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Okay, Senor Hueso,
my beloved brother Donatello

2
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and I had a bit of a spat,
so what kind of pizza says,

3
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"I'm so sorry I called you
a selfish, egg-headed weirdo?"

4
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[groans]
I don't know.

5
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Hawaiian?
- Ooh.

6
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Donnie considers pineapple
and ham "incompatible."

7
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Like I said,
a weirdo.

8
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[groans]

9
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{\an8}<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

10
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What?
All right.

11
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Get out,
you miserable cur!

12
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Okay, I'll get the Hawaiian.
Mama mia.

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[grunts]

14
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[both grunting]

15
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Capitan Piel?

16
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What brings you to this dump?
How are things?

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Mmm.
- [shouts]

18
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My brother is here.
He is up to no good.

19
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Hueso, I have gone straight.
No more crimes.

20
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No more piracy.

21
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I don't believe you!
Huh?

22
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[grunts]
Ah!

23
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My brother,
I come to you for help.

24
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- I will help you.
- Huh?

25
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- To the door.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

26
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You can't just kick out your
untrustworthy criminal brother.

27
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He's family.
So what do you need, skin man?

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Just a favor.

29
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I have given up my own life,
but to be fully free,

30
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there is one last debt
I must repay.

31
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So I humbly ask your help
on one last mission.

32
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No.

33
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I do not need my life shaken up
like a cheap vinaigrette.

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Ah, I knew it was a mistake

35
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to expect you
to give me a second chance.

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Wait.

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I know a brother squabble
when I see one,

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and there's no one better
to un-squabble you than moi.

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Aren't you here because you
had a fight with your brother?

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And if someone didn't try
to up-sell me on Hawaiian,

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I'd have fixed it by now.

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Capitan Piel,
you can count on us.

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Vamanos!

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{\an8}<i>[upbeat music]</i>

45
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So what is this mission
of yours?

46
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And it better
not involve theft.

47
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Ah, is it theft
to take something

48
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that already belongs to you?

49
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Three weeks ago, someone stole
from me the one item I need

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to pay
the most crucial debt of all.

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An
ethically-acceptable heist.

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What's the plan?

53
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We must infiltrate
an auction tonight

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for the Hidden City elite.

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There we will find
the treasure we seek,

56
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but to fit in
with the glamorous guests,

57
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we will need a fancy ride
to fly us to the auction house.

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A simurgh?
We can't afford--I knew it.

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You are stealing one.
- I'm sorry.

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Without bones
I do not gesture very well.

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We will tame a wild simurgh.
[squawking]

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So what's the deal?
Break it like a bronco?

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Kiss it like a coyote?
Ride it like a rainbow?

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- Sure, hop on.
- Rah!

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Yee-haw!
[squawks]

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Ooh.
[groans]

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[both laughing]

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See?

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I'm un-squabbling you
two already.

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Let's get on with it.
Piel, play the jaunty tune.

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[chuckles]

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[flute plays]

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{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Ha, ha!
We have caught its eye.

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Dance the joyful dance.

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I will dance,

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but the childlike joy
will not be in my heart.

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{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Yeah!
[squawking]

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She has accepted us.

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Great work, my brother.
Now, get into the joey pouch.

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What?
No.

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Hey, my invitation
is for one.

84
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I will need to
sneak you two in.

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Hueso, if your brother
asks you

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to get in a joey pouch,
you get in a joey pouch.

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Now, what's a joey pouch?

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{\an8}<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

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That chicharron stuffs us
into a joey pouch?

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He is just using us.

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Man, I gotta get one of these
for the lair.

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{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[squawking]

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{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>- She's taken the Hidden City
by storm</i>

96
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{\an8}<i>with her new battle
nexus champion</i>

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{\an8}<i>Shadow Fiend,
and now,</i>

98
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{\an8}<i>she has us all under her
eight iron thumbs.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Give a mandatory warm welcome
to your host,</i>

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{\an8}<i>Big Mama!</i>

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Hello, my money-tacious
monsters.

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Are you ready
for a little biddly-boo?

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Piel, you did not tell us

104
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this was her auction.
- Ah, si.

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Si, but only because if I did,
I knew you wouldn't come.

106
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Remember, this is all
to raise money

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for my favorite charity--

108
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me and my upcoming fantabulous
battle nexus wizbang.

109
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Hmm.
Since I wish to live,

110
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I will be not taking
from Big Mama today.

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What?
You can't quit on your brother.

112
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When Donnie needed me to pull
his baby tooth did I give up?

113
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No.

114
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I kept yanking and twisting
and pulling till it came out.

115
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Sure, it was the wrong one,
but it was a big tooth.

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Fine.
Let's get this over with.

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Here's the plan.
We are after item 38.

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That's three eight.
Once the items are sold,

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they go back into
the impenetrable vault,

120
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so we must--absolutely
must get item 38

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while it is still backstage.

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- Item 38 sold.
- What?

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Take it to the
impenetrable vault.

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Now, onto item one.

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- Who does item 38 first?
- Ah, well, this has been fun.

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Shall we get a nice falafel?

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- It's gone into the vault!
- No, we can still get it.

128
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We just need something to sell.

129
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And open the biddy-wids
on item two.

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[clears throat]
Uh, we have item 1.5.

131
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I do not think this will work.

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Yes it will.
Just read the card.

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[sighs]

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Item 1.5.
The turtle Adonis.

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Behold, the exquisite physique,
the chiseled chin and--

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- Stop the auction.
- [shouts]

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[shouting]
- [teeth chattering]

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[grunts]
I love it.

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I had no idea we had an item
this scrumulent.

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Take it to my private gallery.

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No.

142
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I mean I will
give you one doubloon.

143
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I guess
I don't want it that much.

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Sold.
Take it to the vault.

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both: Ahh!

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[both shouting and grunting]

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[rattling]

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We're in.
Now, to find item 38.

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Wait.

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We are alone in a vault
with no means of escape,

151
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and Piel is nowhere near.
We have been set up.

152
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Dude, chill.
Bros always have your back.

153
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We'll find item 38 and he'll
be right outside the door,

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ready to whisk us away in that
snooze-tastic joey pouch.

155
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Hey, hey, hey.
Here it is.

156
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It feels empty.
I shall open it.

157
00:07:01,341 --> 00:07:03,652
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[squealing]

158
00:07:03,721 --> 00:07:05,341
Ahh!

159
00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:06,859
It is a banshee box!

160
00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,686
[metal clanging]

161
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I knew it.
- Huh?

162
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He is using us as bait
while he steals something else.

163
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[sirens blaring]

164
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Classic brother betrayal.

165
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My brothers do that
all the time.

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[grunts]

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{\an8}<i>[tense music]</i>

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[both breathing heavily]

169
00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:25,686
{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

170
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Hey, our birdie.

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[grunts]

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- Ah.
- Piel?

173
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Hueso!
Leo!

174
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I was just coming to get you.

175
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You were not.
You set us up to take the fall,

176
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so you could pull off
another one of your crimes.

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It is true that I used you
as a distraction,

178
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but I knew you and your
clever partner would escape.

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Liar, liar.

180
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Although you do have a great
point about how clever I am.

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Believe me, Hueso.

182
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I just wanted to get
this treasure back for you.

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- For me?
- Si, hermano.

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The last debt
I had to pay was to you.

185
00:08:02,514 --> 00:08:06,548
Something I took from you
many years ago.

186
00:08:06,617 --> 00:08:07,755
[gasps]

187
00:08:07,824 --> 00:08:10,203
My jewel-encrusted
pizza cutter!

188
00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,031
This was a gift from Papa.

189
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,479
I took this from you
because I was jealous that

190
00:08:14,548 --> 00:08:17,134
Papa never gave me
anything so nice.

191
00:08:17,203 --> 00:08:18,721
Papa bought you
your first ship!

192
00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,583
Well yes, yes, but that
was after the pizza cutter.

193
00:08:21,652 --> 00:08:26,859
By then, I was already scum.
But I always felt guilty.

194
00:08:26,927 --> 00:08:29,548
I even made my pirate flag
in your image,

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00:08:29,617 --> 00:08:31,893
as a way of saying I love you.

196
00:08:31,962 --> 00:08:33,790
{\an8}<i>[dramatic music]</i>

197
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Aw, see?
Brotherly love never dies.

198
00:08:37,824 --> 00:08:40,341
I'm so glad
you got back together.

199
00:08:40,410 --> 00:08:42,824
Anyway, we've been surrounded
by goons for some time now.

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00:08:42,893 --> 00:08:44,065
[all snarling]
- Hah!

201
00:08:44,134 --> 00:08:45,859
{\an8}<i>[tense music]</i>

202
00:08:45,927 --> 00:08:48,169
[all shouting]

203
00:08:48,238 --> 00:08:50,203
Yes.

204
00:08:50,272 --> 00:08:52,652
No.

205
00:08:52,721 --> 00:08:55,410
- [grunts]
- A turtly-boo.

206
00:08:55,479 --> 00:08:58,514
What is with you
and stealing from Big Mama?

207
00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,031
Oh, well.
- [stammers]

208
00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,548
I've been itching
for a good thrashy-diddle.

209
00:09:02,617 --> 00:09:05,203
Uh, guys, the clever one
is wondering

210
00:09:05,272 --> 00:09:06,824
if you know a way out of this?

211
00:09:06,893 --> 00:09:08,238
Maybe.

212
00:09:08,307 --> 00:09:11,721
Piel, remember how close
we were as children?

213
00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:14,652
Ah, skin and bones.
Together again?

214
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,721
[electricity sparking]

215
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:23,893
{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

216
00:09:30,824 --> 00:09:32,755
Wow, you guys are handsome.

217
00:09:32,824 --> 00:09:37,169
Leo, do not stare directly
at Don Suave.

218
00:09:37,238 --> 00:09:41,790
{\an8}<i>[Spanish guitar music]</i>

219
00:09:41,859 --> 00:09:44,410
Oh, giggly-bee.
[giggling]

220
00:09:44,479 --> 00:09:45,962
{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

221
00:09:46,031 --> 00:09:47,721
Ooh!
- Guino.

222
00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:50,859
[squeals]

223
00:09:50,927 --> 00:09:54,790
Milada.
Carisa.

224
00:09:54,859 --> 00:09:58,479
Sensual.
Fuego.

225
00:09:58,548 --> 00:09:59,927
Besito.

226
00:09:59,996 --> 00:10:02,065
[booming]

227
00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,790
{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

228
00:10:03,859 --> 00:10:05,652
Machismo.

229
00:10:05,721 --> 00:10:07,824
{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

230
00:10:07,893 --> 00:10:09,824
Ooh!

231
00:10:09,893 --> 00:10:11,893
Mm!
- [squawks]

232
00:10:14,652 --> 00:10:16,962
{\an8}<i>[sneaky music]</i>

233
00:10:17,031 --> 00:10:19,927
Thank you, pepino,
for helping me to reunite

234
00:10:19,996 --> 00:10:21,790
with my beloved brother.

235
00:10:21,859 --> 00:10:25,927
As a token of gratitude,
a free pizza.

236
00:10:25,996 --> 00:10:27,376
And you know
what I'm gonna do?

237
00:10:27,445 --> 00:10:30,100
Share it with
my beloved brother.

238
00:10:30,169 --> 00:10:32,445
{\an8}<i>♪ ♪</i>

239
00:10:32,514 --> 00:10:34,755
[grunting]

240
00:10:34,824 --> 00:10:36,203
Ah.

241
00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:37,583
Oh, you were so right, Leo.

242
00:10:37,652 --> 00:10:41,134
This joey pouch
is a tropical paradise.

243
00:10:41,203 --> 00:10:43,514
{\an8}<i>- Pizza?
- Ugh, Hawaiian?</i>

244
00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:47,583
- Just eat it, you weirdo.
- [squawks]