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馬修麥康納希、活地夏里遜
你們睇過了吧？不…

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（改編自真實傳聞）

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大家都睇過那一拳了嗎？

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噢，天啊

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（祖羅根體驗）

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就是兜面一拳打落去

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麥康納希玩真的

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{\an8}請解說一下這個畫面

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{\an8}（身體語言專家現身說法）

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{\an8}這一拳帶有非常隱約的敵意

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澳洲早晨

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不如食個荷里活拳頭當早餐？

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美國演員馬修麥康納希
一拳打落艾夏里斯塊面

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敢不敢相信，更離奇的是

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電影巨星出手打他的朋友、兄弟、同行

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- 還要在德斯薛柏面前打？
- 嘩

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那一拳之後，麥康納希就銷聲匿跡

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{\an8}他是個白人男性
奧斯卡影帝，身高1.8米

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{\an8}他真人睇落更高

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{\an8}因為他氣場好勁、霸氣外露

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{\an8}（突發新聞）

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{\an8}這是他走西部牛仔風的模樣

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{\an8}而這是他悠閒禮拜日下晝的模樣

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{\an8}還有，對了，好

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{\an8}所以他現在有可能是這個頹樣

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{\an8}爸爸，如果你看到的話，回家吧

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{\an8}（阿花，滑動以接聽）

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{\an8}（語音留言，阿花，等待中）

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{\an8}（懷特、阿君、嘉娜訊息）

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{\an8}《荷里活好兄弟》

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聽電話吧

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你已被接駁到…

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他還是不接電話

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我打過給他的公司和經理人

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如果不儘快找到他，就趕不及造勢大會

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發生甚麼事？

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- 老公，你隻眼更瘀了
- 大家集中點

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打人一拳我搞得掂

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甚至連亂倫表親都能搞掂

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- 我們不是表親
- 我是領養的

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但連造勢大會都射波的候選人
我就搞不掂了

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我的首要任務是防止這場競選胎死腹中

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今日下晝有造勢大會

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我們要集中精力，確保馬修準時上台

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尤其是你

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你這個哈比人要即刻上路

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去找馬修，向他道歉

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然後帶他回來給我

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做得到嗎？

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向打我一拳的茂利道歉？

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做不到

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這幾個禮拜，我一直保護他的弱小心靈

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照顧他，我們成為朋友以來都是這樣

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如果有人需要道歉，那也應該是她

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她隱瞞了這個秘密50年

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麥媽，出句聲

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關於這件事，你肯定有意見要發表

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不，我要煮辣肉醬

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我知道是很個人的問題

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但只要你講出感受，那可能有幫助

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我說了

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我要煮辣肉醬

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- 好
- 唏

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死人狗仔隊

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你這條寄生蟲

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契弟，我來了結你

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我已經沒甚麼值得留戀

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雖然我不想行動升級，但無辦法

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- 這裏住了一家人
- 占美

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- 唏
- 你沒事吧？

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沒甚麼，只是趕走這班畜生而已

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不是吧？你怎麼了？

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- 我自己打腫隻眼
- 占美，你點解要這樣做？

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為了撐你爸爸

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我必須這樣做，我用塊面撞落營柱

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超大力，比我預期還要大力

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現在視野有點模糊

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雖然一度危危乎，但現在似乎好返了

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- 已經沒事了…
- 占美，不…

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你已經做了，但…請別做這種事，拜託

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奧莉芙，你的家人是我的全世界

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全世界，我想你知道

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對，我知

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好

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唏，你有無時間再思考我們之間的事？

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因為至少對我來說，我一直在諗

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拜仁威廉斯真的很有見地

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我覺得好震撼

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對，你知嗎？

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現在我只覺得
馬修和我爸之間發生了太多事

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而且馬修失了蹤，所以我應該會幫手找他

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不過…

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你應該冰敷一下隻眼
睇落似乎有點受感染

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寶貝，這是典型的迴避依存人格

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拜仁會想我們講清講楚

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寶貝，他拿過皮博迪獎的

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那不是人人都能拿的獎

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大佬，看來我們要來真的了
我明明警告過你

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馬修、麥媽都去死

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搞邊科？

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唏

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你可以幫幫我嗎？

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那是他們的

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反正也是垃圾

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活地，聽我講

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我不喜歡看到你這樣

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要隱瞞全部那些事，肯定很艱難

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我真希望當時能和你分擔

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老婆，我有試過跟你說的

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我知道

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講句公道話，從你口中說出來的
多數都很荒誕

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你要知道，為了保守這個秘密
我搞到自己身心俱疲

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只是不想傷害到馬修

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一秒都好，他有想過這一點嗎？

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他沒有，他只想到自己

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一如以往

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如果他要走，無心跟我講清楚

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那我也不用留在這裏等他

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更何況是麥媽，提起都眼火爆

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唉，活地

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想想你自己
守住這個秘密幾個禮拜有多艱難

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你這樣做不是因為你心地差

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而是想保護馬修

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麥媽更加保密了幾十年

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很大可能也是出於同一個理由

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去叫細路返來，我們要走了

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還有，你知嗎？

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我要拿走這張櫈

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好

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怎麼了？

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不，我沒…甚麼都沒說

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- 你想講…
- 對

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“我們是表親卻在拍拖”這件事

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對，沒錯，聽起來很搞鬼

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講成世都可以

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實際上，我們不是…

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對，不是，沒錯，正是

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- 對
- 對…

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我的意思是，我感覺良好
根本完全無諗過

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- 亂倫甚麼？
- 你沒必要提“亂倫”，我…

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- 奧莉芙、加兒
- 我似乎應該…

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- 我要去…對
- 對，去吧

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- 好高興我們有機會傾清楚
- 對，當然了

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夏里遜家，出發了

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走吧

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遲些見

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唏，不如我來幫你…

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- 不用了
- 我有車

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我們大可以同車

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反正目的地一樣

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我覺得你有點像是逃走

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- 甚麼？不是
- 留低我一個

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在馬修麥康納希屋企

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如果是平時，我求之不得

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不，只是我爸現在需要和家人待在一起

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好，那麼…

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遲些再傾

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- 好
- 好

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真不敢相信，夏里遜家走了

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麥媽，你認真？

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這個時候你在煮辣肉醬？

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人總要食飯的

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不好意思，你真的一點感覺也沒有？

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你也知道，大家越來越習慣

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把我當成廢老

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“她點解這樣做？”
“她點解不那樣做？”

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當自己是我肚入面條蟲

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我只是真心不明白
點解你一點也不擔心自己個仔

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馬修已經是個成年人，有他自己的感受

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不是跌落井的嬰兒

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無論他去了甚麼地方

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總有他的原因

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- 那是馬修麥康納希嗎？
- 祖殊，收聲

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他點解在這裏出現？

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祖殊，我叫你收聲

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要去搭訕嗎？

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祖殊，如果你搞禍這件事
我發誓會同你死過

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{\an8}（斯塔縣，護理及過渡照顧中心）

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{\an8}你先是發現你父親的事

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然後再發現自己和最好朋友活地夏里遜

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其實是同父異母的兄弟

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（麥康納希、夏里遜DNA大龍鳳）

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- 你肯定覺得晴天霹靂吧？
- 搞錯

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馬修麥康納希和活地夏里遜竟然是兄弟

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{\an8}（馬修麥康納希州長？）

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{\an8}鑑於最近的風波，今日下晝

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{\an8}麥康納希的造勢大會自然受到關注

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{\an8}他將會在現場正式宣布參選州長

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{\an8}賤精，我們在造勢大會見吧

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對

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再次上路感覺真好，對吧？

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對

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- 對，完全是
- 百分百是

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不如播音樂？

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- 不要
- 不要

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有聲書？網台節目？

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朗誦？

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- 不要
- 不要？

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好，不要就不要

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不理了，好，停車

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- 甚麼？
- 媽媽

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- 活地，停低部死人巴士
- 甚麼？等陣

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好，好了

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你們這班自私精

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這趟旅行不是為了我

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我留在屋企完全無問題

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或者打匹克球，叫埋歌迪妮覺絲

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還有積佳蘭賀切磋

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你有見過那個男人著短褲嗎？簡直是恩賜

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- 放鬆
- 好了，不，要放鬆的是你

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這一切源於你逃避愛情

212
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,085
而你則是逃避雌激素

213
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,838
我只是配合你們，想支持你們

214
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,381
因為這是我做妻子和母親的責任

215
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,384
但這次真的有奇蹟出現，好嗎？

216
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,970
奧莉芙，你放下了戒心

217
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,973
你對占美和你爸爸敞開了心胸

218
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:44,268
加兒，平時最大無畏的是你

219
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現在你看看自己，逃避不是你表親的愛

220
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- 甚麼？那不是…
- 不，好

221
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活地，你做了無私的事

222
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你盡一切努力保護你最好的朋友

223
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兼你的兄弟

224
00:10:54,780 --> 00:11:00,910
重點是，我們和麥康納希一家
變成了既瘋狂又美好的奇特家庭

225
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解鎖了我們內心的某個部分
我百分百支持

226
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所以求求你

227
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,794
我們可以住在巴士上
但能不能是出於自由

228
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,880
而不是因為我們在逃避？

229
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,091
尤其是逃避我們愛的人

230
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:18,887
媽媽，你講得好中

231
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,056
對，你可能是對的

232
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,940
如果細路不在，我就會將你就地正法

233
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:33,777
來真的？

234
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,613
又來了

235
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,626
- 占美
- 發生甚麼事？你暈車浪嗎？

236
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,128
我個帳篷裏有薑汁汽水

237
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,422
- 雖然是暖的，但…唏…
- 嗨

238
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,215
- 對不起
- 好

239
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,301
- 我們建立家庭吧
- 不

240
00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,594
我們可以領養

241
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:00,596
- 收聲
- 好

242
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,724
- 好，很好，你在
- 我住這裏啊

243
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,517
對不起，我剛剛有點不知所措

244
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,394
但這不代表我不想跟你發展

245
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,478
因為我真心鍾意你

246
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,648
好，一段成功的關係建基於…

247
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,153
對，我也真心鍾意你

248
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,613
搞錯，不知醜

249
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:19,615
- 抱歉，對
- 好

250
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,494
別過來黐身黐勢

251
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,457
麥媽，事情變成這樣，我很抱歉

252
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:33,461
我應該一開始就和馬修講清楚
不是偷偷摸摸

253
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,006
去搞甚麼DNA測試，我只是…

254
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,591
希望你能原諒我

255
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,801
別在我面前眼濕濕

256
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,721
當我一見到你架爛鬼巴士

257
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,723
半路返轉頭，我就原諒你了

258
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,851
我一諗到你滯留在廚房，一邊擔心馬修

259
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,854
一邊靠煮食來宣洩情緒，就覺得不忍心

260
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,649
你們這班人到底
點解要跟我的辣肉醬過不去？

261
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:57,068
我沒有靠煮食宣洩情緒

262
00:12:57,069 --> 00:13:00,071
我之所以煮辣肉醬，是因為一個男仔

263
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:02,698
有時最需要的只是媽咪和最愛的食物

264
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,618
你即刻趕去造勢大會

265
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:09,540
幫手拖延時間，我去接我個仔

266
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,272
你給的錢只夠唱一首歌

267
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,983
那就同一首歌再唱一次

268
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,697
再次獻上《德薩斯太陽》

269
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:52,874
- 嗨
- 我是馬修麥康納希的母親

270
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:57,420
我們以前住在這裏，他可能在

271
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不，他不在

272
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在，他在

273
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,008
好，很好，他在

274
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,136
但請別帶他走

275
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:16,190
你應該肚餓了吧

276
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,278
仔

277
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,535
你點知我在這裏？

278
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,621
我是你媽

279
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:35,626
你和老麥在我們搬來的第一個禮拜
就起了這間樹屋

280
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:39,587
每當你想獨處，總會跑來這裏

281
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,172
媽，我來這裏也是同一原因

282
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,674
你絕對有權嬲我

283
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,759
不然呢？

284
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,387
我成世人都以為自己是第二個人

285
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:52,391
全因為你一直保守你的死人秘密

286
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,644
我抵鬧

287
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:58,565
在你長大成人的時候，我…有想過告訴你

288
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,444
他知道嗎？

289
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,992
對，他知道

290
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:14,706
我們每次離離合合

291
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:19,211
老麥都沒過問我們分開期間的事

292
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,922
我們彼此沒有任何秘密

293
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:24,466
所以…

294
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:29,262
我必須把奇歷夫和我的事告訴他

295
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,848
當時他…

296
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,475
衝出了那個門口

297
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:38,313
我還在想，唉，我以後不會再見到他了

298
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:43,151
但過了大概一個禮拜，他回來了

299
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,236
你知道點解嗎？

300
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:48,282
因為他選擇了愛

301
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:52,452
實際上，他選擇了你

302
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:57,207
他選擇了自己個仔

303
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,544
雖然奇歷夫是你的生父

304
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:04,590
但老麥才是你真正的父親

305
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:09,136
我成世人一直

306
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,142
跟隨他的腳步，你知道的

307
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,022
那你點解不繼續跟隨下去？

308
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,776
其實條路幾適合你行

309
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,627
裏面是不是加了威士忌？

310
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:45,339
這個秘密我絕對會帶入棺材

311
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:51,010
好，馬修很快就到，我發誓

312
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,012
只要多幾分鐘就行了

313
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,515
路上大塞車，就在…

314
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,016
噢，太好了，援軍終於到

315
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,435
聽住，很抱歉，我是個煩膠

316
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,063
不…我鍾意煩膠

317
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,606
因為我是個時代女性

318
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,900
有時候我會找個煩膠做男友

319
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,985
你不是煩膠

320
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,694
你是寄生蟲

321
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,947
你是怪胎

322
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,574
你是癌細胞、毒瘤

323
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,159
你還好嗎？

324
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,410
我只是想幫手而已

325
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:20,248
可以再拖多少少時間嗎？

326
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:23,584
不如你來拖吧？
我要更新LinkedIn個人檔案

327
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:24,752
死開

328
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,931
我玩得好開心，但我要返歸了

329
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,352
你終於出現了

330
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,564
各位，利昂碧哲斯

331
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,903
他唱了成日，大家好

332
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:51,988
你們好嗎？

333
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,740
麻麻地

334
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,825
馬修在哪？

335
00:17:55,826 --> 00:18:00,913
對，其實，大家聽住，馬修好快就到

336
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,290
但在他上台之前

337
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:06,335
我想講清楚大家避而不談的問題

338
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,880
- 這不是你主場
- 我知道你們都睇過那一拳

339
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:12,008
有很多不同的猜想

340
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:16,888
噓，趕個嬉皮士落台

341
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,223
我不是在辯解

342
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,142
但我…應該一早告訴他

343
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:26,023
馬修麥康納希是個充滿熱忱的人

344
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:33,946
他非常重視家人、朋友、榮譽

345
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:37,116
- 以及真相
- 唏

346
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:43,415
所以，當你們見到他在電視上
一拳打落這個絕世靚仔樣的時候

347
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:50,671
其實是我們才剛發現自己家族
既複雜又混亂的一個秘密

348
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,717
而我對朋友有所隱瞞

349
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,303
我的兄弟

350
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:04,269
各位，請歡迎這個傳說中的男人
傳奇化身隆重登場

351
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,648
馬修麥康納希

352
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,363
- 你是我的燈塔
- 我是你的燈塔

353
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:16,864
兄弟，我愛你

354
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,200
事先聲明，我想你們清楚這一點

355
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,078
我隨時可以打爆這個得棚骨

356
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:24,247
有胸肌無腳瓜的

357
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:27,750
德州準州長

358
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:31,296
好彩我在你出手前搶先打了你一記右勾拳

359
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,090
活地，謝謝

360
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,008
好

361
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,177
我告訴活地的時候，我話…

362
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,972
我要選州長，活地竟然懷疑我隊了草

363
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:42,765
我當然即時否認

364
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,101
然後他就話我應該隊草慶祝

365
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,185
你當時點講？

366
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,021
你話：“我覺得這是你最蠢的想法”

367
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,523
但我還是走到這裏了

368
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:51,774
在過去的幾個月

369
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,278
我滿腦子都是家庭，思考背後的意義

370
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,948
家庭不單單是血脈相連的人

371
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,618
- 沒錯…
- 有時候，家庭…

372
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,413
是我們有歸屬感的地方

373
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:06,789
家人會一直陪在我們身邊

374
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,667
一齊經歷生命這趟小旅程

375
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,378
當我提到家庭

376
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:15,924
我指的是德薩斯

377
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:21,805
我們在照顧好自己之餘
還會彼此伸出援手

378
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,391
如果你們都相信這一點
那我就懷著謙卑的心

379
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,310
非常榮幸、極之興奮地

380
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:32,649
代表德薩斯這個家庭出任下屆州長

381
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,488
好

382
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,117
- 很好
- 麥康納希

383
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:48,332
麥康納希

384
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,127
謝謝

385
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,801
賤精，找到你了

386
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,304
對，但你們沒有好好諗清楚吧？

387
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,475
眾目睽睽之下，不敢囂張了吧？

388
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,604
唏

389
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,613
（六個月後）

390
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,158
{\an8}對，阿丹，我們搞得掂

391
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,702
對，你們興奮嗎？

392
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,913
維珍妮亞，靚爆鏡

393
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,457
各位，要開始了

394
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,876
來吧，開始

395
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,503
謝謝…

396
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:36,672
好，猛男們，謝謝

397
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,049
老友，點呀？

398
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,551
溫馨時刻？

399
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:43,094
{\an8}- 對
- 如你所見

400
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,555
{\an8}就算剩低的每一票全都投給麥康納希…

401
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:46,764
{\an8}（德薩斯州長，10%，麥康納希）

402
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:49,851
{\an8}…從數學上來講，他也完全無可能

403
00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:51,519
{\an8}- 鹹魚翻身
- 嘩

404
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,603
{\an8}（現場直播，麗素瑪多騷）

405
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,730
{\an8}眾所周知，他的劣勢始於第一場造勢大會

406
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,358
{\an8}出手襲擊那位老人家的時候

407
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,696
他們上電視睇落更老

408
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:02,780
{\an8}（意亂慘敗）

409
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,490
{\an8}競選活動從最初就有情緒失控問題

410
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,658
{\an8}（不好…）

411
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:08,786
{\an8}還有別忘了他和警方發生過衝突

412
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:12,498
{\an8}極度不尊重，甚至被控擾亂公眾秩序

413
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,333
- 拒捕
- 唏，還早得很

414
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,960
我們還未知道最後結果會怎樣

415
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,170
已經不早了

416
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,547
有93%的選區開了票

417
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,257
那些數字是假的

418
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,509
我一睇就知是AI

419
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:27,305
如果你不相信奇蹟，奇蹟就不會相信你

420
00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:28,514
我有好的預感

421
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,726
{\an8}雖然麥康納希今晚贏的機會

422
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,520
{\an8}和從不焗糕點的我
在《英國烘焙大賽》贏的機會一樣是零

423
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,149
{\an8}全部結果最早都要到清晨6點半才會出爐

424
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,985
我們會留在這裏，因為我們哪裏都不會去

425
00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:42,904
- 不會嗎？
- 不會

426
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,488
我會，我劈炮了

427
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,616
我很想講合作愉快，但事實上完全不愉快

428
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:49,911
你們兩個根本就是自信爆棚

429
00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:52,496
狂妄自大的反社會癲佬

430
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:56,125
所以我要即刻離場
去峇里島參加身心靈治癒營

431
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,668
張單我到時會寄給你

432
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:59,420
我衷心希望他們會給我飲死藤水

433
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,715
把我的心肝脾肺腎都嘔出來

434
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:05,343
變成一大堆血肉模糊的爛泥

435
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:09,805
然後他們會說，我終於變到表裏如一

436
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,558
- 那就是點解…
- 好，夠了

437
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,685
我忍你太耐了

438
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:19,524
你無禮至極，不斷貶低別人
令正經人家覺得自己很渺小

439
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,442
別這樣跟馬修說話

440
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,154
甚至對住活地也不可以

441
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,615
滾出我們的慶功派對

442
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,117
- 你在做甚麼？
- 抱歉

443
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:33,455
你搞到我很混亂

444
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,376
你剛剛真的好正

445
00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:41,212
- 活地，謝謝
- 我剛剛也打算鬧爆她

446
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:42,964
我們之中有人那樣做了，真好

447
00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:45,132
好了，小朋友，過來吧

448
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,009
他們累了，我帶他們回家

449
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,094
我知

450
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:51,348
竟然要錯過這次世紀逆轉反勝？

451
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:53,683
- 愛你
- 愛你

452
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:56,937
好，各位，後續派對在我間房舉行

453
00:23:57,563 --> 00:23:59,147
來吧，706號房

454
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,900
706號房

455
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,570
老友，來吧

456
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:09,073
準備迎接自羅拔唐尼以來
最猛料的反敗為勝

457
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:10,075
好

458
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:17,582
我諗我們不用重新點票了

459
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:20,626
我以為你至少會拿下班德拉縣

460
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,880
天啊，我真是搞不懂這個州

461
00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:25,298
唏

462
00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:28,343
我估現在可以食支煙

463
00:24:30,846 --> 00:24:32,222
可以

464
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:41,355
就是這個

465
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,399
我最期待的畫面終於出現

466
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,068
阿活大佬，看來我們還有少少時間

467
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,945
不如我們飛去南法吧？

468
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,155
喝點紅酒？

469
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,157
紅酒、陽光、飲歌

470
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,533
這個主意不錯

471
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:56,663
但我想和你一齊自駕遊

472
00:24:57,748 --> 00:24:58,998
可能去科羅拉多州

473
00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:00,082
科羅拉多州有甚麼？

474
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,959
- 巨石監獄
- 巨石監獄？

475
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,253
巨石州立監獄

476
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:06,923
我回顧自己點樣對待人生

477
00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:10,259
對待家人，想從源頭找答案

478
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:15,140
那個引發我和你之間
一連串事件的始作俑者

479
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,059
從血緣上的源頭

480
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,395
你想去見…

481
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:22,564
我們的爸爸

482
00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:30,989
就這樣說定了

483
00:25:34,493 --> 00:25:36,453
我可以校細一點嗎？

484
00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,664
好，這樣吧，我們傾過了

485
00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:41,457
你開你的車窗，我開我的冷氣

486
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,209
我無同意過

487
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,378
老友，你有點頭

488
00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:47,338
- 我無點頭，我…
- 有，你有點頭

489
00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:49,090
我其實是縮膊頭而已

490
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:50,424
唏，我有個想法

491
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:53,553
上次你的“想法”令我被牛甩下來

492
00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:54,763
- 忘了吧
- 活羅

493
00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:58,558
我爸既然能跟你媽上床，肯定還有其他人

494
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:01,143
- 你是指…
- 我們可能還有兄弟姐妹

495
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:05,274
老友，我覺得
我還未準備好迎接一個大家族

496
00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:35,364
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