Okay, Senor Hueso, my beloved brother Donatello
and I had a bit of a spat, so what kind of pizza says,
"I'm so sorry I called you a selfish, egg-headed weirdo?"
I don't know.
Hawaiian? - Ooh.
Donnie considers pineapple and ham "incompatible."
Like I said, a weirdo.
What? All right.
Get out, you miserable cur!
Okay, I'll get the Hawaiian. Mama mia.
Capitan Piel?
What brings you to this dump? How are things?
Mmm.
My brother is here. He is up to no good.
Hueso, I have gone straight. No more crimes.
No more piracy.
I don't believe you! Huh?
Ah!
My brother, I come to you for help.
- I will help you. - Huh?
- To the door. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can't just kick out your untrustworthy criminal brother.
He's family. So what do you need, skin man?
Just a favor.
I have given up my own life, but to be fully free,
there is one last debt I must repay.
So I humbly ask your help on one last mission.
No.
I do not need my life shaken up like a cheap vinaigrette.
Ah, I knew it was a mistake
to expect you to give me a second chance.
Wait.
I know a brother squabble when I see one,
and there's no one better to un-squabble you than moi.
Aren't you here because you had a fight with your brother?
And if someone didn't try to up-sell me on Hawaiian,
I'd have fixed it by now.
Capitan Piel, you can count on us.
Vamanos!
So what is this mission of yours?
And it better not involve theft.
Ah, is it theft to take something
that already belongs to you?
Three weeks ago, someone stole from me the one item I need
to pay the most crucial debt of all.
An ethically-acceptable heist.
What's the plan?
We must infiltrate an auction tonight
for the Hidden City elite.
There we will find the treasure we seek,
but to fit in with the glamorous guests,
we will need a fancy ride to fly us to the auction house.
A simurgh? We can't afford--I knew it.
You are stealing one. - I'm sorry.
Without bones I do not gesture very well.
We will tame a wild simurgh.
So what's the deal? Break it like a bronco?
Kiss it like a coyote? Ride it like a rainbow?
- Sure, hop on. - Rah!
Yee-haw!
Ooh.
See?
I'm un-squabbling you two already.
Let's get on with it. Piel, play the jaunty tune.
♪ ♪
Ha, ha! We have caught its eye.
Dance the joyful dance.
I will dance,
but the childlike joy will not be in my heart.
♪ ♪
Yeah!
She has accepted us.
Great work, my brother. Now, get into the joey pouch.
What? No.
Hey, my invitation is for one.
I will need to sneak you two in.
Hueso, if your brother asks you
to get in a joey pouch, you get in a joey pouch.
Now, what's a joey pouch?
That chicharron stuffs us into a joey pouch?
He is just using us.
Man, I gotta get one of these for the lair.
♪ ♪
- She's taken the Hidden City by storm
with her new battle nexus champion
Shadow Fiend, and now,
she has us all under her eight iron thumbs.
Give a mandatory warm welcome to your host,
Big Mama!
Hello, my money-tacious monsters.
Are you ready for a little biddly-boo?
Piel, you did not tell us
this was her auction. - Ah, si.
Si, but only because if I did, I knew you wouldn't come.
Remember, this is all to raise money
for my favorite charity--
me and my upcoming fantabulous battle nexus wizbang.
Hmm. Since I wish to live,
I will be not taking from Big Mama today.
What? You can't quit on your brother.
When Donnie needed me to pull his baby tooth did I give up?
No.
I kept yanking and twisting and pulling till it came out.
Sure, it was the wrong one, but it was a big tooth.
Fine. Let's get this over with.
Here's the plan. We are after item 38.
That's three eight. Once the items are sold,
they go back into the impenetrable vault,
so we must--absolutely must get item 38
while it is still backstage.
- Item 38 sold. - What?
Take it to the impenetrable vault.
Now, onto item one.
- Who does item 38 first? - Ah, well, this has been fun.
Shall we get a nice falafel?
- It's gone into the vault! - No, we can still get it.
We just need something to sell.
And open the biddy-wids on item two.
Uh, we have item 1.5.
I do not think this will work.
Yes it will. Just read the card.
Item 1.5. The turtle Adonis.
Behold, the exquisite physique, the chiseled chin and--
Stop the auction.
I love it.
I had no idea we had an item this scrumulent.
Take it to my private gallery.
No.
I mean I will give you one doubloon.
I guess I don't want it that much.
Sold. Take it to the vault.
both: Ahh!
We're in. Now, to find item 38.
Wait.
We are alone in a vault with no means of escape,
and Piel is nowhere near. We have been set up.
Dude, chill. Bros always have your back.
We'll find item 38 and he'll be right outside the door,
ready to whisk us away in that snooze-tastic joey pouch.
Hey, hey, hey. Here it is.
It feels empty. I shall open it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Ahh!
It is a banshee box!
I knew it. - Huh?
He is using us as bait while he steals something else.
Classic brother betrayal.
My brothers do that all the time.
♪ ♪
Hey, our birdie.
- Ah. - Piel?
Hueso! Leo!
I was just coming to get you.
You were not. You set us up to take the fall,
so you could pull off another one of your crimes.
It is true that I used you as a distraction,
but I knew you and your clever partner would escape.
Liar, liar.
Although you do have a great point about how clever I am.
Believe me, Hueso.
I just wanted to get this treasure back for you.
- For me? - Si, hermano.
The last debt I had to pay was to you.
Something I took from you many years ago.
My jewel-encrusted pizza cutter!
This was a gift from Papa.
I took this from you because I was jealous that
Papa never gave me anything so nice.
Papa bought you your first ship!
Well yes, yes, but that was after the pizza cutter.
By then, I was already scum. But I always felt guilty.
I even made my pirate flag in your image,
as a way of saying I love you.
Aw, see? Brotherly love never dies.
I'm so glad you got back together.
Anyway, we've been surrounded by goons for some time now.
Hah!
Yes.
No.
A turtly-boo.
What is with you and stealing from Big Mama?
Oh, well.
I've been itching for a good thrashy-diddle.
Uh, guys, the clever one is wondering
if you know a way out of this?
Maybe.
Piel, remember how close we were as children?
Ah, skin and bones. Together again?
♪ ♪
Wow, you guys are handsome.
Leo, do not stare directly at Don Suave.
Oh, giggly-bee.
♪ ♪
Ooh! - Guino.
Milada. Carisa.
Sensual. Fuego.
Besito.
♪ ♪
Machismo.
♪ ♪
Ooh!
Mm!
Thank you, pepino, for helping me to reunite
with my beloved brother.
As a token of gratitude, a free pizza.
And you know what I'm gonna do?
Share it with my beloved brother.
♪ ♪
Ah.
Oh, you were so right, Leo.
This joey pouch is a tropical paradise.
- Pizza? - Ugh, Hawaiian?
Just eat it, you weirdo.