1 00:00:03,941 --> 00:00:06,781 -- MUSIC: Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Aaja by Parvati Khan 2 00:00:06,821 --> 00:00:10,101 So, are we going to do this or what? 3 00:00:13,661 --> 00:00:15,501 You were going to tell me about Fizza. 4 00:00:17,701 --> 00:00:20,421 -- Right, uh, yeah. Fizza. 5 00:00:23,781 --> 00:00:25,661 She's into music. 6 00:00:25,701 --> 00:00:27,181 She loves dancing. 7 00:00:27,221 --> 00:00:28,861 Loves her dad. 8 00:00:28,901 --> 00:00:31,781 She won't stand for anyone judging him or her. 9 00:00:31,821 --> 00:00:34,821 That's why she moved out of her mum's to go and live with him. 10 00:00:34,861 --> 00:00:38,541 And she'd do anything for her little sister, Zara. 11 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:41,581 Even if it means breaking the rules. 12 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:49,461 -- SINGING ALONG 13 00:00:52,901 --> 00:00:54,221 Gorgeous, darling! 14 00:00:54,261 --> 00:00:58,381 But your big sister was very naughty bringing you here. 15 00:00:58,421 --> 00:01:00,221 -- Well, she wanted to see where you work. 16 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:02,701 -- And what's Mummy going to say when she finds out? 17 00:01:02,741 --> 00:01:04,301 -- Mummy's not going to find out. 18 00:01:04,341 --> 00:01:05,901 Cos no-one's going to tell her. 19 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,621 -- Is that what you thought? 20 00:01:36,941 --> 00:01:40,261 -- I'm proud of my dad for coming out - even if his family did disown him. 21 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:42,821 But the people that mattered truly stayed in his life. 22 00:01:42,861 --> 00:01:45,741 I hope one day my mum will accept him for who he is. 23 00:01:45,781 --> 00:01:47,661 And now he's made a new family. 24 00:01:47,701 --> 00:01:51,141 He taught me to be brave, that there's no point living a lie, 25 00:01:51,181 --> 00:01:53,501 and that's why I chose to live with him. 26 00:01:53,541 --> 00:01:55,941 As he says, "Always be fabulous." 27 00:01:55,981 --> 00:01:57,581 -- APPLAUSE 28 00:01:57,621 --> 00:01:58,861 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 29 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:01,141 Off you go! -- I want that jacket. 30 00:02:01,181 --> 00:02:02,781 -- You'd look like an ostrich, bro. 31 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:08,461 -- So it were a good tip-off about her sister. 32 00:02:08,501 --> 00:02:09,901 I'm great with kids. 33 00:02:09,941 --> 00:02:13,461 She won't be able to resist once she's seen me with her. 34 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,501 -- Isolation, now. --What? For quoting Rumi?! 35 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:17,701 -- I said I'd take her and Zara horse riding. 36 00:02:19,581 --> 00:02:21,181 You're coming too, right? 37 00:02:21,221 --> 00:02:24,461 -- No, I don't want to cramp your style. 38 00:02:24,501 --> 00:02:27,021 -- Come on. Hey, you're my wingman. 39 00:02:29,581 --> 00:02:31,941 -- Miss Carter. Ah, sorry, Mr Evershed... 40 00:02:31,981 --> 00:02:33,661 -- Just a minute, please, Mrs Paracha... 41 00:02:33,701 --> 00:02:36,061 -- No, you have to come now. Quick. Very serious. -- TBC. 42 00:02:36,101 --> 00:02:40,341 -- CHANTING: -- Our kids, our choice! Our kids, our choice! 43 00:02:40,381 --> 00:02:43,301 Our kids, our choice! Our kids, our choice! 44 00:02:45,261 --> 00:02:47,541 -- Right, can you stop filming, please. --What's going on? 45 00:02:47,581 --> 00:02:48,741 -- There's nothing to see... 46 00:02:49,981 --> 00:02:51,261 Fizza, come back! 47 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,741 -- CHANTING CONTINUES 48 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,541 Going a bit far, isn't it? Even for your Taliban coven. 49 00:02:55,581 --> 00:02:58,021 Is this all because I brought Zara to Dad's drag night? 50 00:02:58,061 --> 00:02:59,581 -- Keep your bloody voice down. 51 00:02:59,621 --> 00:03:02,781 What were you thinking - sneaking her into a bar? 52 00:03:02,821 --> 00:03:04,701 You're underage yourself! 53 00:03:04,741 --> 00:03:08,101 This is why Zara lives with me and not your dad. 54 00:03:08,141 --> 00:03:09,621 -- It weren't his fault. 55 00:03:09,661 --> 00:03:10,981 -- It never is. 56 00:03:11,021 --> 00:03:12,701 I meant what I said. 57 00:03:12,741 --> 00:03:14,421 You can both forget seeing her. 58 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,421 -- No, I promised I'd take her horse riding later! 59 00:03:16,461 --> 00:03:19,541 -- Horse riding? Are you insane? No! 60 00:03:19,581 --> 00:03:21,821 -- Miriam, Miriam, what's all this about? 61 00:03:21,861 --> 00:03:24,461 -- We've a right to a say in our kids' education. 62 00:03:24,501 --> 00:03:26,821 -- Yes, and as I stated in the letter I sent out, 63 00:03:26,861 --> 00:03:30,101 the RSE curriculum is now compulsory for all students. 64 00:03:30,141 --> 00:03:31,901 -- Shall we talk about this inside? 65 00:03:31,941 --> 00:03:33,141 -- What's to discuss? 66 00:03:33,181 --> 00:03:36,461 We don't want our kids taught explicitly about sex. 67 00:03:36,501 --> 00:03:38,021 -- Gay sex. -- Any! 68 00:03:38,061 --> 00:03:39,501 It's not our culture. 69 00:03:39,541 --> 00:03:41,301 -- You don't speak for all Muslims! 70 00:03:41,341 --> 00:03:42,941 MAN: -- They're our kids, you know! 71 00:03:42,981 --> 00:03:45,141 -- "Seek knowledge." That's what it says in the Koran. 72 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:46,581 You lot are denying knowledge. 73 00:03:46,621 --> 00:03:48,301 -- Fizza, just let us handle this, please. 74 00:03:48,341 --> 00:03:49,901 -- They're the ones being un-Islamic! 75 00:03:49,941 --> 00:03:51,861 -- Fizza, leave it. 76 00:03:51,901 --> 00:03:54,221 -- MAN: -- They're our kids and it's our choice. 77 00:03:59,101 --> 00:04:01,861 -- CHANTING: -- Our kids, our choice! Our kids, our choice! 78 00:04:01,901 --> 00:04:03,581 -- That is an amazing jacket. 79 00:04:04,741 --> 00:04:07,621 -- Oh, yeah, well, the head tried to give me a detention, 80 00:04:07,661 --> 00:04:08,781 but I flew away. 81 00:04:11,021 --> 00:04:12,181 Nice nails. 82 00:04:12,221 --> 00:04:13,861 CHANTING CONTINUES 83 00:04:13,901 --> 00:04:15,341 You're not with...? 84 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,821 -- With that lot? No way. 85 00:04:17,861 --> 00:04:19,181 I'm with the counterprotest. 86 00:04:19,221 --> 00:04:21,861 We came here as soon as we saw the posts. 87 00:04:21,901 --> 00:04:24,261 Spoken word night I'm organising at The Lantern. 88 00:04:24,301 --> 00:04:25,701 It's a gay bar. 89 00:04:25,741 --> 00:04:27,861 It's open mic if you want to... 90 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,901 You look like the performing type. 91 00:04:34,101 --> 00:04:35,501 -- They won't stop me doing my job. 92 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,101 -- You don't have to see them in the Lidl. 93 00:04:37,141 --> 00:04:39,581 Whispering in middle aisles. Psst, psst, psst. 94 00:04:39,621 --> 00:04:42,821 -- What do they think - if they don't mention sex, their kids won't do it? 95 00:04:42,861 --> 00:04:44,501 -- That's exactly what they think! 96 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:45,781 -- That's ridiculous. 97 00:04:45,821 --> 00:04:49,901 I mean Saleem's not dating, but you've had the chat, right? 98 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,701 -- He's still a little baby. 99 00:04:51,741 --> 00:04:55,141 -- Kaneez! My mother told me the facts of life when I was six. 100 00:04:55,181 --> 00:04:57,021 SHE GASPS 101 00:04:57,061 --> 00:05:00,661 -- Your mother's a little bit easy and free for my liking. 102 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:01,821 -- No, it's... 103 00:05:04,301 --> 00:05:05,941 CHANTING: -- Our kids, our choice! 104 00:05:05,981 --> 00:05:08,141 -- MUFFLED TV PLAYS 105 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:19,261 Dad? 106 00:05:19,301 --> 00:05:21,421 -- I thought I'd make a roast, but... 107 00:05:21,461 --> 00:05:23,101 -- Don't worry, I'll make it. 108 00:05:33,661 --> 00:05:36,021 Guess who turned up at school today? 109 00:05:36,061 --> 00:05:39,421 Protesting at us for learning same-sex relationships in RSE. 110 00:05:39,461 --> 00:05:41,221 -- Not your mum! 111 00:05:41,261 --> 00:05:42,501 With the coven? 112 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:43,541 -- Yep. 113 00:05:47,661 --> 00:05:49,661 She's serious about us not seeing Zara you know. 114 00:05:49,701 --> 00:05:52,861 -- Joan Collins! The answer is Joan Collins! 115 00:05:54,261 --> 00:05:55,541 Idiot. -- Dad. 116 00:05:56,581 --> 00:05:59,301 You've got to call Mum. Convince her we can be trusted. 117 00:05:59,341 --> 00:06:00,941 -- I'll do it tomorrow. 118 00:06:00,981 --> 00:06:02,981 River Euphrates! 119 00:06:03,021 --> 00:06:05,661 -- Dad, I promised I'd take Zara out today. 120 00:06:08,221 --> 00:06:09,581 Look, just call Mum now. 121 00:06:09,621 --> 00:06:11,421 -- No. 122 00:06:11,461 --> 00:06:12,861 -- Zara's waiting for me! 123 00:06:12,901 --> 00:06:16,621 -- Don't hassle me, Fizz! I'm not in the mood. 124 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:23,461 Fizza! 125 00:06:23,501 --> 00:06:24,781 -- All right, trouble. 126 00:06:24,821 --> 00:06:26,421 -- Salaam, Faiza. 127 00:06:26,461 --> 00:06:27,981 -- Salaam, Auntie. Did Miriam call you? 128 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,501 -- No. She's working late. 129 00:06:29,541 --> 00:06:30,981 -- Ah, right. All right. 130 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:32,421 I'm taking this one to the dentist. 131 00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:33,581 -- She never said. 132 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:38,461 -- Honestly! She'd forget her head if it weren't screwed on. 133 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:40,261 Between you and me? 134 00:06:40,301 --> 00:06:42,341 It's becoming a problem. 135 00:06:42,381 --> 00:06:44,501 Come on. 136 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:45,701 See you later. 137 00:06:49,021 --> 00:06:51,101 Last one to the bus stop's a stinky fart! 138 00:06:57,621 --> 00:06:59,101 -- Hey. 139 00:07:03,501 --> 00:07:04,741 Do you think she'll come? 140 00:07:06,101 --> 00:07:08,261 -- I doubt it. 141 00:07:08,301 --> 00:07:10,341 Her mum's even more stubborn than she is. 142 00:07:12,381 --> 00:07:14,581 Miriam never forgave Asif for leaving. 143 00:07:14,621 --> 00:07:16,741 Got properly religious after that. 144 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:20,741 Her and Fizza argued so much, Fizza had to go and live with him. 145 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:23,101 -- Can't ever imagine walking out. 146 00:07:23,141 --> 00:07:27,181 -- Yeah. Fizza acts like she doesn't care, but deep down... 147 00:07:27,221 --> 00:07:30,861 -- Nah. Family comes first. 148 00:07:30,901 --> 00:07:33,301 Can't just do what you want. 149 00:07:33,341 --> 00:07:35,781 -- If me and Fizza did what my dad and her mum wanted, 150 00:07:35,821 --> 00:07:37,181 we'd be married off by now. 151 00:07:38,581 --> 00:07:41,701 I just wonder how different things would be if my mum wasn't white 152 00:07:41,741 --> 00:07:43,661 or her dad hadn't come out. 153 00:07:43,701 --> 00:07:45,741 You know, we're like outcasts in some ways, 154 00:07:45,781 --> 00:07:48,901 but at least we don't have to follow the same rules as everyone else. 155 00:07:48,941 --> 00:07:51,461 -- Yeah, but - outcasts? 156 00:07:51,501 --> 00:07:52,821 That can't feel right. 157 00:07:52,861 --> 00:07:55,141 -- Hm. It's OK. 158 00:07:55,181 --> 00:07:57,141 Not sure I want to be part of it anyway. 159 00:07:57,181 --> 00:07:59,101 -- But think of what you'll miss out on. 160 00:07:59,141 --> 00:08:02,461 You know? Big gatherings, all your cousins and that. 161 00:08:02,501 --> 00:08:03,781 -- You haven't met my cousins. 162 00:08:03,821 --> 00:08:05,021 -- They're your blood. 163 00:08:05,061 --> 00:08:06,901 -- Fizza's my blood. 164 00:08:06,941 --> 00:08:08,981 Care more about her than I do Marina. 165 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,581 -- That's messed up, that. 166 00:08:10,621 --> 00:08:12,541 -- How is it messed up? 167 00:08:12,581 --> 00:08:14,701 I chose my mates cos I like 'em. 168 00:08:14,741 --> 00:08:16,861 I didn't choose my family. 169 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:20,781 -- Your family will be there for you when your mates have gone. 170 00:08:20,821 --> 00:08:23,381 -- No. I'll never not be there for Fizza. 171 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:25,021 Or her, me. 172 00:08:27,181 --> 00:08:28,541 Aw! Hello, gorgeous. 173 00:08:28,581 --> 00:08:29,741 -- SHE CHUCKLES 174 00:08:30,861 --> 00:08:32,301 -- Oh, she's friendly, isn't she? 175 00:08:32,341 --> 00:08:33,741 -- Hm, only if she likes you. 176 00:08:35,661 --> 00:08:39,221 Yeah. She's a good judge of character, eh? 177 00:08:41,581 --> 00:08:44,901 So, what if I asked her out? You know, like... 178 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:49,741 ..go to a gig or something? 179 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:51,621 -- You don't have to try that hard. 180 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,381 Just let it happen. Play it cool. 181 00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:55,941 -- Like, erm... 182 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:58,901 "All right?" 183 00:08:58,941 --> 00:09:01,141 -- Oh, that's...too keen. 184 00:09:01,181 --> 00:09:02,701 -- OK, well... 185 00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:05,661 "All right." 186 00:09:05,701 --> 00:09:07,061 -- Oh, still way too much. 187 00:09:07,101 --> 00:09:09,381 -- Well, any less enthusiastic and I'll be dead. 188 00:09:09,421 --> 00:09:11,501 LAUGHING: -- That's how she likes 'em. 189 00:09:11,541 --> 00:09:13,181 I'm joking. --THEY LAUGH 190 00:09:14,901 --> 00:09:16,221 MUFFLED VOICES 191 00:09:16,261 --> 00:09:18,741 Hey! You all right? 192 00:09:18,781 --> 00:09:20,261 A-All right. 193 00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:24,901 FIZZA: -- If you ask nicely, he might let you ride his pony. 194 00:09:26,581 --> 00:09:27,741 -- JOHNNY: That's it, girl. 195 00:09:27,781 --> 00:09:30,181 -- He's sweet with her, isn't he? -- Yeah. 196 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,541 -- You all right up there, yeah? 197 00:09:31,581 --> 00:09:34,501 -- It's hot, isn't it? Guys who are good with kids. 198 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,941 -- SHE SCOFFS AND RETCHES 199 00:09:35,981 --> 00:09:37,261 -- What? It's true! 200 00:09:37,301 --> 00:09:38,981 -- All right. 201 00:09:39,021 --> 00:09:41,261 -- Oh, my God, speaking of hot guys... 202 00:09:41,301 --> 00:09:43,581 -- Why do I have a feeling this is going to end badly? 203 00:09:43,621 --> 00:09:46,461 -- I saw the fittest boy today. I met him at the school gates. 204 00:09:46,501 --> 00:09:47,741 -- Oh, not Sajid from Mosque? 205 00:09:47,781 --> 00:09:51,341 -- No. Not unless Sajid is an activist with painted nails and knows poetry. 206 00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:53,301 -- HORSE NEIGHS THUD! 207 00:09:53,341 --> 00:09:54,941 WAILING Fizza! 208 00:09:54,981 --> 00:09:57,781 -- My leg! I can't move it! --It's OK, it's OK! 209 00:09:57,821 --> 00:10:00,461 It's OK, it's OK, it's OK! --SHE WAILS 210 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:03,541 -- We need to call someone! 211 00:10:03,581 --> 00:10:05,381 -- No! -- We-We'll call Daddy, yeah? 212 00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:06,701 Daddy will know what to do. 213 00:10:06,741 --> 00:10:08,901 -- CRYING: -- No, I want Mummy. 214 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,901 -- PHONE LINE RINGS --Oh, he's not picking up! 215 00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:13,141 I know his phone's on! --WAILING: -- I want Mummy. 216 00:10:13,181 --> 00:10:14,661 -- Look, call your mum. 217 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,701 -- No way! No! 218 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,541 -- Come on, Fizza! -- No! --ZARA CRIES 219 00:10:17,581 --> 00:10:19,301 -- All right, Zara, all right. 220 00:10:19,341 --> 00:10:21,381 -- Mummy! 221 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,141 -- You're such a brave girl. 222 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:25,501 Let's get you home, shall we? 223 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:28,021 Watch Greatest Showman? 224 00:10:32,621 --> 00:10:33,741 -- I'm sorry. 225 00:10:33,781 --> 00:10:35,981 -- Don't come anywhere near us again. 226 00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:53,141 MOUTHING: -- I'm sorry. 227 00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:14,141 -- Look at him. Like a zombie. 228 00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:18,101 And he's such an articulate young man. 229 00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:20,821 We had such a good discussion earlier. 230 00:11:20,861 --> 00:11:25,101 Children are like plants, Kaneez, they need nourishing. 231 00:11:25,141 --> 00:11:27,701 I used to set aside one hour 232 00:11:27,741 --> 00:11:31,941 every evening to discuss with Rashid whatever he was reading. 233 00:11:31,981 --> 00:11:33,461 -- Change your load out! 234 00:11:34,981 --> 00:11:39,701 -- I'd better go home. I need the lavatory. -- I've got a toilet. 235 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:44,021 -- I prefer to use the one at home, thank you. I'll call Rashid. 236 00:11:45,181 --> 00:11:47,661 -- And that's why all the girls love me, bro! Ha! 237 00:11:53,301 --> 00:11:56,381 -- Ahem... Son, look... 238 00:11:56,421 --> 00:12:00,221 I know you don't want to hear this from me, but I have to be 239 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,741 Ammi and Abbu, you know, since Daddy left. 240 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,061 What it is... 241 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,661 maybe soon, you gonna start dating, 242 00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:13,381 you know, like, sitting in the back of a cinema... 243 00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:15,381 -- I know all about the birds and bees, Mum... 244 00:12:15,421 --> 00:12:16,981 Behind you! 245 00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:20,501 Zainab told me. 246 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:24,061 -- Rashid's mother tell you about the facts of life?! 247 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:33,061 -- So, what did your dad say? --Not much. He were watching Bake Off. 248 00:12:33,101 --> 00:12:35,941 -- Did you tell him what happened? --That Miriam had another hissy fit 249 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:38,861 over nothing? Hardly worth it. 250 00:12:38,901 --> 00:12:40,741 Ah, here we are. 251 00:12:45,421 --> 00:12:46,861 Up for it? 252 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:51,141 -- Gay poetry? --You two are so heteronormative. 253 00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:55,861 -- Oh, my God, you are so ridiculous! 254 00:12:57,021 --> 00:12:59,021 -- Kayla, wait. 255 00:13:00,581 --> 00:13:02,581 Look, I, erm... 256 00:13:02,621 --> 00:13:06,261 I get a little anxious in social places. 257 00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:09,861 I just don't know what the rules are. And I'd like to get Fizza 258 00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:13,901 on her own, but I worry she'll bite my head off. 259 00:13:13,941 --> 00:13:17,581 Don't suppose you fancy coming round later for a few more pointers? 260 00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:21,221 -- OK. 261 00:13:27,301 --> 00:13:30,861 -- Bloody hell, love, we're not made of money! What's this for? 262 00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:34,181 -- Reckon you'll come down, Mrs P? --Don't be thinking you can shock me, 263 00:13:34,221 --> 00:13:37,781 I've been to the Canal Street. I taught them some moves as well. 264 00:13:37,821 --> 00:13:40,261 Ha! -- Oh, yeah? 265 00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:41,861 You should talk to Miriam. 266 00:13:41,901 --> 00:13:44,461 -- Oh, she's not the most broad-minded, is she? 267 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:46,861 -- No, just a rabid homophobe. 268 00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:50,061 -- You know, it wasn't easy for her when your Abba left, and... 269 00:13:50,101 --> 00:13:53,901 like when my Nasreen, when she come out, 270 00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:55,981 our community can be very hard. 271 00:13:56,021 --> 00:13:58,221 -- Well, maybe she should tell them where to stick it. 272 00:13:58,261 --> 00:14:01,461 What's more important - her kids, or her stupid neighbours? 273 00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:04,101 -- You do know that your mother loves you, Fizza? 274 00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:12,621 -- It's fine. Don't need her. 275 00:14:12,661 --> 00:14:14,661 Got another family now. 276 00:14:17,861 --> 00:14:19,101 -- What is that? 277 00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:21,581 What is that?! -- Oh, no! I said she could put 278 00:14:21,621 --> 00:14:24,541 a couple of flyers up, I didn't... --She's pushing every boundary, 279 00:14:24,581 --> 00:14:26,421 and we're letting her get away with it. 280 00:14:26,461 --> 00:14:29,461 We need to get tough with her. --Why don't you let me handle this? 281 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,301 -- Why don't you just back off and stop undermining me, 282 00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:34,781 and stick to just teaching?! 283 00:14:34,821 --> 00:14:39,381 You took your sister pony-riding on the moors?! 284 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,101 -- I don't see what it's got to do with you, sir. -- Oh, really? 285 00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:44,461 Because your mum called and she was going to get 286 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:47,261 Social Services involved. --Well, she's ridiculous. -- You could 287 00:14:47,301 --> 00:14:49,341 have been charged with abduction! 288 00:14:49,381 --> 00:14:51,981 -- SHE KNOCKS --Only me. 289 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:56,021 I just thought I might, erm, come and sit in. 290 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,541 Fizza, look, I get that you want to spend time 291 00:14:59,581 --> 00:15:02,741 with your sister, but... --Not without adult supervision. 292 00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:04,701 You do not... --..what you did was reckless. 293 00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:07,141 -- She took her to a flipping nightclub last week! 294 00:15:07,181 --> 00:15:10,141 -- It were a bar! -- We understand it must be difficult for you, 295 00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:12,101 the way things are between your mum and dad. 296 00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:16,821 -- We could have suspended you, you know that? -- What? 297 00:15:16,861 --> 00:15:20,541 -- Well, yeah. What you did was abduction, Fizza. 298 00:15:20,581 --> 00:15:23,421 Mr Evershed's right. You're lucky we don't suspend you. 299 00:15:25,701 --> 00:15:29,861 -- Look, we understand that it's difficult, so why don't we... 300 00:15:29,901 --> 00:15:33,741 I don't know, arrange some sort of mediation with you and your mum? 301 00:15:33,781 --> 00:15:36,101 -- You're wasting your time, trust me. 302 00:15:36,141 --> 00:15:37,421 She don't want to know. 303 00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:45,781 -- Oh... She's a very good girl, eh? Ha-ha! 304 00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:48,701 -- Not like her big sister, which I'm guessing 305 00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:50,781 is why you've called me in? 306 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:55,381 -- I think Fizza really missing you. 307 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:59,341 -- She's got her dad. She's made it quite clear whose side she's on. 308 00:15:59,381 --> 00:16:01,501 -- Maybe she don't want to take the sides, huh? 309 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:04,021 Maybe she feel forced to do it 310 00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:07,861 and now she don't know how to back down. Huh? 311 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,661 -- It broke our hearts when he left. 312 00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:15,221 She kicked off at home, angry. 313 00:16:15,261 --> 00:16:17,901 It's not fair. -- No. 314 00:16:17,941 --> 00:16:21,821 But you have to put your anger for him to the side. Right? 315 00:16:21,861 --> 00:16:24,981 This about mother and daughter. 316 00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:31,901 -- I just want my little girl back. --You know, 317 00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:37,381 you have to accept who they become, Miriam. 318 00:16:37,421 --> 00:16:41,701 You know, Fizza, she going to this tonight. -- Haye Allah! 319 00:16:41,741 --> 00:16:45,221 -- I think you should go? --It's haram, Kaneez! 320 00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:48,941 -- No, it's just poetry, it's not a bloody sex show! I... 321 00:16:48,981 --> 00:16:52,341 I think you should go. --It's haram, Kaneez! 322 00:16:53,661 --> 00:16:56,741 -- It's your daughter expressing herself. 323 00:16:56,781 --> 00:16:58,821 Maybe if you go, 324 00:16:58,861 --> 00:17:00,941 you'll understand her better. 325 00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:02,181 Huh... 326 00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:07,341 -- I'm sorry, by the way, for interfering. -- No. 327 00:17:07,381 --> 00:17:09,741 -- Job's a bit harder to give up than I thought. 328 00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:12,781 -- Well, I've not been at my best lately, so... -- No, you've been doing 329 00:17:12,821 --> 00:17:14,741 really well. You have. Honestly. 330 00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:20,421 -- Er... 331 00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:21,821 Gaynor's left me. 332 00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:26,701 Married to the job, apparently. 333 00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:32,541 -- Oh, I... -- Please, don't say anything nice. 334 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:35,741 It's... 335 00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:39,261 -- TV IN BACKGROUND 336 00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:42,941 -- Are you going out? -- I told you. 337 00:17:42,981 --> 00:17:44,421 The open mic night? 338 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,781 I were thinking about reading this poem. 339 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,981 -- Not those dreary little snowflakes, 340 00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:57,341 moaning on about micro-aggressions?! 341 00:17:57,381 --> 00:18:01,341 Put some glitter on and rise above it, that's what we did. 342 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:05,821 We didn't sit around being gluten-intolerant, in bad trousers. 343 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,501 -- Bye, Dad. 344 00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:14,261 -- Love you! 345 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:20,301 -- MUSIC: Teenage Headache Dreams by Mura Masa, Ellie Rowsell, Wolf Alice 346 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:23,461 # Sit at home and dream 347 00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:28,781 # Stare at each other like TV... # 348 00:18:30,581 --> 00:18:31,741 MESSAGE ALERT 349 00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:34,741 # ..Teenage headache dreams 350 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:40,021 # Come back to me at night 351 00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:43,341 # And try as though I might to live for now 352 00:18:47,341 --> 00:18:50,341 # I don't know how 353 00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:52,301 # I just feel down 354 00:18:53,861 --> 00:18:57,221 # Teenage headache dreams 355 00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:02,141 # Seems like the good time's over 356 00:19:02,181 --> 00:19:05,341 # But nothing's really over any more... # 357 00:19:05,381 --> 00:19:09,621 LIVELY CHATTER 358 00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:16,941 -- Hey. You made it. 359 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,141 Want a drink? -- Er... 360 00:19:19,181 --> 00:19:20,861 No, no, I'm good. 361 00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:23,781 -- Ooh, what's that? Are you gonna read? -- Oh, this. 362 00:19:23,821 --> 00:19:27,341 Oh, it's just a, er, shopping list. --Huh! Don't be scared. 363 00:19:27,381 --> 00:19:30,141 It's a nice crowd. I'm exactly the same, 364 00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:32,621 I just channel Tyler Joseph and go for it. 365 00:19:32,661 --> 00:19:34,381 -- From Twenty One Pilots? 366 00:19:34,421 --> 00:19:39,541 Oh, my God, I had such a crush on him! -- Ha-ha! Me too. 367 00:19:39,581 --> 00:19:43,341 I'm more into Billie Eilish now. -- Oh. 368 00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:45,421 -- I'm a sucker for tough girls. 369 00:19:45,461 --> 00:19:47,141 Those are great, by the way. 370 00:19:48,341 --> 00:19:49,461 -- Thanks. 371 00:19:52,661 --> 00:19:54,861 -- I don't get why she ain't gone for me yet. 372 00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:57,981 -- What, cos you're THAT irresistible? --THEY LAUGH 373 00:19:58,021 --> 00:20:01,221 -- Laugh all you like, once you've had the Cooper treatment... 374 00:20:01,261 --> 00:20:05,261 -- "Cooper Treatment"?! That is cringe! --Ha-ha! There isn't a woman alive 375 00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:07,341 that can resist my signature moves. 376 00:20:08,861 --> 00:20:10,661 -- Go on, then. 377 00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:11,941 What are they? 378 00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:20,021 -- BACKGROUND CHATTER 379 00:20:24,061 --> 00:20:26,781 Ahem... This is a poem about my mum. 380 00:20:26,821 --> 00:20:29,861 If me and you had our own reality TV show 381 00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:32,221 It would be called Mothers and Daughters At War 382 00:20:32,261 --> 00:20:34,781 Edited to show the verbal jabs and punches 383 00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:39,021 But what about all the times my mum put my hair in bunches? 384 00:20:39,061 --> 00:20:42,421 And the producers would leave out how I'd wake up in a fright 385 00:20:42,461 --> 00:20:47,021 You'd come hold me and comfort me, hold me tight 386 00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:49,861 I guess that they'd say those details weren't relevant 387 00:20:49,901 --> 00:20:51,621 But I'd say there were a hell of a lot... 388 00:21:00,221 --> 00:21:02,501 ..I'd like to edit our story differently... 389 00:21:04,861 --> 00:21:07,261 ..But I don't know how. 390 00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:14,701 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 391 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,381 SHE MOUTHS 392 00:21:20,981 --> 00:21:22,701 CROWD CHANTS: -- Our choice, our kids! 393 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,941 Our choice, our kids... -- Sajid? 394 00:21:24,981 --> 00:21:28,061 What are you doing here?! --Same as you, I should think. 395 00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:30,621 Our kids came home from school with this filth, 396 00:21:30,661 --> 00:21:32,141 said it got handed out! 397 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:39,101 -- I didn't know, Fizz, I promise! --"Live and let live" is our motto, 398 00:21:39,141 --> 00:21:41,741 but when it seeps into our children's education...! 399 00:21:41,781 --> 00:21:44,741 -- Just leave! -- Shut up, mate! 400 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:48,381 -- You heard me! Take your pathetic little followers and go! 401 00:21:48,421 --> 00:21:51,701 This woman is a case study in prejudice. So unloved that 402 00:21:51,741 --> 00:21:54,821 she has to spread hate just to make herself feel better. 403 00:21:54,861 --> 00:21:57,301 That's why she's leading this protest. 404 00:21:58,461 --> 00:22:02,741 You will never stop us, no matter how hard you try. 405 00:22:05,821 --> 00:22:07,701 -- Stay out of our kids' lives! 406 00:22:11,821 --> 00:22:14,941 -- Do you know her? -- No. 407 00:22:14,981 --> 00:22:16,621 Just some local Ackley crank. 408 00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:21,341 I have zero tolerance with people like her. 409 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,781 -- Are you OK? 410 00:22:22,821 --> 00:22:25,341 -- MUSIC BLARES 411 00:22:25,381 --> 00:22:26,821 I love this song. 412 00:22:42,581 --> 00:22:43,941 SHE GASPS 413 00:22:48,341 --> 00:22:52,341 -- So, then, I'll go for the hand... 414 00:22:55,301 --> 00:22:56,981 ..and then... 415 00:23:00,381 --> 00:23:03,301 Yeah. You get the idea. Ahem... 416 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:04,941 It's pretty textbook. 417 00:23:04,981 --> 00:23:08,461 You know? -- Yeah. Huh! 418 00:23:37,421 --> 00:23:40,421 -- Subtitles by Red Bee Media