**
- No, I know-- - There's candy over there.
- I'm gonna eat one of those cookies in the jar.
- I just did.
- Andy, they said not to eat the candy off the set.
- Oh, they did?
- Yeah, they said it could've been there a while.
- No way.
- Twizzlers are good. - You never eat set candy.
- Yeah, they- they never go stale.
Come on.
- Ready?
We're back with the gang from "Summer House."
**
From new babies...
- Your nipples are insane, right now.
[laughing]
- To new bosom buddies...
- To my last night as a single man.
- There was a lot goin' on at the Summer House this year.
- How many people did you have sex with, again?
- Just last night? Just the two.
- You thought you saw it all.
- How ----ing dare you!
- Think again.
- West sent me one of the most insane nudes.
The angle-- I was like, this is sexual.
- From crushes...
- I can't even find a boyfriend.
- I mean, he might be sitting right across from you.
- Oh, Carl!
- To crashes.
- There's not rumors about every other couple out there.
It's only you because you put yourself
in compromising situations.
- These are the clips that didn't make it
to your screen until now.
- This is "mint" to be.
[laughing]
- This is "Summer House: Under the Covers."
This summer started with a bang
when Lindsay dropped a big bomb.
- I'm pregnant. - I knew it! I knew it.
[screaming]
Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.
- I'm pregnant. - Oh, my God!
- Congratulations.
- Wait, I feel like I just became an aunt.
- But there was one housemate
who was already in on the secret.
[doorbell ringing] - Oh, my God,
the apartment's bigger.
I have to walk to the door. [doorbell ringing]
[laughing]
- Oh, my God. - Hi!
- Look at these abs. - Pilates.
- Pilates, new apartment--
everything is perfect, right now, for you.
- Yeah, this summer is summer of Gabby,
is what I'm gonna call it. - Oh.
Well, you're in your (BLEEP) around and find out era.
- Right. What era are we?
You're in your...
- Pregnant era.
[bell dinging]
- What?
- I'm pregnant.
Yeah, it's happening.
There is a baby in my belly.
- How dare you walk in here and have me sit here.
You're ----ing pregnant? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God!
[laughing] - Yeah, it's happening.
All the rumors are true.
- When the-- I-- - When did this happen?
So, the last time we went to dinner,
like, a month ago-- - Yeah.
- And you were like, "What are you drinking,"
and I was like, "Spicy margaritas,"
it was a mocktail.
- You deceptive little bitch.
[laughing] I'm crying.
Oh, my God!
- You wanna hug? [laughing]
- Oh, my God!
I'm telling everybody and their mom
who is asking me if she's pregnant
that it's impossible for her to be pregnant
because we've been out partying together
for the past month and a half,
not knowing that she's not drinking at all
because I'm getting scammed.
Jail.
Jail and community service.
I'm so mad.
- I've been hiding this secret for such a long time.
I have been actively killing media stories
and going after bloggers
that are trying to scoop me out of my own story.
It's a weight off my shoulders.
It's just a big release.
- So, wait, when?
- When did this happen? - Yeah.
- I found out in Mexico. - April.
- Which was April 4th, and, like,
Turner didn't go with me to Mexico,
and I was terrified.
I'm like, we had only been dating since January.
Now, here we are, three months later,
and I'm finding out I'm pregnant.
- Yeah. How'd he take it?
- We were just both onboard. - Oh, my god.
- Yeah. Like, we're just so happy.
[laughing] It's like... - Stop.
- Yeah, I know.
- I'm so mad at you! [laughing]
- I can't believe you didn't tell me.
- I know. I know.
- And I'm sitting on my nice couch, crying.
[laughing] Wait.
So, it's gonna be a Capricorn?
- Sagittarius. - Oh, no.
- Yep, I love sagis. - Oh, my God.
- Gabby wasn't the only one with her jaw on the floor,
but once everyone got over their shock...
- Phone's gonna die but...
- Not at all. - No.
- Love that for you.
- The house was ready to help Lindsay
make some mommy memories.
- You should do it next to all those solo cups
and Loverboys, like you just boozed hard.
Like, do, like, a fake pass out.
- With, like, one hand in the pool.
[laughing] - Hold on.
I'm tryin' to get my shadow out.
[camera shutter snapping]
- ...an alternative universe
where Kyle and Lindsay are married.
This is-- this is--
[squealing]
[camera shutter snapping] - Oh, my God!
- Yeah, would that be weird if it was, like,
my background when you walked up?
- We all know Lindsay knows her way around a photo shoot,
but did you know she also knows her way
around a battlefield?
- Yeah, I was a drill sergeant.
Attention!
We are gonna start these baby games.
- Yes, ma'am. - She's kinda scary.
- This summer, she put together
a little baby bootcamp to show the housemates
being a mom is not for the faint of heart.
- We are gonna have a mommy, and we are gonna have a baby.
All the boys of the bunch are gonna be the mommies.
- Knew it.
- This is station number one.
You're gonna take the cling wrap.
You're gonna wrap the watermelon
and the cantaloupes
around the mommy to get her dressed.
- Got it.
- Station number two, mommy dresses baby.
- In a diaper? - In a diaper.
Station number three,
one bottle has a limoncello Loverboy.
The other bottle has milk.
- You're getting the milk.
- At station number four... mommy will feed baby.
- We're gonna be so sick.
- Then you're gonna go through the birthing canal
and out the other side, through the vagina.
- Okay.
- And baby is born.
- You're gonna do great.
- Go!
- Hold this and move your arm up.
- Here.
- Wait, we have to go more under you, like a sling.
I locked in because I'm competitive.
I'm not a loser.
- Paige, you are really slow.
[laughing] - I don't have it in me yet
to birth a mini Craig.
I just spent the last three years
changing everything I don't like.
I don't have the time to start from scratch.
- Ready? - Yeah.
- How are they already going?
Take your-- take your tits. - What the sh--?
- Dude, they've been exclusive ever since they met.
- Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
- You're good now. Keep goin'.
- Get up. - Perfect. Okay, let's go.
- Come on. Come on. Come on.
- Paige, I don't have any use of my arms.
[laughing] - You ripped it.
- We're good. You're up. You're up.
- Oh.
Oh, Paige is in cheating mode.
Yo, you have to give it to me
'cause you wrapped my sh-- up.
- West, you're not allowed to take the top off.
- I drank all of it.
- Come on. They're going.
- Ciara, Ciara, Ciara, chug it like John Cena.
- We have a winner. [bell dings]
- We gotta get the food.
- Paige, sit still. - No, I can't.
- Okay, we got second place. [bell dings]
- Paige! - I just drank milk!
I can't. [coughing]
- Paige! - Just birth me.
- Come on, push! Come on. Yes!
- That's truly the nastiest thing
I've ever-- [coughing]
[bell dings]
- Okay. - Aww!
[bell dings]
- The loser is Kyle and Paige!
- Yeah.
- Aww, man, dude.
- So, now, the losing team
gets to put on the contraction simulator.
- Do you feel anything?
- Oh, (BLEEP)! [laughing]
No, don't do it.
[screaming]
[screaming, laughing]
- Sorry.
- Okay, West, you're gonna take Paige's place.
- Jesse, lay down.
- Ciara's waited so long to be in this position.
[screaming, laughing]
- Dude, there's no way having a baby
feels like you're getting ----ing electrocuted.
Or, does it? No.
Ahh! Ciara, Ciara, Ciara, Ciara,
Ciara, ----ing, holy (BLEEP).
Ow, dude! What the (BLEEP)?
- That was the most fun I've ever had all summer.
[groaning]
- Up next...
- What kind of guys do you typically date?
- The wrong one. Ha-ha.
I would say that, this is "mint" to be.
- If I was able to trust you,
that you were coming home at reasonable times,
these rumors wouldn't affect me at all.
That's supposed to make-- - You're just proving
to everybody, right now,
[cheering]
- Happy 4th of July!
- This year's carnival party was a barrel of laughs.
- The theme today is boys versus girls.
- Guys, if you want the alcohol, it's on our side!
- Yeah, yeah, it's on this side!
- Dammit.
- Kyle, open your mouth.
[laughing]
- But when the girls decided to prank the boys
before the bash started...
- We should take all of the boys' costumes.
- Okay, okay. [laughing]
- Carl was left feeling like the butt of the joke.
- What the (BLEEP) is this?
- Okay, they're dressing up as, like, hot dog mustard.
- Hide it under our bed. - Okay.
[laughing]
- I love a good sabotage!
- Hey, where are our jumpsuits?
Did someone grab them?
- Uh, they're in your room. No?
- They're not in there anymore.
Did they steal 'em?
- I'm gonna ask Paige straight up, to her face,
and I'll be able to tell if she stole it.
- Okay.
- What-what are you lookin' for?
- I can't find our jumpsuit costumes.
- They ganked 'em?
- What's goin' on, double agent?
- Look at me. - Yeah.
- Did you steal our costumes?
- What costumes?
- It wasn't her.
- Wait, what?
- Our costumes are missing.
- Get out of our side!
Idiot-- lied through my ----in' teeth.
I love it. I love sabotage.
I love a good prank that no one gets hurt.
- You gotta do the top. - Okay, okay.
- Paige, show Kyle what we found in his room!
- Okay, you have to change. It's creepy.
- Ah, Jesus. [laughing]
- They were in the room earlier.
That's what's so annoying.
- We're gonna give 'em back. They're gonna get them.
But, right to their faces, I'm gonna lie.
I have no loyalty to them.
I have only known them for seven years.
- That was really good. Do you--
- Honestly, I scared myself.
[laughing]
- What the (BLEEP)?
- I mean, honestly, what idiots.
Who else would have taken their costumes?
- Yeah.
- I'm so confused.
- Like, process of elimination, ya ----ing idiots.
- Yeah.
- It's very frustrating.
Now, I know I'm a sensitive little boy,
but I want my ----ing costume back.
I had four costumes.
- No, I know. I hear what you're saying.
Okay, let's go ask.
Girls, have you seen the guys' costumes?
- all: No.
- Someone took them from my room.
That's all I'm saying.
Unless someone is not admitting it,
like, literally, someone came into our house
and stole something.
- Did you retrace your steps?
- Yes. [laughing]
- People are just acting like it's funny.
It's not funny.
- I mean, dude, it's gotta be one of the girls.
I just can't believe they let it go this long.
Like, the party starts in-- oh, it just started.
I'm just gonna wear this bun, bro.
- It's just dumb.
Like, it's not even funny.
- I'm dying. It's so funny.
- All right, be honest with me.
You don't have them?
- I don't have anything.
- Have you seen my wiener? - They hid our costumes.
That's why we're dressed like freaks.
- My shoe, my shoe.
- I can barely see.
- Let's get this ----ing party started!
- Hey, look it! - (BLEEP) yeah!
[laughing] - Oh, my God.
- Let's ----ing go!
- I'm not a condiment for the-- ahh!
- Where were they?
- Give me that Goddamn mustard costume, now.
- What mustard costume? [laughing]
- But Carl did find a bright spot
with free-spirited Lil.
- Hi, thanks for comin'.
- You're giving me, like, lemur energy,
like Madagascar lemur.
It works. - Do you like lemurs?
- Very much. [laughing]
- How are you?
- Who he took on a date to see if their connection
was more than just animal attraction.
- Um, now, I got a better view.
- Would you like to order something, right now?
- Can I get chipotle sweet potato tacos
'cause I really, like, identify as a sweet potato?
And there's something a little, like, saucy
about a sweet potato, like it has a secret.
- Lil and I, we're having some fun.
It's been light. It's been cute.
It seems like we have a good little flirtation going.
This is the next step in getting to know someone.
You go on, like, a one-on-one.
I was supposed to tell you a joke last weekend,
and I couldn't come--
I couldn't come up with one. - Yeah, you forgot every pun.
- I like a good pun.
- There's so much to "taco" 'bout.
[laughing]
Like, I would say that this is "mint" to be.
[laughing]
- I am picking up on some things
that I'm still kinda not sure about.
So, I think the date today, hopefully, will be,
like, a-a real good shot at, like,
what's really going on here.
So, I have a question.
What kind of guys do you typically date?
- The wrong one-- ha-ha.
No, I think I'm just, like, a big energy junkie,
and, like, I want someone who can, like,
be a person first.
- Like, be a person meaning just, like, be real enough?
- Be real, yeah.
- What's the oldest guy you've ever dated?
Like, maybe the gap-- maybe the gap.
- Like, the-the gap?
- Ten? - Probably, like, eight, nine--
I can't do math, right now. (BLEEP).
- It's okay, I'll bring my calculator next time.
- It's just, like, guys who are in their mid to late 20s,
like, I'm sorry, you're a child, like--
- It's accurate, it's accurate.
- And it's fine. Like, please, go party.
Be the (BLEEP) boy, like, develop,
but you're not fully developed.
Women mature quicker than men mature,
and then maybe they stop, but then--
- Yeah, and then our ears don't stop growing,
and we get old and weird.
I've made a lot of life changes
in the last four or five years.
- Yeah. - So, it hasn't been
a perfect, like, journey to sitting in this seat.
Like, I've had-- - What is a perfect journey?
But I get it. I think you put--
- I put a lot of pressure on it.
- On yourself. - I do.
- You bringing yourself here today,
like, this present version of you,
what you want, what you are, what you value, right now,
I'm like, that's what matters.
- True.
- Don't say I never give you any wisdom.
[laughing]
- And some greenery. - Wait, I have a gift for you.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Because you always make lemonade
out of situations.
It's a metaphor.
But, also, you can use it.
- I like lemons. Thank you.
- Of course.
- Coming up...
- What time of the day is this?
- Yeah. - This is--
it starts from 11:00,
and it goes until 7:00 a.m. - Oh, okay.
- Got it. - Oh, wow.
**
- No, you're not gonna get hate
because we all know you're not done with white men.
- Oh, oh, no, I--
- Bitch, don't try me. - Damn.
- No, I get it. I totally understand.
You've given too many white men too many chances.
- 2024 was the year of the single summer.
And while most of the house was in a dating drought,
Imrul was playing in more fertile fields.
- Did I miss anything
fun, cool, awesome this weekend?
- He ----ed for hours at a party.
- What? - Yeah, exactly.
- Tell me more about the play party.
- Yeah. - Yeah, what is this?
- So, what do you guys think it is?
- Is it, like, just-just sex?
- Just sex. - Yeah.
- So, it's two stories, 18 rooms kind of thing.
You walk-- and you walk in, two couches right there,
a sex swing.
You know, so, it's, like, in your face.
Five, six hours, 200 people
but, like, in different rooms just--
and good-looking people, too, you know.
By the way, I locked eyes with this gorgeous woman,
really, nice, tight dress and just-just stunning eyes.
She's like, "I want you to know that I'm hitting on you."
Then, you know, we had sex.
- Okay.
- Most of these sex parties are usually...
heteronormative,
but this one did have, like, some guys having sex, too,
which is great, you know.
So, there was a woman who joined us.
She's like, "You want to use the sex swing with me?
I really get off on that."
I'm like, "Uh, okay, like, yeah, yeah, sure."
Sex swing was super fun.
She wanted to do this thing called shibari
which is, like, this Japanese sensual tied up thing,
huge audience kind of thing.
People are just, like, watching.
You know, she's tied up.
- Did you, like, want people to watch you?
Like, did you want to draw an audience?
- Or are you more private? - I-I did.
I-I-I definitely did. I like that kind of stuff.
I did see the BBCs there.
There-there was quite a few.
- BBC is amazing.
British Broadcasting Channel.
How many partners did you have?
- Two and a half.
- What's a half? - What did you ask?
- There was a shorter person there.
Um... - All right, okay.
Moving on.
- When you're getting to know someone,
it's a little weird to, like, start
with your sex life being your entire personality.
I kinda, like, care about,
like, what's your favorite color.
I just am, like, we started
with... orgies.
- What time of the day is this?
- Yeah. - This is--
it starts from 11:00
and it goes until 7:00 a.m. - Oh, okay.
- Got it. - Oh, wow.
- Damn, 7:00 a.m.!? - That's a lot of ----ing.
- I don't think I have the stamina to have sex
that many hours without a nap.
- It's like skydiving, almost.
It gives you energy.
I'll bring you guys one day, if you guys want to come.
You know, they don't talk about all the times
I'm not having orgies.
I'm from a village back in Bangladesh.
- Do you ever go back? - I go back every year
'cause I'm opening up an English school.
- Oh, wow, that's so nice. - Yeah, so-so--
- Here I'm thinking you're just this orgy-lovin'--
- I have facets. - You're an onion.
You have layers.
- I like to read, go on long walks, you know.
I do all those things, but now I'm an orgy beast.
Okay, whatever.
- Wait, everybody at this table is single.
- Yeah.
- Well, we'll see about that. [laughing]
- Lexi wouldn't be single for long,
if she and Jesse stayed on the fast track
to plus one status.
- Are we gonna share a room this weekend,
or are we gonna take it slow?
- That's a good question.
- But when they met each other's parents...
- This is a beautiful place.
- I'm gonna say to Jesse, I'm gonna say, "Okay...
if you can do this, you can date our daughter."
[laughing]
- The results were night and day.
- Hello, hello.
How are you guys? - Hello.
- Hey, how ya doin'?
- Pleasure to meet you. I'm Jesse.
- Jesse, I'm Scott. Pleased to meet you.
- Scott, great to meet you.
- He comes bearing gifts.
- You know, I couldn't show up empty-handed to meet you.
- Thank you so much.
**
- Whoa, holy smokes. - Hi.
How are you guys? - Hi.
- I'm Lexi. - Hi, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Hey, Lexi, I'm Rob.
So nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you.
Hi. - Hi.
Oh, how lovely to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Happy birthday.
I brought you this. - What?
- Oh, my goodness, thank you so much.
- Long time, no see.
You look so pretty.
- Thank you. I like your outfit.
How is everyone?
- Good. - Good.
- Better now.
- Ooh, what are you guys drinking?
- We ordered Manhattans.
It's kind of the, uh, traditional family drink.
- Is it? Is there a story behind this?
- If you're a male.
No, only that I've been drinking Manhattans
for 40 years. - Okay,
well, it's the perfect place to drink them.
- Yeah. - Yes, that's right. Here we are.
- Miss, would you like something to drink?
Maybe a glass of champagne?
- Oh, a glass of champagne?
Is it possible to do a skinny spicy margarita?
- Yeah, of course.
- Let's do three of those.
- Okay, do you guys want to do a pitcher?
- Please. - Yeah.
Anytime there's a pitcher involved, we say yes.
- Um, did you guys want the fluke crudo?
Did you want a tuna tartare?
- Will you tell me if I have caviar in my teeth?
- Yes, Dad.
- Cheers to that. - Good to meet you guys.
- You, as well.
- I heard you guys are going to the club after this.
- We are.
We love it there. [laughing]
- What time is that?
- Uh, normally-- I'm not gonna lie--
we go at, like, 1 a.m.,
but I think, tonight, we're probably gonna go earlier
considering we started drinking at 5 p.m.
[laughing]
- So, what's a regular day for you?
What-- how does it work?
- So, I work with my mom and sister,
which has been such a blessing
because I'm super close to my family.
But, basically, we just go through emails all day,
or I'll have, like, a photo shoot,
or I'm coming out with a collection
with a brand that I work closely with
and that I love so much.
- Wow. - So, we've been--
- It's lingerie. She'll send you some.
[laughing]
It would be a gift for him. - Yeah.
[laughing]
- I'm from Chicago, and I went to
the University of Miami in Florida.
- Nice.
- And then I lived between New York and Miami
since I graduated.
- So, how is that gonna work in this?
[laughing] - Oh, okay.
- It's a-- it's a good question.
We haven't gotten there yet, but she inferred
that it wouldn't be a problem.
- Right.
- Well, you asked me.
[laughing] - Yeah.
Well, uh, we didn't have, like, a full conversation.
- We didn't have a full convo.
- What-what other uncomfortable questions can we ask you?
- I know.
- She's also a model. I don't know if you can tell.
- Yes, yes. - Yeah.
- She wants to be in "Sports Illustrated"
and Victoria's Secret.
- Great.
- "Sports Illustrated" has definitely been
my, like, number one goal for a long time.
I just like how they just accept women
for exactly who they are,
where they're at in their life.
I just think it's so amazing.
- What's your favorite things
that you've noticed about Lexi?
- Oh, my God!
- This is an easy question. - Is it? Okay.
- I would say, immediately, just very sweet.
You can tell she's salt of the earth, good person.
She's obviously very pretty.
[laughing]
I don't have to tell you that.
It's a combination of you two.
- Nice answer.
- What do you like about our boy?
[laughing] - Um...
He's very silly.
Being able to also go through so much
and still just see the best in life
I think is so rare and just so special.
Yeah, you raised a really great boy, I will say.
- This is our accomplishment. - I love that.
And from what I can experience,
it's a very great accomplishment.
- I think that you hit the nail on the head there.
- Yeah. - And if you guys continue to do
whatever you're doing, she'll continue to surprise you.
- Yeah. What are we doing?
[laughing]
- Coming up...
- West sent me one of the most insane nudes
I've ever seen in my life. - What?
- I'll show you guys, right now. - The angle--
I was like, this is sexual.
**
- On your mark, get set, go!
- It's no secret that the Summer House
is all about friendly rivalries.
- Go, go, go. - Go, go, go.
- Let the games begin. - Let's do it.
- And whether it's a hot dog eating contest
or a poolside round of trivia, when it comes to competition--
- If you get the question wrong, you get dunked.
- These housemates always lock in.
[cheering]
- Let's go!
- What did Amanda wanna be when she grew up?
- Four, three... - Three, two, one, dunk him.
- A cashier-- everybody knows that.
- When grocery stores got self-checkout,
it was the most amazing thing that's ever happened
in my entire life.
How many sperm does Kyle have?
- A hundred and ninety-five million.
- No, 159. [laughing]
- In high school, what program was Lindsay a part of?
- See ya.
[laughing]
- Math club! - ROTC, right?
- Yeah.
- What are the names of Paige and Ciara's cats?
- Daphne and... Claudio. [laughing]
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
You don't know the name of my ----ing child?
Claudio? - Jasper!
- I think it's between Ciara and Carl in first place.
- You got it, Ciara! [cheering]
- Three, two, one!
[cheering]
- Carl might have the stomach for competition.
- It's healing a little bit. - Oh, my God.
- It was so bad.
- But when it comes to victory, it's West who will literally
put his body on the line and then show everybody.
- West sent me one of the most insane nudes
I've ever seen in my life. [laughing]
- What? - I'll show you guys, right now.
- The angle-- I was like, this is sexual.
- Love a good ass pic. Let's see.
- That is a crazy angle, right there.
- That is a girl nude angle.
I was like, wait, I know that pose.
- Sue me. - No, he's done this before.
[laughing]
- Look how classy we are today.
- Their thirst for the competitive knows no bounds
even when they have no ----ing idea
what is going on. - It ----ing reeks.
- Is this a practice?
- You don't think they're doing well enough, Jesse?
- I don't know.
I just can't tell if this is legit competish.
- So, it is timed. I think that it's timed,
but can I FaceTime my dad and ask him?
- Let's go. Whoo!
- Guys, this isn't a football game.
- Kyle's hat is crazy.
- Kyle came all the way from Texas to scout a horse.
- I have an idea. Let's move these chairs.
- Anybody wanna go get a cocktail?
There's a bar. - Yeah.
- You guys wanna go? - I'll get a cocktail.
- Let's go. - Are you payin'?
- Yes. I own the bar. I bought it earlier.
[laughing]
- Are you taking pics? - I am taking pics.
- And through it all, Carl kept up the competition
for Ciara's heart.
- So, what are you doing after this summer is over?
Are you gonna see y-your mom at all in this fall or...?
- I don't know.
So, my mom got remarried last-- in December.
- Yeah. - And, honestly,
I don't really have a relationship with her husband.
She gave me literally maybe 35 days
to get onboard with her, like, marrying this guy,
and I just was like-- - Thirty-five days?
- Between, like, when she was telling me
versus, like, when they actually got married.
For me, it's really fast.
- Now, did you-- did you go to the wedding?
- No. I just felt like I didn't want to be a part of it.
I didn't need to be a part of it,
and I didn't feel a part of it.
My mom's first marriage is my dad.
This is, like, her fourth. - Fourth?
I mean, you gotta give her credit for keep, like--
- No, I can't even find a boyfriend.
- I mean, he might be sitting right across from you.
I'm just kidding. [laughing]
- Oh, Carl! - My money is on 125.
- Kyle, it's not that kind of horse event.
- My tits are titting.
- I never like whoever she picks at first.
Honestly, religiously, have never liked any of them,
like, starting out, and then they grow on me.
- Is that-- but is that just you, in general?
- But that's also me, in general.
- Yeah, you're a little more cautious and--
- I'm very, like, tiptoey.
Like, I just don't trust everyone when I meet them.
So, like, with her, I think it's, like, tenfold.
I'm very protective of her.
She probably doesn't see it like that.
- I mean, my mom-- - Yeah.
- Four years ago, I went home for her birthday,
and I heard she was dating. - Mm-hmm.
- But he was there, and I, like, I was taken aback.
- Right. - Lou, I love him now.
Do you think she's happy? - I hope so.
- Yeah. - I don't really know.
We don't get into the details of really much or anything.
- Was she aware of, like, West and all that bullsh--?
- I never told her any of it.
- Honestly, I don't know what I would do without my mom
and my stepdad.
It makes me sad a little bit inside
to know that Ciara doesn't have that level of relationship
with her mom.
After the fallout of a breakup, I feel like that's, like,
the love and support you need,
and if you can't express that to your mom,
it makes me sad for her.
- Like, I don't want this life to make me so hard.
- Hard. - And, like, it's tough
because sometimes I just want to be like, (BLEEP) everyone
and everything.
- You also have, like, a very sweet side to you.
- Thanks. But the boys, in general, like--
- We actually need to be whipped into shape, slowly.
- You're, actually, you're the best.
- That means a lot. I just, like, started--
my body got warm when you said that.
That's-that's embarrassing. [laughing]
I'm embarrassing.
- Up next...
- There's not rumors about every other couple out there.
It's only you because you put yourself
in compromising situations.
Friendship is built on trust. I can't trust you.
**
- After years of resisting Amanda's calls to settle down--
- You know, I've been wanting to, like,
move out of the apartment forever to, like, have, like,
all the natural light and, like, the outdoor space.
- You're really pushing Jersey hard.
- Look how little!
- Kyle found out that Lindsay's baby fever
might be contagious.
- I would never have thought I would not have kids by now.
I can't even tell ya how, like, much of a breath of fresh--
like, I-I know we've always been brutally honest
with one another, and I know, like,
we have had our ups and downs, and I'm just, like,
super relieved and happy that we can come into the summer
and be there for one another. - Yeah.
- 'Cause ultimately, that's what I want you
to think of, is, like-- - Well, pregnant Lindsay
thinks that you're funnier.
- I'll take that. [laughing]
- I already feel like a completely
different person than-- - I mean, I feel it.
Yeah, like, overnight, you just have a different, like,
look on and view on things. - Right.
- It's probably a lot easier to not, like,
get entangled in the weeds when you're like,
yeah, well, I'm on a much bigger trajectory.
- Yeah. - Like, you're, like,
building a family, and, you know,
you have more important things to look after a-and worry about.
I actually was talking to Carl, and I'm like, "Is it--
is, like, surreal?"
And he's just like, "Listen, like, this is
what she's always wanted, and I'm so happy for her."
- Like, I truly believe that, like, Carl feels relieved that,
like, I have moved on.
He wasted two years of my life.
- Time wasted is a-- is a harsh way to put it
'cause I don't think that was ever Carl's intent.
Like, sure, he's figuring things out,
but, like, to some extent, we all are.
At Amanda's birthday lunch, for the first time ever,
she was just like, "Look, there's--
over the last year,
with all my mental health issues,
it's gone from a matter of when to a matter if we have kids."
And I was like, whoa.
- There's some days where I feel like,
why am I not pregnant, right now?
And then there's other days where I'm like,
should I even have kids?
- I mean, look, like, never in my right mind
would I have ever thought I'd be, like, about to turn 42
and zero kids on the horizon.
- Do you have a date, like, a-an age, in your own mind,
of, like, when you would like to have kids by?
- No. - When did your dad have you?
- Let's see. My dad is 80, and I'm 41.
So, yeah, my dad was, like, 40-ish.
And if I've got his genes, I'm not worried about being,
like, an older dad.
Is that a pickleball shirt, dad? - It is a pickleball shirt.
- Yeah. Are you the original? - Yeah, that's me.
- I mean, look, this has kind of been this topic
that we continue to put off, and put off, and put off.
I'm already a few steps behind most of my friends in terms of,
like, starting a family. What does this mean?
Where does this put me in, like, the cycle of life?
Y-your mind just starts racing.
And, like, everybody I talk to that has kids,
they just tell me that you can't even begin to explain
or imagine how fulfilling and rewarding it is,
and you're gonna wonder why you didn't do it earlier.
It's so expensive, particularly where we live,
to start a family, and I'm still in, like,
this high risk startup environment,
but if Amanda was like, "You ready?"
I'd be like, "Let's go." I'm not--
- To be honest with you, Kyle, like, this time last year,
if I got pregnant, I don't think
I would have been ready.
I had to go through my whole journey
and all the crazy, ----ed up experiences along with it
to get me to the point where, like--
- That's what I'm saying. Everything happens for a reason.
I mean, it can be wasted time, but, ultimately,
it helped you get to where you're at.
- Yeah. Well, one thing I will tell you is,
nothing ever goes as planned.
I've learned that in every way humanly possible.
- Were you shook when you found out?
Was it, like, a fluke, or were you guys having, like,
constant unprotected sex, like, kind of rolling the dice?
- I was-- I was making up for lost time.
- Okay, okay. So, it wasn't like one got away.
It's like, oh, a couple dozen. - Like, tenfold.
[laughing]
We were being as safe as you can be
without a condom and-- - But you'd only been dating
a couple of months.
Have you ever had the convo, like, look,
we're obviously having unprotected sex?
- We did. We did. We did. Um--
- Was it-- so, before getting pregnant,
you had the chat? - Yeah.
- Oh, wow, a little sex ed chat.
- Yeah, just, like, we're not using condoms,
and I'm not on birth control,
and so, the method was to-to pull out.
- I'm happy that you guys had the chat before,
so at least you're not talking about that
for the first time after getting pregnant.
[laughing]
- After years of struggling with depression,
this summer, Amanda Batula was ready to shine.
- Ladies and gentlemen, Amanda Batula Swim!
[cheers and applause]
To big boobs! [laughing]
[gasps] Oh, there it is.
Directed by Amanda Batula. - Oh, my God!
- How cool is that? - That's pretty cool.
- And her patience with Kyle's Peter Pan--
Oh, okay. I thought it said Kyle's sister.
I'm like, Kyle's sister was there?
Okay, sorry. - The sister, Peter.
[laughing] - Sister Peter.
- And her patience with Kyle's Peter Pan syndrome
was finally petering out.
- We have that call with the swimwear company tomorrow.
- Mm-hmm. I have the call.
- I'm-I'm ready to join. - Okay.
- I want to try and help.
- But this is something that I want to do,
on my own.
- I get it.
I'm trying to help facilitate some of the conversations
'cause I know that's sometimes where you get,
like, paralyzed.
And I do see when some of the depression, or anxiety,
or procrastination gets in the way of your ambition and--
- I know, but you know that it's more than that.
I don't just, like, necessarily wake up,
and I'm like, oh, I'm depressed today.
Like, there's things that trigger it,
whether it's really big events, and then there's things
that, like, that happen between you and I
and times that you're still out 'til 4 o'clock in the morning,
and it becomes an argument that triggers my anxiety,
that triggers my depression.
- You get annoyed if I'm out past midnight.
But, meanwhile, like, I'm-- - And why is that?
**
- You don't trust me.
- And why would I have a hard time trusting you?
- 'Cause you associate me going out,
drinking, socializing with me cheating.
- These rumors have gone on for five years.
Whether they're true or not, reading it,
that initial hurt is just as bad
as whether or not it's true.
- They're all bullsh--.
- There's not rumors about every other couple out there.
It's only you because you put yourself
in compromising situations.
And for how many rumors there have been over the years,
sometimes it's really hard for me to, like, fully accept
that absolutely none of them are true.
I only have your word for it.
- Amanda, I think part of the problem is,
we're never together. We're never--
- It's-- I don't want to be out
until 4 o'clock in the morning.
- We're never out, period.
We do not have a social life. I-I--
- I don't like going out with you--
- Listen, I think we need to--
- When I get in an argument with you
because I want to go home, and you don't.
- The biggest issue, I feel, is that our friendship
has dissipated to the point where that's what I feel like
this summer actually needs to be about,
getting back to being friends.
I want my best friend back. - But okay--
- You stopped making an effort with everybody in my life,
including me. - Kyle, you stopped making an effort
from the day that you cheated on me.
- So, we're talking about 2017 all over again.
If it happened,
it's because I'm a ----ing asshole.
- If it happened? You can't deny it!
You can't deny it.
I don't do sh-- to you. - Stop.
- And the fact, like, there's no rumors
going around about me 'cause I wouldn't even give
people the opportunity to question it.
(BLEEP) you!
- Amanda, I don't know how I'm supposed to, like,
ever salvage our friendship, our relationship,
if you're gonna hang this over my head
the entirety of my marriage.
- You've had-- Kyle, I'm not hanging this one instance
over your head.
I'm saying this is when it started,
and you keep doing the one thing that you know makes me upset
and hurts me, and it pushes me farther and farther away
every time you do it.
And then you're like, "Why aren't we friends?"
Friendship is built on trust.
I can't trust you.
- Let me-- can I talk?
The second we got engaged, you pulled back.
You stopped making an effort with my friends.
You stopped going out with me.
We have not been social in years.
I have friends that have come to the city
for five straight years in a row,
and you've declined to join them time and time again.
- But you're not giving me reasons to want
to make an effort
because you're not making an effort for me.
You're not doing the one thing that I've needed from you.
- Because I get nothing from you.
I get zero, no friendship, no conversation, no nothing,
no intimacy, no nothing. - You know that heal--
- At a certain point, I have a breaking point.
You might feel like I'm-- - So, your breaking point
is to do the one thing that hurts me.
- I just have to get outta here and-and, my God,
interact with-with the world. - But you don't--
But guess what. Healing takes time.
I delete Instagram because I don't want to see
everyone else's stories of going out and having fun
because I feel awful that I'm not doing that,
but you're not someone that I feel safe doing that with.
If I was able to witness you not get extremely drunk,
if I was able to trust you that you were coming home
at reasonable times,
these rumors wouldn't affect me at all.
That's supposed to make-- - You're just proving to everybody, right now,
that we should not be together.
- Okay.
**
- You're just proving to everybody,
right now, that we should not be together.
- Okay.
- Amanda and I have never been face-to-face,
not yelling, not drunk, questioning our future.
We've had our heat of the moment,
say something stupid type arguments.
Everyone does.
Um...
this made me kinda question everything.
- I want this to work out. That's why I'm still here.
- I don't really feel like you do.
- I don't feel like you understand
what it's going to take.
I think that there's a lot that needs to be built up for me
because of all the years of hurt and betrayal,
and you're going to get impatient
because I'm not moving and healing
as quickly as you want me to.
- I just feel like I'm literally hanging on
by a thread.
And if saving the marriage is 99% on me,
I'm overwhelmed. I'm already overwhelmed.
- I don't want to give up on this,
but I need you to do
the one thing that I've been asking for.
And if you want this to work, too,
you should be willing to do that.
- I'm committed to trying to give you what you need.
- I want this to work.
If I didn't, I would have left a long time ago.
**
- As scary as you look up close with your eyes,
you look hot.
- Well, 'cause my waist is snatched, right now,
from this ----ing corset, and my titties be out.
- Whoa, buddy!
End of the summer...
- This has been one of our best summers together.
And I think me working on myself
and you working on yourself has had a huge impact on that,
and we haven't even had to work on our relationships.
We've just been working on ourselves individually.
- Good point.
- And it has made our relationship
so much better and so much stronger.
I feel like we're at a place where we were
when we first met where we're just able to, like,
pick on each other, and be silly, and have fun,
and not take things so personally.
- One of my big goals for this summer,
on a personal level, but, like,
I knew it would benefit our relationship,
if I'm gonna drink, great,
but you have to wake up and work out.
So, that gives me some self-control,
and I've worked out every single day this summer.
[laughing]
- You're so funny. I want you to have fun.
I just want you to make smart decisions.
- I was actually talking to Lindsay and Danielle,
and Lindsay was like,
"What's next for you next summer?"
I think, like, we want to start a family.
- We've been working on our relationship,
and I feel like it's gonna make it easier for us
to, like, wanna go to the next step.
- Look, we're in a good place.
We had a good summer.
I think we should high five it.
- Why don't we kiss? - No, listen.
Kiss me. I'll kiss. I like kissing.
Listen, my biggest fear is that, like,
we're having such a good summer,
and, like, historically, I feel like we get into
a little bit of a funk in the fall.
- Well, we won't know until we get there,
and I'm on a new medication.
I think I've been better overall, so far.
And the great thing about the medication that I'm on,
right now, is I can get pregnant on it.
- Also-- - You going to therapy,
and me going to a psychiatrist,
we're progressing. - Right.
- You're becoming more understanding,
and I'm becoming less depressed.
- Okay, good.
You look so frightening, right now, that, like,
trying to have a normal conversation with you,
and then you scare the sh-- out of me.
- I love you. - Don't forget it.
- As we close out the summer,
there is one thing we've all been missing,
a vocal performance from the man himself.
* Open pit barbecue sauce *
- What? [laughing]
Is that your vocal warm up? - Yeah.
- Take it away, Jesse.
- Right from the top.
* I've been finding myself *
* Not for anyone else *
* Coming into my own *
* Still a long way to go *
* But I've been liking myself *
* I'm better than I ever felt *
* Coming into my own *
* Yeah *
- Nice, dude, excellent.