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Ooh!
My Lou Jitsu jumpsuit
from one of my award winning Lou Jitsu Dojos,
what on earth are you doing on my shoulders?
♪ ♪
Hmm.
Enough blinky, beepy phone games!
I'm trying to talk to you about my Lou Jitsu Dojos!
Wow, Lou Jitsu Dojos are a thing?
Who knew?
Uh, only everybody!
It is the largest chain of dojos in the city!
New York City?
No, Moon Base One City.
Of course, New York City!
Today is my long overdue dojo inspection day
to make sure they are teaching my moves properly.
Even the Seven Deadly Vipers move?
The move they never show in movies
'cause the mere mention of it
always makes your enemies surrender?
No, that move is a sacred secret.
all: Aw. - Eee!
Now, I was thinking I might take one of you along
on my inspections.
You heard him, fellas.
Last one standing gets to go with Pops!
Looks like old Leon is the winner.
All right, I get to go!
Wonderful!
Onward to my world-famous dojos,
where I'm sure nothing has changed in the last 30 years.
My original dojo.
Gone.
And taken over by Kristoff Van Bradford.
Who?
An atrocious actor who is dishonorable to his core.
At least I have my other 27 dojos.
They more than balance out this jerk store.
Huh?
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Huh?
Oh, man, you only have one dojo left.
One is all I need.
From this seed, the Lou Jitsu Way
will sprout up to reclaim its honor
and stand strong against those Komodo creeps.
Now, time for you and Randall to find out
what we have to work with.
Hello, fellow teenagers.
I, Randall, was just doing video games
and other teen-related stuff when I saw you here.
We're just practicing some Lou Jitsu moves.
both: Hot oatmeal!
Ugh, ugh, ugh!
Is that the Lou Jitsu Tiger Claw move?
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!
And what move are you practicing?
My tiger got tired, so I'm resting at a watering hole.
kids: How was that, Sensei? - Ooh!
Your sensei is a cat poster?
Oh, no!
Look at the time.
It's time for our 3:30 beatdown from the Komodo students.
all: Strike fast, strike hard, no mercy.
What are you-- Hey, stop this!
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Hyah!
Not in the house of Jitsu!
You Komodo students are as ruthless as your sensei.
Who dares challenge my dragons?
Kristoff Van Bradford.
You're the actor who wishes he was as tough
and as handsome as Lou Jitsu.
Lou Jitsu is a has-been who never was.
all: Strike fast, strike hard,
Lou Jitsu is a scene-stealing hack!
We have all the other Lou Jitsu dojos in town,
and once we force you five to quit,
Komodo will control them all!
Dragons, attack!
- No. - Huh?
We shall fight for control of the dojo.
Your school against Lou Jitsu's.
Best student against best student.
Oh, yes, I get dojo,
Poo Jitsu Karate kneels before Van Bradford!
But you?
You cannot be student. Minimum height requirement.
Mm. We honorably accept.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Bring and honor and respect to the mat
so I can crush it.
all: Strike fast, strike hard. We are leaving now, good-bye!
We can't fight them, Sensei Cat Poster.
They'll kick our butts!
Hmm. This is true.
April, it is you.
You must defend the honor of the Lou Jitsu way.
Me, as the last line of defense to save the dojos?
I would want no one else.
It would be my honor, Sensei!
I mean, Spli--
I mean, average teenager Randall.
Focus, determination,
and treating your opponent with honor--
that is the Lou Jitsu way.
First core move...
Block attacks with the gangly limbs of a llama.
Second-- the Tiger Claw!
Pounce with the cunning quickness of a tiger!
Um, you know,
the last line of defense
could really use the Seven Deadly Vipers move.
- Hmm. - Huh?
What do you say? - Hmm.
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Yeah!
Go, Lou Jitsu dojos!
Komodo fears nothing.
So you pick her opponent, you tiny-headed teen.
Hmm.
Uh...that guy.
all: Strike fast, strike hard!
Oh, snap! You just picked Frank!
Aw, man.
Why'd you pick Frank?
You can do this, April.
Remember the Lou Jitsu Way--
remain focused, determined, and fight with honor.
That's exactly the pep talk I needed.
First to three points wins.
Ooh!
One point, Komodo!
Ha.
Ha!
Oh!
Two points, Komodo!
You got this, April!
all: Strike fast, strike hard!
When we win, we'll go for ice cream!
Okay. Focus, April.
Tiger Claw!
One point, Lou Jitsu Dojo!
all: Hot oatmeal!
Hot oatmeal?
Aah!
Lazy llama!
Hmm.
Two points, Lou Jitsu Dojo!
Hey!
Ref, I can't fight him. He's injured.
all: Strike fast, strike hard!
Frank will get X-rays on the way home!
If he's not going to quit,
then I say we call it a draw.
You smell defeat, and you grasp at straws.
Komodo never accepts a tie.
You know what to do.
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Aah!
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Rah!
What gives, Van Bradford?
This reeks of one of your hack movies
where you cheat in the end.
No shock that the Lou Jitsu School
teaches his signature whining.
- I'll allow it! - Huh?
Two points apiece. Next point wins.
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- You know what to do, April! - I don't know if I'm ready.
There is only one way to find out.
♪ ♪
Prepare for the Seven Deadly Vipers move!
Oh, me gosh!
Pops taught her the move?
I can't believe we're about to see
the Seven Deadly Vipers move!
No!
Anything but that!
I surrender. - No.
No, no, no, no!
Yes!
all: Hot oatmeal!
Lou Jitsu Dojo wins!
Sensei Cat Poster and its students
get to keep their dojo.
Unacceptable!
Aah! - Hoi!
Aah!
Whoa, looks like some kind
of venomous yokai pet or something.
Take me, my dragon.
Kristoff is being bitten by his Komodo.
all: Strike fast, run hard!
This just got super weird!
- Huh? - Uh...
I don't know who you think you are,
you tiny, hairy teen,
but you and your champion
are about to cross over to the Komodo side!
We should help Pops.
You are no match
for my Seven Deadly Vipers move, dragon.
Hold on.
If we wait a second, we could watch the move.
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What?
- Turn the lights back on! - We can't see the move!
Whoops. Good going, Jasper.
Yay.
You won doing the epic move we weren't able to see.
Aw, man. He got away.
But on the upside, we saved your dojo.
You did wonderful, April,
but dojo or not,
the Lou Jitsu Way lives on with you five
in every single episode of life.