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Okay.

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<i>♪ You're an asshole, an asshat</i>
<i>An ass-blowing shit mind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A cunt, yes, a cunt</i>
<i>The US, not UK kind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A dipshit, a tit brain</i>
<i>A dim motherfucker ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A camel-toed, chesticled</i>
<i>Stunted fist sucker ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Happy birthday, baby ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Celebrate your own way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Laughter</i>
<i>Gets us through the worst ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fills our purse with joy ♪</i>

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Whoo-hoo! Carey!

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Yeah, Carey! Whoo!

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Carey has requested
that all the guests

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make a video message.

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Hm.

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Am I waiting
for a countdown or what?

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- Here.
- Thanks.

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Happy birthday,
Mr. Popular.

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And thank you.

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That was a stupid thing to say.

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<i>♪ I'm a dick, I just suck</i>
<i>I'm the worst fucking human ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A butt job, a nutsack</i>
<i>A shit-licking poo man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A pole-smoking write-off</i>
<i>A shit pile congealing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A thunderpuss scared</i>
<i>Of whatever she's feeling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Happy birthday, baby ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll celebrate</i>
<i>Our own way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Laughter</i>
<i>Gets us through the worst ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fills our purse with joy ♪</i>

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Thank you all
so much for coming.

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It's, um...

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you're awesome.

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I-- I have
a thousand things to say.

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So, I am-- I'm just not gonna
say anything and, uh...

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we're gonna begin with, uh--
thank you.

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Um...

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I'm gonna begin
with the first song

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that I ever wrote
for Simon.

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It's, uh,
it's called "Too Smart."

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Whoo!

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Uh, I should just say,

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I wrote this
after a few martinis.

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So, this is more like

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the fantasy version
of our first date,

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which isn't far from what
actually happened,

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except that, in reality,
we slept together

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on the first--

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<i>♪ I awkwardly smiled ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You awkwardly knew ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That I would be yours</i>
<i>One day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you came out</i>
<i>And told me that, too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you're awfully smart</i>
<i>I thought ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And much too stubborn</i>
<i>For me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But somehow I want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I thought need</i>
<i>I thought lust ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For conversations with you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Awkward me</i>
<i>Meets witty you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Does her best</i>
<i>To play it cool ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Awkward girl</i>
<i>Meets mental giant ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Careful not to be reliant ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You awkwardly watched ♪</i>

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Hey, watch it!

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<i>♪ I awkwardly tuned ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And asked you</i>
<i>About all your goals ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All the things</i>
<i>That you wanted to do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My face showed no sign ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But still your face knew ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That six</i>
<i>Short months later ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My too smart love ♪</i>

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I'd be married to you.

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Watcha doin'?

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- Nurturing my weaknesses.
- Uh-huh.

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And telekinesis
is first on the list?

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Cooking, you weirdo.

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I'm glad you're in my life,
you know that?

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-What did you break?
-Nothing.

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-Nothing, I'm just feeling--
-Guilty?

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Grateful.

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Good.

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You're about to get
gratefuler.

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Oh, gratefuler's not a...

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You're just gonna leave
the whole place like this?

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Hey,
this is a total disregard for--

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I have some news.

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-Well, so do I.
-You look dapper.

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-Well, that's not news.
-Were you at a funeral?

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What? No.

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I had
that photoshoot before my--

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Dapper? Really?

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Huh, thank you.

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I'm kinda itchy, though.
I think I'm allergic to tweed.

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Can-- can you remind me
to get a toothbrush?

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-Mine fell in the toilet.
-Okay.

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So, does your news
by any chance involve Ritalin?

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Uh, no, it, uh...

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it involves, uh, eggs.

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Disappointing.

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And, uh,
and-- and-- and your penis.

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Intriguing.

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And something cute and small
that you've wanted

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for a long time.

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What's that?

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You're getting my hopes up
right now.

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And if you're talking
about a bunny,

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I will never forgive you.

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What would your penis
have to do with a bunny?

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Carey. Hey.

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Are--

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Are you--

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Wha--

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Holy shit!

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No. No, no, no.
No more swearing.

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We-- we have to be
role models from now on.

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Well-rounded role models
who-- who-- who cook.

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Holy fucking shit!
We're having a baby!

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We're having a--

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Oh, wait, wait.
This isn't a joke, right?

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No, that would be mean.

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You've done that
kind of thing before, Carey.

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Never again-- no swearing,

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no takeout,
no unmotivated cruelty.

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Holy frickin' poop!

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I know, right?
Wait, where are you going?

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Uh, I need to get some air.

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You can't tell anyone yet.

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Yes!

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Wait, what's yours?

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- What, what? My what?
- Your news.

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- Pales in comparison.
- I thought it might.

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Bill! Guess what?

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Today is epic! Okay?

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Uh, we're getting a bunny.

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Oh, well, keep it away
from my daughter, Savannah.

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She's stronger than she looks.

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Holy shit.

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<i>♪ The night we fought</i>
<i>I told you that I hated kids ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The night we fought</i>
<i>You lied that you do, too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But when I lay beside you</i>
<i>With my hand on yours ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I knew I wanted kids</i>
<i>With only you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You were soaking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I knew I wanted kids</i>
<i>With only you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The night you got so drunk</i>
<i>You won your poker game ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I tucked you in</i>
<i>And watched you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ While you snored ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And though</i>
<i>I'd always thought ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love was a fantasy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's'cause I'd never been</i>
<i>In love before ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You were drooling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I'd never been in love</i>
<i>Like this before ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Whether it's right</i>
<i>Or wretched ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby let's make</i>
<i>This one night stand ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You won</i>
<i>What you came for ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The girl</i>
<i>Who you wanted to land ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Without playin' a hand ♪</i>

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- Oh, no!
- Shh, shh, shh!

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This is why we need
pre-natal classes.

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Still cute, though.

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<i>♪ So, on this night</i>
<i>I'm telling you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm yours for life ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And on this night</i>
<i>I know you feel it, too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And one day</i>
<i>When we're old and grey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And have ten kids ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll laugh about the things</i>
<i>We thought we knew ♪</i>

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Jamar? James? Jasper?

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-Oh, Jesus.
-Too hipster?

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Boring.

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You're grumpy today.

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Well,
thank you for saying so.

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That always helps.

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Jesus counts as a swear word,
by the way.

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Five bucks
in the cursing jar.

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Okay, if there is a jar--
and, just as an aside,

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no one under the age of 80
uses the word "cursing"--

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it isn't activated

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until both parties
are aware of its existence.

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And five dollars?

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You're insane.
That's way too much.

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-Honey.
-Yes, love muffin?

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Why are you reading
the obituaries?

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Because I'm being
a responsible husband.

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Looking up baby names.

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- Simon, they're dead people.
- Cocksmith?

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-Double latte?
-Uh, that-- that's mine.

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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Yeah.
- Thanks.

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Sorry.

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It shocks me that people

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go through life
with these names.

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Eleanor Farts, for example.

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- That is not in there.
- Yeah, it is.

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Eleanor Farts.

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I mean, what kind of life

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must she have had
with that name?

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Was she married?

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Uh, da-da-da-da,
yada, yada, yada.

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"Loving wife to Lewis."

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Lewis Farts.

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And she took his name.

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Oh, man.

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They had kids.

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-Fucking car accidents.
-Whoa!

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All right.

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00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,105
Hey,
you're gonna get us banned.

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-What?
-It's your rule.

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00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,579
With the swearing.
Let's go.

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Fine.
Yeah, we can do that.

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Great. Good.

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- All right.
- Mm-hmm?

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-Mm-hmm.
-Check in there.

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I have so much money,
it's just--

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Hey,
can I borrow five dollars?

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Ah!

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Oh, this is a good one.

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Monica Motherfucker.

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Seriously.

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Ooh, Lavinia.

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I like that one.

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Lavinia.
I'm gonna add it to my list.

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What?

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00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,295
Well,
Lavinia is a character

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from a Shakespeare play.

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Perfect,
it'll make us sound smart.

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She had
her hands hacked off

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and her tongue cut out.

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See, that right there is why
I don't like Shakespeare.

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Yeah, you always
stick to the comedies.

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There's fewer amputations.

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"How happy some
o'er other some can be.

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Through Athens
I am thought as fair as she."

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Um, why do you know that?

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I trod the boards.

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Yeah,
a few times in high school.

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That is a shameless lie.

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It is not a lie!
I never lie.

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<i>Midsummer Night's Dream,</i>
tenth grade.

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<i>Winter's Tale,</i>
eleventh grade.

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<i>Midsummer Night's Dream,</i>
twelfth grade.

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00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:49,837
Were you the donkey?

239
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,373
I'll have you know
that I won

240
00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:54,908
the Holy Blessed Sacrament's
Dramatic Arts Award

241
00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:56,243
for my portrayal...

242
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:57,845
of a young lover.

243
00:12:58,312 --> 00:13:00,180
-I-- I am very proud of you.
-Thank you.

244
00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:02,383
Why haven't you bragged
about this before?

245
00:13:03,317 --> 00:13:05,587
Because, I...

246
00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:06,987
...played Helena.

247
00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:11,325
-Excuse me?
-I played Helena!

248
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,896
It was an all-boys school
and I was skinny.

249
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:19,634
And had rosy cheeks
and a demure disposition.

250
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,436
Oh, my God,
can you please do another one.

251
00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:23,837
Absolutely not.

252
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,040
I will let you win
the next three fights.

253
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,410
-"And I, an old turtle."
-You played a turtle?

254
00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:32,379
What? No. It's a metaphor.
It's from <i>The Winter's Tale.</i>

255
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,014
"And I, an old turtle,

256
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,116
-will wing me--"
-Turtles can't fly.

257
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,053
I believe Mr. Shakespeare
is referring to a turtle dove.

258
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,387
Well then why doesn't he
just say

259
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,690
-turtle dove?
-Oh, God.

260
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,758
"And I, an old turtle,
will wing me

261
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,727
to some withered bough,

262
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,529
and there, my mate...

263
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,198
that's never to be found again,

264
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,366
lament...

265
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,468
till I am lost."

266
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,212
That's enough
couple time for me.

267
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,717
I like that quote.

268
00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:09,850
-Will you write it down for me?
-Aha!

269
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,052
A born-again
fan of the bard.

270
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,954
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on, where are you going?

271
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,390
I need to
wing me to school,

272
00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:19,026
where 36 minds are waiting
to be shaped.

273
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,895
-On a Saturday?
-Yeah, we have band practice.

274
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:25,065
Oh, I wasn't aware
that band could shape minds.

275
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,067
Huh.

276
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,102
Wait!
I wanna give you something.

277
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,470
- No!
- Yes!

278
00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:30,805
-No.
-Please, please, please.

279
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,206
-No!
-I'm not gonna do anything.

280
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,874
I don't trust you,
even a little bit.

281
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,976
I won't do anything.
Come here. Here.

282
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,283
What was that for?

283
00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,052
I just haven't kissed you
in a while.

284
00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:46,954
You kissed me this morning.

285
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,455
- Shh.
- Ew.

286
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:51,058
Shakespeare is--
Shakespeare is depressing.

287
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,426
Don't be depressing.

288
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,162
- =Be this guy.
- Hmm.

289
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,699
Yeah,
you know that's me, right?

290
00:14:57,799 --> 00:15:00,067
Yeah, look how happy you are
with your big, white teeth.

291
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,202
Ah,
the better to eat you with.

292
00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:04,438
- Ew. No.
- No?

293
00:15:04,539 --> 00:15:05,807
- Yeah.
- Okay.

294
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,409
Okay, I'm going upstairs.
Go buy oat milk.

295
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,244
Yes, dear.

296
00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,214
What?

297
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,986
What is going on?

298
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,440
Oh, my God.

299
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,425
Babe!

300
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,962
You were-- it's your--
in the window.

301
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,530
I can't hear you.

302
00:16:36,731 --> 00:16:38,666
I hate this game.

303
00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:40,133
What? You're--

304
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,169
Where are you going?

305
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,880
It helps while you're working

306
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:54,414
to seem like you want to be
here, Owen.

307
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,586
Let's role play.

308
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,955
I'm a customer,
I am bleeding from the head,

309
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,490
and I'm looking
for the hospitals.

310
00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:05,425
You should probably
just go to a hospital.

311
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,495
So, I'm like,
"What do you hear? Nothing.

312
00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:10,497
Because you're listening
to old person music."

313
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,166
Hi!
Can I help you find something?

314
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:17,371
Yeah, I'm just looking
for the philosophy section?

315
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,790
Do you need a pen?

316
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,092
Yeah. Yeah, I do.

317
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:42,229
Okay, uh, I...

318
00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:45,399
I can find one. Here.

319
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,335
I am your man
with the pen.

320
00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:51,305
He-- here, um...

321
00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:54,274
Thank you.

322
00:17:58,546 --> 00:17:59,614
Um...

323
00:18:00,314 --> 00:18:01,816
sorry,
what are you doing?

324
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,785
I mean, sorry, what are you--
what are you writing?

325
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,253
Lyrics. Sort of.

326
00:18:07,522 --> 00:18:08,790
Oh, you write songs?

327
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,224
Sort of.

328
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,493
Always in bookstores?

329
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,799
Not usually.
It's been a weird day.

330
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,405
Could I see
what you got so far?

331
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:26,574
Um...

332
00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:31,111
- May, the 4th.
- Like, the date?

333
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,314
Yes.
But also the title.

334
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,818
"May the 4th be with you."

335
00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:39,587
No.

336
00:18:40,855 --> 00:18:41,956
You play guitar?

337
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:46,293
I do-- I do. But I quit.
I-- I'm more of a singer.

338
00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:48,730
But I quit that too-- it's--

339
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:51,164
Well...

340
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,802
yeah,
it's a long story, so...

341
00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:55,970
Oh, I got time.

342
00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:59,139
-I do not.
-I'm Owen.

343
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:05,013
Yeah, I-- I got that.
Your nametag.

344
00:19:05,613 --> 00:19:08,816
Okay, it was nice to--
thank you, Owen.

345
00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:13,286
<i>♪ You ♪</i>

346
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,290
<i>♪ You came along ♪</i>

347
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,896
<i>♪ And you found your way</i>
<i>To me ♪</i>

348
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,067
<i>♪ Through a... ♪</i>

349
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,870
<i>♪ Through that</i>
<i>Deep bullshit sea ♪</i>

350
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,440
<i>♪ From which</i>
<i>I'd been drinking ♪</i>

351
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:35,409
No, too gross.

352
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:38,478
<i>♪ From which I'd been... ♪</i>

353
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,748
<i>♪ Drowning ♪</i>

354
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,483
<i>♪ You took... ♪</i>

355
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,754
<i>♪ My cautious hand ♪</i>

356
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,059
<i>♪ And you asked me</i>
<i>To be your wife ♪</i>

357
00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:53,961
What?

358
00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:55,763
You said bullshit.

359
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,799
- No, I didn't.
- You sang it.

360
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,602
-Sing-swearing doesn't count.
-Oh!

361
00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:04,337
<i>♪ I wish</i>
<i>You fucking told me that ♪</i>

362
00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:08,543
<i>♪ You fucking asshole ♪</i>

363
00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:13,781
<i>♪'Cause I really</i>
<i>Really, really like ♪</i>

364
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,282
<i>♪ To swear ♪</i>

365
00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,722
So, what are we gonna do
with this, huh?

366
00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:23,758
-It's for the baby.
-Boring.

367
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,426
All right,
you know what we should do?

368
00:20:26,527 --> 00:20:29,362
We should save up
for a, uh, for a vacation.

369
00:20:29,463 --> 00:20:32,166
In, like,
Cuba or something.

370
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,269
Yeah, 'cause
communism is so relaxing.

371
00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:39,406
North Korea?

372
00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:42,577
Um, are you scrapbooking?

373
00:20:43,044 --> 00:20:44,545
It's just for work.

374
00:20:45,046 --> 00:20:46,279
What is with you?

375
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,616
What is with you?

376
00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:51,686
Um, and by the way,
I hate to break this to you,

377
00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:54,454
but, uh, we're not gonna be
able to afford a vacation

378
00:20:54,555 --> 00:20:56,090
for at least,
like, three years.

379
00:20:57,859 --> 00:20:59,694
I think we're gonna have to
do it sooner than that.

380
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,396
Oh, my God! You'll be 40.

381
00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:04,899
No, I won't.

382
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:07,235
Yeah, you will. I mean--

383
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,903
No. 40 sucks.

384
00:21:09,504 --> 00:21:11,438
I'm not gonna be 40. Nope.

385
00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:12,807
I'm not gonna be 40,

386
00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:15,743
because I'm never, ever,
ever gonna be 40.

387
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,315
Are you actually upset?

388
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:25,686
No.

389
00:21:26,888 --> 00:21:28,288
Good. It's settled.

390
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:31,893
The money goes
to a big fat 40th birthday

391
00:21:31,993 --> 00:21:33,861
with 40 little candles
on a 40-inch cake.

392
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:37,397
<i>♪ Why you gotta be</i>
<i>A bitchy bitch ♪</i>

393
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,366
<i>♪ With a baby in her belly? ♪</i>

394
00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:44,005
Oh,
are you cheating on me?

395
00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:46,741
I'm not the one
eyeing baristas.

396
00:21:48,075 --> 00:21:50,645
-Two ché.
-No, no, no, no, no.

397
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,412
Touché.

398
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,615
- Ah?
- To--

399
00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:56,416
- Touché.
- Two ché?

400
00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:57,852
You speak French?

401
00:21:57,952 --> 00:21:59,821
<i>Je</i> speak <i>lebest French.</i>

402
00:21:59,921 --> 00:22:01,756
-Oh, boy.
-Mm-hmm.

403
00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:02,924
Mm-hmm.

404
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:05,293
Um...

405
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:06,661
What
are you looking for?

406
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,631
Uh-- what?

407
00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:14,001
Um, well,
you're-- you're here, so...

408
00:22:14,769 --> 00:22:16,671
- I figure you must want a...
- Oh! I--

409
00:22:16,771 --> 00:22:17,872
<i>...un livre.</i>

410
00:22:18,706 --> 00:22:19,874
I, um...

411
00:22:20,308 --> 00:22:22,310
an art-- art book.

412
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,579
Okay, we have that.
Um, anything specific?

413
00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:25,780
Like...

414
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,615
Drawing?

415
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,618
All right.

416
00:22:34,255 --> 00:22:36,489
So, you're a musician
and an artist?

417
00:22:36,591 --> 00:22:38,893
Oh, God no.
I can't draw a happy face.

418
00:22:38,993 --> 00:22:40,061
I just thought...

419
00:22:40,595 --> 00:22:42,330
creative outlet,
you know?

420
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,431
Other than music?

421
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,466
Yeah.

422
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,468
Why not just
get better at, uh...

423
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:50,838
music?

424
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,041
-Thanks.
-No, I'm--

425
00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:56,744
I learned French as a child.

426
00:22:56,844 --> 00:22:57,979
Obviously.

427
00:22:58,079 --> 00:23:00,281
And, um, then
I studied Spanish and Latin

428
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,883
in high school,
and then a year ago

429
00:23:01,983 --> 00:23:04,518
I-- I studied, uh, Korean,
when I cracked my patella.

430
00:23:06,153 --> 00:23:07,454
You-- you speak
five languages?

431
00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:09,422
No,
I-- I speak no languages.

432
00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:10,858
That's my point.

433
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:12,793
You know,
if I would've stuck with French

434
00:23:12,894 --> 00:23:14,795
I would be fluent and I could
be the Prime Minister by now.

435
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:18,099
Instead of slinging books
and answering to a toddler.

436
00:23:20,134 --> 00:23:21,802
-Uh--
-Well--

437
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:24,839
- Oh, right.
- Mm-hmm.

438
00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:26,841
- Right.
- Sorry.

439
00:23:26,941 --> 00:23:30,177
-I'm not so good at, uh...
-Talking?

440
00:23:30,912 --> 00:23:32,113
Striking people.

441
00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:35,149
I mean,
with striking people, you know?

442
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,651
Not actually striking them.

443
00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:38,552
I'm in a band.

444
00:23:39,553 --> 00:23:41,155
Cool. Cool.

445
00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:42,890
I don't know why
I said-- I mean I said that

446
00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:44,392
'cause I just
want you to know I don't--

447
00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:45,927
it's not what I do,
work here.

448
00:23:46,027 --> 00:23:47,929
I mean, I work here,
but it's not who I am.

449
00:23:48,663 --> 00:23:51,866
Not that I judge people
who do do just this.

450
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:55,202
I'm sweating.

451
00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:56,771
- Yeah.
- Uh...

452
00:23:56,871 --> 00:23:57,939
Uh...

453
00:24:00,374 --> 00:24:01,642
I wondered...

454
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,911
I'm wondering, if maybe

455
00:24:04,011 --> 00:24:06,547
you'd wanna grab a coffee
with me sometime?

456
00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:08,950
Oh, wow.

457
00:24:09,050 --> 00:24:11,052
Uh, I can't.

458
00:24:12,053 --> 00:24:14,188
-Of course.
-I would-- I would love to.

459
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,756
- Um...
- But?

460
00:24:15,856 --> 00:24:18,025
- I can't.
- Mm-hmm, yeah. Mm-hmm.

461
00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:21,629
I--
I'll have a think about that.

462
00:24:21,729 --> 00:24:23,431
- Mm-hmm.
- All right.

463
00:24:23,531 --> 00:24:25,132
I still didn't get your name,
by the way.

464
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:28,468
It's really nice
talking to you, Owen.

465
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,317
I hope you weren't smoking
on the lawn.

466
00:24:43,417 --> 00:24:45,353
I wasn't smoking,
I was quitting.

467
00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:46,687
With a cigarette in your mouth?

468
00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:49,123
It's unlit
and it's menthol.

469
00:24:49,223 --> 00:24:51,459
-This is phase two.
-And what was phase one?

470
00:24:51,892 --> 00:24:53,260
Switching to menthol.

471
00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:55,396
You've always smoked menthols.

472
00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,164
Phase one
is a very long phase.

473
00:24:57,264 --> 00:24:58,566
May I?

474
00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,934
Please do.

475
00:25:04,438 --> 00:25:06,574
So, why am I here?

476
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:11,245
Because you missed us?

477
00:25:11,746 --> 00:25:14,115
No, I got a message from Simon.

478
00:25:14,215 --> 00:25:15,950
"Please call me, Mother.

479
00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:18,953
I have
important news, Mother."

480
00:25:19,754 --> 00:25:21,288
Yeah, so,
the normal human response

481
00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:22,957
would be
to just call back.

482
00:25:23,057 --> 00:25:24,959
I tried that several times.

483
00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:27,561
Oh, damn,
I must have hit the red button

484
00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,030
instead of the green one.

485
00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:31,932
Well, it's--
it's so nice to see you.

486
00:25:32,033 --> 00:25:35,569
I-- I can't think of anything
he'd need to tell you.

487
00:25:35,669 --> 00:25:37,838
Especially not now,
this month.

488
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,074
What's the news?

489
00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:42,777
Yeah, Simon,
what's the news?

490
00:25:44,578 --> 00:25:45,846
You--

491
00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:48,282
Um...

492
00:25:49,316 --> 00:25:53,954
you know, that, uh,
we've decided to, uh...

493
00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:57,224
you know,
to get some help.

494
00:25:57,324 --> 00:25:58,893
With, uh, the...

495
00:26:01,495 --> 00:26:03,064
baby making.

496
00:26:03,164 --> 00:26:07,301
What Simon means
is-- is that we've decided

497
00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:09,136
to start trying,

498
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:10,905
and, so,
if all goes well,

499
00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:14,543
we'll-- we'll have
some actual news sometime soon.

500
00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:16,210
And-- and then...

501
00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:18,212
...we can wait until
the first trimester is over

502
00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:19,713
and we'll let you know.

503
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,388
We're having a baby.

504
00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:28,989
- Simon!
- Oh, lord.

505
00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:31,692
-Are you sure?
-Yes, yes, mother. We're sure.

506
00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:33,994
-You're gonna be a grand--
-No. Don't you dare.

507
00:26:34,529 --> 00:26:35,729
A baby.

508
00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:37,865
I-- I-- I--
I'm only at ten weeks.

509
00:26:37,965 --> 00:26:40,569
-Nine and a half weeks.
-Very different from the movie.

510
00:26:40,668 --> 00:26:42,736
A baby. A baby.

511
00:26:42,837 --> 00:26:44,839
A baby!

512
00:26:44,939 --> 00:26:47,041
And, actually, it feels
kinda good to tell someone.

513
00:26:48,175 --> 00:26:49,844
Just because
I'm not frowning,

514
00:26:49,944 --> 00:26:51,612
doesn't mean
you're not in serious trouble.

515
00:26:51,712 --> 00:26:52,680
Didn't understand any of that,
too many negatives,

516
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,048
just gonna keep smothering.

517
00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,851
You need to work on
delivering good news.

518
00:26:56,951 --> 00:26:58,486
That message was somber.

519
00:26:58,587 --> 00:27:00,221
And, uh...

520
00:27:01,889 --> 00:27:02,957
I...

521
00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:06,994
well done on the--
on the baby making front.

522
00:27:07,094 --> 00:27:08,963
You will be
a wonderful mother.

523
00:27:09,063 --> 00:27:12,032
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank goodness.

524
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:14,101
Because if he's anything
like his father,

525
00:27:14,201 --> 00:27:15,936
you'll be
bringing it up alone.

526
00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:18,405
- Excuse me?
- What?

527
00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:20,407
He abandoned us.

528
00:27:20,509 --> 00:27:22,343
And that kind of thing
can be genetic.

529
00:27:22,443 --> 00:27:24,311
He didn't abandon us,
he died.

530
00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:25,846
He did that, too.

531
00:27:25,946 --> 00:27:27,748
Okay, you know what,
this has been great.

532
00:27:27,848 --> 00:27:29,917
You should really invite
yourself over more often.

533
00:27:30,017 --> 00:27:32,720
No, hey, don't be so sensitive.
I was just pointing out--

534
00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:34,388
I'd rather be like him
than you.

535
00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:36,690
-Simon!
-And there we go.

536
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:37,892
He didn't mean that.

537
00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:40,127
- Yes, he did!
- Um...

538
00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:43,197
I-- I'll get you
a glass of water, okay?

539
00:27:44,899 --> 00:27:46,934
No, you cannot possibly
take her side on this one.

540
00:27:47,034 --> 00:27:48,637
I am not taking
anyone's side,

541
00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:51,071
because I'm an adult,
not a six-year-old.

542
00:27:52,039 --> 00:27:54,341
Can you stop
putting glasses on the bottom?

543
00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:56,877
She makes me wanna
kill people with my hands.

544
00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:58,379
Then why did you phone her?

545
00:27:58,479 --> 00:28:00,247
Nice secret-keeping,
by the way.

546
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:01,782
You should be a spy!

547
00:28:01,882 --> 00:28:03,317
I didn't think
she'd actually show up.

548
00:28:03,851 --> 00:28:05,620
You're not supposed
to tell anyone.

549
00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:07,421
I know, I know, I know.

550
00:28:07,988 --> 00:28:09,290
But
don't I look handsome?

551
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:12,860
Hm? Mmm.

552
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,396
I am gonna go out there.

553
00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:17,599
And I'm gonna
make her feel better.

554
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:18,966
And then
I'm gonna come back in here

555
00:28:19,066 --> 00:28:21,001
and you're gonna
make me feel better.

556
00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,803
Wait, can I use
the magic sex pinkies?

557
00:28:22,903 --> 00:28:25,206
Not this time.

558
00:28:25,306 --> 00:28:26,840
Bev, I--

559
00:28:27,908 --> 00:28:29,310
I'm too upset to hydrate.

560
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,445
I'm-- I'm really sorry.

561
00:28:32,012 --> 00:28:33,280
He can be cruel.

562
00:28:34,148 --> 00:28:35,416
Sometimes.

563
00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:36,817
He doesn't get it from me.

564
00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:38,620
He-- he might've gotten
it from me.

565
00:28:41,222 --> 00:28:43,090
- He loves you a lot.
- No.

566
00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:45,025
Aside from me,
you're the only person

567
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,628
he's comfortable
being mean to.

568
00:28:46,727 --> 00:28:48,329
Ah, lucky us.

569
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:50,130
Hm.

570
00:28:51,966 --> 00:28:54,935
Relationships are hard work.

571
00:28:55,035 --> 00:28:57,037
As many of you know. Uh...

572
00:28:57,137 --> 00:28:58,540
You can say that again.

573
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,040
We all do--

574
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:03,877
Sorry, I didn't mean
you two in particular.

575
00:29:03,978 --> 00:29:06,113
You seem, um--

576
00:29:06,648 --> 00:29:08,349
Just-- Um--

577
00:29:09,618 --> 00:29:11,418
We all do stupid things

578
00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:15,155
and we make mistakes, but...

579
00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:17,758
when you're wildly in love,
you find a way

580
00:29:17,858 --> 00:29:19,460
to move past these mistakes.

581
00:29:19,994 --> 00:29:23,998
'Cause it's a rare
and miraculous thing...

582
00:29:24,566 --> 00:29:26,333
to find your one,
true soulmate.

583
00:29:35,376 --> 00:29:36,443
Owen.

584
00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:42,517
<i>♪ You ♪</i>

585
00:29:43,718 --> 00:29:45,553
<i>♪ You came along ♪</i>

586
00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:49,990
<i>♪ And you found your way</i>
<i>To me ♪</i>

587
00:29:51,158 --> 00:29:53,460
<i>♪ Through all the mystery ♪</i>

588
00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,997
<i>♪ I thought I had ♪</i>

589
00:29:58,700 --> 00:29:59,900
<i>♪ And you ♪</i>

590
00:30:01,168 --> 00:30:03,103
<i>♪ You loudmouth, you ♪</i>

591
00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:08,208
<i>♪ You talk</i>
<i>At the same time as me ♪</i>

592
00:30:08,309 --> 00:30:11,011
<i>♪ But that doesn't guarantee ♪</i>

593
00:30:12,246 --> 00:30:13,914
<i>♪ That you're not listening ♪</i>

594
00:30:15,517 --> 00:30:19,887
<i>♪ Before you</i>
<i>Love was a kick in the teeth ♪</i>

595
00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:24,491
<i>♪'Cause most men are scared</i>
<i>And the others were cheap ♪</i>

596
00:30:24,592 --> 00:30:28,462
<i>♪ But you weren't scared</i>
<i>To be mine ♪</i>

597
00:30:28,563 --> 00:30:30,665
<i>♪ To be kind ♪</i>

598
00:30:30,765 --> 00:30:32,132
<i>♪ And you ♪</i>

599
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,402
<i>♪ You came along ♪</i>

600
00:30:36,571 --> 00:30:39,340
<i>♪ You duck-paddled</i>
<i>Your way to me ♪</i>

601
00:30:40,407 --> 00:30:43,712
<i>♪ Through that deep</i>
<i>Dirty sea ♪</i>

602
00:30:43,812 --> 00:30:46,380
<i>♪ In which I'd been drowning ♪</i>

603
00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:49,316
<i>♪ You took ♪</i>

604
00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:52,486
<i>♪ My cautious hand ♪</i>

605
00:30:54,154 --> 00:30:57,057
<i>♪ And you asked me</i>
<i>To be your wife ♪</i>

606
00:30:57,157 --> 00:31:00,795
<i>♪ To swim together</i>
<i>And build a life ♪</i>

607
00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:03,364
<i>♪ Choke on laughter together ♪</i>

608
00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:09,838
<i>♪ And I thought love was</i>
<i>Like sickness and death ♪</i>

609
00:31:09,937 --> 00:31:11,573
<i>♪ You know</i>
<i>That they're coming ♪</i>

610
00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:13,907
<i>♪ But you don't hold</i>
<i>Your breath ♪</i>

611
00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:17,911
<i>♪ But I did not know a tenth ♪</i>

612
00:31:18,011 --> 00:31:20,914
<i>♪ Of love's strength ♪</i>

613
00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:22,082
<i>♪ Until you... ♪</i>

614
00:31:27,921 --> 00:31:29,456
Sorry,
I can't remember that one.

615
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,026
Okay, yeah, we'll--

616
00:31:33,127 --> 00:31:34,763
uh, we'll just go on
to the next one.

617
00:31:49,511 --> 00:31:50,779
-Whoa!
-Hi, sorry.

618
00:31:50,879 --> 00:31:52,781
I'm sorry. Whoa, hi.

619
00:31:52,881 --> 00:31:55,182
I'm-- I'm sorry.
Are you-- you okay?

620
00:31:55,282 --> 00:31:56,684
Yeah, I'm all right, I--

621
00:31:56,785 --> 00:31:57,951
my upper back's
really sensitive.

622
00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,220
-I didn't see you.
-Oh, I--

623
00:32:01,523 --> 00:32:02,590
You look nice.

624
00:32:03,658 --> 00:32:04,726
Thanks.

625
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,561
Did I look
a little rough last time?

626
00:32:06,661 --> 00:32:07,862
No, no. No.

627
00:32:07,961 --> 00:32:09,062
I mean,
you looked a little tired,

628
00:32:09,163 --> 00:32:11,165
and your--
your nose was red.

629
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,466
Like you'd been outside.

630
00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:13,835
Wow.

631
00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:15,235
In a good way.
In a cute way.

632
00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:16,970
Like an Irish person
or a Scottish person

633
00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:19,541
or someone with a--
fair complexion.

634
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,709
-You know what I mean?
-Hm.

635
00:32:21,810 --> 00:32:22,976
Anyways, yeah. Hi.

636
00:32:23,477 --> 00:32:25,814
-You look nice today, too...
-Thanks.

637
00:32:25,914 --> 00:32:27,281
-...Owen.
-Thank you.

638
00:32:27,381 --> 00:32:28,449
Um...

639
00:32:29,316 --> 00:32:31,018
I'm Carey, by the way.

640
00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:33,220
I-- I don't think
I-- I actually told--

641
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,355
-told you that last time--
-It said it on your card.

642
00:32:35,924 --> 00:32:37,124
-Right.
-Which you gave to me.

643
00:32:37,224 --> 00:32:39,326
Yes.

644
00:32:41,228 --> 00:32:45,098
Uh, thanks for your email,
by the way.

645
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,234
-Made me laugh.
-Good.

646
00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:49,002
That wasn't my goal, but good.

647
00:32:49,838 --> 00:32:51,104
My goal was...

648
00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:54,208
to get you
to email me back, but--

649
00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:57,311
Um.

650
00:32:57,946 --> 00:33:01,014
Um, yeah,
a-- about that, um...

651
00:33:01,516 --> 00:33:03,984
Hey, but you're here now,
so that's a nice surprise.

652
00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:07,555
Full of surprises.

653
00:33:07,655 --> 00:33:10,090
Um, I, uh...

654
00:33:10,758 --> 00:33:11,826
um...

655
00:33:12,694 --> 00:33:15,062
I shouldn't have done
that the other day.

656
00:33:15,162 --> 00:33:17,397
Uh, given you my card.

657
00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:19,634
I'm-- I'm...

658
00:33:20,602 --> 00:33:23,771
I'm just not in a--
a-- any position to be--

659
00:33:23,872 --> 00:33:25,540
you know,
I-- I-- I can't...

660
00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:27,575
be going on dates,

661
00:33:27,675 --> 00:33:30,778
so I shouldn't be giving
out my card willy-nilly.

662
00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:32,947
Did you come
and see me to tell me

663
00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:35,048
you can't come
and see me?

664
00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:42,489
Um...

665
00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:46,026
I really liked
meeting you.

666
00:33:47,529 --> 00:33:49,531
I-- I just--
I have a situation.

667
00:33:49,631 --> 00:33:50,698
Situation?

668
00:33:51,699 --> 00:33:52,767
Are you taken?

669
00:33:54,468 --> 00:33:55,537
-Taken?
-Yeah.

670
00:33:56,638 --> 00:33:57,672
Taken.

671
00:33:58,305 --> 00:34:01,074
Uh, no, I'm not that.

672
00:34:01,174 --> 00:34:02,677
I'm, uh...

673
00:34:05,613 --> 00:34:06,648
just...

674
00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:08,783
Do you wanna
grab a coffee?

675
00:34:14,087 --> 00:34:16,123
- Yes.
- I-- I can't.

676
00:34:16,223 --> 00:34:17,725
No.
Okay, how about just a walk?

677
00:34:17,825 --> 00:34:18,860
Let's just walk.

678
00:34:21,896 --> 00:34:23,932
-Yeah, okay.
-Yes?

679
00:34:24,032 --> 00:34:25,600
-Yeah. Okay.
-Yes? Fabulous.

680
00:34:26,099 --> 00:34:27,367
Let's go right now.
Come on.

681
00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:29,637
What?
Aren't you on the clock?

682
00:34:29,737 --> 00:34:31,238
No, doesn't-- well,
I am, but, doesn't matter.

683
00:34:31,338 --> 00:34:32,640
Come on, let's do this.
To the walk!

684
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,976
You...
...do you have a question?

685
00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:36,778
I was going for the high five,
you know?

686
00:34:36,878 --> 00:34:39,581
Oh! Okay.

687
00:34:39,681 --> 00:34:41,583
Um, okay.

688
00:34:42,249 --> 00:34:44,184
- Okay.
- Come on.

689
00:34:45,019 --> 00:34:46,054
Yeah.

690
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:52,192
Oh, yeah, no,
that job will suit you better.

691
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,828
My parents
are gonna hate you.

692
00:34:53,928 --> 00:34:55,830
Okay,
I'll see you at rehearsal.

693
00:34:55,930 --> 00:34:58,533
Keep practicing.
No excuses.

694
00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:02,537
I--

695
00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:06,473
Dreadful age.

696
00:35:06,574 --> 00:35:08,208
Can be.
That one's a good egg.

697
00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:09,978
I-- i-- is something wrong?

698
00:35:10,078 --> 00:35:11,478
Why?

699
00:35:11,579 --> 00:35:14,381
Y-- you just-- you've never
come here before.

700
00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:15,315
Ever.

701
00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:16,784
Today is the day...

702
00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,686
my husband left me.

703
00:35:19,687 --> 00:35:20,955
Oh. I'm sorry.

704
00:35:21,055 --> 00:35:23,323
Well, I mean--
no, no, no, not today.

705
00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:25,225
It was--
it was years ago.

706
00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:29,631
-Yes. Yeah, I--
-I've had a few Manhattans.

707
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:31,766
You've earned them.

708
00:35:34,769 --> 00:35:36,871
You wanna know
what destroyed my marriage?

709
00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:39,007
I mean,
besides the fact

710
00:35:39,107 --> 00:35:40,775
that he slept
with hundreds of women.

711
00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:43,678
I mean-- I mean-- I mean
literally hun-- hundreds.

712
00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:45,880
-Sounds exhausting.
-Uh-huh.

713
00:35:46,781 --> 00:35:47,915
Secrets.

714
00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:51,385
Secrets killed the marriage.

715
00:35:53,087 --> 00:35:54,221
Now, I know...

716
00:35:54,756 --> 00:35:56,891
that he is not a good
communicator.

717
00:35:58,126 --> 00:36:01,261
But that just means
that you have to try.

718
00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:04,032
Even-- even if it means

719
00:36:04,132 --> 00:36:06,734
opening up a box of worms.

720
00:36:07,869 --> 00:36:10,571
-Can of...
-Can of worms.

721
00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:12,840
- Oh, baby.
- Ah--

722
00:36:13,908 --> 00:36:14,976
Reflex.

723
00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,578
Um--
I'm sorry.

724
00:36:23,151 --> 00:36:24,719
- Uh--
- Bye, girls.

725
00:36:25,853 --> 00:36:27,354
Those three are dreadful.

726
00:36:27,822 --> 00:36:30,490
Maybe I'll let Simon
handle the teen years.

727
00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:34,227
So, you're, uh,
happy now, aren't you?

728
00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:36,531
Yeah.

729
00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:38,365
Cling to it.

730
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,467
Memorize it.

731
00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:45,940
They always leave.

732
00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:02,222
Shoot.

733
00:37:06,694 --> 00:37:08,663
She's having a baby,
she needs to know.

734
00:37:08,763 --> 00:37:11,966
Uh, I'm so sorry.
I totally forgot.

735
00:37:13,134 --> 00:37:14,635
She's been doing that a lot.

736
00:37:15,136 --> 00:37:16,170
Well, she's here now,

737
00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:17,839
so you can speak
to her directly.

738
00:37:17,939 --> 00:37:19,073
It's not a problem.

739
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,374
Um, I wanted to talk to you
about your period.

740
00:37:22,944 --> 00:37:24,779
Buy me dinner first.

741
00:37:24,879 --> 00:37:26,814
What was day one
of your last cycle?

742
00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:31,786
Two months ago,
three months ago...

743
00:37:31,886 --> 00:37:35,355
-I think she's talking to me.
-Well, then answer her.

744
00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:37,558
Dude, it's your mother.

745
00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:40,828
She showed up to my school,
drunk, so, you know...

746
00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:42,897
-worth responding.
-What?

747
00:37:42,997 --> 00:37:44,498
What did she say to you?

748
00:37:44,599 --> 00:37:46,000
I'll give
you guys a couple minutes?

749
00:37:47,001 --> 00:37:48,301
No, we're good.
I'm sorry.

750
00:37:48,401 --> 00:37:50,337
We-- I just need to check
my period tracker

751
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:51,739
that's on my phone

752
00:37:51,839 --> 00:37:53,708
that my husband confiscated,
so, just...

753
00:37:54,307 --> 00:37:55,877
It's okay.

754
00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:02,784
Take your time.

755
00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:05,019
Okay.

756
00:38:05,119 --> 00:38:07,255
Uh, thanks.

757
00:38:07,354 --> 00:38:08,623
So...

758
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:13,528
Looks like
your due date is actually...

759
00:38:14,595 --> 00:38:16,831
November 12th.

760
00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:20,333
That's my mother's birthday.

761
00:38:21,936 --> 00:38:23,805
Yay.

762
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:26,507
We'll do a quick examination

763
00:38:26,607 --> 00:38:28,876
and then we'll look
into finding you an OBGYN.

764
00:38:29,577 --> 00:38:31,579
- Okay.
- All right.

765
00:38:43,591 --> 00:38:44,859
That's mature.

766
00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:46,961
Why were you so rude
in there?

767
00:38:47,562 --> 00:38:48,796
Honestly,
I'd rather wait until--

768
00:38:48,896 --> 00:38:50,631
Are you going
through something?

769
00:38:50,731 --> 00:38:51,833
Am I-- wow.

770
00:38:51,933 --> 00:38:53,568
I mean, is there something
on your mind?

771
00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:55,368
Huh, I don't know,
what's on my mind,

772
00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:58,272
episiotomies, placenta,
giant effing needles

773
00:38:58,371 --> 00:38:59,707
-in my spine.
-Come on.

774
00:38:59,807 --> 00:39:01,976
Loss of bowel control,
ripping of any kind.

775
00:39:02,076 --> 00:39:03,144
I don't even like children.

776
00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:06,047
-You're a teacher.
-Exactly. So I know.

777
00:39:06,147 --> 00:39:07,447
They're manipulative

778
00:39:07,548 --> 00:39:08,549
and they're too stupid
to even hide it.

779
00:39:08,649 --> 00:39:09,884
They're us, but worse.

780
00:39:09,984 --> 00:39:11,686
Why would I wanna
go through all that--

781
00:39:11,786 --> 00:39:13,554
that pain and puffiness
just so I can bring a bald,

782
00:39:13,654 --> 00:39:15,388
mini version of myself
into the world,

783
00:39:15,488 --> 00:39:16,724
and teach it all the things
that are wrong with us,

784
00:39:16,824 --> 00:39:18,159
plus new things--
no thanks.

785
00:39:18,259 --> 00:39:19,594
-Carey.
-What?

786
00:39:19,694 --> 00:39:20,661
I have a headache,
and you're ranting.

787
00:39:20,761 --> 00:39:22,163
You always have a headache!

788
00:39:22,263 --> 00:39:23,430
And you're ranting.

789
00:39:24,065 --> 00:39:27,001
- Oh, my God.
- I don't want a baby.

790
00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:30,938
- Yes, you do.
- My body, my choice.

791
00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,440
You've been taking pre-natal
vitamins since we met.

792
00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:35,910
Because they're gummies
and they're delicious.

793
00:39:43,651 --> 00:39:45,019
Okay.

794
00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:47,487
- You told me you wanted this.
- I know.

795
00:39:47,588 --> 00:39:48,956
Okay,
so what is going on

796
00:39:49,056 --> 00:39:52,226
and why is it going on
so fucking loudly?

797
00:39:52,326 --> 00:39:53,861
Stop. Not right now.

798
00:39:56,097 --> 00:39:57,798
Are you okay?

799
00:39:57,899 --> 00:39:59,767
You're the one that's acting
like Satan's evil wife.

800
00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:01,736
Wouldn't that
make you Satan?

801
00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:16,651
Ever since
I told you about the baby,

802
00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:18,619
you've been acting weird.

803
00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:22,590
If it's gonna change
everything, then...

804
00:40:26,127 --> 00:40:28,461
Are we seriously
having this conversation?

805
00:40:29,363 --> 00:40:30,631
Maybe we aren't ready.

806
00:40:32,465 --> 00:40:34,602
We've been ready
for two years.

807
00:40:34,702 --> 00:40:36,304
I know, I-- I just--

808
00:40:36,404 --> 00:40:37,605
I don't wanna feel
like I'm doing this

809
00:40:37,705 --> 00:40:39,507
-all by myself.
-You're not.

810
00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:42,743
You're not,
you--

811
00:40:47,048 --> 00:40:48,115
You could.

812
00:40:49,216 --> 00:40:50,384
What?

813
00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:52,753
You could.
You could do it by yourself.

814
00:40:52,853 --> 00:40:54,922
-So could I.
-That's what I'm talking about.

815
00:40:55,423 --> 00:40:58,392
It is weird to say that
to your pregnant wife.

816
00:40:58,491 --> 00:41:00,261
I have never
wanted anything this much

817
00:41:00,361 --> 00:41:01,696
in my entire life.

818
00:41:02,229 --> 00:41:03,998
Then why
are you being weird?

819
00:41:04,098 --> 00:41:05,465
How? How? How?

820
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:07,101
Please,
tell me how I'm being weird.

821
00:41:07,201 --> 00:41:08,468
You're--

822
00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:12,440
You're being so nice
all the time,

823
00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:14,408
and you're not maintaining
eye contact.

824
00:41:14,508 --> 00:41:15,776
Carey, Carey.

825
00:41:16,210 --> 00:41:17,278
Please. Listen to me.

826
00:41:17,712 --> 00:41:19,814
Is it possible, possible...

827
00:41:22,383 --> 00:41:23,784
is it possible...

828
00:41:25,052 --> 00:41:26,988
that this is hormonal?

829
00:41:30,057 --> 00:41:31,759
Is it possible...

830
00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,895
that you are an ass face?

831
00:41:40,601 --> 00:41:42,003
Are you okay?

832
00:41:54,281 --> 00:41:55,549
No.

833
00:41:58,552 --> 00:42:00,654
What? Hey.

834
00:42:01,422 --> 00:42:02,656
Hey, no, no, no, no,
no, I just--

835
00:42:02,757 --> 00:42:03,924
-I just meant that--
-Oh, my God.

836
00:42:04,025 --> 00:42:06,861
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-Carey. Carey.

837
00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:08,796
Why-- wh-- wh-- wh--
what do you mean-- why?

838
00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:10,965
- Are you-- do you hate me?
- What?

839
00:42:11,065 --> 00:42:12,466
Are you cheating on me?
Fuck--

840
00:42:12,566 --> 00:42:14,001
-What?
-Are you-- are you sick?

841
00:42:14,101 --> 00:42:15,870
-Carey, what is going on?
-Why aren't you okay?

842
00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,671
- What is happening?
- I get cramps. I get cramps.

843
00:42:17,772 --> 00:42:19,073
-Why aren't you okay?
-I-- I-- I just meant that

844
00:42:19,173 --> 00:42:20,674
I could never be described
as okay, okay?

845
00:42:20,775 --> 00:42:22,443
-I'm exquisite.
-Are you joking?

846
00:42:22,543 --> 00:42:23,978
-You're joking right now?
-What?

847
00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:25,913
I-- no, I'm just trying
to lighten the mood.

848
00:42:26,013 --> 00:42:27,581
But now I can see that this was
probably not the right time.

849
00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:31,185
-Swear to me.
-What?

850
00:42:32,887 --> 00:42:34,955
-Swear to me.
-Come on.

851
00:42:35,956 --> 00:42:38,426
-Fuckballs.
-Nothing about this is funny.

852
00:42:38,527 --> 00:42:41,062
Swear to me that everything is
okay, that we're gonna be okay.

853
00:42:41,162 --> 00:42:43,731
-Oh, my God, okay, I swear.
-Make it official.

854
00:42:43,831 --> 00:42:45,733
What?

855
00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:47,334
Make it official.

856
00:42:49,370 --> 00:42:51,672
What-- it's a totally
different kind of swearing.

857
00:42:51,772 --> 00:42:54,375
-I'm being serious.
-Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

858
00:42:54,475 --> 00:42:55,743
I...

859
00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:59,213
Simon Patterson, swear...

860
00:43:00,581 --> 00:43:02,283
that everything is okay.

861
00:43:03,284 --> 00:43:05,886
Expand.

862
00:43:05,986 --> 00:43:08,022
I swear
that I do not hate you,

863
00:43:08,122 --> 00:43:11,292
I swear
that I am not cheating on you,

864
00:43:11,392 --> 00:43:12,726
and I swear that I am not...

865
00:43:13,761 --> 00:43:16,997
I'm-- I'm fine, okay?
I'm fine. We're fine.

866
00:43:17,098 --> 00:43:19,700
You're insane,
but we're fine.

867
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,135
We're fine.

868
00:43:30,211 --> 00:43:31,745
I love you.

869
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,516
But if you leave me,

870
00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:36,484
I will track you down
and I will kill you.

871
00:43:36,585 --> 00:43:38,486
And I will support you
in that decision.

872
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,855
We can make
it through anything.

873
00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:43,057
We just have to
do it together.

874
00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:44,925
I know.

875
00:43:46,894 --> 00:43:48,929
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

876
00:43:51,899 --> 00:43:53,734
That conversation just...

877
00:43:55,236 --> 00:43:56,837
...got away from me.

878
00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:21,962
See?

879
00:44:31,372 --> 00:44:34,141
<i>♪ Every time I leave ♪</i>

880
00:44:34,241 --> 00:44:38,812
<i>♪ I think</i>
<i>Of all the times before this ♪</i>

881
00:44:38,913 --> 00:44:41,749
<i>♪ Waving casually ♪</i>

882
00:44:42,950 --> 00:44:46,555
<i>♪ Doesn't matter</i>
<i>If you noticed ♪</i>

883
00:44:46,655 --> 00:44:50,224
<i>♪ May the fourth is here ♪</i>

884
00:44:50,324 --> 00:44:54,529
<i>♪ Faster than in years</i>
<i>Before this ♪</i>

885
00:44:54,629 --> 00:44:58,332
<i>♪ My mistakes are clear ♪</i>

886
00:44:58,432 --> 00:45:02,336
<i>♪ You're too far away</i>
<i>To notice ♪</i>

887
00:45:05,472 --> 00:45:06,541
Maybe not here.

888
00:45:12,279 --> 00:45:13,948
- Okay.
- Oh. All right.

889
00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:42,977
<i>♪ And I take all of you ♪</i>

890
00:45:43,077 --> 00:45:45,779
<i>♪ For granted ♪</i>

891
00:45:45,879 --> 00:45:51,252
<i>♪ Every part that I ignore ♪</i>

892
00:45:52,886 --> 00:45:56,824
<i>♪ And if you tell me ♪</i>

893
00:45:56,924 --> 00:46:00,761
<i>♪ Only you now ♪</i>

894
00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:07,268
<i>♪ I will lose myself</i>
<i>For sure ♪</i>

895
00:46:07,368 --> 00:46:12,206
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

896
00:46:12,306 --> 00:46:15,175
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

897
00:46:15,276 --> 00:46:17,144
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

898
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:27,021
<i>♪ But every time I leave ♪</i>

899
00:46:28,122 --> 00:46:31,091
<i>♪ You wait peacefully ♪</i>

900
00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:35,262
<i>♪ You wait peacefully ♪</i>

901
00:46:36,163 --> 00:46:39,233
<i>♪ You wait peacefully ♪</i>

902
00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:44,104
Can I ask you a question?

903
00:46:44,204 --> 00:46:45,272
Yeah.

904
00:46:46,106 --> 00:46:47,841
Okay,
I have to think of one.

905
00:46:47,941 --> 00:46:50,077
Um...

906
00:46:50,645 --> 00:46:52,046
well,
do you want kids?

907
00:46:54,381 --> 00:46:55,517
Yikes, that's a--

908
00:46:55,617 --> 00:46:56,718
that's a bigger question
than I--

909
00:46:56,817 --> 00:46:58,152
Okay, do you snore?

910
00:46:58,819 --> 00:47:01,523
Um, I do not snore,

911
00:47:01,623 --> 00:47:04,258
but I occasionally sleepwalk

912
00:47:04,358 --> 00:47:06,026
and I sleep-punch.

913
00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:08,329
First girl I ever dated
punched me in the face.

914
00:47:08,429 --> 00:47:09,496
Gave me a black eye.

915
00:47:09,597 --> 00:47:11,298
- In her sleep?
- No.

916
00:47:11,832 --> 00:47:13,200
Uh, then how does--

917
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:16,738
-how does that relate to, um--
-I was asleep.

918
00:47:16,837 --> 00:47:18,839
-What-- what did you do?
-Well, I woke up.

919
00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:21,676
-No, to deserve that.
-Nothing.

920
00:47:21,776 --> 00:47:23,944
She was reaching
for the alarm and missed.

921
00:47:24,044 --> 00:47:25,879
Her depth perception was off.

922
00:47:26,781 --> 00:47:28,248
- Cool story.
- Thank you.

923
00:47:31,118 --> 00:47:33,220
-You go.
-All right.

924
00:47:34,088 --> 00:47:35,389
Oh,
I got a really good one.

925
00:47:35,489 --> 00:47:36,857
Um...

926
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:39,126
what do your parents do?

927
00:47:39,226 --> 00:47:40,595
Nothing. They're dead.

928
00:47:41,796 --> 00:47:43,364
-What?
-Yeah. Yeah.

929
00:47:43,464 --> 00:47:44,599
Mine, too.

930
00:47:47,535 --> 00:47:48,969
You wanna talk about it?

931
00:47:49,738 --> 00:47:50,805
Uh...

932
00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:53,374
Yeah, I don't really either.

933
00:47:56,944 --> 00:47:58,879
What about your job?
How did all that come about?

934
00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:03,050
You mean why does an adult
have an adolescent's job?

935
00:48:03,150 --> 00:48:04,619
No.

936
00:48:05,319 --> 00:48:07,522
I did-- I didn't mean it like
that at all.

937
00:48:09,256 --> 00:48:11,158
I mean--
No.

938
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,629
Really? I think you did.

939
00:48:14,729 --> 00:48:16,397
I didn't.

940
00:48:16,497 --> 00:48:18,232
It's hard to make a living
as a musician.

941
00:48:18,332 --> 00:48:21,468
-News flash.
-Yeah, it certainly is.

942
00:48:22,871 --> 00:48:24,739
I mean,
I open for big bands sometimes,

943
00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:26,173
and I do
the odd orchestral gig,

944
00:48:26,273 --> 00:48:27,776
but there's not a lot of
money in it, so...

945
00:48:27,876 --> 00:48:29,143
You play classical guitar?

946
00:48:29,243 --> 00:48:30,978
I-- yeah,
it's not my focus, though.

947
00:48:31,646 --> 00:48:32,714
What's your focus?

948
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,683
This strange woman
I met at a bookstore.

949
00:48:40,722 --> 00:48:42,256
-Oh, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

950
00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:44,191
Oh.

951
00:48:48,262 --> 00:48:49,930
You're honest,
aren't you?

952
00:48:51,298 --> 00:48:52,600
You're a good person.

953
00:48:53,868 --> 00:48:55,302
That kinda
feels like a trap.

954
00:49:00,174 --> 00:49:01,509
I don't know if I am.

955
00:49:03,277 --> 00:49:05,212
I feel guilty
all the time, and...

956
00:49:06,548 --> 00:49:09,617
like I don't even
deserve to, um...

957
00:49:14,188 --> 00:49:15,557
I've been thinking
about you a lot.

958
00:49:16,390 --> 00:49:18,459
Not a creepy amount, but...

959
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,627
I think you're...

960
00:49:20,562 --> 00:49:21,596
I find you to be...

961
00:49:23,363 --> 00:49:26,300
You make me nervous.
Does it show?

962
00:49:27,635 --> 00:49:29,303
Hardly at all.

963
00:49:29,403 --> 00:49:31,573
I-- it's been lovely
getting to know you.

964
00:49:33,641 --> 00:49:35,008
Is what I mean to say.

965
00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:38,513
Yes, it has.

966
00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:51,759
-Ah, shit.
-I'm sorry.

967
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:53,060
-I'm-- I'm sorry.
-No, I'm sorry.

968
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,461
-I didn't mean--
-I'm sorry.

969
00:49:54,963 --> 00:49:57,231
Thought it would
feel worse not to try.

970
00:49:57,998 --> 00:49:59,767
-Turns out I was wrong.
-Uh--

971
00:50:02,604 --> 00:50:04,037
I'm sorry.

972
00:50:05,507 --> 00:50:06,641
Um...

973
00:50:08,943 --> 00:50:10,210
play something?

974
00:50:14,081 --> 00:50:15,717
I--

975
00:50:28,362 --> 00:50:29,964
<i>♪ Sittin' on the ground ♪</i>

976
00:50:30,063 --> 00:50:31,533
<i>♪ How could you seem</i>
<i>So strong? ♪</i>

977
00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:34,702
<i>♪ How could you seem</i>
<i>So wise to me? ♪</i>

978
00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:38,272
<i>♪ If you'd written back ♪</i>

979
00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:40,307
<i>♪ Would we have</i>
<i>Both jumped in ♪</i>

980
00:50:40,407 --> 00:50:43,310
<i>♪ Or would we miss</i>
<i>The mystery? ♪</i>

981
00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:48,448
<i>♪ Sittin' on the ground</i>
<i>How could we ever know ♪</i>

982
00:50:48,550 --> 00:50:51,719
<i>♪ That you would mean</i>
<i>So much to me? ♪</i>

983
00:50:53,988 --> 00:50:57,559
<i>♪ Wish I found the words</i>
<i>Wish I had summoned angels ♪</i>

984
00:50:57,659 --> 00:51:01,395
<i>♪ Found my bravest bravery ♪</i>

985
00:51:03,932 --> 00:51:05,332
Is that the end?

986
00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:12,941
<i>♪ Wet hair, face bare</i>
<i>I don't care ♪</i>

987
00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:16,778
<i>♪ Your smile was all it took ♪</i>

988
00:51:18,178 --> 00:51:22,016
<i>♪ Ghost, ignore me</i>
<i>Build a wall ♪</i>

989
00:51:22,115 --> 00:51:28,088
<i>♪ I'm taller than I look ♪</i>

990
00:51:30,925 --> 00:51:32,192
That's the end.

991
00:51:48,743 --> 00:51:50,712
Oh, my God.

992
00:51:50,812 --> 00:51:52,412
Oh, my God, oh, my God.

993
00:51:53,548 --> 00:51:55,182
Um, hi.

994
00:51:55,683 --> 00:51:56,818
Ah, uh...

995
00:51:57,351 --> 00:51:58,720
Uh, h-- how are you?

996
00:51:59,754 --> 00:52:00,888
I've been better.

997
00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:07,629
You know, actually,
I-- I-- I have to go.

998
00:52:07,729 --> 00:52:08,930
Uh, the car.

999
00:52:09,030 --> 00:52:10,665
Y-- you know,
the-- the parking meter.

1000
00:52:10,765 --> 00:52:12,165
Yeah.

1001
00:52:14,535 --> 00:52:16,771
That was weird.
Who was that?

1002
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:18,438
Um...

1003
00:52:19,607 --> 00:52:21,208
How does that happen?

1004
00:52:21,308 --> 00:52:24,277
Why do things like that
always fucking happen?

1005
00:52:25,113 --> 00:52:26,279
-Um--
-Who was that? You all right?

1006
00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:27,682
Yeah, uh...

1007
00:52:28,281 --> 00:52:30,785
-Simon's mother.
-Who's Simon?

1008
00:52:31,284 --> 00:52:33,588
I-- I just-- I just
haven't seen her in a while.

1009
00:52:33,688 --> 00:52:34,822
Um...

1010
00:52:35,757 --> 00:52:36,824
Carey, who's Simon?

1011
00:52:41,996 --> 00:52:43,296
My-- my husband.

1012
00:52:44,999 --> 00:52:46,266
Right.

1013
00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:30,377
Um, honey?

1014
00:53:31,112 --> 00:53:32,180
Yes, sugar shorts?

1015
00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:34,615
What's with the disguise?

1016
00:53:36,316 --> 00:53:38,953
Oh, my eyes are just
bugging me.

1017
00:53:39,053 --> 00:53:40,988
I pumped myself
full of drugs and...

1018
00:53:42,023 --> 00:53:43,356
blocked out
all the light.

1019
00:53:45,093 --> 00:53:46,761
You should see Dr. Rose again.

1020
00:53:47,461 --> 00:53:49,429
I'm telling you,
it's a penis.

1021
00:53:50,631 --> 00:53:51,766
Wh-- what?

1022
00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:55,335
It is not a penis.

1023
00:53:55,435 --> 00:53:56,804
I think it might be.

1024
00:53:57,237 --> 00:53:58,740
Well, then,
our child has a penis

1025
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,075
- growing out of her foot.
- His foot.

1026
00:54:01,175 --> 00:54:03,077
I'm positive it's a girl.

1027
00:54:03,177 --> 00:54:04,545
Yeah, I think so, too.

1028
00:54:05,245 --> 00:54:06,514
What?

1029
00:54:07,715 --> 00:54:09,817
Why have you spent
the last four days

1030
00:54:09,917 --> 00:54:12,053
defending an opinion
you don't actually hold?

1031
00:54:12,153 --> 00:54:15,757
I find conflict sexy.

1032
00:54:15,857 --> 00:54:18,425
I find being right sexy.

1033
00:54:18,526 --> 00:54:19,994
Oh, well then I guess

1034
00:54:20,094 --> 00:54:23,865
we're both feeling
pretty sexy.

1035
00:54:25,566 --> 00:54:27,367
Not really.
I'm too bloated.

1036
00:54:28,002 --> 00:54:29,269
I'll give you this,
though.

1037
00:54:29,804 --> 00:54:31,005
Whoa!

1038
00:54:31,105 --> 00:54:32,372
For the spank bank.

1039
00:54:32,472 --> 00:54:34,407
Oh, that's filthy.

1040
00:54:34,509 --> 00:54:35,943
That's even worse
than swearing.

1041
00:54:36,043 --> 00:54:38,880
Spank safe, bank safe,
context definitely counts.

1042
00:54:41,048 --> 00:54:42,750
So many rules.

1043
00:54:45,485 --> 00:54:46,754
Okay, well...

1044
00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:52,627
if our penis-footed
friend here is actually,

1045
00:54:52,727 --> 00:54:55,395
in fact, a girl,
what are we gonna name her?

1046
00:54:56,097 --> 00:54:57,565
'Cause I like...

1047
00:54:57,665 --> 00:54:58,833
Gretchen.

1048
00:54:59,567 --> 00:55:01,002
-Gretchen?
-Mhm.

1049
00:55:02,170 --> 00:55:03,504
Gre--

1050
00:55:03,604 --> 00:55:05,573
"Hey Gretch, go fetch."

1051
00:55:05,973 --> 00:55:07,275
Nope. Too many dog jokes.

1052
00:55:07,374 --> 00:55:08,943
No, no, it's more like, um...

1053
00:55:09,677 --> 00:55:12,013
"That Gretchen...

1054
00:55:12,113 --> 00:55:13,848
...she's so fetchen."

1055
00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:17,384
"Hey, Gretchen,
where's Hansel?"

1056
00:55:21,989 --> 00:55:23,958
That doesn't make any sense.

1057
00:55:24,525 --> 00:55:25,927
I like Rachel.

1058
00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,062
-Rachel?
-Yeah.

1059
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:29,462
Rachel, like...

1060
00:55:29,564 --> 00:55:31,766
-"Hey, Rachel."
-Yeah.

1061
00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:33,935
"Rachel, hey, come here.

1062
00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:36,003
Come here, Rachel.

1063
00:55:36,103 --> 00:55:38,739
Rachel, you smell like a..."

1064
00:55:39,307 --> 00:55:41,008
Actually,
Rachel's not the worst.

1065
00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:47,048
Thank you for forgiving me.

1066
00:55:48,415 --> 00:55:49,717
For what?

1067
00:55:51,319 --> 00:55:53,754
For turning into
a raging psychopath.

1068
00:55:54,322 --> 00:55:55,756
Oh.

1069
00:55:58,192 --> 00:55:59,927
Which time?

1070
00:56:02,096 --> 00:56:03,531
Okay.

1071
00:56:03,631 --> 00:56:05,700
What is happening?

1072
00:56:10,071 --> 00:56:11,172
Um...

1073
00:56:11,739 --> 00:56:14,308
did-- did you take ecstasy?

1074
00:56:14,407 --> 00:56:16,911
Corey giggling]

1075
00:56:18,913 --> 00:56:20,114
No.

1076
00:56:21,414 --> 00:56:23,551
But I do need
another coffee, I think.

1077
00:56:24,085 --> 00:56:25,418
Muah.

1078
00:56:26,419 --> 00:56:27,688
Do you want one?

1079
00:56:27,788 --> 00:56:29,991
- Oh, I'm pregnant.
- What?

1080
00:56:30,825 --> 00:56:32,459
Does this mean
we're having twins?

1081
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,095
- No caffeine.
- Oh, okay,

1082
00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:35,495
white wine then.

1083
00:56:36,364 --> 00:56:37,464
- Pregnant.
- Sashimi.

1084
00:56:37,965 --> 00:56:40,500
-Pregnant.
-Unpasteurized dairy products.

1085
00:56:40,601 --> 00:56:42,603
- Go away forever.
- Okay.

1086
00:56:47,975 --> 00:56:49,744
What if it's a boy?

1087
00:56:50,344 --> 00:56:51,478
Uh, we can sell him.

1088
00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:55,482
I'm talking about names.

1089
00:56:56,050 --> 00:56:57,450
Um...

1090
00:56:57,551 --> 00:56:59,654
I don't know,
Gretchen is nice.

1091
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,356
Oh, what about Seitan?

1092
00:57:02,924 --> 00:57:05,893
- Satan?
- No, Seitan, like the--

1093
00:57:07,194 --> 00:57:08,329
the meat substitute.

1094
00:57:11,431 --> 00:57:12,833
You're a maniac.

1095
00:57:12,934 --> 00:57:15,002
You're the one
that eats that shit.

1096
00:57:15,369 --> 00:57:16,604
That's five dollars.

1097
00:57:16,704 --> 00:57:18,339
- Was it worth it?
- God.

1098
00:57:18,438 --> 00:57:19,774
You're the one
that eats that "poo."

1099
00:57:20,608 --> 00:57:23,244
You are so unsupportive
of my vegetarianism.

1100
00:57:24,979 --> 00:57:26,547
I don't think
if you eat chicken

1101
00:57:26,647 --> 00:57:28,883
you get to call
yourself a vegetar-- tarian.

1102
00:57:30,051 --> 00:57:31,585
I'm a chickatarian.

1103
00:57:36,324 --> 00:57:37,625
Tough crowd.

1104
00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:43,531
Maybe I should drink wine,
maybe it'd make me funnier.

1105
00:57:50,037 --> 00:57:51,105
Simon?

1106
00:57:53,841 --> 00:57:56,944
Are you ignoring me?

1107
00:58:01,849 --> 00:58:02,917
Simon?

1108
00:58:16,931 --> 00:58:17,999
Simon?

1109
00:58:19,467 --> 00:58:20,835
What-- babe.

1110
00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:23,270
Simon?

1111
00:58:24,005 --> 00:58:25,806
Simon?

1112
00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:27,375
Babe.

1113
00:58:27,475 --> 00:58:29,176
Wake...

1114
00:58:29,276 --> 00:58:30,644
wake up.

1115
00:58:32,246 --> 00:58:33,614
No.

1116
00:58:34,515 --> 00:58:37,885
No! No!

1117
00:58:42,223 --> 00:58:44,558
No, no, no!

1118
00:59:16,323 --> 00:59:17,458
My boy.

1119
00:59:38,746 --> 00:59:40,181
It-- it's raining.

1120
00:59:41,148 --> 00:59:42,249
I can see that.

1121
00:59:43,818 --> 00:59:45,554
Like, really raining.

1122
00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:47,188
End of the world raining.

1123
00:59:48,389 --> 00:59:49,690
Guess you better come in.

1124
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:01,168
I-- I'm sorry
for just showing up.

1125
01:00:01,268 --> 01:00:02,537
I...

1126
01:00:02,636 --> 01:00:04,705
I left you
a few messages and I--

1127
01:00:04,805 --> 01:00:06,575
I wasn't sure if you got them.

1128
01:00:06,674 --> 01:00:07,975
I got them.

1129
01:00:08,476 --> 01:00:10,177
Well,
I just wanted to, um--

1130
01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:12,880
Secrets are a bit of
a deal breaker for me.

1131
01:00:14,448 --> 01:00:15,950
Lies, even more so.

1132
01:00:17,485 --> 01:00:18,953
You should've just told me.

1133
01:00:19,887 --> 01:00:21,856
It would've
changed everything.

1134
01:00:22,289 --> 01:00:23,592
Yeah, it would've.

1135
01:00:23,691 --> 01:00:25,426
And why would you
kiss me if you were...

1136
01:00:25,527 --> 01:00:28,829
why would someone do something
like that if they're married?

1137
01:00:31,866 --> 01:00:33,868
It- it's not that simple.

1138
01:00:37,972 --> 01:00:40,307
W-- we can--
we can do this another time.

1139
01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:42,710
Um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry--

1140
01:00:42,810 --> 01:00:44,845
I just really liked you,
y-- you know?

1141
01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:51,152
I'm sorry.

1142
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:53,053
I don't want your sympathy.

1143
01:00:53,154 --> 01:00:54,523
- That's not what I mean.
- Yeah,

1144
01:00:54,623 --> 01:00:56,257
I-- I don't want
sympathy, either.

1145
01:00:58,359 --> 01:00:59,660
For what?

1146
01:01:03,565 --> 01:01:06,200
I-- I'm gonna tell you this
and then I'm gonna go.

1147
01:01:09,703 --> 01:01:11,038
I'm not married.

1148
01:01:12,373 --> 01:01:13,707
I was married.

1149
01:01:16,277 --> 01:01:17,546
I feel married.

1150
01:01:20,214 --> 01:01:21,315
But I'm not.

1151
01:01:22,617 --> 01:01:24,218
He died. My husband.

1152
01:01:35,496 --> 01:01:36,797
Wow.

1153
01:01:37,765 --> 01:01:38,999
What?

1154
01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:42,102
Uh, you just
didn't say sorry.

1155
01:01:45,072 --> 01:01:47,408
Everyone always
apologizes when I--

1156
01:01:47,509 --> 01:01:48,876
when they hear, and, uh,

1157
01:01:48,976 --> 01:01:50,545
it always makes
the repressed comedian in me

1158
01:01:50,645 --> 01:01:52,112
want to say
"Why did you kill him?"

1159
01:01:55,684 --> 01:01:57,418
I always thought
it would be nice for someone

1160
01:01:57,519 --> 01:01:59,086
to just stay quiet.

1161
01:02:03,324 --> 01:02:04,491
How long has it been?

1162
01:02:08,095 --> 01:02:09,263
No time.

1163
01:02:10,130 --> 01:02:11,232
A lifetime.

1164
01:02:12,132 --> 01:02:13,267
Three years.

1165
01:02:14,001 --> 01:02:16,103
Well, it was three years
on May the fourth.

1166
01:02:17,738 --> 01:02:18,939
- May the fourth.
- Um,

1167
01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:20,374
I'm gonna head out now.

1168
01:02:21,442 --> 01:02:22,743
And, uh...

1169
01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:26,880
maybe we can talk
later about art,

1170
01:02:26,981 --> 01:02:28,282
or clowns or something.

1171
01:02:28,816 --> 01:02:30,184
Uh...

1172
01:02:30,284 --> 01:02:31,318
just not-- not this.

1173
01:02:31,418 --> 01:02:32,520
Anything...

1174
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,321
anything but this.

1175
01:02:38,693 --> 01:02:40,761
Um, I-- I'm sorry
for kissing you.

1176
01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:43,497
I liked you, too.

1177
01:02:58,912 --> 01:03:00,347
Old chocolate.

1178
01:03:00,447 --> 01:03:02,416
Ew, Simon. Gross.

1179
01:03:02,517 --> 01:03:03,884
Huh.

1180
01:03:04,586 --> 01:03:06,253
-In his pocket.
-Yeah.

1181
01:03:07,354 --> 01:03:09,957
Why don't you take a break
from this for a while?

1182
01:03:17,197 --> 01:03:19,199
I don't know
how to do this.

1183
01:03:20,034 --> 01:03:21,368
I know, dear.

1184
01:03:24,071 --> 01:03:26,373
I know
that I am not always the...

1185
01:03:27,474 --> 01:03:30,210
warmest, or the best.

1186
01:03:31,211 --> 01:03:33,548
But I am there for you
and your daughter.

1187
01:03:34,048 --> 01:03:36,116
Uh, or son.

1188
01:03:37,017 --> 01:03:38,285
Now.

1189
01:03:38,986 --> 01:03:40,120
I'm gonna smoke this.

1190
01:03:40,622 --> 01:03:43,558
I'm gonna go outside,
I'm gonna light it,

1191
01:03:43,658 --> 01:03:45,926
and I'm gonna smoke it.

1192
01:05:15,115 --> 01:05:16,483
What the fuck?

1193
01:05:23,525 --> 01:05:24,626
Bev.

1194
01:05:28,362 --> 01:05:29,531
Bev.

1195
01:05:30,063 --> 01:05:32,332
-Bev, Bev.
-You alright?

1196
01:05:33,635 --> 01:05:34,702
I found this.

1197
01:05:34,803 --> 01:05:36,303
Oh, my dear. That...

1198
01:05:36,403 --> 01:05:38,205
This is--
this was in his pocket

1199
01:05:38,305 --> 01:05:40,374
in with the candy wrappers
and the fucking-- Sorry.

1200
01:05:40,474 --> 01:05:43,343
-Did you-- did you read it?
-Only the beginning.

1201
01:05:44,077 --> 01:05:45,680
There--
those aren't good results.

1202
01:05:45,780 --> 01:05:47,481
"Berry aneurysm?"

1203
01:05:47,582 --> 01:05:49,918
I-- I don't even know
what that-- is that what it--

1204
01:05:50,017 --> 01:05:51,519
- Look, le-- let's go inside.
- No, no, no.

1205
01:05:51,619 --> 01:05:54,121
I-- I-- I--
He must've not understood this.

1206
01:05:54,221 --> 01:05:55,757
I have to call Dr. Rose.

1207
01:05:55,857 --> 01:05:57,257
It's not her fault.

1208
01:05:57,357 --> 01:05:59,193
No, Simon wouldn't have
kept this from me.

1209
01:05:59,861 --> 01:06:01,328
He-- he told me everything.

1210
01:06:01,428 --> 01:06:02,597
He-- he--

1211
01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:04,799
I mean he-- he gave me
daily updates on his--

1212
01:06:04,899 --> 01:06:07,569
on his bowel movements,
for fuck sake.

1213
01:06:07,669 --> 01:06:09,470
For God's sake.
For fuck sake!

1214
01:06:09,571 --> 01:06:11,840
-You--you're pregnant.
-I'm fine. What--

1215
01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:14,007
No, no I-- I mean
that maybe he thought

1216
01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:16,678
in your condition
you couldn't handle the news.

1217
01:06:16,778 --> 01:06:18,580
The news that he was dying?

1218
01:06:19,814 --> 01:06:21,148
Simon doesn't lie.

1219
01:06:21,649 --> 01:06:25,118
Bev, h-- he--
h-- he-- he didn't lie.

1220
01:06:25,219 --> 01:06:26,688
He told me everything.

1221
01:06:26,788 --> 01:06:28,590
He didn't tell you
about this.

1222
01:06:36,063 --> 01:06:37,397
I'm sorry.

1223
01:06:39,433 --> 01:06:40,535
I'm sorry.

1224
01:06:41,068 --> 01:06:42,537
You're gonna have to...

1225
01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:44,171
spell this out for me.

1226
01:06:44,271 --> 01:06:45,540
You're saying that...

1227
01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:48,275
he knew he was sick?

1228
01:06:52,514 --> 01:06:55,415
He-- he didn't know,
obviously, how sick.

1229
01:06:55,517 --> 01:06:59,019
He couldn't
have known how sick, right?

1230
01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:00,420
We should've told you.

1231
01:07:03,525 --> 01:07:04,759
He told you?

1232
01:07:09,062 --> 01:07:11,064
Why would--
why would he tell you?

1233
01:07:12,065 --> 01:07:13,868
Because I'm his mother.

1234
01:07:13,968 --> 01:07:16,169
Why-- why
wouldn't you tell me?

1235
01:07:16,270 --> 01:07:17,839
He asked me not to.

1236
01:07:17,939 --> 01:07:19,373
I-- I-- I'm his mother.

1237
01:07:19,473 --> 01:07:21,308
I mean, he-- he's my son.

1238
01:07:21,408 --> 01:07:23,076
I'm sorry,
I need you to leave.

1239
01:07:23,176 --> 01:07:25,445
No, Carey, we can
get through this together.

1240
01:07:25,547 --> 01:07:27,715
No, I will never
get through this.

1241
01:07:28,148 --> 01:07:30,217
I will never
get through this.

1242
01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:33,521
My husband is dead
and now you're telling me

1243
01:07:33,621 --> 01:07:35,757
that-- that
I didn't know him?

1244
01:07:36,189 --> 01:07:37,592
We're having a child

1245
01:07:37,692 --> 01:07:40,528
and he won't be here
for any of it.

1246
01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:45,198
And he...

1247
01:07:45,299 --> 01:07:47,635
...he made that
decision without me

1248
01:07:47,735 --> 01:07:49,871
and he-- he had no right.

1249
01:07:50,470 --> 01:07:52,807
No right,
and he is a liar

1250
01:07:52,907 --> 01:07:54,207
and he's a dick.

1251
01:07:54,308 --> 01:07:55,577
- Carey.
- He's a son of a dick.

1252
01:07:55,677 --> 01:07:57,679
There is some truth there,
his father was--

1253
01:07:57,779 --> 01:07:58,913
No, you.

1254
01:07:59,446 --> 01:08:01,281
You allowed this to happen.

1255
01:08:01,381 --> 01:08:03,350
We were trying
to protect you.

1256
01:08:03,785 --> 01:08:06,286
Well, you didn't do
a very good job, did you?

1257
01:08:09,122 --> 01:08:10,592
I'll come by tomorrow.

1258
01:08:11,059 --> 01:08:12,326
No, you won't.

1259
01:08:15,063 --> 01:08:16,463
Carey, please.

1260
01:08:17,297 --> 01:08:18,866
I have no one else to--

1261
01:08:22,971 --> 01:08:24,304
I'll come tomorrow.

1262
01:08:51,099 --> 01:08:52,466
<i>♪ The way to a man's heart ♪</i>

1263
01:08:52,567 --> 01:08:54,368
<i>♪ Is right through</i>
<i>His stomach ♪</i>

1264
01:08:54,468 --> 01:08:56,104
<i>♪ The way to my heart's</i>
<i>Through my chest ♪</i>

1265
01:08:56,203 --> 01:08:58,238
Clear up your fucking stuff!

1266
01:08:58,338 --> 01:09:01,308
<i>♪ You, only you know</i>
<i>The way to my heart ♪</i>

1267
01:09:01,408 --> 01:09:05,412
<i>♪ So you pull back the skin</i>
<i>And you press ♪</i>

1268
01:09:05,513 --> 01:09:09,282
<i>♪ And you hear the cracking</i>
<i>And you hear the snapping ♪</i>

1269
01:09:09,383 --> 01:09:12,820
<i>♪ And you keep on</i>
<i>Pushing until ♪</i>

1270
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:16,223
<i>♪ You found what you wanted</i>
<i>Your hand's on the prize ♪</i>

1271
01:09:16,323 --> 01:09:19,127
<i>♪ And my warm, beating</i>
<i>Heart starts to chill ♪</i>

1272
01:09:20,193 --> 01:09:23,965
<i>♪ And we are angry ♪</i>

1273
01:09:24,065 --> 01:09:27,434
<i>♪ We are fighting ♪</i>

1274
01:09:27,535 --> 01:09:32,339
<i>♪ We are loving hard ♪</i>

1275
01:09:35,043 --> 01:09:39,013
<i>♪ But you stay with me ♪</i>

1276
01:09:39,113 --> 01:09:42,449
<i>♪ When I'm angry ♪</i>

1277
01:09:42,550 --> 01:09:47,354
<i>♪ So keep it, keep my heart ♪</i>

1278
01:09:50,158 --> 01:09:53,493
<i>♪ The way to a man's heart ♪</i>
<i>Is right through his stomach ♪</i>

1279
01:09:53,594 --> 01:09:57,565
<i>♪ The way to your heart's</i>
<i>Through your mind ♪</i>

1280
01:09:57,665 --> 01:10:01,301
<i>♪ It's sharper than mine is</i>
<i>It's crueler than mine is ♪</i>

1281
01:10:01,401 --> 01:10:04,839
<i>♪ It's default is witty</i>
<i>Not kind ♪</i>

1282
01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:08,643
<i>♪ We fight and we fall</i>
<i>We get drunk, we get small ♪</i>

1283
01:10:08,743 --> 01:10:11,713
<i>♪ And it's not even noon</i>
<i>When we're done ♪</i>

1284
01:10:11,813 --> 01:10:15,783
<i>♪ I cannot make the hit</i>
<i>'Cause you've already quit ♪</i>

1285
01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:18,720
<i>♪ But you cannot</i>
<i>Contest that I've won ♪</i>

1286
01:10:20,088 --> 01:10:23,457
<i>♪ And I am holding ♪</i>

1287
01:10:23,558 --> 01:10:27,327
<i>♪ Of your</i> <i>♪</i>

1288
01:10:27,427 --> 01:10:31,766
<i>♪ But I never knew ♪</i>

1289
01:10:35,036 --> 01:10:38,973
<i>♪ That it was with me ♪</i>

1290
01:10:39,073 --> 01:10:42,375
<i>♪ All this time, I ♪</i>

1291
01:10:42,476 --> 01:10:46,981
<i>♪ Kept it safe for you ♪</i>

1292
01:10:49,217 --> 01:10:52,587
<i>♪ We fight and we fall ♪</i>

1293
01:10:52,687 --> 01:10:56,423
<i>♪ We get drunk</i>
<i>We get small ♪</i>

1294
01:10:56,524 --> 01:10:59,894
<i>♪ It's not even known ♪</i>

1295
01:11:01,229 --> 01:11:02,964
<i>♪ When we're done ♪</i>

1296
01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:07,602
<i>♪ I cannot make the hit ♪</i>

1297
01:11:07,702 --> 01:11:11,304
<i>♪'Cause you've already quit ♪</i>

1298
01:11:11,404 --> 01:11:14,575
<i>♪ But you cannot contest ♪</i>

1299
01:11:15,943 --> 01:11:18,146
<i>♪ I have won ♪</i>

1300
01:11:21,149 --> 01:11:22,784
It bit me.

1301
01:11:23,151 --> 01:11:24,852
Oh, no.
What bit you, honey?

1302
01:11:26,053 --> 01:11:27,320
The flower.

1303
01:11:28,189 --> 01:11:29,590
The flower bit you?

1304
01:11:31,225 --> 01:11:32,560
Oh, no.

1305
01:11:32,994 --> 01:11:34,361
Should we go get a band-aid?

1306
01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:36,831
Yeah, we should
probably go get a band-aid.

1307
01:11:36,931 --> 01:11:39,200
Okay, do we want...

1308
01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:42,502
do you want a superhero
or a mermaid?

1309
01:11:42,603 --> 01:11:45,305
- Supermaid.
- A supermaid?

1310
01:11:46,641 --> 01:11:49,877
Yeah, we could definitely use
one of those around here.

1311
01:11:52,412 --> 01:11:53,881
Is that
the supermaid at the door?

1312
01:11:53,981 --> 01:11:55,049
What?

1313
01:11:55,482 --> 01:11:57,285
Okay, you choose, honey.
I'll be right back.

1314
01:11:57,885 --> 01:12:00,521
Alright? And then
we're gonna go take a nap.

1315
01:12:04,357 --> 01:12:06,093
Uh-oh.

1316
01:12:07,595 --> 01:12:09,396
The stalkee
has become the stalker.

1317
01:12:10,097 --> 01:12:11,799
I hope
this isn't too bold.

1318
01:12:12,499 --> 01:12:14,302
Bo-- bold is good.
I-- I like bold.

1319
01:12:14,401 --> 01:12:15,970
Uh, it's just...

1320
01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:19,507
a-- actually,
c-- come on in, yeah.

1321
01:12:20,942 --> 01:12:22,677
- Sorry.
- Uh-huh.

1322
01:12:29,116 --> 01:12:31,786
Your house is... not small.

1323
01:12:32,452 --> 01:12:34,789
-Dead parents.
-Right, right.

1324
01:12:34,889 --> 01:12:36,456
I inherited the house,
the debt,

1325
01:12:36,557 --> 01:12:40,695
and a questionable
oil can collection.

1326
01:12:41,529 --> 01:12:43,698
All I got
were night terrors.

1327
01:12:50,671 --> 01:12:52,472
I want to thank you
for your message.

1328
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,375
I didn't offend you
with the whole...

1329
01:12:55,475 --> 01:12:56,744
"let's be friends" thing?

1330
01:12:56,844 --> 01:12:58,478
That wasn't
my favorite part.

1331
01:12:58,913 --> 01:13:00,748
Yeah, um...

1332
01:13:05,052 --> 01:13:06,721
Do you have a train fetish?

1333
01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:11,659
Oh, no, uh, they,

1334
01:13:11,759 --> 01:13:14,295
uh, actually belong
to my, uh--

1335
01:13:14,394 --> 01:13:15,596
- Son?
- Daughter.

1336
01:13:15,696 --> 01:13:16,998
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1337
01:13:17,098 --> 01:13:18,165
Wow.

1338
01:13:18,966 --> 01:13:20,467
I don't think
you mentioned that.

1339
01:13:20,835 --> 01:13:22,737
I didn't want to lay
all of it on you at once.

1340
01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:24,639
You didn't lay
any of it on me.

1341
01:13:25,006 --> 01:13:26,841
I'm working
at being more open.

1342
01:13:26,941 --> 01:13:28,042
Mhm.

1343
01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:30,311
- Um--
- Mama!

1344
01:13:30,410 --> 01:13:31,612
- Oh.
- Whoops.

1345
01:13:31,712 --> 01:13:33,281
I'll be right there, honey.

1346
01:13:33,381 --> 01:13:35,716
-I'm gonna go.
-No, please. Don't.

1347
01:13:35,816 --> 01:13:38,519
Because she's just about
to go down for a nap.

1348
01:13:41,022 --> 01:13:42,123
Come on.

1349
01:13:46,761 --> 01:13:49,363
Peanut, Peanut, honey,
come meet mama's friend.

1350
01:13:49,462 --> 01:13:51,565
-Are you sure?
-Hi.

1351
01:13:52,366 --> 01:13:54,535
-This is Owen.
-Hey.

1352
01:13:55,836 --> 01:13:58,239
- That looks serious.
- Yeah.

1353
01:13:58,739 --> 01:14:00,675
A flower bit her finger.

1354
01:14:01,876 --> 01:14:03,110
Uh, okay.

1355
01:14:04,078 --> 01:14:05,579
Oh.

1356
01:14:06,414 --> 01:14:08,516
I'm the pirate
and you're the bunny.

1357
01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:13,354
You need help with that?
There you go.

1358
01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:15,389
Good girl. Whoa.

1359
01:14:15,488 --> 01:14:17,358
You look like a real pirate.

1360
01:14:17,457 --> 01:14:19,427
Are we gonna fight?

1361
01:14:20,394 --> 01:14:21,963
Are you gonna
have a picnic?

1362
01:14:22,063 --> 01:14:23,798
Oh, really?
I mean, my last picnic

1363
01:14:23,898 --> 01:14:26,200
was a bit of a bust, but
maybe I'll make an exception.

1364
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:27,902
What do we got in there?

1365
01:14:28,736 --> 01:14:31,639
It's milk.
We're having tea.

1366
01:14:32,073 --> 01:14:33,607
- Oh.
- Oh.

1367
01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:35,810
On our picnic, was that your
mother-in-law we ran into?

1368
01:14:36,310 --> 01:14:37,445
- Bev, yeah.
- Yeah.

1369
01:14:37,545 --> 01:14:38,946
Yeah.

1370
01:14:39,347 --> 01:14:40,781
Is she okay?

1371
01:14:41,849 --> 01:14:44,852
Um, I don't... I don't know.

1372
01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:47,888
I, uh, that was the first time
I've seen her in a while.

1373
01:14:49,290 --> 01:14:50,458
Does she live out of town?

1374
01:14:50,558 --> 01:14:51,959
-Or--
-Um...

1375
01:14:52,693 --> 01:14:56,097
Hey, hun,
do you want to go upstairs

1376
01:14:56,197 --> 01:14:57,999
and go get your art stuff?

1377
01:14:58,099 --> 01:15:00,001
Yeah? Yeah.

1378
01:15:07,141 --> 01:15:09,176
I'm sorry,
I-- I didn't mean to...

1379
01:15:09,677 --> 01:15:11,078
-Oh.
-Um...

1380
01:15:11,178 --> 01:15:12,680
It's fine. I, um...

1381
01:15:13,981 --> 01:15:15,983
Uh, I'm happy
to talk about it.

1382
01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:18,853
-Happy to talk about anything.
-Except that you...

1383
01:15:21,655 --> 01:15:24,058
I haven't seen her
since before the funeral.

1384
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,128
She didn't go
to the funeral?

1385
01:15:29,096 --> 01:15:30,231
I didn't go.

1386
01:15:31,032 --> 01:15:34,101
Um, s-- so,
how-- how did you, uh...

1387
01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:35,669
how did you say goodbye?

1388
01:15:37,238 --> 01:15:38,305
To her? Or...

1389
01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:41,575
No, to him.

1390
01:15:44,945 --> 01:15:46,113
Um...

1391
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:53,487
Listen to me.

1392
01:15:53,587 --> 01:15:55,022
I like you.

1393
01:15:57,258 --> 01:15:58,692
I-- I can't. I...

1394
01:15:59,727 --> 01:16:01,128
I wanna be your friend.

1395
01:16:02,263 --> 01:16:03,964
You kept some pretty
important stuff from me,

1396
01:16:04,065 --> 01:16:05,599
and I still don't
totally understand that,

1397
01:16:05,699 --> 01:16:07,068
but I'm not going anywhere.

1398
01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:10,071
If you ever need somebody
to give you advice,

1399
01:16:10,171 --> 01:16:12,640
or just someone to talk to,
I'm your man, okay?

1400
01:16:13,741 --> 01:16:15,409
I mean your person.

1401
01:16:15,910 --> 01:16:17,678
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

1402
01:16:19,046 --> 01:16:21,749
My first piece of advice,
for instance, would be to...

1403
01:16:21,849 --> 01:16:23,350
get in touch with
your mother-in-law.

1404
01:16:24,285 --> 01:16:26,555
Whoa, don't hold back. Yeah.

1405
01:16:27,354 --> 01:16:29,757
Living with guilt
all the time is no way to live.

1406
01:16:32,293 --> 01:16:33,694
She's...

1407
01:16:34,728 --> 01:16:36,263
she's a bad influence.

1408
01:16:36,363 --> 01:16:39,233
I know. She's unpredictable,
and she smokes, and...

1409
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,501
I smoke weed now and then.

1410
01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:42,703
That's fine, I would too,

1411
01:16:42,803 --> 01:16:44,939
but it makes my eyelids
puff up, so, I can't.

1412
01:16:45,574 --> 01:16:47,007
I think
you should phone her.

1413
01:16:48,776 --> 01:16:50,177
She lied to me.

1414
01:16:50,277 --> 01:16:51,612
People lie.

1415
01:17:00,221 --> 01:17:02,723
Hey, I was wondering.
Do you want to play with me?

1416
01:17:07,194 --> 01:17:08,395
Music, I mean.

1417
01:17:08,496 --> 01:17:09,964
Do you want
to play music with me?

1418
01:17:10,965 --> 01:17:13,234
-I-- I would love to.
-Cool.

1419
01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:15,836
I think I'm gonna have a lot
more free time on my hands.

1420
01:17:17,071 --> 01:17:19,940
- Did you...
- I quit my job, yeah.

1421
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,510
-That's amazing.
-Thank you.

1422
01:17:21,610 --> 01:17:22,943
I felt I wasn't gonna get
anywhere with it

1423
01:17:23,043 --> 01:17:24,912
unless I fully
committed to it.

1424
01:17:26,615 --> 01:17:28,149
-Right.
-Yeah, you know?

1425
01:17:30,184 --> 01:17:31,385
It.

1426
01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:37,758
Um...

1427
01:17:39,326 --> 01:17:40,694
so...

1428
01:17:41,596 --> 01:17:43,998
friends, right?

1429
01:17:44,765 --> 01:17:46,333
Yeah, yeah, sure.

1430
01:17:46,433 --> 01:17:47,868
Friends. Okay.

1431
01:18:07,788 --> 01:18:10,191
Mama!
I couldn't find them.

1432
01:18:10,291 --> 01:18:11,560
Um... Oh, my God.

1433
01:18:11,660 --> 01:18:13,194
We-- we can, um...

1434
01:18:13,294 --> 01:18:15,530
We can continue
this conversation--

1435
01:18:15,630 --> 01:18:17,298
Yeah, at some other time.

1436
01:18:17,398 --> 01:18:20,167
-Like, in a week? Or...
-I-- I'll call you.

1437
01:18:20,635 --> 01:18:21,969
Yeah, I'll call you too.

1438
01:18:22,069 --> 01:18:24,138
Seems excessive, but, um...

1439
01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:39,753
Okay.

1440
01:18:40,354 --> 01:18:41,488
We're gonna be serious.

1441
01:18:48,362 --> 01:18:50,297
-Cats.
-Why?

1442
01:18:51,198 --> 01:18:54,268
Because you can leave
them at home at night

1443
01:18:54,368 --> 01:18:55,736
and they don't mind.

1444
01:18:55,836 --> 01:18:57,238
How do you know?

1445
01:18:59,907 --> 01:19:01,175
Fair point.

1446
01:19:01,976 --> 01:19:04,345
- I'm getting a cat.
- Really, what kind?

1447
01:19:04,445 --> 01:19:05,813
Lynx.

1448
01:19:06,615 --> 01:19:08,115
Wow. A lynx.

1449
01:19:08,215 --> 01:19:10,084
Well, that is a bold choice.
I'm impressed.

1450
01:19:10,184 --> 01:19:12,687
Her daycare
did a project on Alaska.

1451
01:19:12,786 --> 01:19:15,356
- Oh.
- Do you play guitar?

1452
01:19:15,456 --> 01:19:17,024
I do.

1453
01:19:22,363 --> 01:19:24,031
Wow. Not a music fan?

1454
01:19:24,699 --> 01:19:25,899
- Short attention span.
- Hm.

1455
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,368
I don't know
where she gets it.

1456
01:19:29,403 --> 01:19:31,472
Hm.

1457
01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:35,342
Oh, honey, remember I told
you to be careful with that?

1458
01:19:36,578 --> 01:19:38,345
- Is that your mom's guitar?
- Yeah.

1459
01:19:38,445 --> 01:19:39,780
Okay.

1460
01:19:40,948 --> 01:19:42,082
It's very pretty.

1461
01:19:42,182 --> 01:19:43,585
Oh, yeah, oops.

1462
01:19:43,685 --> 01:19:44,952
You told her to be careful,

1463
01:19:45,052 --> 01:19:46,721
then I'm the one
who hit it on the table.

1464
01:19:47,288 --> 01:19:48,889
Do you want me
to play something?

1465
01:19:49,423 --> 01:19:50,824
Okay. Um...

1466
01:19:51,392 --> 01:19:53,827
this is something
I think your mom

1467
01:19:53,927 --> 01:19:55,863
should help me
write lyrics for.

1468
01:20:00,868 --> 01:20:02,604
What are you lookin' at?

1469
01:20:02,704 --> 01:20:04,271
I don't believe
in collaboration.

1470
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:06,574
And yet it exists.

1471
01:20:09,076 --> 01:20:13,047
<i>♪ I think you do</i>
<i>You just don't want to ♪</i>

1472
01:20:14,948 --> 01:20:19,086
<i>♪ You can write</i>
<i>Better than me ♪</i>

1473
01:20:19,186 --> 01:20:20,755
<i>♪ So try to help me</i>
<i>Write this song... ♪</i>

1474
01:20:22,122 --> 01:20:23,558
Maybe he does need
some help, right?

1475
01:20:23,658 --> 01:20:25,159
Maybe he needs some help.

1476
01:20:25,259 --> 01:20:26,960
<i>♪'Cause I need</i>
<i>Some help please ♪</i>

1477
01:20:29,096 --> 01:20:30,632
Or I could just roll
with those lyrics.

1478
01:20:30,732 --> 01:20:31,932
You know what,

1479
01:20:32,032 --> 01:20:33,200
I don't need
your help anymore.

1480
01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:34,368
I got it.

1481
01:20:39,006 --> 01:20:41,375
Thanks for meeting me.
For showing up.

1482
01:20:42,276 --> 01:20:44,345
All you ever
had to do was ask.

1483
01:20:46,980 --> 01:20:49,049
This arrived at my home.

1484
01:20:49,751 --> 01:20:51,085
Yes.

1485
01:20:51,786 --> 01:20:53,187
I don't understand it.

1486
01:20:53,655 --> 01:20:56,223
It's a birthday invitation.

1487
01:20:58,058 --> 01:21:00,729
You're throwing him
a birthday party?

1488
01:21:01,596 --> 01:21:05,899
A birthday party slash
concert slash wake.

1489
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,302
A little late for that,
isn't it?

1490
01:21:10,404 --> 01:21:11,606
Yes, it is.

1491
01:21:13,173 --> 01:21:14,875
Why send one to me?

1492
01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:18,580
Because Simon would've
wanted you to be there.

1493
01:21:19,046 --> 01:21:20,447
Oh, I see.

1494
01:21:20,548 --> 01:21:24,385
And when did, uh, Simon's
wishes become important?

1495
01:21:27,121 --> 01:21:28,790
- Bev.
- Simon would've

1496
01:21:28,889 --> 01:21:31,659
wanted me
to know my granddaughter.

1497
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:32,960
I made a mistake.

1498
01:21:33,060 --> 01:21:35,329
A mistake?

1499
01:21:35,429 --> 01:21:39,701
No, buying twin sheets for
a queen-sized bed is a mistake.

1500
01:21:39,801 --> 01:21:42,302
Skipping
your husband's funeral,

1501
01:21:42,403 --> 01:21:45,640
abandoning
his one living relative,

1502
01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:49,309
not allowing his mother
to know her own grandchild

1503
01:21:49,410 --> 01:21:52,045
when that is all
she has left in this world,

1504
01:21:52,146 --> 01:21:54,682
that is not a mistake.

1505
01:21:54,783 --> 01:21:56,483
That is an abomination.

1506
01:21:56,584 --> 01:21:58,018
Allowing you to know her?

1507
01:21:58,118 --> 01:21:59,286
You know where we live.
You could've just--

1508
01:21:59,386 --> 01:22:00,522
Hey, Carey.
Free sample?

1509
01:22:00,622 --> 01:22:01,955
Um...

1510
01:22:02,055 --> 01:22:04,158
no, I'm--
I'm sorry-- no thanks.

1511
01:22:04,826 --> 01:22:06,460
Cyrus, this is my, uh...

1512
01:22:08,328 --> 01:22:09,597
my...

1513
01:22:11,900 --> 01:22:13,066
Oh, no.

1514
01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:15,002
I'm not gonna do this.

1515
01:22:16,905 --> 01:22:18,673
You-- you knew
where to find us.

1516
01:22:19,173 --> 01:22:20,974
- Why didn't you just--
- Don't you dare...

1517
01:22:21,509 --> 01:22:22,976
put this on me.

1518
01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:31,351
I'm sorry, I...

1519
01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:35,055
I-- I-- I was in shock,
Bev, I...

1520
01:22:37,024 --> 01:22:38,560
My son made a decision.

1521
01:22:39,426 --> 01:22:40,562
I respected it.

1522
01:22:40,662 --> 01:22:42,229
I understand that.

1523
01:22:42,329 --> 01:22:43,832
Now that I'm a mother
I understand a lot of things--

1524
01:22:43,932 --> 01:22:45,299
He was wrong.

1525
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,201
We were wrong.

1526
01:22:50,204 --> 01:22:52,306
I wracked my brain
trying to figure this out.

1527
01:22:54,876 --> 01:22:56,977
I guess
he was thinking that...

1528
01:22:57,077 --> 01:23:00,180
well, he didn't wanna
ruin everything.

1529
01:23:00,782 --> 01:23:02,015
He wanted...

1530
01:23:02,115 --> 01:23:04,084
life with you
to stay the same.

1531
01:23:04,853 --> 01:23:06,019
We--

1532
01:23:06,119 --> 01:23:11,325
What you had
was rare and miraculous.

1533
01:23:12,359 --> 01:23:14,629
Maybe he was afraid
to tarnish it.

1534
01:23:28,977 --> 01:23:30,310
Here's your coffee.

1535
01:23:34,147 --> 01:23:36,250
What I did to you
was unforgiveable.

1536
01:23:37,217 --> 01:23:38,753
I think I just...

1537
01:23:40,855 --> 01:23:42,289
I...

1538
01:23:42,991 --> 01:23:44,792
I needed someone to...

1539
01:23:44,893 --> 01:23:46,293
To blame.

1540
01:23:48,596 --> 01:23:50,163
Yeah. Yeah.

1541
01:23:50,798 --> 01:23:52,165
So did I.

1542
01:23:56,938 --> 01:23:59,072
I would like to meet
my granddaughter.

1543
01:24:00,508 --> 01:24:03,210
You will. You can.
She knows all about you.

1544
01:24:03,945 --> 01:24:05,212
Oh, dear.

1545
01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:07,682
She knows
that you're Daddy's mom

1546
01:24:07,782 --> 01:24:11,019
and that you make
a world-famous pecan pie.

1547
01:24:11,118 --> 01:24:13,453
Uh, nah, I buy those.

1548
01:24:13,555 --> 01:24:15,590
Bu-- but I can
always heat it up.

1549
01:24:19,794 --> 01:24:21,161
You look well.

1550
01:24:22,730 --> 01:24:23,831
Thank you.

1551
01:24:29,971 --> 01:24:31,606
Is that your boyfriend?

1552
01:24:31,706 --> 01:24:35,208
No, he's-- he's not my...
he's not my boyfriend.

1553
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:42,249
I-- I don't think
I can go to this.

1554
01:24:44,552 --> 01:24:45,720
Okay.

1555
01:24:46,754 --> 01:24:48,856
I have, um, tennis.

1556
01:24:48,957 --> 01:24:50,357
I'm taking lessons.

1557
01:24:51,559 --> 01:24:52,827
At-- at night?

1558
01:24:53,595 --> 01:24:54,662
All the time.

1559
01:24:56,330 --> 01:25:00,635
Uh...
he's very persistent.

1560
01:25:05,006 --> 01:25:06,340
Um...

1561
01:25:07,407 --> 01:25:09,443
Oh, well, just-- one second.

1562
01:25:12,547 --> 01:25:13,848
Be right back.

1563
01:25:15,349 --> 01:25:18,786
Hey, uh, can I call
you back in a-- in a...

1564
01:25:22,991 --> 01:25:24,291
...a second?

1565
01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:34,334
She-- so she's doing well?

1566
01:25:35,235 --> 01:25:36,904
Oh, that-- okay.

1567
01:25:37,005 --> 01:25:38,906
Tha-- thanks so much, Bill.
Yeah.

1568
01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:41,876
Alright I-- I'll come by
and I'll pick her up tomorrow.

1569
01:25:42,677 --> 01:25:46,146
Okay. Alright, bye.

1570
01:25:47,147 --> 01:25:48,181
-She's good.
-Yeah?

1571
01:25:48,281 --> 01:25:49,517
-All good?
-Yeah.

1572
01:25:49,617 --> 01:25:50,652
-Good.
-Yeah.

1573
01:25:53,087 --> 01:25:54,354
Yeah.

1574
01:25:56,223 --> 01:25:57,558
Hi.

1575
01:26:09,037 --> 01:26:11,839
Whoa. Hey. Uh, um...

1576
01:26:14,142 --> 01:26:15,710
I'll show you upstairs.

1577
01:26:15,810 --> 01:26:16,878
Yeah.

1578
01:26:17,444 --> 01:26:19,814
So, this is Peanut's room.

1579
01:26:19,914 --> 01:26:21,149
It's, uh...

1580
01:26:21,248 --> 01:26:23,117
it used to be
a makeshift office

1581
01:26:23,216 --> 01:26:25,053
and I would--
yeah, um, but then-

1582
01:26:25,153 --> 01:26:27,989
and then I turned it
into the baby room.

1583
01:26:28,089 --> 01:26:30,290
The-- the room--
room for the baby.

1584
01:26:30,390 --> 01:26:31,893
This is the bathroom,
obviously.

1585
01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:35,495
Uh, so there's a--
a shower in there and, um...

1586
01:26:36,463 --> 01:26:38,498
a sink and a-- a toilet.

1587
01:26:39,100 --> 01:26:40,601
This is the bedroom.

1588
01:26:47,474 --> 01:26:50,210
Um... it's been a while.

1589
01:26:52,379 --> 01:26:54,615
We 100 percent
don't have to do this.

1590
01:26:55,683 --> 01:26:56,884
But I want to.

1591
01:26:56,984 --> 01:26:58,251
-I want to.
-Yeah.

1592
01:26:58,351 --> 01:26:59,887
-Okay.
-Yes. I want to.

1593
01:27:17,404 --> 01:27:18,840
I have an idea.

1594
01:27:19,473 --> 01:27:20,908
- Whoa!
- Oh, I'm sorry.

1595
01:27:21,008 --> 01:27:22,375
I'm so sorry.

1596
01:27:22,476 --> 01:27:23,878
That was a terrible idea.

1597
01:27:23,978 --> 01:27:26,080
- I just- I thought...
- We should, uh,

1598
01:27:26,180 --> 01:27:27,615
we should think less.

1599
01:27:31,652 --> 01:27:33,121
Fancy.

1600
01:27:33,221 --> 01:27:36,389
<i>♪ Slowly</i>
<i>I will slowly try to ♪</i>

1601
01:27:36,490 --> 01:27:39,459
<i>♪ Slowly dip my toe ♪</i>

1602
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:43,798
<i>♪ Into the tune of two</i>
<i>Instead of ♪</i>

1603
01:27:43,898 --> 01:27:45,900
<i>♪ Only me alone ♪</i>

1604
01:27:47,235 --> 01:27:50,605
<i>♪ Over, under</i>
<i>Inside, outside ♪</i>

1605
01:27:50,705 --> 01:27:53,541
<i>♪ Dust begins to blow ♪</i>

1606
01:27:53,641 --> 01:27:58,411
<i>♪ Revealing something</i>
<i>You're not meant to know ♪</i>

1607
01:27:59,647 --> 01:28:04,085
<i>♪ Always he is in ♪</i>

1608
01:28:04,185 --> 01:28:07,021
<i>♪ My thoughts ♪</i>

1609
01:28:07,121 --> 01:28:10,625
<i>♪ Close my eyes and there ♪</i>

1610
01:28:11,192 --> 01:28:13,928
<i>♪ He walks ♪</i>

1611
01:28:14,028 --> 01:28:16,429
<i>♪ Slowly disappears ♪</i>

1612
01:28:17,397 --> 01:28:20,701
<i>♪ Oh so slow, my dear ♪</i>

1613
01:28:20,802 --> 01:28:23,704
<i>♪ Still I hold your hand ♪</i>

1614
01:28:24,639 --> 01:28:27,307
<i>♪ You are there and here ♪</i>

1615
01:28:29,644 --> 01:28:33,281
<i>♪ Daily I would</i>
<i>Daily cry and ♪</i>

1616
01:28:33,380 --> 01:28:35,983
<i>♪ Daily fear the day ♪</i>

1617
01:28:36,083 --> 01:28:40,221
<i>♪ When I would</i>
<i>Skip a day and they ♪</i>

1618
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:43,090
<i>♪ Would think I was okay ♪</i>

1619
01:28:44,292 --> 01:28:47,228
<i>♪ Never love, no, never will ♪</i>

1620
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:50,665
<i>♪ The joy</i>
<i>Would shroud the pain ♪</i>

1621
01:28:50,765 --> 01:28:53,301
<i>♪ The pain is you and ♪</i>

1622
01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:55,703
<i>♪ You must always stay ♪</i>

1623
01:28:56,771 --> 01:29:00,407
<i>♪ Always you are in ♪</i>

1624
01:29:01,374 --> 01:29:04,045
<i>♪ My thoughts ♪</i>

1625
01:29:04,145 --> 01:29:08,282
<i>♪ Close my eyes and there ♪</i>

1626
01:29:08,381 --> 01:29:10,350
<i>♪ You walk ♪</i>

1627
01:29:11,152 --> 01:29:13,621
<i>♪ Slowly I will try ♪</i>

1628
01:29:14,589 --> 01:29:17,959
<i>♪ Slowly I'll get by ♪</i>

1629
01:29:18,059 --> 01:29:24,065
<i>♪ Her hand now in mine I see</i>
<i>How quickly life can fly ♪</i>

1630
01:30:09,442 --> 01:30:10,945
Pink heart?

1631
01:30:11,444 --> 01:30:12,847
And what else did you draw?

1632
01:30:14,615 --> 01:30:17,051
-Who's that there?
-It's Dad.

1633
01:30:17,151 --> 01:30:19,854
Oh, yeah? Is that Dad?

1634
01:30:20,655 --> 01:30:22,223
That's Daddy. Who's that?

1635
01:30:22,323 --> 01:30:24,759
-That's you.
-That's me.

1636
01:30:24,859 --> 01:30:25,993
Where are you?

1637
01:30:44,512 --> 01:30:46,113
Honey, I just got an idea.

1638
01:30:46,781 --> 01:30:49,083
I'm gonna go get--
get a glue gun

1639
01:30:49,183 --> 01:30:51,585
and we're gonna put
sparkles on the letters.

1640
01:30:51,686 --> 01:30:53,020
Does that sound good?

1641
01:30:53,120 --> 01:30:54,822
Yeah? Okay.

1642
01:32:15,269 --> 01:32:18,672
Simon and I once agreed
that his 30th birthday

1643
01:32:18,773 --> 01:32:22,543
was the worst day
of our entire relationship.

1644
01:32:22,643 --> 01:32:23,844
Um...

1645
01:32:23,944 --> 01:32:25,746
I forgot that
it was his birthday,

1646
01:32:25,846 --> 01:32:28,916
and in an unforgiveable
reversal of roles,

1647
01:32:29,016 --> 01:32:31,085
he brought me
breakfast in bed.

1648
01:32:31,585 --> 01:32:33,187
Huevos Rancheros,
muy caliente,

1649
01:32:33,287 --> 01:32:34,822
just the way I like it.

1650
01:32:34,922 --> 01:32:37,691
Um... which I
proceeded to spill

1651
01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:40,194
onto our white,
designer duvet.

1652
01:32:41,595 --> 01:32:43,532
I-- I yelled at him...

1653
01:32:43,631 --> 01:32:45,900
for handing me my plate
before I was ready.

1654
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:48,903
And he locked himself
in the study

1655
01:32:49,003 --> 01:32:51,439
and wrote a short story
about a Mexican witch.

1656
01:32:54,108 --> 01:32:55,376
Um...

1657
01:32:55,476 --> 01:32:56,911
when I realized
that I had forgotten

1658
01:32:57,011 --> 01:32:58,913
my husband's 30th birthday,

1659
01:32:59,013 --> 01:33:01,516
I decided to whip up
a surprise chocolate cake.

1660
01:33:02,283 --> 01:33:05,886
Unfortunately, I somehow mixed
my earring into the batter,

1661
01:33:05,986 --> 01:33:08,422
so Simon spent
the remainder of his birthday

1662
01:33:08,523 --> 01:33:10,291
having emergency
dental surgery.

1663
01:33:22,303 --> 01:33:23,404
Oh, yeah?

1664
01:33:34,815 --> 01:33:37,218
- I'm so sorry.
- What do you mean?

1665
01:33:40,921 --> 01:33:42,524
-I can't.
-Okay.

1666
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:46,994
I can't.

1667
01:33:54,034 --> 01:33:57,771
Simon brought this up
many times over many years.

1668
01:33:57,872 --> 01:34:02,977
But for some reason
I never actually apologized.

1669
01:34:03,077 --> 01:34:07,481
Oh, no, I can't. I can't.

1670
01:34:11,218 --> 01:34:12,753
Um...

1671
01:34:14,255 --> 01:34:16,490
I was never
very good at apologies.

1672
01:34:28,736 --> 01:34:31,238
I swore off men
after the cancer.

1673
01:34:31,338 --> 01:34:32,907
Oh, my God.

1674
01:34:33,007 --> 01:34:34,708
- I didn't know you--
- Oh, no, not the disease.

1675
01:34:34,808 --> 01:34:36,545
That's what I call
my ex-husband.

1676
01:34:38,012 --> 01:34:39,847
So, you see,
I am hardly the person

1677
01:34:39,947 --> 01:34:42,584
to ask for romantic advice.

1678
01:34:42,683 --> 01:34:45,119
Oh, I'm not--
I'm not looking for...

1679
01:34:46,521 --> 01:34:49,323
it's casual
with me and Owen.

1680
01:34:49,423 --> 01:34:51,058
Uh-huh.

1681
01:34:52,193 --> 01:34:54,395
Give me that.
It's mine.

1682
01:34:54,495 --> 01:34:56,197
Hey, honey. Gentle.

1683
01:34:58,999 --> 01:35:00,467
The boy started it.

1684
01:35:02,436 --> 01:35:03,837
You know, I...

1685
01:35:05,272 --> 01:35:06,774
I have to wonder.

1686
01:35:08,075 --> 01:35:09,877
What do you think
would've happened

1687
01:35:09,977 --> 01:35:13,280
if you had died
and Simon had lived?

1688
01:35:14,715 --> 01:35:16,651
He would've been
a great parent,

1689
01:35:16,750 --> 01:35:18,085
for starters.

1690
01:35:18,653 --> 01:35:20,154
Better than I am.

1691
01:35:20,589 --> 01:35:22,056
She's a wonderful girl.

1692
01:35:22,990 --> 01:35:24,725
Simon would've moved on,

1693
01:35:24,825 --> 01:35:26,260
that's for sure.

1694
01:35:28,095 --> 01:35:29,964
But everything
would've been different.

1695
01:35:30,731 --> 01:35:32,667
I would've told him
about the aneurysm.

1696
01:35:33,300 --> 01:35:35,236
We would've got
through it together.

1697
01:35:36,003 --> 01:35:38,005
We would've had a plan,
you know?

1698
01:35:39,773 --> 01:35:42,109
All Simon
ever thought about,

1699
01:35:42,209 --> 01:35:44,912
all he cared about,
was you.

1700
01:35:47,616 --> 01:35:48,916
So, just...

1701
01:35:49,016 --> 01:35:50,518
go after what you want.

1702
01:35:56,625 --> 01:35:58,158
Thanks for doing this.

1703
01:35:59,326 --> 01:36:01,495
- I know it's a bit weird.
- It's not weird.

1704
01:36:03,097 --> 01:36:04,532
-It's not weird?
-Nah.

1705
01:36:04,633 --> 01:36:06,200
-Is it weird?
-Nah.

1706
01:36:07,501 --> 01:36:09,503
It's totally normal.

1707
01:36:09,604 --> 01:36:10,904
The guy I'm sleeping with

1708
01:36:11,005 --> 01:36:12,540
playing guitar
at my husband's wake?

1709
01:36:15,109 --> 01:36:16,877
Guy you're
sleeping with, huh?

1710
01:36:18,747 --> 01:36:20,180
Ouch.

1711
01:36:21,616 --> 01:36:23,150
You know what I mean.

1712
01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:24,285
Yeah.

1713
01:36:24,385 --> 01:36:26,153
W-- we should
move these off the stage.

1714
01:36:26,253 --> 01:36:28,022
-Owen.
-I want you to hear

1715
01:36:28,122 --> 01:36:29,957
what it sounds like up here
with the monitors on, okay?

1716
01:36:32,126 --> 01:36:35,162
<i>♪ I'm just the guy</i>
<i>She's sleeping with ♪</i>

1717
01:36:35,262 --> 01:36:38,966
Stop. No, no.
You know what I mean.

1718
01:36:40,167 --> 01:36:41,368
Come here.

1719
01:36:49,943 --> 01:36:51,345
I'm an A-hole.

1720
01:36:55,684 --> 01:36:57,084
Maybe a tiny one.

1721
01:36:59,688 --> 01:37:02,289
A tiny A-hole?
Is that worse or better?

1722
01:37:02,389 --> 01:37:04,391
I mean, it's-- it's like this.

1723
01:37:05,959 --> 01:37:07,729
It's not good.

1724
01:37:08,262 --> 01:37:09,863
Can we please
not think about it.

1725
01:37:09,963 --> 01:37:11,865
I don't wanna think about.

1726
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:15,537
I'm sorry.

1727
01:37:28,516 --> 01:37:29,684
What are you humming?

1728
01:37:30,150 --> 01:37:31,985
-Hm?
-What are you humming?

1729
01:37:33,755 --> 01:37:34,922
What is that?

1730
01:37:35,022 --> 01:37:37,157
It's stuck in my head.
I, uh...

1731
01:37:37,826 --> 01:37:41,261
I have been playing around
with some lyrics

1732
01:37:41,362 --> 01:37:43,330
and I thought
that we could,

1733
01:37:43,430 --> 01:37:46,266
uh, maybe--
maybe sing it last.

1734
01:37:46,367 --> 01:37:49,036
So, you've been playing
around with lyrics to my song?

1735
01:37:51,606 --> 01:37:53,140
Huh? Hm?

1736
01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:54,975
- Isn't that a collaboration?
- Shh. Shh.

1737
01:37:55,075 --> 01:37:57,411
I think, technically,
that would be called...

1738
01:38:09,858 --> 01:38:11,325
God, I love you.

1739
01:38:22,469 --> 01:38:23,638
Um...

1740
01:38:30,411 --> 01:38:31,579
um...

1741
01:38:31,679 --> 01:38:34,114
if, uh, if you wanna back out,
I understand.

1742
01:38:34,214 --> 01:38:35,784
I can accompany myself.

1743
01:38:35,884 --> 01:38:37,418
No, you can't.

1744
01:38:37,519 --> 01:38:40,387
Owen, it is too soon to be
telling each other that we--

1745
01:38:40,487 --> 01:38:41,823
You introduced me
to your daughter.

1746
01:38:42,222 --> 01:38:43,558
You showed up
to my house.

1747
01:38:43,658 --> 01:38:44,925
Don't do that.

1748
01:38:45,025 --> 01:38:46,460
So, what-- what?

1749
01:38:46,561 --> 01:38:48,763
Is this not going anywhere,
or are we just screwing?

1750
01:38:48,863 --> 01:38:50,197
Screwing?

1751
01:38:51,498 --> 01:38:52,933
What?

1752
01:38:54,101 --> 01:38:55,670
Y-- you make it sound
like we're--

1753
01:38:55,770 --> 01:38:57,204
Having an affair?

1754
01:38:57,772 --> 01:38:59,707
That's what it feels like.

1755
01:38:59,808 --> 01:39:01,108
We are having an affair.

1756
01:39:01,676 --> 01:39:04,178
Don't you understand that?
I am cheating on him.

1757
01:39:04,278 --> 01:39:06,280
He's dead, Carey. He's gone.

1758
01:39:06,380 --> 01:39:08,115
Don't say stuff like that.

1759
01:39:08,215 --> 01:39:10,117
It's true,
it's been three years,

1760
01:39:10,217 --> 01:39:11,985
-and pain for you--
-If you say move on,

1761
01:39:12,085 --> 01:39:14,221
I will punch you
in the crotch.

1762
01:39:14,321 --> 01:39:16,023
I was gonna say be happy.

1763
01:39:19,993 --> 01:39:23,030
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.

1764
01:39:24,131 --> 01:39:26,333
But you have nothing
to feel guilty about.

1765
01:39:31,371 --> 01:39:32,507
I regret it.

1766
01:39:33,741 --> 01:39:34,809
Okay?

1767
01:39:35,476 --> 01:39:39,246
I regret giving you my card
and I regret sleeping with you.

1768
01:39:39,346 --> 01:39:41,448
- That's nice. Thanks.
- No, you're amazing.

1769
01:39:41,549 --> 01:39:43,050
You-- you...

1770
01:39:44,619 --> 01:39:47,421
do things--
that's not the point.

1771
01:39:47,522 --> 01:39:48,690
I'm so--

1772
01:39:50,057 --> 01:39:52,059
Everything
was going so well.

1773
01:39:52,827 --> 01:39:54,061
My job was fine.

1774
01:39:54,161 --> 01:39:56,263
I'm a reasonably good mother.

1775
01:39:56,363 --> 01:39:57,966
I don't cry every day.

1776
01:39:58,065 --> 01:40:01,001
It took me
so long to find my way,

1777
01:40:01,101 --> 01:40:02,336
and when
I'm with you I just-

1778
01:40:02,436 --> 01:40:05,172
I feel like I'm-- I'm lost.

1779
01:40:05,773 --> 01:40:07,307
What's wrong
with being lost?

1780
01:40:23,490 --> 01:40:25,325
As many of you know,

1781
01:40:25,425 --> 01:40:28,395
today would've been
Simon's 40th birthday.

1782
01:40:29,496 --> 01:40:31,933
I would probably have
teased him for being old.

1783
01:40:32,734 --> 01:40:35,770
But he was also, undeniably,
much too young.

1784
01:40:37,805 --> 01:40:39,339
Um, before we finish off

1785
01:40:39,439 --> 01:40:41,943
I would like to thank
this amazing man, Owen.

1786
01:40:43,745 --> 01:40:46,313
For playing
and singing so beautifully.

1787
01:40:46,413 --> 01:40:48,348
I couldn't have
done this without him.

1788
01:40:49,017 --> 01:40:50,417
Any of it.

1789
01:40:53,021 --> 01:40:57,692
Uh, it's been three years
since Simon and I started this.

1790
01:40:57,792 --> 01:41:01,094
I'm half proud
and half horrified to say that,

1791
01:41:01,194 --> 01:41:03,196
even after
throwing this party,

1792
01:41:03,297 --> 01:41:05,967
it still contains
2700 dollars.

1793
01:41:08,435 --> 01:41:10,638
The remainder of which will
go towards a vacation

1794
01:41:10,738 --> 01:41:13,741
for myself and my daughter,
Gretchen.

1795
01:41:14,207 --> 01:41:16,010
- Aw.
- Gretchen, it--

1796
01:41:16,109 --> 01:41:19,079
how old are you?
How old are you, Peanut?

1797
01:41:21,983 --> 01:41:23,350
Close enough. Yeah.

1798
01:41:23,450 --> 01:41:25,185
Um...

1799
01:41:29,489 --> 01:41:31,726
last but not least, uh...

1800
01:41:32,392 --> 01:41:34,529
I would like
to thank Simon...

1801
01:41:35,228 --> 01:41:38,566
for bringing joy
into my life for 12 years.

1802
01:41:39,266 --> 01:41:42,302
And the lives of everyone
he met for 37 years.

1803
01:41:44,304 --> 01:41:46,106
Happy birthday, my love.

1804
01:41:57,150 --> 01:41:59,520
[Simon exhales sharply

1805
01:42:03,123 --> 01:42:04,692
Hey.

1806
01:42:05,727 --> 01:42:06,861
Hi.

1807
01:42:06,961 --> 01:42:08,495
When did you get home?

1808
01:42:09,764 --> 01:42:12,634
Since when did you take
afternoon naps, old timer?

1809
01:42:12,734 --> 01:42:13,835
Hm.

1810
01:42:15,903 --> 01:42:18,138
I had a wicked headache.

1811
01:42:18,539 --> 01:42:19,841
Wicked.

1812
01:42:27,915 --> 01:42:29,383
Are you okay now?

1813
01:42:31,485 --> 01:42:32,587
Yeah.

1814
01:42:34,756 --> 01:42:36,323
Are yous okay?

1815
01:42:37,558 --> 01:42:39,627
Did, uh,
today's headache damage

1816
01:42:39,727 --> 01:42:41,729
the grammatical part
of your brain?

1817
01:42:45,933 --> 01:42:47,769
Oh, yes.

1818
01:42:48,268 --> 01:42:49,737
We's is fine.

1819
01:42:50,772 --> 01:42:51,939
Me and Rachel.

1820
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:53,641
- Gretchen.
- Rachel.

1821
01:42:54,341 --> 01:42:56,611
Too tired to fight.

1822
01:42:56,711 --> 01:42:58,378
Score!

1823
01:43:11,458 --> 01:43:13,193
Well, if anything
ever happens to me--

1824
01:43:13,293 --> 01:43:15,063
I'm not having
this conversation.

1825
01:43:15,163 --> 01:43:17,031
I want you to take
a vow of celibacy.

1826
01:43:21,435 --> 01:43:24,005
You are the love
of my life, you asshole.

1827
01:43:24,539 --> 01:43:26,373
That's five dollars, please.

1828
01:43:26,473 --> 01:43:29,977
It's in the kitchen,
and it's already full, so...

1829
01:43:33,081 --> 01:43:34,314
I wouldn't want you
to be alone,

1830
01:43:34,414 --> 01:43:35,783
you know that, right?

1831
01:43:40,955 --> 01:43:45,593
I swear I will never,
ever love anyone else.

1832
01:43:50,565 --> 01:43:51,766
Hm...

1833
01:44:04,011 --> 01:44:05,412
<i>♪ And I ♪</i>

1834
01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:09,617
<i>♪ An old turtle ♪</i>

1835
01:44:12,053 --> 01:44:17,759
<i>♪ Will wing me</i>
<i>To some withered bough ♪</i>

1836
01:44:20,293 --> 01:44:23,430
<i>♪ And there my mate ♪</i>

1837
01:44:25,032 --> 01:44:29,436
<i>♪ That's never to be</i>
<i>Found again ♪</i>

1838
01:44:31,539 --> 01:44:35,375
<i>♪ Lament till I am... ♪</i>

1839
01:44:48,623 --> 01:44:49,857
Lost.