimes.
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No more piracy.
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I don't believe you!
Huh?
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Ah!
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My brother,
I come to you for help.
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- I will help you.
- Huh?
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- To the door.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You can't just kick out your
untrustworthy criminal brother.
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He's family.
So what do you need, skin man?
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Just a favor.
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I have given up my own life,
but to be fully free,
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there is one last debt
I must repay.
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So I humbly ask your help
on one last mission.
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No.
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I do not need my life shaken up
like a cheap vinaigrette.
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Ah, I knew it was a mistake
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to expect you
to give me a second chance.
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Wait.
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I know a brother squabble
when I see one,
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and there's no one better
to un-squabble you than moi.
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Aren't you here because you
had a fight with your brother?
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And if someone didn't try
to up-sell me on Hawaiian,
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I'd have fixed it by now.
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Capitan Piel,
you can count on us.
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Vamanos!
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So what is this mission
of yours?
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And it better
not involve theft.
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Ah, is it theft
to take something
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that already belongs to you?
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Three weeks ago, someone stole
from me the one item I need
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to pay
the most crucial debt of all.
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An
ethically-acceptable heist.
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What's the plan?
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We must infiltrate
an auction tonight
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for the Hidden City elite.
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There we will find
the treasure we seek,
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but to fit in
with the glamorous guests,
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we will need a fancy ride
to fly us to the auction house.
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A simurgh?
We can't afford--I knew it.
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You are stealing one.
- I'm sorry.
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Without bones
I do not gesture very well.
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We will tame a wild simurgh.
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So what's the deal?
Break it like a bronco?
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Kiss it like a coyote?
Ride it like a rainbow?
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- Sure, hop on.
- Rah!
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Yee-haw!
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Ooh.
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See?
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I'm un-squabbling you
two already.
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Let's get on with it.
Piel, play the jaunty tune.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Ha, ha!
We have caught its eye.
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Dance the joyful dance.
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I will dance,
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but the childlike joy
will not be in my heart.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Yeah!
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She has accepted us.
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Great work, my brother.
Now, get into the joey pouch.
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What?
No.
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Hey, my invitation
is for one.
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I will need to
sneak you two in.
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Hueso, if your brother
asks you
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to get in a joey pouch,
you get in a joey pouch.
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Now, what's a joey pouch?
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That chicharron stuffs us
into a joey pouch?
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He is just using us.
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Man, I gotta get one of these
for the lair.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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{\an8}- She's taken the Hidden City
by storm
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{\an8}with her new battle
nexus champion
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{\an8}Shadow Fiend,
and now,
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{\an8}she has us all under her
eight iron thumbs.
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{\an8}Give a mandatory warm welcome
to your host,
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{\an8}Big Mama!
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Hello, my money-tacious
monsters.
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Are you ready
for a little biddly-boo?
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Piel, you did not tell us
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this was her auction.
- Ah, si.
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Si, but only because if I did,
I knew you wouldn't come.
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Remember, this is all
to raise money
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for my favorite charity--
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me and my upcoming fantabulous
battle nexus wizbang.
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Hmm.
Since I wish to live,
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I will be not taking
from Big Mama today.
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What?
You can't quit on your brother.
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When Donnie needed me to pull
his baby tooth did I give up?
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No.
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I kept yanking and twisting
and pulling till it came out.
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Sure, it was the wrong one,
but it was a big tooth.
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Fine.
Let's get this over with.
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Here's the plan.
We are after item 38.
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That's three eight.
Once the items are sold,
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they go back into
the impenetrable vault,
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so we must--absolutely
must get item 38
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while it is still backstage.
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- Item 38 sold.
- What?
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Take it to the
impenetrable vault.
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Now, onto item one.
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- Who does item 38 first?
- Ah, well, this has been fun.
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Shall we get a nice falafel?
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- It's gone into the vault!
- No, we can still get it.
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We just need something to sell.
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And open the biddy-wids
on item two.
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Uh, we have item 1.5.
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I do not think this will work.
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Yes it will.
Just read the card.
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Item 1.5.
The turtle Adonis.
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Behold, the exquisite physique,
the chiseled chin and--
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Stop the auction.
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I love it.
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I had no idea we had an item
this scrumulent.
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Take it to my private gallery.
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No.
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I mean I will
give you one doubloon.
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I guess
I don't want it that much.
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Sold.
Take it to the vault.
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both: Ahh!
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We're in.
Now, to find item 38.
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Wait.
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We are alone in a vault
with no means of escape,
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and Piel is nowhere near.
We have been set up.
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Dude, chill.
Bros always have your back.
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We'll find item 38 and he'll
be right outside the door,
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ready to whisk us away in that
snooze-tastic joey pouch.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Here it is.
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It feels empty.
I shall open it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Ahh!
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It is a banshee box!
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I knew it.
- Huh?
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He is using us as bait
while he steals something else.
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Classic brother betrayal.
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My brothers do that
all the time.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Hey, our birdie.
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- Ah.
- Piel?
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Hueso!
Leo!
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I was just coming to get you.
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You were not.
You set us up to take the fall,
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so you could pull off
another one of your crimes.
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It is true that I used you
as a distraction,
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but I knew you and your
clever partner would escape.
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Liar, liar.
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Although you do have a great
point about how clever I am.
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Believe me, Hueso.
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I just wanted to get
this treasure back for you.
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- For me?
- Si, hermano.
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The last debt
I had to pay was to you.
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Something I took from you
many years ago.
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My jewel-encrusted
pizza cutter!
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This was a gift from Papa.
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I took this from you
because I was jealous that
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Papa never gave me
anything so nice.
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Papa bought you
your first ship!
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Well yes, yes, but that
was after the pizza cutter.
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By then, I was already scum.
But I always felt guilty.
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I even made my pirate flag
in your image,
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as a way of saying I love you.
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Aw, see?
Brotherly love never dies.
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I'm so glad
you got back together.
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Anyway, we've been surrounded
by goons for some time now.
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Hah!
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Yes.
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No.
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A turtly-boo.
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What is with you
and stealing from Big Mama?
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Oh, well.
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I've been itching
for a good thrashy-diddle.
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Uh, guys, the clever one
is wondering
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if you know a way out of this?
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Maybe.
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Piel, remember how close
we were as children?
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Ah, skin and bones.
Together again?
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Wow, you guys are handsome.
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Leo, do not stare directly
at Don Suave.
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Oh, giggly-bee.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Ooh!
- Guino.
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Milada.
Carisa.
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Sensual.
Fuego.
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Besito.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Machismo.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Ooh!
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Mm!
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Thank you, pepino,
for helping me to reunite
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with my beloved brother.
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As a token of gratitude,
a free pizza.
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And you know
what I'm gonna do?
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Share it with
my beloved brother.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Ah.
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Oh, you were so right, Leo.
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This joey pouch
is a tropical paradise.
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{\an8}- Pizza?
- Ugh, Hawaiian?
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Just eat it, you weirdo.