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Finding a sacred scroll in here

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is like finding a needle
in a needle stack.

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[Sandy] It'll be fine, Pigsy.

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[Pigsy] It should have sprouted by now.

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You'd know that if you knew
anything about plants.

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Should be a botanical section
here somewhere.

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It's an infinite archive,
there's an everything section.

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[Monkey] Everything.

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Can we please just focus on our mission?

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We have to stay close.

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[sighs] Great.

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It says here it needs 12 spritzes of water
every moon cycle.

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When did you last give it water?

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You've never told me you could do that.

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Can't everyone do it?

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What else have you got up your sleeve?

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It's actually from my finger.

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[Pigsy] No, don't... That's enough.

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You're gonna grow into a beautiful thing.

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I believe in you.

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Thank you.

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Not you, the plant.

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Positive reinforcement encourages growth,

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-like music or poetry.
-Huh.

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♪ You're the best ♪

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♪ You're beautiful and awesome ♪

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♪ Sprout your little leaves
Little planty ♪

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♪ Show them to the world
And the sun ♪

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♪ Moon sky
And midnight shadow ♪

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♪ The sickly crow caws ♪

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-Ca-kaw.
-Okay, that's--

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-Ca-caw!
-That's enough.

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-You're traumatizing it.
-You're mollycoddling it.

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-Yeah, because it's my life...
-Mycelia gave it to me.

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You don't understand.

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We need to look after it
and you don't know how to do it.

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[both continue arguing indistinctly]

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Shush! Shush!

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[wheels squeaking]

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[both grunting expressively]

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-[Pigsy] Hmm.
-Mm-mm.

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[both continue grunting]

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[both grunting frantically]

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[both grunting and straining]

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Why do you keep running off?

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Why can't you keep up?

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-Oh, that's right, you're a human.
-[sighs]

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Hey, this doesn't look like me.

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Don't you think? I mean...

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I don't know. Same smile.

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Come on, let's go find Sandy and Pigsy.

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What does it say here?

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"And so the Monkey King
tore the world asunder

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when he stole the sacred scrolls
from Jade Mountain."

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I never did that. That's unfair.

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I know, but history is subjective.

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Someone might say one thing,

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and someone might say something else.

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Oh. Then what does this one say?

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"Consensus among historians is rare,

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but all agree that The Monkey King
is a real piece of sh..."

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[both continue grunting]

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[both grunting frantically]

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Oh!

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Oh. Oh, oh, oh. I love games!

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-[grunting frantically]
-[Sandy] Hmm?

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[both continue grunting]

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-You're putting fingers to your mouths?
-[both groan]

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You put mud on your faces?

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[both grunting]

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You shook it off like a dog?

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[both grunting encouragingly]

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No, like a goat.

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[both grunting frustratedly]

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She did this?

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[both grunt excitedly]

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Hey! Hey, hey, hey, you...

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You better give my sidekicks
back their mouths back, or I'm gonna--

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Shh! This is a library.

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If you can't keep your voice down,
you shan't keep your voice.

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[Monkey grunting]

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[Pigsy grunting]

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My friends and I are looking
for the sacred scrolls

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containing the treasured wisdom
of the gods.

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We have 3.4 quintillion scrolls.

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All of their knowledge is sacred,
all of their wisdom is treasured.

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You'll have to be more specific.

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They are 500 years old,
and they're written

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in the ancient language of the gods.

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Of the three ancient scrolls held
in the Infinite Archive,

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one went missing,

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one is on loan several centuries overdue,

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and the other one is in closed reserve.

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Great. Which one do you have?

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You tell me.

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It is the answer
to every question you've got.

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When you think you have it,
you have it not.

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[wheels squeaking]

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[all gasp]

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Thank the gods.
Oh, I thought I'd never eat again.

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She gave us a riddle. I love riddles.

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Yeah, me, too. Me, too.

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Everyone, stand back
and watch me answer it.

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Give me a clue.

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I don't have a clue. It's not my riddle.

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-Just... Just one clue.
-But I don't have one.

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-Just--
-She said,

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"It is the answer to every question
you've got. When you think you have it,

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you have it not."

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You know, uh, it's... No, it's...

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[Tripitaka] Knowledge.

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Knowledge is the answer
to all of our questions.

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We're looking for the Scroll of Knowledge.

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[door opens]

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It's exactly what I was gonna say.
I knew it.

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I knew it.

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Everyone, follow me.

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Good one, Tripitaka.

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The Monkey King
is in the Archive of Infinite Scrolls

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that holds the Sacred Scroll of Knowledge.

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Knowledge, you say?

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Well, I propose that the demon council
grant me permission

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to journey forthwith
unto the Infinite Archive

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and claim said scroll on its behalf.

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Why should we care about
a stupid Scroll of Knowledge?

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Because as someone brilliant once said,

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"Knowledge is power."

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And that someone was me, just then.

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I'll be smoked if I entrust
such a powerful weapon

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to such a pompous weakling.

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Well, my dear General,
the quill is mightier than the sword.

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Tell that to my sword.

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Well, I don't have to.

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My dear friend Dreglon said
that you're no good with it.

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I wouldn't listen to that ugly demon scum.

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Who you callin' ugly,
you armored cud bucket?

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[both grunting]

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[choking]

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Well, I'll be off to the archive, then.

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Fail and I'll snap your neck
like a chicken.

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But of course.

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[Khan and Dreglon continue grunting]

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[Khan] You will pay for this!

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"After the reign of chaos,

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there is order in the heavens."

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All right, Tripitaka,
you nailed the last one.

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Got any ideas?

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No, but I feel like these statues

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are gonna come alive at any moment.

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Now this is a problem I can solve.

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[groaning]

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[statue grunts]

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Oh.

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Okay, they're pretty strong.

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So is Pigsy!

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[both grunt]

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Find their weak point.

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[grunting]

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[metal clanks]

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I don't think they have a weak point.

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-[statue yells]
-[Sandy grunts]

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After the reign of chaos, there's order...

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[grunting]

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Got one.

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And he's back!

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[all grunting]

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[sighs] These guys suck at dying.

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[statue grunts]

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Order. You have to defeat them
in the right order.

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What order is that?

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Uh...

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[Monkey grunts]

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Okay, red's dead. Who's next?

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Uh, yellow. Yellow, I think it was yellow.

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No. Orange, then yellow.

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[Monkey grunting]

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It's the same order as a rainbow.

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Ha, order in the heavens, of course.

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-Who's next?
-Blue, indigo, then violet.

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[Sandy grunting]

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[muttering]

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-Indigo. Indigo.
-Yeah, okay, okay. Got it, got it, got it.

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Indigo. Indigo.

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No.

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Stop!

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-[Pigsy] Stop!
-[Monkey] Oh, sh...

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Indigo, it's half way
between aubergine and cerulean.

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Since when are they colors?

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Since always.

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You have no place here, demon.

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Oh, you sure?

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You might wanna check your list.

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Cranius Kang is the name.

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Your family will remember me
as the one who put a full-stop

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at the end of the tiresome sentence
that is your life.

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We'll see about that.

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The untranslatable language of the gods.

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"Icicles"?

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Well, it's an interesting form of attack.

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If we conjugate the verb here,

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and use the present
subjunctive form there,

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making this a double negative,

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then "ice" becomes "fire."

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So, what was coming for me,
is now coming for you.

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[Pigsy sighs]

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Well, that was tougher
than it needed to be.

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[sighs] It's a dead end.

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[The Librarian] It could well be.

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"They can make you laugh or make you cry.

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You can't run from them, or even hide.

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You'll all become one when you die."

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A tree! Remember?
The Graveyard of the Gods.

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[Pigsy] She said you all, uh...

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-What do humans become when they die?
-Gross?

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What makes you laugh
but also makes you cry?

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-A Pigsy fart!
-Oh, says Mr. High Protein Diet.

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You're a high-everything diet.

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-Now's not the time.
-[Sandy] Someone's coming.

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-[muffled thudding]
-Someone strong.

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Sword. Ninja. Cloud. Demon.
Tree. Earth. Monkey. Timber--

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You're just saying random words.

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What can't you run or hide from?

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Her.

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[yells]

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The Demon Queen Hakuru.

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-You said you killed Hakuru.
-[whispers] I did.

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You'll be able to do it again, right?

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Last time, I had an army.

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[screaming]

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Pain! You can't hide from pain.

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But you can hide
from whatever's causing it.

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Not if it's deep inside.

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Now's not the best time
for a therapy session.

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That's it.
That's what you can't hide from,

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that's what makes you cry!

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Now would be a good time to share
before we all become--

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Uh... The memories!

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Oh.

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Monkey, you okay?

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Yup.

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[grunts] I knew she couldn't come back.

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When Monkey kills you...

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you stay dead.

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[door opens]

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Come on, everyone. Follow me.

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A peach.

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Just a peach.

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It is a peach.

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That can't be it.

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Oh... yeah, I know this one.

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I might let all of you solve it.

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It's good for your confidence.

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-Especially you.
-Thank you.

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A peach? What does it mean?

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It could mean anything. It's a peach.

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After the reign of chaos,
there is order in the heavens.

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Oh, yes, what a delightful pun
on the word "rain."

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Now, obviously I have to strike

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these warriors down
in the order of a rainbow.

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I remember the colors using
an elementary mnemonic.

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Rudimentary Obfuscations

262
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:16,240
Yield Gratuitously Baffling
Inevitable Vicissitudes.

263
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,320
Now, there are
21 other colors in a rainbow

264
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,560
invisible to the naked eye.

265
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,920
I see you didn't use those

266
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,760
because you've set your puzzles
at beginner level.

267
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,840
Hmm?

268
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,120
Ugh, I hate this stupid peach.

269
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,200
[door opens]

270
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,040
A peach. Of course it would be.

271
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,680
Of all the riddles,
this surely is the most elegant,

272
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,680
the most satisfying.

273
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,240
But still, to an intellect such as mine...

274
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,840
[chuckles] mere child's play.

275
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,280
The answer
to the riddle of the peach is...

276
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,440
[Monkey] Uh, it's not fair.

277
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,640
His head's ten times the size of mine.

278
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,440
[Pigsy] I'd say
two times the size, Monkey.

279
00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,800
I should've thought of that.

280
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,240
He's an intellectual giant.

281
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:05,520
I know he's a demon,
but it's hard not to be impressed.

282
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,360
Can I slay him now, please?

283
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,800
No, you may not.

284
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:12,480
As a seeker of knowledge, he has as much
right as any to the Scroll of Knowledge,

285
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,760
if he proves himself worthy.

286
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,800
When he proves himself worthy.

287
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,680
Regardless of how you did it,
you've done it.

288
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,480
You've made it past the peach.

289
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,080
No one has ever come this far.

290
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,920
I wanna punch him so bad.

291
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,400
[The Librarian]
Welcome to the closed reserve.

292
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,720
But alas, you are too many.

293
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,680
Only three of your four may face the final

294
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,520
and most difficult of challenges.

295
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,360
-You must decide who.
-Okay, team.

296
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,800
Huddle in. Let's hash it out.

297
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:45,760
Now, we've all got strengths
and, uh, weaknesses, okay?

298
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,360
Tripitaka, you're one of those weaknesses,

299
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,240
so why don't you sit out
and let the gods handle it?

300
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,640
Uh, hang on. Tripitaka is clearly
the best at riddles. She's in.

301
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,480
-Well, then who's out?
-No one.

302
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,040
Somebody has to sit out, that's the rule.

303
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,440
It's a silly rule.

304
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,440
Tripitaka, you've made
a lot of great decisions so far,

305
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,600
so, why don't you pick?

306
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,480
-Me?
-[Monkey] Okay, fine.

307
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,440
It's the monk's call.

308
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,920
Who is it? Sandy?

309
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:10,720
Or Pigsy?

310
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,160
Have you reached a decision?

311
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,880
Come on, Tripitaka.
It's a bit of a no-brainer.

312
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,120
Oh, you're all no-brainers,
if I'm honest. [chuckles]

313
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:25,920
Monkey.

314
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,080
-I'm really sorry.
-[The Librarian] Very well.

315
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,880
Monkey, you will face Cranius alone.

316
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,400
But wait, you said--

317
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,040
I said three of you
will have to face the most difficult task.

318
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,920
And what could be more difficult

319
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,920
than leaving your fate
in the hands of your weakest link?

320
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,280
Monkey, I'm so sorry.

321
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,040
-I'm really, really sorry.
-[Sandy and Pigsy grumbling]

322
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,840
Shush!

323
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,280
From now on, if you indicate or hint to
your champion, you will be disqualified.

324
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,640
"The Scroll of Knowledge
is in this very room.

325
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,600
Take the wrong one home
and your head goes boom."

326
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,560
[whimpers]

327
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,080
Mm.

328
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,080
[chuckles softly]

329
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,040
Whew.

330
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,000
[Monkey] Hmm.

331
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,000
[chuckles quietly]

332
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,800
[smacks lips]

333
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,760
I have it.

334
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,720
[The Librarian] Go on.

335
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,360
One could be forgiven for thinking
the Scroll of Knowledge

336
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,840
is indeed this gold-plated scroll,

337
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,280
for knowledge
is the most valuable of riches.

338
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,520
But who's to say the smartest of us
cannot be of modest means?

339
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,880
Whereas the Scroll of Knowledge
could be this ancient stone tablet,

340
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,160
suggesting that knowledge
is ancient and enduring,

341
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,360
but technically,
it is a rock, not a scroll.

342
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,599
And of course, Monkey,
so enamored with himself,

343
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,800
has chosen the mirror scroll,

344
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,839
not realizing it's supposed to be

345
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,760
reflective of self-knowledge.

346
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:18,520
But even self-knowledge
cannot exist in a vacuum

347
00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:21,200
and depends on exposure
to external stimuli...

348
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,720
Uh, have I lost you?

349
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,760
Mm?

350
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,119
Mm-mm.

351
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,359
Mm.

352
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:31,400
So, naturally, the true
Scroll of Knowledge is the blank scroll,

353
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:35,760
for the world is chaos and we must write
our own destinies, of course.

354
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,280
And it is in that act of writing
that we discover

355
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,480
that truth is incommunicable without bias.

356
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,080
True knowledge is essential and formless,

357
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,200
like the pure space on a blank white page.

358
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,080
Oh, you dropped something.
Your jaw. [chuckles]

359
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,920
Uh, take the scroll,
for you've truly earned it.

360
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,960
Well, what an absolute pleasure
it has been

361
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,280
for you to witness
my unfathomable brilliance.

362
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:08,040
You are all a lot smarter
as a result of having met me.

363
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,040
Now, if you'll excuse me,

364
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,520
I'm running late for my meeting
at the demon council.

365
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,480
[clicks tongue]

366
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,240
[Sandy gasps]

367
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,320
Monkey, stop him.

368
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,600
Oh. First you want me to sit out,
and now you want me to do something?

369
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,640
Hmm.

370
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,120
Oh, yes. How predictable.

371
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,080
[grunts]

372
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,040
You'll swing your rake,
I'll move, you're heavy,

373
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,360
you'll fall.

374
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,480
Your scythe has reach,

375
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,200
but it is easy to see it coming,

376
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,720
not to mention weak in close combat.

377
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,760
-[Cranius grunts]
-[groans]

378
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,520
And you, mere mortal,

379
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,240
you have no powers
and no place being here.

380
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,720
Get out of my way, human.

381
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,120
[Monkey grunts]

382
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,040
-How could you?
-How could you?

383
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,080
You know, it's one thing
for the whole world not to trust me,

384
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,320
but you, too?

385
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,560
Maybe the historians are right.
Maybe you're as bad as they say.

386
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,120
You know, it's a good thing
I don't feel any pain,

387
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,240
because that would have hurt.

388
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,000
[The Librarian] Better luck next time.

389
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,640
But there won't be a next time.

390
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,360
No, I suppose not.

391
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,360
Well, good luck with whatever's next.

392
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,920
Good one, Monkey.

393
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
[scoffs]

394
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,000
You guys are hopeless.

395
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,000
Do you really think I'd let a demon
walk out of here with a sacred scroll?

396
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,240
The scroll he chose
was not the Scroll of Knowledge.

397
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,320
What?

398
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,480
You thought Cranius was right
to choose the blank scroll,

399
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,040
when in fact he only chose it because
he already saw himself as the smartest.

400
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,600
But just because I'm handsome
doesn't mean I can't be smart.

401
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,280
Because sometimes outward beauty
is a reflection of inward brilliance.

402
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,320
So, the true Scroll of Knowledge
is indeed...

403
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,360
the mirror scroll.

404
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,440
No, it's not.

405
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,240
That is.

406
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,600
-I beg your pardon?
-[Tripitaka] It was hiding in plain sight,

407
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,960
telling us only what we needed
to work it out for ourselves,

408
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,600
even when it seemed impossible.

409
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,520
That's the true Scroll of Knowledge.

410
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,600
Is that your final answer?

411
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,640
I don't need to remind you
of the consequences of guessing wrong.

412
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200
It's not a guess.

413
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,440
[Cranius] I have it,
the Scroll of Knowledge!

414
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,160
Bow down before me,

415
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:26,920
for I am the smartest living creature
in all the known world!

416
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,280
[electricity buzzing]

417
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,760
[groaning]

418
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,080
[screaming]

419
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,040
[bursting]

420
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,880
[thunder rumbles]

421
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,920
Five-hundred years ago,

422
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,520
the scroll tumbled down my chimney.

423
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:03,040
Over centuries,
it inspired me to build this archive.

424
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,280
The scroll gave me long life

425
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,760
and the knowledge to protect it.

426
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,800
Now I can rest...

427
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,880
knowing that I hand my scroll
to its rightful bearer.

428
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,480
[smacks lips]

429
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,720
Well, that was horrific.

430
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,240
Come on, let's go.

431
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,360
[Sandy] Hang on.

432
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,040
I almost forgot something. Nappy!

433
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,600
[Pigsy] My plant. Sandy?
Where's my plant? Sandy!

434
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,200
You left it on the table?

435
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,680
How could you leave it
on the able all this time?

436
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,560
Because... that's what it needed.

437
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,080
Uh...

438
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,760
[Pigsy clears throat]

439
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,680
So... [grunts]

440
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,320
-where to next?
-This way.

441
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,120
Did you just pick a random direction
for the next sacred scroll?

442
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,520
Well, I threw the scrolls
in random directions,

443
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,040
it only makes sense
that we head in a random direction.

444
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,160
Why don't we ask the Scroll of Knowledge?

445
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,000
After all that effort,
we may as well put it to good use.

446
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,720
Good idea.

447
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,120
Which way next, Tripitaka?

448
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,040
[sighs] Scroll of Knowledge,
where will we find the next sacred scroll?

449
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,560
[voices whispering]

450
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,720
Oh. Oh!

451
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,920
Wait, which way was it again, Tripitaka?

452
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,200
[inhales sharply] Told ya.

453
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,600
This will become
the story of Monkey everyone knows.

454
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,960
Finding the sacred scrolls,

455
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,480
taking them to the gods
of the Western Mountains,

456
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,920
restoring balance to the world.

457
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,440
You'll write my story?

458
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,840
Of course, but you have to do
something for me.

459
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,920
Forgive me for not trusting you.

460
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,920
But I was wrong about which scroll it was.

461
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,640
But you were right about which it wasn't.

462
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,280
That's true.

463
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,360
I guess I did solve
the riddle of the archive after all. Huh.

464
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,880
-Write that down.
-[chuckles]

465
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,480
How's my plant doing there, Sandy?
Looks a little dry.

466
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,800
Pigsy, honestly.

467
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,440
♪ You're so beautiful
Planty ♪

468
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,120
♪ Sitting in your pot ♪

469
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,880
[Pigsy continues singing indistinctly]