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your grace
sergeant i'm here on behalf of the red cross
and i'd like to speak with a general kitchener there is no general kitchener here grace
security's paramount right now it's a secret that you're visiting with the general
can't be too careful with these boars and their guerrilla tactics
too careful looks like this place can use a lot more care thank your pardon
sir but these concentration camps are the reason we're winning this war this way
orlando our knight in shining armor
thank you for coming what's going on kitchener it seems that you've been somewhat liberal with the
truth time has not been kind here well you'll have to explain that to emily on my return
to england it will be my first port of course she's outside with conrad why are we here mother
do you remember why king arthur and his knights had a round table
because it meant that all men were equal
it's important that people born into privilege lead by exam that's why your
father and i are patrons of the red cross helping others not hiding behind our status
never forget that
i'm just going to check on your father
stay here conrad
this terrible warby over shoulder of king arthur and his noble knights were still here
of course then which one would you be i'd be laughing
we have emergency supplies from the red cross thank god she's on our side well
on my side at least she's more of a force than any of our enemies there's general kitchener
we'll open the gate bring in those supplies emily
that's a corner to hell kids
i'm here
you have to stay with me
oh
you have to stay with me darling
protect our son
protect him from this world
never let him see warm can
promise me
i promise
you know conrad up there i feel free yes i'm very much looking forward to my first solo flight
i remember what happened to icarus conrad when he flew too close to the sun
well i remember him needing to escape man he got better
i think we both see that story differently welcome home you're great thank you
afternoon everyone but if you're made in flat yet well if god wanted man to fly
he would have given him wings yes i suppose you try father's car you haven't any wheels
many watkins
my study in five minutes
your grace
your grace i should be reprimanding you for your insolence your opinion behind closed doors
is one thing connie but i will not tolerate such demonstrations in front of my household
i'll play by your rules when you play by mine do you really think you can keep secrets from me what
do you mean once again you've turned down cousin felix's invitation for conrad to stay with him in
russia and how do you know that bosnians love a good gossip and we've all noticed that you've no
problem with felix travelling here but you seem to have a problem with conrad traveling there
or anywhere for that matter guilty as charged i'm sorry i should have discussed it with you
as all this flying around in circles made you forget your manners what do i do now
you haven't even offered me a drink oh yes i'm sorry and if we had discussed this what would
my opinion have been you think that my fear for conrad's safety is a weakness fear is natural
the problem is the more you fear something the more likely it is to come true
so then we're both in need of a nanny so i could see
oh
can you fight with only one arm oh yes if i had someone left to fight
do you really think a knife can beat a bullet this is how people are fighting nowadays
now clean yourselves up before this afternoon's appointment
my father also brought me here for my first suit kingsman world's finest tailor
morning your grace hitting room number one is ready for you thank you
i wish your mother could see you now she would have been so proud i hope so far
although i might get more use out of a shooting suit or a smoking jacket you know whatever might
help in the pursuit of fighting birds oh come on father it's a big world out there
sooner or later you're going to have to let me enjoy it even if even if you don't want to
you know conrad
our ancestors they were terrible people they robbed lied pillaged and killed until one day
they found themselves a nobleman but that nobility it never came from chivalry
it came from being tough and ruthless back then to be called a gentle man
would have been a death sentence not the mark of honor it is today we are oxfords not rogues
oxford kitchener i'm so glad we shared the same taylor indeed well the kingsman clientele is
enough to make any club envious oxford can i borrow you for a moment is there something
private may i suggest the patent room upstairs sir perfect conrad this is morton my eighth cop
morton look after young conrad for us for you it'll be my pleasure man good
i gather you turn down our austrian friend archduke ferdinand's invitation to his shoot
surely your pacifism doesn't extend to a few birds does it
us bumping into each other here was no coincidence was it
all seven years in whitehall these days which is why i felt kingsman a safer place for a chat
i'm worried that ferdinand's political ambitions may be putting him in danger i need you to do me
a small favor what sort of favor so you're serious about being a soldier oh yes which
regiment granted is couldn't it yes well no time comes contact me i'll see what i can do conrad
you're going to need that shooting suit after all
my shepherd i have a separate egg made especially for you and look
inside a little replica of angus your favorite goat you're late take a seat
what is trust trust is having confidence
in the honesty of another that will be our weapon to change the world who do i trust
animals never let me down and they follow my commands
blindly the question i now have is can i trust you to behave like them open the boxes in front of you
these rings will be the symbol of membership to my vlog put them on and you will share in our success
but break my trust and inside you will find my final gift to you a tortoise
am i not worthy of a better animal respondent i have a bear i will happily exchange it with you
yes princess i will be the great bear of russia take what you believe is yours and by all means
treat our shepherd with the same respect you hold for that joke of a man who calls himself yodza go
ahead respite him take it i dare you no no we are a team and rasputin here as like my beloved angus
always butting and [ __ ]
but do not mistake fund us for weakness you late russian fuckstick
as everybody knows the door toys eventually fins the race
now
my spy or should i see my mole in the british government informs me that kitchener is concerned
for the safety of the archduke ferdinand friends my wee bear are you ready to prove
kitchener's concerns are justified yes i am my shepherd and i will not let you down
does that make sense to you ferdinand ah now i understand why you accepted my shooting invitation
i didn't really believe kitchen and scare tactics
harping on about my being in danger well only a fool ignores a friend's warning
thank you is it really too much to ask i think you should come back with me
and hear what he has to say turning you down is a hard task i will give you my decision tonight good
three
i come here on a visit of goodwill to be greeted by bombs
i i shouldn't have brought you here we need to get home
and i can protect you but i just protected you i don't need protecting yes you do conrad
i'm sorry but you think you know what the world is like but the truth is you're just a boy who
has no idea what men are capable of what watching my mother die wasn't a good enough introduction
so
oh take the first lift
get this car moving now
father is terrible about ferdie and sophie
we're safe now aren't we yes but for how long i'm beginning to understand what kitchen i was
so afraid of already there are rumors the austrians are mobilizing their army
they don't believe this assassin acted independently neither do i it's just serbia
i mean it's such a small part of the world why do they care not because small things can grow into
big problems you see years ago there were three young cousins the eldest was a real troublemaker
their grandmother was queen victoria kept them in line they grew up to become kaiser
wilhelm of germany sar nicholas of russia and king george of england and now for ferdinand's
assassination has given the moronic kaiser a reason to reignite their childhood feud
but surely they've matured enough to avoid it all
one would hope so and thankfully we have our own king george to help keep the peace
three young cousins who thought they knew how to rule but now the soldiers are real
get two copies of this photograph made and have them delivered with these
letters immediately i'll have more than see to it
restraint is a virtue remember
your duty his majesty my cousins the king of england strongly suggests we do nothing
remember how prince george used to enjoy it when your english mother and her english
doctors were torturing you george would tease you about your deformities yeah
you and don't forget that snickering at his side was your little russian cousin
cousin george is imploring self-restraint against our other cousin the moronic kaiser
king george has always protected our interests
why would we go to war over something so heavy because we gave serbia our word
and besides i hate the kaizen it would be good for his oversight ego to match his undersized hand
a wise decision my son the soul of russia is safe in your hand
the world will laugh at you for not keeping your word and standing by the austrians
ignore the english king
as russia's ally we have no choice but to join this war i don't understand that kaiser and the
tsar have both ignored the king's wishes why that's a good question i all do respect sir
this debate should happen after we have won the war the prime minister is waiting
and we're late morton's right my lord it would be my honor to volunteer
oh no fine word john conrad but therein lies the problem legally you're not old enough to join up
but still young enough to believe it's an honorable thing to die for one's country
the object of war is not to die for one's country but to make the enemy die for theirs
not even i could have imagined a war like this
what i thought would take a decade for us to achieve has taken two short years
we have drained europe's resources and millions have died
pointlessly we have broken the trust
between the people and the inbred monarchs who only rule due to their fortune of birth
do you know who hates king george more than the kaiser me the english
monarchy has impressed my beloved scotland for over 700 years and at his time for retribution
we will pull russia out of our war and unleash the full might of germany to destroy england
are you ready to begin the demise of king george i will be done by shannon
they've started conscription yes i'm well aware of that conrad and well it was bad enough i didn't
join when it was violent conrad this is not a war do you understand it's not like any war
that we've ever seen i don't care i should be fighting it's not fighting it's dying
much like this conversation
tell that's a kitchen huh
you're still too young conrad
but everyone's lying about their age they're all going over i know and i know you want to
fight it's a testament to your character and i'm proud of you for it yes but look what i was given
in the village it's the symbol of a coward and i should suffer such humiliation
reputation is what people think of you character is what you are
victoria cross across is it yours yes when i was young like you i wanted to serve my country
but soon i began to question what right we had to take the land riches
and the lives of people who were only defending their homeland
every man i killed i killed a piece of myself
maybe having a feather would have been better so the next day i put down my rifle and i picked up
a stretcher i should have been given the cross for saving lives not taking them
as soon as i replaced this with my own medal i'll join the medical corps
i've informed kitchener of your intention of joining up
and he has assured me that he will not let you slip through
i have a vision this boy is a symbol of the soul of russia
you must save russia
you must pull out of the war to save your son's life
this is nonsense you dare to question the vessel of the lord
you died to risk your son's life you just come to your senses now
my dear cousin conrad it has been too long since we last saw each other and i'm sorry
i'm only writing to you now but in these difficult times i'm not sure whom i can trust
welcome there
for a while now i've harbored my suspicions of the so-called priest rasputin he has the time under
his spell both spiritually and through opium and has persuaded him to withdraw from the war
the tsar intends to announce this in his new year's speech
cousin felix sends his regards oh i hope your father's influence can help
holden any ideas what's up in my opinion this is a very grave situation we can trust absolutely no
one i suggest we assemble and lead squad of men we go to russia we sought out ourselves
agreed secret immediately as i'm not allowed to join now may i at least go with you
god i do know your father made me swear that i would protect my son at all costs
where do you want to go conrad
russia why to help cousin yusuf deal with rasputin
he's going to force russia out of the war kitchener have you killed so many men that
you're now relying on boys to run your military intelligence how dare you speak up morton
conrad we're leaving
now
yeah don't you they just said we don't make such a mess of things in russia
one more dispatch box for tonight son damn it morton how much you expect a man
to read terribly sorry my lord i would help but i'm definitely definitely more
of a soldier than amazing we'll go outside man and get some air right
five million dead
may god forgive me
first ferdinand and now kitchener this was not an accident kitchen was your friend not to mention
this country's last home how can you be so calm my dear oxford i wanted to apologize for our
recent tracker in my opinion conrad is a fine young man he was betrayed we must do something
who is ready to face the world don't ignore me father you know it's true you cannot keep
running away from problems but i shall of course respect your wishes and do everything i can
to keep him out of harm's way i don't believe it was a german mind there is something more afoot
and what if you're successful what if you're successful and
keep you locked away as the world burns
but until that day comes i will no doubt be kept busy i remind your friend kid
your incessant need to protect me will not redeem your own failure to protect mother
i'm sorry father
i'm sorry
follow me
well about time welcome to the club is he part of the briefing yes
take a look
you see this war has made me realize that we cannot rely on politicians to do their job
properly so i decided that we should do something about it this isn't making any sense to me let me
explain my reputation is of a man not wanting to be involved which means that my character
finds it much easier to be involved unnoticed just like domestic servants everywhere who are
seen but not heard essentially invisible unless they're part of the oxford family of course
chola and polly have gathered a network of domestics such as the world has never seen
while british intelligence listens to keyholes are people that actually in the room very clever
now after ferdinand's assassination i visited gerald princip in his prison in sarajevo
ah thank you
why did you kill my friend it was the alcohol i was overcame
a very expensive rim for such a simple serb
ah and a secret compartment the smelt of almonds therefore
cyanide princip's ring proves he was not acting alone there is as you say conrad more afoot indeed
your cousin's letter made us extend our network to russia
and it paid off the sales nanny found a ring in rasputin's chambers identical to princess
but with a tortoise instead of a bear and i think we must go to russia immediately and find a way
to interrogate this monk but by all accounts rasputin is unbreakable as long as he's alive
the cell will never change his mind and with russia out of the war england is doomed my lord
one life to save millions
so the only way to honor the vow i made to your mother is to break the vow i made to myself
i'm afraid we have no other choice it is time for us to kill gregory rasputin
rasputin has accepted an invitation to your cousin's christmas bowl
the sars nanny informs me of rasputin's weakness for sweet cakes and even sweeter boys
so after the main course is served conrad will entice brass beauty
to a private dessert in the summer room where naomi's legendary paper towels laced with poison
getting to eat the cake understand yes brother good tonight we will be rose not oxfords
our guest of father rasputin
are you waiters or englishmen
whatever you are get me a [ __ ] drink are you a monk or a ballet dancer
i see you've mastered the very oscar glide
why don't you glide over there and get me a [ __ ] drink
english man i like the english
but it's a long way to come for a christmas party for me yes but not for my son
we're certainly a lot more fun than i am in these dark days
i'm looking for someone who can help me gain an audience with the czar perhaps you can be of
assistance but i am just a humble monk a humble monk that this whole room reveres more fears
i only make decisions when my stomach is full or my balls are empty well thank god dinner is being
served so your father tells me you like to have fun yes i believe i'm sufficiently open-minded
what is it that you russians do that an englishman can enjoy
everything food music delay the backdrop art but most of all
we like to [ __ ] like tigers
is that something an english boy might enjoy
yes but tonight i do not want to teach
change seats with your father
i'm so sorry if i've offended you only if you consider being boring offensive not with your talk
places
fearful curse
you know if i didn't know any better i'd say your son was trying to [ __ ] me more likely
you were trying to [ __ ] him your reputation precedes you or if you know so much about my
reputation put your leg in my lap i may be able to fix it yeah but here somewhere private of course
here we are
you are expecting someone yes our nanny is a wonderful cook
so she's made this cake as a gift for our host the prince
please take your trousers off and sit down certainly i will make the room warm for
you come here
ah there we are trousers off
blood is life its flow is healing
and i can teach it where to flow
oh your wound was fixed superficially and with very poor needle work
this cake is good now yes it's bakery tart it's my favorite
we can eat it together when when i put my trousers back on no want to do this properly
i will need energy
very english yes very english
kill me
let me lick your wounds yes trust me oh god
oh my god don't worry i will help you and you will help me
why do you want to see the needs signs stay in the wall what makes you think you want
i'm told he's been influenced god now we're getting somewhere so if you really want your leg
fixed tell me the truth why are you here i'm here because because the cars will come
i apologize your kid
did not agree with me
we must ice your leg only two minutes in the cold water and you will be like a new man
my my leg yes it's healed yes yes walk to me
no no no no not the king leave the king
the
two minutes two minutes and you will be healed you will be healed
tell me a lot of almonds in bakewell thought what other ingredients in big well done no idea
well i am and i also know what else smells like almonds shall you die
to keep myself immune
now that's more like
time to dance on your graves
right
oh
foreign
uh
hmm
should we
please kill me
beautiful boy
um
i fixed your leg which is more than i can say for your set neck
thank you for my new leg yeah
are you all right i'm fine thank you no thank you you've saved my life
and you mine
what about sherlock no you'll be all right he just needs to sleep it off
why is it the boys are always so messy pick him up it's time to go
i want you to pick up where rasputin failed i don't care about your ideology or your politics
just start your [ __ ] revolution and get russia out of my war comrade lenin
yes my shiver when my revolution is complete the flocks left will be so powerful
your problem will be finding my equal to balance from the right
what's wrong with him today your father broke his power of pacifism
but it was the right thing to do right or wrong it doesn't make it any easier
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday to you
to my son
thank you today you proved yourself a man and you've made us all
very proud a toast to our successful mission and my new leg
happy birthday conrad happy birthday
thank you father
i'm glad that we can finally see eye to eye well i can now
now that i've blown up 19 candles i'm sure you'll give me your blessing as i join up
and finally fulfill my duty to my country conrad you've just exceeded your duty to your country
my wishes have nothing to do with your age father your wishes were only granted because of my age
there's nothing you can do to stop me now what i ask for is your blessing at least
i'm sorry conrad but you're asking for the one thing that i cannot and i will not give you
our naval blockade around england has sunk another american passenger ship the american
president could soon run out of patience and if they join the war on england's side
we will be defeated there are no rules in war and making england start to death that's the risk
but if you send this it will mitigate the risk
are you sure yes my geyser
get me zoomer
telegraphs are following
send this immediately use the kaiser's top level encoding
gentlemen we have a priority one intercept
whatever you're doing cease now we need this code cracked pronto
tea please
good job rita this code is what the kaiser has been using
it must be unbelievably important can you break it
i'll need a lot more information
what makes the grass
is
what does that mean
direct from germany
thank you
i've cracked the cold it's remarkable zimmerman the german secretary of state
in berlin to their ambassador in mexico city he proposes an alliance with mexico
germany wants to divert america's attention so they're asking mexico to invade america
imprint that so when president wilson sees this then he has no choice but
he has to enter the war and the war will be over well done oh my my dear body well done you
you are incredible and there's hope for conrad
well done oxford my idiot cousin the kaiser has finally shot himself in the foot
you've hit us six with his telegram oh boy kitchener would be proud
well i think champagne is in order uh thank you your majesty but i vowed not to drink until the
comrade has returned safely from the wall why didn't you mention that earlier i'll make sure
the only action your boy sees is sharpening the general's pencil i'm not sure that's cricket
orlando you know how many boys lives you've saved to this telegram please let me save one
sir now that conrad's safety is assured
to peace in our time to peace in our time
king george is waiting for your response mr president but how can this
telegram be real not even the germans would be this stupid but sir i'm not
doing a damn thing till i have undeniable proof douglas statesman on the rocks please
lieutenant oxford reporting for duty sir
ah yes oxford lucky man you've been assigned back to london
sir there must be some mistake fortune favors the brave or those under the king's gaze
sir
follow me
good question it's a complicated answer i can only tell the duke and person well
it's still in the name she's gonna sound stupid according to conrad i'm lancelot
you're merlin and i'm requesting an audience with king arthur alonso
doubts persist as to telegram authenticity worried wilson won't go to war idiots some
fools there's nothing left to debate polly do you think we can extend our network to the white house
most of their household staff were trained in england so it shouldn't be a problem
right well let's go to work i'll get onto it right away thank you
yes come in
yo greece we have a visitor who is it a friend of conrad saying he's landslide
asking to see king over that brings back foreign memories um shut him in
so then why are you wearing grenadiers officer's uniform
this uh
this will explain it better than i can it's a wee bit surreal so
dear father i too can play games i've swapped places with archie reed
the man in front of you actually he's a good man yes sir who is simply following my orders
and is possibly as confused as you are please ensure my actions don't get him into any trouble
tomorrow i finally fulfill my wish to go to the front and in the meantime i enclose a poem
which i thought you might appreciate bent double like old beggars under sacks
knock kneed coughing like hags we cursed through sludge
till on the haunting flares we turned our backs and towards our distant rest began to trudge
men marched asleep many had lost their boots but limped on bloodshot
all went lame all blind drunk with fatigue death even to the hoots of tired of stripped five nines
that dropped behind
you lads welcome to the front line this trench will be your home for the next
come on
be therefore man this one never stopped surprising me
a german waving a union jack what's next allow me to answer that sergeant major
that runner was actually a british spy he was bringing me vital information
our country needs what he was carrying and i therefore need six volunteers
you will accompany me to retrieve what's left of him as soon as it's dark
very good lad who else
sergeant you fight one step forward much five more brave volunteers excellent we move out of midnight
hold your fire if the heroes from the trenches will be fired upon from both sides
so
ugh
please
come on
oh
so
over there
so
huh
first time out here
same side god for the union jack eh
i can honestly say that my first time was worse than losing this leg
i'm so sorry i shouldn't be the one crying come over here and help me out i'm freezing
honey
i thought i knew what i wanted
and now it'll make sense
well i suggest we solve both our problems huh
i need to get this to high command the contents could help end this bloody war
as i won't be walking anytime soon i suggest you finish the mission
and go home to a hero's welcome no no off we go to a hero's walk
[ __ ] yeah
looking good
so
all right you all right jesus christ you're amazing
i've never seen anything like it the bloody over you're doing over there in the first place
he'll explain everything he took the full force of that blast sir yeah i wish you made it back
son i tell you if i am worth the victoria truck i don't know what is i always carry on the mission
i need to get his tag command immediately i'll tell you there myself what's your name soldier
archie that's quite what you read actually did you say yeah that's right lance corporal actually
don't platoon first battalion the black watch all right
is that your best scottish accent you're not actually
lance corporal archery is a friend of mine and i've been looking for him all night
you're right there's a simple explanation i'm not arguing german spy
your son was killed in action
holy
if in some smothering dreams you too could pace behind the wagon that we flung him in
and watch the white eyes writhing in his face
his hanging face like a devil's sick of sin if you could hear at every job the blood
come gargling from the froth corrupted lungs obscene as cancer
bitter as the cud of vile incurable sores on innocent tongues my friend you would not
tell with such high zest to children ardent for some desperate glory the old lie dubshay
it is sweet and proper to die for one's country
i nikolai alexandrovich romanov emperor of russia to hereby declare my revocable determination
to renounce the throne for myself and my descendants through this instrument of abdication
immediately
uh
the documents conrad recovered turned out to be the german ambassador's original
handwritten telegram that i cracked it's the concrete proof america needed
america would not have to join the war conrad succeeded where we all failed
there is a code of honor and using a distraction to your own advantage
breaks that code what apologies my shepherd but i have disturbing news well your plan
for russia has been a great success my plan to keep america out of the war has backfired
the american president is about to be given the actual telegram i forced the kaiser to send
such undeniable proof could provoke the americans into entering the war
bunker i'm like a man who admits to his mistakes i do but i like more women who can fix them
have our american friend dupont get mata into the white house time for you to work
your magic on the president mata now go on take the shoe the president through the real forces
will you grace me having tea
it's scotch time 24 hours a day
um
neither do i
it looks like you can use a strong one to sober up
i'm afraid it'll take more than that so oh well maybe this will do the trick russia's
pulled out of the wall the british empire faces imminent defeat america still refuses to join
i personally telephoned president wilson he didn't deign to receive my call so they
got to him as well indeed the kaiser's blockade is working the people are hungry next revolution
might be here i've even been advised to change my german surname sax coburg to windsor more english
i'm afraid than sir that england is doomed
i wanted to give you this
for conrad a true hero
a man who knew his duty
enough of this self-pitying poppycock if it were just you you and i
in our grief i'd say do as you will drown in drink and i'd join you but he's watching
and he would have been such a better man
but he can't he won't be that not anymore so you must in his stead
be the man your son would have been
regretfully i can no longer remain in your service forgive me my lady
my heart is broken as well holly holly
i do not accept your resignation
but
i will accept a very strong cup of tea
looking better you grace feeling better polly
so what have i missed we followed your last sober order and extended our network to the
white house the president's butler informed us that since receiving the telegram conrad recovered
the president hasn't been himself this may be the proof i asked for
but remember my election promise out of the war not in douglas get me a statement on the
rocks now constantly engaged in top secret conversations with his embassy in london
and ignoring all advice to go to war and do we have someone in the embassy of course mr president
i don't know how to proceed we're meeting to discuss your new demands i see and she
suggests we make an unannounced visit at three o'clock right well you better move on
good afternoon please inform the ambassador the duke of oxford is here to see him
yes
thank you for your time mr ambassador
if you wouldn't mind i'm sorry i couldn't help admiring your scar
an exquisite cashmere yes very rare do you know the test of a truly pure catchment
a ring yet happily you do not wear one you are
mistaken now that is disappointing but this
is not
in the balance i'm gonna bend the rules now tell
me who's behind this also help me you'll never breathe again
ah ambassador
is she dead no she has an extreme case of hypoxia
she'll be fine and so will you as long as we have an honest conversation
what you're looking at is the lady you strangled she filmed herself seducing the president and is
now blackmailing us to not even think about entering the war we cannot risk the integrity
of the u.s presidency i'm sure now if we can get that negative then we will happily join england
and put germany out of business well i suggest you interrogate her and i'll follow up on this
this is cashmere from the camaliro goat
it's very rare where does it come from mr collins catch me book number one please
thank you it comes from here the only place in the world where the camellia goat breeds
excellent chola we're going into the cashmere business
i can see six men guarding the lift you can call it that give them and their numbers will
be reduced oh no polly the film's negative is going to be up there and that's our real prize if
these guards are alerted then i don't think we'll make it up it's vital that we control this lift
this is called a parachute it means that one can jump out of a plane safely
so tomorrow at dawn i'll fly the plane over the mountain and shoulder will jump out you land with
the parachute take control of the lift and then you fire this flare it's a signal to me by which
time i'd have landed the plane made my way over to the bottom of the lift while polly provides cover
so i could do anything for you but i cannot jump out of an aeroplane and it's not that
i wouldn't try it's there i know i'd let you down uh yes well i appreciate your fear of heights but
i am the only one who can fly so but you wouldn't have to land the play you just have to land
yourself hmm well it um would be a bad form to ask a man to do something that i wouldn't do myself
all right shower get ready for my signal we go a dawn
oh
um
oh
huh
oh
huh hmm
look at that
and she hasn't been seeing [ __ ]
do you see this if the american president thinks he can [ __ ] me he is very much mistaken
take this negative to the press and it will ruin his reputation war will be molesting on
the americans mind and when the scandal is over make sure the new president is in our pocket right
hey
hold up
there's the signal get to the lift i'll cover you
uh
um
wait
oh
thank god you're here this plan hasn't exactly gone by the numbers
honey do you have the film i have the negative in my hand your grace
well done so we have what we came for yes but the cause of all this mayhem is still in there
enough of dealing with tentacle silver it's time to cut off the head it's good to have you back sir
so
you have got to be [ __ ] kidding me the thorn in my side has just been a peace loving english rose
the duke of oxford good day to you sir
you are the very symbol of everything i'm trying to destroy aristocrats like you stole
my parents mill in scotland when i was a lad entitlement has title in it for a reason no
i'm gonna [ __ ] love calling you come to puppy you pot prank
i'm out
the sound of silence it's my understanding that you duke a formidable swordsman what say we end
this shite as gentlemen after all manners maketh man a gentleman does not hide in the shadows i
surprise
morton you see a little misplaced trust allows one to get away with murder this
debate should happen after we have won the war i suggest we go to russia we sort out ourselves
as far as i'm concerned his blood
i've gotten you're gonna be harsh
two on one behaving like a true gentleman
you're delusional when you've killed millions what see one more for good measure uh
come on oh my god get up i said get up
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hey my regards to the old kitchen
he can't do it he can't let me fall he goes against your every belief you are
a pacifist i'm now completely reliant on your mercy oh boy you're right
i shouldn't let you fall only now i have become the man that my son would have been
are you all right we've been to worse your grace
sir you'd jump in front of a bullet for me but not out of an airplane so i would see you
thank you my friend my pleasure so shoulder how are we going to get down from here
mr president chef has made your favorite peanut butter cookies thank you
immediately we are coming to war
this victory is all down to you and your fine son conrad
and the courage of so many others so of course
britain thanks you and i thank you for ensuring that i didn't meet the same fate as my cousins
wilhelm's application was understandable but what happened to nicholas
was despicable it was i hear your great personal debt that i still have my crown
in that case would you meet me tomorrow at kingsman
three o'clock a taylor shop yes sir number 11 saddle round
all of us here today are united sadly in losing our sons and friends
in this terrible war what happened to this generation of young men must never happen again
i believe the terms of versailles are too earnest too extreme and could precipitate another war
what the world needs is an organization that can channel its resources towards preserving peace and
protecting life an independent intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion above
the politics and bureaucracy of government-run spy organizations to that end i have acquired
this shop and i propose that we become the founding members of the kingsman agency
my code name will be
arthur and if you agree to join me you may turn
over your place card where you will find your own code name
i am galahad
i am once a lot i am head of here
i am excellent and this is merlin who will be our quartermaster
may our sons and friends rest in peace and long live the
thank kingsman