[Dreglon] The rebels had no weapons.
But then they got the Scroll of Creation,
and the next thing, they're armed to the teeth
with an arsenal of new weapons.
What power the scroll must hold.
Imagine what Lord Gorm could do with it.
Yeah. Gorm.
-[grunts] -[Hagfish] Quiet, Cranius.
So you have brought us the scroll?
Nah, you didn't say nothing about a scroll.
You just told me to come here.
What? When?
Your puppet.
The monk, with the pin in his neck. That was you, right?
You idiot! You were tricked!
Now you've led them here!
You can't be trusted! None of you!
Must I control every living being in this entire world?
Hey, you put that down.
-You stay away from me, you little creep. -Okay.
There's just one small thing that you've forgotten.
-And what's that? -[Mothrax] Me. [grunts]
[groaning softly]
How can you run and eat at the same time?
How can you run without eating? [grunts]
-Milk? -Uh, no, thanks.
He's in there.
-[Pigsy] It's the Broken Temple. -[Sandy] It looks well-fortified.
-[sighs] Let's get closer. -Come on. You heard the monk.
Up and over! [grunts]
Oh! Yeah. Uh, god powers don't work here.
What?
[sighs] Before I slew the Dark Queen Hakuru,
she put a curse over this temple, so that god powers... don't work.
Great! Thanks for telling us.
-I'm warning you now. -Yeah, that's why I'm thanking you.
[panting] That's all well and good, but I think I'm dying.
-You're not dying. You just got a stitch. -A stitch?
It's what happens to humans when you run on a full stomach.
-Kill me now. -You'll be fine.
Sandy, I'll give you a boost over the wall.
[continues panting]
[Tripitaka grunts]
-Pigsy, help me up. -What? Will you help me up?
Oh, okay, then we can help each other up.
Um, okay. Uh... I don't think it works like this.
-Stop being a defeatist. Let's go. -Okay.
[both] Three, two, one!
[both grunt, groan]
Holy one...
-a scout has returned from the forest. -[Gaxin] Scout?
-I sent 12 scouts. -Yes, you did.
The Monkey King is nowhere to be found.
[Gaxin] The Monkey King is torn. He's devoted to me...
he's obligated to the girl.
He is our greatest weapon in the upcoming battle.
We have two days until the solstice.
Monkey will return once he slays this demon Hagfish.
You have too much faith in his word.
And you don't have enough in mine.
[scout groans]
Gorm and his army have reached the pass of the Young Sun.
There'll be here by nightfall.
[scout] You need to get out. You need to run!
Don't spread fear amongst my ranks.
We have too many old and weak to run.
Then we are already dead.
[Gaxin] I have faced down death itself.
Trust me when I say you have nothing to fear.
Trust me when I say that you do.
[shoes creaking]
-[Sandy whispers] Pigsy! -Shh!
[shoes creak]
What? It might be her.
[Tripitaka] They are not moving at all.
Do demons sleep on their feet?
Uh, they can, actually. Little-known fact about demons.
Oh.
[Hagfish] Do you hear that, Cranius? They are already within the walls.
Find the intruders! Bring them to me.
[sighs] Good one, Monkey.
-I'll take 'em. -Uh, without your god powers?
I still have 1,000 years of weapons training.
Yeah, but without your god powers,
to extend it, your staff is just a teeny, tiny little stick.
-Ah, but it's how you use it. -[Pigsy] Is that right?
Look.
They're walking in patterns.
Now!
[Pigsy] Stop! Stop it!
-[Mothrax] Gotcha, intruders! -Who said that?
[Pigsy grunts] Hang on.
[screams]
[Mothrax] I'm gonna kill you!
Tonight, Gorm's army will pass through the forest.
It will be dry, very dry.
We will set that forest aflame with 1,000 burning arrows.
Our spears will ensure that no one escapes.
What's going on here?
You were in prayer. I did not wish to disturb.
-Everyone out. -[murmuring]
Get out.
It's a good plan, and it's important that we appear unified.
Under me.
I'm supposed to lead these people, not you.
I was brought back for a reason.
Yes, because I found you, dragged your skinny butt to safety,
and nursed you for two full moons.
Because it was destined! You were a tool of divine destiny.
If we stay here, we'll die.
The Monkey King will return.
The Monkey King has betrayed the world to the demons before
-and he'll do it again. -Have faith!
I do. But not to wait helplessly for the return of the gods.
We ambush the demons with fire.
Whether you lead us is up to you.
I don't think we can get to Hagfish from here.
[Tripitaka] We have to get to those boxes. I can see the scrolls.
-Sounds like a plan. -[Monkey grunts]
-[clears throat] Hagfish! -[Sandy gasps]
Monkey...
Well, well, well...
To what do I owe the pleasure, Monkey King?
You have something of mine.
-I do? What? What do I have? -[Monkey chuckles softly]
[mockingly] My sacred scrolls? Have you heard of them?
-Hand them over. Or else... -Or else, what?
You have no power here in the Broken Temple.
Oh, that's just a little thing
that demons tell themselves to sleep at night.
-You're bluffing. -You wanna find out?
Why would I give you the scrolls?
You wouldn't. However, you may want to swap them...
for the Scroll of Creation.
[gasps]
How do I know that is what you say it is?
Why don't you come and have a look.
Give it to my men. They'll bring it to me.
I don't think so. My scrolls first.
-[growls] -Cranius...
that famous brain may be goop, but irritate me enough, and...
Hmm. Yes. That seems adequate.
It's a scroll with words on it. Now, hand them over.
You've seen mine. Now, show me yours.
Why don't you come and take a look? I have no powers here, so...
Very well. Dreglon, you're promoted.
[Dreglon grunts]
Now...
-let me see. -[guards groaning]
[whispers] You feeling okay?
Scroll up a little.
-[speaking ancient language] -[Monkey] Hey!
[snaps fingers]
-What are you doing? -Nothing.
-I agree to your terms. -Okay, then.
Now, you put my scrolls in my left hand,
and I'll put my scroll in your left hand at the same time.
Very well.
[guards groaning]
[Dreglon screams]
[speaking ancient language]
[Tripitaka grunts]
[speaking ancient language]
[grunts]
Well, well, well...
It seems I finally have the Monkey King in my grasp.
Dance, Monkey! Dance! [cackles]
The scrolls, in the box.
I can get to them, but I need a distraction.
And as for you, the pretender monk, you were always highly strung.
-That was terrible. -Shut up!
-Ow! -[grunts] I'm sorry.
Hey, Hagfish.
Uh... What are you up to?
[mimics Hagfish] Oh, nothing much, really. Just being a gross, little weirdo.
[as himself] Well, that sounds pretty lame.
[as Hagfish] Well, I'm the lamest guy ever.
And my breath smells like a wet dog.
[as himself] Oh, well, you could always clean your teeth.
[as Hagfish] I think you'll find that dental hygiene
is the least of my concerns.
[speaking ancient language]
[Pigsy exclaiming]
[speaking ancient language]
-[screams] -[puppet chuckles evilly]
Let me go! Get out of my hair! Get out of my...
[groans]
[whispering prayers]
What happened?
You tried to mist through the wall,
even though we told you that your god powers won't work here.
Turning into mist is a god power? I thought everybody could do it.
No, Sandy, you're the only one that can turn into mist.
I'm special, aren't I?
-[Pigsy] Yep, you're special, all right. -[snorts]
What are you grinning at? You botched the whole plan.
Why can't you just trust me for once? [kicks]
Hey!
Was that you or Hagfish?
[sighs] Look, the idea was genius, okay?
We give Hagfish the fake scroll in exchange for the other two,
and then head back to save the Rebellion.
How are you gonna save them now?
Once we fire, they'll know our position.
So, we must wipe them out within three volleys.
Archers, nock!
[Gaxin] Blessed by the gods and armed with these weapons created by the scroll,
may the light of truth ignite our holy arrows.
[Monica] Flames at the ready!
[Gaxin] May the stars guide their flight.
[Monica] Aim!
[Gaxin] And send the demon hordes back to the realm of shadow and smoke!
Loose!
-[woman] The arrows, they're turning! -[Monica] Cover!
[all yelling]
[man] Cover!
Pikes, swords at the ready!
[all ululating]
[Monica] The demons are coming! Prepare yourselves.
-[man] Ow! The weapon! -[woman 1] My sword!
[all clamoring]
[woman 2] I can't get it off me! Get it off me!
[Monica] The girl was right. The scroll is corrupted.
You need to run.
Get to the Scroll of Creation before it's too late.
You're our only chance now.
Run, you stupid boy!
-I have you now, rebel. -Where is your leader?
Where is yours?
[grunting, groans]
Ow! My gums!
[Hagfish grunting]
Ah, yes.
Monkey King...
I've taken so much from you,
your scrolls, your rebellion.
But I need a little more, I'm afraid.
Care for a trim?
No, no, no, wait. No, no, no.
Anything but the hair, please.
-I just need a snippet. -Please, please, please, no, no, no!
Hey!
[sighs]
Even out the other side.
But of course.
I'm not a monster.
[Monkey sighs]
-[Hagfish] There you go. -Thank you.
Handsome without equal...
Enjoy it while it lasts.
[exclaims] Oh, I just can't wait for you all to see this.
[Pigsy] I really don't like this. Ugh!
-Ugh! Why? -[grunts]
No matter how skilled a puppeteer I became,
I could never puppet a god.
That which is created for good cannot be used for evil.
But... There's always a loophole.
You just have to read the fine print.
[speaking ancient language]
-[grunts] -Monica!
Well, well, well... Look what the cat ragged in.
[Gorm] Victory is yours.
The pins! Get the pins!
[Gorm pants, groans]
No! Get off my puppet, you wretched human!
Get up, Gorm! Move!
Stop! What are you doing?
[Tripitaka] You can do it, Monica, hurry! Get the last one.
[Monica grunts]
-[Monica groans] -No!
That was close.
[gasps]
Hagfish!
You!
I'm gonna give you the type of beating you won't enjoy.
-[chuckles nervously] -[Gorm grunts]
[Sandy grunts]
[Gorm] I remember you, you little parasite.
-You were Queen Hakuru's little worm. -[whimpering]
For 500 years, you kept me locked in that box.
Now, I'm gonna break every bone in your brittle body.
[Shadow Monkey] I don't think so.
[Gorm grunts]
[Tripitaka] Come on, let's go.
Who's that?
Guy out of the barrel? I don't know. Come on.
Come on, let's get out of here!
Go!
[cackles]
[both grunting]
Cranius...
[both continue grunting]
[Gorm screams]
Monkey, come on. Come on!