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Good morning, Mother and Father.

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Good morning, Tinashe.

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Good morning, Mother and Father.

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Good morning, Omma.

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Good morning, Mother and Father,
and Happy Anniversary.

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Yes, Meeka.

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It is our anniversary.

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Today, we celebrate

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30 years of Zamundan prosperity,

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30 years of service to our
great nation

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and 30 years of delicious
fast food.

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We want to welcome you all to
McDowell's Zamunda.

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The McDowell's menu is in no way

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influenced by the McDonald's menu.

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They've got Egg McMuffins.

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We've got Egg McStuffins.

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We are also celebrating

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the arrival of our new
Beyond Big Mick Burger!

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And it's all part of my lovely
granddaughter's campaign

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to reduce our, uh... Our what?

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Carbon footprint.

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And without using
any animal by products.

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It's just good old fashioned grass.

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So there's no meat?
There's no meat.

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Beautiful, leafy taste.

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So delicious.

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Maybe it would taste
much better with a...

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Pepsi.

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Pepsi, the official soft drink
of McDowell's Zamunda.

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You look tired, Father.

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Maybe he needs a nap.

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I am the heir to the throne
of Zamunda.

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I shall not be shamed
by my two daughters.

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Three daughters!

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Yeah!

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Behold! Prince Akeem
in his natural element,

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cowering at the mercy
of the women in his life.

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Semmi, perhaps you would like
to spar with my daughters

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and teach them some combinations.

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No doubt, you are

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their best teacher, Your Majesty.

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It is my daughters that teach me

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in the languages of the
modern world.

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For instance,

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are my princely robes not on fleek?

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Oh, my God, Father.
To be on fleek is no more.

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Really?

48
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I rather enjoyed being on fleek.

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Your father has sent for you.

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He has an urgent matter
to discuss with you.

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Tell me, Semmi, this urgent matter..

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Does it concern
my marriage to a suitor

53
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who shall one day sit
on the throne of Zamunda?

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I will talk to Father alone.

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And how is my father today?

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He has already ordered
my execution three times.

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Oh, then he must be feeling better.

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Prince Akeem!

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Nexdorian Soldiers.

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I could not stop.
They are coming.

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Presenting the supreme leader
of Nexdoria,

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the conqueror of countries
and hearts...

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The wrestler of lions,

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the tamer of elephants,

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the inspiration for Mufasa...

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The most well endowed man in Africa,

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General...

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Izzi.

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Prince Akeem.

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Whoa, look at you.

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My condolences this day
for your father, the King.

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Many thanks for your well
wishes, General Izzi,

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but as you know,
my father still breathes.

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Barely, but for how long?

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Why have you come here, General?

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30 years ago,
you left my sister at the altar.

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Oh, here we go.

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Now look at she.

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Imani, always a pleasure.

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If you had married her,
our countries would be united,

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putting an end to decades
of suffering for all our people.

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General, throughout the years,

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we have tried to help
Nexdoria many times.

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I would like nothing more
than to help your country

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relieve its burden of poverty.

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Zamunda can only afford so much.

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I did not come here for money.

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I came here for blood.

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But not the murder kind.

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No, no, no, family blood.

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Marriage blood, yes?

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Has your daughter considered
the proposal from my son?

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Hey, Prince-o.

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My fellow player.

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Hey!

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Yes.

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I do not think that he and
Meeka will ever happen.

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Ever.

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There is Bopoto, my daughter.

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Perhaps your son can be...

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Uh, ay...

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But you don't have one.

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The shame must be unbearable,

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as a man, as a King,

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without an heir with a nut sack.

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Thank you for your visit, General.

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Seeing you brings to mind

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all of my father's
favorite curses for you.

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To call you a shit stain
brought him much joy.

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I advise you to reconsider my offer.

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It is better to be bound
by blood and marriage

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than be divided by blood and war.

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Eh?

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(Foreign language)

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Hey!

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My time has come, My Son.

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You must heed my words
before I'm gone.

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Please don't leave us so soon,
Your Highness.

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Zamunda needs you.

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Oh, shut up, Semmi!

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You don't have to suck up
to me anymore.

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I'll be dead soon.

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Why couldn't it be you, Semmi?

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Yes, Your Majesty.

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His life is far too worthless.

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His death would make me smile.

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Baba.

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The throne must pass
to a male heir.

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Yes, Father.

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A male heir.

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Once again, I apologize to you

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for all of the shame and disappointment

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that my offspring's
genetic makeup has caused you.

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My son, it appears
your shortcomings in masculinity

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have turned out to be unfounded.

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I seen it

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in a vision.

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You gots a son.

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It is true.

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You have a son, Akeem.

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A bastard son.

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That is impossible.

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The only woman
I have ever lain with is Lisa.

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Father, I did not sow
my royal oats.

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Semmi!

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Hmm?

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Tell Akeem the truth at once.

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Remember in Queens,
night after night,

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you were looking for the
perfect woman?

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Yes.

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Well, I too was..
How can I say this?

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I was looking for the perfect vagina.

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Or any vagina.

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We scoured the far reaches
of that loathsome city,

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searching rather unsuccessfully
for the woman of your dreams.

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♪ My name is Peaches,
and I'm the best ♪

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♪ All the DJs want to feel my breast ♪

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I've been watching you all evening,

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and I want to tear you apart.

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And your friend, too.

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I am going to mingle.

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I had had enough.

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And I realized, if I was ever
going to sow my oats

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on American soil,

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I was going to need to find someone

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to take care of you.

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But don't worry,
I never broke our oath

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of keeping our identity a secret.

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A Prince?

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Yes, a Prince.

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But he cannot know
that you know who he is.

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We are undercover Africans.

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Africans undercover.
Oh, that's good, Baby.

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You ain't got to lie like
that to get some of this ass.

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But you know what? I'll bump
uglies with your homeboy.

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Just let me go throw up
real quick, and, uh...

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And then we can, you know,
get it crackin'.

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♪ Let your soul glow... ♪

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I may not have been thinking straight.

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In my defense, it had been weeks

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since the last time I was
tended to by the Royal Bathers.

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But at the time,
it seemed like a good plan.

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Mmm.

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I hope you like, uh, pumpkin pie.

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'Cause you gonna get a whole slice.

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That is not what happened, Father.

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I remember meeting
this morally bereft woman,

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but there was no
inappropriate mating.

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She offered me some of her
ceremonial herbs.

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Princey.

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And then, if memory serves,

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a wild boar burst into the room.

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It came and jumped into my lap.

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And then it began to ram me.

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And ram me and ram me,
ramming and ramming!

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And a foul...

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You fool,
what have you done to me?!

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Go on, Son.

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Just kill him.
Kill him!

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So I actually have a son?
A bastard son.

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Why was his existence hidden
from me all these years?

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I was hoping you would put a
stem on an apple of your own.

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The royal artist made a
sketch of my vision.

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This is your bastard.

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Hear me, Prince Akeem.

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General Izzi, he will use
the passing of our great King

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as a sign to attack the weak one.

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The weak one?

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Am I the weak one?

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I spoiled you, My Son.

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You are not strong
or ruthless as I am.

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You will be assassinated.

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Within a week.

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Month, tops.

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Prince Akeem, follow the thunderbird.

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It will take you to your boy.

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Follow the thunderbird?

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This is madness.

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If my family were to ever
find out about this...

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You will be safe.

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Our people will be safe.

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It is the only way. You must.

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Easy, My Father.

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The end is near.

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My funeral...

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Should be spectacular.

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Yeah, it will, Papa.

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Let's have it now while I'm alive.

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It shall be glorious.

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In the beginning,

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the universe began.

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Stars, planets,

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all the visible objects
in the universe

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came to be with a single purpose:

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to prepare the way for
the grandest creation of all,

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the birth of Jaffe Joffer.

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But today,

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we gather for a moment or two

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to give much respect due

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to the King who made
a difference in our world.

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Zamundans, I give you...

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En Vogue.

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Oh.

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♪ Yeah, ooh ♪
♪ What a King ♪

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♪ What a King, what a King ♪

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♪ What a mighty good King ♪

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♪ I'm-a say it again now ♪

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♪ What a King, what a Kking,
what a King ♪

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♪ What a mighty good King ♪

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♪ He's a mighty, mighty good King... ♪

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And now... Salt-N-Pepa!

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♪ My King is smooth like Barack,
but his voice got bass ♪

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♪ A Michael B. body
with a Denzel face ♪

254
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♪ Boss moves like Hov,
face on his own money ♪

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00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:10,783
♪ He's good in every hood,
and he's got his own country ♪

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♪ He lookin' like a meal
every time I see him ♪

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♪ A lover and a leader,
other kings couldn't be him ♪

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♪ He dresses like a dapper don,
but even in jeans ♪

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♪ He's a godsent original,
the King of my dreams ♪

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♪ Yeah, ooh ♪
♪ What a King ♪

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♪ What a King, what a King,
what a King ♪

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♪ What a mighty good King ♪

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♪ So good, so good, so good ♪

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♪ What a King, what a King,
what a King ♪

265
00:16:31,637 --> 00:16:33,055
♪ What a mighty good King ♪

266
00:16:50,322 --> 00:16:52,825
Zamunda!

267
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:01,500
With the passing of the great King,

268
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:04,587
the world changed forever.

269
00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:10,092
When he died,
no one ever smiled again.

270
00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:13,012
Vacations were canceled.

271
00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:14,597
Holidays ignored.

272
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,223
♪ He's leaving... ♪

273
00:17:16,307 --> 00:17:18,476
People didn't even have sex anymore.

274
00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:26,650
Our great King
had gone away forever.

275
00:17:28,527 --> 00:17:29,987
Gladys Knight.

276
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,740
♪ He's leaving ♪

277
00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:34,366
♪ Leaving ♪

278
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:36,619
♪ On that midnight train ♪

279
00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:38,370
♪ From Zamunda ♪

280
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:40,456
♪ Leaving on the midnight train ♪

281
00:17:40,539 --> 00:17:42,208
♪ Yes, he is ♪
Son.

282
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,084
Yes, My Father.

283
00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:45,377
♪ Said he's going up ♪

284
00:17:45,461 --> 00:17:47,546
♪ Up, up, up, up ♪

285
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:50,466
♪ Going up to that great ♪
Remember what I told you.

286
00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:52,551
♪ Sahara in the sky... ♪

287
00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:54,386
I'm going to die now.

288
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:55,721
♪ Oh, yes, he is... ♪

289
00:17:55,805 --> 00:17:57,848
Come now, Father.
Everything is going to be...

290
00:17:57,932 --> 00:18:00,726
♪ Oh, please don't leave us ♪

291
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,436
♪ Take us instead ♪

292
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,523
♪ Take us on that midnight train ♪

293
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,107
Father?
♪ From Zamunda ♪

294
00:18:07,191 --> 00:18:09,693
♪ Take us on the midnight train ♪

295
00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:11,779
♪ From Zamunda ♪
♪ Ooh ♪

296
00:18:13,364 --> 00:18:15,616
♪ 'Cause this nation's only hope ♪

297
00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:17,910
♪ Next ruler of this land ♪

298
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,746
♪ Is a son who can't have a son ♪

299
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,164
♪ Of his own ♪

300
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:24,124
♪ What's even the point? ♪

301
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,877
♪ There's not even a point ♪

302
00:18:26,961 --> 00:18:30,172
♪ Sad, sad, sad. ♪

303
00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:53,612
I just lost the greatest man
in my life.

304
00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:56,740
Soon, Nexdorian Warriors
will assassinate me.

305
00:18:58,075 --> 00:19:01,161
And I have a child on the
other side of the world.

306
00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:03,205
Take heart in your grief.

307
00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:04,623
You are King now.

308
00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:05,958
Be as your father.

309
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:07,543
Bark orders at me.

310
00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:09,879
Throw things at me.
It will make you happy.

311
00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:17,052
Prepare the Royal Jet.

312
00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:20,931
We are going back to America.

313
00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:24,643
Oh, hell no, Your Majesty!

314
00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:26,562
Now, I will find
this bastard of Queens,

315
00:19:26,645 --> 00:19:28,772
and I will look into his eyes,
and if I see

316
00:19:28,856 --> 00:19:31,525
the strength of our ancestors,
I shall know he is of my blood.

317
00:19:31,609 --> 00:19:33,569
Then he must come back to Zamunda

318
00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:35,237
and take the Princely Test.

319
00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:37,990
Heir to the throne of Zamunda,

320
00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:40,159
born in America...

321
00:19:41,911 --> 00:19:43,913
Land of opportunity.

322
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:49,209
What kind of man
do you think he is?

323
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,879
This bastard.

324
00:19:51,962 --> 00:19:55,049
If he has Joffer Blood
running through his veins,

325
00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:58,218
I'm sure he's destined for greatness.

326
00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:08,103
You think you look respectable?

327
00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:09,813
I just want to look employable.

328
00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:11,523
Ain't nobody gonna hire you
over all these

329
00:20:11,607 --> 00:20:13,150
Mitt Romney looking ass shmiggas.

330
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:15,903
Why not? I got sales experience.

331
00:20:15,986 --> 00:20:17,988
Which reminds me..
St. John's is at the Garden.

332
00:20:18,072 --> 00:20:19,990
Now, I want you to take
these tickets up there.

333
00:20:20,074 --> 00:20:21,992
Sell 'em at full freight
until tip off.

334
00:20:22,076 --> 00:20:24,787
I can't do this shit no more, Man.
I really can't.

335
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:27,331
This hand to mouth shit,
it's got to stop, all right?

336
00:20:27,414 --> 00:20:28,666
I got to get solid.

337
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,084
I'm in my 30s now.

338
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,710
Since when?

339
00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:33,128
Today!

340
00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:35,714
Today.

341
00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:37,257
Today is my birthday.

342
00:20:37,341 --> 00:20:38,884
And you forgot.

343
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:41,762
Listen to me, Young Jedi, okay?

344
00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:43,639
What you need to do
is learn to relax.

345
00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:45,265
I'm your uncle.

346
00:20:45,349 --> 00:20:47,476
You stay on the ground with me.
You dig it, Son?

347
00:20:47,559 --> 00:20:48,686
Uh, L. Junson.

348
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,397
Don't use white voice.

349
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,023
Present.

350
00:20:54,316 --> 00:20:55,693
I do know smartphones.

351
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,528
I know technology, all right?

352
00:20:57,611 --> 00:21:00,280
I'm well versed in emerging trends.

353
00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:02,616
And I'll tell you this, too.

354
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,369
If you hire me,
I won't let you down.

355
00:21:05,452 --> 00:21:07,329
That's really inspiring.

356
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:09,957
So, uh, just give me a chance,
Mr. Duke.

357
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,959
Oh, my God, please.
My father is Mr. Duke.

358
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:14,878
Uh, and my, uh,
grandfather and great uncle,

359
00:21:14,962 --> 00:21:17,214
who founded Duke & Duke.

360
00:21:17,297 --> 00:21:19,258
Uh, please just call me Calvin.
All right.

361
00:21:19,341 --> 00:21:20,509
I'm calling you Calvin.

362
00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:23,303
I noticed here,
under education, that..

363
00:21:23,387 --> 00:21:26,056
Did it say that you-you
didn't graduate college?

364
00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,725
Well, yeah, see,
I was three credits short

365
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,101
from getting my, uh,
business degree,

366
00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:30,936
but then my mom got laid off,
and, uh,

367
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:33,647
you know, I had to, uh,
drop out to help with the rent.

368
00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:36,150
Is she addicted to drugs or...
What?

369
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:38,527
She have gambling issues or...
No, Man.

370
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:40,863
Pops, uh, in the picture or...

371
00:21:42,197 --> 00:21:44,616
My dad was not in the picture.
Ah.

372
00:21:45,951 --> 00:21:47,411
You know, I went to boarding school,

373
00:21:47,494 --> 00:21:49,079
so there were months
where I didn't see

374
00:21:49,163 --> 00:21:52,249
my parents, except for breaks,
and, uh, it can be hard.

375
00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:55,461
I mean, I've read
a lot of studies that say

376
00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:57,921
that not having a dominant
male figure at home,

377
00:21:58,005 --> 00:22:00,049
it's so detrimental to a child.

378
00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:02,634
Do they say that?
Yeah, they say that.

379
00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:04,511
Who?
Scientists.

380
00:22:04,595 --> 00:22:06,972
Bill Nye did a...
The Science Guy.

381
00:22:07,056 --> 00:22:08,557
Your guy, uh, Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

382
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,851
Do you think that not having

383
00:22:10,934 --> 00:22:15,439
that kind of male role model
could put you at a disadvantage?

384
00:22:15,522 --> 00:22:18,650
No more of a disadvantage
than having a father

385
00:22:18,734 --> 00:22:20,694
who handed you your position.

386
00:22:20,778 --> 00:22:22,196
"Handed"?

387
00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:24,740
I-I was not handed anything.

388
00:22:24,823 --> 00:22:26,992
So you're saying Daddy never
donated a building

389
00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:29,036
to get you into
an Ivy League School?

390
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:30,662
No. Yeah.

391
00:22:30,746 --> 00:22:33,540
Well, there was
a small off campus library.

392
00:22:33,624 --> 00:22:36,085
And Daddy never
had to sneak you into

393
00:22:36,168 --> 00:22:38,045
an over priced rehab facility

394
00:22:38,128 --> 00:22:40,130
to cover up a Cocaine
addiction, Calvin?

395
00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:42,424
It was Oxy, and my mom took me.

396
00:22:44,426 --> 00:22:45,803
Kiss my ass, Calvin.

397
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,221
Hey, you know something?

398
00:22:47,304 --> 00:22:48,889
You've been judging me
since I walked in here.

399
00:22:48,972 --> 00:22:51,558
Which sucks because I am so motivated.

400
00:22:51,642 --> 00:22:53,435
You know what, I-I just
can't wait for them to find

401
00:22:53,519 --> 00:22:55,896
blackface photos of you
from the office party.

402
00:22:55,979 --> 00:22:58,816
I was Will Smith's Aladdin, okay?

403
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,317
Peace, Calvin.

404
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,319
There was blueface over the black...

405
00:23:02,402 --> 00:23:05,531
♪ Say, can you see ♪

406
00:23:05,614 --> 00:23:09,576
♪ I'm coming to America ♪

407
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,328
♪ Coming to America ♪
♪ Oh ♪

408
00:23:11,411 --> 00:23:14,748
♪ Say, can you see ♪

409
00:23:14,832 --> 00:23:18,502
♪ I'm coming to America ♪

410
00:23:18,585 --> 00:23:20,462
♪ America ♪
♪ Hey ♪

411
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,556
Much has changed in Queens.

412
00:23:30,639 --> 00:23:33,142
♪ Oh, can you see ♪

413
00:23:33,225 --> 00:23:34,643
♪ I'm... ♪

414
00:23:34,726 --> 00:23:36,562
Yes, but some things have not.

415
00:23:36,645 --> 00:23:38,063
♪ America ♪

416
00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:40,732
Floyd "Money" Mayweather
ain't shit!

417
00:23:40,816 --> 00:23:42,442
He beat that Filipino boy ass.

418
00:23:42,526 --> 00:23:44,319
"Pack a quando," "Pack a mondo."

419
00:23:44,403 --> 00:23:47,614
Wh-Whatever his name is,
he beat that boy ass, Clarence.

420
00:23:47,698 --> 00:23:51,201
And he beat that meshuggener
Conor McGregor, the Irishman.

421
00:23:51,285 --> 00:23:53,579
Yeah, 'cause he had to do
that for the blacks.

422
00:23:53,662 --> 00:23:55,581
In this political climate,
Black man can't be taking

423
00:23:55,664 --> 00:23:56,999
no ass whipping from no white man.

424
00:23:57,082 --> 00:23:58,125
Would've caused a riot.

425
00:23:58,208 --> 00:23:59,418
I was ready to riot anyway.

426
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:01,170
I wanted to get me
one of them flat screen TVs.

427
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:08,594
Well, I'll be damned!
Look who done come up in here.

428
00:24:08,677 --> 00:24:11,722
Hey, it's Kunta Kinte and Ebola.

429
00:24:11,805 --> 00:24:14,349
Famine and Blood Diamond.
Nelson Mandela and Winnie.

430
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:18,520
Those hungry babies
with the flies on their face.

431
00:24:18,604 --> 00:24:20,189
Hey. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Whoa, whoa.

432
00:24:20,272 --> 00:24:21,732
That's too much, Man.
You stepped over the line, now.

433
00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:23,233
We don't be talking that kind
of shit about the hungry babies.

434
00:24:23,317 --> 00:24:25,277
You gonna have to get out my
chair talking that kind of shit.

435
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,695
Politically incorrect.

436
00:24:26,778 --> 00:24:28,488
Somebody need to whip your ass.

437
00:24:28,572 --> 00:24:30,532
Mm hmm.
Get up and whip him, Sweets.

438
00:24:30,616 --> 00:24:32,326
Hey, don't be putting the
money in my hand all rough.

439
00:24:32,409 --> 00:24:33,827
Take your ass out of here.
You buy you a Flowbee

440
00:24:33,911 --> 00:24:35,454
and cut your own damn hair
from now on.

441
00:24:35,537 --> 00:24:37,998
Right now I could rip
a new ass in that kid.

442
00:24:38,081 --> 00:24:39,124
It is so good to see you.

443
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:41,126
Your neighborhood seems to be thriving.

444
00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:42,294
Oh, that's that gentrification.

445
00:24:42,377 --> 00:24:43,962
You know,
when the colored man here,

446
00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:45,297
this neighborhood didn't have shit.

447
00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:47,007
When the white man move in,

448
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:49,468
they got their coffee houses
and their dog parks,

449
00:24:49,551 --> 00:24:53,180
and my Brownstone on Foch
Boulevard is worth $10 million.

450
00:24:53,263 --> 00:24:55,849
Your Brownstone ain't worth
no ten million.

451
00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:57,559
My Brownstone is, too,
worth $10 million!

452
00:24:57,643 --> 00:25:00,187
And I'm gonna sell it
and get me a Tesla.

453
00:25:00,270 --> 00:25:01,980
America has certainly changed
since our last visit.

454
00:25:02,064 --> 00:25:05,901
Your Black President finally
united this great country.

455
00:25:05,984 --> 00:25:07,611
Yeah, but it's all
gone to hell now.

456
00:25:07,694 --> 00:25:10,239
We all gonna die.
Just don't know how.

457
00:25:10,322 --> 00:25:11,823
It's gonna be the Nazis.

458
00:25:11,907 --> 00:25:13,492
Nazis are back,

459
00:25:13,575 --> 00:25:16,245
but now they dress
like the Best Buy Geek Squad

460
00:25:16,328 --> 00:25:18,372
and they want to kill people.

461
00:25:18,455 --> 00:25:21,917
Anybody could be a Nazi.
You ever notice that, Prince?

462
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,835
Akeem now is an African King.

463
00:25:23,919 --> 00:25:25,087
Well, I'll be damned.

464
00:25:25,170 --> 00:25:27,756
You got any kids? I got kids.

465
00:25:27,839 --> 00:25:30,968
In fact, I got one granddaughter
used to be my grandson.

466
00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:33,428
They can turn your penis
into a vagina now.

467
00:25:34,554 --> 00:25:35,806
It's science.

468
00:25:35,889 --> 00:25:37,349
I bet they could fix

469
00:25:37,432 --> 00:25:39,393
them long, sloppy titties
y'all got in Africa.

470
00:25:39,476 --> 00:25:40,978
You can't even squeeze a tit nowadays.

471
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,312
It'll get you fired.

472
00:25:42,396 --> 00:25:44,439
I'm so sorry you can
no longer indiscriminately

473
00:25:44,523 --> 00:25:46,566
touch a woman's body
at your every whim.

474
00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:49,027
Oh, it's okay.
I got it in when I was young.

475
00:25:55,117 --> 00:25:57,703
So what you doing back here,
Idiot Amin?

476
00:25:57,786 --> 00:25:59,496
I am actually here with a purpose.

477
00:25:59,579 --> 00:26:02,040
I have just discovered
that I may have a bastard son

478
00:26:02,124 --> 00:26:04,418
here in this land,
conceived during my last visit.

479
00:26:04,501 --> 00:26:08,046
The long arm of the family
court bring 'em back every time.

480
00:26:08,130 --> 00:26:10,674
How much child support
she getting from you?

481
00:26:10,757 --> 00:26:12,301
The King pays no child support.

482
00:26:12,384 --> 00:26:15,554
No child support for 30 years,
and you came back?

483
00:26:15,637 --> 00:26:17,639
You's a dummy!

484
00:26:17,723 --> 00:26:20,684
My son has been without a
father for far too long.

485
00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:23,437
I've seen him.

486
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,814
That's the kid that's always
out in front of the Garden.

487
00:26:25,897 --> 00:26:27,733
He scalp tickets down at
Madison Square Garden.

488
00:26:27,816 --> 00:26:30,444
He probably over there right now
working the St. John's game.

489
00:26:30,527 --> 00:26:32,029
Their mascot is a big turkey.

490
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,573
Oh, hell no, it ain't.
It's a thunderbird.

491
00:26:36,408 --> 00:26:38,327
"Follow the thunderbird."

492
00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,037
Hey! Come on, y'all!

493
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,831
I got five! Got five!

494
00:26:42,914 --> 00:26:46,126
Got five tickets to the
Middle Tennessee Game tonight!

495
00:26:46,209 --> 00:26:49,171
Come on, y'all!
You want it, I got it!

496
00:26:49,254 --> 00:26:50,881
Hey, I got five...
Hey, I got five tickets

497
00:26:50,964 --> 00:26:52,049
to the Middle Tennessee State
Game, Man.

498
00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:53,467
No.
Come on, yo.

499
00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:55,719
What better way to spend your
night than paying to watch

500
00:26:55,802 --> 00:26:56,928
unpaid student athletes?

501
00:27:00,098 --> 00:27:01,391
Semmi, look.

502
00:27:04,436 --> 00:27:07,064
It is my potential bastard son.

503
00:27:08,190 --> 00:27:09,483
Akeem.

504
00:27:09,566 --> 00:27:11,109
You are King of Zamunda.

505
00:27:11,193 --> 00:27:13,612
Your noble visage is known
around the world.

506
00:27:13,695 --> 00:27:17,949
You cannot stroll down the
street like we did years ago.

507
00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:21,661
Come on, Middle Tennessee State.

508
00:27:21,745 --> 00:27:23,080
Come on, y'all.

509
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,290
They got a seven foot five center.

510
00:27:25,374 --> 00:27:27,584
Catch him before his knees pop.

511
00:27:30,212 --> 00:27:31,963
Hello.

512
00:27:33,465 --> 00:27:35,008
You want some tickets, Man?

513
00:27:35,092 --> 00:27:36,718
No, thank you.

514
00:27:38,303 --> 00:27:42,057
I am King Akeem Joffer,
King of Zamunda.

515
00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:44,142
And I believe that you...

516
00:27:45,769 --> 00:27:47,312
What is your name?

517
00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:49,773
It's Lavelle.

518
00:27:49,856 --> 00:27:52,609
Lavelle Junson.
Lavelle Junson,

519
00:27:52,692 --> 00:27:55,404
are the heir to the throne of Zamunda.

520
00:27:56,822 --> 00:28:00,700
My firstborn child and my
only son.

521
00:28:02,244 --> 00:28:05,247
Yes, My Son.

522
00:28:05,330 --> 00:28:07,249
Are you putting
the candles on the cake?

523
00:28:07,332 --> 00:28:10,419
31 candles.
I need 31 candles on that cake.

524
00:28:10,502 --> 00:28:11,962
Oh, well, there's only ten
in the pack, so...

525
00:28:12,045 --> 00:28:14,548
What do you mean, only ten?
Why is there only ten?

526
00:28:14,631 --> 00:28:16,133
'Cause I did not have
enough change left over

527
00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:17,467
to get another pack of candles.

528
00:28:17,551 --> 00:28:19,052
It's your nephew's birthday.

529
00:28:19,136 --> 00:28:20,429
Look, just please try
to make 31 candles.

530
00:28:20,512 --> 00:28:22,472
Cut the candles in half.

531
00:28:22,556 --> 00:28:24,516
That's just 20. It's...

532
00:28:26,059 --> 00:28:27,269
Cuzzo! Happy Birthday!

533
00:28:27,352 --> 00:28:30,021
Happy Birthday!

534
00:28:30,105 --> 00:28:31,440
Happy Birthday, Cuz!

535
00:28:31,523 --> 00:28:33,275
Hey, Baby, Happy Birthday!

536
00:28:38,363 --> 00:28:40,657
Oh, my God.

537
00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:42,325
My African.

538
00:28:42,409 --> 00:28:44,202
I told you he was gonna come back!

539
00:28:44,286 --> 00:28:46,496
Boy, why you ain't tell me
you was bringing company?

540
00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:48,248
I would've cleaned up.
Uh huh.

541
00:28:48,331 --> 00:28:50,792
So you know this man?
I definitely know this man.

542
00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:52,419
I know this man all the way live.

543
00:28:52,502 --> 00:28:54,588
You know, I know this man
all up in the crevice.

544
00:28:54,671 --> 00:28:56,798
Yes, it's, uh,

545
00:28:56,882 --> 00:28:58,884
very good to see you again...

546
00:29:01,678 --> 00:29:04,181
Mary.
Mary.

547
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,433
Like the Virgin.
Oh. Okay, Baby. All right.

548
00:29:06,516 --> 00:29:08,477
Virgin? Not our Mary.
She ain't no virgin.

549
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,270
You know that.
You know what? That's right.

550
00:29:10,353 --> 00:29:11,730
Y'all was doing that little
weak pickup game.

551
00:29:11,813 --> 00:29:13,899
I think he was supposed to be, like,

552
00:29:13,982 --> 00:29:15,609
the Prince or something.

553
00:29:15,692 --> 00:29:17,235
He is not a Prince anymore.

554
00:29:17,319 --> 00:29:18,778
He is our King.

555
00:29:18,862 --> 00:29:21,656
Oh, he's a King now.
A King?

556
00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,700
Oh, okay, King.

557
00:29:23,783 --> 00:29:26,870
So, you still got that smooth...
Scepter?

558
00:29:26,953 --> 00:29:28,121
Hey.

559
00:29:28,205 --> 00:29:30,540
No. Nobody want to hear that
on my birthday.

560
00:29:30,624 --> 00:29:32,751
Mary. Mary.
Yo, Mom, for real,

561
00:29:32,834 --> 00:29:33,960
is this dude my father?

562
00:29:34,044 --> 00:29:36,338
Father? Boy...

563
00:29:37,422 --> 00:29:38,590
Mm.

564
00:29:39,758 --> 00:29:42,135
Oh, Boy, yeah, that might...
He might be.

565
00:29:42,219 --> 00:29:44,387
He does... Y'all know
I was a ho, though, right?

566
00:29:44,471 --> 00:29:46,139
Y'all know I was out in these streets?

567
00:29:46,223 --> 00:29:47,599
You was a ho.
I wasn't selling it.

568
00:29:47,682 --> 00:29:48,725
I should've been selling it.

569
00:29:48,808 --> 00:29:50,477
In one of them Fashion Nova Dresses.

570
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,312
'Cause I was giving it away, for sure.
Mary.

571
00:29:52,395 --> 00:29:53,939
I've come back for my son.

572
00:29:54,022 --> 00:29:57,400
To have him take his
rightful place on the throne.

573
00:29:57,484 --> 00:29:58,985
Ain't nothing happening.

574
00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:01,196
Zamunda, Wakanda, Connecticut..
I don't know where you from.

575
00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:02,614
Exactly.
But I've been a force

576
00:30:02,697 --> 00:30:04,282
in this boy's life since he
was born.

577
00:30:04,366 --> 00:30:05,992
Please.

578
00:30:06,076 --> 00:30:07,619
It is the boy's birthright.

579
00:30:07,702 --> 00:30:09,371
I'm only giving him an opportunity

580
00:30:09,454 --> 00:30:10,956
to have a better life.

581
00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:12,791
No. Hey, Man, for real, look.

582
00:30:12,874 --> 00:30:14,417
I don't know who you think
you are,

583
00:30:14,501 --> 00:30:16,044
but I'm-a tell you who I am, Man.

584
00:30:16,127 --> 00:30:17,796
I'm Lavelle Junson, a'ight?

585
00:30:17,879 --> 00:30:19,589
And I don't need no handout.

586
00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:23,176
Hmm? Wait a minute.

587
00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:24,511
Wait.
My mistake.

588
00:30:24,594 --> 00:30:26,263
Continue.

589
00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:27,556
Oh, my God.

590
00:30:29,307 --> 00:30:31,142
Do the right thing.
Go ahead, Boy.

591
00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:35,730
Ooh.

592
00:30:36,773 --> 00:30:39,234
Are those coins?
Are those gold bars?

593
00:30:39,317 --> 00:30:41,611
There's cash.

594
00:30:41,695 --> 00:30:43,822
Hey, yo, uh,

595
00:30:43,905 --> 00:30:45,865
you know, I'm thinking,
who am I

596
00:30:45,949 --> 00:30:48,243
to say no to becoming a Prince?

597
00:30:49,661 --> 00:30:51,871
Ma, pack your bags, Man. We out.

598
00:30:51,955 --> 00:30:55,292
Amen! Okay, so do I get my own
hut with my private shaman?

599
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:59,546
We are only offering to take
Lavelle back to Zamunda.

600
00:30:59,629 --> 00:31:01,131
Uh uh.
Ain't happening like that, Man.

601
00:31:01,214 --> 00:31:02,716
I'm not hopping on some plane,

602
00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:05,093
flying across the world
without my mother.

603
00:31:05,176 --> 00:31:07,178
All right? She coming.

604
00:31:10,515 --> 00:31:12,475
So be it.
So be it.

605
00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:14,144
So be it.
And so it is. A'ight.

606
00:31:14,227 --> 00:31:16,396
I'm-a go pack.
Okay, Baby.

607
00:31:16,479 --> 00:31:18,023
Hey, Mary, you just gonna leave?

608
00:31:18,106 --> 00:31:20,066
Y'all know my PlayStation
ain't going nowhere.

609
00:31:20,150 --> 00:31:21,568
I mean, what about all your stuff?

610
00:31:21,651 --> 00:31:24,070
It all sucks! Y'all can have it.

611
00:31:25,614 --> 00:31:28,783
Inform General Izzi that I have
retrieved my son from America.

612
00:31:28,867 --> 00:31:30,994
Yes, Your Majesty.

613
00:31:31,077 --> 00:31:33,038
Hey, we packed.

614
00:31:33,121 --> 00:31:34,831
Ah.

615
00:31:34,914 --> 00:31:37,334
Yes, the limousine is waiting
for you right downstairs.

616
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:39,252
Limo? We got a limo, Man.
What's that? Limo!

617
00:31:39,336 --> 00:31:41,254
I ain't been in a limo since '00.

618
00:31:41,338 --> 00:31:43,131
Hey. What's up?
What's up, Fellas?

619
00:31:43,214 --> 00:31:45,592
How y'all doing? Y'all so cute.

620
00:31:45,675 --> 00:31:48,345
Do you think Lisa will be understanding?

621
00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:50,722
What is not to understand?

622
00:31:50,805 --> 00:31:52,015
You lied to me!

623
00:31:52,098 --> 00:31:53,642
I did not exactly lie to you.

624
00:31:53,725 --> 00:31:54,851
This reeks of Semmi.

625
00:31:54,934 --> 00:31:57,562
Ah, well,
I don't want to shift blame,

626
00:31:57,646 --> 00:31:59,356
but, yeah, it...
Yes, you're right

627
00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:01,775
when you assume that Semmi had
something to do with this.

628
00:32:01,858 --> 00:32:03,360
I should've known about this.

629
00:32:05,403 --> 00:32:07,489
I did not know what to do.

630
00:32:07,572 --> 00:32:09,032
I was only trying to do
what is right.

631
00:32:09,115 --> 00:32:11,951
For our family or for Zamunda?

632
00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:15,080
Okay.

633
00:32:15,163 --> 00:32:17,540
You have an illegitimate son.

634
00:32:17,624 --> 00:32:19,125
You wouldn't be
the first King to have one.

635
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:20,251
That is true.

636
00:32:20,335 --> 00:32:22,128
Besides, we hadn't even met yet.

637
00:32:22,212 --> 00:32:24,756
Exactly. We hadn't met yet.
It's not like I cheated on you.

638
00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:26,716
This happened before we even met.

639
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,927
And it's not like you're the
first man I've ever been with.

640
00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:30,136
Right, I...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

641
00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:31,888
What did you just say
about the other men?

642
00:32:31,971 --> 00:32:33,515
So I guess, uh,

643
00:32:33,598 --> 00:32:35,350
you didn't really do
anything wrong, did you?

644
00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:38,061
It was a totally honest mistake
that can happen to anyone

645
00:32:38,144 --> 00:32:40,021
whose best friend introduced
him to a strange woman

646
00:32:40,105 --> 00:32:42,440
who drugged him and had sex
with him.

647
00:32:42,524 --> 00:32:44,067
But what did you say..
The other men

648
00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:45,443
that you were with, the...

649
00:32:49,364 --> 00:32:51,449
From here on out,

650
00:32:51,533 --> 00:32:53,910
I'm gonna need you
to be honest with me.

651
00:32:53,993 --> 00:32:56,663
No more surprises.
I promise.

652
00:32:56,746 --> 00:32:58,957
No more surprises, My Sweet.

653
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,459
Never again shall there be
another surprise.

654
00:33:01,543 --> 00:33:04,421
Ooh, ooh! What?

655
00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:06,089
Look at this foyer!

656
00:33:06,172 --> 00:33:08,341
I got to get some shots for
the Gram.

657
00:33:08,425 --> 00:33:10,468
Goddamn!

658
00:33:10,552 --> 00:33:11,886
Oh, my goodness!
Hashtag "Family"!

659
00:33:11,970 --> 00:33:13,513
That's the last surprise.

660
00:33:13,596 --> 00:33:15,306
Hey! What's up, y'all?
Hey!

661
00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:17,267
What's up, Fam?

662
00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:19,185
Look, I'm gonna hug you
'cause I'm a hugger.

663
00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:20,729
Hey, Queen!

664
00:33:20,812 --> 00:33:23,606
I'm sorry I slept with your man.

665
00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:26,067
It's okay. It's okay.

666
00:33:26,151 --> 00:33:28,737
What is going on here?
Oh, Children.

667
00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:31,990
Children, I would love for
you to meet your brother.

668
00:33:32,073 --> 00:33:35,160
Uh, Lavelle, uh, Princess Tinashe.

669
00:33:35,243 --> 00:33:37,871
Tinashe, this is your
bastard brother from America.

670
00:33:37,954 --> 00:33:39,289
And, Princess Omma,

671
00:33:39,372 --> 00:33:42,625
this is your bastard brother
from America.

672
00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:45,628
Now, this is my eldest daughter,
Princess Meeka.

673
00:33:45,712 --> 00:33:47,046
Meeka, this is your bast...

674
00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:49,048
Bastard brother. They know.

675
00:33:49,132 --> 00:33:52,010
I think they get the idea.
So, how you doing?

676
00:33:52,093 --> 00:33:54,053
And my name is Mary.
How you doing?

677
00:33:54,137 --> 00:33:56,014
Just call me your second mom.

678
00:33:56,097 --> 00:33:58,600
But you really don't have to, Girls.

679
00:33:58,683 --> 00:34:01,603
I mean, but you should, though,
'cause I kind of am.

680
00:34:01,686 --> 00:34:03,062
Well, look at us.

681
00:34:03,146 --> 00:34:05,523
Just one big, happy

682
00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:08,276
Zamundan American
aristocratic blended family.

683
00:34:08,359 --> 00:34:11,696
Ah, just like the Kardashians!

684
00:34:29,172 --> 00:34:31,925
And that is the story
of the bunny and the bear.

685
00:34:32,008 --> 00:34:33,968
Good class today, children.

686
00:34:34,052 --> 00:34:35,637
Okay, go play now.

687
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,597
Play with your grenades
and your Kalashnikov.

688
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,641
Sifo, don't mess with the sarin.

689
00:34:39,724 --> 00:34:41,392
Okay? It is dangerous.

690
00:34:41,476 --> 00:34:44,646
General Izzi,
we have just been informed

691
00:34:44,729 --> 00:34:49,609
King Akeem has returned
from America with a son.

692
00:34:49,692 --> 00:34:51,611
A son?

693
00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:55,782
A son.

694
00:35:10,588 --> 00:35:12,131
I am so hungry,

695
00:35:12,215 --> 00:35:14,133
I could eat the ass out of a zebra.

696
00:35:17,303 --> 00:35:21,057
So, Lavelle,
what did you do in Queens

697
00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:23,518
before you found out
you were a Prince?

698
00:35:23,601 --> 00:35:25,895
Oh, I wasn't doing that much,
you know what I mean?

699
00:35:25,979 --> 00:35:28,731
Just sort of, like,
in between opportunities.

700
00:35:28,815 --> 00:35:30,608
You know?
Let me tell you something, Baby.

701
00:35:30,692 --> 00:35:33,027
Hmm?
You a Prince now. Okay?

702
00:35:33,111 --> 00:35:35,947
And one day,
all this is gonna be yours.

703
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:37,866
This long ass table, all this food,

704
00:35:37,949 --> 00:35:40,118
this whole damn Kingdom.

705
00:35:40,201 --> 00:35:43,329
I always thought that Meeka
was going to be queen.

706
00:35:43,413 --> 00:35:45,248
A woman isn't allowed to rule Zamunda.

707
00:35:45,331 --> 00:35:46,332
It's the law.

708
00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:49,627
So it's going to be this guy?

709
00:35:53,298 --> 00:35:55,550
I have lost my appetite.

710
00:35:55,633 --> 00:35:56,843
Mm.

711
00:36:00,805 --> 00:36:02,348
Mm.

712
00:36:02,432 --> 00:36:05,143
So, um, is anybody gonna tell me

713
00:36:05,226 --> 00:36:07,520
why these mashed potatoes is black?

714
00:36:07,604 --> 00:36:09,063
It's caviar.

715
00:36:09,147 --> 00:36:11,357
It's cava-what?
Caviar, Mom.

716
00:36:11,441 --> 00:36:13,443
You know, our cousin named that.

717
00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:21,159
You sure you're in the right room?

718
00:36:21,242 --> 00:36:24,621
Mm, Lisa, please.
I'm getting it from everywhere.

719
00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:26,623
Meeka is so upset.

720
00:36:30,627 --> 00:36:32,795
Did it ever occur to you that maybe

721
00:36:32,879 --> 00:36:35,173
Meeka might have wanted
to be your heir?

722
00:36:35,256 --> 00:36:38,468
She's practically trained for
it her whole life.

723
00:36:40,219 --> 00:36:42,430
This boy would not have been
my first choice,

724
00:36:42,513 --> 00:36:44,891
but what can I do?

725
00:36:44,974 --> 00:36:48,144
He is my firstborn, my only son,

726
00:36:48,227 --> 00:36:50,146
and you know the law.

727
00:36:50,229 --> 00:36:51,856
That is not you talking.

728
00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:54,609
That is your father.

729
00:36:54,692 --> 00:36:56,319
Good night.

730
00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:05,662
Uh, Lisa, I was, uh, wondering,

731
00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:07,914
uh, I just recently returned
from a trip

732
00:37:07,997 --> 00:37:11,501
that was most tiresome,
and I thought maybe, perhaps,

733
00:37:11,584 --> 00:37:14,087
if you were in the mood...

734
00:37:14,170 --> 00:37:16,464
Yeah, perhaps it was
poor timing on my behalf

735
00:37:16,547 --> 00:37:19,008
to even suggest such a thing.

736
00:37:19,092 --> 00:37:21,469
Good night, My Sweet.

737
00:37:21,552 --> 00:37:24,055
Uh, s-sweet dreams, My Sweet.

738
00:37:30,436 --> 00:37:32,605
This is bullshit.

739
00:37:41,030 --> 00:37:42,573
Mm.

740
00:37:42,657 --> 00:37:44,283
Good morning.

741
00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:45,994
♪ We got the moves ♪

742
00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:47,537
♪ Hey ♪

743
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:50,123
♪ We got the moves... ♪

744
00:37:50,206 --> 00:37:54,127
Good morning, Zamunda...!

745
00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:57,922
♪ We got the moves... ♪

746
00:37:58,006 --> 00:37:59,465
Yeah!

747
00:38:00,675 --> 00:38:03,261
Oh!
Good morning, My Prince.

748
00:38:04,387 --> 00:38:06,848
"My Prince." I like that.

749
00:38:06,931 --> 00:38:08,725
Would you like us to bathe you?

750
00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,810
Bathe me?

751
00:38:10,893 --> 00:38:13,021
Um...

752
00:38:13,104 --> 00:38:15,231
♪ Measuring my shoe size,
you gonna need a ruler ♪

753
00:38:15,314 --> 00:38:17,358
♪ Got the crowd gettin' hype
all night, never lose, Bruh ♪

754
00:38:17,442 --> 00:38:19,444
♪ We got the moves, hey ♪

755
00:38:19,527 --> 00:38:21,237
All three of you?

756
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,114
♪ We got the moves ♪

757
00:38:23,197 --> 00:38:24,949
♪ Yeah ♪

758
00:38:25,033 --> 00:38:26,993
♪ We cannot lose... ♪

759
00:38:27,076 --> 00:38:28,995
Naked?

760
00:38:29,078 --> 00:38:30,455
Huh.

761
00:38:30,538 --> 00:38:32,915
Okay. All right, well...

762
00:38:32,999 --> 00:38:35,585
I'll be... I'll be right back.

763
00:38:35,668 --> 00:38:36,919
Ma?

764
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,921
Ma!

765
00:38:39,005 --> 00:38:40,757
Oh, hey. Hey, hey, look, um...

766
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,759
I'm freaking out right now
because these three girls,

767
00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:45,053
they in my room right now, and
they just offered to bathe me.

768
00:38:45,136 --> 00:38:46,804
Okay, Baby, first of all,
calm down.

769
00:38:46,888 --> 00:38:48,598
Okay?
You know we in another country.

770
00:38:48,681 --> 00:38:51,267
And you know they have
different traditions

771
00:38:51,350 --> 00:38:53,644
and customs,
the way that they do stuff.

772
00:38:53,728 --> 00:38:56,230
You need to roll with it.
This is a princely thing.

773
00:38:56,314 --> 00:38:58,066
They bathe you, okay?

774
00:38:58,149 --> 00:38:59,442
Yes.
So be a Prince.

775
00:38:59,525 --> 00:39:00,777
"Be a Prince."

776
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,445
Now, you go enjoy that bath.
All right.

777
00:39:02,528 --> 00:39:04,781
All right, Ma. Thank you.
Go get washed.

778
00:39:09,786 --> 00:39:12,413
♪ We got the moves ♪

779
00:39:12,497 --> 00:39:13,831
♪ Hey ♪

780
00:39:13,915 --> 00:39:15,249
♪ We got the moves... ♪

781
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,626
The Royal Privates are clean, Ma'am.

782
00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:18,336
Mm.

783
00:39:18,419 --> 00:39:20,963
Just one more time,
just-just to make sure.

784
00:39:21,047 --> 00:39:22,090
♪ Hey ♪

785
00:39:22,173 --> 00:39:24,717
♪ We got the moves ♪

786
00:39:24,801 --> 00:39:26,260
♪ Yeah. ♪

787
00:39:29,597 --> 00:39:30,598
Oh.

788
00:39:30,681 --> 00:39:32,350
Good morning, Your Royal Highness.

789
00:39:32,433 --> 00:39:33,726
My name is Mirembe.

790
00:39:33,810 --> 00:39:35,853
I will be your Royal Groomer.

791
00:39:35,937 --> 00:39:37,980
Please allow me the honor

792
00:39:38,064 --> 00:39:40,608
of trimming your most
precious hairs.

793
00:39:40,691 --> 00:39:42,860
Um...

794
00:39:42,944 --> 00:39:45,613
The ones atop your head, Sir.

795
00:39:45,696 --> 00:39:47,865
Precious head of hair.
Okay. All right. Yes.

796
00:39:47,949 --> 00:39:50,868
Surely, the royal bathers
have cleansed you thoroughly,

797
00:39:50,952 --> 00:39:53,579
judging by the smile on your face.

798
00:39:56,833 --> 00:40:00,044
Now, please sit back and relax.

799
00:40:10,096 --> 00:40:13,099
Oh!

800
00:40:13,182 --> 00:40:15,101
Yo! Man, look at you.

801
00:40:15,184 --> 00:40:17,019
You look beautiful.
Thank you.

802
00:40:17,103 --> 00:40:19,355
And you look so fre...
Right? Right?

803
00:40:19,438 --> 00:40:20,857
Right?
What's this? What's this?

804
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:23,192
Oh, yeah, I got a Royal Barber,
and she hooked me up.

805
00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:27,780
We got to go.
Right. Got that thing.

806
00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:44,463
Presenting Lavelle Junson of Queens!

807
00:40:45,715 --> 00:40:47,258
And my moms.

808
00:40:47,341 --> 00:40:50,553
And his moms.

809
00:40:52,555 --> 00:40:55,683
Oh, hey, Baby's Daddy King.

810
00:40:55,766 --> 00:40:57,602
Step Mama Queen, what up?

811
00:40:57,685 --> 00:41:00,271
Mother, don't you have
a dress like that?

812
00:41:00,354 --> 00:41:02,023
Thank you for the borrow.

813
00:41:02,106 --> 00:41:03,232
The Royal Tailors had to add

814
00:41:03,316 --> 00:41:04,692
some extra material to make
it fit.

815
00:41:04,775 --> 00:41:06,527
You got a dope closet, Baby.

816
00:41:06,611 --> 00:41:08,529
And who told you you could go
through my closet?

817
00:41:08,613 --> 00:41:11,324
Well, well, I was just thinking,
since we're related,

818
00:41:11,407 --> 00:41:15,036
uh, maybe that we could share
a couple of...

819
00:41:15,119 --> 00:41:16,704
Why your mama so uppity?

820
00:41:16,787 --> 00:41:18,581
What is "Uppity"?

821
00:41:18,664 --> 00:41:20,124
I am not uppity.

822
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:21,918
Uppity bitch say what?

823
00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:23,544
What?

824
00:41:23,628 --> 00:41:24,921
You said it.

825
00:41:27,089 --> 00:41:28,925
We do that in Queens.

826
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,344
I cannot stress how important
it is that you're here

827
00:41:31,427 --> 00:41:32,929
right now at this moment.

828
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:34,513
For educational purposes.

829
00:41:34,597 --> 00:41:36,307
At any moment,
a world leader can come

830
00:41:36,390 --> 00:41:38,935
bursting through the door
with some pressing,

831
00:41:39,018 --> 00:41:42,396
uh, time sensitive propositions.

832
00:41:45,650 --> 00:41:48,861
(Foreign language)

833
00:42:00,998 --> 00:42:04,752
General Izzi, what a totally
unexpected surprise.

834
00:42:04,835 --> 00:42:08,631
King Akeem, I have come
to give you congratulations

835
00:42:08,714 --> 00:42:11,259
for locating one of your lost sperm.

836
00:42:11,342 --> 00:42:14,720
I too wonder about
my own stray bullets.

837
00:42:14,804 --> 00:42:17,014
Thank you for your kind words.

838
00:42:17,098 --> 00:42:20,226
Ah, but I've not come
with just words.

839
00:42:20,309 --> 00:42:25,064
I came with a gift
for your new Prince.

840
00:42:29,652 --> 00:42:34,031
With your permission, King Akeem.

841
00:42:34,115 --> 00:42:35,866
My permission is granted.

842
00:42:58,889 --> 00:43:00,683
I would like to

843
00:43:00,766 --> 00:43:04,478
present to you my daughter, Bopoto!

844
00:43:04,562 --> 00:43:07,148
♪ Hey hey, hey hey ♪

845
00:43:08,274 --> 00:43:10,234
♪ Hey hey. ♪

846
00:43:22,788 --> 00:43:25,708
♪ Wa... Hoo ♪

847
00:43:33,174 --> 00:43:34,842
♪ How can I put this in a way ♪

848
00:43:34,925 --> 00:43:36,510
♪ So as not to offend or unnerve... ♪

849
00:43:36,594 --> 00:43:37,803
Oh, that's my song!

850
00:43:37,887 --> 00:43:39,096
That's her song.
That's Prince!

851
00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,765
That's her song.

852
00:43:40,848 --> 00:43:43,184
♪ That you ain't been gettin' served ♪

853
00:43:43,267 --> 00:43:45,061
♪ They say that you ain't
you know what ♪

854
00:43:45,144 --> 00:43:48,064
♪ In, Baby, who knows how long ♪

855
00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:49,774
♪ It's hard for me
to say what's right ♪

856
00:43:49,857 --> 00:43:51,901
♪ When all she wants to do is wrong ♪

857
00:43:51,984 --> 00:43:53,277
♪ Get off ♪

858
00:43:53,361 --> 00:43:57,073
♪ 23 positions in a one night stand ♪

859
00:43:57,156 --> 00:43:59,241
♪ Get off ♪
♪ I'll only call you ♪

860
00:43:59,325 --> 00:44:01,369
♪ After you say I can ♪

861
00:44:01,452 --> 00:44:02,828
♪ Get off ♪

862
00:44:02,912 --> 00:44:06,123
♪ Let a woman be a woman
and a man be a man ♪

863
00:44:06,207 --> 00:44:08,292
♪ Get off ♪

864
00:44:08,376 --> 00:44:10,795
♪ If you want me, Baby,
here I am ♪

865
00:44:10,878 --> 00:44:12,046
♪ Here I am ♪

866
00:44:12,129 --> 00:44:13,381
Damn!

867
00:44:19,512 --> 00:44:21,138
Look here, Boy. Look here.

868
00:44:21,222 --> 00:44:22,932
Pay attention to me.
You know this song.

869
00:44:23,015 --> 00:44:25,643
You go put some purple
on that ho!

870
00:44:25,726 --> 00:44:26,977
Do it for our country.

871
00:44:29,688 --> 00:44:31,649
♪ One, two, three, nah,
Little Cutie ♪

872
00:44:31,732 --> 00:44:33,651
♪ I ain't drinkin' ♪
♪ Get off ♪

873
00:44:33,734 --> 00:44:35,069
♪ Scope this, I was just thinkin' ♪

874
00:44:35,152 --> 00:44:37,905
♪ You plus me, what a ride ♪

875
00:44:37,988 --> 00:44:40,741
♪ If you was thinkin' the same,
we can continue outside ♪

876
00:44:40,825 --> 00:44:43,411
♪ Lay your pretty body
against a parking meter ♪

877
00:44:43,494 --> 00:44:45,788
♪ Strip your dress down
like I was stripping a Peter ♪

878
00:44:45,871 --> 00:44:47,498
♪ Paul's Almond Joy ♪

879
00:44:47,581 --> 00:44:49,792
♪ Let me show you, Baby,
I'm a talented boy ♪

880
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,255
What's up?

881
00:44:55,464 --> 00:44:59,135
King Akeem, shall we join
our families in marriage

882
00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:00,928
under one flag

883
00:45:01,011 --> 00:45:05,474
by uniting your bastard
with my Bopoto?

884
00:45:08,769 --> 00:45:10,688
General...

885
00:45:10,771 --> 00:45:13,190
As you know, I have very,
very strong opinions

886
00:45:13,274 --> 00:45:15,484
when it comes to arranged marriages.

887
00:45:15,568 --> 00:45:19,488
True love is the bedrock of
my kingdom.

888
00:45:24,118 --> 00:45:26,495
But if this is something
that Lavelle desires,

889
00:45:26,579 --> 00:45:28,247
who am I to stand in his way?

890
00:45:28,330 --> 00:45:29,623
Wait, what?
Father.

891
00:45:30,666 --> 00:45:33,544
Lavelle, is this what you want?

892
00:45:33,627 --> 00:45:36,088
Yeah. I'm 'bout it.

893
00:45:36,172 --> 00:45:37,756
Then it is settled!

894
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,425
Then let us proceed!

895
00:45:39,508 --> 00:45:42,344
A semiautomatic shotgun wedding
it will be!

896
00:45:49,518 --> 00:45:53,355
Remember your father's final words.

897
00:45:53,439 --> 00:45:56,775
The boy must pass the
Princely Test.

898
00:45:56,859 --> 00:46:00,821
To forget the Princely Test
would be to spit in the faces

899
00:46:00,905 --> 00:46:04,158
of the great Joffers
who have come before you.

900
00:46:05,159 --> 00:46:06,785
Whose Auntie is this?

901
00:46:08,245 --> 00:46:09,788
I give you a week.

902
00:46:11,624 --> 00:46:14,585
I wouldn't want to go back
to plotting your death.

903
00:46:16,170 --> 00:46:17,254
Zoot!

904
00:46:17,338 --> 00:46:18,506
Zoot!
What's "Zoot"?

905
00:46:18,589 --> 00:46:20,090
Y'all leaving?
Does that mean "Leave"?

906
00:46:26,931 --> 00:46:29,391
I'll see you in one week, My Prince.

907
00:46:29,475 --> 00:46:31,101
A'ight.

908
00:46:32,895 --> 00:46:36,357
Father, can we talk about this?
There is nothing to talk about.

909
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,859
Nexdoria is our greatest threat.

910
00:46:38,943 --> 00:46:41,779
To broker a peace hinging on
the testosterone clouded whims

911
00:46:41,862 --> 00:46:44,490
of a son you barely even know
is foolish.

912
00:46:44,573 --> 00:46:46,534
I said there is
nothing to talk about.

913
00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:57,169
This is ZNN.

914
00:46:57,253 --> 00:46:58,796
Good evening, My Neighbors.

915
00:46:58,879 --> 00:47:00,756
I'm Totatsi Bibinyana.

916
00:47:00,839 --> 00:47:03,050
In a most promising twist,

917
00:47:03,133 --> 00:47:05,886
the Zamunda News Network has confirmed

918
00:47:05,970 --> 00:47:08,806
that King Akeem has a son.

919
00:47:08,889 --> 00:47:10,432
While it is too early to determine

920
00:47:10,516 --> 00:47:12,685
whether the boy possesses
any strength, intelligence

921
00:47:12,768 --> 00:47:14,436
or capability whatsoever,

922
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,231
what we do know is that he is
a man.

923
00:47:17,314 --> 00:47:19,984
And as far as Zamundan Royalty
is concerned,

924
00:47:20,067 --> 00:47:21,569
that's good enough.

925
00:47:23,404 --> 00:47:24,613
The Princely Test has three parts.

926
00:47:24,697 --> 00:47:26,156
Okay. Uh huh.
Culture,

927
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:29,743
critical thinking and,
more importantly, courage.

928
00:47:29,827 --> 00:47:31,287
Where do we begin?

929
00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:35,624
Teach the Young Prince
how to walk like Royalty.

930
00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:37,334
That is what we will do.

931
00:47:37,418 --> 00:47:40,045
We will teach you how to walk
like a Prince.

932
00:47:40,129 --> 00:47:41,880
Yo, what's wrong
with the way I walk now?

933
00:47:41,964 --> 00:47:43,716
You walk like an American Pimp.

934
00:47:43,799 --> 00:47:45,884
You dress like a slave from
the future.

935
00:47:45,968 --> 00:47:47,553
Old Jar Jar Binks lookin' ass.

936
00:47:47,636 --> 00:47:49,763
Here, in this hall,

937
00:47:49,847 --> 00:47:54,184
you will come face to face
with your Zamundan heritage.

938
00:47:54,268 --> 00:47:56,228
Let us begin.

939
00:47:57,229 --> 00:47:58,439
Jompu Joffer.

940
00:47:58,522 --> 00:47:59,815
Jampu...

941
00:47:59,898 --> 00:48:02,318
Jakoof Joffer.
Jujkoof...

942
00:48:02,401 --> 00:48:04,361
Mighty Jokeim Joffer,

943
00:48:04,445 --> 00:48:06,530
the most handsome of all the Joffers.

944
00:48:08,324 --> 00:48:09,742
Clench your backside.

945
00:48:09,825 --> 00:48:12,202
Put your shoulders back.
Mm hmm.

946
00:48:12,286 --> 00:48:13,412
Put your chin up.
Mm hmm.

947
00:48:13,495 --> 00:48:16,081
Suck in your stomach and walk thusly.

948
00:48:17,124 --> 00:48:18,917
Now? Walk? Okay.

949
00:48:20,044 --> 00:48:22,630
This is a Regal Gait.
Okay.

950
00:48:24,214 --> 00:48:25,674
Stop! Don't...

951
00:48:25,758 --> 00:48:27,468
Tuck in your backside.

952
00:48:27,551 --> 00:48:29,136
And who is this?

953
00:48:29,219 --> 00:48:30,387
Uh, that's Jappa Joffer.

954
00:48:30,471 --> 00:48:32,264
No.
Jabba the Hutt Joffer.

955
00:48:32,348 --> 00:48:34,600
No.
Jumpin' Jack Flash Joffer.

956
00:48:34,683 --> 00:48:35,726
No.

957
00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:37,311
Gerald Levert Joffer?
No.

958
00:48:37,394 --> 00:48:39,146
Jimmie "JJ" Walker Joffer?
No.

959
00:48:39,229 --> 00:48:41,106
Jabberwocky Joffer.
No.

960
00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:42,191
James Brown Joffer.

961
00:48:42,274 --> 00:48:43,400
Hey!

962
00:48:50,783 --> 00:48:53,077
All right, y'all,
what am I doing out here?

963
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,495
I'm hungry. I'm...

964
00:48:54,578 --> 00:48:57,247
I-I'm late for my bath.
What am I looking for?

965
00:48:57,331 --> 00:48:58,999
Hmm?

966
00:48:59,083 --> 00:49:01,293
Oh! That's a damn lion, Bruh!

967
00:49:01,377 --> 00:49:04,713
Only when you can retrieve
the whiskers from a resting lion

968
00:49:04,797 --> 00:49:06,548
will you be ready to become Prince.

969
00:49:11,261 --> 00:49:12,471
This is a joke.

970
00:49:12,554 --> 00:49:14,264
This is a joke, 'cause I know

971
00:49:14,348 --> 00:49:16,141
your soft ass ain't never
do nothing like that.

972
00:49:16,225 --> 00:49:17,893
Oh, yes, I did.

973
00:49:17,976 --> 00:49:20,854
On my very first attempt.
Well...

974
00:49:20,938 --> 00:49:23,857
Yes. First attempt. Very brave.

975
00:49:23,941 --> 00:49:26,068
You will need the courage
of all your ancestors...

976
00:49:26,151 --> 00:49:28,195
A machete? A rocket launcher?
What you got?

977
00:49:28,278 --> 00:49:30,656
And the cunningness of your
Western ways.

978
00:49:30,739 --> 00:49:33,117
And these.

979
00:49:39,957 --> 00:49:41,750
Thank you.

980
00:49:51,427 --> 00:49:53,303
Ain't this a bitch.

981
00:49:55,806 --> 00:49:57,224
I just don't belong here.

982
00:49:57,307 --> 00:49:59,852
You are the son of the King
of Zamunda.

983
00:50:01,729 --> 00:50:03,605
You come from a long line
of Joffers, and...

984
00:50:03,689 --> 00:50:06,692
I come from a long line
of broke ass nobodies.

985
00:50:08,152 --> 00:50:11,321
What the hell I was thinking
that I could have this?

986
00:50:11,405 --> 00:50:13,407
Or any of it?

987
00:50:14,616 --> 00:50:17,035
Hey, for real, just...
Cut this off, all right?

988
00:50:17,119 --> 00:50:18,746
Just cut it off.

989
00:50:20,456 --> 00:50:23,167
You want to get rid of
the Royal Princely Braid?

990
00:50:24,418 --> 00:50:26,879
Well, this is fair.

991
00:50:26,962 --> 00:50:30,382
To be honest, it wasn't
a great look on you.

992
00:50:31,717 --> 00:50:34,803
Just one of the many
backward Zamundan traditions.

993
00:50:36,305 --> 00:50:38,098
Hell yeah.

994
00:50:38,182 --> 00:50:40,726
How long have you felt that way?
You know how itchy this is?

995
00:50:40,809 --> 00:50:42,770
It's a rat tail.

996
00:50:42,853 --> 00:50:45,314
And what's up with y'all and
lion whiskers?

997
00:50:45,397 --> 00:50:47,149
Like, be for real..
What's up with that?

998
00:50:48,942 --> 00:50:51,695
Hey, yo, I-I can't do this
right now, Man.

999
00:50:54,490 --> 00:50:56,492
Yo, look where I'm at.

1000
00:50:58,202 --> 00:51:00,245
I'm not supposed to be here.

1001
00:51:01,288 --> 00:51:03,123
You know, my whole life,
I had dreams

1002
00:51:03,207 --> 00:51:05,042
that my pops would show up
and take

1003
00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:07,252
me and my mom away
to a whole new life.

1004
00:51:07,336 --> 00:51:09,254
And come to find out, he's a King.

1005
00:51:09,338 --> 00:51:11,048
To a whole damn country.

1006
00:51:11,131 --> 00:51:13,175
And the only way to meet his expectations

1007
00:51:13,258 --> 00:51:16,887
is to walk with a stick
up my ass or get myself killed.

1008
00:51:19,014 --> 00:51:20,974
This-this ain't my way, Mirembe.

1009
00:51:21,058 --> 00:51:24,645
And I-I-I can't... I can't be
what he wants me to be.

1010
00:51:26,355 --> 00:51:30,108
Then perhaps be not as King Akeem

1011
00:51:30,192 --> 00:51:32,444
but as Prince Akeem.

1012
00:51:34,112 --> 00:51:35,948
Ain't that the same brother?

1013
00:51:37,115 --> 00:51:38,867
You haven't heard the story.

1014
00:51:38,951 --> 00:51:41,411
Everyone in Zamunda knows

1015
00:51:41,495 --> 00:51:45,249
the legend of Prince Akeem

1016
00:51:45,332 --> 00:51:48,836
in the land of Queens.

1017
00:51:48,919 --> 00:51:51,463
Prince Akeem was a dutiful Prince

1018
00:51:51,547 --> 00:51:53,173
and loyal son of Zamunda.

1019
00:51:53,257 --> 00:51:54,299
Hello, Babar.

1020
00:51:54,383 --> 00:51:55,884
But he believed that a man

1021
00:51:55,968 --> 00:51:57,928
must walk his own path
and follow his heart.

1022
00:51:58,011 --> 00:51:59,763
I intend to find my bride.

1023
00:51:59,847 --> 00:52:01,598
What is wrong with the one
you have now?

1024
00:52:01,682 --> 00:52:03,517
Bark like a dog.

1025
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,185
I want a woman that's going to

1026
00:52:05,269 --> 00:52:07,062
arouse my intellect
as well as my loins.

1027
00:52:07,145 --> 00:52:09,106
He flew across the sea

1028
00:52:09,189 --> 00:52:10,607
to find his true love.

1029
00:52:10,691 --> 00:52:11,859
Now there,

1030
00:52:11,942 --> 00:52:14,945
in the barbaric land of Queens

1031
00:52:15,028 --> 00:52:18,365
did Prince Akeem battle
bug eyed burglars,

1032
00:52:18,448 --> 00:52:20,242
foul mouthed barbers

1033
00:52:20,325 --> 00:52:23,120
and sexist men of the cloth

1034
00:52:23,203 --> 00:52:25,497
to win the heart of his true love,

1035
00:52:25,581 --> 00:52:28,292
Lisa McDowell of Queens.

1036
00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:31,670
♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪

1037
00:52:31,753 --> 00:52:34,631
♪ Oh, what a feeling ♪

1038
00:52:34,715 --> 00:52:36,466
♪ To be loved... ♪

1039
00:52:36,550 --> 00:52:38,635
The wedding was grand

1040
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:42,598
and beautiful and magical.

1041
00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:45,475
A new dawn had arised in Zamunda,

1042
00:52:45,559 --> 00:52:46,894
a new sense of hope

1043
00:52:46,977 --> 00:52:48,604
and change.

1044
00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:51,440
King Akeem...

1045
00:52:51,523 --> 00:52:54,151
May have forgotten his story,

1046
00:52:54,234 --> 00:52:56,987
but the people of Zamunda
have not.

1047
00:53:05,954 --> 00:53:07,998
Walk your own path.

1048
00:53:08,081 --> 00:53:11,209
Be not the Prince of Zamunda.

1049
00:53:11,293 --> 00:53:13,754
Be the Prince from Queens.

1050
00:53:24,723 --> 00:53:27,851
Lavelle Junson of Queens.

1051
00:53:27,935 --> 00:53:29,728
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Haters gonna hate ♪

1052
00:53:29,811 --> 00:53:32,147
♪ Fakers gonna fake,
breakers gonna break ♪

1053
00:53:32,230 --> 00:53:34,107
♪ Neophytes gonna make mistakes ♪

1054
00:53:34,191 --> 00:53:37,527
♪ Sleepers gotta wake,
I'm-a say it again ♪

1055
00:53:37,611 --> 00:53:40,364
♪ I'm-a say it loud,
give me a group, not one man ♪

1056
00:53:40,447 --> 00:53:42,783
♪ To smash the crowd, we... ♪

1057
00:53:42,866 --> 00:53:45,577
If it pleases Your Majesty,

1058
00:53:45,661 --> 00:53:48,664
I present to you Kareem Junson,

1059
00:53:48,747 --> 00:53:52,334
aka Uncle Reem,

1060
00:53:52,417 --> 00:53:54,378
my Royal Consigliere.

1061
00:53:54,461 --> 00:53:56,546
That's Italian for
"Mack Daddy Mentor."

1062
00:53:56,630 --> 00:53:59,800
You need no other teacher
than your King and your father.

1063
00:53:59,883 --> 00:54:02,219
No, no, no, no. See, you watch
your bottom lip, money grip,

1064
00:54:02,302 --> 00:54:03,845
'cause you understand,
while y'all was out here

1065
00:54:03,929 --> 00:54:05,639
riding elephants and chasing Tarzan,

1066
00:54:05,722 --> 00:54:08,934
I was schooling this boy
on the streets of Queens.

1067
00:54:09,017 --> 00:54:10,894
All right, well, that's...
No, 'cause he don't know me.

1068
00:54:10,978 --> 00:54:13,271
You do not know me.
No, you don't know me.

1069
00:54:13,355 --> 00:54:14,398
You do not know me.

1070
00:54:14,481 --> 00:54:15,774
You don't know me.
I will cut you.

1071
00:54:15,857 --> 00:54:17,025
Enough of this.

1072
00:54:19,194 --> 00:54:23,490
Uncle Reem of Queens...
You're welcome in my kingdom.

1073
00:54:23,573 --> 00:54:24,825
Come on.

1074
00:54:24,908 --> 00:54:26,952
Benson, y'all got some crab
cakes, Man?

1075
00:54:27,035 --> 00:54:28,078
I need some protein.

1076
00:54:28,161 --> 00:54:30,372
Who is Benson?
Benson is you.

1077
00:54:30,455 --> 00:54:32,249
Hold up. Hold up.

1078
00:54:32,332 --> 00:54:34,710
Let me get my Spotify
on deck real quick.

1079
00:54:36,503 --> 00:54:37,796
Let's rock.

1080
00:54:37,879 --> 00:54:39,756
You ain't said nothing but a thing.

1081
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,841
See his feet?

1082
00:54:40,924 --> 00:54:42,134
Yes.
See where his hand at?

1083
00:54:42,217 --> 00:54:43,885
Mm hmm.
See how he moving?

1084
00:54:43,969 --> 00:54:46,638
Yes. There's a fluidity to it.

1085
00:54:46,722 --> 00:54:49,641
Yeah, it's like Bruce Lee said,
"Be like water."

1086
00:54:49,725 --> 00:54:51,351
That's Hebbe Joffer.

1087
00:54:51,435 --> 00:54:52,936
Legend has it he could speak
to animals,

1088
00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:54,229
and people thought he was crazy

1089
00:54:54,312 --> 00:54:56,023
until he made a giraffe
do the Electric Slide.

1090
00:54:57,274 --> 00:54:59,234
It appears a Royal Wedding

1091
00:54:59,317 --> 00:55:00,986
may soon be upon us.

1092
00:55:01,069 --> 00:55:02,863
For more on this,
we are joined by Semmi.

1093
00:55:02,946 --> 00:55:04,281
Good to see you, Totatsi.

1094
00:55:04,364 --> 00:55:07,784
According to our ZNN source
inside the palace,

1095
00:55:07,868 --> 00:55:09,786
we are hearing.. And I quote..

1096
00:55:09,870 --> 00:55:13,790
"The boy been balling
on this Princely Ass Test

1097
00:55:13,874 --> 00:55:18,628
ever since his handsome
and mad smart uncle showed up."

1098
00:55:18,712 --> 00:55:21,173
That is absurd, Totatsi.
Who is your source?

1099
00:55:21,256 --> 00:55:23,133
What the deal? What the deal?

1100
00:55:23,216 --> 00:55:25,260
Palace life for me.

1101
00:55:25,343 --> 00:55:26,970
Who do you think you are, Reem,

1102
00:55:27,054 --> 00:55:28,513
going behind the King's back?

1103
00:55:28,597 --> 00:55:30,223
You keep talking slick...
G-Gentlemen.

1104
00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:32,059
And when my man is running
this place,

1105
00:55:32,142 --> 00:55:33,894
you gonna go from Royal Ass Kisser

1106
00:55:33,977 --> 00:55:35,729
to Royal Ass Wiper.
No, no.

1107
00:55:35,812 --> 00:55:37,522
I will do no such thing.
Please, g-gent...

1108
00:55:37,606 --> 00:55:39,524
Yeah, well,
I eat a lot of fried food,

1109
00:55:39,608 --> 00:55:40,901
so don't come at me with

1110
00:55:40,984 --> 00:55:42,736
anything less than two ply.
Oh!

1111
00:55:42,819 --> 00:55:45,530
♪ I'm a Queen, I'm a Queen,
I'm a Queen, I'm a Queen ♪

1112
00:55:45,614 --> 00:55:47,365
♪ Ain't nothing move
if they ain't got me ♪

1113
00:55:47,449 --> 00:55:49,659
♪ I'm a Queen, I'm a Queen,
I'm a Queen... ♪

1114
00:55:52,662 --> 00:55:54,372
Okay.

1115
00:55:54,456 --> 00:55:56,833
♪ Run my bathwater, run the
Kingdom, run it smarter... ♪

1116
00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:58,877
Oh, that's right. Ooh!

1117
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,879
I believe I have it now.
Don't hurt nobody.

1118
00:56:00,962 --> 00:56:02,297
Yeah, you got something.

1119
00:56:02,380 --> 00:56:04,007
Now let me hear you say,
"Hey, Ho." I don't know...

1120
00:56:04,091 --> 00:56:05,550
Hey, Ho. Oh.
That's right.

1121
00:56:05,634 --> 00:56:07,552
That's how we do it in Queens, though.

1122
00:56:07,636 --> 00:56:09,679
Hey, Ho.
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1123
00:56:09,763 --> 00:56:11,056
No, don't do that.
That's his mother.

1124
00:56:11,139 --> 00:56:12,641
Oh, don't say it to...
No, not to his mother.

1125
00:56:12,724 --> 00:56:14,267
You obese American, you.
No.

1126
00:56:14,351 --> 00:56:15,727
Yeah, for 25 cents a day,

1127
00:56:15,811 --> 00:56:18,438
I could sponsor feed
your scrawny ass.

1128
00:56:18,522 --> 00:56:20,357
Go to hell, you Western Weasel!

1129
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,234
Yo, well, why don't you go?
Make me.

1130
00:56:22,317 --> 00:56:23,985
You know something? Then I will.

1131
00:56:24,069 --> 00:56:25,612
You cholesterol dumpster fire, you.

1132
00:56:25,695 --> 00:56:27,531
I.. O-okay, okay.

1133
00:56:27,614 --> 00:56:28,949
Totatsi! Call the guards!

1134
00:56:29,032 --> 00:56:30,242
Let us, let us go for a short break.

1135
00:56:30,325 --> 00:56:31,701
Hmm.

1136
00:56:31,785 --> 00:56:32,953
That's Forest Whitaker.

1137
00:56:33,036 --> 00:56:34,412
I'm joking. That's not...

1138
00:56:34,496 --> 00:56:36,581
That one is Tunde Joffer.

1139
00:56:36,665 --> 00:56:38,250
Uh, he's the reason why
the Zamundans migrated

1140
00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:39,459
from the North to the East.

1141
00:56:39,543 --> 00:56:41,044
He's doing pretty good.

1142
00:56:41,128 --> 00:56:43,630
Yeah?

1143
00:56:43,713 --> 00:56:45,715
♪ I'm a Queen, I'm a Queen,
I'm a Queen, I'm a Queen ♪

1144
00:56:45,799 --> 00:56:48,343
♪ Ain't nothing move
if they ain't got me, ay ♪

1145
00:56:48,426 --> 00:56:50,637
♪ I'm a Queen, I'm a Queen,
I'm a Queen ♪

1146
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,681
There is but one test that remains:

1147
00:56:52,764 --> 00:56:54,516
retrieving the whiskers from
a lion.

1148
00:56:56,393 --> 00:56:59,938
My one question is:
How will you conquer your fear?

1149
00:57:00,021 --> 00:57:01,648
I'm not.

1150
00:57:01,731 --> 00:57:03,275
It's a damn lion.

1151
00:57:03,358 --> 00:57:05,277
Well, I found it is helpful
to think of them

1152
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,028
as just being big house cats.

1153
00:57:07,112 --> 00:57:08,613
Oh?

1154
00:57:08,697 --> 00:57:10,073
Just big house cats?

1155
00:57:10,157 --> 00:57:12,325
Really?
When'd you figure that out?

1156
00:57:12,409 --> 00:57:14,744
Was that on your tenth or
11th try?

1157
00:57:14,828 --> 00:57:16,454
I know not what you speak of.

1158
00:57:16,538 --> 00:57:18,165
I was successful my first time,

1159
00:57:18,248 --> 00:57:20,500
just like my father.
Jaffe Joffer.

1160
00:57:20,584 --> 00:57:23,003
And his father before him.
Jappa Joffer.

1161
00:57:24,045 --> 00:57:26,089
Very good. Very good!

1162
00:57:27,465 --> 00:57:29,509
Oh, watch.

1163
00:57:29,593 --> 00:57:31,052
Oh, shit!
Oh, do not be alarmed.

1164
00:57:31,136 --> 00:57:32,846
This Babar, he is my friend.

1165
00:57:32,929 --> 00:57:34,848
I have known him since he was
a small elephant.

1166
00:57:34,931 --> 00:57:35,974
Let him pass. Move.

1167
00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:37,267
Let him pass.
All right. (Muttering)

1168
00:57:37,350 --> 00:57:39,102
Come through, Babar, my friend.

1169
00:57:39,186 --> 00:57:41,479
Babar, the magnificent one.

1170
00:57:41,563 --> 00:57:44,024
I have known him since he was
a little elephant,

1171
00:57:44,107 --> 00:57:45,901
and now he is a father, as well.

1172
00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:47,527
Wow.
The great one!

1173
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,868
I must admit,
your manner and your style

1174
00:57:54,951 --> 00:57:57,787
is foreign to my kingdom,
but it is impressive.

1175
00:57:57,871 --> 00:58:01,499
Yeah? Damn, I'm just
trying to be like you.

1176
00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:03,501
You know what I mean?

1177
00:58:03,585 --> 00:58:06,421
You know, Mirembe, my Royal Barber,

1178
00:58:06,504 --> 00:58:08,798
told me the story that your pops

1179
00:58:08,882 --> 00:58:11,009
wanted you to marry a
Nexdorian Girl,

1180
00:58:11,092 --> 00:58:14,221
so you bounced to Queens to
find a wife on your own terms.

1181
00:58:16,389 --> 00:58:18,642
I wanted to find more than a wife.

1182
00:58:18,725 --> 00:58:22,270
To find someone that
I connected with on every level.

1183
00:58:22,354 --> 00:58:24,189
Someone who knew
where I was coming from

1184
00:58:24,272 --> 00:58:27,400
even though we came from
entirely two different places.

1185
00:58:31,988 --> 00:58:34,741
And one might say I was
looking for myself, as well.

1186
00:58:37,827 --> 00:58:40,914
Get some rest, My Son.

1187
00:58:42,832 --> 00:58:44,417
Thanks, Pops.

1188
00:59:06,398 --> 00:59:08,316
He looks hungry.

1189
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,902
You can see it in how
he walks low to the ground.

1190
00:59:10,986 --> 00:59:13,280
Look, Man, you haven't liked
me since I got here,

1191
00:59:13,363 --> 00:59:15,240
and I get that,
but ain't my fault

1192
00:59:15,323 --> 00:59:18,034
your dad knocked up my mom and
dragged my ass back to Africa.

1193
00:59:18,118 --> 00:59:20,578
Well, no one is asking you to stay.

1194
00:59:20,662 --> 00:59:22,497
It's all good, Little Sis.
All good.

1195
00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:24,374
I'll be gone in a minute,
'cause I'm about to be

1196
00:59:24,457 --> 00:59:25,750
eaten by a lion!
I hope so!

1197
00:59:25,834 --> 00:59:26,918
Fine! Fine!
Fine!

1198
00:59:34,092 --> 00:59:36,636
You really think I'm gonna fail,
don't you?

1199
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,895
I have never said that...

1200
00:59:45,979 --> 00:59:47,897
Out loud.

1201
00:59:47,981 --> 00:59:49,858
You ain't got to.

1202
00:59:49,941 --> 00:59:51,276
It's that look.

1203
00:59:55,488 --> 00:59:58,033
Been getting that look
my entire life.

1204
00:59:58,116 --> 01:00:01,286
People writing me off
'cause of the way I talk

1205
01:00:01,369 --> 01:00:03,747
or where I'm from.

1206
01:00:03,830 --> 01:00:05,832
But you got no idea
what I'm talking about.

1207
01:00:05,915 --> 01:00:08,126
'Cause you a Princess.

1208
01:00:08,209 --> 01:00:11,880
Princesses can be written off
just as much as anyone.

1209
01:00:11,963 --> 01:00:15,091
I have been preparing my
whole life

1210
01:00:15,175 --> 01:00:17,886
to be standing where you are
in this moment.

1211
01:00:19,471 --> 01:00:21,014
But you are right.

1212
01:00:21,097 --> 01:00:22,932
It is not fair for me to
blame you

1213
01:00:23,016 --> 01:00:25,310
for my father's mistake.

1214
01:00:25,393 --> 01:00:27,854
Not that you are a mistake.

1215
01:00:27,937 --> 01:00:29,856
Well, you kind of are a mistake.
Okay.

1216
01:00:29,939 --> 01:00:31,900
I get it, I get it. A'ight.

1217
01:00:31,983 --> 01:00:33,526
Damn.

1218
01:00:40,241 --> 01:00:43,495
Perhaps the test has
nothing to do with bravery.

1219
01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:49,793
The tests are also a challenge
of the mind.

1220
01:01:01,388 --> 01:01:03,098
♪ Go big, go big ♪

1221
01:01:03,181 --> 01:01:05,725
♪ Go big, go big, go big, go big ♪

1222
01:01:05,809 --> 01:01:07,852
♪ Go big, go big ♪

1223
01:01:07,936 --> 01:01:09,479
♪ How big? Real big ♪

1224
01:01:09,562 --> 01:01:11,356
♪ Sumo, fat crib in the background ♪

1225
01:01:11,439 --> 01:01:13,149
♪ Ad-lib, I'm in the front row... ♪

1226
01:01:13,233 --> 01:01:16,194
So, in sales, it's called
a bait and switch.

1227
01:01:16,277 --> 01:01:18,321
So, the customer thinks
that they're buying something

1228
01:01:18,405 --> 01:01:20,198
at half off, so they come flocking,

1229
01:01:20,281 --> 01:01:22,117
waving their wallets,
just hungry to buy something,

1230
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,993
but by the time they get there,

1231
01:01:24,077 --> 01:01:26,121
you sell 'em the upgrade
at double the price.

1232
01:01:26,204 --> 01:01:28,873
Yes. It is the same as a technique

1233
01:01:28,957 --> 01:01:31,543
we use in battle
called the feigned withdrawal.

1234
01:01:31,626 --> 01:01:34,129
An army retreats
with the sole intention

1235
01:01:34,212 --> 01:01:36,923
of drawing the enemy out
and ambushing him.

1236
01:01:37,006 --> 01:01:39,426
So, what, in this scenario,
I'm-I'm the retreating army?

1237
01:01:39,509 --> 01:01:41,594
No, you are the bait to switch.

1238
01:01:43,012 --> 01:01:44,597
♪ Say he winning, he lied ♪
♪ Lied ♪

1239
01:01:44,681 --> 01:01:46,182
♪ I don't blame him, he tried ♪
♪ Tried ♪

1240
01:01:46,266 --> 01:01:47,684
♪ I'm so fl-fl-fly ♪
♪ I'm fly ♪

1241
01:01:47,767 --> 01:01:49,352
♪ I don't walk, I glide ♪
♪ Glide ♪

1242
01:01:49,436 --> 01:01:50,937
♪ Don't need ice, we slide ♪
♪ We slide ♪

1243
01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:52,480
♪ Don't need ice, we slide ♪

1244
01:01:52,564 --> 01:01:54,107
♪ We slide ♪
♪ I put in the time ♪

1245
01:01:54,190 --> 01:01:56,109
♪ Time ♪
♪ Not like apple pie, sweet ♪

1246
01:01:56,192 --> 01:01:57,652
♪ Go big, go big ♪

1247
01:01:57,735 --> 01:02:00,905
♪ Go big, go big, go big, go big ♪

1248
01:02:00,989 --> 01:02:02,365
♪ Go big, go big. ♪

1249
01:02:07,620 --> 01:02:09,205
This ain't right.

1250
01:02:09,289 --> 01:02:11,833
My nephew could be eaten
by a man eating lion!

1251
01:02:11,916 --> 01:02:13,835
Besides, what kind of Kingdom
is this?

1252
01:02:13,918 --> 01:02:18,006
I don't see no Lunchables or
no lunch trays up here, nothing!

1253
01:02:55,627 --> 01:02:58,046
No.

1254
01:03:01,090 --> 01:03:02,175
Oh!

1255
01:03:05,094 --> 01:03:06,846
Run! Run!

1256
01:03:06,930 --> 01:03:08,890
Trust me, don't look back!

1257
01:03:08,973 --> 01:03:10,475
Just keep running!
Keep running! Run!

1258
01:03:10,558 --> 01:03:12,310
Keep running!

1259
01:03:28,243 --> 01:03:29,744
No, no. No!

1260
01:03:32,997 --> 01:03:35,166
He's trapped. I must save him.

1261
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:36,292
Stupid.

1262
01:03:36,376 --> 01:03:37,377
Wait, Father.

1263
01:03:40,380 --> 01:03:42,257
Look.

1264
01:03:49,180 --> 01:03:51,391
What is this?

1265
01:03:52,892 --> 01:03:55,144
What is this?

1266
01:03:55,228 --> 01:03:57,939
What every dangerous house
cat likes.

1267
01:04:00,233 --> 01:04:01,442
Cat food.

1268
01:04:37,228 --> 01:04:39,522
I got 'em. Mm hmm.

1269
01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:46,154
He is almost ready
to become a Prince.

1270
01:04:46,237 --> 01:04:47,614
Wait, almost?

1271
01:04:49,324 --> 01:04:53,161
It is time for Umbajuntoo.

1272
01:04:53,244 --> 01:04:55,913
Umbajuntoo!
Umbajuntoo!

1273
01:05:06,716 --> 01:05:09,427
Uh, what's-what's, uh...
Umbajuntoo?

1274
01:05:09,510 --> 01:05:11,971
Ceremonial Circumcision.

1275
01:05:12,055 --> 01:05:14,265
Ceremonial...

1276
01:05:14,349 --> 01:05:15,850
That mean they're gonna
sharpen your tool, Nephew.

1277
01:05:15,933 --> 01:05:18,603
Hold him. Hey, yo,
ain't got to restrain me. Yo...

1278
01:05:18,686 --> 01:05:20,521
Hey, Ma, tell 'em we already
did this! That's okay, Baby.

1279
01:05:20,605 --> 01:05:22,190
We love it here, right?

1280
01:05:22,273 --> 01:05:24,150
Let them take a little bit
off the top.

1281
01:05:24,233 --> 01:05:28,905
These are the foreskins
of your forefathers.

1282
01:05:28,988 --> 01:05:31,240
Ew.
Joffer Joffer.

1283
01:05:31,324 --> 01:05:33,159
Great great great grandfather.

1284
01:05:33,242 --> 01:05:35,203
Jappa Joffer.

1285
01:05:35,286 --> 01:05:36,704
Your great grandfather.

1286
01:05:36,788 --> 01:05:38,706
Jaffe Joffer.

1287
01:05:38,790 --> 01:05:39,791
Your grandfather.

1288
01:05:39,874 --> 01:05:43,378
And King Akeem.

1289
01:05:48,966 --> 01:05:50,802
Okay.

1290
01:06:09,529 --> 01:06:12,615
What are you...
Oh, what is wrong with you?

1291
01:06:14,617 --> 01:06:16,119
See, a potato.

1292
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,254
They got you, Baby!
They got you!

1293
01:06:27,630 --> 01:06:30,633
You just completed
the final Princely Test,

1294
01:06:30,717 --> 01:06:33,261
the test of courage.
Courage?

1295
01:06:33,344 --> 01:06:35,513
Need I remind you I was face
to face

1296
01:06:35,596 --> 01:06:36,848
with a man eating lion?

1297
01:06:36,931 --> 01:06:39,183
For one to put his member in danger

1298
01:06:39,267 --> 01:06:41,936
is also a test of courage, yes?

1299
01:06:42,019 --> 01:06:45,106
You are willing to sacrifice
what is most sacred.

1300
01:06:45,189 --> 01:06:46,774
My penis?

1301
01:06:46,858 --> 01:06:48,735
Your pride.

1302
01:06:50,027 --> 01:06:52,238
Lavelle Junson of Queens,

1303
01:06:52,321 --> 01:06:55,700
I hereby crown you

1304
01:06:55,783 --> 01:06:58,244
the Prince of Zamunda.

1305
01:07:03,291 --> 01:07:05,835
Okay, so you thought
the best response was

1306
01:07:05,918 --> 01:07:07,628
to let them cut it off?

1307
01:07:07,712 --> 01:07:09,630
I was doing whatever it took.

1308
01:07:09,714 --> 01:07:11,466
Like what, exactly?

1309
01:07:11,549 --> 01:07:13,968
Well, to prove myself.

1310
01:07:14,051 --> 01:07:15,970
You know, like,
I-I never really got

1311
01:07:16,053 --> 01:07:17,597
the chance to do that back home.

1312
01:07:23,269 --> 01:07:25,354
As you were.

1313
01:07:27,231 --> 01:07:30,318
I take it you are growing
accustomed to a palace life.

1314
01:07:30,401 --> 01:07:32,153
I mean...

1315
01:07:32,236 --> 01:07:35,823
Aside from some insane rituals
y'all have here,

1316
01:07:35,907 --> 01:07:38,910
I suppose life here ain't too bad.

1317
01:07:43,581 --> 01:07:45,833
Well, there are certain disadvantages.
Uh huh.

1318
01:07:45,917 --> 01:07:47,752
I mean, have you seen
a Zamundan movie? Mm-mm.

1319
01:07:47,835 --> 01:07:49,670
Total baboon dung.

1320
01:07:49,754 --> 01:07:52,799
So, what, like, nothing
over a 30% on Rotten Papayas?

1321
01:07:52,882 --> 01:07:54,300
Ah.

1322
01:07:54,383 --> 01:07:56,511
American cinema is the best.

1323
01:07:56,594 --> 01:07:58,513
The best? That is, like,

1324
01:07:58,596 --> 01:08:00,890
the most blasphemous thing
I've ever heard.

1325
01:08:00,973 --> 01:08:03,100
What do we have besides
superhero shit,

1326
01:08:03,184 --> 01:08:07,355
uh, remakes and-and sequels
to old movies nobody asked for?

1327
01:08:07,438 --> 01:08:09,232
This is true about sequels.

1328
01:08:09,315 --> 01:08:10,733
If something is good...

1329
01:08:10,817 --> 01:08:12,151
Why ruin it?

1330
01:08:12,235 --> 01:08:13,486
Mm.

1331
01:08:13,569 --> 01:08:15,905
Although there are exceptions.
Like what?

1332
01:08:15,988 --> 01:08:17,949
Are you familiar with the
Barbershop series?

1333
01:08:18,032 --> 01:08:19,826
Am I familiar with...
Look at me.

1334
01:08:19,909 --> 01:08:22,286
Of course I'm familiar
with the Barbershop series.

1335
01:08:22,370 --> 01:08:26,332
My favorite spin off is
the one with Queen Latifah.

1336
01:08:26,415 --> 01:08:28,876
Yeah, but that's not Barbershop.

1337
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:31,462
That's Beauty Shop.

1338
01:08:31,546 --> 01:08:34,298
To mah to, to may to.

1339
01:08:34,382 --> 01:08:36,384
Potato, papaya.

1340
01:08:40,304 --> 01:08:42,473
So, what,
American Entertainment?

1341
01:08:42,557 --> 01:08:44,559
Is that our biggest difference?

1342
01:08:45,977 --> 01:08:47,770
Well...

1343
01:08:47,854 --> 01:08:51,524
There are certain freedoms
that exist outside of Zamunda.

1344
01:08:51,607 --> 01:08:53,276
Okay.

1345
01:08:53,359 --> 01:08:54,986
Like what?

1346
01:08:56,863 --> 01:08:59,448
Okay, this is going to sound stupid,

1347
01:08:59,532 --> 01:09:02,577
but it has always been
a dream of mine to...

1348
01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:04,662
To one day have my own barbershop.

1349
01:09:05,705 --> 01:09:06,789
Yo, that's awesome.

1350
01:09:08,124 --> 01:09:09,750
Are you making fun of me?

1351
01:09:09,834 --> 01:09:11,377
No.

1352
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:13,212
Nah, I'm being dead ass.

1353
01:09:13,296 --> 01:09:14,797
Do it.

1354
01:09:14,881 --> 01:09:17,008
I-I don't know anybody
who can work scissors like you.

1355
01:09:17,091 --> 01:09:19,302
Well, except women are not allowed

1356
01:09:19,385 --> 01:09:21,012
to own businesses in Zamunda.

1357
01:09:21,095 --> 01:09:23,055
You serious?

1358
01:09:23,139 --> 01:09:24,557
Indeed.

1359
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,601
That's not cool.

1360
01:09:28,227 --> 01:09:30,688
Well, I'm Prince, right?

1361
01:09:30,771 --> 01:09:32,356
So, you know something?

1362
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,525
As long as I'm Prince,

1363
01:09:34,609 --> 01:09:37,320
I can promise you there's gonna
be some changes around here.

1364
01:09:37,403 --> 01:09:40,114
Well, that is very idealistic.

1365
01:09:40,197 --> 01:09:42,909
But every Prince...

1366
01:09:42,992 --> 01:09:45,161
promises to do things differently,

1367
01:09:45,244 --> 01:09:47,747
but eventually, they do things

1368
01:09:47,830 --> 01:09:49,832
the same way they've always
been done before.

1369
01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:54,086
Yeah, well, I'm not like
every other Prince.

1370
01:09:54,170 --> 01:09:56,213
Remember?

1371
01:09:56,297 --> 01:09:58,174
I'm a Prince from Queens.

1372
01:09:59,216 --> 01:10:02,053
I wonder who told you that.

1373
01:10:02,136 --> 01:10:04,513
Somebody.

1374
01:10:13,773 --> 01:10:16,359
I should not have done that.

1375
01:10:16,442 --> 01:10:18,569
I should not have done that.
Wait. Wait, hold on.

1376
01:10:18,653 --> 01:10:20,071
Mirem...

1377
01:10:20,154 --> 01:10:21,781
Um...

1378
01:10:23,282 --> 01:10:26,327
I think it is best you go to
bed and get some rest.

1379
01:10:27,411 --> 01:10:29,747
Tomorrow is going to be
a very long day.

1380
01:10:29,830 --> 01:10:32,625
You are one step closer to...

1381
01:10:32,708 --> 01:10:34,919
Marrying your Princess.

1382
01:10:38,714 --> 01:10:40,341
Good night.

1383
01:10:59,276 --> 01:11:02,947
Presenting the Crown Prince
of Zamunda,

1384
01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:04,949
Prince Lavelle!
♪ ♪

1385
01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:30,516
King Akeem.
Yes.

1386
01:11:30,599 --> 01:11:32,184
So wonderful to see you, General.

1387
01:11:35,146 --> 01:11:36,564
Ooh.

1388
01:11:38,315 --> 01:11:40,317
Prince Lavelle.
General Izzi.

1389
01:11:40,401 --> 01:11:43,237
Please, allow me to reintroduce

1390
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:47,158
my daughter, Bopoto!

1391
01:11:47,241 --> 01:11:50,036
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey ♪

1392
01:11:53,497 --> 01:11:55,416
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1393
01:11:55,499 --> 01:11:58,377
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey ♪

1394
01:11:58,461 --> 01:12:02,423
♪ Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ♪

1395
01:12:02,506 --> 01:12:06,177
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ooh ooh... ♪

1396
01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:08,679
My Prince.

1397
01:12:08,763 --> 01:12:12,099
Perhaps you two should get to
know each other a little better.

1398
01:12:12,183 --> 01:12:13,225
Yes.

1399
01:12:15,936 --> 01:12:21,650
♪ Good morning to the world
out there... ♪

1400
01:12:21,734 --> 01:12:23,402
Oh.

1401
01:12:24,445 --> 01:12:26,822
Lovely.

1402
01:12:26,906 --> 01:12:29,200
Hey, dig this here.

1403
01:12:29,283 --> 01:12:33,913
Could I get two Crown Royals
for me and my Royal Compadre?

1404
01:12:33,996 --> 01:12:35,414
Compadre?

1405
01:12:35,498 --> 01:12:37,208
It means "Friend."

1406
01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:40,377
I am Uncle Reem's friend.

1407
01:12:40,461 --> 01:12:41,670
Yes, you are.

1408
01:12:42,713 --> 01:12:43,923
Cheers.

1409
01:12:44,006 --> 01:12:45,800
How you doing? Hey, Ladies.

1410
01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:47,426
How you doing? Mm.

1411
01:12:47,510 --> 01:12:48,844
I know I look good.

1412
01:12:48,928 --> 01:12:50,346
Mm, a makeover.

1413
01:12:50,429 --> 01:12:52,098
My hair is on point.

1414
01:12:52,181 --> 01:12:54,308
New dress. Who this?

1415
01:12:54,391 --> 01:12:56,185
Well, if you're
going to wear that dress,

1416
01:12:56,268 --> 01:12:58,020
then you should wear this.

1417
01:12:58,104 --> 01:13:02,066
♪ That we have in this life ♪

1418
01:13:02,149 --> 01:13:03,275
♪ These streets... ♪

1419
01:13:03,359 --> 01:13:05,361
Oh, my God.

1420
01:13:05,444 --> 01:13:07,029
Are you serious?

1421
01:13:07,113 --> 01:13:08,697
Yes. Turn around.

1422
01:13:08,781 --> 01:13:10,366
Oh, my goodness.

1423
01:13:10,449 --> 01:13:12,159
Oh.

1424
01:13:13,452 --> 01:13:15,579
I can't believe it.
This is so beautiful.

1425
01:13:15,663 --> 01:13:17,540
I know you gonna want this back.

1426
01:13:17,623 --> 01:13:18,624
It's a gift.

1427
01:13:18,707 --> 01:13:19,875
You're family now.

1428
01:13:21,627 --> 01:13:23,295
Let's go get drunk.
What?

1429
01:13:23,379 --> 01:13:26,382
Yes, Girl, me and you
'bout to turn it up.

1430
01:13:26,465 --> 01:13:28,050
Hey, Bartender!

1431
01:13:28,134 --> 01:13:30,261
Let me have some of
your finest drink.

1432
01:13:30,344 --> 01:13:32,388
Two shots of chilled Cîroc.

1433
01:13:37,893 --> 01:13:41,313
So, uh... Marriage.

1434
01:13:41,397 --> 01:13:42,940
It's a big step.

1435
01:13:43,983 --> 01:13:46,569
I will make you a happy Prince.

1436
01:13:50,322 --> 01:13:51,866
What about you?

1437
01:13:51,949 --> 01:13:54,577
How can I make you a happy Princess?

1438
01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:56,453
What do you like?

1439
01:13:56,537 --> 01:13:59,540
Whatever you like.

1440
01:14:00,583 --> 01:14:02,251
Okay, I'll back up.

1441
01:14:02,334 --> 01:14:06,172
Uh, Bopoto,
what's your favorite movie?

1442
01:14:06,255 --> 01:14:09,758
Whatever is your favorite movie.

1443
01:14:09,842 --> 01:14:12,261
Uh... Is there a goal you have?

1444
01:14:12,344 --> 01:14:14,722
Is-is there a business
that you want to start?

1445
01:14:14,805 --> 01:14:17,725
Whatever business you'd like
to start.

1446
01:14:27,109 --> 01:14:31,155
I want to have a connection
with the person

1447
01:14:31,238 --> 01:14:34,408
that I'm gonna spend
the rest of my life with.

1448
01:14:34,491 --> 01:14:36,994
But I am just a wife.

1449
01:14:43,918 --> 01:14:46,003
Can you wait right here?
Okay.

1450
01:14:46,086 --> 01:14:48,172
But what shall I do?
Just wait.

1451
01:14:48,255 --> 01:14:49,965
Right here.

1452
01:14:51,342 --> 01:14:53,093
I shall wait here.

1453
01:14:54,094 --> 01:14:55,804
Okay.

1454
01:14:55,888 --> 01:14:57,681
♪ Stop what you're doing
'cause I'm about to ruin ♪

1455
01:14:57,765 --> 01:14:59,892
♪ The image and the style
that you're used to ♪

1456
01:14:59,975 --> 01:15:02,603
♪ I look funny, but, yo,
I'm making money, see ♪

1457
01:15:02,686 --> 01:15:04,605
♪ So, yo, world,
I hope you're ready for me ♪

1458
01:15:05,856 --> 01:15:07,524
♪ The Humpty Dance ♪

1459
01:15:07,608 --> 01:15:09,944
♪ Is your chance to do the Hump ♪

1460
01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:12,238
♪ Uh, oh, do me, Baby ♪

1461
01:15:12,321 --> 01:15:15,157
♪ Do the Humpty Hump,
do the Humpty Hump ♪

1462
01:15:15,241 --> 01:15:17,243
♪ Oh, do me, Baby. ♪

1463
01:15:17,326 --> 01:15:18,786
Everything is coming out...

1464
01:15:18,869 --> 01:15:20,829
Hey, um, I don't mean to interrupt,

1465
01:15:20,913 --> 01:15:23,791
but, Mutombo, do you mind
if I have a minute with her?

1466
01:15:23,874 --> 01:15:25,167
My bad, Man.

1467
01:15:25,251 --> 01:15:27,086
No, no, no.

1468
01:15:27,169 --> 01:15:28,629
It's your party, Prince.

1469
01:15:28,712 --> 01:15:30,631
Come here, you gentle giant.

1470
01:15:30,714 --> 01:15:32,675
Yeah.

1471
01:15:32,758 --> 01:15:34,885
I need to talk to you.

1472
01:15:36,095 --> 01:15:37,972
There's nothing for us
to talk about.

1473
01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:39,306
Excuse me.

1474
01:15:39,390 --> 01:15:40,641
Yes, there is.

1475
01:15:40,724 --> 01:15:42,851
I don't want to marry her.

1476
01:15:50,234 --> 01:15:52,486
I want to be with you.

1477
01:15:54,113 --> 01:15:57,324
You and only you are
the reason why I'm a Prince.

1478
01:15:57,408 --> 01:15:59,535
But, Lavelle...

1479
01:15:59,618 --> 01:16:00,995
Look.

1480
01:16:01,996 --> 01:16:03,872
My father...

1481
01:16:03,956 --> 01:16:05,541
He'll understand.

1482
01:16:07,543 --> 01:16:09,295
I'll be right back.

1483
01:16:13,424 --> 01:16:16,760
I must say, you are more like
your father than I thought.

1484
01:16:16,844 --> 01:16:19,054
Oh, really?
Why do you say that, General?

1485
01:16:19,138 --> 01:16:21,390
Snatching up this bastard boy
from America

1486
01:16:21,473 --> 01:16:24,351
and throwing him
into our kingly affairs...

1487
01:16:24,435 --> 01:16:27,062
Like a chess pawn?

1488
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:32,192
Your pawn just took
a future Queen,

1489
01:16:32,276 --> 01:16:34,737
and now there can be peace.

1490
01:16:34,820 --> 01:16:36,864
And profit.

1491
01:16:38,490 --> 01:16:40,117
Well played, King Akeem.

1492
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,119
Well played.

1493
01:16:49,126 --> 01:16:51,920
I need to find my mom.
I need to find my Uncle Reem.

1494
01:16:53,088 --> 01:16:55,299
We got to bust out
of this bullshit, Man.

1495
01:16:55,382 --> 01:16:57,301
Wh-Why? Where are we going?

1496
01:16:57,384 --> 01:16:58,844
Home.

1497
01:17:00,346 --> 01:17:02,264
A home...

1498
01:17:02,348 --> 01:17:05,726
A home that we can build together.

1499
01:17:24,370 --> 01:17:26,455
Uh, where is Prince Lavelle?

1500
01:17:26,538 --> 01:17:29,625
My Prince asked me to stay
here about an hour ago.

1501
01:17:33,837 --> 01:17:37,841
Prince Lavelle Junson was seen
fleeing with the Royal Groomer.

1502
01:17:37,925 --> 01:17:39,676
And he took his Uncle Reem

1503
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:41,303
and that wretched woman
with him, as well.

1504
01:17:41,387 --> 01:17:43,055
Show respect.

1505
01:17:43,138 --> 01:17:45,140
She is still the mother of my son.

1506
01:17:45,224 --> 01:17:47,518
She took the Royal Jet.

1507
01:17:47,601 --> 01:17:49,269
That thieving bitch.

1508
01:17:49,353 --> 01:17:50,854
King Akeem.

1509
01:17:51,897 --> 01:17:53,857
Where is your Prince?

1510
01:17:53,941 --> 01:17:55,609
Ah, I do believe he has gone

1511
01:17:55,692 --> 01:17:57,820
for one of his, um, evening strolls.

1512
01:17:57,903 --> 01:18:00,072
He does that from time to time
to clear his mind.

1513
01:18:00,155 --> 01:18:01,657
Oh.

1514
01:18:01,740 --> 01:18:04,201
I hope he's not getting cold feet.

1515
01:18:04,284 --> 01:18:06,537
Nonsense.

1516
01:18:06,620 --> 01:18:08,038
Good.

1517
01:18:08,122 --> 01:18:11,166
Because I will be expecting
a wedding tomorrow.

1518
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,709
Of course.

1519
01:18:16,630 --> 01:18:19,842
Wedding bells, wedding bells.

1520
01:18:21,802 --> 01:18:23,846
Everything that I have done
for him,

1521
01:18:23,929 --> 01:18:25,597
I can't believe he has done this.

1522
01:18:25,681 --> 01:18:28,016
I make him a Prince,
I give him a chance to finally

1523
01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:30,561
make something of himself,
and this is how he repays me!

1524
01:18:30,644 --> 01:18:34,189
I finally made
a friend from my own hood,

1525
01:18:34,273 --> 01:18:36,066
and now she's gone.

1526
01:18:36,150 --> 01:18:39,695
Oh, I'm-a miss her crazy ass.

1527
01:18:39,778 --> 01:18:41,572
He could've told me about
this groomer.

1528
01:18:41,655 --> 01:18:44,366
But, no, instead he runs off
to America without a word to me.

1529
01:18:44,450 --> 01:18:47,703
It is the most selfish act,
unworthy of a Joffer!

1530
01:18:47,786 --> 01:18:49,413
It is spineless!

1531
01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:51,790
Like father, like son.

1532
01:18:51,874 --> 01:18:53,417
What did you say?

1533
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:55,461
Uppity bitch say what?
What?

1534
01:18:58,714 --> 01:19:01,258
You are intoxicated, My Queen.

1535
01:19:01,341 --> 01:19:03,510
All kinds of wiggity wack
stuff happens

1536
01:19:03,594 --> 01:19:06,388
when you are drunk and high,

1537
01:19:06,472 --> 01:19:10,100
including making babies

1538
01:19:10,184 --> 01:19:14,271
that you don't know anything about.

1539
01:19:14,354 --> 01:19:16,690
Right now you are getting
very in and out of my pocket.

1540
01:19:16,773 --> 01:19:19,693
Are you trying to say
I'm out of pocket?

1541
01:19:19,776 --> 01:19:21,904
What I am saying is, when a
person is drunk, they may say

1542
01:19:21,987 --> 01:19:23,447
something that they regret...
So, whenever a woman

1543
01:19:23,530 --> 01:19:24,948
speaks her mind, including
our daughter, then you just...

1544
01:19:25,032 --> 01:19:26,241
So I suggest you mind your tongue!

1545
01:19:29,995 --> 01:19:32,039
What happened to you, Akeem?

1546
01:19:32,122 --> 01:19:36,084
You were supposed to change things.

1547
01:19:36,168 --> 01:19:39,546
You were supposed to bring this
Kingdom to the 21st century,

1548
01:19:39,630 --> 01:19:43,967
but instead,
you push our daughter aside,

1549
01:19:44,051 --> 01:19:49,056
someone who has dedicated
her life to this country.

1550
01:19:49,139 --> 01:19:51,642
And because she's a woman,

1551
01:19:51,725 --> 01:19:53,936
she can't be your heir?

1552
01:19:54,019 --> 01:19:57,022
I cannot ignore hundreds of
years of tradition.

1553
01:19:57,105 --> 01:19:58,690
I am the ruler of this land.

1554
01:19:58,774 --> 01:20:00,442
I must be strong.

1555
01:20:05,364 --> 01:20:06,782
I get it.

1556
01:20:08,283 --> 01:20:10,452
You're the King.

1557
01:20:10,536 --> 01:20:12,663
Well, I'll tell you what.

1558
01:20:12,746 --> 01:20:15,791
There are a lot of other beds
in this castle.

1559
01:20:16,792 --> 01:20:20,003
I suggest you find another one.

1560
01:20:20,087 --> 01:20:24,383
Would you dare banish me
from my own bedroom?

1561
01:20:24,466 --> 01:20:26,176
Are you a fool?

1562
01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:29,763
Do you see me hopping on one
leg and barking like a dog?

1563
01:20:56,081 --> 01:20:57,749
What the hell is going on here?

1564
01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,376
He's in the back.

1565
01:20:59,459 --> 01:21:01,670
He's been here for hours.

1566
01:21:07,426 --> 01:21:08,677
Akeem.

1567
01:21:10,846 --> 01:21:12,889
How you doing, Son?

1568
01:21:14,141 --> 01:21:16,184
I used to quite enjoy mopping.

1569
01:21:16,268 --> 01:21:18,687
It was simple, and it made sense.

1570
01:21:23,025 --> 01:21:25,944
Every day, I have moved
closer to the comfort of life,

1571
01:21:26,028 --> 01:21:28,071
and now my eyes are open,

1572
01:21:28,155 --> 01:21:29,990
and the man that I always
wanted to be

1573
01:21:30,073 --> 01:21:31,700
is on the other side of the world.

1574
01:21:31,783 --> 01:21:33,327
Lavelle.

1575
01:21:33,410 --> 01:21:36,913
Yes, he has fleed to America
for love just as I did.

1576
01:21:36,997 --> 01:21:38,749
And now, because of my stubbornness,

1577
01:21:38,832 --> 01:21:40,792
I have run off my own son.

1578
01:21:42,085 --> 01:21:43,795
Failed him as a father.

1579
01:21:43,879 --> 01:21:46,423
You're not just a father.

1580
01:21:46,506 --> 01:21:48,133
You're the King.

1581
01:21:48,216 --> 01:21:51,219
And heavy lies the head
that wears the crown.

1582
01:21:51,303 --> 01:21:54,014
Yes, I understand
that expression more now.

1583
01:21:54,097 --> 01:21:56,558
It's not so much the crown
that is so heavy.

1584
01:21:56,642 --> 01:22:00,062
It's everything that comes
with it. Hmm?

1585
01:22:00,145 --> 01:22:01,855
You've got your country to run

1586
01:22:01,938 --> 01:22:04,775
and a crazy ass General
breathing down your neck.

1587
01:22:04,858 --> 01:22:06,693
And on top of all that,

1588
01:22:06,777 --> 01:22:09,529
you got to be a husband and a father.

1589
01:22:09,613 --> 01:22:11,740
Yes, you can see that is most troubling.

1590
01:22:11,823 --> 01:22:13,533
Oh, I get it.
Of course you get it.

1591
01:22:13,617 --> 01:22:15,619
You are the King of your own castle.

1592
01:22:15,702 --> 01:22:18,121
And the troubles never stop, Akeem.

1593
01:22:18,205 --> 01:22:20,248
When I introduced the McFlurby,

1594
01:22:20,332 --> 01:22:22,000
the McDonald's lawyers came
after me

1595
01:22:22,084 --> 01:22:24,586
the same way this General Izzi
is coming after you.

1596
01:22:24,670 --> 01:22:28,256
Cease and desist letters,
copyright infringement.

1597
01:22:28,340 --> 01:22:32,469
I mean, the McFlurby
is nothing like the McFlurry.

1598
01:22:32,552 --> 01:22:35,347
We put our toppings on the bottom.

1599
01:22:36,807 --> 01:22:38,392
So you have to stay strong.

1600
01:22:38,475 --> 01:22:40,310
And you have to put McDowell's first.

1601
01:22:40,394 --> 01:22:42,938
I am McDowell's.
And I am Zamunda.

1602
01:22:43,021 --> 01:22:44,314
It's not the Golden Arches.

1603
01:22:44,398 --> 01:22:46,441
It's the Golden Arcs.

1604
01:22:46,525 --> 01:22:47,859
And I'm the boss.

1605
01:22:47,943 --> 01:22:50,028
And I am the MF'ing King.

1606
01:22:50,112 --> 01:22:51,363
You damn right you are.

1607
01:22:51,446 --> 01:22:54,282
Cleo, thank you.

1608
01:22:54,366 --> 01:22:57,077
I much needed to hear
the wisdom of a father.

1609
01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:58,912
Well, I'm sure your father
would understand

1610
01:22:58,995 --> 01:23:01,331
what you're going through.
Yes.

1611
01:23:04,042 --> 01:23:05,043
Akeem.

1612
01:23:06,628 --> 01:23:09,339
What do you think
your mother would say now?

1613
01:23:10,549 --> 01:23:12,426
My mother?

1614
01:23:12,509 --> 01:23:14,386
The Queen.

1615
01:23:14,469 --> 01:23:18,640
I always thought that she was
the wisest of all the Joffers.

1616
01:23:18,724 --> 01:23:21,143
What do you think she would
say to you now, Son?

1617
01:23:31,194 --> 01:23:32,696
Zamundans, rise.

1618
01:23:32,779 --> 01:23:34,156
Prepare the Royal Jet.

1619
01:23:34,239 --> 01:23:35,657
I shall return to America

1620
01:23:35,741 --> 01:23:37,826
and retrieve this errant
child of mine.

1621
01:23:37,909 --> 01:23:39,786
General Izzi will return
in one day,

1622
01:23:39,870 --> 01:23:43,081
and if there's no wedding,
he most certainly will attack.

1623
01:23:43,165 --> 01:23:45,125
You stay here and protect my family.

1624
01:23:45,208 --> 01:23:47,544
I'm no warrior, Your Majesty.

1625
01:23:47,627 --> 01:23:48,962
Remember who you are.

1626
01:23:49,045 --> 01:23:50,505
You are a son of Zamunda.

1627
01:23:50,589 --> 01:23:52,591
Be strong.

1628
01:23:58,513 --> 01:24:00,432
And I'll tell you something else.

1629
01:24:00,515 --> 01:24:02,100
I only like redbone gals.

1630
01:24:02,184 --> 01:24:04,603
Oh, see, that's where we part.
I like my women Black.

1631
01:24:04,686 --> 01:24:05,896
I want a woman so Black,

1632
01:24:05,979 --> 01:24:07,647
when you make love,
you need a flashlight.

1633
01:24:07,731 --> 01:24:09,232
I'm looking for the good stuff, Man.

1634
01:24:09,316 --> 01:24:10,567
Hey! Mufasa!

1635
01:24:10,650 --> 01:24:12,986
Hey, I hear you got your boy back.

1636
01:24:13,069 --> 01:24:14,863
My son has returned to Queens.

1637
01:24:14,946 --> 01:24:16,114
It is most urgent that I find him.

1638
01:24:16,198 --> 01:24:17,657
You know, he was here
a little while ago

1639
01:24:17,741 --> 01:24:19,493
with a fine little, pretty
African thing. Wasn't she fine?

1640
01:24:19,576 --> 01:24:21,912
Mm hmm! Yeah, talking about
getting her a job here.

1641
01:24:21,995 --> 01:24:23,705
Then they gonna save up her money.

1642
01:24:23,789 --> 01:24:25,707
Then she gonna get her own place.
That's right.

1643
01:24:25,791 --> 01:24:27,334
I told her she could start
right now, she was so fine.

1644
01:24:27,417 --> 01:24:29,503
That's right. But, she..
They had to go off to their nuptials.

1645
01:24:31,254 --> 01:24:32,672
Nuptials?

1646
01:24:32,756 --> 01:24:34,299
Yeah.
Where?

1647
01:24:34,382 --> 01:24:35,801
Near that Chinese restaurant

1648
01:24:35,884 --> 01:24:37,594
where I caught the runs last Saturday.

1649
01:24:37,677 --> 01:24:39,179
What?
Oh, King Yum's.

1650
01:24:39,262 --> 01:24:40,347
Gentlemen, I have no time for this.

1651
01:24:40,430 --> 01:24:42,349
That egg foo yong
made me have to stop off

1652
01:24:42,432 --> 01:24:45,519
at my sister's last week
and make an emergency dump.

1653
01:24:45,602 --> 01:24:47,103
Silence!

1654
01:24:47,187 --> 01:24:48,605
I have no time to listen
to your stories

1655
01:24:48,688 --> 01:24:49,815
about your bowel movements.

1656
01:24:49,898 --> 01:24:51,858
Where is the ceremony?

1657
01:24:51,942 --> 01:24:54,444
Church of Holy Jubilation.
Thank you.

1658
01:24:55,737 --> 01:24:57,864
You're welcome.

1659
01:25:00,158 --> 01:25:02,619
Who the hell he think he talking to?
Coming in here...

1660
01:25:02,702 --> 01:25:04,371
Just 'cause he a King.
I got a dog named King.

1661
01:25:04,454 --> 01:25:05,622
Yeah, he ain't the King of
this shop.

1662
01:25:05,705 --> 01:25:07,415
I'm the King of this shop.
Exactly.

1663
01:25:07,499 --> 01:25:09,751
He was nicer when he was a Prince.

1664
01:25:16,925 --> 01:25:19,052
Is this a pious house of God?

1665
01:25:19,135 --> 01:25:21,596
If "Pious" means cheap,
well, then you right.

1666
01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:23,640
This the best house of God
we could find

1667
01:25:23,723 --> 01:25:25,016
on a Tuesday afternoon.

1668
01:25:25,100 --> 01:25:26,893
So let's get these rings
on these fingers

1669
01:25:26,977 --> 01:25:29,020
before the all day shrimp
ends at Sizzler's.

1670
01:25:29,104 --> 01:25:30,814
I don't even know why
they call it "All day."

1671
01:25:30,897 --> 01:25:32,065
It ends at 6:00.

1672
01:25:32,148 --> 01:25:33,650
Look, Baby,
it's about the love, okay?

1673
01:25:33,733 --> 01:25:35,318
Not the shrimp.

1674
01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:36,987
What's a Sizzler?
It's nothing.

1675
01:25:48,248 --> 01:25:52,085
I assume the Prince has returned
from his midnight stroll

1676
01:25:52,168 --> 01:25:55,463
and is prepared to marry my daughter.

1677
01:25:55,547 --> 01:25:58,258
My apologies, General.

1678
01:25:58,341 --> 01:26:01,803
Prince Lavelle is currently indisposed.

1679
01:26:01,887 --> 01:26:03,722
Indisposed?

1680
01:26:03,805 --> 01:26:05,807
Really?

1681
01:26:05,891 --> 01:26:08,560
I will not continue
to be jerked around

1682
01:26:08,643 --> 01:26:10,562
like a howler monkey

1683
01:26:10,645 --> 01:26:13,148
grazing in a field of horny
goat weeds.

1684
01:26:13,231 --> 01:26:17,027
Now, you tell me,
where is King Akeem?

1685
01:26:30,540 --> 01:26:32,167
All right.

1686
01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:34,085
Let's get hitched.

1687
01:26:34,169 --> 01:26:35,795
♪ Hallelu... ♪

1688
01:26:35,879 --> 01:26:37,380
Let there be light.

1689
01:26:37,464 --> 01:26:38,548
Hey!

1690
01:26:40,008 --> 01:26:43,845
We are gathered here today

1691
01:26:43,929 --> 01:26:48,141
for the meeting of these two
beautiful souls,

1692
01:26:48,224 --> 01:26:52,187
pressed together like a pair
of sumptuous...

1693
01:26:53,229 --> 01:26:54,648
Beings.

1694
01:26:54,731 --> 01:26:56,608
Yeah, Lord.

1695
01:26:56,691 --> 01:26:59,319
Amen! Amen!
Amen!

1696
01:26:59,402 --> 01:27:00,820
Feel his presence?
Yes, Father.

1697
01:27:00,904 --> 01:27:02,155
I can't wait to go home and...

1698
01:27:02,238 --> 01:27:05,367
Look, um, I just want to apologize.

1699
01:27:05,450 --> 01:27:10,038
I know this isn't exactly the
wedding you've always imagined.

1700
01:27:10,121 --> 01:27:12,332
I don't know why you would apologize.

1701
01:27:12,415 --> 01:27:15,752
I'd always imagined there'd be
a womanizing, sexist officiant

1702
01:27:15,835 --> 01:27:19,714
leading a very strange ceremony
in black socks.

1703
01:27:20,757 --> 01:27:22,842
It couldn't be more perfect.

1704
01:27:22,926 --> 01:27:25,303
So nice, I want 'em to say it twice.
Go on, preacher!

1705
01:27:25,387 --> 01:27:26,596
Amen!

1706
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:28,723
Say it again. Amen, Girl.
Hallelujah! Amen!

1707
01:27:28,807 --> 01:27:30,100
Yes!
Go on, Girl!

1708
01:27:30,183 --> 01:27:32,227
Yeah!
That's right, Girl.

1709
01:27:32,310 --> 01:27:33,520
You family now.

1710
01:27:36,106 --> 01:27:37,607
Take her.

1711
01:27:38,608 --> 01:27:39,693
Keep her as a prisoner

1712
01:27:39,776 --> 01:27:43,571
until King Akeem gives me my answer.

1713
01:27:43,655 --> 01:27:45,949
Zoot!
Zoot!

1714
01:27:59,129 --> 01:28:01,506
Teach this girl some respect.

1715
01:28:17,313 --> 01:28:18,857
Halt!

1716
01:28:20,150 --> 01:28:21,860
Take me to the Church
of the Holy Jubilation.

1717
01:28:21,943 --> 01:28:24,320
Sorry, Pal. You're gonna
have to go into the app.

1718
01:28:24,404 --> 01:28:25,947
You can get a Lyft Lux.

1719
01:28:26,031 --> 01:28:27,115
It's rush hour surge pricing.

1720
01:28:27,198 --> 01:28:28,825
You might want to look for a
promo code.

1721
01:28:34,998 --> 01:28:38,710
Fighting is not for pretty
girls and Princesses.

1722
01:28:38,793 --> 01:28:41,713
Your King and father
should have taught you

1723
01:28:41,796 --> 01:28:44,758
to be more polite,

1724
01:28:44,841 --> 01:28:46,843
not so nasty.

1725
01:28:49,220 --> 01:28:51,598
Oh?

1726
01:28:55,518 --> 01:28:59,064
Defend yourself, you sweat
from a baboon's balls.

1727
01:29:22,295 --> 01:29:23,296
Meeka!

1728
01:29:38,061 --> 01:29:39,729
Perhaps now you would like

1729
01:29:39,813 --> 01:29:42,607
to solve your problems diplomatically.

1730
01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:47,362
Do I have your attention?

1731
01:29:49,364 --> 01:29:50,490
I'm listening.

1732
01:29:51,783 --> 01:29:54,869
Now it's time for the main
event, Young Folks.

1733
01:29:54,953 --> 01:29:58,164
Lavelle Junson, do you take...

1734
01:29:58,248 --> 01:30:00,375
Stop!

1735
01:30:01,876 --> 01:30:04,754
Did you run here all the way
from Africa?

1736
01:30:04,838 --> 01:30:07,173
Lavelle, you cannot do this.

1737
01:30:07,257 --> 01:30:09,551
And you cannot turn your back
on your family.

1738
01:30:09,634 --> 01:30:11,678
Family?
Let me tell you something! Oh!

1739
01:30:11,761 --> 01:30:12,762
I raised that boy!
You ain't gonna

1740
01:30:12,846 --> 01:30:14,055
run in here from Zamunda...

1741
01:30:14,139 --> 01:30:16,349
I know what I am to you!

1742
01:30:16,432 --> 01:30:19,310
I heard everything
General Izzi said to you.

1743
01:30:19,394 --> 01:30:22,063
Using me as a chess pawn, right?

1744
01:30:22,147 --> 01:30:24,691
Lavelle, My Son...
Don't "Son" me!

1745
01:30:24,774 --> 01:30:28,278
I'm gonna live my life
with the woman I love.

1746
01:30:28,361 --> 01:30:31,823
Ain't no castle or mountain
of gold

1747
01:30:31,906 --> 01:30:33,950
that's gonna stop me
from loving her.

1748
01:30:35,201 --> 01:30:37,871
And I'm-a try my hardest
to make her happy.

1749
01:30:39,581 --> 01:30:42,333
Now, do you or do you not
understand that?

1750
01:31:01,519 --> 01:31:03,479
I do.

1751
01:31:10,028 --> 01:31:12,322
Long ago, I had your spirit.

1752
01:31:14,073 --> 01:31:18,286
I may not have been as brave
as you, Lavelle Junson,

1753
01:31:18,369 --> 01:31:21,080
but I know true love.

1754
01:31:21,164 --> 01:31:26,961
When I told my mother that
my true love was my Queen Lisa,

1755
01:31:27,045 --> 01:31:29,172
she urged me to go to her,

1756
01:31:29,255 --> 01:31:32,508
just as you have for your bride.

1757
01:31:32,592 --> 01:31:35,261
The burdens of my country
are not yours to carry.

1758
01:31:36,596 --> 01:31:38,932
And if you want to stay here
in Queens and marry

1759
01:31:39,015 --> 01:31:42,143
this fine Zamundan woman,
I shall not stand in your path.

1760
01:31:42,227 --> 01:31:45,480
I've been ruled by fear
for far too long.

1761
01:31:45,563 --> 01:31:48,274
It's time for me to start
becoming my own King.

1762
01:31:51,611 --> 01:31:53,613
My own man.

1763
01:31:55,573 --> 01:31:57,742
Just as you did, My Son.

1764
01:32:03,414 --> 01:32:06,918
So, please excuse my intrusion.
Carry on, please.

1765
01:32:07,001 --> 01:32:08,336
Oh, wait, wait, we into over
time now.

1766
01:32:08,419 --> 01:32:09,963
I need 200 more dollars.

1767
01:32:10,046 --> 01:32:12,423
What you need is to start this
ceremony before I come up there

1768
01:32:12,507 --> 01:32:15,009
and beat your...
Mary, Mary, if our son

1769
01:32:15,093 --> 01:32:18,263
wants to be married
in this glorious house of...

1770
01:32:18,346 --> 01:32:21,432
In in this glorious house...

1771
01:32:21,516 --> 01:32:23,393
This is a house of God, isn't it?

1772
01:32:23,476 --> 01:32:25,103
More like a crack house of God.

1773
01:32:25,186 --> 01:32:26,813
Ah. Then it shall be

1774
01:32:26,896 --> 01:32:28,773
as magnificent as a palace ceremony.

1775
01:32:28,856 --> 01:32:29,941
Come. Sit.

1776
01:32:31,359 --> 01:32:33,111
Yes, continue.

1777
01:32:33,194 --> 01:32:35,029
This doesn't feel right.

1778
01:32:35,113 --> 01:32:37,782
What?
You don't want to get married?

1779
01:32:37,865 --> 01:32:41,369
No, I'm not saying
I-I don't want to get married.

1780
01:32:41,452 --> 01:32:42,453
Then what?

1781
01:32:42,537 --> 01:32:44,247
Zamunda's my home.

1782
01:32:44,330 --> 01:32:46,916
It is my pride and my joy.

1783
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:50,253
And what about your sisters?

1784
01:32:50,336 --> 01:32:52,046
You think they don't need you?

1785
01:32:53,256 --> 01:32:54,882
Well, um...

1786
01:32:56,134 --> 01:32:58,136
Maybe we should get married
at the palace.

1787
01:32:58,219 --> 01:33:00,513
But what about your people here?

1788
01:33:00,596 --> 01:33:03,182
What about the land of Queens?

1789
01:33:03,266 --> 01:33:04,434
Wait.

1790
01:33:05,435 --> 01:33:07,645
Hear me now.

1791
01:33:07,729 --> 01:33:10,440
I am King Akeem Joffer,

1792
01:33:10,523 --> 01:33:13,151
and I'm bestowed with great power.

1793
01:33:13,234 --> 01:33:17,572
I shall bring Queens to Zamunda!

1794
01:33:17,655 --> 01:33:19,115
Yes!

1795
01:33:19,198 --> 01:33:20,575
That's what I'm talking about.

1796
01:33:20,658 --> 01:33:22,535
They still wear silk.

1797
01:33:22,618 --> 01:33:24,996
Where the hell is Zamunda?

1798
01:33:33,046 --> 01:33:36,132
♪ Someone to care ♪

1799
01:33:36,215 --> 01:33:39,635
♪ Someone to share ♪

1800
01:33:39,719 --> 01:33:42,180
♪ Lonely hours ♪

1801
01:33:42,263 --> 01:33:45,224
♪ And moments of despair ♪

1802
01:33:45,308 --> 01:33:48,644
♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪
♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪

1803
01:33:48,728 --> 01:33:51,981
♪ Oh, what a feeling ♪

1804
01:33:52,065 --> 01:33:56,194
♪ To be loved ♪

1805
01:33:59,864 --> 01:34:02,408
♪ Someone to kiss ♪

1806
01:34:02,492 --> 01:34:03,743
♪ Ah ♪

1807
01:34:03,826 --> 01:34:07,080
♪ Someone to miss ♪

1808
01:34:07,163 --> 01:34:09,290
♪ When you're away ♪

1809
01:34:09,374 --> 01:34:12,794
♪ To hear from each day ♪

1810
01:34:12,877 --> 01:34:14,295
♪ To be loved ♪
♪ To be loved... ♪

1811
01:34:14,379 --> 01:34:16,381
I will always do what is
right for Zamunda.

1812
01:34:16,464 --> 01:34:18,424
That is my oath as King.

1813
01:34:19,509 --> 01:34:21,052
And I promise you,

1814
01:34:21,135 --> 01:34:24,555
I shall always do what is
right for our family.

1815
01:34:24,639 --> 01:34:27,600
That is my oath to you,

1816
01:34:27,683 --> 01:34:29,685
Lisa,

1817
01:34:29,769 --> 01:34:31,604
My Queen.

1818
01:34:34,607 --> 01:34:37,902
♪ Oh, what a feeling ♪

1819
01:34:37,985 --> 01:34:42,073
♪ To be loved. ♪

1820
01:34:49,747 --> 01:34:51,624
♪ Hey, what's up... ♪

1821
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:57,004
Presenting the Crown Prince
of Zamunda,

1822
01:34:57,088 --> 01:34:58,631
Prince Lavelle,

1823
01:34:58,714 --> 01:35:01,759
and his bride, Princess Mirembe.

1824
01:35:04,804 --> 01:35:07,557
♪ You're the one I want, oh ♪

1825
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:09,559
♪ Before my liver start to fail ♪

1826
01:35:09,642 --> 01:35:11,811
♪ You're the one I need, oh ♪

1827
01:35:11,894 --> 01:35:14,105
♪ Before cassava start to hail ♪

1828
01:35:14,188 --> 01:35:16,524
♪ And if I ever leave, oh ♪

1829
01:35:16,607 --> 01:35:19,610
♪ Make water carry me
dey go far away ♪

1830
01:35:19,694 --> 01:35:22,405
♪ Far away ♪

1831
01:35:22,488 --> 01:35:24,991
♪ So I am looking for a sister ♪

1832
01:35:25,074 --> 01:35:27,452
♪ Chioma, My Lover ♪

1833
01:35:27,535 --> 01:35:30,163
♪ She get the dollar ♪
♪ Dollar ♪

1834
01:35:30,246 --> 01:35:31,956
♪ She dey wear designer ♪

1835
01:35:32,039 --> 01:35:33,624
♪ Love is sweet, oh... ♪

1836
01:35:33,708 --> 01:35:36,752
I think my kingdom was safer
with me gone and you in charge.

1837
01:35:36,836 --> 01:35:41,549
I simply acted as my father
and king has instructed.

1838
01:35:41,632 --> 01:35:44,385
And that is why I've issued a
decree to Baba.

1839
01:35:46,179 --> 01:35:48,389
When I am gone,

1840
01:35:48,473 --> 01:35:51,642
Meeka Joffer shall rule as Queen.

1841
01:35:51,726 --> 01:35:54,061
But the laws.
Will change.

1842
01:35:54,145 --> 01:35:57,607
With more changes to come
with your guidance.

1843
01:35:57,690 --> 01:35:59,358
And what about Prince Lavelle?

1844
01:35:59,442 --> 01:36:02,862
Prince Lavelle shall serve
as an ambassador to America.

1845
01:36:02,945 --> 01:36:04,947
Thank you.

1846
01:36:05,031 --> 01:36:07,033
And as your brother.

1847
01:36:11,746 --> 01:36:13,748
Forgive an old fool.

1848
01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:19,337
Old fool who loves you very much.

1849
01:36:26,302 --> 01:36:28,346
Hi. How y'all doing?
This is Mary.

1850
01:36:28,429 --> 01:36:29,931
Y'all look good tonight.

1851
01:36:30,014 --> 01:36:31,224
Hey. How you doing?

1852
01:36:31,307 --> 01:36:32,892
Girl, you is making
a statement with that.

1853
01:36:32,975 --> 01:36:34,185
You is making a statement.
Thank you.

1854
01:36:34,268 --> 01:36:36,312
King Akeem.

1855
01:36:36,395 --> 01:36:40,816
Love has once again triumphed
in Zamunda.

1856
01:36:43,152 --> 01:36:44,695
Oh, Children, you can go and play.

1857
01:36:44,779 --> 01:36:46,489
Go dance.
Shake your booties off.

1858
01:36:46,572 --> 01:36:50,117
I hear the trade routes have
reopened between our nations.

1859
01:36:50,201 --> 01:36:53,329
Yes. It will be a prosperous

1860
01:36:53,412 --> 01:36:57,041
and peaceful time for us old heads.

1861
01:36:58,834 --> 01:37:01,212
I want to thank you
for releasing my sister

1862
01:37:01,295 --> 01:37:03,256
from her canine curse.

1863
01:37:03,339 --> 01:37:05,591
(Whispers)

1864
01:37:17,853 --> 01:37:20,189
Yeah, give it up!
Give it up for Davido!

1865
01:37:20,273 --> 01:37:22,400
My man.

1866
01:37:22,483 --> 01:37:23,943
All right, all right.

1867
01:37:24,026 --> 01:37:25,486
Where are my people
from Zamunda at?

1868
01:37:28,781 --> 01:37:32,076
Dig all that. Okay, now,
where my people from Queens at?

1869
01:37:32,159 --> 01:37:33,160
Queens!

1870
01:37:33,244 --> 01:37:34,912
Yeah!
Hey, right here!

1871
01:37:34,996 --> 01:37:36,163
We in the house!
In the building!

1872
01:37:36,247 --> 01:37:37,540
In the building!
We in Zamunda!

1873
01:37:39,584 --> 01:37:41,586
Well, I can dig that, too.

1874
01:37:41,669 --> 01:37:44,672
We're about to fix it
into over drive, okay?

1875
01:37:44,755 --> 01:37:48,217
First of all, shout out
to King Akeem and his family

1876
01:37:48,301 --> 01:37:51,137
for bringing my favorite artist
back to Africa...

1877
01:37:51,220 --> 01:37:52,722
Who is it? Who is it?

1878
01:37:52,805 --> 01:37:54,682
Wait, Kendrick Lamar?
No.

1879
01:37:54,765 --> 01:37:56,892
All right, we gonna take this
old school now, okay?

1880
01:37:56,976 --> 01:37:58,394
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1881
01:37:58,477 --> 01:37:59,770
Mary J. Blige.
No.

1882
01:37:59,854 --> 01:38:01,856
Diana Ross!
Nope.

1883
01:38:01,939 --> 01:38:04,650
He's my cousin.
He's also my inspiration.

1884
01:38:04,734 --> 01:38:07,278
Okay?
He's the wind beneath my wings.

1885
01:38:07,361 --> 01:38:08,696
Don't play.

1886
01:38:08,779 --> 01:38:10,239
Who could be better
than Diana Ross? Tell me!

1887
01:38:10,323 --> 01:38:11,949
Oh, you'll see.
Okay, I want y'all

1888
01:38:12,033 --> 01:38:14,785
to put your hands together
for Randy Watson!

1889
01:38:14,869 --> 01:38:16,495
Randy Watson in here?

1890
01:38:16,579 --> 01:38:18,956
And his band...
Oh, Lord.

1891
01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:21,292
Sexual Chocolate!

1892
01:38:31,552 --> 01:38:34,013
♪ Everyone can see ♪

1893
01:38:34,096 --> 01:38:36,349
♪ We're together ♪

1894
01:38:36,432 --> 01:38:39,685
♪ As we walk on by ♪
♪ Ay ♪

1895
01:38:39,769 --> 01:38:43,397
♪ And we tight just like
birds of a feather ♪

1896
01:38:43,481 --> 01:38:47,610
♪ Well, I won't tell no lie ♪
♪ We ♪

1897
01:38:47,693 --> 01:38:51,447
♪ All of the people around me,
they say ♪

1898
01:38:51,530 --> 01:38:54,575
♪ Can they be that close? Ha! ♪

1899
01:38:54,659 --> 01:38:57,662
♪ Just let me state for the record ♪

1900
01:38:57,745 --> 01:38:58,871
That boy good.

1901
01:38:58,954 --> 01:39:01,082
♪ We're giving love ♪

1902
01:39:01,165 --> 01:39:03,501
♪ In a family dose, whoo ♪

1903
01:39:03,584 --> 01:39:06,170
♪ We are family ♪

1904
01:39:07,505 --> 01:39:09,590
♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me ♪

1905
01:39:09,674 --> 01:39:11,092
Feel me, now.

1906
01:39:11,175 --> 01:39:13,427
I just want to tell you
that every Sunday

1907
01:39:13,511 --> 01:39:15,096
I take my mama to get a McFlurby.

1908
01:39:15,179 --> 01:39:16,514
I love you, Cleo.

1909
01:39:16,597 --> 01:39:18,891
♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

1910
01:39:18,974 --> 01:39:22,228
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,
without any further ado,

1911
01:39:22,311 --> 01:39:25,606
I give you Fresh Peaches
and Sugar Cube!

1912
01:39:25,690 --> 01:39:27,400
♪ My name is Peaches,
and I'm the best ♪

1913
01:39:27,483 --> 01:39:29,568
♪ All the DJs want
to feel my breasts ♪

1914
01:39:31,153 --> 01:39:33,114
♪ Still got the looks,
still got the sass ♪

1915
01:39:33,197 --> 01:39:35,658
♪ Been 30 years,
and I still got ass ♪

1916
01:39:42,039 --> 01:39:43,708
Play that saxophone.

1917
01:39:47,795 --> 01:39:50,214
It's a party over here!

1918
01:39:50,297 --> 01:39:51,298
Party over here!

1919
01:39:51,382 --> 01:39:53,634
Amen.

1920
01:39:53,718 --> 01:39:55,845
God woke me up early this morning.

1921
01:39:55,928 --> 01:39:57,638
♪ Yes, he did... ♪
He said, if you ain't got

1922
01:39:57,722 --> 01:39:59,348
somebody to love, go out
and find somebody to love.

1923
01:39:59,432 --> 01:40:01,434
♪ Find somebody to love ♪
'Cause life's about love.

1924
01:40:01,517 --> 01:40:03,269
♪ Life's about love ♪
And life's about family.

1925
01:40:03,352 --> 01:40:05,438
♪ Life's about family ♪
Amen.

1926
01:40:05,521 --> 01:40:07,940
♪ Amen ♪
Randy Watson.

1927
01:40:08,023 --> 01:40:09,191
♪ Randy Watson's my name ♪
Take us home.

1928
01:40:09,275 --> 01:40:10,526
♪ Take us home, now ♪

1929
01:40:10,609 --> 01:40:12,737
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

1930
01:40:12,820 --> 01:40:15,531
♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me... ♪

1931
01:40:15,614 --> 01:40:17,867
Hey.
What say you, Brother?

1932
01:40:17,950 --> 01:40:21,287
Would you like to leave all
this and go back to Queens?

1933
01:40:21,370 --> 01:40:23,456
♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

1934
01:40:25,541 --> 01:40:27,877
♪ We are family ♪

1935
01:40:29,253 --> 01:40:30,921
♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me ♪

1936
01:40:32,339 --> 01:40:33,674
Nah.

1937
01:40:33,758 --> 01:40:34,759
♪ We are family ♪

1938
01:40:34,842 --> 01:40:36,051
Go, Uncle Reem!

1939
01:40:37,094 --> 01:40:39,430
♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

1940
01:40:39,513 --> 01:40:40,931
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

1941
01:40:41,015 --> 01:40:44,852
♪ We are family ♪

1942
01:40:44,935 --> 01:40:47,563
♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me ♪

1943
01:40:47,646 --> 01:40:48,689
♪ Sexual Chocolate ♪

1944
01:40:48,773 --> 01:40:52,985
♪ We are family ♪

1945
01:40:53,068 --> 01:40:55,654
♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

1946
01:40:57,782 --> 01:41:00,201
♪ We are family ♪

1947
01:41:01,285 --> 01:41:04,205
♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me ♪

1948
01:41:05,539 --> 01:41:07,833
♪ We are family ♪

1949
01:41:07,917 --> 01:41:09,293
♪ Yes, we are ♪

1950
01:41:09,376 --> 01:41:11,879
♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

1951
01:41:15,090 --> 01:41:16,509
One time.

1952
01:41:21,305 --> 01:41:23,808
Two times.

1953
01:41:26,685 --> 01:41:27,937
Three times.

1954
01:41:37,446 --> 01:41:42,034
♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪

1955
01:41:42,117 --> 01:41:47,873
♪ I'm coming to America ♪

1956
01:41:47,957 --> 01:41:50,876
♪ Come and walk the yellow
brick road ♪

1957
01:41:50,960 --> 01:41:54,213
♪ Feel the rush of platinum
and gold in America ♪

1958
01:41:54,296 --> 01:41:56,590
♪ In America ♪

1959
01:41:56,674 --> 01:41:59,593
♪ They tell me it's the land
of the free... ♪

1960
01:41:59,677 --> 01:42:01,846
It seems that the last time I...

1961
01:42:01,929 --> 01:42:04,932
I only recently discov..

1962
01:42:05,015 --> 01:42:06,016
I can do that better.

1963
01:42:06,100 --> 01:42:08,185
Bastard child here.

1964
01:42:08,269 --> 01:42:09,854
Let's cut.
Cutting.

1965
01:42:09,937 --> 01:42:13,148
Inherited your father's
unforgiving memory.

1966
01:42:13,232 --> 01:42:15,109
Who you talking to?

1967
01:42:16,944 --> 01:42:19,029
Get that stupid look off your face.

1968
01:42:21,574 --> 01:42:22,992
I'm trying to rouse the lion.

1969
01:42:25,244 --> 01:42:26,453
Lion!

1970
01:42:28,289 --> 01:42:30,040
Got the whiskers.

1971
01:42:30,124 --> 01:42:31,750
They from a lion.

1972
01:42:31,834 --> 01:42:33,085
Look at that.

1973
01:42:33,168 --> 01:42:35,880
That's my thing.

1974
01:42:35,963 --> 01:42:37,298
Acting mine, that's good.

1975
01:42:37,381 --> 01:42:39,675
He has already ordered
your exla.. Shit.

1976
01:42:39,758 --> 01:42:41,886
My ex-lax?
Cut.

1977
01:42:43,178 --> 01:42:45,389
Line.
Reset!

1978
01:42:45,472 --> 01:42:46,473
I've been a, uh..

1979
01:42:46,557 --> 01:42:48,183
Ah, boy. Oh, my bad.

1980
01:42:48,267 --> 01:42:50,561
I would nothing more..
I would..

1981
01:42:50,644 --> 01:42:53,355
Let's do it again.

1982
01:42:53,439 --> 01:42:56,233
♪ I'll be gone on a flight
with my own entourage ♪

1983
01:42:56,317 --> 01:42:58,444
♪ Money no be problem
'cause I'm royal ♪

1984
01:42:58,527 --> 01:43:00,029
♪ Royal ♪

1985
01:43:00,112 --> 01:43:02,698
♪ Royal ♪
♪ Royal ♪

1986
01:43:02,781 --> 01:43:06,744
♪ And anywhere I go, me no need
no introduction or permission ♪

1987
01:43:06,827 --> 01:43:09,330
♪ 'Cause I'm royal ♪
♪ Royal ♪

1988
01:43:09,413 --> 01:43:11,415
♪ Royal ♪
♪ Royal ♪

1989
01:43:11,498 --> 01:43:13,876
♪ To do what I want... ♪

1990
01:43:13,959 --> 01:43:16,295
Is anybody gonna tell me why
these mashed potatoes is black?

1991
01:43:19,173 --> 01:43:20,883
You damn right you are.

1992
01:43:20,966 --> 01:43:22,635
Thank you.

1993
01:43:25,137 --> 01:43:27,806
♪ I must leave,
but soon I'll return to you ♪

1994
01:43:27,890 --> 01:43:30,017
♪ Now I'm on my way to America ♪

1995
01:43:30,100 --> 01:43:33,604
♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪

1996
01:43:33,687 --> 01:43:35,397
♪ I'm coming... ♪

1997
01:43:35,481 --> 01:43:38,859
Vacations were canceled,
holidays ignored.

1998
01:43:38,943 --> 01:43:40,819
People didn't even (bleep)..
Wait a minute.

1999
01:43:40,903 --> 01:43:42,446
What was that line?

2000
01:43:47,368 --> 01:43:49,453
Master of disaster!

2001
01:43:49,536 --> 01:43:51,789
Punisher of infidel!

2002
01:43:51,872 --> 01:43:53,958
The midnight train to Georgia.

2003
01:43:55,542 --> 01:43:56,919
Ow! Shit!

2004
01:43:57,002 --> 01:43:59,713
I'm sorry.

2005
01:43:59,797 --> 01:44:01,757
He actually kicked me in the ass.

2006
01:44:01,840 --> 01:44:03,467
I kicked you in the leg.
Come on.

2007
01:44:03,550 --> 01:44:05,678
That wasn't no accident.

2008
01:44:05,761 --> 01:44:09,264
♪ Coming to America ♪

2009
01:44:09,348 --> 01:44:12,017
♪ She's your ♪

2010
01:44:12,101 --> 01:44:16,730
♪ Queen to be ♪

2011
01:44:16,814 --> 01:44:20,734
♪ A Queen to be forever ♪

2012
01:44:20,818 --> 01:44:24,738
♪ A Queen who'll do whatever ♪

2013
01:44:24,822 --> 01:44:29,827
♪ His Highness desires ♪

2014
01:44:29,910 --> 01:44:36,458
♪ She's your Queen to be ♪

2015
01:44:37,376 --> 01:44:40,963
♪ A vision of perfection ♪

2016
01:44:41,046 --> 01:44:44,550
♪ An object of affection ♪

2017
01:44:44,633 --> 01:44:48,512
♪ To quench your royal fire ♪

2018
01:44:48,595 --> 01:44:52,349
♪ Completely free ♪

2019
01:44:52,433 --> 01:44:56,311
♪ From infection ♪

2020
01:44:56,395 --> 01:45:02,985
♪ To be used at your discretion ♪

2021
01:45:03,068 --> 01:45:05,654
♪ Waiting only ♪

2022
01:45:05,738 --> 01:45:11,994
♪ For your direction ♪

2023
01:45:12,077 --> 01:45:17,207
♪ Your Queen to ♪

2024
01:45:17,291 --> 01:45:23,464
♪ Be ♪

2025
01:45:27,051 --> 01:45:28,761
Good night, Zamunda!

2026
01:45:28,844 --> 01:45:31,263
♪ Hey, hey ♪

2027
01:45:31,346 --> 01:45:33,682
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey ♪

2028
01:45:37,352 --> 01:45:39,271
♪ Hey, hey ♪

2029
01:45:39,354 --> 01:45:41,815
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey ♪

2030
01:45:41,899 --> 01:45:46,320
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

2031
01:45:46,403 --> 01:45:49,323
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

2032
01:45:49,406 --> 01:45:51,116
♪ Hey, hey, hey hey. ♪

2033
01:46:36,870 --> 01:46:38,872
(Foreign language)

2034
01:47:33,218 --> 01:47:34,887
♪ Africa ♪

2035
01:47:38,640 --> 01:47:40,767
Way down in the jungle deep,

2036
01:47:40,851 --> 01:47:44,271
the lion stepped on
the signified monkey's feet.

2037
01:47:45,689 --> 01:47:49,776
The monkey said, "Hey,
you bastard, can't you see?

2038
01:47:49,860 --> 01:47:53,322
You're standing on my goddamn feet!"

2039
01:47:56,116 --> 01:47:59,161
Hey, what is this, velvet?