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It started some time ago.
The thought just flew into my mind.
I thought about all the animals and people that one day will die.
Daddy too, and mommy, Jorre...
and I.
Sam, you want to join us?
I heard a snap. -Really? This part?
Should we get a doctor or call mom? -No, no, let's leave mommy in peace.
It's your fault. -It's no one's fault.
He dug the damn hole.
Perhaps you should look where you go. -Please stop arguing.
We'll go to a doctor.
It was an extraordinary start to my vacation and this was just the beginning.
Look dad, kibbeling. -Not now, Sam.
now is the time to think about later
Do you think the very last dinosaur knew it was the last one, when it died?
Sam, why don't you wait outside?
Madam.
What's up, mini tourist?
My brother is dying of pain. When is it his turn?
A typical male problem.
Dying of pain. Your brother will survive, don't worry.
One order of kibbeling, please, with ravigote.
Did you know a cockroach can stay alive for nine days without its head?
After nine days, it will die of hunger. -No, I didn't know that.
There you go.
Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Do you speak German? -No, I'm Dutch.
You know anything about zebrafish? -Zebrafish?
I know herring talk to each other by farting.
What does that have to do with zebrafish?
Do you play the trumpet? -No, I play some keyboard.
Never mind.
You can go now.
Wait, hang on.
Can you dance salsa? -I can't.
Perfect. We can learn it together.
This is how I met Tess.
People often thought I was strange, but this girl was much stranger.
Hola chicos and chicas, we've taught you the basic steps.
Now we will dance together.
What is important is that the boys lead, okay?
I will lead. -But I'm a man.
Hey, salsa king. -Oh, hi dad.
We have to get X-rays of Jorre's leg on the mainland.
Can't Sam stay here? -No, he can't.
It's important I can dance salsa before tonight.
And the waits at hospitals are very long. -You want to stay here?
My mother works at the GP's, in case anything happens.
Dad. -I'm coming.
You know the way to the cottage, right?
Bye, kiddo.
What are we going to do? -Buy flowers.
A good one. -A good one.
A good one? -Are you two out on the town?
Say hello to your mother. -I will.
That's Sil. He's in love with my mother and suffers from chronic histrionics.
What's that? -A typical male problem.
He does it on purpose, so he can go to the GP to see my mother.
Okay, and how about your father?
My father is dead.
During a volcanic eruption. He died before I was born.
La Casa holiday home, Tess speaking.
It was nice to meet you. -But weren't we going to buy flowers?
I only know three.
Still here? I have to receive guests. They're on their way.
Well, I can come.
All right then, let's go.
This is it.
Pull.
Get the pillows.
Congratulations with your prize.
I am Tess. Welcome to Terschelling.
I hope you will have a great time here.
The programme includes a nice picnic and an exciting Schnitzeljagd.
Darling, you can speak Dutch. -Yes, I have to speak Dutch.
Did I talk to you on the phone?
La Casa holiday home, Tess speaking. -I thought you were older.
Can I have your voucher? -Yes, of course you can.
It was so funny. We first thought it was a joke, some junk mail.
Junk mail? -Yes, I never win anything.
I'm Elise. -Tess.
Sam. -Hi, Sam.
Hugo. -Sam.
Welcome to the island.
I didn't feel a thing, nothing at all, not the slightest tickle, nothing.
You should feel something. -What should you feel?
Something.
When you receive guests? -Of course.
You're clearly not a feeling person.
Is that why you acted so strangely?
Strangely? Did I act strangely?
Yes, a little.
Do you think he thinks I'm strange?
I feel I want to be alone for a while.
I thought: Tess will surely come back. But she didn't.
Thanks a lot. -You're welcome.
Hi mom.
Ah, there you are.
You got a slight sunburn.
Is your migraine gone?
Jorre fell into a hole.
So I heard.
Daddy called.
It's not your fault.
They'll return by ferry tomorrow.
Daddy told me you've made friends.
Did you have a good time?
What have you done?
I didn't understand why Tess had just left me in the dunes, all by myself.
What would it feel like if I were left all alone later on?
I'm the youngest one...
so everybody else will die before me.
I had to practice being alone.
Hi, little crab.
aloneness training
Aloneness training.
this week
day ------ hours alone
If I practiced hard enough, it wouldn't be that bad to be left alone later on.
Monday 2 hours Tuesday 4 hours
Wednesday 6 hours Thursday 8 hours
Do you see them? -No.
There they are. Daddy, Jorre.
Fucking vacation. -Come on.
It is, isn't it? I can't do anything, play soccer, ride my bike, swim.
I will die of boredom.
You want me to draw a dinosaur on your leg? -No, I could have been dead or crippled.
Don't be nasty.
You know what you can do? Have kibbeling. -What a good idea.
There's a fish stall close to the GP's, right?
Don't you want pancakes? -You're such a baby.
Huh? I thought you loved kibbeling. -Yes, we'll go to the fish stall.
Next. What can I do for you, sir? -Four orders of kibbeling, please.
Four kibbeling, all right. Hey, professor Cockroach.
Professor Cockroach? -Large or small?
Large. -Okay, large.
With ravigote. -With ravigote. Coming up.
What happened to you? -I broke my ankle, playing soccer.
Oh my, that sucks. -Here, take this, so I can pay.
Isn't she that girl?
Let's go. -No, I don't want to.
He's still alive.
Thanks for watching him. -Dad, I'm not a baby.
There's my favourite mini-tourist. -Hi.
It's pretty serious between those two, isn't it?
It is, and perfect weather for a picnic.
A picnic? -Mom, what are you doing?
Oh, I didn't realise it was a surprise.
Right.
Surprise. -That's nice.
Are you going out with your girl? -Yes, for a picnic.
Wow, how do you do that? Can you teach me?
Are you coming? -I'm free on Wednesday.
Or on Thursday.
Or Friday. Let's do it on Saturday. -I'm leaving on Saturday.
Will you say hello to your mother? -I will.
A good one. -A good one.
On this island, you'd better have your own bike.
I never say sorry.
Why not?
My mother thinks women say sorry too often. They are so humble.
I'm sorry.
I never say that.
And 'I didn't mean to do that'? Do you ever say that?
Or 'It was stupid to leave you in the dunes, all alone'. You ever say that?
It sounds like sorry too much.
We're close to Hugo and his girlfriend's. Let's ask them to join us.
Why?
Stop, stop.
Do you want to have a picnic with me? -We're going to the beach.
Good idea. I know a great picnic spot on the beach.
What do you think?
We prefer to go to the beach by ourselves. -Yes, sorry.
What's wrong? -Nothing.
So surely there is.
So surely there isn't.
Do you think the last dinosaur felt bad when it died?
Of course it did. Dying is awful.
On the other hand, perhaps it didn't.
If it was the last one, it'd die of loneliness anyhow.
Exactly, that is why I started an aloneness training.
Aloneness what?
As the youngest one, I must prepare for the day I'll be left alone.
And you think I am strange?
Tomorrow, I'll have to spend four hours alone.
But can't you do it while sleeping, for example...
or while taking a crap?
That's far too easy.
I have to do it when it's hard.
No, don't.
Ew, what is this? Wine?
What did you bring wine for?
You really wanted to have this picnic with me?
Okay, I'm a singer? -Yes, you are.
I am. Am I handsome? -So so.
Am I, am I, am I old? -No, you're not.
Hey, Mr. Lover Lover. -So how was the picnic?
Have you been snogging?
Gross. -Now that everyone's here...
We have a great idea.
Since Jorre has broken a leg and we don't want to play 'Who am I' all week...
tomorrow we will all go...
Bowling.
I can't bowl in a wheelchair, can I? -Of course you can. I'll push you.
I can't come. -What? Why not?
Come on. -I have an appointment with Tess.
Well, she can join us, can't she? -That'll be nice.
Tess hates bowling. -Dump the chick.
You'll join us, won't you? -Yes, just cancel it and join us.
I promised.
We'll do something nice together some other time.
But we are going, right? -Of course.
Hang on, I know who I am.
Handsome, singer. Dré, Dreetje Hazes.
live, as if it's your last day
Not? What does it say? -That's not allowed.
Bye, honey.
Bye, kiddo.
This was one of these tough moments, but I had to persevere.
Five, four, three, two, one.
What was Tess doing here?
Of course, she fell in love with Jorre.
He's three years older and much taller than I am.
So have you found it?
Your binoculars.
Binoculars?
Can you show me the house?
Let's go.
Don't leave any stains, will you?
What did you tell my parents? -Don't worry.
They don't know you roam the island for your aloneness training.
And why did you tell them I don't like bowling? I love bowling.
What are you here for, anyway? -I came looking for you.
I've organised a quest quiz and there's one place left.
So there are two teams.
You're in a team with Elise and I'm in a team with Hugo, and we....
All of a sudden, I understood why Tess had been acting so strangely.
She was in love with someone else.
Great fun, isn't it?
I'm no fool.
Never mind.
For your information: He's far too old for you, and he has a girlfriend.
You can stuff that quest quiz of yours.
Sam, I need you.
I'm not your slave. Why don't you go to that filthy Hugo?
Hugo is my father.
Watch out, mini-tourist.
She's just gone upstairs.
Will you join us for dinner? -Erm, I will.
knock before entering
So your father wasn't killed by a volcanic eruption?
He wasn't, and he didn't get lost in the Amazon or was eaten by a shark either.
You have to make up some story when you don't know who or where your dad is.
Look.
This is my mother's holiday scrapbook.
Here's where she met my father. They travelled across Argentina for a month.
This is where Hugo wants to stay forever?
Yes. I can look at it, because it doesn't mention his family name...
my mother thought.
Look.
This receipt doesn't look special, but when I looked at it closer...
Hugo Faber.
Nine months later...
I was born.
Guys, the food is on the table.
Hang on. My mother doesn't know he's on the island, so keep your mouth shut.
You like it?
You two will do the dishes, because I have to go somewhere.
Do you have a date with Sil?
No, I don't have a date with Sil.
No, I have to go to our holiday home to air the place. It'll be occupied from Saturday.
You still have four days.
Yes, but it's vacant, so I'll do it now, to dispel the mouldy air.
We can do it. -Right.
Very sweet of you, but I'd rather do it myself.
But I'd like to show Sam the home.
But you'll still have to do the dishes.
Wait up.
But why did your mother never tell you who your father is?
My mother always told me I don't need a father.
And I believed her. But then I started to doubt that.
What if I do want a father?
Anyway, then I found his name in the scrapbook and had to go find him.
How long did it take to find him?
Ten minutes. -Ten minutes?
Yep, Facebook.
And then? -Then I knew everything about him.
That he lives in Berlin with his girlfriend, he likes to travel and he plays the trumpet.
and he did a woodwork course.
And he can dance salsa. -Right, I'd forgotten about that.
Then I lured him to our holiday home...
with a letter that said he had won a five-day vacation.
Why didn't you just tell Hugo?
What if he is super awful?
Perhaps I don't want him at all.
I don't want to spoil it, you see?
Once he knows about it, I can't go back.
But I've got just three days left to get to know him.
That's why I need you tomorrow. -I can't come tomorrow.
I've got aloneness training.
Perhaps it's better if you don't get to know your father.
I mean, it saves you one funeral.
You'll grow used to Hugo and then he will die.
Are you serious?
I'm sorry, Sam, but you really are crazy.
You and your aloneness training.
I'll be at your funeral.
Necessity knows no law, some people say.
My aloneness training had to wait for a day.
Perhaps they aren't here. -But their car is here.
Perhaps they are...
Gross.
Gute Morgen ohne Sorgen.
We're coming to get you for the Schnitzeljagd.
This isn't a very good time. -What's going on?
We're coming to get you for the Schnitzeljagd.
Sorry, guys.
In an hour, is that okay?
Sehr gut.
Good luck.
Okay, we'll start with music questions.
What is the nickname of saxophone player Charlie Parker?
Bird. -Correct.
The males of which tropical fish can't be put together in one aquarium?
The fighting fish, or in Latin Betta splendens.
Correct. Very well.
Music. In which country does the Guca Trumpet Festival take place?
In Portugal. -In Serbia.
They are right.
This is an assignment card.
Near the fallen tree... -Over there.
...there are two logs and some tools.
Each team gets fifteen minutes to create something.
A random tourist eventually decides who is the winner.
Is everybody ready?
We start now. -What are we going to make?
A turtle. We saw it in half. This will be the shell and this the head and the legs.
Go ahead. You got it?
Hold it firmly.
What's up? What happened? Show me. -It was an accident.
What happened? What is this? Press it firmly.
Wind this around. -Press, press.
Press it firmly. Hold on to this. Press it, press it.
A doctor, we have to go to a doctor. -That way.
Tess, let's go. -We can't.
We have to go to the doctor right now. Let's go, Tess.
My mother is at work.
Hurry up. -You go ahead.
Give me your phone.
Just give it to me.
You run home now.
Run home, now.
Sweetie. -Hi, this is Sam.
Who?
Your favourite mini-tourist. You have to come home.
I'm at work. What's the matter? -Something's wrong with Tess.
What exactly? -It's very bad.
Okay, can I speak to Tess herself? -That's impossible.
Sam, what is the matter?
Tess is...
pregnant.
She locked herself into the bathroom, she doesn't want to talk to me, so...
It's over here. Just follow me. -Thank you, let's go, quickly.
Over here? -Yes.
She ran off just now. I don't know why.
Mrs. Van Kesteren. -Let him go first.
I see. Come in. -Sure?
Yes, come in. -Thank you, thank you very much.
Madam. -Yes?
Will he survive? -Yes, of course. Don't worry.
A good one.
She's not at work.
And she isn't... -I'd leave her alone for a while.
Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? You look quite familiar to me.
He eats dinner here, in the morning he's gone. What's his name?
My son.
I barely recognised you. -Where's mommy?
Migraine. -Are we going to eat or what?
Know what? Why don't you get some nice French fries?
Just fries, okay?
No bear's claws, frikandels, croquettes or other delicacies, okay?
Don't. If you touch me with one finger, I'll take you apart.
I'm sorry.
Fucking vacation, fucking leg, fuck fuck fuck.
It is what you make it.
So, is she a good kisser?
What? You haven't kissed her yet? -No, I haven't.
Dude, a man has to take charge.
Women like it when you're clear. Didn't you know?
Who's next? -We are.
Tell me. -Three orders of French fries.
One kaassouflé, one croquette and one order of chicken nuggets.
Okay, anything else? -You want anything else?
And one Mexicano, please. -That'll be 16.40 euros, please.
There you go. -Thank you.
3.60 euros. -Thanks.
Who's next?
Mum's the word, okay?
Hey, professor Cockroach. -Hi.
You had a nice day?
It was all right. -Will you go to the fair tomorrow?
The fair? -With stands and food. It's very nice.
Sounds nice, doesn't it?
Perhaps I'll come and have a look.
For how long will you be here?
For three more nights.
Okay, well, enjoy yourselves.
And maybe till tomorrow. -Yes, maybe till tomorrow.
A man has to take charge. Women like it when you're clear.
Dude, shut up.
You're in love, aren't you? -I'm not.
Jorre is in love, Jorre is in love, Jorre is in love.
I forgot to say sorry for your leg and the hole and all that.
It's okay.
Guys, look what I found.
Oh no.
Dad, don't.
Dad, cut it out.
Dad, stop it.
Imagine I would never have known my father, like Tess.
And I would see him for the first time in my life.
What would it feel like?
Dad. -Boys, boys, please.
You're driving me crazy.
Perhaps she'll feel better tomorrow, so the four us can do something fun.
But... -No buts, you'll come along.
My whole schedule was shot.
And most of all, I wanted to go to Tess.
How is she doing?
How are you?
At least, I'm not pregnant anymore.
Here you go.
Hugo and Elise are here as well, and they're not angry.
I'm going to tell him now. -You are?
Yes, but not without you.
How much are they?
That's a bargain.
Look, we can dance to this.
Hello, it's me again. -Hi. Hey Sam, why don't you join us?
Take a seat. -Here you go, poffertjes.
Look Sam.
All is well. -Yes, I've got a bandage. Nice, huh?
Are you having a good time?
We too. We're leaving tomorrow.
Do you want a drink? -I'd like a grape soda.
And you, Tess? -No, thank you.
The music is great, isn't it?
Twelve years ago...
I'm so glad I don't have children.
You were right.
It's better if I don't get to know him. -He didn't mean that.
I don't need him. -He's your father.
He's just a man who, as it happened, slept with my mother.
You must tell him. It's not fair.
If you won't tell him, I will.
If you will, I'll kill you.
And I won't be at your funeral.
Bye, Sam.
Damn it, get over here.
We let you do as you please this week, but if we don't know where you are, we worry.
Hello, somebody's talking to you.
I was with Tess.
How could we know? -We'd agreed to stay together today.
Okay, tomorrow you'll stay by our side all day long.
But tomorrow is the final day. -Yes, that is why.
Samuel, look at me.
Tess didn't want Hugo and me neither.
You see? It's best not to get too attached to people.
sorry, mom and dad
I have to be alone for a while
Please, help me.
This wasn't the way it was meant to be.
I wouldn't be left as the last one.
I would be the first one to die.
I'm stuck.
Thank you.
I've found many things in my life as a beachcomber...
but never a human child.
Did you know it can be very dangerous on the flats?
Here you go, boy.
Like this, slurp it.
Is that your wife?
Is she still alive?
That's how it goes. That's life.
Is it bad...
to be left all alone?
I still miss her every day...
but I've got many great memories.
Life mainly takes place inside your head, and in there she's still alive and kicking.
I cherish all the moments we shared.
I wish there had been more.
Some people save money...
others collect stamps...
The other day, I heard about a man...
who collected Kinder Surprise Eggs.
Collect as many memories as possible...
moments you share...
before it is too late.
Memories.
Hugo and Tess had been missing out on memories for eleven years.
That's about 5752 days.
Sam, are you out of your mind? -You can't leave.
We have to catch the boat. -I must tell you something.
What is it?
Sam, we don't have time for this. We have to catch the boat.
Step aside, Sam.
Tess is your daughter.
What? You're talking nonsense.
Did she say that?
That's plain nonsense.
Tess has a vivid imagination.
You know that too, don't you?
Sam, I don't have any children.
Haven't you travelled across Argentina twelve years ago...
with Ida, Tess' mother?
Nine months later...
Tess was born.
Tess wanted to tell you yesterday, but you said you were glad you never had children.
Tess doesn't know I'm here.
You can also choose to go to the boat and forget about everything I told you.
Get in the car. Show us the way.
Say something.
live, as if it's never finished live, grab it while you can
grab it while you can
Samuel de Jong, what is this?
I'm so glad you're here, dad.
I'm very glad I'm here as well, son.
And I'm very glad you are here.
So here's to our last supper.
To our last evening, sweethearts.
So what was your highlight this week? -When you fell down while bowling.
You know how slippery those shoes are?
Are you okay?
Is that a phone number, written on your cast?
Just a souvenir.
A souvenir. -Right, and whose will that be?
Is that ours? -Do we have a doorbell?
You rascal.
Can I have the cucumber salad? -Sure.
If you hand me the beans.
Sam, it's for you.
Are you here to kill me?
Sorry, I shouldn't have done it.
It was stupid of me, but I wanted to do it because it's not fair, and now I have...
He wants me.
Hugo wants to be my father.
Really?
Really.
I came over to invite all of you.
All of us? -Yes, you and your family.
Hugo and I have organised something. The taxi will pick you up in an hour.
Stop, stop, stop the car. -Stop?
Yes, stop the car.
Hey, what are you up to? -I'll be back in a minute.
Hille, wake up.
I wanted to ask you...
if you feel like a new memory.
Do you feel like having a party?
A party?
Yes, I do.
You?
Guys, this is Hille. -Hello.
Close the tailgate. Sit tight.
Say, can you tell us how it happened? -What?
How is it possible Hugo didn't know?
You got a minute? -I do.
He really didn't know? -Who wants a drumstick?
Anyone? -Lovely.
A drumstick?
Is that the girl from the fish stall? -Get lost.
This may well have been the strangest week of my life...
and the best one.
I don't have to practise being alone anymore.
I want to be with other people and collect as many memories as possible.
These are the ones I've collected so far, and there are many many more to come.