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It doesn't look good, Richard.
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In fact, to be quite frank,
it looks pretty bad.
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Rather than beat around the bush,
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I'm just going to come right out
and say it.
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Richard, you have stage four lung cancer.
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The pain you've been experiencing
in your upper back
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is actually the result of malignant tumors
within your lungs,
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which it sadly appears
you've had for some time.
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As we're catching this late in the game,
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your cancer has also had
the opportunity to spread
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specifically to your spine and adrenals.
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You'll want to put in notice
with the college.
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You should notify Veronica
and your daughter as soon as possible
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as treatment will begin immediately.
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How long are we talking?
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With treatment...
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a year.
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A year and a half, if you're lucky.
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And without?
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Probably six months.
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I am so sorry, Richard.
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Fuck.
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So let's make this a fantastic quarter
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and get that extra little bit of funding
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that we so desperately need.
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Uh, any questions?
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Fuck.
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What? Urn... Okay.
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Fuck.
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Jesus fucking Jesus.
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Jesus! God! Fuck.
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Fucking bastard!
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Fuck! Jesus!
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Fuck it, huh?
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Fucking God!
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FUCK you!
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FUCK you!
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Oh, fuck.
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- Shall the atheists say grace then?
- Shut up, Richard.
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Of course, my dear.
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I actually have something I want to say.
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Go ahead, kid. What do you got?
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I wanted you to know that I'm gay.
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- What on Earth?
- Jesus Christ.
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Olivia, I thought it was something bad.
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No, you're not, Olive.
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- What do you mean I'm not?
- You're not gay.
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I mean, you're not a lesbian.
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Yeah, I am.
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Yeah. No, I think I'd know
my own sexual preference.
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- It's just a phase.
- I, for one, think it's fantastic.
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Don't placate her.
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- I'm not placating my daughter.
- How dare you deny me like this.
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I'm not denying you, sweetheart.
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I'm just denying your call for attention
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or whatever else this is.
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That's all.
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I know you, Olive.
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- Better than you know yourself.
- No, mother.
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You don't know no shit about me.
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Olivia, please come back, sweetheart.
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- Olivia.
- Let her go.
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Your finesse of parenting...
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has always amazed me.
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I also have something I'd like to say.
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I can't wait.
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I'm having an affair.
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I'm having an affair
and I thought you should know.
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And why did you think I should know?
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Because it's with Henry.
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Henry who?
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Henry Wright.
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- Henry Wright?
- Mm-hm.
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My boss?
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No, no, no, no. Veronica.
That's real revolting.
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Are you out of your mind? Come on.
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At least have a little bit
of taste in your infidelity.
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It's up to you,
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but I'd fuck the pool boy myself
or a plumber...
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then had some fucking nutless sack.
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I assure you it's not empty.
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What?
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Henry's been blessed
with a spare testicle.
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Henry was blessed with a spare testicle?
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Are you sure it's not a cyst
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or a cancerous growth?
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Do you even care?
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About his third nut?
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No.
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No, I don't.
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As far as I'm concerned,
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that real estate's
lost its value long ago.
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You're such an ass.
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Self-admitted.
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So let us drink to our holy matrimony.
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- Drink by yourself.
- Much better idea.
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Ugh. What was it you wanted to tell us?
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I was, uh, afraid I overcooked the steaks.
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Such an asshole.
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No, but that's not
what she's saying at all.
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She's-she's laying the groundwork
for the whole feminist movement.
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Go on.
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Like a hundred years in advance and...
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What was that?
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Oh.
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Aren't you gonna do anything?
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Like What?
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I don't know. Call someone?
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Were you friends with it?
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Did you know it personally,
by, like, by name?
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It's a fucking bird.
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I don't know who to call.
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- Can I continue?
- No, you may not.
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Oh, whose phone is it'? Is that your phone?
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Shit.
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- There we go. Here she is.
- Sorry. Mine. Sorry.
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Um, I thought it was on vibrate,
but it's...
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No, no, no, please, take your call.
Stand up and take your call.
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Please. Don't be shy.
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Stand up and take your call.
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Hello.
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I'm gonna call you back actually
because I'm in a class.
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No, as in I'm in class.
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Right now. I'm standing up.
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I know.
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It's weird. Okay.
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Goodbye. Bye. Bye.
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Fascinating.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh no, don't be.
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Okay.
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From here on out,
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we're gonna do things
very, very differently.
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So for those of you
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who are not even remotely interested
in being here,
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please leave.
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Just simply walk out the door
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and you'll receive an automatic
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I no longer have time to be wasted
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nor do I intend on wasting yours.
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So for those of you
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who receive grades of, say,
a "C" or worse...
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let's just be proactive.
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Pack up your shit and vamoose now. Hmm?
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Good. Here we go.
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If any of you have any intentions
of studying business,
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get the fuck out now.
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I'm not gonna say it again.
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If you look down and you happen
to find yourself in sweatpants
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or rather pants
with the drawstring or something,
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- just please leave.
- What?
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Most important of all,
if you've never read a book
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for our own internal pleasure...
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You don't belong here. Get out.
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If any of you find yourself
falling into any of these categories,
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I assure you,
you will not do better than a.
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Here we go.
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The government workers
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and the politicians included.
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The, uh, sweatpants comment's not a joke.
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I'm sick. I have a cold.
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Right. Now, for those of you
who are interested
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in learning from greater minds,
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and there are today...
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you're in charge of reading one book
and one book only to this quarter.
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After doing so,
you will then stand up here
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and you will run a class of your own.
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Excellent.
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There go the kings
and queens of the water cooler.
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Corporate whores of tomorrow.
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Maybe not.
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And then you will stand up here
and you'll persuade your peers
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of the work's importance.
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For that, you'll receive a.
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If you teach us something new,
you receive an.
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Any questions?
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Um...
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Ah-ha. Yes. One more thing.
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No feminist or queer propaganda.
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The plight of unkempt women
is truly the last thing
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I would like to think about right now.
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I don't think you can do that.
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I just did.
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And now, I shall embark on an emotional...
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bender for 72 hours.
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Most likely, I'll be drinking alone.
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And I'm all right with that.
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So as a result, class is canceled.
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That's it.
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Class dismissed.
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Oh, yeah, by the way,
if any of you sell marijuana
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or you know anyone who does,
would you please visit me
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during office hours?
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Thanks.Bye.
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What the fuck?
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I need to go on sabbatical next quarter.
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I would... No, I can't give you
a sabbatical, it takes a year.
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A year to get that kind of thing done.
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You're gonna have to do
something to speed it up.
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No, I can't.
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What do you want
to go on a sabbatical for?
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I would like to write
the next great American novel.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Or novella,
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- depending on the length.
- What's it about?
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It's gonna be about an orphan
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who raises rabbits or bunnies 'round.
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And what's it called?
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Right now, the tentative title
is Bunny Fun Found
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because her name is Bunny
and oddly enough,
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- she was having fun...
- You're full of shit.
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You're full of shit. You're having me on.
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- I have cancer, Peter.
- What?
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I have cancer
and it doesn't look good.
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Jesus Christ, Richard.
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L-I don't want to die here.
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I don't wanna die here like this.
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Please get me out west.
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Just let me die alone.
Let me die in peace.
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Oh, Richard.
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No hands above the table.
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Okay.
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What kind of cancer is it?
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It's, uh, it's lung cancer.
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You don't smoke.
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No. I can now.
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Listen, this is what happens to everybody.
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It's what happens to all of us.
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I mean, you could be ridden
with the same damn thing.
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Why would you say something
like that to me, huh?
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No, no. I'm making a point.
I'm sorry. It came out wrong.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- That's all right.
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There you go.
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I really hate these effeminate glasses.
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What are we gonna do?
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I'm gonna fill my medicine cabinet.
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And...
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I'm gonna ride this thing out.
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Wait, you're not gonna get treatments?
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No.
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Oh.
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- You owe me, Peter.
- Uh, yes.
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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Thank you.
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You can let go of my hands now
and then we can have a drink maybe.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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So to the month's end.
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To your health.
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- There's no need to be facetious.
- I didn't mean to be facetious.
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And don't go blabbering
your little wet mouth about this.
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- No, no.
- This is no one's business
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- but my own.
- Of course.
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I think your art is brilliant.
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Stunning.
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And a wonderful investment.
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In fact...
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Could you do the whole campus?
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- Certainly with your talent...
- For the College of Florida?
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That's my responsibility.
You don't need to worry about that.
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To your latest infidelity.
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And your honorable cuckolding.
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Hmm-hmm.
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Ooh, what's that?
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It's a white oblong pill.
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Where'd you get it?
265
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,264
We're well-to-do middle-aged WASPs.
266
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,850
We can get prescriptions
for anything we want, darling.
267
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,062
Okay.
268
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,652
If you behave yourself...
269
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,820
I'll give you a blue triangular one next.
270
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,031
I hear you're quite fond of them.
271
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,206
Onto serious matters.
272
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,625
- Go for it.
- And you know at heart,
273
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,378
I don't give a damn about you and Henry.
274
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,797
You do whatever you please.
275
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,800
But you have to realize
that from here on out,
276
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,385
I'll be living just as freely.
277
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:19,641
I've played a rather quiet role
in the tragedy that is our marriage.
278
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,768
And...
279
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,896
quite frankly, I'm done.
280
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:29,359
It's time that we lived a bit
closer to the...
281
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,736
primal truth of it all.
282
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:36,616
So from this point on,
let us fuck who we wanna fuck.
283
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,160
Let us ingest what we want to ingest.
284
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:44,082
And all in all, just do whatever
the hell we damn well please.
285
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,626
Here, here.
286
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,128
One request.
287
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,715
That we do so discretely.
288
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,510
Let us at least attempt to keep
the parental damage
289
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,596
to our sweet lesbian love child
to a minimum.
290
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,974
I wholeheartedly agree.
291
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,058
Wonderful.
292
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,228
And the matter is settled.
293
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,275
Richard?
294
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,861
Yes, dear?
295
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,531
Dare I ask if your equipment still works?
296
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,491
I don't know.
297
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,785
I mean, sadly, it's laid dormant
for years.
298
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,166
But if it doesn't, it's just
one more prescription to fill.
299
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:32,005
Here's to, uh, our new lives.
300
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,548
And your new freedoms.
301
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,384
Now, hand over a blue one
I've behaved myself admirably.
302
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,679
He was like this, um...
303
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:43,433
17th century poet who fell
in love with his cousin and...
304
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,686
- Fell in love with his cousin?
- Oh, shit.
305
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,313
You are such an asshole.
306
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,231
- What?
- My parents are home.
307
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,441
Hey. It's okay.
308
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,610
Can you promise not to judge me?
309
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,987
Don't worry, seriously.
310
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,616
- It's broken.
- Hmm.
311
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,994
I mean, the whole thing is broken.
312
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,752
Oh, Olivia. Look, dear.
313
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,463
- It's Olivia and company.
- What's going on?
314
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,799
Uh, your morn broke the lamp.
315
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,387
- Are you all right?
- Yes, darling.
316
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,614
Of course, why wouldn't we be?
317
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,598
Because you seem like
you're drunk or on drugs.
318
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,351
Admittedly, we are on a bit of both.
319
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,146
But don't let that influence
your decisions.
320
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,398
Oh, don't listen to him.
321
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,774
They're just prescriptions.
322
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,902
- I'm Veronica, Olivia's mother.
- Hi, I'm Taylor.
323
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,405
Oh, nice to meet you...
324
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,906
Excuse me.
325
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,325
Careful, dear. Let's not exert yourself.
326
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,787
So is this...
327
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,747
- Is she...
- Taylor is Taylor, Mother.
328
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,125
Yes, yes, of course, you are.
329
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,627
And by the way, I'm-I'm Richard.
330
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,840
- Would you like a drink?
- Yes, please, come.
331
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,591
- Join us for a drink.
- No, hang on. No.
332
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,760
You're being very creepy. We're going.
333
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,387
- Creepy?
- Yes.
334
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,347
We're just having fun.
335
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,016
- Come on.
- Hey, well, it was very nice meeting you.
336
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,226
- Bye.
- Nice to meet you.
337
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,272
That was pleasant.
338
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,193
So how do you think that went?
339
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,738
On a scale of one to ten, I'd say a four.
340
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:23,867
Agreed.
341
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,120
I'm only mildly disappointed in myself.
342
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:29,164
I feel shame.
343
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,458
Yeah.
344
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,546
What happened to us, Richard?
345
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,964
What happened to us?
346
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,886
- Life.
- Do you know if I could go back in time,
347
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:47,515
I don't even know what it is
I'm supposed to fix.
348
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,810
Oh, I could readily think of many things.
349
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,187
I didn't ask you.
350
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,396
True.
351
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:57,192
You're gonna break
all our wedding presents.
352
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,652
Did you ever notice
that they're all hollow?
353
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,614
Ah, what does that mean?
354
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,866
It doesn't matter.
355
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,915
Richard?
356
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:12,999
Yes, dear?
357
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,085
Thank you for helping me.
358
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,715
Of course.
359
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:26,721
Holding your hair back has always been
one of my life's great honors.
360
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,139
I'm serious.
361
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:30,683
In a way, so am I.
362
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,733
Do you think Olivia hates me?
363
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,278
Yes.
364
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:44,989
But she's supposed to.
365
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,120
I'm not a bad person.
366
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,875
I know you're not, Veronica.
367
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,547
No one ever said you were.
368
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:13,101
Well, you are a...
369
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:16,020
a relatively attractive group of kids.
370
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:19,232
I mean, I see a few
weak chins here and there.
371
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:24,988
But I think that's probably just due to
some fine New England breeding. Hmm?
372
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,032
Beautiful mother, rich father,
373
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,201
cold winter, that kind of thing.
374
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,372
Do you smoke?
375
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,915
No.
376
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,083
You look like you do.
377
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,626
I do, Mr. Brown.
378
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,753
Would you mind if I have one?
379
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:41,838
No, not at all.
380
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:47,135
So, um...
381
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,179
let's go through and introduce ourselves.
382
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:52,640
Any volunteers?
383
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,228
I'll go first. My name is Richard.
384
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:58,396
I'm your professor.
385
00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,480
Go ahead.
386
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:13,411
Wow.
387
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,330
That was fucking wretched.
388
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:19,459
Jesus.
389
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,628
Okay.
390
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:22,712
Who's next?
391
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:28,134
How about you?
392
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,596
- Me?
- Yeah, you, girl with the phone.
393
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:33,973
Who are you?
394
00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:36,142
Why should we know you?
395
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,519
What do you want to do with your life?
396
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:41,564
Okay.
397
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,400
I'm Claire.
398
00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:47,487
I'm from upstate New York.
399
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,240
Why you should know me?
400
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:56,996
I don't know.
Yeah. I don't know.
401
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:04,003
I guess because my uncle
is the president of the school.
402
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,923
Ew! Henry Wright is your uncle?
403
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,634
- Yes.
- I can't stand the fuck.
404
00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:13,471
I don't really like him either.
405
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,765
That's very good to hear.
406
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,351
I mean, he's so peach melba.
407
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,603
Just slimy and...
408
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:23,856
I've got an idea.
409
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,942
How about we put
a little pause to this shit
410
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,903
and we go down to the bar,
411
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,239
and we can run over it there.
412
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:33,199
My biological father
actually met my mothers
413
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,785
at a monthly compost meeting in Boston.
414
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,162
He's this social anthropologist
over at a...
415
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:39,247
Okay.
416
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:44,585
Rose, go and grab two more pitchers
for everybody, would you?
417
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,546
Why don't you just put them
on your tab?
418
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:47,880
No, that's not the point.
419
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:50,466
See, I want you to go and get them.
420
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,719
And I want you go
and get them now, please?
421
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,554
Can I get some hummus?
422
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,597
Yeah, get some hummus.
423
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:00,351
Thank you.
424
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:04,188
Let me give you all a piece of advice.
425
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:09,026
Steer very clear of anyone
who has even the faintest,
426
00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:13,239
slightest whip of intentional conception.
427
00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,116
I was conceived intentionally.
428
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,701
Well, I needn't know your name.
429
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,411
By the WHY,
430
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:21,164
I hope your parents all told you...
431
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:24,125
that you fucking die at the end.
432
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:27,253
You're gonna die. You're gonna die.
433
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,546
You're gonna die.
434
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:33,384
One day, even our blessed
little Rose will die.
435
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:34,927
So, what I'm wondering is,
436
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:40,850
why the fuck do we sort of float
through this weird thing
437
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:44,228
called life without living?
438
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,147
You know, live.
439
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,317
Don't exist. Don't simply exist.
440
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,068
That's boring as fuck. Live.
441
00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:54,489
You know. Stir some shit up.
Fuck some shit up.
442
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:56,115
Fuck it right.
443
00:26:56,199 --> 00:27:01,412
What I wanna focus on
is enriching our lives.
444
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:05,625
And try to extract some sort of wisdom
that we can carry with us.
445
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:08,377
You know, something other than
mommy and daddy's baggage.
446
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,130
Ah, bless you, dear.
447
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:12,715
You know, I'd-I'd wink at you,
448
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,133
but I never learned how.
449
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,554
So I just thought you should know it.
450
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:19,722
Anybody want anything else?
451
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,891
- Yeah, could I get a whiskey?
- Oh, that's fine.
452
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:25,853
She winked at me.
453
00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:27,271
I got the hummus, so...
454
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:29,941
Christmas is saved.
455
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:32,485
My God.
456
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:33,903
Here we go.
457
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,405
May we forever remember
458
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,533
that in each and every moment,
459
00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:42,495
we are composing the stories of our lives.
460
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:45,957
Let's aim to make it a meaningful read
461
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,293
or at least an interesting one, yeah?
462
00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:51,170
All right. Cheers.
463
00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:53,506
Cheers.
464
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:57,760
Now, if you will excuse me,
465
00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,638
I intend to explore
a smidgen of infidelity.
466
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:03,933
What the fuck?
467
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,226
All right, kids. Have fun.
468
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,231
- A' School is over! E.
- I'm so sorry.
469
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,524
- Just fuck me.
- Okay.
470
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,192
♪ Time to build a summer dream a'
471
00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:14,569
♪ Do be do be do... a'
472
00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,332
You don't have to make any choices at all.
473
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:18,465
We can cover it all.
We could renovate the science hall.
474
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:20,342
We could bring in a new chair
to the English department.
475
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,994
Well, I said, "Well, of course,
that goes without saying."
476
00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:26,038
♪ Zoom, be do be do,
zoom, be do be I
477
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:29,166
♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom,
be do be do A'
478
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,919
J' I feel so happy in the summer time J'
479
00:28:32,003 --> 00:28:34,547
♪ We'll be together and you'll be mine a'
480
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,841
♪ Nights will be warmer,
so here's my scheme... X
481
00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:40,803
Surely you have better,
you know, college rankings than l.
482
00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,388
Shut up.
483
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,724
Jesus, Veronica.
What the hell was that?
484
00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,767
Shh. Shh.
485
00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:53,190
Fuck off!
486
00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:54,650
Let them watch.
487
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,277
♪ Zoom, do be do be do a'
488
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:01,449
♪ I will never mourn or die S
489
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:07,371
♪ No one knows the tears
I've cried, since my... a'
490
00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:08,748
Rose, close your mouth.
491
00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:11,083
It's unattractive when you gape like that.
492
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,835
Danny boy, do me a favor.
493
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:14,587
Uh, close out the tab when you're done.
494
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,297
- Yeah.
- And what... what...
495
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,299
I'm sorry, what's your name
again, sweetheart?
496
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:21,010
- Sarah.
- Sarah.
497
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,012
Be sure and leave Sarah a healthy tip
498
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,223
because it turns out
she's a very, very nice person.
499
00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:27,850
I'll see you guys next week, yeah?
500
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:31,103
Oh, yeah, Rose. Let me
get you out of the way first.
501
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:32,563
So be prepared.
502
00:29:32,647 --> 00:29:35,232
- But I don't know what to do.
- Moby Dick.
503
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:36,484
Moby Dick 'Ms.
504
00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,861
Good idea. All right.
505
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:39,946
Have a good one.
506
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:46,202
He just picked up that waitress
in less than a minute.
507
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,512
And fucked her in the bathroom.
508
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,330
Yeah, well, they're both
consenting adults,
509
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,533
- so they can do whatever they want.
- Cheers to that.
510
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,882
Jibbles, Jibbles, Jibbles, look.
511
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,803
Look, that's where Mommy's cheating.
512
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:35,251
What's it say?
513
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:37,795
"It works."
514
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,007
Let's go try to stop him
515
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:43,092
- from drinking so much.
- Oh. Peter, come on.
516
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,385
He's having a good time.
517
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,148
Ah, Richard, you're looking rather sprite.
518
00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,848
Oh, I just had unprotected sex.
519
00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:50,016
Oh, with who?
520
00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:51,809
Some very sweet girl
from the Lion's Pub.
521
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,769
Hello, Donna.
522
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:58,232
Oh, that's disgusting.
Why would he tell us that?
523
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:03,029
So how was your day, sweetheart?
524
00:31:03,112 --> 00:31:04,572
Fine.
525
00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:07,033
Good. Fine's fine.
526
00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:08,743
- How's Taylor?
- She's fine.
527
00:31:08,826 --> 00:31:10,703
That's even finer.
528
00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:15,332
Let us cheers to a fine day all round.
529
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,836
Hello.
530
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:21,338
Hmm, Veronica.
531
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,341
Sit down.
532
00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:30,556
Thank you.
533
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:34,060
You're so welcome.
534
00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:42,234
Now, let's give this another shot,
shall we?
535
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:45,821
Olivia, your mother
would like to apologize.
536
00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:54,163
Yes, I would like to apologize...
537
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,333
For my behavior the other night.
538
00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:04,381
I don't know why my reaction
was so, um...
539
00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:05,841
I don't know.
540
00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:06,926
Right wing?
541
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,386
Yes.
542
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,601
I'm really sorry.
543
00:32:20,523 --> 00:32:21,524
Beautiful.
544
00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:25,528
Olivia, do you accept
your mother's apology?
545
00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:29,740
Sure.
546
00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:32,034
Well, good.
547
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,162
The matter's settled.
548
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:37,790
Bon appetit.
549
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,753
So Ishmael claims
that a journey around the world
550
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:45,131
just brings you back to where
you were before you started,
551
00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:48,008
but this is actually coming from a man,
who's lost everything
552
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:50,636
that's been his entire reality
and consciousness
553
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,263
for the past few years...
554
00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:57,309
- Do I look like I'm getting some color?
- I don't know. Hard to tell from here.
555
00:32:57,393 --> 00:33:00,062
It really feels like
I'm getting some color.
556
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,149
Does anyone have any questions?
557
00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:07,778
What? Oh, uh, yes. Um...
558
00:33:07,862 --> 00:33:09,405
In a word?
559
00:33:10,406 --> 00:33:11,407
Vengeance.
560
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,620
So you liked it?
561
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:21,375
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
562
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:25,129
And yet, there were no broad
shouldered women lamenting,
563
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:28,215
and sobbing out of second
story windows, was there?
564
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:31,010
- No.
- Good.
565
00:33:31,093 --> 00:33:34,138
That means we're breaking down
that co-op personality of yours.
566
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:38,350
I think we're probably gonna get
a bit of an edge out of you
567
00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:39,643
before the end of the quarter.
568
00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:41,353
Excuse me?
569
00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:42,563
You get an "A" minus.
570
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:46,859
That's not a bad thing.
571
00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:51,197
Just give me one second, kids.
572
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,740
I'm gonna have to take one more look
573
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:55,367
at this artistic still born.
574
00:33:55,451 --> 00:33:56,535
Look at it.
575
00:33:56,619 --> 00:33:59,914
Jesus Christ, it's a boner.
576
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:02,917
That is a gigantic boner.
577
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:07,379
- Hi, honey.
- Isn't that your wife's work?
578
00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:10,090
Yeah, it is. It is.
579
00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:13,177
It doesn't mean I don't have
an opinion on the matter.
580
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,057
Who is it?
581
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:20,309
Uh, it's Danny Albright.
582
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,393
Come on in.
583
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,441
Nice music.
584
00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:31,158
Thought you'd be listening
something different.
585
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:33,239
Really, like what exactly?
586
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:37,493
I don't know. Uh, Buddy Holly?
587
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:40,496
Jesus, uh... how old do you think I am?
588
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,415
Maybe around 60.
589
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,669
That's fucking depressing.
590
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,672
- I'm sorry. I...
- No. No. No.
591
00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,149
You spoke your mind, it's all right.
592
00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,841
Come on in.
593
00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:54,085
Well, I brought you some pot.
594
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,679
- No.
- Yeah.
595
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,138
I made you some brownies.
596
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:03,519
Wow. That's very kind of you.
597
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,813
- How, uh, how much do I owe you?
- It's on the house.
598
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,691
If you want more,
we can talk prices later.
599
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:12,278
Fuck me. Thank you very much.
600
00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:13,696
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
601
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,621
Mm-hmm. Mmm .
602
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,931
You mind if I ask you something personal?
603
00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:29,253
No, go ahead.
604
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:31,880
Have you ever been with a man?
605
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:40,764
No. Nope. Nope. Nope.
606
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,977
No, I can't say that I have.
607
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,562
Would you like to fuck me?
608
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:50,733
Like...
609
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:53,193
- In your ass?
- Yeah.
610
00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:55,612
- Is it... is it clean?
- Yeah.
611
00:35:55,696 --> 00:35:57,114
I mean it should be.
612
00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,449
But no.
613
00:35:59,450 --> 00:36:01,201
I mean, I can always
give you blowjob, too.
614
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:06,206
A' Oh, yeah a' - Okay.
615
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:10,794
Pour me another one of those
and make it very generous because I'm...
616
00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:12,338
Of course.
617
00:36:12,421 --> 00:36:16,216
Really not sure how much
of this I'm gonna want to remember.
618
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:21,180
♪ Can't you see X
619
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:24,224
♪ That you and I A'
620
00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:28,520
♪ Was just meant to be X
621
00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:32,024
♪ Heaven knows A“
622
00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:33,192
Thank you.
623
00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:39,323
♪ Eternally A'
624
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:45,120
♪ Yeah, oh, yeah, baby S
625
00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:47,664
So, like, there's no...
I mean, couldn't...
626
00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:49,108
We don't even have to kiss, right?
627
00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,668
- There's no kissing.
- No. Wow.
628
00:36:51,752 --> 00:36:53,379
Is it like 'cause we're boys?
629
00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:54,713
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay.
630
00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:57,800
And so we're gathered to dedicate
631
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:02,846
the work by of one of the finest
contemporary artists of today,
632
00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:06,725
and someone that I am honored
to call a dear friend,
633
00:37:06,809 --> 00:37:09,228
Mrs. Veronica Sinclair Brown.
634
00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:12,606
- Well done.
- It's blatantly foul.
635
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:16,151
- Beautiful.
- It's, uh, wonderful.
636
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:24,743
- Oh, that's great.
- May I ask what is it?
637
00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:27,454
It's a giant schmeckle.
638
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:31,917
- Oh.
- There you go.
639
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,379
- Excellent. Well done.
- Hear, hear.
640
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:36,797
- Beautiful.
- This is lovely.
641
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,942
- We appreciate it so much.
- We're lucky to have you.
642
00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:40,717
Would you excuse me?
643
00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,678
- What do you think?
- Oh.
644
00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:45,389
Um, mom says I'm not allowed
to go to state schools.
645
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:47,766
Your morn is not allowed
to say you're not allowed.
646
00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:49,393
It's probably best if you don't.
647
00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:52,980
- Don't listen to him. Listen to me.
- Splendid work.
648
00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:55,441
- Truly. Yeah.
- Thank you, Peter.
649
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:56,775
What did you think, Olive?
650
00:37:56,859 --> 00:37:59,903
The... it was... Yeah, it was good.
651
00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:01,113
It's all right, yeah.
652
00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,784
So shall we have a celebratory drink?
653
00:38:05,868 --> 00:38:09,830
I'd love to, but Henry has me
going out to dinner with the benefactors.
654
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:11,498
It's some old money from Connecticut.
655
00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:13,459
- Oh.
- I'll see you two at home.
656
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:15,377
Bye, sweetie. Thanks, Peter.
657
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,674
Are you sure you don't want
a little splash of vodka or a brownie?
658
00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:23,469
Why are you and morn still together?
659
00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:27,264
Yeah.
660
00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:29,516
That's a rather odd question.
661
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,810
No, it's not.
662
00:38:31,894 --> 00:38:34,646
Well, I guess you're right, we... um...
663
00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:36,398
I think as you get older...
664
00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:39,985
you, urn...
665
00:38:41,278 --> 00:38:42,863
find yourself needing someone
666
00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:46,241
to hold accountable for life
667
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:49,495
not turning out exactly
as you'd imagined it.
668
00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:53,790
- Jesus, Dad.
- I know.
669
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:56,752
But listen to me,
670
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,254
not every relationship has to be that.
671
00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:03,342
I mean, having said that, most are.
672
00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:06,553
Okay.
673
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:08,805
On that happy note...
674
00:39:09,932 --> 00:39:11,183
How's it going with Taylor?
675
00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:13,685
It's going really well.
676
00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:20,526
Yeah? Good, that's good.
677
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:21,610
That's very good.
678
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,989
Are you in love?
679
00:39:31,954 --> 00:39:34,414
Yeah. I am.
680
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,543
Wow. No shit.
681
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:44,383
Yeah, well, I'm happy for you, sweetheart.
682
00:39:44,466 --> 00:39:46,760
I'm so happy. I'm so happy for you.
683
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:49,763
Thanks.
684
00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:57,563
You make sure she understands your worth.
685
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,692
- I know. She does.
- She better.
686
00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:05,320
She damn well better.
687
00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:18,625
Your daughter is in love.
688
00:40:18,709 --> 00:40:21,420
- Did you tell her to be careful?
- No.
689
00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:25,966
Told her to enjoy herself.
690
00:40:29,803 --> 00:40:32,598
To realize one's destiny
is a person's only obligation.
691
00:40:32,681 --> 00:40:34,808
Uh, and so, uh, he begins
listening to the desert,
692
00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:37,519
and, uh discovering the soul of the world,
693
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:39,396
which then inevitably, uh, leads us to...
694
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,565
All right, stop.
695
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:43,108
You get a.
696
00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:45,152
- But I'm not finished.
- Take a seat.
697
00:40:48,155 --> 00:40:50,699
- I thought it was great.
- Let me ask you a question.
698
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:53,702
Are you guys getting anything
out of this shit?
699
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,662
- Yeah.
- Good.
700
00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:58,248
Because I have to say I am as well.
701
00:40:58,332 --> 00:41:01,877
I mean, you're all rather
a solid group of young adults,
702
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,087
- and I enjoy your company.
- Yeah.
703
00:41:04,171 --> 00:41:07,090
Yeah, uh, I'd say we're all pretty mature.
704
00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:12,137
Well, maturity is really just
another word for...
705
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:13,420
how much misery you'd swallow.
706
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:14,973
Yeah, totally.
707
00:41:15,057 --> 00:41:17,309
I'm talking about
the piss and shit of others, Rose,
708
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:18,935
not your own.
709
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:20,479
Do you mind if I smoke a joint?
710
00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:21,563
Mm-mm.
711
00:41:22,773 --> 00:41:25,108
- Urn...
- Thanks.
712
00:41:25,192 --> 00:41:28,737
I'm more than happy to help
pick up his classes
713
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,365
if that helps at all.
714
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:35,494
You got to be kidding me.
715
00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:37,913
Is he smoking a marijuana cigarette?
716
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:41,458
Uh, look, um,
maybe he's just trying to be...
717
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,919
Fucking unbelievable.
718
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,462
Oh, Richard.
719
00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:51,134
Why are you wearing sunglasses?
720
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:53,845
I have cancer.
721
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,555
I'm supposed to wear sunglasses
722
00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:58,058
- in unusual places.
- Yeah.
723
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,856
Excuse me, can we have two more please?
724
00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:07,275
Uh, no.
725
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:08,527
The check please.
726
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:11,738
Why?
727
00:42:11,822 --> 00:42:12,823
Look.
728
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:15,742
You're coming with me.
729
00:42:15,826 --> 00:42:17,869
I don't wanna go with you.
730
00:42:17,953 --> 00:42:19,830
Peter, where are we going?
731
00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:21,581
I'm taking you to a support group.
732
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:23,375
A support group for what?
733
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,584
- Cancer.
- Oh, Jesus.
734
00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:26,336
Want me to help you
with your sabbatical,
735
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:27,587
then do this for me.
736
00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:30,048
This is not easy for me.
It's actually... it's quite hard.
737
00:42:30,132 --> 00:42:33,593
I... I understand that,
but, you know, it's my death.
738
00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:35,011
Yeah.
739
00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:37,013
What... What the fuck is this?
740
00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:39,141
Well, it's... it's Barbara's.
741
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,685
Ew. I'm not getting in.
742
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,854
Shut up, and get in the damn car.
743
00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,566
It actually drives quite nice.
744
00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:48,650
Door.
745
00:42:49,651 --> 00:42:51,403
- Here you go.
- Well done.
746
00:42:55,782 --> 00:43:00,746
After 20 years of marriage,
I thought she'd, you know,
747
00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:02,914
just stick around until I died.
748
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:06,585
At least I hoped she would.
749
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:11,381
But I guess it was really no point,
750
00:43:11,465 --> 00:43:15,719
you know, I guess it makes
more sense for her to move on now.
751
00:43:18,972 --> 00:43:22,267
But despite all that, I'm-I'm...
752
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,102
I'm feeling pretty good.
753
00:43:24,186 --> 00:43:26,938
I'm doing okay.
754
00:43:27,022 --> 00:43:28,690
Uh-hmm.
755
00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:30,358
Thank you.
756
00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:33,278
Thank you for sharing
the journey of your battle, Ed.
757
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,530
- Uh-hmm.
- All right.
758
00:43:35,614 --> 00:43:37,032
Whenever you're ready.
759
00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:43,038
Uh, my name is Peter. I'm healthy.
760
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:46,958
I... I don't have cancer.
761
00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:48,710
At least I don't think I do.
762
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:50,879
Um...
763
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:54,299
My friend Richard does.
764
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,760
And I thought that he should come here
and talk about it.
765
00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:01,556
I'm...
766
00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:05,477
scared.
767
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,561
I'm worried.
768
00:44:08,063 --> 00:44:11,399
I don't wanna lose my best friend.
769
00:44:11,483 --> 00:44:12,776
Oh.
770
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:15,237
That is really very lovely of you, Peter.
771
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,114
Thank you for sharing
the journey of your...
772
00:44:20,075 --> 00:44:21,368
battle.
773
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:23,745
All right, Richard.
774
00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:26,414
Whenever you're ready.
775
00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:29,376
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not doing this. No, no.
776
00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:32,254
- Come on.
- I have nothing to say.
777
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,005
- It's good for you.
- Uh, well, um...
778
00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:35,566
Why don't you start with your diagnosis?
779
00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:38,301
- Mm-hm.
- Uh, I'd rather not.
780
00:44:38,385 --> 00:44:43,014
I'd actually prefer to leave this place
because the lighting is poor down here,
781
00:44:43,098 --> 00:44:45,433
and it smells like urinal cakes
and sugar cookies.
782
00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:46,893
Uh, well, you find that if you...
783
00:44:46,977 --> 00:44:48,371
If you start with your diagnosis...
784
00:44:48,395 --> 00:44:50,355
I think that you're gonna find
that I already know
785
00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:52,816
that I disagree with whatever
you're about to say.
786
00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:54,317
Peter, let's go.
787
00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:55,694
You gave it an honest shot.
788
00:44:57,362 --> 00:45:01,074
Would anyone else like to go
and grab a drink,
789
00:45:01,157 --> 00:45:03,451
and escape this emotional circle jerk?
790
00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:05,996
What about you?
791
00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:07,581
You might need a drink or two.
792
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:12,460
- Richard, I... I've got cancer.
- So do I.
793
00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:16,423
Well, best of luck
with your impending deaths.
794
00:45:16,506 --> 00:45:18,300
- Yeah, you, too.
- Thank you.
795
00:45:20,010 --> 00:45:23,263
Oh, Richard, you got to stay.
Uh, I wanna help you.
796
00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:24,556
Peter, no.
797
00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:26,892
I'd die here,
798
00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:30,395
and my corpse is nothing more
than a breeding ground for ticks.
799
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:32,898
Plus, this way,
800
00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:35,901
I get to collect my salary
until the bitter end.
801
00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:37,903
Uh-huh.
802
00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:39,195
Maybe even after,
803
00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:43,992
depending on how quickly it takes them
to find my, uh... body.
804
00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:46,953
Oh.
805
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,753
I have to leave for, uh...
806
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:57,923
for Olivia's sake.
807
00:45:58,006 --> 00:45:59,174
No.
808
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:01,009
Oh, no, no, come on. Listen.
809
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,595
- Uh, yeah.
- All right. I'm gonna...
810
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:07,223
- I am so sorry.
- I know.
811
00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:12,938
My friend.
812
00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,776
Oh, Richard.
813
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,946
- Listen to me.
- Yeah.
814
00:46:21,029 --> 00:46:23,573
I think it's time to call a cab.
815
00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:25,325
- No. I don't...
- Yeah.
816
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:31,414
Peter, you know they're talking about us.
817
00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:36,169
Hi.
818
00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,672
Hello, Professor Brown.
819
00:46:38,755 --> 00:46:40,590
- Hey, Claire.
- What are you doing here?
820
00:46:40,674 --> 00:46:42,467
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.
821
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,844
This is Claire, uh...
This is Claire and this is Peter.
822
00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:45,929
- Hi.
- Nice to see you.
823
00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:48,765
She's, in fact, the niece of Henry Wright.
824
00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:51,059
Henry, Henry? Oh, how wonderful.
825
00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:52,811
That's great, good to meet you.
826
00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:55,313
You don't have to say that shit
because she despises him
827
00:46:55,397 --> 00:46:57,291
- as much as we do.
- Don't say things like that.
828
00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:59,859
He's all right, Henry Wright.
829
00:46:59,943 --> 00:47:03,113
He's perfectly right.
830
00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:04,739
I'll have another three please.
831
00:47:04,823 --> 00:47:06,950
- No, I don't want go.
- No, no, you're...
832
00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:09,077
- I'm having fun.
- You're behaving like a troll.
833
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,161
We got to go.
834
00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:14,874
Has anyone ever told you
that you're beautiful?
835
00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:16,501
Thank you, Peter.
836
00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:18,336
Good boy.
837
00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:21,673
Okay. That's it. Okay.
Get in the car. Just get...
838
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,049
Ow!
839
00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:25,677
Hey, can I, uh, buy you a nightcap?
840
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,178
Nightcap?
841
00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:29,889
Hmm. Barbara's gonna kill me.
842
00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:31,850
Would you be disappointed if I say no?
843
00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:34,019
- Was it a Mini Cooper?
- Yes.
844
00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:37,063
- Good night, Peter.
- Night.
845
00:47:37,147 --> 00:47:38,898
- Richard?
- Yeah.
846
00:47:38,982 --> 00:47:40,400
Love you.
847
00:47:41,401 --> 00:47:43,653
I'd like to say
how much I admire your bravery.
848
00:47:44,988 --> 00:47:46,239
Bravery for what?
849
00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:50,785
For being who you are.
850
00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:55,123
And doing so unflinchingly.
851
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:57,417
That's not bravery, that's apathy.
852
00:48:00,754 --> 00:48:01,755
No, it's not.
853
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:08,094
I'm gonna go put on some music.
854
00:48:47,175 --> 00:48:50,261
Are you all right?
855
00:48:50,345 --> 00:48:52,388
♪ Never had no one r
856
00:48:52,472 --> 00:48:53,723
Um...
857
00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:56,351
No.
858
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,521
No, I'm not.
859
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:06,778
Igotcancen.
860
00:49:09,114 --> 00:49:11,282
It's all right.
Everyone my age has cancer.
861
00:49:13,827 --> 00:49:17,038
For some reason,
it just never really kind of
862
00:49:17,122 --> 00:49:21,251
hit until... HOW
863
00:49:21,334 --> 00:49:22,335
what it really means.
864
00:49:25,505 --> 00:49:27,340
You know, because I'm gonna die.
865
00:49:32,262 --> 00:49:34,556
I mean, I'm-I'm really gonna die.
866
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,812
- I'm sorry, Richard.
- Oh.
867
00:49:43,231 --> 00:49:46,484
Do me a favor, please keep
that between us, yeah?
868
00:49:46,568 --> 00:49:48,194
Okay.
869
00:49:48,278 --> 00:49:51,406
You're the only person I've ever told,
outside of Peter.
870
00:49:54,576 --> 00:49:56,452
♪ Never had no one... X
871
00:49:56,536 --> 00:49:59,080
I haven't even told
my wife and daughter yet.
872
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:05,503
Come dance with me.
873
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:08,506
Dance?
874
00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:13,052
I don't dance.
875
00:50:14,095 --> 00:50:15,346
Dance tonight.
876
00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:17,432
Okay.
877
00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:26,649
XAndlX
878
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:34,490
♪ In times of trouble r
879
00:50:37,869 --> 00:50:39,287
What do I do now?
880
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,665
♪ And now S
881
00:50:42,749 --> 00:50:45,710
♪ I'm so much stronger 4'
882
00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:47,295
Is this it?
883
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:48,379
Mm-hm.
884
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,673
Well, okay.
885
00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:53,885
- J' Your love is blue J'
- Is this so bad?
886
00:50:57,722 --> 00:50:58,973
Um...
887
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:01,726
No.
888
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:04,479
No, this is actually quite nice.
889
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,023
♪ When trouble overtakes you I'
890
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,693
♪ You better check again X
891
00:51:12,612 --> 00:51:15,740
♪ But now my days gotten brighter a'
892
00:51:17,492 --> 00:51:19,702
- J' And I can see the light... J'
- Richard?
893
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:22,830
Richard.
894
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,919
_ Help. Hey, hey, hey.
895
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,087
Help!
896
00:51:40,056 --> 00:51:42,225
Oh, Jesus Christ, Richard.
897
00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,935
What the hell happened?
898
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:46,896
I'm all right, just calm down. Don't...
899
00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:48,773
Everything's fine, I'm all right.
900
00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:50,191
I didn't die. I'm good.
901
00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:53,945
Well, who's that?
902
00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:55,405
That's Santiago.
903
00:51:55,488 --> 00:51:57,365
Who's Santiago?
904
00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,741
He's my gardener.
905
00:51:58,825 --> 00:52:00,702
What's your gardener doing here?
906
00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,870
He's my emergency contact.
907
00:52:02,954 --> 00:52:04,330
Christ, Richard.
908
00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:21,723
Um, can we have a word
in private please?
909
00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:23,850
No, that's fine,
he doesn't speak any English.
910
00:52:23,933 --> 00:52:25,018
Watch this.
911
00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:27,729
Santiago, what day is it?
912
00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:30,356
See?
913
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,691
Pancakes.
914
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:35,903
Yes, Lauren Bacall.
915
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:39,866
Talk. What do you want to say? It's fine.
916
00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:44,203
Richard, you've got to clean up your act.
917
00:52:44,287 --> 00:52:47,540
Yeah. I fucked up.
I'll slow down the candy.
918
00:52:47,623 --> 00:52:50,710
And I'll go green for a bit, okay?
919
00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:53,046
- Smoking grass?
- Marijuana, yeah.
920
00:52:53,129 --> 00:52:54,881
Oh, and where are you getting it?
921
00:52:54,964 --> 00:52:56,716
Student of mine. His name's Danny.
922
00:52:57,842 --> 00:53:00,136
Really good kid,
very, very, very smart kid.
923
00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:06,267
Look, I don't want you
924
00:53:07,268 --> 00:53:10,355
dying over something
as infantile as an overdose, okay?
925
00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:14,567
- I'm gonna get allowed.
- Oh.
926
00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,819
Oh, you'll catch something
in the hospital.
927
00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:18,488
Oh.
928
00:53:18,571 --> 00:53:21,949
Oh, okay. Well, I'll-I'll see you back on,
uh, on the campus.
929
00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:23,034
Yeah.
930
00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:25,244
I'll see you back on campus.
931
00:53:25,328 --> 00:53:28,748
Yeah, you said, just go, Pete.
Thanks for coming by.
932
00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:31,834
Yeah, you're looking good,
you're looking good.
933
00:53:41,177 --> 00:53:42,303
Do I look sick to you?
934
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,099
You're in a hospital bed, Richard.
935
00:53:58,778 --> 00:54:00,458
You want to say where you were last night?
936
00:54:01,864 --> 00:54:03,699
Not really.
937
00:54:03,783 --> 00:54:06,244
We had a deal for Olivia.
938
00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:09,664
I know.
939
00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:12,500
I'm sorry.
940
00:54:19,841 --> 00:54:20,842
Are you okay?
941
00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:24,303
It's just my back.
942
00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:43,781
Richard?
943
00:54:43,865 --> 00:54:45,116
Yes?
944
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,994
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't hear you answer.
945
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:51,372
Uh, it's Carol, Henry's secretary.
946
00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:55,209
Uh, Richard, Henry would like
to have a word with you.
947
00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:58,254
- Vvhen?
- Now.
948
00:54:58,337 --> 00:54:59,839
Tell him I'm busy.
949
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:02,675
He says the matter
is rather urgent.
950
00:55:02,758 --> 00:55:05,261
Tell him I'm urgently busy.
951
00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:06,345
Richard.
952
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:08,848
Yes?
953
00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:12,685
He's ready to see you now.
954
00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:36,417
Tell me, Richard, do you like fish?
955
00:55:36,501 --> 00:55:37,627
No.
956
00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:41,047
I mean to eat sometimes,
but outside of that, no. No, I don't.
957
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:44,509
I believe men could learn a lot from fish.
958
00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:46,469
That's the most asinine thing
I've ever heard.
959
00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:49,472
Why don't we just cut to the chase?
960
00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:50,973
All right.
961
00:55:52,475 --> 00:55:54,977
We need to talk about certain allegations
962
00:55:55,061 --> 00:55:56,437
that have come to my attention.
963
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:59,774
Some of which are serious.
964
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,567
Don't even start.
965
00:56:01,651 --> 00:56:02,985
Excuse me?
966
00:56:03,069 --> 00:56:04,987
I know you heard what I said.
967
00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:07,674
You're simply saying that for effect.
Do you want me to repeat myself?
968
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:08,699
I won't.
969
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,577
I am chancellor of this university.
970
00:56:11,661 --> 00:56:14,705
I couldn't give a fucking rat's balls
971
00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:16,165
who the fuck you are.
972
00:56:16,249 --> 00:56:19,627
I have tenure, and furthermore,
973
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:23,548
you're in no position of power
when it comes to the two of us.
974
00:56:23,631 --> 00:56:25,299
You're cheating on your wife, Henry.
975
00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:28,553
You're having an affair,
and not just any affair,
976
00:56:28,636 --> 00:56:33,182
but one with a wife
of a devoted faculty member.
977
00:56:33,266 --> 00:56:36,477
Specifically... mine.
978
00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:38,896
Not only that,
979
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:41,023
but you've allocated funds
980
00:56:41,107 --> 00:56:42,984
from a dwindling budget
981
00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,319
for granite erections
that you just littered
982
00:56:45,403 --> 00:56:47,238
throughout this entire campus.
983
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,701
And oddly enough,
they come from the woman
984
00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:54,078
that you're bird dogging on the side.
985
00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:55,663
Can you remind me
986
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:59,041
how much does one
of Veronica's works go for?
987
00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:04,505
Chancellor, I have mounted you
like a running stag,
988
00:57:04,589 --> 00:57:07,425
and I am pumping away at you,
989
00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:09,594
like a savage,
990
00:57:09,677 --> 00:57:12,263
and you know it.
991
00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:16,017
Now...
992
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,853
I'm gonna take it
that my request for sabbatical
993
00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,187
has been accepted.
994
00:57:56,057 --> 00:57:58,476
Don't look so enthusiastic.
995
00:57:58,559 --> 00:57:59,852
Why would I?
996
00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:02,271
Well, for one, it's gonna be catered.
997
00:58:03,314 --> 00:58:06,525
All Barbara ever talks about
is how well traveled she is.
998
00:58:06,609 --> 00:58:08,527
Well, what else would she talk about?
999
00:58:08,611 --> 00:58:09,612
Thank you, dear.
1000
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,366
The air...
1001
00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:16,577
in Ibiza...
1002
00:58:16,661 --> 00:58:18,371
There's really nothing like it.
1003
00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:21,791
I'm getting mistyjust thinking about it.
1004
00:58:21,874 --> 00:58:23,769
Peter, put our agent in touch
with them, all right?
1005
00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:26,671
Yes, of course. Yes, I'd be happy to.
1006
00:58:26,754 --> 00:58:28,464
Richard?
1007
00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:31,212
Richard, what's the matter?
1008
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:34,512
Uh, darling, let him be.
1009
00:58:34,595 --> 00:58:36,847
Anyway, as I was saying,
1010
00:58:36,931 --> 00:58:38,474
- Ibiza...
- Are you all right?
1011
00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:40,851
- You won't regret it.
- I'm more than all right.
1012
00:58:40,935 --> 00:58:42,520
- You can't.
- I'm perfect.
1013
00:58:42,603 --> 00:58:44,897
I mean, unless you're mad.
1014
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:47,024
Am I right or what, Peter?
1015
00:58:47,108 --> 00:58:48,708
Oh, you're right, darling, you're right.
1016
00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:53,197
Does anybody else
have bones in the fish?
1017
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,532
We have something to celebrate.
1018
00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:57,201
What's that? You got cancer, too?
1019
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,537
No. I do not.
Why do you keep saying that?
1020
00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:02,707
Uh, my... throat is rather sore.
1021
00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:05,626
- Uh-oh, something in your throat?
- I think I should get it screened.
1022
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:07,002
- Maybe.
- Yeah. Yeah.
1023
00:59:07,086 --> 00:59:09,046
- Morocco.
- Yeah.
1024
00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:12,049
Uh, Richard, uh, no, no, no.
1025
00:59:12,133 --> 00:59:13,801
That'll only encourage her.
1026
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:15,803
We've noticed that it's allowed us
1027
00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:16,971
every time we've been
1028
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,931
to discover something new...
1029
00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:26,439
You, my friend, have been
awarded a sabbatical.
1030
00:59:26,522 --> 00:59:27,523
Thank you.
1031
00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:29,859
Henry Wright signed
the paperwork only last week.
1032
00:59:29,942 --> 00:59:32,820
- Excuse me.
- See, I told you.
1033
00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:33,988
What are you two doing?
1034
00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:36,282
Uh, we're discussing work.
1035
00:59:36,365 --> 00:59:39,827
- That's all.
- Peter, it's my birthday.
1036
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,455
Save it for another time and come mingle.
1037
00:59:42,538 --> 00:59:43,748
All right.
1038
00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:45,958
And don't close these doors.
1039
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:48,878
No, darling.
1040
00:59:48,961 --> 00:59:50,963
Anyway, Peter was petrified...
1041
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:53,090
Why the hell did we ever get married?
1042
01:00:04,602 --> 01:00:05,603
You Okay?
1043
01:00:07,021 --> 01:00:09,190
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine, babe.
1044
01:00:14,904 --> 01:00:15,905
Are you sure?
1045
01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:18,741
Yeah.
1046
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:24,497
Yeah. I'm gonna be fine.
1047
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,333
The person one loves at first
1048
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:30,127
is not the person one loves at last.
1049
01:00:30,211 --> 01:00:31,504
Love is not an end.
1050
01:00:31,587 --> 01:00:35,216
It's a process through which one person
attempts to know another.
1051
01:00:37,885 --> 01:00:38,886
That's it.
1052
01:00:39,887 --> 01:00:41,764
And in a word?
1053
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:45,726
In two words, deceptively simple.
1054
01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:48,229
Beautifully,
beautifully executed.
1055
01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:54,235
And it's a really nice way
to end the class with a little...
1056
01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:56,529
Kick in the ass.
1057
01:00:57,655 --> 01:00:58,948
So you get an.
1058
01:00:59,031 --> 01:01:01,742
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1059
01:01:01,826 --> 01:01:04,703
And I suppose the rest of you are waiting
1060
01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:08,749
for me to vomit out
some profound words of wisdom.
1061
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:10,209
Yeah, kind of.
1062
01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:12,545
Oh, thought you'd never ask.
1063
01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:15,756
Come here, give me a hand.
1064
01:01:17,132 --> 01:01:18,133
Thanks.
1065
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:23,305
Listen...
1066
01:01:23,389 --> 01:01:26,892
The world needs people like you.
1067
01:01:27,977 --> 01:01:31,480
The world is literally dying
for your kind.
1068
01:01:33,524 --> 01:01:36,360
Embrace that responsibility,
and you run with it.
1069
01:01:38,070 --> 01:01:40,531
Get out there, earn your keep. Give back.
1070
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,659
It's not gonna be easy.
1071
01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:44,743
Never gonna be easy.
1072
01:01:44,827 --> 01:01:46,412
For much of it, you'll stand alone,
1073
01:01:46,495 --> 01:01:48,789
but you've got to stand strong.
1074
01:01:50,291 --> 01:01:52,251
You know, I beg you
1075
01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:55,504
to not give into mediocrity,
1076
01:01:55,588 --> 01:01:57,548
like the other 98 percent of the world.
1077
01:01:58,966 --> 01:02:02,469
Because you would be doing yourselves
1078
01:02:02,553 --> 01:02:05,389
and the world a great disservice.
1079
01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:07,808
You're all too smart.
1080
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:11,478
You're too smart to let it go to waste.
1081
01:02:11,562 --> 01:02:14,815
And you've got one shot at this.
1082
01:02:14,899 --> 01:02:16,275
One fucking shot.
1083
01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:19,862
Don't let a moment of it slip by.
1084
01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:23,782
Grab it, snatch it up, make it yours.
1085
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,661
Celebrate every moment.
1086
01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:29,663
Celebrate every fucking breath.
1087
01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:36,629
I'm telling you, life... it's a birdsong.
1088
01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:48,599
Was that it?
1089
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:51,685
Yeah, I think... I think so, yeah.
1090
01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:54,229
Yeah, that's it.
1091
01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:24,134
Richard? Richard.
1092
01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:27,680
Oh, oh, Richard.
1093
01:03:27,763 --> 01:03:30,349
Oh, no, no, no.
Richard, are you all right?
1094
01:03:30,432 --> 01:03:32,226
Christ.
1095
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,019
- Angels.
- What?
1096
01:03:34,103 --> 01:03:37,523
I hear the angels, Peter. They're singing.
1097
01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:41,026
No, that's the...
That's the acapella group, Richard.
1098
01:03:41,110 --> 01:03:42,111
Here.
1099
01:03:43,195 --> 01:03:45,990
Why? Why do we have an acapella group?
1100
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:47,783
We've always had an acapella group.
1101
01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:51,036
Well, fuck them.
1102
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,621
Can you take me to the bells?
1103
01:03:52,705 --> 01:03:55,040
- What?
- I wanna see the bells.
1104
01:03:55,124 --> 01:03:57,209
- The bells?
- Yeah.
1105
01:03:57,292 --> 01:04:00,254
All right. All right. Come.
1106
01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:02,881
I'll get you some water first.
1107
01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:31,076
Peter.
1108
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,495
There are a lot of other
good places to sit...
1109
01:04:34,872 --> 01:04:35,998
in here.
1110
01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:38,208
Hmm, yes.
1111
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:40,002
Of course.
1112
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:41,086
Yeah.
1113
01:05:02,191 --> 01:05:03,442
Can you feel anything?
1114
01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:06,695
No.
1115
01:05:08,614 --> 01:05:10,991
But I enjoy the lighting.
1116
01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:12,910
\ figs'?
1117
01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:15,579
But that's all right.
1118
01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:23,587
Please, mother of God, help my friend...
1119
01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:24,950
Afraid it's starting to kick in.
1120
01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:28,842
Does it hurt?
1121
01:05:30,469 --> 01:05:32,137
Oh, fuck, yeah.
1122
01:05:32,221 --> 01:05:33,222
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1123
01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:35,766
I'll manage.
1124
01:05:39,228 --> 01:05:41,230
It's fine, Peter. We knew this was coming.
1125
01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:44,274
Yeah.
1126
01:05:46,652 --> 01:05:48,195
I mean, I look back on everything,
1127
01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:50,948
and it all somehow makes so much sense.
1128
01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:54,535
It's as though
it couldn't be any other way.
1129
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:02,960
Why's our soul broken?
1130
01:06:04,586 --> 01:06:05,587
Absurd.
1131
01:06:07,548 --> 01:06:08,549
Yet...
1132
01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:11,135
It's perfect.
1133
01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:16,431
And it's all so perfect
when you look at it.
1134
01:06:16,515 --> 01:06:17,766
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
1135
01:06:32,531 --> 01:06:34,283
It's gonna be hard to leave this place.
1136
01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:40,956
It's gonna be hard to say goodbye.
1137
01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:45,460
Richard, I'm gonna miss you.
1138
01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:50,007
I'm gonna miss you too, Peter.
If I'm able.
1139
01:06:52,593 --> 01:06:54,761
Fuck, I'm going to cry.
1140
01:06:54,845 --> 01:06:56,388
- No.
- Dear God.
1141
01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:58,098
Please.
1142
01:06:58,182 --> 01:06:59,725
Please don't do this. No, no, shh.
1143
01:06:59,808 --> 01:07:02,186
- Dammit.
- No, no, no. Listen.
1144
01:07:02,269 --> 01:07:04,104
I really prefer if you didn't cry.
1145
01:07:04,188 --> 01:07:06,773
Listen to me. We tried.
1146
01:07:06,857 --> 01:07:10,611
- Yes. Yes.
- Now let's go. Come on.
1147
01:07:10,694 --> 01:07:11,945
Come on.
1148
01:07:12,029 --> 01:07:14,114
Okay.
1149
01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:15,616
- I'm sorry.
- Come on.
1150
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:16,700
It's all right.
1151
01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:19,453
Come on, Peter.
1152
01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,207
Oh.
1153
01:07:30,214 --> 01:07:31,465
You're a good man, Richard.
1154
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,051
So are you, my friend.
1155
01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:37,554
Thank you for being so good to me.
1156
01:07:37,638 --> 01:07:40,724
I'm trying, Richard. I'm trying.
1157
01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:46,104
Isn't it strange
how natural this feels?
1158
01:07:46,188 --> 01:07:48,065
- Yeah.
- Two men
1159
01:07:48,148 --> 01:07:50,734
holding one another passionately
in a church.
1160
01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:54,446
Groping one another freely.
1161
01:07:56,865 --> 01:07:57,866
Yeah.
1162
01:07:57,950 --> 01:07:59,670
- Come on you, pervert.
- Oh, you're stupid.
1163
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:24,851
Hey.
1164
01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:27,562
Bye.
1165
01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:31,316
You're going out tonight?
1166
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,401
Yeah.
1167
01:08:33,694 --> 01:08:35,612
Okay.
1168
01:08:35,696 --> 01:08:36,780
You have fun, okay?
1169
01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:39,866
Yeah, you, too.
1170
01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:43,453
I'm not sure that's possible,
1171
01:08:43,537 --> 01:08:46,623
but I'm promising you that we will try.
1172
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,461
Go get 'em, kid.
1173
01:08:56,967 --> 01:08:57,968
Bye, Dad.
1174
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,443
Thank you so much
for coming, really.
1175
01:09:15,569 --> 01:09:19,281
Oh, oh, you get just lovelier every year.
1176
01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:23,535
Veronica, Richard. Our guest of honor.
So nice you could make it.
1177
01:09:23,618 --> 01:09:26,538
- Oh, we wouldn't miss it for the world.
- How do you do? Hi, I'm Richard.
1178
01:09:28,123 --> 01:09:29,958
Oh, okay.
1179
01:09:30,042 --> 01:09:31,460
That's a hell of a greeting.
1180
01:09:34,421 --> 01:09:37,299
I'm going to the bar.
1181
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,595
- Hi.
- Hi.
1182
01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:44,765
Peter and I have decided
to stay in this year,
1183
01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,850
and spend Christmas in Miami.
1184
01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:49,603
Oh, how fashionable.
1185
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,272
Donna, you weren't
at my birthday party. Why?
1186
01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:56,985
I've been so wanting to tell you
1187
01:09:57,069 --> 01:09:58,987
- that I mixed up the date.
- Oh.
1188
01:09:59,071 --> 01:10:01,531
Excuse me everyone,
if I could have your attention.
1189
01:10:01,615 --> 01:10:02,908
Dinner is to be served shortly,
1190
01:10:02,991 --> 01:10:04,618
so if you would be so kind
1191
01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:06,453
as to begin migrating to the dining room,
1192
01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:08,080
that would be much appreciated.
1193
01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:15,379
Veronica. You'll be right here next to me.
1194
01:10:15,462 --> 01:10:16,630
Richard.
1195
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,757
Uh, no, no, no.
Tight quarters, I'm afraid.
1196
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,080
He'll be somewhere in the back.
1197
01:10:26,515 --> 01:10:27,516
Hello, everyone.
1198
01:10:28,517 --> 01:10:32,396
Um, sorry, why isn't Richard
sitting at this table?
1199
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:35,148
I can assure you that there has been
a great deal of thought
1200
01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:37,192
that's gone into the seating arrangements.
1201
01:10:42,948 --> 01:10:44,116
What?
1202
01:10:44,199 --> 01:10:45,575
Dead, gone.
1203
01:10:45,659 --> 01:10:48,703
Oh, that's horrible. What was it?
1204
01:10:48,787 --> 01:10:51,039
Oh, melanoma, I'm afraid.
1205
01:10:51,123 --> 01:10:54,251
Oh. Oh, welcome, young man.
1206
01:10:55,877 --> 01:10:57,254
And the families?
1207
01:10:57,337 --> 01:10:58,755
Honestly?
1208
01:10:58,839 --> 01:11:00,882
- You don't wanna know.
- Oh, really?
1209
01:11:04,511 --> 01:11:06,096
While everyone's being served,
1210
01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:08,098
I just want to say a couple words.
1211
01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:10,350
On behalf of both myself
1212
01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:12,811
and my lovely wife, welcome.
1213
01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:14,396
It's an honor to have each
1214
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,356
and every one of you here tonight.
1215
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:17,607
Now, I know I'm not alone
1216
01:11:17,691 --> 01:11:19,818
when I say that this quarter
1217
01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:22,779
- may have been our very best.
- Mm.
1218
01:11:22,863 --> 01:11:27,534
And the opportunity to serve
as your president and chancellor
1219
01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:31,580
has been nothing short of humbling.
1220
01:11:32,998 --> 01:11:34,374
So thank you.
1221
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,460
I can only hope
1222
01:11:36,543 --> 01:11:39,171
to live up to the high standards
that you have set.
1223
01:11:39,254 --> 01:11:41,131
- You will.
- Cheers.
1224
01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:44,843
Now let us eat for the night is young.
1225
01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:51,516
- Oh, that was a lovely speech.
- Beautiful.
1226
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,310
Did you actually buy that shit, really?
1227
01:11:53,393 --> 01:11:56,188
Excuse me?
1228
01:11:56,271 --> 01:11:58,648
Are you in the communications department?
1229
01:12:27,928 --> 01:12:29,721
I have something
that I would like to say.
1230
01:12:32,474 --> 01:12:33,554
Could you stop playing that
1231
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,186
before I heave this knife
in your direction?
1232
01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:38,063
Thank you.
1233
01:12:38,146 --> 01:12:39,415
Young lady with the wine,
would you mind
1234
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:42,817
just standing right by my side
and never leave?
1235
01:12:42,901 --> 01:12:45,612
Because I have much to say
1236
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,822
- and many to toast.
- Oh, my God.
1237
01:12:47,906 --> 01:12:51,034
Those of you who do not know,
my name is Richard Brown.
1238
01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:53,119
Professor of English.
1239
01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:56,039
Oh, uh, cheers to me.
1240
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,041
Cheers.
1241
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,501
- Cheers.
- To Richard.
1242
01:13:00,961 --> 01:13:05,257
Henry Wright, on behalf
of every one of us here,
1243
01:13:05,340 --> 01:13:09,719
let me, please, express our gratitude
1244
01:13:09,803 --> 01:13:13,181
- for this finely forced evening.
- I'm sorry.
1245
01:13:13,265 --> 01:13:15,392
The commitment
that you have shown to the students,
1246
01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:17,811
faculty...
1247
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,521
even the wives of the faculty...
1248
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,567
is very, very impressive.
1249
01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:25,026
You've outdone yourself.
1250
01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:27,821
And it shows.
1251
01:13:28,822 --> 01:13:30,365
As far as I'm concerned,
1252
01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:33,076
three balls
1253
01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:35,328
- deserves three cheers.
- No.
1254
01:13:35,412 --> 01:13:38,290
All right, Richard, I think that's enough.
1255
01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:41,334
Henry, do not interrupt me
while I'm talking.
1256
01:13:41,418 --> 01:13:43,086
Particularly in front of so many people.
1257
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,505
- Do you understand?
- No, I don't understand.
1258
01:13:45,589 --> 01:13:47,799
- Yeah.
- Nobody has three testicles.
1259
01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:48,925
To Peter Matthew.
1260
01:13:49,009 --> 01:13:50,343
- Oh.
- Oh.
1261
01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:51,469
Got a shout out.
1262
01:13:52,679 --> 01:13:54,264
Your heart is truly one of gold.
1263
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,308
- It is.
- And this college
1264
01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:58,977
- is very lucky to have you.
- Hmm, that's true.
1265
01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:01,813
Of course, thank you for your hard work.
1266
01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:03,189
But most important,
1267
01:14:03,273 --> 01:14:06,860
thank you for being a true friend.
1268
01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:08,737
- Oh, to Peter, cheers.
- Cheers.
1269
01:14:08,820 --> 01:14:10,030
To Peter.
1270
01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:14,701
Also there are some parting words
that I feel like I owe.
1271
01:14:15,869 --> 01:14:17,704
Because this will be the last time
1272
01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:20,123
that I ever see any of you.
1273
01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:27,130
For not only have I been awarded
a sabbatical, um...
1274
01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:28,673
This is strange, Peter.
1275
01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:33,845
I'm gonna die.
1276
01:14:35,055 --> 01:14:36,890
Yeah.
1277
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:39,392
I'm gonna die.
1278
01:14:39,476 --> 01:14:43,063
And I'm gonna die much sooner
than I had imagined.
1279
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:46,816
Oh, my goodness.
1280
01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:50,403
I know, dear.
1281
01:14:50,487 --> 01:14:53,323
- What is he talking about?
- Shh.
1282
01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:56,284
So in preparing for what lies ahead,
1283
01:14:56,368 --> 01:15:00,580
I've come to realize
that for much of my life,
1284
01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:04,209
I've been mistaken
1285
01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:06,211
and I failed.
1286
01:15:06,294 --> 01:15:12,175
I failed not only
to comprehend my mortality,
1287
01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:13,578
but I've failed to appreciate it.
1288
01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:16,513
And as a result...
1289
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:21,643
I've failed to make the most of my life.
1290
01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:26,731
Veronica, you're one hell of a sport.
1291
01:15:26,815 --> 01:15:29,567
You are a very worthy adversary.
1292
01:15:30,819 --> 01:15:33,154
Proud...
1293
01:15:33,238 --> 01:15:35,281
to have been able to call you my wife.
1294
01:15:36,408 --> 01:15:40,704
Because life without you
would've been, uh, far less rich.
1295
01:15:40,787 --> 01:15:42,122
And for that I thank you.
1296
01:15:44,666 --> 01:15:47,210
For whatever it's worth...
1297
01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:53,341
I love you.
1298
01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:55,927
Deeply-
1299
01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:57,011
I know.
1300
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:05,311
We've turned our backs
on the most important duty
1301
01:16:05,395 --> 01:16:07,480
that we possess:
1302
01:16:07,564 --> 01:16:10,483
To live a life
that is rich in experience.
1303
01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:15,321
That's of our own independent choosing.
1304
01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:19,242
Seize your fucking existence, folks.
1305
01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:22,579
Why don't we make death
our closest fucking companion,
1306
01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:26,958
so that we can finally have a second,
1307
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:31,463
a millisecond, to appreciate
that little bit of time that we have left.
1308
01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:34,799
And most important of all,
1309
01:16:34,883 --> 01:16:39,304
let us live well,
so that we may fucking die well.
1310
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:43,558
Because we've never been
so close to death
1311
01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:45,018
than this very moment.
1312
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,520
Cheers.
1313
01:16:57,197 --> 01:16:59,032
Dammit, Richard.
Those are crystal.
1314
01:17:21,012 --> 01:17:23,890
I'm so sorry
that you had to find out like that,
1315
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:26,100
and I just didn't...
1316
01:17:26,184 --> 01:17:28,311
I mean, I honestly didn't know
how to tell you.
1317
01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:29,395
I was scared.
1318
01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:33,942
What are you gonna do?
1319
01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:37,362
I'm gonna leave, sweetheart.
1320
01:17:38,905 --> 01:17:40,532
That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
1321
01:17:48,957 --> 01:17:52,043
Please, try and find some happiness.
1322
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:54,963
I'm working on it.
1323
01:17:56,089 --> 01:17:57,090
I know you will.
1324
01:18:01,803 --> 01:18:03,137
Goodbye, Richard.
1325
01:18:25,368 --> 01:18:26,494
Goodbye, Veronica.
1326
01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:30,456
Bye.
1327
01:19:07,535 --> 01:19:08,536
Olivia?
1328
01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:11,456
What are you doing home, baby?
1329
01:19:12,707 --> 01:19:14,375
Taylor broke up with me.
1330
01:19:14,459 --> 01:19:17,253
- What?
- She cheated on me
1331
01:19:17,337 --> 01:19:20,798
with Nathan Runnings.
1332
01:19:20,882 --> 01:19:22,216
Professor Runnings' kid?
1333
01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:25,678
Mm-hm.
1334
01:19:29,223 --> 01:19:31,267
Listen. Hey.
1335
01:19:34,854 --> 01:19:36,564
Come on, babe. Come here.
1336
01:19:36,648 --> 01:19:37,649
Come here.
1337
01:19:40,652 --> 01:19:42,612
Don't worry, sweetheart.
You're gonna be fine.
1338
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:48,409
The world's full of women
looking for someone to love.
1339
01:19:48,493 --> 01:19:50,870
There's gonna be somebody
who deserves you.
1340
01:19:53,581 --> 01:19:56,542
- What will you have?
- I don't care.
1341
01:19:57,961 --> 01:20:00,755
Well, when a man loses a woman,
1342
01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:03,758
it's, uh, typically whiskey he drinks.
1343
01:20:06,719 --> 01:20:09,013
So...
1344
01:20:09,097 --> 01:20:13,309
I'm kind of assuming that, um...
1345
01:20:13,393 --> 01:20:14,852
a lesbian would do the same.
1346
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,413
Here's to your future.
1347
01:20:33,496 --> 01:20:36,416
To your bright, bright future.
1348
01:20:38,126 --> 01:20:40,294
To Taylor rotting in hell.
1349
01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:41,504
And yes,
1350
01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:42,839
to Taylor rotting in hell.
1351
01:20:44,007 --> 01:20:45,008
Cheers.
1352
01:20:57,979 --> 01:20:59,439
I'm so proud of you.
1353
01:21:02,984 --> 01:21:03,985
Why?
1354
01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:10,950
Because you possess everything
1355
01:21:11,034 --> 01:21:16,289
that a father could ever want
in a daughter and more.
1356
01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:18,624
So much more.
1357
01:21:28,051 --> 01:21:29,052
Dad.
1358
01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:31,888
Yeah, baby?
1359
01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:38,311
Are you okay?
1360
01:21:46,778 --> 01:21:48,029
I'm sick, Olivia.
1361
01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:51,282
I'm sick.
1362
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:58,539
Are you gonna be okay?
1363
01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,381
No.
1364
01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:13,387
It's all right.
1365
01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:14,722
It's all right.
1366
01:22:16,516 --> 01:22:17,556
You're gonna be all right.
1367
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:19,227
Do you hear me?
1368
01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:22,271
You're gonna be great.
1369
01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:27,693
Um...
1370
01:22:31,906 --> 01:22:33,783
I'm gonna need to go away
for a little bit.
1371
01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:37,411
Where are you going?
1372
01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:40,248
I don't really know.
1373
01:22:43,835 --> 01:22:45,670
I just got some things
I got to figure out.
1374
01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:54,220
Um...
1375
01:23:13,364 --> 01:23:16,492
Hey, I love you so much, my girl.
1376
01:23:18,411 --> 01:23:19,495
I love you, too.
1377
01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:23,833
You stay on this path of yours.
1378
01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:26,335
You hear me?
1379
01:23:26,419 --> 01:23:28,504
You stay on this path that's yours.
1380
01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:31,966
You're doing it right, kid.
1381
01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:45,897
I'm gonna miss you so much.
1382
01:23:49,066 --> 01:23:50,067
I love you.
1383
01:23:51,277 --> 01:23:54,322
Jibbles, let's hit the road.
1384
01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:11,797
Here, Jibbles.
1385
01:24:13,132 --> 01:24:14,133
Good boy.
1386
01:24:21,933 --> 01:24:24,518
You make sure your mom
takes good care of you, huh?
1387
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:28,940
I can take care of myself.
1388
01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:35,571
I have no doubt about that, kid.
1389
01:26:37,443 --> 01:26:38,444
I'm sorry, Jibbles.
1390
01:27:37,336 --> 01:27:42,133
♪ It's the little things E
1391
01:27:42,216 --> 01:27:45,886
♪ How one look from you a'
1392
01:27:45,970 --> 01:27:50,099
♪ And the sun comes out a'
1393
01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:56,188
♪ And the rains fighting through S
1394
01:27:56,272 --> 01:28:00,776
♪ Yes, it's the little things you do a'
1395
01:28:00,860 --> 01:28:03,279
♪ It's the little things E
1396
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:08,200
♪ That make my world A'
1397
01:28:13,706 --> 01:28:16,500
♪ You're a miracle S
1398
01:28:16,584 --> 01:28:20,129
♪ Make time stand still A'
1399
01:28:20,212 --> 01:28:23,883
♪ In this moment S
1400
01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:28,804
♪ Oh, you give me thrill 4'
1401
01:28:30,556 --> 01:28:34,894
♪ Yes, it's the little things you do a'
1402
01:28:34,977 --> 01:28:37,438
♪ It's the little things E
1403
01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:44,487
♪ That make my world A'
1404
01:28:47,406 --> 01:28:49,617
♪ Let me hold on A“
1405
01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:56,207
♪ To the good times in my life 4'
1406
01:28:56,290 --> 01:28:58,667
♪ So when I close my eyes a'
1407
01:28:58,751 --> 01:29:02,796
♪ I remember a'
1408
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:05,466
♪ All the little things X
1409
01:29:05,549 --> 01:29:07,843
♪ The little things 4'
1410
01:29:07,927 --> 01:29:12,306
♪ The little things 4'
1411
01:29:13,682 --> 01:29:16,894
♪ It's the way I feel a'
1412
01:29:16,977 --> 01:29:20,648
♪ When I look at you a'
1413
01:29:22,650 --> 01:29:25,277
♪ And I like that thing you do a'
1414
01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:30,783
♪ When you do what you do a'
1415
01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:35,162
♪ It's the little things you do A'
1416
01:29:35,246 --> 01:29:37,581
♪ It's the little things E
1417
01:29:37,665 --> 01:29:44,588
♪ That make my world A'