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Thanks. Have a good class.
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Okay, someone has to address
this towel situation.
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'Cause, like, I labeled the bins
specifically for certain towels.
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Hi. Renee Bennett.
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- Oh.
- Uh, Renee Bennett.
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Is this not where I go?
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No, this is where you go. Just sign in here.
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- Okay.
- Do you need shoes?
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- Yes.
- Okay, what size?
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Eight.
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- Eight?
- Seven.
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- Seven. Okay.
- Nine. And a half.
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Nine and a half?
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- Nine...
- Okay. Yeah.
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Double-wide?
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Double what?
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Double-wide.
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Like the trailer?
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- Um...
- Double-wide. Just...
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Do we have a double-wide shoe?
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It's just like a regular shoe, but it's
wider, and then it's wider for that.
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I guess for just wider feet.
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You know what? I think we have a male
instructor who used to be, like, a fireman.
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- Maybe he matches your big foot?
- It's... It's not...
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I'm just going to take these.
These are perfect.
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Okay. Have a good class.
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So, your first time?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Me too.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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We all got to start somewhere, right?
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Yeah.
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- All right, well, good luck.
- Yeah.
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- See you in there.
- See you.
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Sorry.
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What's up?
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Sorry.
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Oh, shit, are you okay?
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Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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No, seriously, are... are you okay?
'Cause that looks bad.
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Yeah, no, I'm just going
to get some smaller shoes.
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- Are you okay?
- Um... yeah.
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Hey, guys, this is Jen,
and today I wanted to share
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another really cool hair tutorial with you.
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This look is a very punk rock
faux hawk using ponytails.
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I'm going to start at the top
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and add a bump to the top of my head.
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Back comb with some hair spray
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until you have a lot of volume there.
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Now I'm taking another little section
a little bit wider.
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Now tie this part back.
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Now the very end of your ponytail
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you might have this little bit
of hair at the end.
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So I'm just going to give it
a lot of volume.
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So, this is the final look.
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I hope you guys enjoyed this rock star,
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kind of punk rock mohawk faux hawk.
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If you did, don't forget
to give this video a thumbs up
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and subscribe to this channel
if you need more hair tutorials.
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This is Jen, and I will
talk to you guys next time.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Are you shopping for a gift?
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Oh, no, just kind of browsing for me.
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Okay. Um, so sizing
is a little limited here in the store,
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but you could probably find your size online.
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A guy ran by. It was weird.
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- I'm trying.
- Just, like, ask.
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Get in there.
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Mason?
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Should we have more, like, banter?
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Nah, I'm good.
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We should have fun in here.
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We should come in
and be, like, excited to interact.
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I had sex last night.
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Uh... Oh, cool.
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I was alone.
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Forget it.
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Did you get that email from Corporate?
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Complaints about the Clafoutis lipstick?
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The Clafoutis?
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Customers are saying it's way more orange
than it looks online.
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No. Okay, then tell me
this isn't the exact same color.
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Look at this.
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Look.
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I just write code.
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Come on, Mason.
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This is exactly why they should just
let us run the website
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from the 5th Avenue headquarters.
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Right?
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God!
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Why does Lily LeClaire, like, hide us
in this weird Chinatown basement?
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I'm so sick of it. Aren't you sick of this?
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No.
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I'm getting out of here.
I'm getting a coffee.
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A real coffee. Not that crap.
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Do... Do you want anything?
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- Baguetti.
- You mean a baguette?
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- Yeah.
- You want a whole baguette?
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Half.
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Half a baguette. That's not weird.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, the highlighter does it.
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- Viv, you look gorgeous.
- Really?
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- Right?
- You look really beautiful.
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Ooh.
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Wow. I mean, I do look pretty.
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Just... I don't know if I look like me.
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No, you don't look like yourself.
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But you do look like Selena Gomez
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in that video where she says, "It ain't me."
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It is you. Like, I recreated it.
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Are you sure I don't look like
sort of, like, a lady of the night?
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Like a prostitute?
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"Come over here, boys."
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No, and they don't talk like that anymore.
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It's, like, kind of rad that your work
lets you take all this stuff.
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- I know.
- Well, it's more like implied...
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You know, they're not like,
"Here's a gift bag."
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But I steal it.
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No, but a lot of it's recalled.
They wouldn't care.
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Like, this one they said
looks like contraception.
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Oh, hey, it really does.
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That's exactly what my pill pack looks like.
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Yeah, but a lot of people like having sex
and not having a baby,
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so I don't know what the problem is.
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I met this baby the other day
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that was, like, wack as hell. Honestly.
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- Really?
- Okay.
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This is the Groupies site?
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It's not "Groupies." It's Grouper Date.
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And you're not bailing because we need three
people in order to get matched on a date.
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- Yes.
- Yeah, but look at them.
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Come look at these pictures.
These are the people we're competing with?
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Three Eurasian cocktail waitresses.
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- Yeah?
- Three Australian wakeboarders.
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And the Hadids!
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Is that the mom?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I'm not competing with this.
I'm not doing it.
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Well, Renee, the thing is,
like, different kinds of men
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are looking for different things.
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Like, I mean, I know that my guy
is going to be interested
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in the fact that I like true crime
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and inter-species animal friendships.
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- Please...
- And I've added them all on dares...
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No, don't put that on the profile.
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Oh, my God, Viv,
nobody cares about the profile.
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No one even looks at the profile.
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The picture is all that matters,
and you get a picture of yourself
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and you feel, like, really good about it
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and you hide your double chin,
you hide your acne,
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and you hide your cellulite.
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And then when the guy meets you
in person, he's, like, so disappointed.
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Or you take a picture of yourself
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where you feel like it really looks like you.
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And then you check your profile
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and no one is liking it
or clicking it or twitting it
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or... poking you.
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And you didn't even want to go out
with this guy in the first place.
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But he's rejecting you,
and... and it's not fair,
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and I'm sick of it.
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Well...
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You raise a lot of interesting points, Renee.
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- And thank you for that pep talk.
- Yes, thank you.
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I feel like this is exactly what we needed.
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You guys are jerks.
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Let's just take a fun picture.
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- Yeah.
- Let's just do it.
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- I'm a photo queen!
- Look at this face!
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- Whoo!
- Okay.
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That's not good.
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We look like we're being attacked, Viv.
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- That's bad.
- I look mid-poop.
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It looks like you're, like,
having sex with me.
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Viv!
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Okay...
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Okay... And three.
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And that's the one.
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What the hell, Mason?
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I spilled salad dressing on myself.
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God, look, I know this office
isn't the epicenter of anything,
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but once we stop feeling compelled
to participate in things like pants,
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we've gone too far outside
the social contract.
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We're in a crisis, Renee. The server's down.
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It's happened before,
it always comes back online,
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- but not this time.
- Oh, no... Wait, wait.
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How are we going to get the web traffic
reports to Corporate for their 11:00 a.m.?
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It's our only job in this stupid office!
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I'm already printing out the reports,
and it's not stupid.
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Maybe a little.
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Either way, you can leave
our stupid office in about ten seconds.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You think I'm going to Lily LeClaire today?
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Oh, no, I am not going to Lily LeClaire.
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I promise you that, okay?
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- I did not shower.
- You never shower.
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I never shower for work.
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Okay, I shower at night.
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When I shower is my business.
I'm not going there.
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No. I'm wearing bathing suit bottoms
'cause I have no clean undies.
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I have a Bed Bath & Beyond bag
for my purse. No!
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Repeat after me.
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- I am brave.
- I am brave.
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- I am blonde.
- I am blonde.
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- And I got this.
- And I got this.
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- I am brave!
- I am brave!
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- I am blonde!
- I am blonde!
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- And I got this!
- And I got this!
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I am brave!
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For Steve in Marketing.
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Okay, great. I'll make sure she gets them.
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Is that Avery LeClaire?
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- Yeah.
- There she is again. Oh!
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Oh, my God. She's right there.
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Is that so cool?
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What's that?
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You know, being the receptionist here?
Just...
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being around it all?
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Well, I'm just an intern filling in.
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They're trying to find
a new receptionist, actually.
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Shut up.
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Oh, come on. It's like a dream job.
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Um, I'll make sure
Marketing gets these papers.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna head out.
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Can we all say hello to my grandmother, Lily,
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who will be joining us today?
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Hello, Lily.
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We are in our third quarter
of our fiscal year,
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and as you are all aware,
the research results
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have come in on our diffusion line.
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Do you have to say "diffusion" like that?
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- Like what?
- Like it means "low end"?
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It does mean "low end."
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It also means "accessible."
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Or "thoughtfully priced."
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Say it like that.
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Okay.
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It seems that we have some work to do
on our diffusion line
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because we are new
to the diffusion landscape.
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We need to get people used
to seeing our products
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not just at Saks and Bendel's,
but also at Target and Kohl's.
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Jenn, go.
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Well, it says here that 74%
of core diffusion demo respondents
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strongly believe that we are...
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elitist pricks.
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Okay, so what I am hearing
is that we need to pivot in order...
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This is not rocket science, Avery.
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We're just trying to start...
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a line of accessible cosmetics at Target.
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Who here has gone makeup shopping at Target?
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- You?
- No!
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- Either of you?
- Mmm.
254
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,661
No.
255
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,157
Unbelievable.
256
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:37,125
People think that we are elitists
who do not belong at Target,
257
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,673
and they may be right.
258
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,126
But when people walk into this office,
259
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:46,598
I want them to see that Lily LeClaire
includes everyone.
260
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,846
Even bargain shoppers.
261
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,188
"Must be passionate about beauty..."
262
00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,651
Me.
263
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,605
"...and dream of sitting in our lobby..."
264
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,565
Me.
265
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,867
"...at the center of it all."
266
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,535
"Must be stylish and full of confidence."
267
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,034
I mean...
268
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,045
Maybe not full of confidence.
269
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,503
"The first face people see
when they come to our office,
270
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,302
in some ways,
the real face of our beauty line."
271
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,015
Whatever.
272
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,267
Yes, it is the perfect job.
273
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,065
Of course, I know that. I'm just...
274
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,393
I don't even see a point in applying.
275
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,694
I have no shot.
276
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,442
Yeah.
277
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,274
I'm not exactly the face they're looking for.
278
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,244
Oh. Hey, Jane, can I call you back?
279
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,036
Hi.
280
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,623
Um, Renee. We kind of met at SoulCycle...
281
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,834
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, yeah.
282
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,293
How's your vagina?
283
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,507
- Oh.
- Like, the whole region?
284
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,714
Thanks for asking.
285
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,511
The region is kind of
as good as can be expected.
286
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,512
Was there blood?
287
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,094
There was not not-blood.
288
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,268
Hey, hi.
289
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,887
Wow.
290
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,098
- Hi.
- I'm sorry, I'm so lost.
291
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,271
Could you tell me where to find
that squeezy dish soap?
292
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,439
- Uh...
- Yeah, you're probably wondering
293
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,359
why I'm not asking, you know,
the person that obviously works here.
294
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,315
But...
295
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,861
I don't work here.
296
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,786
But I've gotten really good at dishes.
297
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,700
And so, I was just wondering
if you might have some dishes...
298
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,620
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, I forgot.
It's in aisle 10.
299
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,668
- Hey, we're good, sir.
- Oh.
300
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,708
I was thinking,
you can give me your number...
301
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,291
Um, I'm so sorry, I don't give out my number.
302
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,967
It's nice to meet you.
303
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,045
- So...
- It's nice to meet you.
304
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,299
Good luck with the dishes
and everything else.
305
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,380
Thank you.
306
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,052
Does that kind of stuff happen all the time?
307
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,807
What, him?
308
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:02,689
Yeah, like a guy, like, trying to hook up
with you in a totally normal place?
309
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,319
Yeah, I'm sure that happens
to you all the time, too.
310
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,774
Uh, no.
311
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,731
That has literally never
happened to me in my life.
312
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,028
- Okay, well, I don't believe you.
- Wait, can I ask you a question?
313
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,071
Yeah.
314
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,198
Did you ever go on a trip
to, like, Italy or something,
315
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,622
and you land at the airport and then, like...
316
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,120
you meet these two guys,
317
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,328
and they're like,
"Hey, come on this yacht with us,"
318
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,584
and then you wind up going on
a yacht trip in, like, Capri.
319
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,839
And it's like this whole other part
of your trip you didn't even foresee.
320
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,802
- But, like...
- Yeah.
321
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,549
I had one like that last summer.
322
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,757
- In Greece, though, not Italy.
- I knew it.
323
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,842
- I knew it! I knew it!
- Yeah.
324
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,472
God, I knew that stuff happened.
325
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,016
Oh, man, I've just...
326
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,645
I've always wondered
what it feels like to be just...
327
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,518
undeniably pretty.
328
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,773
And just have all those parts in life
open up to you
329
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,201
that... you only get to experience
when you look like you.
330
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,290
Just once...
331
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,539
- I mean...
- I don't think that this mascara
332
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,465
or Wet n Wild bronzer can do
that kind of heavy lifting. So...
333
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,547
I'll just pray for a miracle.
334
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,879
Hey. It's not in 10.
335
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,470
Nine. It was aisle nine.
Do you want me to show you?
336
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,803
Can we get you back to register two?
337
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,762
I don't work here.
338
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,073
Make my wish. Right.
339
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,201
I wish I were big.
340
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,218
This is crazy! This is crazy!
341
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,769
I wish...
342
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,105
I wish I was beautiful!
343
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,115
Please.
344
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,375
Please, please, please. Please.
345
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,236
What's up, SoHo? I'm Luna!
346
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,159
Hey!
347
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,788
Are you ready?
348
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,538
All right, y'all, I don't know
what you came in here for today,
349
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,997
but what I do know is that
the miracle is already here.
350
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,961
You just have to open your heart
and receive it.
351
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,588
I want you to look in the mirror
352
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,046
and visualize the change
you came in here for.
353
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,802
Is it spiritual? Is it physical?
354
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,345
Is it emotional?
355
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,765
Today I want you to look in the mirror.
356
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,098
You're not going to see
what you normally see.
357
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:33,186
Today you're going to see
what you've always wanted to be.
358
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,274
So, you ready to get your life?
359
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,109
SoHo, are you ready to get your life?
360
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,613
Change your mind!
361
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,240
Change your body! Change your life!
362
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,617
Yeah!
363
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,949
Coming out of the saddle
364
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,034
in three, two, one! Up!
365
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,957
Oh, my God, are you okay?
366
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,716
We got a white girl down.
367
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,062
Hey.
368
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,064
You hit your head really hard
on the way down.
369
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,447
Oh. Sorry. Oh, God.
370
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,821
Here's an ice pack.
371
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,076
Oh, God, thank you.
372
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,789
And some water.
373
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,252
And we have a complimentary bandana.
374
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,207
- So...
- Aww.
375
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,506
You didn't have to do that. This is too much.
376
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,428
This is huge.
377
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,347
Did something happen to your arm?
378
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,981
Should I call a doctor?
379
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,273
Yeah...
380
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,454
Are your legs okay?
381
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,959
No! They're not okay.
382
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,957
They're...
383
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,128
amazing. Oh, my God.
384
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,551
Do I look super toned to you?
385
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:25,798
Uh...
386
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,929
I don't know how to answer that.
387
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,890
- Oh, my God, feel my abs!
- Uh...
388
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,058
- Rock hard, right?
- Feels full.
389
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,606
- It's a rock.
- Uh-huh.
390
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:36,392
Wait...
391
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,787
Wait.
392
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,873
Wait, no.
393
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,164
Wait.
394
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:55,957
Wait.
395
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,503
- That's me?
- Yeah.
396
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,084
No.
397
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:12,186
What? Oh, my God, do you see this?
398
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,432
Yes?
399
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:17,688
I mean... look at me! Look at my jawline!
400
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,439
No, no, I always...
I always wanted this to happen.
401
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,484
You dream this will happen,
but I never thought it would really happen!
402
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:24,860
I mean... look at me!
403
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,489
Look at my boobs! Look at my ass!
404
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,161
I'm...
405
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,283
beautiful!
406
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:39,205
All right, if you're good,
407
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,874
I'm going to take this back
and go to the front.
408
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,967
As long as you don't sue.
409
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,329
Hey, great dress.
410
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,580
Thanks. It's from Target.
411
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,624
Of course it is.
412
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,292
Aren't girls like us so lucky,
413
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:26,002
that we can shop, like, anywhere
and still look fly as hell?
414
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,587
- I guess.
- Yeah!
415
00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,259
Oh, gosh! Thank you.
416
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,886
Chivalry, alive and well.
417
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,395
Jimmy, come here!
418
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,447
Mwah!
419
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,785
For Lisa in HR.
420
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,579
My name's Renee Bennett,
421
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,753
and I'm applying for the receptionist job.
422
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,306
Don't scream.
423
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,220
Slowly turn around.
424
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,644
Okay, I know you don't recognize me.
425
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,812
- I know that.
- Mmm.
426
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:27,191
But I'm going to prove to you
that I am your friend.
427
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,068
- Your good friend...
- Hey, sluts.
428
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,987
Oh, my God. Okay. Don't scream.
429
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,570
No, no one... no one is screaming.
430
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,663
Don't even make the noise you just made.
431
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:40,918
Okay. Okay, now I know
you don't recognize me.
432
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,041
You're thinking, "Who is this girl?
And why is she here?
433
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:47,421
What was she doing covering
our screaming-ass mouths?"
434
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,589
You guys, it's me.
435
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,671
Renee.
436
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,134
What's happening?
437
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:58,851
Full spin.
438
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,766
Oh, my God, you don't believe me.
439
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:04,850
Why would you? Okay.
440
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,106
I'm going to prove to you that I'm Renee.
441
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,774
All right, I'm just going
to tell you something
442
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,068
that there's no way I would know
unless I was Renee.
443
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,525
Okay. Um...
444
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,820
Oh, remember the summer
we all were gonna get those tattoos
445
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,450
of the 90210 characters
on our ankle. Right?
446
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,494
But we decided not to because we were like,
447
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,122
"What if we don't always feel
this strongly about the actors?"
448
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,205
Thank God. How would anyone know that?
449
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,665
Everyone would know that, right?
450
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:30,462
Because I actually got Andrea Zuckerman
451
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,882
tattooed on my ankle
before you guys bailed on the idea.
452
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,300
I forgot that, I'm sorry.
453
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,132
- I still feel so bad.
- No.
454
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,059
What's something only I would know? Help me.
455
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,723
You have HPV.
456
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,806
- Everybody has HPV.
- I have it, too.
457
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:47,109
The point is, it's me! Renee!
458
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,187
And I don't know how this happened,
and I can't explain it.
459
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:54,111
All I know is that Luna
reached into my SoulCycled soul
460
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,489
and just gave me what I've always wanted.
461
00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,574
The chance to be beautiful!
462
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:00,906
Oh.
463
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:03,743
- Yeah, well, that's great.
- Yeah.
464
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,498
- I'm so happy for you...
- Are you?
465
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,455
...that you are working out
466
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:11,962
and that that clearly is making,
like, a big change for you.
467
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,630
I mean, like, I hear really good things
468
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,589
about SoulCycle and, like, you look great.
469
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:20,677
Great? Guys, I'm a Kardashian.
One of the Jenner ones.
470
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,807
Maybe now that your contacts are in...
471
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,015
I don't wear contacts. I don't wear glasses.
472
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,600
I was just taking a swing,
473
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,521
- and it was a miss.
- Yeah.
474
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,480
You're trying to make sense
of this, and you can't.
475
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,985
That's true. We cannot make sense of this.
476
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,193
But I want you guys to know
that even though I look like
477
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,280
this very different, very hot person,
478
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,284
it's still me in here.
479
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:43,740
It's Renee.
480
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,202
I'm not going anywhere.
481
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,081
- Okay.
- Okay?
482
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,333
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
483
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:50,959
But I am going to go to the bar
and get us drinks.
484
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,211
I could use one.
485
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,793
- Tequila?
- Sure.
486
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,383
How would I know that, unless I was Renee?
487
00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,132
Okay.
488
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:11,314
Hey, Mason. I'm sorry I can't make it again.
489
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,979
I'll have to work remotely, I have pink eye.
490
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,193
Yeah, it's really bad.
491
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,943
It's like, it looks like
my eyes are bleeding.
492
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,823
Um...
493
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:24,073
Yeah, no, I... I know
it doesn't affect your voice,
494
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,908
but it's like the really bad kind
495
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,413
that, like, causes flare-ups
in prison populations.
496
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,831
Look, I gotta go, I'm going to the doctor.
497
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:34,462
Hopefully, I'll be in tomorrow,
but I'm going in the subway, so I'm...
498
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,463
Um... Hello? Hello?
499
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,761
116.
500
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,386
Uh...
501
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,429
You probably haven't been here before,
502
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,261
but you have to wait in line
and take a number.
503
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,975
- Oh, right.
- I can grab it for you.
504
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,268
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
505
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,436
- I just... Here.
- Thank you.
506
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:54,270
And this guy just calls out a number
completely out of sequence.
507
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,356
- Okay.
- It's like a weird game of bingo.
508
00:30:56,855 --> 00:31:00,028
- All right.
- But no one wins. So, yeah.
509
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:02,778
What's your number?
510
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,452
So this is how it happens?
511
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,793
Just like that? Wow.
512
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,794
Just like what? What happens, like what?
513
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:16,875
That is very clever.
514
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,214
I don't know why that's... What is clever?
515
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,171
- "What's your number?"
- I'm just asking what the number is.
516
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,633
And then I go, "Oh, 118..."
517
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,843
And then you're like,
"No, your phone number."
518
00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:28,098
- Oh.
- Yeah. You are good.
519
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,100
How long have you been hanging
on to that little nugget?
520
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,433
I haven't. I haven't been holding
on to that. That's not a nugget.
521
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,939
You hang out in a lot of dry cleaners
and hit on perfect girls?
522
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,147
Wow.
523
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,573
All right, give me your phone.
524
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:40,902
My phone?
525
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,070
Give me your phone,
I'm going to give you my number.
526
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,153
- Are you still talking to me?
- Don't chicken out now, son.
527
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,532
- I'm not chickening out.
- Here, come on.
528
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:47,409
Give me, we'll exchange phones.
That's what'll happen.
529
00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,366
Here, give me your phone, you take my phone,
530
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,413
put your number in. Level the playing field.
531
00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:52,414
Do people do this?
532
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,087
And this way you don't have
to feel intimidated.
533
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:55,748
I know what it's like.
534
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:59,335
Okay. Yeah. That's me.
535
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,464
Okay.
536
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,758
And you know, I'm pretty slammed right now.
537
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,841
But I will do my best to pencil you in.
538
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,095
Right after the jailhouse pink eye clears up?
539
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,053
Who are you?
540
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:11,605
Number 118!
541
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:14,975
That's me.
542
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,271
Hi.
543
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:24,029
Oh, I couldn't get
the red vomit stain out of it.
544
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,827
What was it, like, sangria?
545
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,239
Some wine, like a red? Something like that?
546
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,198
It had chunks in it, did you know that?
547
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,161
And, uh, then you let it sit for a while,
and I couldn't really...
548
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,289
That's fine.
549
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,833
I could take another whack at it,
if you want.
550
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,382
I'm not a magician. 119!
551
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,924
So, look, I have not logged into our account
552
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:46,676
since our profile went live 'cause
I thought we could all do it together.
553
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,633
Yeah, I think that's the best idea.
554
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,555
Um, excuse me, bartender.
555
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:53,059
Can I please get a couple shots of tequila?
556
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,394
- Uh...
- Can you stop it? It's a coffee shop.
557
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,896
No, listen. This is going to be awesome.
Trust me.
558
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,149
I'm about to make it rain responses.
559
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,073
Hit refresh.
560
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,996
- Yeah, refresh.
- Always refresh.
561
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,159
Okay...
562
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,415
- Are we on the Wi-Fi or...
- Yeah, we are.
563
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:20,341
So, it's true. Guys really
only care about photos.
564
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:24,174
Oh, my God, stop. This is...
This is clearly my fault.
565
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:27,175
- What? Why?
- No, I take full responsibility for this.
566
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,595
Guys, this is because the old me
was clearly dragging our stock down.
567
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,430
I, like, feel bad for her.
I wanna, like, hug this girl.
568
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,226
You look like you.
569
00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:38,684
All we have to do are get new photos of me.
570
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,773
You know, like, a photo shoot
for the new Renee.
571
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:46,609
Like maybe a hip-hop vibe.
Like Saint-Tropez, or...
572
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,077
You know, let's get this in a bikini,
573
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:53,118
on a jet ski with, like, Lil Wayne,
574
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:56,121
or Lil' Bow Wow, or one of the Lil's.
575
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,123
- I don't think that's a thing.
- Which thing?
576
00:33:58,203 --> 00:33:59,705
The whole... Like, all those things.
577
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:03,712
One of the... a big one...
Big... Medium George?
578
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,796
I don't know who it is, but it's gonna
be hip-hop and it's gonna be hot.
579
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,553
No, we're going to do it. Hot bikini action.
580
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,975
You know, I don't have a yacht, but...
581
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,889
Does your brother still have a kayak?
582
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,347
Hi, this message is for Renee Bennett.
583
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:19,144
Please call Helen Grey's office
at Lily LeClaire
584
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,103
to set up your interview
for the receptionist position.
585
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,171
Renee Bennett?
586
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,675
Yeah. I'm Renee. Hi.
587
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:52,302
No, I'm looking for Renee Bennett
for the receptionist job.
588
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,350
That's me. Here.
589
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,061
Okay.
590
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,356
You must be Renee. I'm Helen Grey, CFO.
591
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:05,403
We spoke on the phone.
592
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,315
And this is our CEO, Avery LeClaire.
593
00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:09,319
Hello, Renee.
594
00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:10,275
Hello.
595
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,076
Take a seat, make yourself comfortable.
596
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,404
Thank you so much.
597
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,121
Uh, it's nice to finally meet you
face to face, Ms. Grey.
598
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,704
And I of course know
who you are, Ms. LeClaire.
599
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,876
Renee currently works in the online division.
600
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,044
Oh, wow, super.
601
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,965
Yeah, but I figure
I can be real with you guys,
602
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:34,050
like Gayle King real,
and say that it would be a shame
603
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,978
to waste all this in a tiny Chinatown office.
604
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:42,603
I think we've got more of
a front-of-house situation on our hands.
605
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,063
Am I right or wrong? Yeah.
606
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,107
Renee, we appreciate
you taking the initiative,
607
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,656
but you're not exactly
the obvious choice for this job.
608
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,033
Helen.
609
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,737
No, I totally get it.
610
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,655
'Cause I already work for the company,
611
00:35:56,738 --> 00:36:00,453
and this job would actually be
a pay cut to my current salary.
612
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,330
It doesn't make much sense why I'm here.
613
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,207
So what are your goals, exactly?
614
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,509
To work here...
615
00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,589
as a receptionist.
616
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:15,173
Wow.
617
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:21,138
Okay, because most girls, they view this
as a stepping stone to modeling
618
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:24,269
or to opening their own e-commerce boutique.
619
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:28,195
I hear you. And yes,
modeling is an option for me.
620
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,105
You are taking a risk.
621
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,485
Is this girl going to walk out of this office
622
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:35,068
and right onto the runway
and never look back?
623
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,865
Is that realistic for me?
624
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:41,329
One thousand percent. But it's not who I am.
625
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,373
My only real goal is to come here
626
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,922
to this office every day
627
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,542
and help people feel the same way I feel
628
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,506
when I step off that elevator:
629
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:57,841
that this is the only place to be.
630
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,607
Yes, yes, yes, yes! I got it!
631
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,751
I work here now!
632
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,422
Mason, you in here?
633
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:31,711
It's me, Renee.
634
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,129
Can we talk in the office?
635
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,173
Oh, we can just talk here, it's fine.
636
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,347
Things have changed for me, Mason.
637
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,013
They're moving me to HQ.
638
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,262
It's headquarters.
639
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,850
- Everything I've ever wanted...
- I really need you to leave.
640
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,019
I really would rather you
not hear the splash.
641
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,396
Don't worry, I...
642
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:53,731
I talked to them, and HR is already
interviewing for my replacement.
643
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,982
HR is just human resources.
644
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,363
Go, please. Go.
645
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,532
And I know you're happy here.
646
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,325
But anyway, I gotta go.
647
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:06,160
If you just finally got the courage
to ask me out, it's too late, buddy.
648
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,290
Go, please. Go.
649
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,707
I'll miss you. You want me to leave it open?
650
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,383
- Uh... No.
- No?
651
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:18,463
Shit!
652
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,493
Whoo!
653
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:50,248
You're gonna wanna head to marketing,
and you're gonna want to have a great time.
654
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,669
She's headed to you, she's adorable.
655
00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,591
Good morning.
656
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,678
Hi, you know what?
I think I pressed the wrong floor.
657
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,430
I'm looking for Lily LeClaire,
and this is not...
658
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,098
Nope, that's us.
659
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,475
Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
660
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:11,603
You're probably used
to seeing Angie sit here,
661
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,435
but I promise to win you over, too.
662
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,107
She served her bottled water room temp.
663
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,485
Now, I prefer to serve it chilled.
664
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,820
I also serve it with a straw,
665
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,448
so you don't have to mess
with your fierce lipstick.
666
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,116
God, I love that shade.
667
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,951
What is it, Rogue Red? Fall 2015?
668
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,040
I don't know any Angie.
669
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,123
What confused me
when I walked into this place,
670
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,960
honestly, is you and...
671
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,887
I know, right?
672
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,802
You're not the only one. Okay.
673
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:48,136
People don't expect a girl sitting
back here to just be so on the ball.
674
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,432
Oh, see, that's not what I was...
675
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:51,184
But I know what it means to work hard.
676
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:54,813
And I don't plan on coasting off
the bennies of this face or this body.
677
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,896
I'm going to bring it every day.
678
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,982
I can see by your portfolio
that you're here from The Rose Sheet,
679
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,738
which happens to be
my absolute favorite trade publication.
680
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,612
So I'll let them know
that you're here for your 10:30,
681
00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:06,783
and you can have a seat.
682
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:10,161
Or if you prefer, get steps in
to meet your Fitbit goal for the day.
683
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:13,127
This hallway loops around,
and I'll let you know when they're ready.
684
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,256
Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
685
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,624
Thanks.
686
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:21,385
And my name is Renee,
if you need absolutely anything at all.
687
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,171
Ever, ever.
688
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,675
Hi, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee.
689
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:27,929
Oh, I'll put you through.
690
00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:28,931
Hello, Renee.
691
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,687
Sorry. I overheard your name.
692
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:40,613
Uh, I'm here to meet Avery, but could you
not make me wait next to that lady?
693
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,152
I don't think I'll be as nice to her
as you were.
694
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:47,954
Oh, thank God. Okay, okay.
695
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:52,033
- You're Grant LeClaire.
- Yes.
696
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,832
Holy shit. Holy shit.
697
00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:57,539
Relax, you're good.
698
00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,250
Okay, okay.
699
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,551
Right. Um...
700
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,716
Well, Grant, I noticed on Page Six,
701
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:10,889
that you are often photographed drinking
these Pressed Juicery Greens 1.5.
702
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,307
Correct? I saw that,
703
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,560
and I brought it here,
in case you were ever to come in.
704
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,392
- Thank you.
- You're welcome,
705
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,522
Grant LeClaire.
706
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,945
Sorry, what, you've seen me holding these?
707
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,356
So you got them in just for me?
708
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,486
I've also seen you holding
a lot of Brazilian models,
709
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,159
but I didn't think
they'd fit in the mini-fridge.
710
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,912
Okay, cool, I thought you were gonna be mad
711
00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,580
'cause I called you out so hard.
712
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,832
Who hired you, Renee?
713
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,832
Avery. Your sister.
714
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,336
Yes, I know who she is.
715
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,965
Good. 'Cause Thanksgiving
would be really weird.
716
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,922
I don't know if you guys do things
like Thanksgiving.
717
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,382
Yeah, we do.
718
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,011
Oh, my God, that's crazy.
719
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,635
So, Avery, huh?
720
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,853
Good for her.
721
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,015
Yes.
722
00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,773
Oh, my God.
723
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,277
This is our first diffusion line,
724
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,532
and I really owe it to my grandma
to get it right.
725
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:14,786
We are at a critical stage
for both the product itself
726
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,618
and the packaging and the copy.
727
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,290
So, now for the exciting part,
let's look at our samples.
728
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,084
This is our...
729
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,461
I'm so sorry. So sorry.
730
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,338
I am so sorry!
731
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,421
Okay, going to put it
all right back where it was.
732
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,550
Here is the blush.
733
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:31,592
All right, and here is the packaging,
734
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,638
and I just need to find
the application brush,
735
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,061
and then we can move on with our lives.
736
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,560
There is no application brush.
737
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:40,441
Oh.
738
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,571
Really?
739
00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,407
Okay. Got it.
740
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,401
Does that come as a surprise to you?
741
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,485
Because if you knew our products,
742
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,946
you'd know that our blush never comes
with an application blush brush.
743
00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:53,992
Of course I know that.
744
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,324
Same with the Shimmering Face Powders.
745
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,745
I just figured for this particular product,
746
00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,622
that, you know, that there might be one.
747
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,955
But never mind, you guys,
you know how this works,
748
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:05,338
and I'm just the beautiful face
keeping this place running. So...
749
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,795
I think we'd all like to hear
what you'd have to say, Renee.
750
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:13,679
Well...
751
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:18,016
Well, with high-end products,
752
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:21,271
we expect our customers
to have high-end makeup brushes.
753
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:27,233
But regular girls put their blush on
in the rearview,
754
00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,940
on the way to their crappy jobs.
755
00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:32,864
And they're going to be pissed
when they open up an $8.50 blush,
756
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,696
and they have no way they can use it.
757
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,035
Then you just wind up using your finger.
758
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,786
You know, it never goes on right.
759
00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:41,664
Then you hit a bump, or you have an itch
760
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:44,623
and you wind up looking like Braveheart.
761
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:49,298
Or some more up-to-date reference.
762
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,338
That was very helpful, Renee.
763
00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:53,388
Really?
764
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:55,975
Okay, great.
765
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,887
If anybody needs anything,
any water or anything,
766
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,058
just give me a signal.
767
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,101
The signal will just be something like,
768
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,809
"Renee, we could use some more water."
769
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,898
Or something, you know...
770
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:10,232
"Thirsty, more water."
771
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:12,321
Thank you.
772
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,093
- Hello?
- Hi, Ethan.
773
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,174
Um...
774
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,846
I know calling a new love interest
can be stressful,
775
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,308
so I just wanted
to take that pressure off you.
776
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:47,355
You know, you wonder, like,
"How long should I wait to call?"
777
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:50,775
Or, "Is she too good for me?"
Blah, blah, blah.
778
00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:55,905
But, uh, I'm just gonna
take all the heavy lifting off of you
779
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,704
and... and let you know
that you are taking me out.
780
00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:00,456
Who is this again?
781
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,918
Oh, yeah, Renee from the dry cleaner.
782
00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,625
Aren't you glad we're doing this?
783
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,833
I'm pretty scared of you,
784
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:12,463
so I was a little afraid to not do this.
785
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,544
Right.
786
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:14,715
So what do you do?
787
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,674
Uh... I'm at CNN, working in operations.
788
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,554
It's not what I want to do.
I'm trying to segue
789
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:20,721
- into being a cameraman.
- Oh.
790
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,975
But, uh, it's sort of
a boys' club over there.
791
00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,058
So I can't just...
792
00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:28,017
What?
793
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:32,568
Well, only girls complain about things
being a boys' club.
794
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:37,655
Yes, good point, but I mean it's like
a different breed of, like, boys' club.
795
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,658
Like tattoos, C-class driver's licenses.
796
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,702
I'm sure you're just in your head about it.
797
00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,783
They call me "Wheat Thin."
798
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,079
Oh, 'cause of "Ethan." That's clever.
799
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,082
"Wheat Thin Ethan." That is it!
800
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,166
Hot dogs.
801
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,593
Wheat Thin Ethan.
802
00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:55,965
That's not even as bad
as what I thought they meant.
803
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:59,424
No, I mean, I used to be
where you are right now.
804
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:03,394
I was working in this tiny office, like tiny.
805
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,932
And I never thought
I'd make it to 5th Avenue.
806
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:11,982
But, I mean, look at me now.
I'm a receptionist.
807
00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,526
I haven't said that out loud yet.
808
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:19,452
I, Renee, am a receptionist.
809
00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:23,785
Oh, that was my hot dog.
You ate both of them.
810
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:26,871
Ooh, a bikini contest! We're going!
811
00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,626
You sure this is where you want to be?
812
00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:34,835
There's a bar just down the thing,
they're doing Latin rhythms night.
813
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,255
Oh, we should hit that next.
814
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,424
Yeah. Or sooner.
815
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,633
Right here. Hi. Anybody sitting here? No?
816
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,054
You sure no one's sitting here?
817
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,222
Oh, my God, it's, like, starting.
818
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,599
You know, uh, I'm cool with this.
819
00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:50,269
As long as you're comfortable sitting here
820
00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,647
while these women are kind of naked.
821
00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:54,817
Kind of? They look great.
822
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:56,901
What are you doing?
823
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,154
Well, I don't have a bathing suit,
so I have to improvise.
824
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,156
Kind of hotter than a bathing suit,
825
00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:05,076
because it's, like, unexpected,
and you can, like, see most of my butt.
826
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,827
Wait, are you entering the bikini contest?
827
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,995
- Yeah!
- No!
828
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,914
It's 500 bucks to the winner.
Did you see the sign?
829
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:13,248
Yeah, but I think that you probably
had to pre-register online,
830
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:16,379
and then there's also the issue
of the non-regulation bikini.
831
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,756
- Honestly, that Latin rhythms night...
- It'll be so fun.
832
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,338
Oh, wait, I see what's going on.
833
00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:24,051
You're worried that the guys
are going to be drooling all over me.
834
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:27,181
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, my God, that's so sweet.
835
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,686
But don't worry, okay? I'm here with you.
836
00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,440
I came with you and I'm leaving with you.
837
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,818
But I do need your help with something.
838
00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:41,318
Now, what do you think? Shoe on or shoe off?
839
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,072
- This is off.
- Right.
840
00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,115
This is me with it on.
841
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,367
Does it say, like, "Barefoot hippie,
she doesn't care"?
842
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,160
- Or is it like...
- Honestly, at the end of the day,
843
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,538
I don't know if it's gonna have
a dramatic effect either way,
844
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:53,582
so I would go shoes on
because the carpet is disgusting.
845
00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,251
Okay, cool. Wish me luck.
846
00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:56,458
Good luck.
847
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,837
- I got this.
- Yeah.
848
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,090
So scared.
849
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:06,387
Welcome to the semi-annual
Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest.
850
00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:08,389
We're going to start it out and do it proud.
851
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,847
Here she comes, everybody.
Let's bring out our girl.
852
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,476
Lacey J.
853
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:16,026
She's pursuing her certificate
in heating and cooling maintenance.
854
00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,400
Fire and ice, she sure is!
855
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,402
Is there a doctor in the house? No!
856
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:25,203
But there is a dental assistant,
and her name's Tiffany from Ronkonkoma.
857
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,158
Look at that!
858
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,659
Oh! Whoa!
859
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,457
Twerk it up, honey!
860
00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:33,122
Watch out, guys, it's about to heat up,
861
00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,125
'cause here comes Vanessa!
862
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,544
Our Vanessa here has been
to 11 of our United States.
863
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:41,002
So give it up for Vanessa!
864
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,174
Oh, we've got a late entry here.
865
00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,926
Uh, I hope her buns
are tighter than this penmanship
866
00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:48,430
'cause, uh, this is really hard to read.
But, um...
867
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:52,308
"Keep it going for Renee Bennett"?
868
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,434
Renee Bennett.
869
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,778
Whoa, are you here for the barback job or...
870
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,025
You're in the contest? Okay.
871
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,027
- I got it. I got it.
- You got it? Okay.
872
00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:07,408
Hello, everyone, I am Renee! As advertised!
873
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:11,324
Renee hails from the Long Island,
874
00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:13,660
and she is a receptionist.
875
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:14,994
Holler!
876
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,581
Um, Renee enjoys watching people
877
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:21,212
trying to cover up their disappointment
from their dreams being shattered
878
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:25,422
on shows such as
Antiques Roadshow and Shark Tank.
879
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:31,806
And Renee is not afraid
of returning things for store credit!
880
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,061
Renee was kicked out not once, but twice
881
00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:41,065
from a New Kids on the Block concert
for crying too hard.
882
00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:46,028
Joey! Am I right? Joey!
883
00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,109
Marry me!
884
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:49,571
And although you ladies all seem super chill,
885
00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,825
I did not come here
886
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,873
to make friends, okay?
887
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,375
DJ, hit it!
888
00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,966
And now it's time to tally the votes.
889
00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:34,345
Are you guys ready?
890
00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:40,389
The winner of this year's
Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest...
891
00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:44,269
Lacey J. from New Brunswick,
New Jersey! Lacey!
892
00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,109
Take a lap! Come on, Lacey! Beautiful!
893
00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:54,361
Don't worry, Romeo, she'll be right out.
894
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,617
Yeah, I didn't know if they go backstage.
895
00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:57,824
Is there a backstage here?
896
00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,370
Yeah, it usually leads to rehab.
897
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,202
But that Renee? That's your girl, right?
898
00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,374
- Uh, friend for now.
- Friend?
899
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,626
Just friend, this is our first
kind of night out.
900
00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:07,208
All right, I didn't ask for a podcast.
901
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:10,214
Either way, your lady killed it tonight.
902
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:11,215
She is awesome.
903
00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:12,797
She is the complete package.
904
00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:14,718
Yeah, I'm getting to know that.
905
00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:17,176
Um, I've never seen anything like that.
906
00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:20,513
Now the girl who won,
who happens to be my god-niece,
907
00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:22,560
of course, she was hotter.
908
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,311
But let's say this,
909
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,519
it's a lonely dark night, you got a flat.
910
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:27,820
Who do you want next to you?
911
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,400
Your girl. Yeah.
912
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,653
Your girl can handle herself
in a knife fight, and I like that.
913
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:33,734
Dude, up here.
914
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,820
- Uh, thank you.
- Tonight's your night, good luck.
915
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,079
- Hey, that was so great.
- Hi.
916
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,747
Sorry, I got you all wet.
917
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,171
Oh, yeah, that's water, right?
918
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,086
Yeah, I think it's water.
919
00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:51,211
I'm sorry it didn't go
the way you wanted it to.
920
00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,715
I mean, it was awesome.
921
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:56,095
Yeah. No, it didn't. It went way better.
922
00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:57,261
What?
923
00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:59,844
We each get two free drinks and an appetizer!
924
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,098
That's what I was hoping.
925
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,600
- On the house.
- What are the parting gifts?
926
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,227
I was looking at the coconut shrimp,
'cause I didn't get any hot dog.
927
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:06,854
You snooze, you lose your hot dog.
928
00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:07,935
You're really not upset?
929
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,361
No, not really.
930
00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,736
I mean, these things are so, like, political.
931
00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,276
- Yeah.
- I won't get into all of it.
932
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,487
Mostly 'cause I have no information, but...
933
00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:20,284
No, I can see a place like this
running kind of a shady...
934
00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:22,036
Yeah. I feel like I did win.
935
00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,663
The crowd was going crazy.
936
00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,957
And you know what? I know I look good.
937
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:30,291
I don't need some, like, room
of drunk guys to confirm that.
938
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:33,382
Can I be you when I grow up?
939
00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,555
You should've won, you were ripped off.
940
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:38,590
Thanks.
941
00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,051
I think I've earned this, right?
942
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,057
That was just sitting there.
That's not even mine.
943
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:44,975
Mmm.
944
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,232
Renee.
945
00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,317
I thought I smelled animal products.
946
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,611
- Mmm.
- Can I ask you something?
947
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:56,528
Mmm-hmm.
948
00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,530
Just because you seemed to have
such great insight
949
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,574
about our diffusion line earlier.
950
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,908
Yeah, of course. I'm... I'm here to help.
951
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:07,495
My grandma is coming to review everything
952
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,667
for the big pitch
to the Target people in Boston,
953
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,966
and I just really want to make sure
that I get everything right.
954
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,836
Super, yeah.
955
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,887
- Oh!
- So, I had this great idea.
956
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:20,174
You know how at our traditional outlets,
957
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,345
like Bergdorf's or Bloomingdale's,
958
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:23,263
we have a dedicated makeup counter
with a specialist
959
00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:25,432
to help teach you about the products
and how to apply them.
960
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:28,560
I thought what if, even at Target,
during our peak hours,
961
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,189
we offer the same thing
to our diffusion line customers.
962
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,104
Yeah.
963
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,777
Oh, shit, you hate it.
964
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,653
No, I don't hate it.
965
00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,571
No, if you think it's a shitty idea,
please tell me,
966
00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:41,619
'cause I am really freaking out
about this whole thing.
967
00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:44,248
From what I can gather,
just, you know, from my friends...
968
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,619
those professionals at the makeup counters
are actually a deterrent.
969
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:53,716
There's these, like, beautiful,
statuesque women just staring at you,
970
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:57,256
with your pimples and your asymmetrical face,
971
00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,088
and they just make you
feel bad about yourself.
972
00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:01,802
I mean, it makes them
feel bad about themselves.
973
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,759
That's why these regular girls
974
00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:07,722
flock to the anonymous aisles
of a big superstore.
975
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,682
So they can just go in and buy their makeup
976
00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:12,018
without somebody standing there,
977
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,690
making them just feel like
they aren't good enough.
978
00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:17,398
And... like it's a waste of time to even try.
979
00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:20,276
I'm just a stupid idiot, dumb bitch.
980
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:22,448
Oh, my God. You? No, you're not.
981
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:23,905
You're, like, amazing.
982
00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,407
You're everything I could ever want to be.
983
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:28,910
It's this voice.
984
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,878
Your voice? You...
985
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,752
Something wrong with your... your voice?
986
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,209
I haven't noticed anything...
987
00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:37,588
It's a little high-pitched.
988
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,256
I sound like a freaking moron.
989
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,463
- No.
- But I'm not...
990
00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,423
I've got a JD/MBA from Wharton.
991
00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,428
I clerked for a Supreme Court Justice.
992
00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:45,721
But it's this voice, I can't kick it.
993
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,519
I've tried everything. Vocal coaches...
994
00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:51,057
That's it, actually, just vocal coaches...
995
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,483
- Coaches, okay.
- ...but still nothing.
996
00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,771
That's why I feel really lucky to have
someone like you here, Renee.
997
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,317
Someone like me?
998
00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:00,569
Someone who knows
the clientele that we're going after,
999
00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,572
someone who can speak to that world.
1000
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:03,906
Yeah.
1001
00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:06,283
There's a dinner coming up.
I'd love for you to come.
1002
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,160
A dinner? Oh, my gosh.
1003
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,117
You can bring your boyfriend or your...
1004
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:15,667
girlfriend, or however they identify,
1005
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:17,545
just... if you have one.
1006
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,421
No, I... uh...
1007
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:21,879
I guess I actually... I do have somebody
1008
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,340
that I could invite right now. Yeah.
1009
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,517
And he identifies as a guy.
1010
00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:30,307
I mean, he's... there are some
very feminine aspects to him,
1011
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,227
but it's part of his charm. You'll see.
1012
00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,650
Okay, good.
1013
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,450
- Hey.
- Hi.
1014
00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,407
- Ready to get some dinner?
- Yeah, I'm starving.
1015
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:51,662
- All right, let's do it.
- Yeah.
1016
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,494
- Okay.
- Pretty hungry myself.
1017
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:54,829
Where you coming from?
1018
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:57,000
Oh, I was just, uh, down the street.
1019
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,753
Nowhere, hanging out.
1020
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,083
You're sweaty.
1021
00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:02,711
Oh, I was working out, but I showered.
1022
00:57:02,794 --> 00:57:03,795
- Okay.
- Yeah.
1023
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,223
Were you at Zumba?
1024
00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:08,843
Zumba? Is that what it's called?
1025
00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,889
I don't... I never pay attention.
1026
00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:13,183
Yeah. Yeah, it's called Zumba.
1027
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,642
It's pretty... It's like a female workout.
1028
00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:17,897
That's, like, a girl's...
1029
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:20,524
- Is it?
- Yes!
1030
00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:22,865
I don't... It's a workout.
1031
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:24,278
- I don't go to gyms...
- Oh, my God.
1032
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:27,282
...'cause I don't like all the machismo,
so I go where the ladies go.
1033
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,405
- Oh, I get it.
- Not a big deal. Get what?
1034
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,701
You're that guy.
1035
00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:32,703
"Go to the gym to pick up chicks" guy.
1036
00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:36,373
I am 100% not the "go to the gym
to meet chicks" guy.
1037
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,877
- Really? Zumba?
- No, I am the guy who sits next to you
1038
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,546
for, like, four years in high school
and wants to ask you out,
1039
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,798
but I chicken out like I always do,
1040
00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:48,007
and then I get online
and monitor your status for ten years,
1041
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,012
hoping that you'll be single at the reunion,
1042
00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:53,140
but if you're not, you're married,
that's... that's great, don't care.
1043
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,063
- You're happy for her?
- I'm happy for her.
1044
00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,311
That's not real, by the way.
By the way, that's not real.
1045
00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:58,392
That's me painting a picture.
1046
00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,318
- That sounded pretty real.
- I mean...
1047
00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:02,316
Let's go to dinner.
1048
00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:04,109
When I started to say it, I regretted it.
1049
00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:05,816
What was the... What was the picture's name?
1050
00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:07,492
Rachel.
1051
00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,826
Yeah. You can have one grape.
1052
00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:21,006
Where have you met the girls
you've mostly dated? You know?
1053
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:27,505
Uh, well, honestly, I don't date that much.
1054
00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:30,136
Well, that's really weird.
1055
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:31,762
- Is it?
- 'Cause neither do I.
1056
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,430
- What?
- No, I really don't.
1057
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,262
- I know it seems like...
- You're saying it 'cause I said it.
1058
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,222
No, it seems like I have
all this experience, I know,
1059
00:58:37,305 --> 00:58:38,932
and that's kind of like what I put out there,
1060
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,314
but I... I've dated...
1061
00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,274
I've been in three relationships.
1062
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:45,317
- Really?
- Yeah,
1063
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:47,611
and one of them had a girlfriend.
I didn't know.
1064
00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,363
I did not know. We were dating
for a couple months,
1065
00:58:49,443 --> 00:58:53,201
and then I get a phone call from this girl,
like, "This is his girlfriend," I was like...
1066
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,327
- Oh, God.
- ..."This is his girlfriend."
1067
00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:58,622
- Yeah.
- I would cry so hard.
1068
00:58:58,702 --> 00:58:59,544
Did you cry?
1069
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,291
Don't answer that.
1070
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,873
- Don't answer that.
- Yes, I cried.
1071
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,708
- Why did I ask if you cried?
- No, you're a sensitive...
1072
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,794
Ah! That's not what a dude would ask.
1073
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,675
What about... Is that...
Is that your class over there?
1074
00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,302
- Do you want to... No...
- Okay.
1075
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,595
I'm strictly indoor Zumba.
1076
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,097
I would never do outdoor Zumba.
1077
00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:16,848
What's the move
they're doing right now called?
1078
00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:18,475
That's called the star hop.
1079
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,728
It's not a full jump.
1080
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:22,942
You are...
1081
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,191
You are quite a man, Ethan.
1082
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:28,986
I got to read more Maxim or something.
1083
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:31,655
Ew, please don't read Maxim.
You're perfect.
1084
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,198
I'm not perfect,
1085
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:36,908
but I... do think that you are.
1086
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:39,663
Whatever, Wheat Thin.
1087
00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:40,835
I'm being serious.
1088
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,626
You're, like, so yourself...
1089
00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,753
or something, I don't know, it's cool.
1090
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,211
No, keep talking.
1091
00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:53,765
Uh, I think a lot of people
are confused about themselves.
1092
00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:58,682
They, like, obsess over
whatever negative quality
1093
00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:01,184
they perceive in themselves
and they completely miss
1094
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:04,313
the thing that really makes them awesome.
1095
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,358
You, like, know who you are
1096
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:11,283
and you don't really care
how the world sees you.
1097
01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:15,950
You're... so yourself, too.
1098
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:19,033
I mean, you have no idea who you are.
1099
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,084
No, but you're honest about it.
1100
01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,836
And it just makes me feel really...
1101
01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:26,795
I don't know, like, close to you.
1102
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,126
Are you going to kiss me?
1103
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,254
I was just gonna
1104
01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,465
- get as close as I could...
- Uh-huh.
1105
01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:36,805
- ...to tell you...
- Yeah?
1106
01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,388
...that I...
1107
01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:39,514
You have a girlfriend?
1108
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,471
...would love to kiss you.
1109
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,486
Just give me one minute.
1110
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,819
Yeah, no worries, take your time.
1111
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,665
- Hey.
- Hey. Hey...
1112
01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:04,619
Wow.
1113
01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:08,418
I thought you might want
a sneak peek of what's to come.
1114
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:11,922
I don't know if you know
what "sneak peek" means.
1115
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,845
You're completely naked.
1116
01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:16,674
Oh, how embarrassing.
1117
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,346
Do you want me to go cover up?
1118
01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:19,642
No.
1119
01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:21,679
No?
1120
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,100
No.
1121
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,022
Cool.
1122
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,106
Okay.
1123
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,857
- Ethan, are you coming?
- Yup.
1124
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:46,661
Hi.
1125
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:48,581
Thanks for coming over.
1126
01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:13,401
- Um...
- What?
1127
01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:19,072
Yeah, I... I want you to see me. You know?
1128
01:02:19,152 --> 01:02:20,490
Oh, yeah, no, 100%.
1129
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,073
I'm definitely loving seeing you.
1130
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:29,001
I just didn't know if you...
wanted to see me.
1131
01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:31,415
No, I want to see you.
1132
01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:32,837
- Okay.
- Yeah.
1133
01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,590
Oh, my God.
1134
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:37,922
Oh...
1135
01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,096
Oh, my God!
1136
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,721
Are you looking in the mirror?
1137
01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,098
Yeah. Yeah.
1138
01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,527
Oh, that is so hot.
1139
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,027
It felt good the whole time.
1140
01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:58,528
- The whole time?
- The whole time.
1141
01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,781
- That was my favorite part.
- This is perfect.
1142
01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,863
I liked the whole time.
1143
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:05,660
Yeah, and you were such a great leader.
1144
01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,083
You really took over.
1145
01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:11,541
Thank you, and you follow the leader well.
1146
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:12,998
I was willing to do...
1147
01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,299
Wait, shh... Do you hear that?
1148
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,506
- What is it?
- Is that the ice cream man?
1149
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,132
I think that's the ice cream man.
1150
01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:22,886
Oh, no, it's just an ambulance.
1151
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,811
Renee, you're just naked at the window.
1152
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,479
Everybody down there can see you.
1153
01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:30,475
Well, they're welcome.
1154
01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:34,815
- It's a good neighborhood.
- Uh... How...
1155
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:37,571
How do you do that?
1156
01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,069
Do what?
1157
01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:41,903
I don't know, have all of the confidence?
1158
01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:43,828
I wasn't always like that.
1159
01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:45,280
And what changed?
1160
01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:49,288
I started to really believe that...
1161
01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:53,581
if I wanted it bad enough,
all my dreams could come true.
1162
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,132
And they are. You know?
1163
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:57,917
Yeah.
1164
01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,092
- Okay, that...
- That is the ice cream man.
1165
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,594
That might be the ice cream man. Yeah.
1166
01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:15,522
All right, follow me right this way.
1167
01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,354
Your guests are in the private dining room.
1168
01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,443
Private dining room?
1169
01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:21,741
Mmm.
1170
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:25,412
It must be a company-wide thing,
or I wouldn't have been invited.
1171
01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,950
O-kay.
1172
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,285
- What the...
- Sorry.
1173
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:38,133
That's a very small company.
1174
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:40,335
So, how did you two meet?
1175
01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:44,218
Uh, we actually met at the dry cleaners.
1176
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:47,971
Yeah. I had vomited sangria,
like, all over a sweater.
1177
01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:48,972
It was pretty romantic.
1178
01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:50,974
- Sounds magical.
- Yeah.
1179
01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:54,308
So, Renee, I was just telling Gram here about
1180
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,564
all of our great ideas
for the diffusion line.
1181
01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,070
- Hmm.
- Cool. Yeah.
1182
01:04:59,437 --> 01:05:00,529
Great ideas.
1183
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,950
Yeah, oh, they're so great.
1184
01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:05,655
Mmm-hmm.
1185
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:07,324
Wow, you're really nailing this, Avery.
1186
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,997
Avery, relax, dear.
1187
01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:13,872
Renee, Avery obviously wants you here
1188
01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:16,666
in order to legitimize
her whole plan for the line.
1189
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:17,584
Gram.
1190
01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:19,883
I mean, Avery has been incredible.
1191
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,461
I still can't believe
I even get to work with her.
1192
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,428
Oh, my God. Is that Hidden Valley?
1193
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:25,884
Only the best, my dear.
1194
01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,058
Oh, my God, that is my absolute favorite.
1195
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,181
In high school,
I would just eat it by the spoonful.
1196
01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:32,304
And by spoonful, I mean I would just chug it.
1197
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:35,641
You know, KFC actually uses HV.
1198
01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:38,938
But nobody knows, because
they put it in their KFC packaging.
1199
01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:40,857
Do you want me to grab you some,
next time I'm in there?
1200
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:42,064
A couple of the small packets?
1201
01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:45,442
That's the nicest offer
I've had in a long time.
1202
01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,027
Surely.
1203
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,948
Well, you know,
collecting travel-sized condiments
1204
01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:51,782
is, like, a very big part of my life.
1205
01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:52,912
The tiny little ketchup bottles?
1206
01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,494
Or the little Tabascos? They slay me!
1207
01:05:55,577 --> 01:05:58,205
- So, as I was saying, Renee...
- Oh, yeah.
1208
01:05:58,288 --> 01:06:02,379
...has been instrumental
in helping refine our message.
1209
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,631
Uh-huh.
1210
01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,383
And just what is that message?
1211
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:07,634
Well...
1212
01:06:07,714 --> 01:06:11,719
Just that I think that most
luxury brands get it so wrong
1213
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:13,428
when they try to make a diffusion line.
1214
01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:17,015
They treat it more aspirational,
when it really needs to be...
1215
01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:19,896
- Functional.
- And practical and real.
1216
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:20,977
I mean, these women,
1217
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,653
they know who they are, and they just...
1218
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,567
They're proud to be bargain hunters.
1219
01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:27,742
Avery's life experience may not allow her
1220
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,988
to connect with that customer.
1221
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:34,328
Please tell me you're going
to be in Boston with us.
1222
01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:36,243
Yes, of course. She is.
1223
01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:37,827
Of course I am?
1224
01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,749
Yes, of course. Remember?
1225
01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:40,917
You never mentioned that to me.
1226
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:43,625
Yeah, we definitely had
this conversation about you...
1227
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,004
Avery, we definitely didn't.
I would remember...
1228
01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:46,256
- ...Boston...
- That would be, like,
1229
01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:47,924
- a very big deal to me.
- Don't you remember?
1230
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:50,257
I would have called you.
I would have called, like, everybody.
1231
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,683
I... Is your eye okay?
1232
01:06:51,925 --> 01:06:54,679
Oh, my God, would you
please just agree to go?
1233
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,851
Before her fake eyelashes
come flying off her bulging eyes.
1234
01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:00,354
Stop that.
1235
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:05,942
Would you come with us to Boston
for the Target pitch?
1236
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,736
Oh, hell, yeah, Gram. I will be in Boston!
1237
01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:09,863
Of course I'll go!
1238
01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,196
Does the Pope shit in Boston? I'm going.
1239
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:18,410
This is definitely where
my work friends said they'd be.
1240
01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:19,956
Why are we running?
1241
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,757
It's like a super exclusive speakeasy,
with, like, a hot crowd.
1242
01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:32,132
Hi. Um, we're here for the speakeasy.
1243
01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,391
What speakeasy?
1244
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:36,512
Uh...
1245
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:39,189
Three girls for the speakeasy.
1246
01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,228
- No.
- Am I saying that right?
1247
01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,354
- Speakeasy...
- It's cool. We'll find it.
1248
01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:44,686
- Thanks, dude.
- Speak...
1249
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:47,814
He was supposed to just show us
where the doorway was. Right?
1250
01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,319
- That's clear.
- Right.
1251
01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,484
I don't understand. And now,
1252
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,320
look, he's leading these girls to it.
1253
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:56,242
Ew! Those posers don't know
what they're missing out here.
1254
01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:58,040
Didn't I ask you guys to wear heels?
1255
01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,452
Yeah, well, I can't walk in heels. So...
1256
01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:02,582
I'm just saying that if we want
to get into places like this...
1257
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,084
We don't really care about
getting into places like that.
1258
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:06,628
But I guess now you do?
1259
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:08,927
Jenn! Hi! Oh, my God!
1260
01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:13,801
- Oh! Hello.
- Hello, sir.
1261
01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:17,431
Um, can I get one of all of those?
1262
01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:18,769
Thank you.
1263
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,271
Okay, good news, bad news.
1264
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:23,019
Um, good news is that I can get in.
1265
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:24,726
Bad news is you guys can't.
1266
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,688
So, you know, obviously
I'm going to stay with you guys.
1267
01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:30,443
I want to be here and not in there,
1268
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:33,151
in some dumb club
with these girls I barely know.
1269
01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,322
Yeah...
1270
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,199
Unless that's what you guys
think I should do 'cause...
1271
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,117
- Yeah...
- Yeah? Are you sure?
1272
01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:40,620
Okay. Okay, thank you so much,
you guys. Okay.
1273
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,703
I will tell you guys
absolutely everything tomorrow.
1274
01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:43,912
Enjoy the food.
1275
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,706
Okay, is there where it is?
1276
01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:49,459
- In here?
- Mmm-hmm.
1277
01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:56,884
And then what I realized
is that I could eat whatever I want
1278
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,718
and still look like this.
1279
01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,804
Shout out to my genetic makeup.
1280
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,105
So blessed.
1281
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,481
We'll be with you momentarily.
1282
01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:14,404
Hello, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee.
1283
01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,698
- Hi.
- Hi. One second.
1284
01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:19,406
- Yeah. I love hearing your voice, too.
- I have an appointment...
1285
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:22,203
East Coast Escrow is on the second floor.
You're gonna wanna head down there.
1286
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,372
I'm sorry, can you just...
if you could scoot just a little bit.
1287
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:27,831
Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
I am living for your bag.
1288
01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:28,915
Thanks!
1289
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:42,262
Oh, my God, you're waiting for me. Hi.
1290
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:43,597
Hi.
1291
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,683
Thank you so much for still doing this.
1292
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:47,186
Oh, my God, stop it.
1293
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,938
I wouldn't miss our first Grouper date.
1294
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:51,065
I know, but you know, Ethan and...
1295
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,738
Hey, I want to do this.
1296
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:53,943
- Okay. Yes.
- All right.
1297
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,862
I'm going to be, like,
the ultimate wing woman.
1298
01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,406
And when they pay attention to me,
I'll just redirect them to you.
1299
01:09:58,486 --> 01:09:59,324
- Oh.
- That's my whole plan.
1300
01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,622
- Okay.
- Okay.
1301
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,198
Okay.
1302
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,204
There's... Okay.
1303
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,625
- Hey, y'all. I am Renee.
- Hey.
1304
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,793
- Hey.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
1305
01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,750
- Nice to meet you.
- You guys,
1306
01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:13,880
what are we talking about?
1307
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,337
Renee, where are you from?
1308
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:16,755
Oh.
1309
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,798
No, I see what's happening here.
1310
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:22,430
No, redirect that energy all over here.
1311
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,432
Not all over her face,
1312
01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:26,435
but you and I are not going to happen.
1313
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,603
Lyle, I like your scarf.
1314
01:10:28,683 --> 01:10:31,481
Oh, really, this little thing.
You don't think it's too much?
1315
01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:35,657
Is it hand-knit?
'Cause I actually do some loom weaving.
1316
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,320
I don't know how to make a scarf,
1317
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,653
but once I made
a Native American medicine bag.
1318
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:42,825
Actually, my sister studies
18th-century textiles online.
1319
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:46,245
Actually, a little bit about Viv
that's unexpected.
1320
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:50,667
She was thrown out of eighth grade
for showing everybody her boobies.
1321
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:51,709
We all have a past.
1322
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,252
And look, don't sleep on Jane.
1323
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,881
Yes, she's dressed like an old man
watering his lawn, it doesn't matter.
1324
01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,588
Because once she gets out of these clothes,
1325
01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,009
she has a sick body.
1326
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,092
I can tell you guys
have a lot of sexual energy.
1327
01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:04,013
You know what, I feel like we could use
some more drinks.
1328
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,264
- The ladies will be right back.
- Yeah.
1329
01:11:05,344 --> 01:11:07,058
Okay. You guys get a drink,
and I'll hang with the boys.
1330
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:08,139
No, no. You're coming with. Come on. No.
1331
01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:09,223
Okay.
1332
01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:12,273
- Hey.
- What are you doing to us?
1333
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,774
I'm trying to help you guys, you serious?
1334
01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,982
- What?
- I'm setting you up for success.
1335
01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,282
Just be hotter.
1336
01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:20,451
You got to lead with your hotness.
1337
01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:23,121
And then let them find out
how boring you are later.
1338
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:24,951
You think we're boring?
1339
01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:28,535
Let's start over, okay?
You guys are going to be fun.
1340
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:29,790
Let's have a blast.
1341
01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:31,997
I'm feeling like shots.
1342
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:33,793
You guys want shots?
1343
01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:35,716
You guys are crazy.
1344
01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,211
Oh, hi. Hi, how are you?
1345
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,887
Can we have six shots of Fireball?
1346
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:41,635
All right.
1347
01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:44,350
Oh, my God. Obsessed with me.
1348
01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:46,011
Is he staring?
1349
01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:46,969
- No.
- Yeah.
1350
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:49,772
We always dance together like crazy.
1351
01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,269
Back it up!
1352
01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:53,147
- Not to me.
- Please, don't do that to her.
1353
01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,165
Renee.
1354
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:17,750
Can I sit here?
1355
01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:22,305
I'm a slightly nervous flier,
so I took a few things.
1356
01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:23,848
Oh, cool.
1357
01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,017
Okay, yeah.
1358
01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:27,638
This is absolutely nuts.
1359
01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:30,096
I am bugging,
I am bugging right out, right now.
1360
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,393
Well, if things go like I expect they will,
1361
01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,942
we have a lot more trips
like this in our future.
1362
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,938
What are you talking about?
Like vacays to the Maldives?
1363
01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:40,777
No, I was thinking more like Akron
1364
01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:43,611
or Milwaukee, where we have our factories.
1365
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:47,323
Okay. Okay. I thought we were going
a different way with it, but cool.
1366
01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:49,700
Oh, I also want to give you a title.
1367
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,159
Something like...
1368
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,711
VP of diffusion line, if you like that?
1369
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,798
Okay. I have a title?
VP of the diffusion line!
1370
01:12:58,332 --> 01:13:01,130
Wait, should I get, like, a standing desk
or something? Is that too fancy?
1371
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,679
No, those people always look like
they work at Verizon, but I don't know.
1372
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,760
Are you sure you don't want
to sit near the snacks?
1373
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:06,967
I don't want to hog them.
1374
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,517
There's just, like, so many.
1375
01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,803
So, let's talk about the keynote speech.
1376
01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,639
So I put the whole thing on my tablet.
1377
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:15,311
I can hook up to a Bluetooth,
or I can just be on a remote.
1378
01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:16,392
I can go to a flat screen...
1379
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:17,901
Shh...
1380
01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,818
- Okay.
- You'll be great...
1381
01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:23,195
I'm just going to be quiet.
1382
01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:27,078
Come up there? Okay.
1383
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,288
Hi.
1384
01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:39,165
She see me?
1385
01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:41,084
- Avery?
- Yeah.
1386
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,344
No. It's an hour flight.
1387
01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:45,007
Word will probably get out.
1388
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:47,886
Yeah, but once we're
up in the air, it's too late.
1389
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:49,929
I didn't know you were coming.
1390
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:52,012
Oh, yeah, I'm just hitching a ride
to the Yankees-Red Sox game.
1391
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,142
So cool.
1392
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:56,065
Are you pleasantly surprised?
1393
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,642
- That you're coming?
- Yeah.
1394
01:13:58,392 --> 01:13:59,439
Mmm-hmm.
1395
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:00,857
Good. Me, too.
1396
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:03,234
Good morning, welcome aboard.
This is Dan, your captain speaking.
1397
01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:05,942
About 35 minutes up to Boston,
skies are clear.
1398
01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:08,028
Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.
1399
01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:13,621
"What we really wanna say
to our customer is that, yes,
1400
01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:18,288
we have made these items
cheaper for her and easier to use.
1401
01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:20,457
But really...
1402
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,962
But really what we've made them is better...
1403
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:29,766
...is better for her.
1404
01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:35,097
Because we love her."
1405
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:36,939
No, thank you.
1406
01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:40,229
"Because we love her..."
1407
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:44,568
Oh.
1408
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,236
Hey.
1409
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:47,738
Hi.
1410
01:14:48,192 --> 01:14:50,031
So, I'm... I'm right next door.
1411
01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,865
That's crazy.
1412
01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:54,574
Do you mind if I come in
and make a quick phone call?
1413
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,377
Is that okay? Great, thanks.
1414
01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:05,794
- Yeah, the phone is...
- Right here?
1415
01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:07,504
The phone... Yeah.
1416
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,550
Hey, yeah, can I get the steelhead salmon?
1417
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,347
And you can leave off the gremolata,
1418
01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,767
and the tartlet of leek and chanterelles.
1419
01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:20,145
- You want anything?
- Oh, no. I'm fine.
1420
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:21,517
Mozzarella sticks?
1421
01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:25,480
- Mozzarella sticks.
- Mozzarella sticks, okay.
1422
01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:27,109
If you want them, I don't even like them.
1423
01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:29,111
- But if you like them...
- No, I want them.
1424
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,694
And a couple of orders
of, uh, mozzarella sticks.
1425
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,412
Right. Thanks.
1426
01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:37,995
- Why can't you order?
- Yeah. So, um,
1427
01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:41,045
Avery had all the room charges
blocked from my room.
1428
01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:44,252
Hey, it's not funny.
1429
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,379
See, if I'd known she was going to do that,
1430
01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:50,464
I would have just, uh, asked
to room with you from the beginning.
1431
01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:52,635
Huh.
1432
01:15:52,715 --> 01:15:54,433
Right.
1433
01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:58,726
This is cute. These pigtails.
1434
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,309
Yeah.
1435
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,891
Don't see them so much these days.
1436
01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:04,563
Yeah, two of them.
1437
01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:06,395
Yeah, saw the other one around there.
1438
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,480
Yeah.
1439
01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:10,232
It's nice.
1440
01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:11,655
Thanks.
1441
01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:14,912
So, they got you the big suite, huh?
1442
01:16:16,155 --> 01:16:17,118
Yeah.
1443
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:18,825
This is, like, twice the size of my room.
1444
01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:21,077
It's bigger than my apartment.
1445
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,870
God, look at the size of this bed.
1446
01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:26,002
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's...
1447
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,254
- I'll just put this there.
- ...a bandage for my leg.
1448
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,507
Um...
1449
01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:34,382
I'm supposed to go
meet your sister at the bar
1450
01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:36,263
to go over the presentation.
1451
01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:38,556
I'll just leave as soon
as the food comes, then.
1452
01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:40,888
Wow.
1453
01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:44,020
Looks like you're totally prepared
for this meeting tomorrow.
1454
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,062
Yeah.
1455
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:47,770
I mean, I'm sure you'll just
dazzle them, as per usual.
1456
01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:50,614
I dazzle?
1457
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,192
Please, like you don't know.
1458
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,530
Come on, you dazzle my sister,
my grandma... me.
1459
01:16:58,823 --> 01:16:59,790
What?
1460
01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:01,121
Come here, sit down.
1461
01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,833
I don't know how you do it, Renee, but...
1462
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:13,630
you've gotten a whole lot of women
who always think they know best
1463
01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:17,057
to sit up and take notice of you.
1464
01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:22,476
And what you think, and who you are.
1465
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,108
Me?
1466
01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:29,771
Yeah, I can't even get
my room charges covered.
1467
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:35,489
Yeah, but a lot of women notice you, too.
1468
01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:40,039
Maybe, but that's just 'cause
of my family's money.
1469
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,702
Uh...
1470
01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:42,829
I think.
1471
01:17:43,242 --> 01:17:44,243
Yeah, no.
1472
01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:45,289
Maybe not?
1473
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:46,370
No.
1474
01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:51,091
Problem is, I never really know, you know?
1475
01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:52,919
No, I don't.
1476
01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:55,546
Except, you know, with you...
1477
01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:59,350
I feel like I actually do know.
1478
01:18:01,051 --> 01:18:02,928
That I'm gunning for your money?
1479
01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:05,356
Every last cent of it.
1480
01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:17,864
Oh...
1481
01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:22,785
Uh...
1482
01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,742
I am wet...
1483
01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:25,996
Excuse me?
1484
01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:28,454
...with diarrhea.
1485
01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:31,127
- Oh.
- Yeah, I...
1486
01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:35,131
I need you to go, 'cause I just feel
how much I'm getting diarrhea.
1487
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,257
Okay.
1488
01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:39,216
And I don't want you to see the diarrhea.
1489
01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,327
Who are you?
1490
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:03,615
Who are you?
1491
01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:06,120
Hey, Renee, the food's here.
I guess I'll head off.
1492
01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:53,126
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
1493
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,389
Renee, whoa, are you okay?
1494
01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:04,050
Yeah, never better.
1495
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,679
I'm looking for Avery LeClaire.
1496
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:07,848
I'm supposed to meet her down here,
but I'm really late.
1497
01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:08,975
Have you seen her?
1498
01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:11,269
You've got blood spurting out of your head.
1499
01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:15,022
Oh, yeah, it really hurts.
What are you doing here?
1500
01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:16,649
I'm just getting ready
for the Target pitch tomorrow.
1501
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:17,942
They want me to do some AV stuff.
1502
01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:20,150
Wait a minute. You recognize me?
1503
01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:21,233
Yeah.
1504
01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:23,155
You recognize me right now, no problem?
1505
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,324
Yeah, I mean, the blood
threw me a little, but...
1506
01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:26,906
Oh, my God, I knew I felt different.
1507
01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:30,327
Oh, my God. Please let it not be gone.
1508
01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:34,588
Please, God. Please, please, please.
1509
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:44,841
No, no, no.
1510
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:46,762
No!
1511
01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,810
It's gone! It's gone!
1512
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:54,186
I said... I said, "Who are you?"
into the foggy mirror,
1513
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,734
and I hit my head.
1514
01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:58,229
I must've broken the spell,
1515
01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,609
and it's gone!
1516
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,613
I knew it. I knew it couldn't last!
1517
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:08,448
Why would this last? You're so stupid, Renee!
1518
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,036
What's wrong with you?
1519
01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:12,747
I'm back to being me!
1520
01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:25,260
Okay.
1521
01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:28,388
I need you to give this to Avery LeClaire.
1522
01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,933
It has everything she needs
for the presentation.
1523
01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:34,143
She's going to think
she can't do it, but she can.
1524
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,394
Why? Aren't you going to do it?
1525
01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:37,813
I wish I could be there, but I can't.
1526
01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,064
Will you tell her?
1527
01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,737
- Okay.
- Okay.
1528
01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:03,299
Flight 1116 to New York
is now boarding at gate C-17.
1529
01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:41,961
Oh, no.
1530
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,801
Renee, I did the pitch.
1531
01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:50,219
I did it just like you said,
1532
01:22:50,299 --> 01:22:53,098
but coming from me,
it just didn't sound right.
1533
01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:55,391
Now we're doing this giant launch event
1534
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,059
to show everyone how great the line is,
1535
01:22:57,139 --> 01:23:00,312
and we need you. Call me!
1536
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,315
Hey, you're home!
1537
01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:08,150
Oh, shit, hello?
1538
01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:11,448
- Um...
- Are you okay? What just happened?
1539
01:23:11,528 --> 01:23:12,741
Uh... I...
1540
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:13,822
Oh, God.
1541
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:17,079
My back. I broke it.
1542
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,247
Just now?
1543
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:19,704
No, no, no. Um...
1544
01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:22,881
At the airplane.
1545
01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:24,675
Well, that sucks.
1546
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,297
What if I come over and take care of you?
1547
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:27,923
No, no, no, no.
1548
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,343
- Okay...
- They're spraying for ants.
1549
01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,595
Oh, well, then, Renee,
you shouldn't be there anyway.
1550
01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:36,098
That's horrible. That's, like,
poison stuff. I'll come get you.
1551
01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:40,519
No, I really want to be here
for the ant removal.
1552
01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:43,102
I don't want them to remove the ones I like.
1553
01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:46,355
And I don't really look
my best right now. So I...
1554
01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:47,860
Obviously, I don't believe that.
1555
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,653
I think you look great all the time.
1556
01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:52,282
How about this?
Saturday night, I'll take you out.
1557
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,201
You're probably gonna be
recovered by then, right?
1558
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:55,865
Mmm-hmm. Yes.
1559
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,123
Okay. I miss you.
1560
01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:58,701
I miss you, too.
1561
01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,337
Oh, it seems like
you're standing right there.
1562
01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:09,506
- Is your back all right now?
- No.
1563
01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:11,175
It looked like you had gotten...
1564
01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:12,882
Yeah, no, that's a coincidence
'cause I'm not up.
1565
01:24:12,965 --> 01:24:14,308
Don't rush this, if you...
1566
01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:25,151
Darling, if all you have
is a pack of gum, please.
1567
01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:31,987
Wait! Why her? What about me?
I'm standing right here.
1568
01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,070
All I have is this cookie.
1569
01:24:34,152 --> 01:24:36,325
Is it because she's so beautiful?
1570
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:39,286
- I didn't even see you in line.
- Yeah, right.
1571
01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:41,455
You probably have all these
cookies at your house
1572
01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:43,957
from all the 20-year-olds that you bang!
1573
01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:45,626
And you don't even deserve it!
1574
01:24:45,706 --> 01:24:49,085
They just want your money,
so now you know that.
1575
01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:50,756
- Hi, darling.
- Hi, honey.
1576
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:53,051
I found the ginkgo biloba.
1577
01:24:53,297 --> 01:24:54,593
- You okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
1578
01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:56,516
I would like to apologize.
1579
01:24:57,175 --> 01:25:00,930
I did not know your situation,
and it's very beautiful.
1580
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:04,858
You are two beautiful aging white men.
1581
01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,104
Thank you.
1582
01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:27,255
I know, it's all gone.
1583
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,758
I brought you these cookies.
1584
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,631
They're covered in chocolate.
1585
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,633
Okay, you're so drunk.
1586
01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:36,802
And there's a picture of a cat on safari.
1587
01:25:36,882 --> 01:25:40,556
I know you just assume you can just
drop by whenever you want
1588
01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:43,350
because your loser friends have no plans.
1589
01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:46,184
But we're about to go to Escape the Room.
1590
01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:49,729
It's the Grouper guys. Hey, Groupers!
1591
01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:52,280
- Don't call them that.
- Where's your scarf at?
1592
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:56,152
I want to go to the room
you pay to be locked in.
1593
01:25:56,610 --> 01:26:01,161
I don't really feel like being embarrassed
or insulted tonight, so no.
1594
01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:04,034
You don't want to go with me
because I'm not pretty anymore.
1595
01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:06,666
Look, why do you think
everyone cares what you look like?
1596
01:26:07,204 --> 01:26:13,507
Like, we're your friends
because you were fun and funny and kind.
1597
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,512
And then I don't know what happened.
1598
01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:17,555
I could tell you what happened.
1599
01:26:18,298 --> 01:26:21,763
All my wildest dreams came true,
and then it was gone.
1600
01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,720
Renee, will you just listen to yourself?
1601
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,307
Your wildest dream
is that you were beautiful?
1602
01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:27,853
That is so sad!
1603
01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:31,023
Yeah, like, we never gave a shit
what you looked like.
1604
01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:34,778
Guys, I just want us to go back
to how we were before.
1605
01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,821
Can't we just do that? Can't we just go back?
1606
01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:40,700
No. And we have to go, so...
1607
01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:43,201
All of us? We all can go?
1608
01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:44,202
No.
1609
01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:45,784
Just us and not the guys?
1610
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,619
Absolutely not.
1611
01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,755
Okay. Okay, I understand.
1612
01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:55,545
Well, I have my cell phone on
if anybody changes their mind.
1613
01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:21,070
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1614
01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:37,218
Whoa!
1615
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,678
I'm sorry. Sorry.
1616
01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:47,972
- You okay?
- Sorry.
1617
01:27:56,897 --> 01:27:58,240
Sorry, sorry.
1618
01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:00,070
What am I even worried about?
1619
01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:01,743
There's no way he's going to recognize me.
1620
01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:56,460
Are you here alone?
1621
01:28:58,416 --> 01:28:59,759
No. Y...
1622
01:29:00,252 --> 01:29:01,674
Uh, yes.
1623
01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:06,595
Technically, but, um,
I'm meeting my boyfriend.
1624
01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:08,268
Oh, right. Okay.
1625
01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:09,682
Of course.
1626
01:29:10,637 --> 01:29:16,110
Well, how about I buy you
a drink while you wait?
1627
01:29:16,852 --> 01:29:18,354
No, I really shouldn't.
1628
01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:21,610
Well, why not?
1629
01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:24,777
Just killin' time,
you're waitin' for your boyfriend.
1630
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,533
I'm waitin' for my girlfriend.
1631
01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:28,906
Your girlfriend?
1632
01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:33,452
Did you say that she's your girlfriend?
1633
01:29:34,870 --> 01:29:36,747
I did say that.
1634
01:29:37,289 --> 01:29:40,293
And I hope that's okay.
1635
01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,548
No, I'm sure she, like, loves it.
1636
01:29:43,336 --> 01:29:44,963
But what, um...
1637
01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:46,673
What's she like? Like...
1638
01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:50,886
Your girlfriend... That's your girlfriend?
1639
01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:55,183
She is pretty amazing.
1640
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:59,069
Funny and smart.
1641
01:29:59,603 --> 01:30:02,607
And the most beautiful girl in the world.
1642
01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:05,242
And here I am, "How did I get this lady?"
1643
01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:07,528
And I did.
1644
01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:12,999
I can't...
1645
01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,753
I can't... Excuse me.
1646
01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:25,507
- Hey.
- Hey, um...
1647
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,716
I'm sorry. I am not going
to be able to make it tonight.
1648
01:30:29,090 --> 01:30:30,217
Um...
1649
01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:33,436
I can't do this.
1650
01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:35,183
I don't know what we're doing.
1651
01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:39,188
You, me, any of it. I can't do it. I'm sorry.
1652
01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,356
Okay, wait. Hold on.
1653
01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:44,150
I didn't mean to freak you out, I'm sorry.
1654
01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:46,107
I really thought we were just having fun.
1655
01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:49,741
No, we were having fun. That's not it. Um...
1656
01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:52,789
Um... I, uh...
1657
01:30:54,658 --> 01:30:56,285
I don't know what to say to you.
1658
01:30:58,453 --> 01:30:59,541
It's over.
1659
01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:01,999
Well, look, you don't have to... Don't.
Let's not do it over the phone.
1660
01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:03,879
Wherever you are, I'll come and meet you,
1661
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,881
- and let's talk.
- No, no, no.
1662
01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:08,089
- You can't come where I am.
- Why?
1663
01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:09,969
You can't see me anymore.
1664
01:31:11,257 --> 01:31:13,054
I'm not who you think I am.
1665
01:31:13,134 --> 01:31:14,602
And that's it? I think I...
1666
01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:17,393
I think I deserve better than that.
1667
01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:19,477
You deserve much better than this.
1668
01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,400
You deserve much better than me.
1669
01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:24,025
I'm sorry.
1670
01:32:21,077 --> 01:32:22,666
- Hey...
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1671
01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:24,918
Hi. Hi, it's me.
1672
01:32:24,998 --> 01:32:27,087
- I know, yeah.
- I really need bike 34.
1673
01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:28,380
Oh, um...
1674
01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:31,633
I need to recreate the magic
of that last class.
1675
01:32:31,713 --> 01:32:34,260
Oh. We would like it
if you don't recreate that.
1676
01:32:34,340 --> 01:32:37,430
I'll be fine. I just...
I really, really need it.
1677
01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:39,137
Okay. There.
1678
01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:42,143
What's up, SoHo, you ready?
1679
01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:44,601
This is your ride! This is your time!
1680
01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:47,148
Knees inside your pelvis, core engaged!
1681
01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:49,818
I want you to set an intention for this ride!
1682
01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:50,774
I got one!
1683
01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:54,698
If your intention was for change,
the change is already here,
1684
01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:57,406
- and the miracle is already here.
- Yes, it is!
1685
01:32:57,489 --> 01:33:01,287
Today you're going to see that person
that you've always wanted to be!
1686
01:33:01,367 --> 01:33:04,371
Change your mind! Change your body!
1687
01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:05,956
Change your life!
1688
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:07,924
Are you ready?
1689
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,334
Yeah!
1690
01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:11,966
Here we go! In three, two, one! Up!
1691
01:33:37,904 --> 01:33:39,281
Oh, God.
1692
01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:47,959
- Hey.
- Oh.
1693
01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,166
You okay?
1694
01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:52,177
Yeah. I just, um... Sorry.
1695
01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:55,172
I'm just going through a rough breakup, so...
1696
01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:58,720
Well, I bet guys can be pretty mean
1697
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,052
when you break up with them, right?
1698
01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:03,765
Or when they break up with you
for being a real freaking person.
1699
01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:06,149
Wait, hang on.
1700
01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:08,229
The acoustics in here are weird.
1701
01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:10,437
It sounds like you are saying you got dumped.
1702
01:34:11,437 --> 01:34:15,738
Someone said to you,
"I don't want to see you anymore.
1703
01:34:16,109 --> 01:34:18,453
Ever again. I don't want
to have sex with you again."
1704
01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:20,909
Somebody has told you... You got dumped?
1705
01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:23,203
- Can you stop saying "dumped"?
- Of course, I'm sorry.
1706
01:34:23,283 --> 01:34:25,160
I... I just assumed that...
1707
01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:28,083
you wouldn't have
to deal with stuff like that.
1708
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:31,133
What? 'Cause of my body. Or something like...
1709
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,173
Your body, your whole head.
1710
01:34:35,253 --> 01:34:37,256
Do you have every rib that I have?
1711
01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:40,012
Everything really worked out for you.
1712
01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:42,430
Where even are your organs?
1713
01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:46,559
I've always dealt with being
really insecure, so it's nice to hear.
1714
01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:49,938
Shut up, forever. What?
1715
01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:51,481
No, I'm serious. Like, it's an issue.
1716
01:34:51,561 --> 01:34:53,274
I, like, struggle with self-esteem. So...
1717
01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:56,608
I want to punch you right
in your dumb face right now.
1718
01:34:56,691 --> 01:35:00,031
Okay, that's the kind of comment
that, like... I just...
1719
01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:01,738
That's what causes my insecurity.
1720
01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:03,284
"Dumb." It's like...
It's like a trigger word.
1721
01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:04,786
I'm sorry I said that, it's just...
1722
01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:08,621
You getting dumped is making me feel
like I might be okay.
1723
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,455
Randomly, it's making me feel better, too.
1724
01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:13,878
- Okay, that's good.
- Oh, my gosh.
1725
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,755
But, um, I have to actually go.
1726
01:35:15,835 --> 01:35:17,929
I have a go-see at Lily LeClaire.
1727
01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:19,882
Lily LeClaire?
1728
01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:21,136
- Yeah.
- For what?
1729
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,594
Um, like, modeling a new line, I guess.
1730
01:35:24,135 --> 01:35:25,227
The diffusion line?
1731
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:26,766
- Um...
- Wait, you're going for that?
1732
01:35:26,846 --> 01:35:28,598
- It's...
- Yeah.
1733
01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:31,309
- Okay, bye.
- Okay, bye. Feel better.
1734
01:35:31,392 --> 01:35:33,019
- Thanks.
- That guy's a dick.
1735
01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:34,274
Yeah.
1736
01:35:44,113 --> 01:35:45,990
- Morning.
- Hi.
1737
01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:47,872
It's 3:00 p.m.
1738
01:35:48,493 --> 01:35:49,581
What you got for me?
1739
01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:52,039
- In terms of what?
- Packages.
1740
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,503
- Some of those for me?
- Uh, no, those are empty.
1741
01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:57,756
Can I have an ionic water? Bottom right.
1742
01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:03,092
Thanks. Uh, you should really serve these
with a straw and a napkin.
1743
01:36:03,174 --> 01:36:04,888
But I won't hold it against you.
1744
01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:07,346
Hey, do you know if this is something
to do with the diffusion line?
1745
01:36:07,428 --> 01:36:10,773
Yeah, they're casting the face of the line.
1746
01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:12,770
God!
1747
01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:15,064
They're planning a huge party
to launch the whole thing.
1748
01:36:15,144 --> 01:36:16,191
Yeah.
1749
01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,109
You think it ever occurred
to them to cast someone
1750
01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:20,692
who looks like they would
actually buy the products?
1751
01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:22,118
Someone like you?
1752
01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:26,785
Yeah.
1753
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,287
Yes.
1754
01:36:28,825 --> 01:36:30,543
Someone exactly like me.
1755
01:36:31,577 --> 01:36:33,454
Hey, Viv. Um...
1756
01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:36,003
I've been looking everywhere
for you guys. I...
1757
01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:39,920
I just want to apologize
for how I behaved. I'm so sorry.
1758
01:36:40,003 --> 01:36:42,550
I... I'm so embarrassed.
1759
01:36:42,630 --> 01:36:44,974
Please tell Jane, I...
1760
01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:47,761
Anyway, um...
1761
01:36:48,594 --> 01:36:51,393
I really want you to
meet up with me on Friday.
1762
01:36:52,557 --> 01:36:54,685
I... I need you.
1763
01:36:56,311 --> 01:36:58,029
Okay. This is Renee.
1764
01:36:58,604 --> 01:36:59,605
Okay.
1765
01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:12,288
Come on! We're going to miss it.
1766
01:37:12,368 --> 01:37:14,207
- This is uphill!
- This is it.
1767
01:37:14,287 --> 01:37:15,414
This is the door.
1768
01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:21,172
- Close it. Close it.
- I am.
1769
01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:22,720
Don't yell at me. I'm closing it.
1770
01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:26,178
Act like you've been here before.
Act like you work here.
1771
01:37:26,758 --> 01:37:28,429
I can't lose my job, all right?
1772
01:37:28,509 --> 01:37:31,057
I'll have to move back with my aunt.
She calls me Meat Patty.
1773
01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:32,350
- She drinks too much.
- I know.
1774
01:37:32,430 --> 01:37:34,102
Why didn't I hear about this
when we worked together?
1775
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:35,728
This would be fun banter.
1776
01:37:35,808 --> 01:37:37,730
- Yeah.
- Okay. Just keep it cool.
1777
01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:56,295
Good evening.
1778
01:37:58,831 --> 01:38:00,879
And thank you all for coming tonight.
1779
01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:03,344
We're so pleased to have you here.
1780
01:38:05,046 --> 01:38:10,052
This is an exciting evening
for Lily LeClaire, for you, and for me.
1781
01:38:10,676 --> 01:38:13,555
When my grandmother
first started this company...
1782
01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,725
in the year 1200 AD...
1783
01:38:17,392 --> 01:38:18,938
It's a long, long time ago.
1784
01:38:21,771 --> 01:38:25,617
She had only $1,000.
1785
01:38:26,067 --> 01:38:27,990
Again, that was a long time ago...
1786
01:38:30,571 --> 01:38:32,618
Inflation, so...
1787
01:38:32,698 --> 01:38:36,373
So that would be different now. And...
1788
01:38:39,539 --> 01:38:41,337
That wasn't supposed to happen. Uh...
1789
01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:42,876
What... What?
1790
01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:45,548
Could somebody... Is there anybody here...
1791
01:38:45,628 --> 01:38:46,716
Technical support?
1792
01:38:46,796 --> 01:38:50,767
Anybody who's technical or support?
1793
01:38:51,217 --> 01:38:53,436
Stupid bitch, you're such a failure.
1794
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:26,010
I thought that was going to bust easier.
1795
01:39:27,336 --> 01:39:28,303
Um...
1796
01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:30,222
Hello.
1797
01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:32,138
My name is Renee.
1798
01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:33,468
And, uh...
1799
01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:37,142
Some of you know me as this woman.
1800
01:39:39,140 --> 01:39:40,141
Glamorous.
1801
01:39:41,184 --> 01:39:42,151
Flawless.
1802
01:39:42,852 --> 01:39:43,694
Perfection.
1803
01:39:44,562 --> 01:39:45,939
But that's not the real me.
1804
01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:50,159
This is the real me.
1805
01:39:50,485 --> 01:39:51,612
I don't get it.
1806
01:39:52,153 --> 01:39:55,532
I know, these women look nothing alike.
1807
01:39:56,616 --> 01:39:57,708
But they're both me.
1808
01:39:58,242 --> 01:40:00,040
Take a second to process it.
1809
01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:04,124
But in this industry, I only felt wanted...
1810
01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,968
when I looked like this.
1811
01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:11,510
- I think she's crazy.
- Not when I looked...
1812
01:40:28,189 --> 01:40:29,236
There was no magic.
1813
01:40:31,192 --> 01:40:32,364
That's me.
1814
01:40:33,361 --> 01:40:34,908
That's me, they're both me. That's me.
1815
01:40:47,083 --> 01:40:48,676
I did all this as me.
1816
01:40:57,385 --> 01:40:58,887
When we're little girls,
1817
01:41:00,263 --> 01:41:02,607
we have all the confidence in the world.
1818
01:41:04,767 --> 01:41:07,145
We let our bellies hang out, and...
1819
01:41:08,104 --> 01:41:10,732
And we just dance and play
1820
01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:12,278
and pick our wedgies.
1821
01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:15,656
And then these things happen that just...
1822
01:41:15,736 --> 01:41:17,329
They make us question ourselves.
1823
01:41:17,905 --> 01:41:20,249
Somebody says something mean
to you on the playground,
1824
01:41:20,992 --> 01:41:22,163
and then we grow up,
1825
01:41:22,243 --> 01:41:25,292
and you doubt yourself
over and over again until...
1826
01:41:25,788 --> 01:41:28,002
you lose all that confidence.
1827
01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:31,552
All that self-esteem, all that faith
you started with is gone.
1828
01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:35,093
But what if we didn't
let those moments get to us?
1829
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:37,467
What if we were stronger than that?
1830
01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:40,474
Right?
1831
01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:43,015
What if we didn't care about how we looked?
1832
01:41:44,265 --> 01:41:45,608
Or how we sounded?
1833
01:41:48,394 --> 01:41:51,398
What if we never lost
that little-girl confidence?
1834
01:41:51,939 --> 01:41:53,316
What if when someone tells us
1835
01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:56,824
that we aren't good or thin or pretty enough,
1836
01:41:57,612 --> 01:41:59,740
we have strength and the wisdom...
1837
01:42:01,324 --> 01:42:03,952
to say what I am is better than all of that?
1838
01:42:05,828 --> 01:42:08,751
Because what I am is me!
1839
01:42:11,417 --> 01:42:12,669
I'm me!
1840
01:42:13,169 --> 01:42:14,716
And I'm proud to be me!
1841
01:42:15,254 --> 01:42:18,804
And if you ever get the chance
to hang out with me or my friends,
1842
01:42:19,216 --> 01:42:22,390
my amazing, perfect friends...
1843
01:42:22,470 --> 01:42:24,973
Well, all I have to say to you
is you're welcome.
1844
01:42:28,225 --> 01:42:30,148
Mason, hit it.
1845
01:42:32,563 --> 01:42:34,281
We are real women.
1846
01:42:35,816 --> 01:42:38,531
We are. What a great thing to be.
1847
01:42:40,237 --> 01:42:45,334
A real, healthy, just strong,
funny, kick-ass chick!
1848
01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:48,371
This new line of products
won't change your life.
1849
01:42:48,454 --> 01:42:50,081
Only you can do that.
1850
01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:52,667
And you can do that.
1851
01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:54,168
Believe me.
1852
01:42:55,002 --> 01:42:59,098
But this line is for every girl
who is ready to believe in herself!
1853
01:43:01,425 --> 01:43:03,177
You are beautiful!
1854
01:43:03,260 --> 01:43:04,557
You are everything!
1855
01:43:04,637 --> 01:43:06,934
And you are the real face of this line!
1856
01:43:07,014 --> 01:43:10,018
And we are all the face of Lily LeClaire!
1857
01:43:14,188 --> 01:43:16,736
Whoo!
1858
01:43:16,816 --> 01:43:18,363
You go, Renee!
1859
01:43:18,693 --> 01:43:20,070
You picked a good one, you know.
1860
01:43:22,238 --> 01:43:23,456
Oh, my God!
1861
01:43:30,037 --> 01:43:31,664
Well, that was super weird.
1862
01:43:32,707 --> 01:43:34,550
And also very effective.
1863
01:43:35,918 --> 01:43:36,964
Thanks.
1864
01:43:37,044 --> 01:43:39,513
Do you know we offer
a mental health program at work?
1865
01:43:39,797 --> 01:43:41,049
I still have a job?
1866
01:43:41,924 --> 01:43:43,471
Oh, my God.
1867
01:43:45,302 --> 01:43:47,896
Thank you. Okay,
I'm gonna go say hi to some people.
1868
01:43:50,307 --> 01:43:53,648
Avery? They're going crazy for all this.
1869
01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:55,776
Let's be honest. We both know.
1870
01:43:56,188 --> 01:43:57,565
That's for Renee.
1871
01:43:58,858 --> 01:44:00,030
Oh!
1872
01:44:00,401 --> 01:44:03,996
Sweetheart,
Renee wouldn't be here without you.
1873
01:44:05,114 --> 01:44:06,411
None of us would.
1874
01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:08,326
Oh, Gram.
1875
01:44:25,634 --> 01:44:26,847
This is Ethan.
1876
01:44:26,927 --> 01:44:28,224
Hi, it's me.
1877
01:44:28,971 --> 01:44:30,018
Renee.
1878
01:44:30,264 --> 01:44:33,939
Um, I know you probably don't want
to see me right now, but I just...
1879
01:44:34,393 --> 01:44:35,690
Just, please hear me out.
1880
01:44:36,228 --> 01:44:37,942
Okay? I... I...
1881
01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:40,776
I am so sorry for how I acted
the other night.
1882
01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:43,403
I know this...
1883
01:44:43,944 --> 01:44:45,696
is hard to believe, but it has nothing to do
1884
01:44:45,780 --> 01:44:47,123
with how I feel about you.
1885
01:44:47,448 --> 01:44:51,123
And everything to do
with my feelings about me.
1886
01:44:52,286 --> 01:44:53,287
And...
1887
01:44:54,830 --> 01:44:55,831
I, uh...
1888
01:44:56,791 --> 01:44:58,885
This is gonna sound so crazy, but I...
1889
01:44:59,710 --> 01:45:00,798
I thought that you thought
1890
01:45:00,878 --> 01:45:02,881
that I was the most beautiful
woman in the world.
1891
01:45:02,963 --> 01:45:04,840
- Hey.
- Hey.
1892
01:45:05,925 --> 01:45:08,804
I do think that you're the most
beautiful woman in the world.
1893
01:45:11,972 --> 01:45:13,224
Just let me real quick,
1894
01:45:13,307 --> 01:45:14,770
- 'cause it was killing me...
- What?
1895
01:45:14,850 --> 01:45:16,352
You were, like, struggling with it.
1896
01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:17,812
- You could see?
- Yeah, well, I saw...
1897
01:45:17,895 --> 01:45:19,358
- That's a camera?
- Yeah.
1898
01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:20,901
You could see me that whole time?
1899
01:45:20,981 --> 01:45:21,982
Renee...
1900
01:45:23,150 --> 01:45:24,527
I've always seen you.
1901
01:45:43,546 --> 01:45:45,423
What's up, SoHo?
1902
01:45:45,506 --> 01:45:47,509
You guys ready to change your life?
1903
01:45:48,717 --> 01:45:49,638
Yes!
1904
01:45:49,718 --> 01:45:51,721
I don't know what you came in here for today,
1905
01:45:51,804 --> 01:45:54,182
but the miracle is already here!
1906
01:45:54,557 --> 01:45:57,356
You just have to open up
your heart and receive it!
1907
01:45:58,060 --> 01:45:59,687
I want you to look into the mirror
1908
01:45:59,770 --> 01:46:02,443
and visualize the change
you came in here for.
1909
01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:05,402
Is it spiritual? Is it physical?
1910
01:46:05,484 --> 01:46:06,781
Is it emotional?