- Hidden City Zoo? - Ooh, luxury resort.
- Battle Nexus! - Ooh, Witch Town!
All right, we've narrowed down our list
to 200 activities.
I don't want to spend my whole day in the Hidden City voting,
so I say we each do our own thing.
Mm-hmm. all: Bye.
"Police ride along.
"Ride side by side with the Hidden City Police
"as they conquer crime in the underworld.
And you get to keep one confiscated item."
Oh, I am not passing this up!
Hey, guys.
- I think that's him! - Ooh.
Hello, good officer, sir.
I would like to partake in your ride along program.
Huh?
Uh, sure. Right this way.
Let us help you!
So, interested in crime, are you?
Oh, yeah. Some say I'm an expert,
but I say you could always learn more.
Right.
What the-- hey, where's my--
We'll hold onto your sticks
for quote, unquote, "insurance reasons."
Insurance?
Ha! Man, I can't believe
Heinous Green walked right into our station.
I guess he's more brawn than brains!
Whoa.
Aah!
Good thing we had
this transport headed to the maximum security facility.
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Uh, excuse me.
Not to question how you do your ride alongs,
but this is maybe a bit more hands-on
than the brochure led me to believe.
Okay, drop the ride along bit.
You're ours now,
Heinous Green.
- Heinous Green? - Whoa!
- The Heinous Green. - What!?
This isn't me.
He doesn't even have my handsome snaggle tooth.
Tell it to the judge, slappy.
Hey.
Oh, so you're Heinous Green, are you?
You're in a pickle, Raph.
You're a good guy trapped in a wagon full of baddies
who think you're a crook named Heinous Green.
Do you tell them the truth?
Sure, you can do that,
If you wanna get creamed!
You gotta play along until you get this sorted out!
Hey, punk, are you gonna keep muttering to yourself,
or are you gonna tell us if you is or is not Heinous Green.
Yes. Yes, I am.
The legendary Heinous Green. We gotta make him our leader.
What do you say, Dastardly Danny?
Yeah, I second that, Malicious Mickey.
What? Blue guy is always the leader.
Hey, shut your word hole, Loathsome Leonard.
So, um, what's the plan, new leader?
New leader? Er, uh, well...
As your new leader, I say we just, uh,
sit here quietly and respectfully
until we get to our destination,
where we can get this whole incarceration situation
figured out.
Obviously, he's joking. 'Cause what he meant is,
"let's bust out of this snail jail."
And with Heinous Green's muscle on our side,
that should be cake.
Whoa!
Oof! Ugh.
Halt, criminals!
Officers, there's been a big misunderstanding.
- Heinous Green's been caught! - Leave him!
He's dead weight. - Yes, great idea!
Leave me behind with the police.
No way! You're one of the Mud Dogs now.
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Now that we're out, we should pull a robbery.
Something exciting!
Yeah! Oh, what about a train?
Or, uh--or a bank? Huh?
What do you think Heinous Green?
What do I do, Mind Raph?
I'm a good guy with a strong moral compass,
but I'm caught up in a life of crime.
Relax, all you need's a clever way to get them caught,
like this.
Hey, that is a good idea!
Fellas, I have the crime of a lifetime.
We're gonna rob a police station?
Think about it.
Where does all the money go
when they catch a gang of robbers?
Answer: Police station.
And it's always open. And et cetera.
Yeah, that does make sense.
You must've been on the debate team.
Now, here's the plan. First, put on these disguises.
recorded voice: I am a criminal!
Danny, you create a diversion by confessing to a crime.
Mickey, you bash the symbols
while Leonard dances his way into the evidence room.
Go!
That'll get those bozos caught for sure.
I'll be a hero for turning them in,
and I can clear up this whole Heinous Green situation
once and for all.
all: It worked perfectly!
What!? I mean, uh...
Great news, guys!
We got these keys to get out.
Where we gonna stash this loot?
Uh, in the arms of its rightful owners?
That is funny coming from an accessory to a crime.
No, we're gonna stash it in a hideout.
Yeah!
And I know just the place.
You want us to break into a prison?
It's the perfect hideout.
They'd look for people breaking out of prison,
not for people breaking in.
All right, hop in.
This time, they're caught for sure.
All set, boss!
Uh--
Ow!
We landed in the minimum security presidential suite!
We can come and go as we please!
Every hare-brained plan I come up with
works out remarkably well.
Wait a minute. Are you in their crew?
Are you a mole!? Huh?
Tell me!
Whoa, he is tough. He even roughs himself up.
You know, at first I felt you were put in charge
just for change, which actually hurt my feelings,
but here you have a real knack for crime.
I guess we know what we gotta do now, huh, boss?
Of course I do.
But you go ahead and tell everybody else.
Ha! Come on.
You know we gotta kick a share of this loot up to Big Mama.
Otherwise-- ergh.
Is there any wiggle room in that?
Oh, you are Heinous!
But no, we die. Come on.
It's the key to my upcoming Battle Nexus Wizban.
Guard it carefully.
Well, what brings you fine thuggy-doodles to Big Mama?
We pulled off a great score,
and we're here to give you your cut.
Ha! We robbed the police station!
Scrum-diffy-doo. How did you do that?
With the help of the greatest criminal mastermind
in the Hidden City: Heinous Green.
Hmm, that doesn't sound like Heinous Green.
He's more brawn than brains.
Are you saying this guy ain't a genius?
Er, uh.
Hi, Big Mama. - Hello, turtly-boo.
Gentlemen,
this is not Heinous Green.
That is Heinous Green.
all: What!?
My bad! Ha ha...
All right, I owe you an apology.
This has been one big misunderstanding.
Yes, yes, an amusing case of mistaken identity.
Destroy him.
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Ah.
Wah!
Ooh.
♪ ♪
All right!
Ooh!
♪ ♪
Ow!
Ooh!
Uh, Mr. Heinous.
I didn't mean to impersonate you...
Huh, maybe we have some similarities.
Thank goodness. The police.
Officers, it's Heinous Green!
So it is!
No, not me! Him!
Hang on, I'm not so sure.
Oh, come on!
Oh, yeah, that's him.
Get him!
My tonfas!
Power smash jitsu!
♪ ♪
Smashing like a boss!
Boom!
♪ ♪
Now you see that I'm not Heinous Green?
Okay, okay, looks like there was the justifiable case
of mistaken identity here.
You're free to go, slappy.
Oh, I will.
And if you want the bozos who robbed the police station,
they're hiding out in the prison.
Raph, out.
Wait a second.
You know who looks just like that guy
but who doesn't have a mustache?
Evil Emerald!
Aw, snack cakes.
Aw.