- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
[upbeat music]
- Guys, guys, get a photo of me dropping a Hibernator
on Big Spiky and Big Blinky
and Jolly Green Torch Guy!
[grunts, huffs]
This family needs to learn more about its hometown,
which is why I entered us in a citywide photo scavenger hunt!
And we're gonna win.
[mischievous music]
So what do we win when we win?
Street cred!
The only currency that matters in this city.
And we'll do it with our special brand of teamwork--
where my brothers do the work, but we share equal credit.
[vocalizes]
Can we hurry this along?
I left Sloppy Joseph in charge of my kitchen.
[laughs]
Yeah, that's on you, Barry.
[electricity zapping]
[all gasping]
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[all screaming]
Okay, team--what?
Wait a second.
[daunting music]
♪ ♪
Donnie, what did you do?
- [laughing] all: Big Mama?
- Ladies and gentlemen,
it's the moment you've been waiting for--
my long-promised, fantasmic, whiz-bang...
"Battle Nexus: New York"!
I'm sorry, "Whiz-Bang New York," what, what, what?
- Smile, turtly-boos.
My bloodthirsty audience is paying top didgery dollar
to watch you get destroyed by Battle Nexus champions.
- Uh, we didn'tsign up for this.
Did April sign us up for this? - Hmm?
April, did you--Wait, what have you done with April?
And Draxum? And Dad?
Not to worry.
The people of New York are in the palm of my hand,
all properly pacified inside this mystic thingamajig.
[eerie music]
[air horn blows]
[sighs, giggles]
I could sit by this pool forever
and not ask a single question about how I got here.
[groans] These rays.
Where does one procure a pendulous cranial shield?
[relaxing music]
[groans]
♪ ♪
- Howdy, stranger! - Hmm?
Would you like some lemonade?
I always make enough for new friends.
Thank you, shaggy rodent.
[dramatic musical sting]
[echoing] Lemonade!
This lemon liquid...
You're Todd! I remember you!
Wait, I know this mind-pacifying magic.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Big Mama is behind this!
♪ ♪
Your task is simple.
Defeat my champions, and you win your city back.
Fail, and you lose it all.
both: What?
I have only one question-- how dare you?
It's okay, guys. We got this.
As long as the Mad Dogs are together,
we can teamwork through anything.
[giggles]
Well, of course you silly billies can work together...
just not how you think.
[eerie music]
[all screaming]
[ambient music]
♪ ♪
- Ah. - Ghostbear?
- [grunts] - [growls]
Huh? [yelps, screams]
- Each of you is linked to an enemy,
and you'll need to work together
to complete a challenge
against one of my Battle Nexus champions.
Enjoy wrestling my Troll.
Lose, and I'll add your flattened body-boos
to my hotel rug collection.
I'm tag team partners with Ghostbear?
Thank you, Big Mama!
[growling]
- Oh, Fluffy-Pooh,
the only way to break your bonds is to win
or die.
[crowd cheering]
You two must satisfy
my two-headed snake's endless appetite,
or it's you chefs who become lunch.
[yelping]
I get to team up with my favorite celebrity chef?
Thank you, Big Mama!
Did you not hear the handsome granny in the sky?
Sure did.
We're in trouble, baby! - [growls]
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[laughs] This is your champion?
You forgot to add water. [laughs]
Burn! Nailed it.
Huh?
- Whoa! - What? Ah!
[both scream]
Eat the turtle! He's crunchy!
- My Sprite has never smiled and has a wicked temper.
Make her laugh, or she'll burn you worse
than a well-timed joke.
Pun intended!
Make her laugh? That's my thing.
[clears throat] All right.
You know why sharks don't eat clowns?
They taste funny. [forced laughter]
[growls]
[retro music]
- Huh? - Oh.
- Cortex is the smartest Yokai in the Hidden City.
And the cruelest.
Lose, and he keeps the turtle
in his collection of game pieces.
♪ ♪
Scooch over, Hypno. Chess is my domain.
[both yelp] - Oh, no.
- [yelps] - [gasps]
[all shouting]
Well played, Big Mama.
Oh, no.
- If any of you somehow win your battley-bings,
come to my hotel and set your people free.
[groans]
Do be sporting chaps
and put on a fantasmic show for us.
[yelps]
My subscribers are paying me a fortune
to watch you all suffer.
Now on with "Battle Nexus: New York"!
[all cheering]
[laughing evilly]
Wow, Todd, this is the best lemonade ever!
You all must stop consuming this citrus paradise
and wake up!
This is an illusion!
I don't know.
Todd's Lemonade Especial tastes pretty real to me.
And magical! As promised.
[sighs] No!
We are trapped inside Big Mama's mystic orb.
Look at where we are and who we're with.
How did we get here? Where are the Turtles?
Who even likes Foot Recruit? - Huh?
Well, I guess, now that you mention it,
it is a little odd.
Stop trying to ruin a good thing, Draxum.
I'm a parent of four teenage boys.
I need this!
Then let us cheers to fun in the sun.
[foreboding music]
Observe!
♪ ♪
- My friends! - My sons!
- My BFFs! - My enemies!
Told you. [overlapping chatter]
[growling]
Okay, partner, here's our plan.
[screaming]
Hey, Ghostbear, why'd you push me?
Lady said the game ends when Troll squishes you, not me.
[both scream] - [growls]
- No! - Whoa!
[exciting music]
- It's time to eat! [grunting]
[hisses]
You might want to hurry up there, laddie!
Your snake's beginning to look awfully hungry!
I'm blending as fast as I can.
A dash of dill weed, a pinch of parsley flakes,
just a touch of olive oil.
[hisses]
Just feed the beasties!
They've no palate for fine cuisine!
Nuh, uh-uh.
It was your old cooking show that taught me
"flavor matters."
[hisses]
Yeah, but that was just to sell my cookbooks!
[all cheering]
So my sheep chiropractor told me
I should try sleeping on my "baaa-ck."
[growls]
Uh-oh, I've disappointed enough women in my life
to know that face.
We need to up our game here.
Come on. I'm trying my best here.
Well, your best is terrible!
If my brother were here,
we would have made her laugh by now!
Well, he's not, and neither are my brothers
because Big Mama tied us up to jerks like you!
And if we don't work together, we're all toast!
I don't care about your brothers!
They're stupid! - [gasps]
For Donnie's honor!
[dramatic music]
[both grunting]
[soft music]
♪ ♪
Hmm? Hmm!
Hey, just quietly, full disclosure--
I don't know the laws of this sport.
Oh, for the love of--
We have to work together on this!
[growls] [both scream]
Keep up, tortuga!
[exciting music]
[both grunting]
♪ ♪
[both grunt]
[growls]
We are doomed. It's time to tap out.
Hey, I don't have any posters of Ghostbear giving up!
Remember when you won Knoble Knockout Five?
It's where you introduced your famous move--the Hibernator.
You know what I'm getting at?
That idea is, how you say,
cowabunga.
- [growls] - [grunts]
[chuckles] - [growls]
[both grunting]
[rock music]
both: Hibernator!
- Whoa! - Ay, ay, ay!
[solemn music]
♪ ♪
[all cheering]
- Oh, we finally have our first victims!
Raph and Ghostbear aren't only eliminated,
they're destroyed.
- No. - Oh, me gosh!
all: No! Raph!
[tranquil music]
[music stops]
Oh, me gosh, my son lost and is gone forever!
Barry, whatever you got to do to get us out
of this mystic trap, now's the time.
We got butts to kick!
This ship is surrounded by a powerful mystic membrane.
I cannot unlock an exit from here,
but perhaps if we reach the bottom...
[screams] Leap of faith!
Oh, look, a ladder.
[exciting music]
- Raph-- - [grunts]
You don't even fight good! - Mikey hits harder than you!
- Blue looks terrible on you! - Your hair is a disaster!
[both grunting]
[whimpers] - [chuckles]
Oh, that's it. Physical comedy.
Pain is always funny. Carl, follow my lead.
Never!
Then hit me right in the old peepers
with your pointy pinchers.
I was already gonna do that before you even said it!
[grunts] Uh, what?
Right?
[vocalizing]
[laughing]
Oh, I got him. I got him, I got him.
[screams]
I got him, I got him. I...don't got him.
- [chuckles] - What is this--improv?
That's the bargain bin of comedy!
[wails]
You're hilarious.
[grunting]
And the Cherry Lewis on top.
- Ow! - We do have fun, huh?
[laughs] Huh?
Made you laugh. Bye-bye now.
Laddie, stop it with the dillydallying, will you?
Feed your monster before it eats us both!
Oh, no! I'm out!
We need to work together and satisfy their appetite!
Trust me!
One satisfying dish is all we need to win this challenge!
Oh, no!
I forget how to spice it! Help me!
A sprinkle of paprika should unleash the flavor.
Genius! [grunts]
- [hisses, huffs] - Huh?
[both vocalizing]
What?
[hopeful music]
[laughs] I knew it!
Just like me and Raph fighting over the last slice of pizza.
[soft music]
Hmm...
No! Come on!
You've slain your own king! You surrender!
We are victorious, Hypno!
- I am the king of checkers! - [growls]
- Huh? - [laughs]
Oh, look. - Donnie, you made it!
It's good to see you, brother!
Brotherly love.
Yeah, that's what I've been talking about!
Put that away.
You're embarrassing yourself, Hypno.
[elevator bell dings]
Hello, victorious binglebeets!
- [groans] - Oh, no!
Congratulations on defeating my champions.
Or three of them, at least.
- Raph's Hibernator move. - [grunts]
We played your dum-dum game.
Now give us your dum-dum orb
so we can go back to our dum-dum lives.
Wait, that last part wasn't right.
Sorry, from the top-- we played your dum-dum--
Silence!
The thing is, my dearies,
I don't like how clever you've all been,
so I'm altering the terms at the last second.
I only visited your home to play my little game,
but I rather like this place, and I think I'll be keeping it.
New York City will be my new Battle Nexus arena
and its people my expendable contestants.
[laughs evilly] - Think again, Big Mama.
New York is our house,
and we got you outnumbered six to one!
[echoing] So long, jerks!
Villains, am I right? You get it.
[laughs evilly] Pity.
You three alone could never defeat me.
This will be easy-weazy.
Yeah, the thing about that is,
us four work together even when we're apart.
See, for as long as I can remember,
we've endured Raph's obsession with pro wrestling,
so we know that his all-time favorite special move is...
a classic fake-out where he pretends to lose,
and just when the opponent's distracted, he swoops in...
all: Like a boss. - With his...
all: Hibernator!
[insects chirping]
[clears throat] all: Hibernator!
[purring]
Come on, Raph.
You're making us look bad in front of Big Mama!
- Awkward. - [shouts]
[dramatic music]
Hibernator!
[grunts]
[yelps] My orb!
[grunts]
- Like a boss! - Oh, yeah!
We aren't done yet. Get the orb!
The red one survived?
No!
I will have this city! - [grunts]
ShadowFiend!
[growling]
[grunts, wails]
♪ ♪
- Huh? - A weak spot.
That's our exit. [grunting]
Stand back!
[hopeful music]
[growling]
Raph was expecting more of a fight,
so after I faked losing at the bridge--
and Ghostbear ditched me--
I swam to the Lair and grabbed your stuff.
Now let's show Big Mama why you don't mess with New York City.
[orb cracks]
You'll never take the orb from my champion.
But I'll enjoy watching you try.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Yeah! - We're free!
- Dad? - Draxum?
- April? - Foot Recruit?
[groans]
The people of New York are still in there!
[all grunting]
Guys, what's our plan?
Retrieve me the orb, and I can free your people.
I don't think so.
[gags] - Intercept!
[both grunting] - I got it!
- [wails, grunts] - Barry, heads up!
[grunts] Buy me some time.
[gasps, groans] - [grunts]
Go! We'll cover you!
[grunting]
[all grunting]
♪ ♪
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Cowabunga!
[grunts]
[hisses]
Whoo, yeah! Take that!
- [grunts] - [growls]
Master? [grunts]
[all yelp]
[grunting]
Ignore the Turtles! Follow the warrior alchemist!
[growls, hissing]
[gasping]
So that's how.
[grunts]
- [growls, hisses] - No!
[suspenseful music]
[gasps, groaning]
[growls]
♪ ♪
[screaming]
[calm music]
[low rumbling]
[all screaming]
[grunts]
[elevator bell dings] - Hiya!
[grunting]
[dramatic music]
[grunts]
♪ ♪
[screams]
Hey, ShadowFiend, you messed with the wrong family!
[exciting music]
♪ ♪
[grunting]
all: Mystic Hot Soup Hibernator!
[screams]
[eerie music]
[groans]
You stubborn-bugglies think you've won, don't you?
I thought that was obvious. It's over, Big Mama.
Your bodyguard ain't here no more.
Ha, my champion can never be beaten!
ShadowFiend! [squeals]
Huh? No!
[laughing maniacally]
[dramatic music]
There is no ShadowFiend. Only...
- [growling] - What? Uh-oh.
♪ ♪
The Shredder! [all gasping]
Master Shredder, destroy your enemies!
[growls]
Blue, quickly, make a portal!
[hisses] [all scream]
[grunts] No!
- [grunts] - Dad!
My sons!
- No, no, no! - [grunting]
♪ ♪
[all gasping]
Come with us, Big Mama! There is still good in you!
My Cuddleupaguuus!
[grunting]
♪ ♪
The Turtles are of no concern to us,
but you enslaved my master.
Now you will lose everything!
I'd run if I were you.
Foot Clan!