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{\an8}- ♪ Rise of the ♪
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{\an8}♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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{\an8}♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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{\an8}
♪ Rise of the ♪
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{\an8}♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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{\an8}♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪
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{\an8}♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪
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{\an8}♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪
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{\an8}♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪
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{\an8}♪ With each other
they discover ♪
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{\an8}♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
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{\an8}♪ Cowabunga ♪
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{\an8}♪ Rise of the ♪
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{\an8}♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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{\an8}♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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{\an8}♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪
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{\an8}♪ Rise ♪
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{\an8}[retro video game music]
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Ooh!
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My Lou Jitsu jumpsuit
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from one of my award winning
Lou Jitsu Dojos,
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what on earth are you doing
on my shoulders?
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Hmm.
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Enough blinky, beepy
phone games!
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I'm trying to talk to you
about my Lou Jitsu Dojos!
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Wow, Lou Jitsu Dojos
are a thing?
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Who knew?
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Uh, only everybody!
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It is the largest chain
of dojos in the city!
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New York City?
[grunts]
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No, Moon Base One City.
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Of course, New York City!
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Today is my long overdue
dojo inspection day
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to make sure they are teaching
my moves properly.
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Even the Seven Deadly Vipers
move?
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The move they
never show in movies
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'cause the mere mention of it
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always makes
your enemies surrender?
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No, that move
is a sacred secret.
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all: Aw.
- Eee!
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Now, I was thinking I might
take one of you along
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on my inspections.
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You heard him, fellas.
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Last one standing
gets to go with Pops!
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[group grunting]
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Looks like old Leon
is the winner.
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[moans]
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All right, I get to go!
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Wonderful!
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Onward to
my world-famous dojos,
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where I'm sure nothing has
changed in the last 30 years.
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{\an8}[record scratches]
My original dojo.
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Gone.
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And taken over
by Kristoff Van Bradford.
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Who?
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An atrocious actor who
is dishonorable to his core.
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At least I have
my other 27 dojos.
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They more than balance out
this jerk store.
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{\an8}[synth music]
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Huh?
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[horrified squealing]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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Huh?
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Oh, man, you only have
one dojo left.
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One is all I need.
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From this seed,
the Lou Jitsu Way
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will sprout up
to reclaim its honor
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and stand strong
against those Komodo creeps.
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Now, time for you and Randall
to find out
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what we have to work with.
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Hello, fellow teenagers.
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I, Randall,
was just doing video games
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and other teen-related stuff
when I saw you here.
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We're just practicing
some Lou Jitsu moves.
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both: Hot oatmeal!
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Ugh, ugh, ugh!
- [moaning]
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Is that the Lou Jitsu
Tiger Claw move?
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Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!
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And what move
are you practicing?
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My tiger got tired, so I'm
resting at a watering hole.
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kids: How was that, Sensei?
- Ooh!
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Your sensei is a cat poster?
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[beeping]
- Oh, no!
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Look at the time.
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It's time for our 3:30 beatdown
from the Komodo students.
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{\an8}[dramatic music]
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all: Strike fast,
strike hard, no mercy.
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What are you--
Hey, stop this!
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{\an8}[rock music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Hyah!
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Not in the house of Jitsu!
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{\an8}[thwacking]
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You Komodo students are
as ruthless as your sensei.
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Who dares challenge
my dragons?
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Kristoff Van Bradford.
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You're the actor
who wishes he was as tough
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and as handsome
as Lou Jitsu.
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[laughs]
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Lou Jitsu is a has-been
who never was.
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all:
Strike fast, strike hard,
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Lou Jitsu
is a scene-stealing hack!
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We have all the other
Lou Jitsu dojos in town,
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and once we force you five
to quit,
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Komodo will control them all!
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Dragons, attack!
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- No.
- Huh?
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We shall fight
for control of the dojo.
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Your school
against Lou Jitsu's.
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Best student
against best student.
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Oh, yes, I get dojo,
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Poo Jitsu Karate
kneels before Van Bradford!
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[laughs]
But you?
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You cannot be student.
Minimum height requirement.
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Mm.
We honorably accept.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Bring and honor and respect
to the mat
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so I can crush it.
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all: Strike fast, strike hard.
We are leaving now, good-bye!
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[door slams]
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[gasps]
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We can't fight them,
Sensei Cat Poster.
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They'll kick our butts!
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Hmm.
This is true.
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April, it is you.
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You must defend the honor
of the Lou Jitsu way.
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Me, as the last line
of defense to save the dojos?
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I would want no one else.
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It would be my honor, Sensei!
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I mean, Spli--
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I mean, average teenager Randall.
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Focus, determination,
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and treating your opponent
with honor--
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that is the Lou Jitsu way.
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First core move...
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[grunting]
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Block attacks with
the gangly limbs of a llama.
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{\an8}[dramatic music]
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Second--
the Tiger Claw!
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Pounce with the cunning
quickness of a tiger!
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Um, you know,
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the last line of defense
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could really use
the Seven Deadly Vipers move.
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- Hmm.
- Huh?
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What do you say?
- Hmm.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Yeah!
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Go, Lou Jitsu dojos!
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Komodo fears nothing.
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So you pick her opponent,
you tiny-headed teen.
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Hmm.
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Uh...that guy.
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all:
Strike fast, strike hard!
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Oh, snap!
You just picked Frank!
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- Aw, man.
- [moans]
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Why'd you pick Frank?
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You can do this, April.
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Remember the Lou Jitsu Way--
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remain focused, determined,
and fight with honor.
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That's exactly the pep talk
I needed.
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First to three points wins.
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[whistle blows]
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[grunting]
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Ooh!
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[buzzer sounds]
- One point, Komodo!
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Ha.
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[whistle blows]
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[grunts]
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Ha!
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Oh!
[whistle blows]
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[buzzer sounds]
- Two points, Komodo!
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- [breathes deeply]
- You got this, April!
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all:
Strike fast, strike hard!
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When we win,
we'll go for ice cream!
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Okay.
Focus, April.
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[whistle blows]
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[grunting]
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[floor squeaks]
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Tiger Claw!
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[whistle blows,
turtles cheering]
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One point, Lou Jitsu Dojo!
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all:
Hot oatmeal!
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Hot oatmeal?
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Aah!
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[whistle blows]
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Lazy llama!
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Hmm.
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Two points, Lou Jitsu Dojo!
[buzzer sounds]
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- Hey!
- [growls]
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[grunting]
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{\an8}[dark dramatic music]
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Ref, I can't fight him.
He's injured.
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all:
Strike fast, strike hard!
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Frank will get X-rays
on the way home!
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If he's not going to quit,
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then I say we call it a draw.
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{\an8}[warm music]
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You smell defeat,
and you grasp at straws.
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[laughs]
Komodo never accepts a tie.
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You know what to do.
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[growling]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[growling]
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{\an8}[scary rock music]
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[whooshing]
- Aah!
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Rah!
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What gives, Van Bradford?
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This reeks of one
of your hack movies
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where you cheat in the end.
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No shock that
the Lou Jitsu School
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teaches his signature whining.
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- I'll allow it!
- Huh?
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Two points apiece.
Next point wins.
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[whistle blows]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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- You know what to do, April!
- I don't know if I'm ready.
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There is only one way
to find out.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Prepare for
the Seven Deadly Vipers move!
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Oh, me gosh!
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Pops taught her the move?
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I can't believe
we're about to see
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the Seven Deadly Vipers move!
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No!
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Anything but that!
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I surrender.
- No.
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[whistle blows]
No, no, no, no!
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[buzzer sounds]
- Yes!
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all:
Hot oatmeal!
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Lou Jitsu Dojo wins!
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Sensei Cat Poster
and its students
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get to keep their dojo.
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Unacceptable!
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Aah!
- Hoi!
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Aah!
[grunting]
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[whimpering]
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[growling]
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[snarls]
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Whoa, looks like some kind
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of venomous yokai pet
or something.
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[growls]
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Take me, my dragon.
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[growls]
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[moans]
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Kristoff is being bitten
by his Komodo.
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[moans]
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[snarling]
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[screams]
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all:
Strike fast, run hard!
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This just got super weird!
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- Huh?
- Uh...
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I don't know
who you think you are,
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you tiny, hairy teen,
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but you and your champion
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are about to cross over
to the Komodo side!
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We should help Pops.
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You are no match
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for my Seven Deadly Vipers
move, dragon.
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Hold on.
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If we wait a second,
we could watch the move.
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[all screaming]
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{\an8}[suspenseful music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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What?
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- Turn the lights back on!
- We can't see the move!
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[screaming continues]
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Whoops.
Good going, Jasper.
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Yay.
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You won doing the epic move
we weren't able to see.
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Aw, man.
He got away.
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But on the upside,
we saved your dojo.
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You did wonderful, April,
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but dojo or not,
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the Lou Jitsu Way lives on
with you five
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in every single episode
of life.