♪♪
- Jump naked in the pool!
- Take your pants off!
[screaming]
- Previously, on "Summer House"...
[screaming, laughing]
- Guys, this is Dara. - Wow!
I saw Ben. You guys were talking.
- Yeah, we talked.
- He was giving you attention.
I was like, dang, I actually like her.
- Am I blushing? Damn.
[laughing]
- We have some serious, like, sophisticated investors.
- Did Kyle get involved?
- Um... no.
- So, Carl did ask me to invest.
I said, I'm literally on the hook financially
for my own business.
- But he invested in Loverboy, right?
[dramatic music plays]
- So, the last few weekends, with you and Kyle,
it feels, like, a little off at times. - Yeah.
- I mean, we're just in yet, another weird funk.
I'll be honest, I just don't think she likes me.
- Depends how nice you are the rest of the weekend.
- I'm being nice.
♪♪
[waves crashing]
- (BLEEP) it. Let's go out.
- Yeah!
[laughing]
♪ We don't stop for all your bull ♪
♪♪
- Hey!
- I need to go to bed.
♪♪
[inaudible shouting]
- We got a package.
[laughing]
- Wait, can I request a song?
- We got people coming in! We got people coming in!
[vocalizing]
- Get your butt in here. Get your butt in here.
♪♪
- No!
- Oh, yeah!
[laughing]
[screaming, cheering]
♪♪
- Do it.
- No, I won't.
- Slam dunk. Slam dunk. - Do it.
♪♪
- Get 'im. - Ciara!
- (BLEEP)! - So close.
- Dude...
[laughing]
[music slowing, stops]
♪♪
- Amanda laughin' and havin' a blast
with Jesse, and West, and Ben,
and I'm just, like, literally all by myself.
They kinda ditched me.
And right now, I don't know how else to explain
just how, like, isolated and alone I feel...
...by my wife.
♪♪
- What?
♪♪
- What's the point?
Literally, what is the point of talking about this?
It's only gonna make things worse.
He's not gonna take accountability.
He's not gonna, like, apologize for what he did.
I know that it's wrong,
the way that he speaks to me.
Like, I'm fully aware of that.
I'm not okay with it.
I just know that having a conversation about it
isn't gonna go anywhere.
♪♪
- I mean, I don't know if you pick up on it.
Like, how much did you see Amanda talking to me today?
She said five words to me all night.
- I mean, what'd you say to her?
[scoffs]
[knocking]
[sniffling]
[sighs]
♪♪
- That's (BLEEP)-- that's not good.
- I don't know where-- I don't understand where it came from.
- With friends,
I've definitely been conflict-avoidant,
but I have no choice but to be a part of
the Kyle and Amanda mix because we live together.
I care about both of them,
and I, like, want them both to be happy.
And if Kyle is being a ----ing dickhead,
like, I don't know.
Who has Amanda's back?
- I've known him for a year.
Um, we've hung out a bunch, and I've never seen anything--
this side of him, ever.
I know he's, like, super-stressed with Loverboy,
and I think sometimes
Amanda just likes to push his buttons,
and that keeps building into a tipping point,
and then there's a blow-up,
but nothing I've seen, so far, warrants a blow-up like that.
[water running]
♪♪
[crickets chirping]
- Coming up...
- Her and Ben were kind of, like, flirty.
- Everyone, yeah, is, like, talking about that,
but it literally was, like, nothing to her.
- What did they talk about in his room for an hour?
- In a-- wait, hold on.
- Hello?
♪♪
♪ I'm the siren I'm the flame everybody knows my name ♪
[phone ringing]
[gasps] - Hi, baby.
Hi, angel! Aww, look at that smile.
- I just wanna ----in' sauna.
- You look so cute. I miss you.
[yawns]
- There's no excuse to...
you know, drop the F-bomb
and say, "F you," to your wife,
but, like, I-I'm only human.
I can only go so long gettin' the cold shoulder,
you know, gettin', like, the small but steady jabs.
I used to think that it was all in my own head
until I've watched some of these summers back.
- I might be in my "no patience era."
- Ooh.
- For Kyle, specifically.
- Yeah. - Yeah, obviously.
- That's just kind of, like, what I'm ----ing stuck with.
- Are you-- are you missing Kyle and the dogs?
- I... no. - Cheers, guys.
- I'm just ----ing annoyed, and, like,
he thinks he's funny, and I'm like, stop.
- Humble him. - You got to.
- Now, I pick up on these jabs in real time.
It doesn't even matter if we're having a good night.
I still get jabbed, and it's just been piling up,
and piling up, and piling up.
- Kyle, I wanna know about your DJ career.
- I'll tell you when it started.
- In the womb.
- I wanted to start my own business.
He got so mad about it that he decided
that he wanted to be a DJ to spite me,
and then he became a DJ.
- That is an amazing summary of events.
- Tell me where I went wrong.
- This is a test.
- Of my patience.
- It's one thing if you're in a funk,
but if you're having a blast with everybody but me...
...it's just sad.
- I love you, too.
♪♪
[bell dings]
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Good morning, pineapple. - Good morning.
[laughing]
- No, you gotta do, like, the arm.
- Yeah. - That's crazy.
- Let's go to the gym.
♪♪
- I'm really happy you brought up the conversation
at dinner last night.
It was really needed.
How do you feel after it?
- I'm surprised I didn't cry more.
I get a lot of blowback that's, like, very racial.
Obviously, being in this position
and dating white guys publicly,
it's like a whole contraption
that I don't think you guys even understand.
- Even with me, like, coming into the house,
being the first Black guy,
like, I have added pressure, too.
Like, literally, like, this past few weeks,
like, I've just been in my head
'cause I'm thinking, like, "Yo, don't (BLEEP) up."
- I appreciate everyone in the house,
like, holding space for the conversation
and not interjecting. - Right.
- And not saying, like,
"Oh, I know what that feels like,"
because you don't. - Yeah, yeah.
- And it's not like, okay, yeah, we can sit here
and be like, this conversation is gonna change the way
we look at things and everyone else's
in the world-- It's not. - It's not.
- At least the people that we live with,
at least they can acknowledge it,
and I think that's important. - Right, right.
In this house,
we're not just meeting up every once in a while,
filming a scene, and then going home.
We're actually, like, living with each other.
I think I'm just at the point where, like,
if I'm gonna have white friendships in my life,
if I'm gonna have white relationships with people,
and-and I'm gonna consider them my close friends,
then we need to have honest and candid conversations
about what I'm going through.
And it's uncomfortable.
Race is uncomfortable.
It's not a comfortable topic,
but it's also uncomfortable for me
to have to keep it to myself.
- But I appreciate that you said something.
- Mm-hmm.
- It made me feel seen.
I know it made KJ feel seen.
- Oh, my God, KJ...
- I know.
- I'll kill for him.
♪♪
- Yo.
- Hey, brother, good morning.
- Cute sweatpants! - Oh, hey, thanks.
My friend, Amanda, sent them to me.
- Wow, she's so nice.
There was a lot of emotions at dinner.
- Yeah, when-- I feel like we went in every direction.
- Yeah. You and Carl-- that was great.
That was fun.
- You talked to Bailey this week.
- She told me a little bit about your convo.
- I said, "You should go for Carl."
- Yeah, so, I appreciate that.
Um... - You're welcome.
See, I'm nice. - Yeah.
- I said, "He probably won't have sex with you,
but he's a great conversationalist." - Oh...
- You were so close to being nice.
[laughing]
I love every time you say, "See, I am nice."
Like, she is.
That's my friend, and she's nice.
[laughing]
- How was the rest of your night?
Anything fun happen?
♪♪
- We had such a long day yesterday.
Like, I left the hot tub.
I don't even know who went upstairs with me.
- Hmm. - But I literally
just left you guys 'cause I was so tired.
Who was downstairs?
- You didn't hear any of it?
- No, I'm such a hard sleeper.
Like... - Thank God.
I don't even know what happened.
Kyle was, like, being mean.
- Oh, no.
- He was, like, calling me names
and, like, throwing a hissy fit,
and then, like, West went to talk to him about it.
Like...
- What was he throwing a hissy fit about?
- I don't even know.
He's just, like, always upset that, like,
I'm not hanging out with him.
I definitely got a cry in.
Haven't done that in a while.
Can't tell you the last time I cried,
and I cried, like, three times last night.
Yeah. - Oh, God.
God damn it, Kyle. - I know.
And, like, he's going through his own sh--,
but, like, it's no excuse.
Like, I didn't treat him like sh--
when I was depressed, you know,
or, like, going through, like,
whatever I was going through.
- I'm-I'm so over the way that he speaks to her.
Like, my gut reaction is, like,
you cannot have kids with him.
- No, it's unacceptable. - Like, you cannot.
- What do you think is keeping them together?
- Bitch, I don't know.
- But it's his birthday party today,
so we're gonna make it a great day!
Smiles all around!
- Legitimately, you're so good at compartmentalizing.
- I have to. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm so excited to see what he looks like old.
- Yeah, and then you should be the hot one
that you're like-- - Uh-uh.
I love being an old woman. - I know.
- It just suits me.
I wanna wear a nightgown and socks at the club
every night.
[giggling]
♪♪
- I'm hungry.
- Catch a little sun? - Yeah, I'll come out.
- Hold on. I'm gonna bring in these groceries, real quick.
[bag rustling]
Aww, of course. - Oh, no!
Oh, no. Oh, no.
- Thank God the eggs are rubber banded.
- All right, boys, I need your help--
these seats moved on the other side of the pool house
and then these things moved over there.
- How are you feeling about Dara coming?
- I don't know, I, like...
I'm kinda in my head, right now.
- You are? - A-a bit, yeah,
but it's fine.
It's just like-- huh?
- Wait, what are you in your head about?
Are you nervous about everyone in the house, like...
- Um, I just don't know what to expect, but...
- We're gonna be-- Yeah. - ...it'll be fine.
- It'll be great.
- Come on. Get your workout in.
[Jesse grunts] Oh.
- Is one of you like, "Oh, I really like you,"
and the other one's like, "Oh, I really like you, too?"
Have you guys said things like that to each other?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
- I mean, it's, like, mutual, for sure.
- So, 'cause I know that, like, her and Ben
were kind of, like, flirting.
- Everyone, yeah, is, like, talking about that.
- But-- - But it literally
was, like, nothing to her. - Okay.
- Like, she was just flirting 'cause she's like,
"He was a fun, like, person to flirt with."
- What did they talk about in his room for an hour?
- In a-- wait, hold on.
- Sorry, you didn't know? - Wait, no, I didn't know that.
- Oh, my God. Okay, sorry.
- No, tell me. Fill me in. - So...
according to Bailey, Dara went into Ben's room.
- Okay.
- And they were in there for, like, an hour.
- Interesting.
- She literally went into Ben's room
wearing one outfit and came out in another.
And I was like... - I mean, that can be--
- Wait... - That can be harmless.
- She went in, in her costume,
and she came out in a different outfit.
- I did not know that part.
- I-- that's what I saw.
- I didn't know about the room thing.
I'm already nervous about-- yeah, I'm like--
- I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- That's, like, kind of weird, though.
- Oh, (BLEEP). - No, it's kinda weird.
- Now, you're gonna be in your head about it.
- Probably.
♪ Uh-huh thinking I will take you back uh-uh ♪
[sniffing armpit]
- Are you excited for the party today?
- I'm excited.
- We should fill the pool up with pills.
Oh, it's hot and wet.
- You look so cute. - Thank you. So do you.
I like this outfit. - Do you have any--
Oh, yeah, I-I wore this to (BLEEP) with Carl.
I'm just kidding.
- Zebra... [gasps]
That's, like, a distant memory I forgot about.
- Carl really likes zebras, and I--
- Yeah, you brought Wesley Stripes into the bedroom.
- No! No!
- We got some new visitors.
Be careful. Don't break 'em.
- Oh, hey there, Wesley.
- But I do remember being held up on it
for about a month.
I was like, "He likes zebra?"
[laughing]
- Well, I feel like this is gonna be
the perfect weather for a ripper.
- What if we literally
just gave everyone Viagra today,
and they all had boners the whole party?
- That would be so funny.
Okay, where are the decorations?
- Everything's out front,
and there's literally so much stuff.
- What's happening, boys?
- How we doin', bro?
- I'm all right.
- A little stressed? - Yep.
[sighs]
I'm gettin' challenged.
- Come take a load off. - Aww, thanks, mate.
- I just heard some sh--... - What?
- ...through word of mouth. - What?
- Whenever Dara was here, like, she was in, like,
Ben's room for an hour or some sh--.
- Yeah, I think, I mean, what you're gonna start
to discover a little bit-- and Kyle has gone through this
a lot-- me, as well, at times--
when there's two people in the house
that have a-an interest in each other,
it becomes fodder and vigor
for the whole house to discuss.
- A hundred percent, yeah.
- And that, I think, is hard,
especially when you're new
and tryin' to get to know her. - Yeah, yeah.
- I feel you, man. - Yeah.
I'm already anxious about Dara coming to the house
and making sure she's having a good time
and feels included,
and then I'm being reminded of the party
where I already felt jealous of Ben
because I liked Dara.
And I like her now.
[laughing]
And, like I've said, I'm a very honest person,
and, you know, if she wasn't being honest
about that, then it's like, what else are you hiding?
- Once she gets here-- she's coming, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Great.
- So, listen, just tune it out.
- Did you hear about last night's activities
after you left?
- Yeah, West was pretty, uh, perturbed
when he came upstairs.
- That's a big word.
[door creaking]
- Idiots.
- What's up?
- What's going on, guys?
- Oh, just mentioning the-- what happened last night.
- Oh, my God!
- I just followed him,
and I was like, "What the (BLEEP)?"
And I was like, "You gotta apologize."
And then he ----ing went on a rant about, like,
he said, "She gave me '(BLEEP) you' eyes."
- Are you being serious? - I swear.
And then I was like, "Dude, what the (BLEEP)?"
Like, that, uh-- she--
we were all just sitting there, and that's--
- "She gave me '(BLEEP) you' eyes."
- Hey, guys,
there's a sh-- ton of decorations out front.
I just need help bringing them out here.
- I'm just tryin' to get the trash out, babe.
[sighs]
- Has anybody talked to him about it today?
Like, do we know if he remembers?
- I was, like, teetering the line of being, like,
"Should we ----ing ask him if he even has a ----ing clue?"
And she was like, "Not today.
For the birthday, like, leave it alone."
- She's gonna put on a face
after he cursed her out last night.
I'm like, I don't know how you do that
because if I'm pissed, everybody knows.
- We know.
[laughing]
- Yeah, we all know where you stand. - There's no gray area.
- Thanks, girls. - Of course.
- Real friends. Everyone else sucks.
- I had a big chat to him.
Um, I went to Loverboy to check it out,
and I didn't realize, but he's personally on the hook
for-for Loverboy, like, millions of dollars.
He personally guaranteed a $4 million loan
'cause Loverboy was doing well, and it was going up,
and there's $2 million-- $2.1 million left on the loan.
So, if Loverboy tanks, then-then he's bankrupt,
and he's lost everything.
- He told me the other day.
- I have an investor call tomorrow.
We have to talk about how long we can last
based on our current cash reserves.
- How long do you think you have with the reserves?
- Six months, at most.
- Like, I'm not saying that this is an excuse
or anything, but, like,
what must be going through his head 24-7,
at the moment, is, "If Loverboy is bankrupt,
I'm bankrupt, also."
- Okay, well, whose fault is that?
I'm like, there's always an excuse.
There's always something.
- None of that excuses saying,
"(BLEEP) you," to her.
- No. - I'll add.
- We all agree on that.
- But I, honestly, I think that they should separate.
♪♪
This just feels different this time.
It feels like people are hitting their breaking point.
- Oh, God. - Sh--.
- Oh, sh--. - It's a very tricky thing,
like, telling your friend an opinion
on their relationship. - And look, like, you can--
she doesn't have to legally separate,
but I just think that, like,
they're so in each other's faces
all the time that it's clear
that they resent each other.
So, why wouldn't you take a beat?
- Mm-hmm. - Separate for a minute,
get your bearings,
and see if that actually does help,
and then you can communicate and talk properly
about the things that you guys actually have issues with.
- And think clearly for a second.
- Yeah.
We can't keep sweeping things under the rug, at this point.
Now, that pile under the rug is huge.
I just feel like my friend doesn't deserve this.
They both deserve to be happy.
They don't deserve to be hating each other
within this marriage. It's insufferable.
- Okay, everything is gonna be okay, Amanda.
- All right, let's go celebrate Kyle's birthday.
♪♪
- Hey, guys, we could use some help setting up.
- Idiot. This is my future.
- Do you need help? I've got a few inches on you.
- Okay.
- Let me get in there, little lady.
[groans]
- Ouch. - Oh, sorry.
- No, I did that to myself.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪
- That's the best way to do this.
♪ We're feelin' like ♪
Oy. [grunts]
♪ We're feelin' like ooh ♪
Hello? - I know who that is.
Fun. - Welcome.
- Hey, Kyle, how are you? Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
Tech-technically, it's Monday but...
- Okay, that's okay.
Birthdays last as long as you want them to.
- Good to see you.
KJ's just minding his own business over there.
- How you doin'? Oh, look who it is.
- Look what I'm doing. - What are you doing?
Putting all the groceries away? - Yeah.
- Can I help you at all? - Um, no.
Where's your bags at?
All right. - Um, at the front.
Should we do something with them?
- Yeah, once I figure out how to close this fridge.
I'm trying to pretend to Dara that everything is all good,
but inside I'm just freaking out.
I, uh, suck at lying. [laughing]
And I feel like she can tell.
- Wait, let me see.
Wow. - I'll come back to this.
I'll get your bags. - It's a--
Okay, let me take my purse.
Oh, you got it? - Yeah, I got it.
- Do you need, uh, two hands or no? Okay.
- Westley, is this yours? - Uh, yeah good.
The party's today? - What?
[straining voice] - Stop yelling at me!
- Drink the juice.
[laughing]
- Am I staying in your room? - If you would like.
I'll just put your bags in here for now.
- I would like.
Where's everyone at? It's quiet in here.
- Um, outside. - Are you helping set up?
- Yeah, so, I'm kind of, like, in work mode, right now.
- All right. Let me see if I can help them.
- Oh, my God. [laughing]
- Gettin' a couple- couple laps in.
Wait, we got a ramp into the house.
[loud clatter, gasps] - Oh!
- Jesus Christ!
That was my fault. - Wait, just ----ing just--
[laughing]
- Puts you back into World War I.
- That reminds me of trench warfare.
- Hi, guys. - Oh, hi. How are you?
- Hi. - How are you?
- Good. How are you?
- Figure out this fridge situation.
[sighs] (BLEEP).
- Hey, Dara, what's up, party girl?
- Are you wet? 'Cause, respectfully, air hug.
There we go.
Hi, killer. What's going on?
- How are ya? - I'm good. How are you?
You guys are awfully rosy.
We don't use sunscreen in this home?
- Did you-- did you take the train or drive?
- I put it on. - I drove
'cause I was on Fire Island. - Oh, nice.
- Hey, stranger. - Cheers. How ya goin'?
- Cheers.
For a second, I forgot you were Australian.
- I never forget. - I'm sure you don't.
- Never forget.
There's nothing he's ever said where I was like,
"Oh, he's normal." - Yeah.
- Is there more sh-- in the front?
- Front's actually looking pretty good.
- All right.
♪♪
[sighs]
- The nurse is like, "She's ----ing--
She's gunnin' for it." - I'm outta here!
- Let's do a little maintenance in here,
just so it doesn't look like a ----ing disaster.
I'm in, like, a little bit of a weird mood.
- Yeah. - I just, like, yeah,
I just keep overthinking things and just--
- Story of my life.
- Just letting, like, my happiness get hijacked.
- Yeah.
- I don't even remember what, like, what like,
what set me off.
- I don't know. - I mean, I kinda know,
but I don't wanna talk about it.
I'm like the worst version of myself this summer.
I'm just not able to articulate anything.
And I give Amanda these perfect instances
of where I mess up, or, like, I storm off,
or I say, "F-you", or I stay out late.
And meanwhile, there's just, like,
so many fundamental things that are wrong with
the foundations of our relationship,
and I'm just unrelatable.
Like, no one understands what I'm going through.
So, it's-it's very isolating, and it makes me feel like
I should just give up, but I've-I've got
so much invested in my marriage and my business.
That just doesn't seem like an option.
I'm just trying to hold on.
All right, let's get that sh--.
- Coming up...
- I was talking to Lindsay earlier.
She told me that you were in Ben's room for an hour.
- What? - Yeah.
♪♪
- So, we're setting up a living room.
I feel like that should go, like, behind the--
- Yeah.
- Jesse and West, do you mind helping?
There's a big couch in there. - Yeah.
- What door are we going out?
- I think you go out the side door over there.
- Does that look nice? - Stunning.
- Right? - You're literally doing amazing.
- You know.
- Wait, so, you're wearing the--
- A fat suit with an outfit.
- Fat suit-- what are you wearing?
- Actually, I gotta go paint my titties now.
- What? What? [laughing] - I gotta-- I gotta, um--
You know me. - So, what is your costume?
- So, do you know Karma Brown?
- No.
- Bam! Damn, there she is, y'all.
Name is Karma Brown. Bam!
Karma is a little bit spicier.
She's here to have a good time.
Bam! [laughing]
- It's like, your alter ego.
- Perhaps, yeah. - Nice.
- And so, she's coming to this party today. So...
- We'll just have to wait and see.
- You'll just have to wait and see.
- Okay.
- So, were you excited to see Dara?
- Yeah, but, um, I literally had, like,
a panic attack. - Really?
- Today? - Like, yeah,
like 30 minutes ago. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, really?
- And I just, like, low-key just, like...
[sighs] Yeah, rethinking a lot.
- What are you rethinking? - After last night,
hearing the conversations, everyone is kinda just like,
"Well, just be careful."
You know, like, which it's because they care.
- Right. - You know what I'm saying?
And, like, I'm just already, like, in my head, like,
trying to, like, stop something
before it even has started
because I'm, like, protecting myself.
- Mmm. - Yeah.
- Because I-I do like-- I do like her.
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
You know what's so lame that I always say to myself?
- What? - It's better to have loved and lost
than to never have loved at all.
- That's true.
- We've been hurt in the past, you know.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Like, I don't love that feeling.
- Mm-hmm. - But I also don't want to
not give that part of myself to someone
because I'm scared-- - Mm-hmm.
- Or because things-- people have done things
in the past.
Like, you can't deprive yourself of connection.
- Mm-hmm.
- And, like, wanting to have something with someone
because you're scared of being hurt.
- You're allowed to love and have those experiences.
- Yeah. After last night,
after the conversation that we had,
yeah, I can see how KJ is probably apprehensive
about bringing a girl into the house,
dating in the house, interracially dating.
If there's anyone who can relate,
it's probably me.
But you can't not do things out of fear.
The other side wins, if you do that.
- And I do want you to know that, like,
we're very much here for you. - Truly.
- I know. I know. - We're, like, we're here for you.
- Breathe in... and, like, feel your breath.
This is my Costa Rica version of myself.
[laughing]
- All right, let's do this together.
- This is Costa-- - I go--
I go to wellness retreats in Costa Rica.
- She does. - And we--
Just-just feel your body.
Like, feel the wind in your durag.
- Wave-wave cap-- wave cap. - In your wave cap.
[laughing] In your wave cap.
And feel the bugs in the grass.
And let's get up, okay?
- All right. - Let's, guys.
[sighs] - I love you so much.
- Love you, too. - We're okay.
- You guys... - A group hug.
- Thank you.
[knocking] - Ooh!
- Hey. - Hi, Nina!
- Great to meet you. - Oh, my God,
so nice to meet you.
- Okay, I gotta go get my costume together.
See ya.
Amanders? - Yeah.
Have we seen Kyle 'cause Nina's here to do his glam?
- Okay, let's get started.
- Kyle, Nina's here.
All right, guys, say goodbye to young Kyle.
- Bye! - Bye.
- Next time I see you guys... - You'll be on...
- ...it'll be in the future. - ...retirement plan, yeah.
- It's gonna take 90 minutes,
so you gotta get inside. - Okay, okay.
- Hello? - Coming!
I'm so stinky, right now.
Hi. - How we doin'?
- Good, how are you? - Oh, hi!
- What's up, beast? - You good?
- Yeah, how are you? - Fantastic.
Pretty nice day.
- Hello. - Hi.
- Come say hi to everyone.
- Hey, hey! - Hi. How are ya?
- Congratulations. Happy anniversary.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Hi. I'm Katie. Nice to meet you.
- Hi. Dara. So nice to meet you.
- I'll give you a hug. - Yeah, I'm a hugger.
- Aww, Benny boy. - Oh, hello, gorgeous.
[laughing]
- Oh, you're not sweaty at all.
- No. Muah.
- Time to transform. See you guys soon.
- All right, well, I'm gonna start getting ready.
- Yeah.
- The backyard's looking phenomenal.
- All right, come on. Let's hang out in the bedroom.
- All right, handsome, this is my room here.
- Have you had a wank in there yet?
[laughing] - Not yet.
- Are you getting changed, or should I go up?
- I'm gonna change, yeah. - Okay.
- Just figured I'd come hang with the boys for a minute.
- Carl, those glasses are fricking phenomenal.
- Yeah, these are part of my outfit.
- Dude, they look amazing.
- What if I said these weren't a part of my outfit?
Would you believe me?
- I mean, they go with your green Crocs.
- With the bodegas? - Oh, there they are.
- What are those, Carl?
- It's a cry for help.
- Well, my cries for help
come out at weird times of night,
in the worst possible way.
So, there's that. - Okay.
- I am so stupid.
- Oh, my God, not me being a slutty grandma.
Why is it so tight?
- Pull up with a wig on.
I don't know. - Whatever you wanna do.
I know everyone's freaking out.
They don't know what to wear.
My friends are coming in th-- - This-- today is weird--
Today's weird vibes, to be honest.
- Is it?
- Not weird vibes. It's just--
- No, no, if it is, it is.
- I was in my head earlier.
- Yeah. - I'm fine now, though.
- I don't like hearing that you were in your head.
- You know why it happened? - Why?
- 'Cause I was talking to Lindsay earlier.
She told me that Bailey
told her... - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- ...that the night that you were here--
- Mm-hmm.
- That you were in Ben's room for an hour.
- Ha-ha-- That's not true.
I literally was in Ben's room
because I put my stuff in there.
I changed, then I came right back out.
- Yeah, she said-- Bailey apparently said
you were in there for an hour, like,
talking with Ben, and then that's--
- What? - Yeah, yeah.
- That just actually,
like, factually, never happened.
If it did, I would be like, "Yeah, I was.
"We were talking, getting to know each other."
It just actually never happened.
- Yeah, and then, literally, I just was having
so much thoughts in my head.
Like, hmm, what if, like-- - Yeah.
- She actually, like, low-key likes Ben,
and then this is just, like-- like, I don't know.
- Yeah. - Like, just cra--
literally, the craziest things. - No, I mean,
I don't even think that's crazy.
- Yeah, like-- - Because, like, at this point,
I would probably have anxiety
if I thought that you liked someone else, also.
So, I don't think that's overthinking
or being crazy at all.
- And I didn't want you to think I was just, like,
being hella distant when you got here.
I just was kinda just trying to, like--
I don't know.
- No, I mean, I-I can get why you were, like,
trying to process that
and didn't necessarily wanna interact,
but, genuinely, the person I had an interest in was you.
- Yeah, I'm glad we talked about this.
I just wanted to get it off my chest a bit
'cause I was just in my head. - Yeah, I'm glad that you did.
- Yeah.
- But it seems a little bit sabotage-y
that Bailey would just start saying things baselessly.
- I think she said it on the way home or something.
- To be honest with you, I don't really care
where she said it. I care that she said it.
- I feel like I-I just started some sh--.
- I don't know, I just don't really understand it,
but I guess, like, maybe I can have a conversation with her
and clear things up.
- Well, we'll see them next weekend, so...
- I can't wait.
- Oh, gosh.
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- Yeah, that's what we call a little sun damage
from the old panhandle.
- Let me tell you somethin'. I still got it.
Bam! Whoo.
- All right, I'm gonna get dressed.
You Gucci? - Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, I promise. - All right, okay.
[laughing] - You-your blouse--
like, what is that?
- Mrs. Doubtfire. - This is unbelievable.
- Thanks. - Holy (BLEEP), dude.
- Oh, my God. [laughing]
- Thank you for saying hello. Good day to you, too.
Whew, there some sort of air lift for me?
- All right, we gotta get the party started.
[laughing]
- That's Betty being crazy. You know how she is.
- Hello, dear.
- Your ass is a little, uh, flat.
- Betty, fix it for me.
- You know you're not supposed to sit on a BBL
right after you get one, right?
- It's fresh.
- Did you spray your hair gray 'cause everyone loved it
when you did it two years ago?
- I mean, yeah, I think that-
that probably was part of it.
[laughing] - I knew it.
- One, two, three.
- Cheers, guys. Thank you for coming.
- He, like, looks like a hot dad.
- Like a DILF in the '90s.
- What's up, geezer?
- Yo, yo. - Oh, my God.
- What the sh--? Where's Ciara?
[upbeat organ music playing]
- Ooh, Jesus.
♪ Jesus ♪
- Is Ciara making her entrance, or what?
- Whoo, whoo, whoo.
Almost had a nip slip, y'all.
I can't see too well.
Y'all. - Oh, my sister.
- Oh, my God! - Hey, honey.
- Oh, my God.
- Whose got a cigarette? I need a cigarette.
- Wait. Oh, my God. [laughing]
- Gay, straight, they, them,
what the (BLEEP) ever,
everybody loves tits.
Show me someone who doesn't love to,
like, juggle a tit.
Put their face in a tit.
- What's your name, honey?
- What you mean? My name is Karma.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, Karma Brown is back.
- Karma Brown a couple years later.
- Cheers. - Happy birthday, Kyle.
- Wait, is there a-- is there a speech?
- Summer House season 53-- cheers.
[laughing]
- Hell yeah. - Whoo-hoo!
Ooh, I can't take that tequila like I used to.
- That was good. - I'll tell you what.
That's not gonna mix with my blood thinner.
- It's sure not, baby.
- All right, let's let our friends in.
- Holy (BLEEP). - Baby, help me down.
- All right, take your time, now.
- Help me down. - Don't rush it.
- Help me down.
- All right. - Are these heavy?
- Yeah, my back is killing. - Are they full of water?
- No, not full of water.
They're natural. [laughing]
- Giddy up, partner. - I'm dying.
- All right, be careful on those.
Don't go too fast.
- I'm going to the store.
- I have a friend who hurt themselves on that
a year or two ago.
- Can you do a kickflip?
- Who are these young pretty things?
- Bobby! Bobby, is that you?
Bobby, get over here.
- How are you? - Hello, friend.
This is my friend, Liv. - Nice to meet you. I'm Liv.
How are you? - Liv.
- What's up?
Consent, guys.
Consent first.
- Happy birthday, Kyle.
- How are ya? - How are you?
- Hi. [indistinct].
- Oh, my God.
I need one of them kids to get my cigarette.
- Oh, no. We need help!
Help! Help! - Help! Help!
- I'll get it.
- Thank you. Oh, thank you.
- Where to?
- The Promised Land. - Wee!
[laughing] Wait, West, I'm comin'.
Ahh!
- Everyone looks so good. I'm so proud.
I know Ciara is the costume queen or whatever,
but, like, this one is ----ing unreal.
It's so good.
- This guy looks great.
- You know what? Everything tickles, right now.
- It is weird, in my opinion,
that Amanda's just treating it
like a normal day and being nice.
I thought it was crazy that Ciara said
that she thinks they should split up.
I just was not expecting that.
- I know.
I mean, we've known them for three years.
Like, has there ever been a moment
where you're like, "I get it?"
- Yeah.
I just always thought that they were, like,
each other's person.
And then, sometimes when they, like, dance,
or they're hugging, or kissing,
or whatever and like-- - You're like, "Oh,
the married couple-- sometimes they're hugging.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
They're-they're meant to be.
- Dude, well, married people have issues, too.
- I agree. - So, you can never tell.
Like, I've seen married couples that fight more.
- I just, like, for all the bad, I just, like,
I wanna see more good. - Yeah.
- I've witnessed nothing that would ever make up
for, like, what she went through last night.
[West sighs]
- Also, if I see someone give a ----ing nice gift
to ----ing someone,
it's 'cause they're probably ----ing sh---y
in every other way possible.
[gasps]
- I really like it. - That's beautiful.
- Like in "Wolf of Wall Street" when he starts
----ing banging hookers every day,
is when he buys her a ----ing yacht.
Gifts are bad.
- Are you gonna talk to Kyle, you think?
- For sure.
I can't just, like, not address this, you know.
- Yeah.
♪♪