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[The Dandy Warhols'
"Little Drummer Boy"]

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♪ Come, they told me ♪

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♪ Pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

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♪ Our newborn King to see ♪

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♪ Pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

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♪ Our finest gifts to bring ♪

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♪ Pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

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Buying or selling?

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Browsing.

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Window shopping, if I'm
being completely honest.

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I just started my Christmas
shopping today, okay?

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Every year, I tell myself,
start in July,

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do a little bit each month...

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you'll be so happy when
the Yuletide rolls in.

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And I know what
you're thinking:

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tell us something about
the person you're shopping for.

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Do they have hobbies,
interests,

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fetishes...

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allergies.

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Well, here's the thing.

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I am not entirely sure
I want the gift

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to be stolen per se.

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No offense.

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See what I did there,
half-crackin'?

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I said "fence"

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'cause you're
the premiere fence

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on the West Coast.

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El Proveedor.

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Provedor?

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May I call you...

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Glenn?

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Who the hell wears a beard
over a beard?

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Who wears a beard-beard?

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Overachievers.

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That's who, Jack.

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Hook-beak!

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Double hook-beak.

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Finger.

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Hey, whoa, no.

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Easy, easy.

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You, put that gun down.
Put it down!

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Everyone. You. Put it down.

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[The Ramones'
"Merry Christmas"]

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♪ Merry Christmas, I don't
want to fight tonight ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas, I
don't want to fight tonight ♪

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♪ With you ♪

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♪ Where is Santa
at his sleigh? ♪

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♪ Tell me, why is it
always this way? ♪

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♪ Where is Rudolph?
Where is Blitzen? ♪

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♪ Baby, Merry Christmas ♪

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♪ Merry, merry,
merry Christmas ♪

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♪ All the children
are tucked in their beds ♪

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♪ Sugar-plum fairies
dancing in their heads ♪

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♪ I love you
and you love me ♪

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Oh, come on, let's go.

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♪ The way
it's got to be ♪

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♪ I loved you
from the start ♪

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♪ 'Cause Christmas
ain't the time ♪

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♪ For breaking each other's
hearts ♪

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♪ Where is Santa
at his sleigh? ♪

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♪ Tell me, why is it
always this way? ♪

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♪ Where is Rudolph?
Where is Blitzen? ♪

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♪ Baby, Merry Christmas ♪

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♪ Merry, merry,
merry Christmas ♪

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♪ All the children are
tucked in their beds ♪

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♪ Sugar-plum fairies
dancing in their heads ♪

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♪ Snowball fighting,
it's so exciting, baby ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ I love you,
and you love me ♪

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♪ And that's the way
it's got to be ♪

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♪ I loved you
from the start ♪

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♪ 'Cause Christmas ain't
the time for breaking ♪

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♪ Each other's hearts ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas,
I don't want to fight ♪

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♪ Tonight with you ♪

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Damn it.

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Guys. Gentlemen.

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Upon further review,
this is not my sack.

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My sack is... much smaller.

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So if you see my sack,

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would you do me a favor
and, uh...

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The problem for me is
Neil deGrasse Tyson

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gets as much wrong
as he gets right.

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I mean, I just don't appreciate
being talked down to,

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especially about astrophysics.

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Hawking is in the ballpark.

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He gets it half right.
He knows that.

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Do we have a security person?

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I'm gonna have to see
some ID...

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Ugh!

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I don't remember
giving you permission

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to borrow my Hagrid costume,
Shawn.

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Gus, eyes forward.

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These guys are armed.

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Taking cases
without me again?

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I have to take on cases
without you; you have a job.

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I gave the San Francisco
detective thing a chance.

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Eleven days, Gus.
We were here for eleven days

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before you got
a full-time gig.

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Look, how many times
do we have to do this?

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I need security.
Security!

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Hey, man. Is that sourdough?

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You know damn well
it's sourdough.

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Why don't you, uh, pass
half that sweet sandy

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under the table?

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You must be out
of your damn mind.

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Well, then will you
at least do me a solid

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and go pull the fire alarm?

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If I pull the fire alarm,

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people will evacuate
the whole building.

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Yes, Gus.
That's what I'm counting on.

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Okay.

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Excuse me, sir.

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You guys looking for a
transient with half a beard?

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He pushed his way up
to our elevator

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and broke my secret Santa gift.

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Would you mind taking your
business outside?

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He's in the elevator?

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Probably in the lobby
by now.

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Let's go.

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Burton?

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Can we have a word
in my office?

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Man...

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♪ In between the lines ♪

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♪ There's a lot of obscurity ♪

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♪ I'm not inclined to resign
to maturity ♪

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♪ If it's all right ♪

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♪ Then you're all wrong ♪

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♪ But why bounce around
to the same damn song ♪

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♪ You'd rather run when
you can't crawl ♪

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♪ I know, you know ♪

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♪ That I'm not
telling the truth ♪

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♪ I know, you know ♪

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♪ They just don't have
any proof ♪

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♪ Embrace the deception ♪

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♪ Learn how to bend ♪

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♪ Your worst inhibitions ♪

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♪ Tend to psych you out
ih the end ♪

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♪ It's Christmastime again ♪

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♪ That magical time of year ♪

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You do not want to know how
far I had to go to get this.

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- No.
- And to add insult to injury,

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they'd never even heard
of almond milk.

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- What?!
- Any of the nut milks.

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- Ugh.
- I know.

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- What'd I miss?
- We got eight.

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Hey, that's a solid
day of work.

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Yeah. Let's just pack it in.

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Soft pass?

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Or nine.
I got one more.

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Copy.
Just don't go alone.

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She went alone.

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Somebody cover her back.

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Kidding.
I'm on it.

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Dude, you literally made

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every obvious move
you could make.

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I say this with disappointment,

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because I was actually hoping
to get in some cardio today.

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I'm so sorry, Juliet.

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What the hell are you doing?

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I can explain.
Please let me go.

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Go.

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He got away?

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Yep.

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So he was just...

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transporting the goods from
the café to the alley here.

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- I guess so.
- That's what it looks like.

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Yeah.

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I'm absolutely dazzled

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by what you've done
with the place, Sammy.

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Problem is, you were not
supposed to be home yet,

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but I'm nothing if not
an improviser.

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Billy?

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Now let's be honest.

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I've never really looked
like a Billy.

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Call me the Duke.

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The Duke?

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Is this, uh,

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"Extreme Makeover:
Criminal Edition"?

181
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Looks good on you, though.

182
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Yeah.

183
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Um, in all fairness, though,

184
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there is something
you should know.

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My partner's adamant
about home security.

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If we're going to do this,

187
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then there's a fun fact you
should know about me, mate.

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I no longer work alone.

189
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Billy...

190
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Come on, there's no need
to escalate this.

191
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We can talk this through.

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You know I hate negotiation,
Samuel.

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- O'Hara?
- Hi.

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Um, I have a difficult,
private matter

195
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I need to talk to you about
outside of the office.

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Okay, sure.
Come on in.

197
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Thanks.

198
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Uh, just let me get Richard
off to the airport.

199
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Um... your husband's here?

200
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Well, yeah, why wouldn't
he be in our house?

201
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Oh, well, it's just in all
of the time I've known you,

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I've never actually...

203
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seen him.

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Really?

205
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- Oh, that's not right.
- Mmhmm, yeah.

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Just give me five minutes,

207
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and we'll ride in together.

208
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Please don't tell her.

209
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What choice do I have?

210
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You put me in
this position.

211
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What the hell are
you doing, Iris?

212
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,510
There are these girls.
They're awful.

213
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But they offered me a chance
to be a part of them.

214
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And I just had
to prove myself...

215
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You have to tell your mom.

216
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,274
You know they want to make
her the police commissioner.

217
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,486
This will ruin everything.

218
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,323
Okay. Here is what
you are going to do.

219
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,060
You are going to call me
every single day.

220
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,195
You are never to hang out
with those girls again,

221
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and should you find yourself
being bullied,

222
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you are going to text me
where you are,

223
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and I will rain hell
on the guilty party.

224
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Pinky swear?

225
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,205
Oh, look at you two.

226
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Best friends.
Slightly jealous.

227
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,142
Here.

228
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,943
- You ready?
- Mmhmm.

229
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,181
Okay.

230
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,585
Chief...

231
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,354
you know that thing I was
gonna talk to you about?

232
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,124
Y-you have a lot on
your plate right now,

233
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and it's really not
that important...

234
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Okay, just stop.

235
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:47,985
I think I know what
this is about,

236
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and it is important.

237
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,631
- Oh, God, you do?
- Of course I do.

238
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,234
But, you know, maybe...

239
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maybe marriage was never gonna
be the right choice for you.

240
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,238
What?

241
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,973
Oh, God, you know
I love Shawn.

242
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,209
And he is an extraordinary
person, but maybe

243
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,577
your goals and his goals were
just never gonna line up

244
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,879
in the end.

245
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,147
Oh, no.

246
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,648
Um, no.
This is not about me.

247
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,083
No, of course it's not, no.

248
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,985
It's about the both of you.

249
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,921
Okay, we are really
misunderstanding each other

250
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,055
right now.

251
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,179
Okay, but it's easy to notice

252
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,557
that you don't wear a ring.

253
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,661
Look, I am in no rush.

254
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,934
I just think the question is,

255
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,231
how long are you gonna wait?

256
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,101
I hope I'm wrong.

257
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,937
And I hope it's with Shawn.

258
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:30,971
Mm.

259
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,641
Sorry, yeah.

260
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,109
O'Hara.

261
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,614
The man who stole from me

262
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,051
entered the boat
right behind you.

263
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,254
Tell me how you know him.

264
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,589
I never seen him before.

265
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,093
I'm not foolish enough
to lie to you.

266
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,228
Hey, El, we found something
on the beard.

267
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,701
Find this man.

268
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,637
This Burton Guster.

269
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,997
It looks amazing,
doesn't it?

270
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,999
I just finished the addition.

271
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,233
I matched it exactly

272
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,424
with the 30th Anniversary
Blu-Ray.

273
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,136
- Of "Gremlins"?
- Cheers.

274
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,670
Shawn, we are eight feet
underground

275
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,339
at the end of an alley
in Chinatown.

276
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,975
Gus, don't be the comma
in Earth, Wind & Fire.

277
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,711
This is a glorious triumph,

278
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,469
especially considering all
the restrictions you gave me.

279
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,315
- Restrictions?
- Oh, let's see here:

280
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,217
cable car adjacent,

281
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,452
gotta be smelling distance
from Ghirardelli Square...

282
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,221
That's half the city
with my nose.

283
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,023
And we both know the
problem is the name.

284
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,691
You shut your drunk mouth.

285
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,393
That name is spun gold.

286
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,019
It literally looks like
a bunch of letters

287
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,030
pushed together.

288
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,099
psychphrancisco.

289
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,236
One word, all lowercase,
ph for the f.

290
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,471
What's not to understand, Gus?

291
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,140
If we're gonna get
walk-up traffic,

292
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,697
we need a business name
that makes sense.

293
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,027
And we can't keep
making additions

294
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,110
until we get more cases.

295
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,146
Gus.

296
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,459
I don't mean to talk
down to you,

297
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,182
but are you familiar
with the expression,

298
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,117
"you gotta spend money
to buy things"?

299
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,418
That's not at all
how it goes,

300
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,132
and you haven't heard it
both ways. What...

301
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:30,523
Immaterial, because we
already have a case.

302
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,792
A big one.
You should sit down.

303
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,694
- On what?
- The rickshaw.

304
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,265
Okay, listen.

305
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,133
Juliet's partner,
sweet Sam Sloane...

306
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,501
he's in the ICU.

307
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,214
He was attacked in
his own home last night.

308
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,804
He's barely hanging on, Gus.

309
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,296
We got to get down to
the hospital right away.

310
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,541
Oh, man.
And the police asked for us?

311
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,310
Since when do they
have to ask?

312
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,079
Gus, we show up, I do
a little of this.

313
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,236
Even less of that.
One of those.

314
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,414
The rest writes itself.

315
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,815
Shawn, you know
I can't do that.

316
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,288
I have to make all
my holiday bonuses

317
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,818
just to keep this
money pit afloat.

318
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,553
I figured you'd say
something like that.

319
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,555
Which is why I'm pitching this
to sweeten the pot:

320
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,091
as we drive across town,

321
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,493
we stop at every
single Cinnabon.

322
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,195
I'm listening.

323
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,829
We Pandora up
a Prince death tribute...

324
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,564
Shawn, you know Prince
isn't really dead.

325
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,855
And by the time we're
finished later tonight,

326
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,434
you're at the observatory

327
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,170
for the Starry Night
Telescope Viewing Party

328
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,438
on Mt. McCumber.

329
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,440
That telescope party
is tonight.

330
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,175
I hear it gets
wilder every year.

331
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,310
Not possible, Shawn.

332
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,811
Not possible.

333
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,779
We'll see about that,
won't we?

334
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,253
Oh, wow.

335
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,188
Sam has a lot of friends.

336
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,190
Everyone's head's down.
That can't be a good sign.

337
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,348
All right, everyone,
listen up.

338
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,193
- Uh-oh.
- Whoever did this

339
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,462
had Inspector Sloane's alarm
code, knew his schedule,

340
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,354
and shot him within a minute
of him entering his own house.

341
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,133
I can't see anything.

342
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,524
I see balloons over there.
He's probably...

343
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,591
We should've brought
a cake or something.

344
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,869
Is somebody here?

345
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,472
- Hello.
- Chief.

346
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,873
It's us, Chief.

347
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,375
- Yes.
- Uh, 'scuse us, guys.

348
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,310
I... I get it. It's unfair.

349
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,845
You were here first,
but it's just...

350
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,447
it's impossible to see
past you all,

351
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,614
'cause you're, like,

352
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,116
what are you feeding them?

353
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,617
What are you doing here?

354
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,886
Uh, we... uh, we just came
to pay our respects.

355
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,856
Oh, that's very nice of you.

356
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,224
You done yet?

357
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,227
I didn't realize there
was a time limit.

358
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,462
Please continue.

359
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,586
Okay, the only thing
that we know

360
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,830
that they were able to take

361
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,432
was Inspector Sloane's dongle.

362
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,923
- Oh, my God!
- It's not what you think.

363
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,535
It's exactly what
I think, Gus.

364
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,227
These people are monsters
and they must be stopped.

365
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,328
A dongle is
a security device.

366
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,639
Sure, for some people.

367
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,308
You stick it into
your computer.

368
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,399
Not my computer.
Not since high school.

369
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,877
Jules, back me up on this.

370
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,934
- Shawn, stop talking.
- All right.

371
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,246
This particular device

372
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,814
allows an officer to access

373
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,606
his or her confidential
San Francisco PD files.

374
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,252
It's the only way that you
can get into the system.

375
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,321
You knew this?

376
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,389
Okay. All right.

377
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,823
So this is different.

378
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,282
What you're saying
is a different thing.

379
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,260
My bad.
Please continue.

380
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,174
Okay, Inspector Sloane's
dongle was right-angled

381
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,197
and purple.

382
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,264
Ha, ha, ha.

383
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,532
Oh, my God.

384
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,567
Well, it's a little
silly, isn't it?

385
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,536
A word?

386
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,206
Outside.

387
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,274
Excuse us, guys.
Sorry.

388
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,875
Hey, hon, what's up?

389
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,434
- Why are you here?
- To offer our services.

390
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,912
He's here to offer
our services.

391
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,304
I'm about to go check out
some black holes.

392
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,515
That was a bad
choice of words.

393
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,317
Out of context,
I regretted it.

394
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,974
Sweetheart, this is Sam,
okay? He's family.

395
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,520
We're all in this thing
together.

396
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,711
Shawn, your offer is lovely,

397
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,955
but the answer is no,

398
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,424
and don't push me on this.

399
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,925
Go home, go now,

400
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,393
good-bye.

401
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,595
- Wow.
- What?

402
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,499
Mm-mm-mm.

403
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,268
Where the hell did
you get a waffle?

404
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,501
Don't worry about it, Shawn.

405
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,652
Dude, she's so hardcore.

406
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,450
Shawn, she's dealing
with a lot.

407
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,951
You need to give her
some space.

408
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,709
Now, listen, tonight's moon
is a waxing gibbous

409
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,421
and Venus is in retrograde.

410
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,746
So we need to be at that
telescope before...

411
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,880
Gus, I can't do this
with you right now.

412
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,359
Or ever, for that matter.

413
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,394
Psst.

414
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,995
Guys. Over here.

415
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,797
Nick Conforth?

416
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,599
Why are you hiding?

417
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,733
I don't like hospitals.

418
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,834
Then why are you at one?

419
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,470
In San Francisco, no less.

420
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,004
I came to see Sam.

421
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,006
I was his instructor
at the Academy.

422
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,675
He was one of my best.
We're still close.

423
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,999
So close that you're
hanging outside?

424
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,478
Juliet kicked me out.

425
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,612
Huh. Us too.

426
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,414
Ah, that's not a coincidence.

427
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,483
Listen, I don't know how
to tell you this,

428
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,518
but she's hiding something.

429
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,020
- Juliet, my Juliet?
- Nick, you sound paranoid.

430
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,845
Plus you're mixing horizontal
and vertical stripes.

431
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:23,946
While hiding behind
a reindeer and a menorah.

432
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,592
Hurts your credibility.

433
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,893
It's theologically
incongruous.

434
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,595
Look, Sam called me
yesterday.

435
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,919
He was adamant no one
could be trusted.

436
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,398
I said, what about
your partner?

437
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,832
He said, "Especially not her."

438
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,001
24 hours later, he's dead.

439
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,503
No, no, he's not dead.

440
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,004
Sorry. Survivor's remorse.

441
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,774
If this has anything to do
with my girlfriend...

442
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,643
- Fiancé.
- Fiancé,

443
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,476
you have to tell me everything
you know, Nick.

444
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,704
Sam said he kept getting
these calls

445
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,482
from the same burner number.

446
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,940
Something about
"the crimes of Juliet."

447
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,685
He'd narrowed it down
to a signal

448
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,076
that was pinged off of a tower
near Highway 18.

449
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,755
He was gonna check it out.

450
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,857
Next thing I know,
Sam's been killed.

451
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,526
- He's still breathing.
- Respirator.

452
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,594
Yes, sorry.
That's on me.

453
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,530
Guys, you know I still
have my issues.

454
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,998
I crumble like pie crust
in the field.

455
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,967
I saw you coming in here
and I thought

456
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,637
maybe, hopefully, you could
check it out, since I can't.

457
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,605
- No chance in hell.
- Absolutely.

458
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,741
Great. You guys are the best.

459
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,813
Go.
What did I just say, Shawn?

460
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,949
I don't know, something about
waxing Leeza Gibbons.

461
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,657
Shawn, we've been walking
for an hour.

462
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,460
There's nothing around
for miles.

463
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,830
Aha. What do you suppose
the range is

464
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,466
on that cell phone tower?

465
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,790
There's nothing here
but woods, pollen,

466
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,968
and fruit bats.

467
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,603
Ah, ah, ah, oh!
What's this?

468
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,472
Sunnyvale Mental Hospital.

469
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:48,508
Uh, no. I'm not going to
another insane asylum, Shawn.

470
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,876
The sun is starting
to go down,

471
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,501
and all the good telescopes
are gonna be gone.

472
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,802
Dues are gonna be
doing eye-sneezes

473
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,813
all over the equipment.

474
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,682
Man! All we have to do

475
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,806
is go to the front desk
and ask if there's a patient

476
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,551
with cell phone access.

477
00:21:58,585 --> 00:21:59,909
That's it!
Then we're off to Mt. McCumber

478
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,754
where you can suck it.
You suck it.

479
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,656
♪ Suck it,
suck it, suck it ♪

480
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,025
♪ Come on, son ♪

481
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,695
The hell is an eye-sneeze?

482
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,928
Don't act like
you don't know.

483
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,600
♪ Come on, son ♪

484
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,500
♪ Come on, son ♪

485
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,500
♪ Come on, son ♪

486
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,572
This is not the road, Shawn.

487
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,940
Well, it has to be the road,

488
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,875
because there are
no other roads.

489
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,648
What?

490
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,550
Dude.

491
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,708
It says this place has been
closed for two years.

492
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,019
- That's weird.
- Shawn,

493
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,621
we need to get out of here.

494
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,689
Gus, don't be
the tender sweetness

495
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,625
of a seasick crocodile.

496
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,629
We need...

497
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,831
to go in.

498
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,650
What is that?
I know you hear that.

499
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,952
What is that?

500
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,661
Oh, my God.

501
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:15,962
Are you playing Pokémon Go?

502
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,797
You know this is how
I manage my stress.

503
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,699
I'm trying to hatch
a ten-kilometer egg

504
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,190
and I'm pretty sure there might
be a Jigglypuff in there.

505
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,802
- Stop it.
- You stop it.

506
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:24,115
You stop it right now.
This is...

507
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,941
Gus, somebody tapped
into the power lines.

508
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,982
This used to be
the high-security ward.

509
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,017
That's why they built it
originally as a submarine.

510
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,952
It was never a submarine,
Shawn.

511
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,588
You don't know submarines.

512
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,981
I know you don't know.
I know that.

513
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,973
Bad idea, Shawn.
What do we think?

514
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:02,942
I say we slowly
start walking backwards

515
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,634
so we never take our eyes
off of whatever poltergeist

516
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,045
is making that glowing
over there,

517
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,914
and then, we'll be
out of the demon's reach.

518
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,716
We wind-sprint
back to the car.

519
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,140
I'll leave first because
my heart is the purest.

520
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,819
It's definitely the blackest.

521
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,687
My heart is not the...

522
00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:17,056
Dude, that sound
is not human.

523
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,827
Agree to agree.

524
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,243
Shawn, I don't care what
that light is over there.

525
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,316
There's no way we're gonna get
past that snapping...

526
00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,750
Gus, whatever got Sam attacked

527
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:44,841
is right around that corner.

528
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,653
And it's so serious that

529
00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,044
the bad guys have a guard dog
on a pogo stick

530
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,789
holding down the fort.

531
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,659
I need you to put on
your thinking helmet.

532
00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,794
- Man!
- I'll wait.

533
00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:59,298
Chin strap.

534
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,203
- You hear that?
- I don't hear anything, Shawn.

535
00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,007
Exactly.

536
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,809
The pooch is gone.

537
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,178
And there's no sign
of another human being.

538
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,981
The coast is clear.

539
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:19,251
Damn it, Gus, is there
no end to this?

540
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:29,829
Gus, wait a minute.

541
00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,766
That dog is a rescue.
I don't care!

542
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,224
It means the bad guys
who adopted him

543
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,803
trained him to be all ugly.

544
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,204
I still don't care, Shawn.

545
00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:40,907
- It means I can turn him.
- Into what?

546
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,975
Rescue dogs don't
have ugly hearts.

547
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:45,244
Shawn, there is no way
that dog doesn't eat your face.

548
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,946
Guys, don't be the C above
middle C

549
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,270
in "Those Endearing
Young Charms."

550
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,816
I have seen three
and a half episodes

551
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:50,917
of "The Dog Whisperer."

552
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,819
So?

553
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:54,286
What are you doing?

554
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,078
- I'm doing what he does.
- Why would he do that?

555
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:57,724
- Because it works.
- Will you stop it?

556
00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:58,881
You should take off
your helmet.

557
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,011
I'm pretty sure it's broken.

558
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,995
I got this.

559
00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:27,987
Hi.
Hi, buddy.

560
00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:32,959
Who's a good boy?

561
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:35,094
Who's a sweet boy?

562
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,396
Sit, sit.

563
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,101
Gus, Gus!

564
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,303
I'm going to lose.

565
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,406
What the hell is that?

566
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,308
Cherry Chipotle
Turkey Jerky.

567
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,943
You've had that
the whole time?!

568
00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,334
You know I'm
a nervous eater, Shawn.

569
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,146
Well, give it to me,
for the love of God!

570
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,905
What? You do realize this
stuff costs $19 an ounce?

571
00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:58,184
- I will pay you back!
- Come on, son.

572
00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:03,179
Try not to give him
the whole thing

573
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,213
if you don't have to, Shawn.

574
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,225
Look. Look what I have.

575
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,327
It's all for you, Damien.
No.

576
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,197
Shawn! It's not all for him!

577
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,100
Aw, man.
Gus, he likes it!

578
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,903
He likes it.
Come here.

579
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:19,405
Oh, come here. Oh.

580
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,107
Who has a heart full of love?

581
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,109
Did you like that jerky?

582
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,377
Oh, look, yeah.
Look at this, Gus.

583
00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,313
Get in here.
Sweet little man.

584
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:30,082
Thought he was getting adopted
by a family with a house

585
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:31,984
and a big backyard,
and he ends up here

586
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:34,253
in some haunted, abandoned
mental asylum.

587
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:35,945
And the next thing you know,
he's eating $56 worth

588
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,256
of organic jerky.

589
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,991
He doesn't deserve
a life like this.

590
00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,827
I feel the same way
sometimes, Shawn.

591
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,233
This is a bad idea, Shawn.

592
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,340
What the hell?

593
00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,975
Gus, whoever did this,

594
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,443
they have access
to the entirety

595
00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,211
of the San Francisco
Police Department.

596
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,480
Dude, Sam put his name
on his dongle.

597
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,072
First time that hasn't
been funny to me.

598
00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:04,050
- Eh...
- You're right.

599
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,385
It's not not-funny.

600
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,160
This is not good, Shawn.

601
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,095
This is all of Juliet's
personal information.

602
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,130
Surveillance photos...
they're spying on her.

603
00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,999
You think she might be next?

604
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,271
This document is called
"The Crimes of Juliet O'Hara."

605
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,106
- Oh, my God.
- I know.

606
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,330
That's a killer title
for a Hallmark movie.

607
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,942
Gus, don't be ridiculous.

608
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:31,477
Jules would never do
a Hallmark movie.

609
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,412
"There's a demon
amongst you"?

610
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,114
"She must be judged."

611
00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:36,348
What?

612
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,117
This manifesto basically
paints her

613
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,919
as Harvey Keitel
from "Cop Land."

614
00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,210
He had an above-ground pool,
Shawn.

615
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,022
Exactly.
None of this is true.

616
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,909
Anyone expecting a visitor?

617
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,013
Perimeter check, now.

618
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:09,181
Now!

619
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:11,440
When I say things,
I want you to do them.

620
00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,518
That's why I'm the boss,

621
00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:13,886
and you're my henchpeople.

622
00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:19,191
Gus, I got to go back inside.

623
00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:20,426
- What?
- I forgot something.

624
00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:21,928
I'm not going back
alone, Shawn!

625
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,352
- I'll meet you at the car.
- What?!

626
00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,197
Shawn!
Just stick to the road.

627
00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,867
Keep clear of the moors!
Beware of the moon, Gus!

628
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,509
Start the car!
Start the car!

629
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:39,045
Start the car! Start the car!

630
00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:46,052
Oh, my God,
what are you doing, Shawn?

631
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,609
I'm naming him Morrissey.
First name Steven.

632
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,255
I'm not leaving with
that thing, Shawn.

633
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,346
- Fine. I'll drive.
- Wh... argh!

634
00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:51,858
I got it! I got it!

635
00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,325
Don't touch that wheel!

636
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:54,927
Don't touch your wheel!

637
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,285
It's too late.
I already touched mine.

638
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,375
Ow!
I know what I'm doing.

639
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:58,965
Let me...

640
00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:01,367
- Watch out.
- Hold the dog back, Shawn!

641
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,903
You have a dog in the car.
Look, hands off.

642
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,404
Look what's happening now.

643
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,239
I got it.
I know what to do, Shawn.

644
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:09,876
I know what to do.
I got it, Shawn. I got it.

645
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,310
Are you familiar
with Einstein's

646
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:12,879
definition of insanity?

647
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:14,480
The dog is blocking
my mirror, Shawn.

648
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:16,382
Blocking... why are you
using a mirror?

649
00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:18,340
It's pitch black out here.
Your mama's pitch black.

650
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,585
We both wish
that were true.

651
00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:21,353
I don't know what
I mean by that.

652
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:22,989
Here we go, here we go.
I got it, Shawn.

653
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,456
Bang it out, bang it out.

654
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,258
Come on, Gus,
just bang it out.

655
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,017
Bang it out, bang it out,
bang it out, bang it out.

656
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,962
Bang it out, bang it out,
bang it out.

657
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,899
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You should have it on this one.

658
00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:35,367
Okay, one more.
Come on, come on.

659
00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:36,658
I can see it, the light
at the end of the tunnel!

660
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,305
Death to the world!

661
00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:43,475
I'm glad you could find
a few moments to rest.

662
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:44,944
Did you find anything?

663
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,379
I detected the scent
of black cherry,

664
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:49,415
with a slight hint of chipotle.

665
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,887
We've been compromised.

666
00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,989
So I'm gonna have to speed
things up a little.

667
00:30:57,023 --> 00:31:00,626
And Christmas, my friends,
is about to come a bit early.

668
00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,024
No, no, no, Chief!

669
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,625
Don't shoot him!
Don't shoot him!

670
00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:34,951
He's a gift! He's a gift
for you and the family!

671
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,662
Aww, Mr. Spencer?

672
00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,430
What are you doing
at my house

673
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:41,333
with an attack dog in
the middle of the night?

674
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,668
First of all, it's,
like, 9:00.

675
00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:44,703
What time do you go
to bed, Chief?

676
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,538
More importantly,

677
00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,407
we found Sam Sloane's
assailant.

678
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,966
He is at Sunnyvale
Psychiatric Hospital.

679
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,443
We saw him, or at least
his shadow,

680
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,079
and a couple other
scary shadows.

681
00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:55,547
It was terrifying.
Well, did he see you?

682
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,206
Of course not. I'm like
a wraith in a London fog.

683
00:31:57,216 --> 00:31:59,041
What about when you went
back and stole his dog?

684
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:02,021
- You stole this dog?
- No. We liberated it.

685
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,356
We liberated Morrissey,
didn't we? Yes, we did.

686
00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:06,625
And now he's yours.
Merry Christmas.

687
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,184
Do you have, like,
a crate or something,

688
00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:09,485
just until he gets over
this whole

689
00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:10,729
attacking strangers thing?

690
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,405
Why didn't that work for me?

691
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,739
'Cause you're
a dumbass, Shawn.

692
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,408
- Did you call O'Hara?
- Of course.

693
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,732
I've been calling her
and texting her.

694
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,044
She's not responding
to anything.

695
00:32:25,077 --> 00:32:26,578
Why do you think we're here?

696
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:27,769
You said to gift me
an attack dog.

697
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,081
Sure, but that's ancillary.

698
00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:30,172
Are you coming with us or not?

699
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:31,750
Yes, of course.

700
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,209
Great. Now, would you
watch a movie of the week

701
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,720
called "The Crimes
of Juliet O'Hara"?

702
00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,144
It's right up here, Chief.

703
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:40,592
Right through this...

704
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:48,500
Spanish Prisoner'd again.

705
00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:50,702
Chief, I swear.
You gotta believe us.

706
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:53,039
There was a whole bank
of monitors here,

707
00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,663
and they all had access
to your department's files.

708
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,108
Dude, they're back.

709
00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:57,476
Let's get out of here.

710
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,111
- Get out of here?
- Yes.

711
00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,569
Mr. Guster, this is
my first field action

712
00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,214
in two years.

713
00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:04,140
Do you have any idea what
the chief of police does?

714
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,651
Yeah, they cut
ribbons and stuff.

715
00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,119
Exactly.

716
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:08,487
It's awful.

717
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,757
So, if you'll excuse me,

718
00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,660
I am going to go
shoot some bad guys.

719
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,163
Come on.

720
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,732
Dude, what is the five-second
rule on...

721
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:23,669
Don't. Just don't.

722
00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,641
Freeze!

723
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,143
- O'Hara?
- Chief?

724
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,678
What are you doing here?

725
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:34,146
I came here to help
Shawn and Gus.

726
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,681
Jules, we didn't
report this.

727
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:38,050
No, but you ran over
45 traffic cones,

728
00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,451
tripped four
silent gate alarms,

729
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,842
and knocked over
a Cal-Trans trailer

730
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,454
while you were
speeding away.

731
00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:43,822
He was driving.

732
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,524
Okay, they believe that
Inspector Sloane

733
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,193
was attacked
because of you,

734
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,717
and that they found
some rambling manifesto

735
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,196
called "The Juliet
O'Hara Crimes."

736
00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:51,730
"The Crimes
of Juliet O'Hara."

737
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,832
It sounds like an NBC show
the way you say it.

738
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,201
Where is this manifesto?

739
00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:56,702
- It's gone.
- Jules,

740
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:58,637
I've been texting you
and calling you.

741
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,206
Where have you been?

742
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:01,730
I asked you guys not
to meddle in this case.

743
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,542
Please, just go home.

744
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,101
You know what? No.
I am done being nice.

745
00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,245
Go home!

746
00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,148
Please. No. No please.

747
00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,616
No please!
You know what?

748
00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:11,873
Just get out of here.
Go to your...

749
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,086
planetarium party.
Fine with me.

750
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,777
There's a telescope with
my right eye's name on it.

751
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,223
Yeah, fine.

752
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,592
Just be careful, huh?

753
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,329
Sweetheart.

754
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,564
Your right eye has a name?
D'Ontario.

755
00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:27,333
- What's the left eye?
- Lisa Lopes.

756
00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,601
- Walked right into that.
- You need to tighten it up.

757
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:34,240
Okay, what are the chances
that any of these dudes

758
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:35,741
know how a baby is made?

759
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,843
Hate all you want, Shawn.

760
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,211
But those who look
to the stars

761
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,147
are destined to find...

762
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,786
Oh, my gosh.
Whoa.

763
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:49,855
Okay, once and for all,

764
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:52,224
please explain the thumb
to nostril thing to me.

765
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:54,126
It's my battle cry, Shawn.

766
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,917
I'm gonna go over there
and make that woman mine.

767
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:58,330
It gives me the split second
I need to plan my approach.

768
00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:00,766
Sure.

769
00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,868
Wait... what is happening?

770
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,536
I don't know.

771
00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:06,162
It would appear that
she's coming this way.

772
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,229
Well, that's not right.
Do you know her?

773
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,640
Why would I know a woman

774
00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,166
in a "Nine Planet Solar System"
T-shirt?

775
00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:11,333
Well, I don't know her,
Shawn,

776
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,334
and she's ruining my approach.

777
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,812
I am the hunter. Me.

778
00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:14,870
Cheetahs don't wait
for gazelles

779
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,382
to hop into their mouth.

780
00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:17,639
Dude, I think you
might be the gazelle.

781
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:18,850
- He-dee-ho.
- Hello.

782
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:20,786
My name is Burton Guster,

783
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:22,388
and this is my partner,
White Privilege.

784
00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:24,923
- Eh, that's my bit.
- I'm Selene.

785
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,893
It means "moon."
Is that business card for me?

786
00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:30,362
You know it is.
Cell number's on the back.

787
00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:32,831
In pencil.

788
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,666
Wanna look?

789
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,836
I was hoping you'd never ask.

790
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:40,172
Well, that didn't
come out right.

791
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:47,813
Chief, I'm a good cop.

792
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,415
You're the best cop I have.

793
00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:51,683
I may have an idea
who did this,

794
00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:53,919
but I am the only one
who can fix it.

795
00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,321
I need to go it alone.

796
00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:56,922
The answer to that is no.

797
00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,790
I wish I could be more
forthcoming with you,

798
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:02,261
but Chief, I need you
to trust me.

799
00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,862
Please.

800
00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:08,300
You have 24 hours.

801
00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:09,968
If Sam wakes up,
I'll only need 12.

802
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,837
I'm going to the hospital.

803
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,782
That's where it would be,
planet number nine.

804
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,719
Obviously, if this telescope
were powerful enough.

805
00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:31,290
I hate to correct you,
but Pluto's way over there.

806
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:33,259
Why would I be
pointing it at Pluto?

807
00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:34,816
'Cause you're showing me
the ninth planet.

808
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:37,629
Yes. I'm showing you Eris.

809
00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:38,930
Eris?

810
00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:40,299
The dwarf planet?

811
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,770
Eris is stupid.

812
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:46,995
Pluto is, has been, and will
always be the ninth planet.

813
00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:49,241
Why would we make
Pluto a planet again?

814
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:51,910
We've already rectified
that mistake.

815
00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,979
"Mistake"?

816
00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:56,014
Hasn't Pluto been through
enough already?

817
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,449
Ohh...

818
00:36:57,483 --> 00:37:00,486
- Eris is bigger.
- By 15 miles.

819
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,988
By your logic, why don't we
make everything a planet?

820
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:04,890
Why don't we make
that Nativity Jesus a planet?

821
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,758
Why don't we make
your forehead a planet?

822
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,794
What?

823
00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:13,765
♪ Merry Christmas,
merry Christmas ♪

824
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,519
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year ♪

825
00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:19,805
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year ♪

826
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:22,808
♪ Merry Christmas,
merry Christmas ♪

827
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,913
Did I read that
situation incorrectly?

828
00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,284
Come on, son.

829
00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,787
We're leaving? Are you crazy?

830
00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:38,021
That's probably your best
chance ever at finding a wife!

831
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,798
Wheelchair to Admitting.

832
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:50,302
We need a wheelchair at
Admitting please.

833
00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:53,305
We need to clear
this area now, go.

834
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:33,017
I'm so sorry about the delay.

835
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,114
The forensic report
was right here,

836
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,739
and somehow, my new assistant
managed to lose it already.

837
00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:40,719
Found it!
Oh, false alarm.

838
00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:43,121
This is actually the new issue
of "Men's Health."

839
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,857
Wow, Ryan Reynolds
is more jacked than ever.

840
00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,859
You know, I used to be
a personal trainer.

841
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,127
Oh. Hi, Shawn.

842
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,136
Oh, my God.

843
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,939
Yeah. Woody, what are
you doing here?

844
00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:02,107
What? Don't look at me.

845
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,775
I can explain.

846
00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:06,144
Thank God Karen
and Butterfly here

847
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,614
have hearts the size
of Anchorage.

848
00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:09,915
I voted no.

849
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,785
She's so saucy.
I can't take it sometimes.

850
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,556
This is called an NBA hug.

851
00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:18,890
Let's call it one-and-done.

852
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:20,692
Copy that.

853
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:22,017
Seriously, man,
what the hell happened?

854
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,695
You were... you were
in Sacramento.

855
00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:25,731
You had season tickets
to the Kings.

856
00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:28,900
Yeah, I got the gig
as head medical examiner

857
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,636
for the State of California.

858
00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,671
Lassiter threw me a party
at Buca di Bepo.

859
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,606
I got a condo with
a Japanese bidet

860
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,042
in both bathrooms and a urinal
in the foyer.

861
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,645
Mm. Those were halcyon times.

862
00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:41,647
Then he got fired
for closing up a cadaver

863
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,882
with a chili dog
in the chest cavity.

864
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:46,785
Not... true.

865
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:48,620
Butterfly.

866
00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:50,111
I got fired for opening
the cadaver back up

867
00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:51,823
to retrieve the chili dog

868
00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:55,727
because I took a working lunch.
Ohh.

869
00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:57,095
- Wow.
- Yup.

870
00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:59,164
But hey, here we all are.

871
00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:00,966
It's like no time
has passed at all.

872
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,199
Look at you guys.
Look at me.

873
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,968
Editor's note:
I have hemorrhoids.

874
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,938
Thrombosis.
But they make pillows for that.

875
00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:09,140
Far be it for me to rain
on this reunion,

876
00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:10,842
but could you please
shed some light

877
00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:13,078
on the murder of my partner?

878
00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:15,647
Yes.

879
00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:17,683
I can tell you he was
asphyxiated.

880
00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:18,950
My guess is with a pillow.

881
00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,719
We're combing the body for DNA.

882
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,988
At this point, I can say
with 100% certainty...

883
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,156
Burton Guster?

884
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,658
What the...

885
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:32,130
So anyone can come in
to the morgue now.

886
00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,765
Cool.

887
00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:34,900
So weird.
What are the odds?

888
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,968
How have you been?

889
00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:38,704
Is that a dead body?

890
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:39,771
Yeah.

891
00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:41,640
Uh, so,

892
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,765
I was hoping to explain myself
from our date last night.

893
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,711
That wasn't a date.
That was an assault.

894
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:46,945
Do you work here?

895
00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:48,714
Ew, no.
This place is gross.

896
00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:49,871
But I did see
your cute Instagram post,

897
00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:51,049
and I thought I'd pop by.

898
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,818
You Instagrammed the morgue?

899
00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:53,842
I have followers
to think about, Shawn.

900
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,754
Excuse me.

901
00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,791
Who is this?

902
00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:01,249
That's the girl from
the telescope party.

903
00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:03,161
Oh, I'm so glad that
she's here with us.

904
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,131
- Okay, yeah...
- Shh.

905
00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:08,099
Listen. I'ma be honest
with you, Burton.

906
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:11,102
I am an ambitious woman with
a lot to do in my life.

907
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,938
I don't have time
to mess around.

908
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,091
I took your business card,
and I did my due diligence.

909
00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,942
I checked you out
on LinkedIn,

910
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,744
Classmates.com,
BlackPlanet...

911
00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:19,901
- BlackPlanet?
- I got a friend.

912
00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:21,279
The point is, you passed.

913
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,781
- Passed what?
- All of it.

914
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,215
All of it.

915
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:26,752
I choose you.
I choose you, Burton Guster.

916
00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:28,944
Is there a world in which I
walk you through what I was

917
00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,846
doing when you guys got here?
Please. I'm begging you.

918
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,758
All right, so...

919
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:34,950
wait, there... there's something
lodged in the stomach.

920
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,795
She's not great.

921
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:37,896
You don't even know me.

922
00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,230
I know all I need to know.

923
00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:41,166
You like the sky, your mother,
safecracking,

924
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,669
a bakery called
Boom Boom Boom Muffins.

925
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:44,936
That's all
on my business card.

926
00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,294
I know when you were
eight years old,

927
00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,973
you won a contest for
doing a comic strip

928
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:50,041
about an Egyptian dog
that became Pharaoh.

929
00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:52,177
You know about
Mesopotamian Pomeranian?

930
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:54,212
I wish I
would've known you then.

931
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:57,115
I bet you were a dead ringer
for Bud on "The Cosby Show."

932
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,786
Look, you can't
follow me around,

933
00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:02,788
research me, try to kiss me,

934
00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,724
sniff my head, make me
feel uncomfortable...

935
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:08,026
He's literally done all those
things since Thanksgiving.

936
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,228
He's getting Gussed.
No wonder he doesn't like it.

937
00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:12,831
And yes, maybe your lips
are warm and soft

938
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,800
and taste like caramel,

939
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,958
but those lips are wrapped in
an electric blanket of crazy

940
00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,203
set to medium-high,

941
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:19,360
and it doesn't
give you the right

942
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,807
to invade my private cone.

943
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,341
Hm. Completely fair.

944
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,811
- Hm.
- I will leave you my resume.

945
00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:26,878
Your resume?

946
00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,113
Yes... my romantic history,

947
00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:29,815
a few references.

948
00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:31,306
I think you'll see I
check out quite nicely,

949
00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:34,119
save possibly for a brief
dalliance with Lester Holt

950
00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:37,155
and a semi-public rock-out
with Wilmer Valderrama,

951
00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,957
but to be completely fair,

952
00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,191
it was all under the shirt

953
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,727
but over the bra.

954
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,094
Oh, and I also made you

955
00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,362
this fluffernutter sandwich.

956
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,799
Your mother said it
was your favorite.

957
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,367
So, there you have it.

958
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,903
I'm gonna keep this
fluffernutter sandwich,

959
00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,972
because I think it's rude
to waste food.

960
00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:55,741
I will circle back with you

961
00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:57,365
once you've had a chance
to look over my materials.

962
00:42:57,375 --> 00:43:00,111
But in the meantime...

963
00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:01,913
get out!
What?

964
00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:04,349
You know, like the movie.

965
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,084
Okay, bye.

966
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:09,087
You know what?
I'm gonna go.

967
00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:14,926
Oh, well, this is new.

968
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:15,994
I know that dongle.

969
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:19,765
Let's hope it still works.

970
00:43:19,798 --> 00:43:23,034
Mine does not.
Not always.

971
00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:30,065
You should at least try
that sandwich, yeah?

972
00:43:30,075 --> 00:43:31,843
Get your own stalker, Shawn.

973
00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:34,813
Ugh.

974
00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:36,848
It's completely wiped.
Wait.

975
00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:38,984
There's one file added
after the wipe.

976
00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:49,895
I don't know what
to tell you, Gus.

977
00:43:49,928 --> 00:43:51,219
She took the file; she won't
show me the document.

978
00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:52,964
I'm freaking out.
I mean, what if I'm

979
00:43:52,998 --> 00:43:54,422
sleeping with Nick Nolte
from "Mulholland Falls"?

980
00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:56,267
Well, then you're
really getting

981
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,904
the short end of the stick,
"Mulholland Falls"-wise.

982
00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:05,243
You know, it's funny.

983
00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:06,912
When people steal from me,

984
00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:08,880
they tend to run
much farther away.

985
00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:10,248
All right, all right.

986
00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:11,883
Let's all be reasonable here.

987
00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:13,351
He didn't mean
to steal from you.

988
00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:15,186
He was just working a case.

989
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,355
A case?
Who do you work for?

990
00:44:19,124 --> 00:44:20,826
I can't tell you that.

991
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:22,994
Oh, boy. Shawn,
tell the man with the knife

992
00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:24,095
who the client is.

993
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,231
Ohhhh,

994
00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:28,099
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to invoke, uh,

995
00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:29,300
detective-client privilege.

996
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,336
Who's the damn client, Shawn?

997
00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,338
I...

998
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:34,940
it's me.

999
00:44:34,973 --> 00:44:36,341
It's me. I'm the client.

1000
00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:39,410
I am looking for
an engagement ring.

1001
00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:42,480
It's my ring, and it was stolen
from me while I was proposing.

1002
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,316
Are you kidding me?!

1003
00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:47,418
This guy... this guy right here...

1004
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:49,120
he has ruined our business

1005
00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:50,956
because he keeps searching
for this damn ring

1006
00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:52,123
that he's never gonna find!

1007
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:54,125
Not true, Gus!

1008
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,994
May I just...

1009
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,062
I'm telling you, Shawn,

1010
00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:58,429
that ring is cursed!

1011
00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:01,867
This ring is the opposite
of cursed.

1012
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,335
Here it is. And I cannot
get married without it, sir.

1013
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,104
- This ring is worthless.
- To you.

1014
00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:08,039
Sure. But to me,
it's everything.

1015
00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:09,474
You ever considered that

1016
00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:11,176
maybe you're just
using the ring

1017
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:14,079
as an excuse to cover
your fear of change?

1018
00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:16,081
Thank you.
That's exactly what...

1019
00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:21,086
- This isn't about you.
- Got it.

1020
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:22,387
Please continue.

1021
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,055
The ring was
my grandmother's.

1022
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,413
Right? It was supposed
to go to my dad,

1023
00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:27,025
But they often butted heads.

1024
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,116
On the night before
his wedding,

1025
00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:29,227
she pulls the ring back.

1026
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:30,261
So he had to scramble,

1027
00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:32,130
and he went into debt,

1028
00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:33,932
made a bunch of very poor
financial decisions

1029
00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:35,500
which ultimately resulted
in a divorce,

1030
00:45:35,533 --> 00:45:38,937
because he didn't
have that ring.

1031
00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:41,239
It's possible that I'm
editorializing,

1032
00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:43,374
but I'm not gonna make
the same mistake.

1033
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,478
Thank you for the answer.

1034
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:50,916
Kill them.

1035
00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,250
No, no! You can't kill us!

1036
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,152
You can't kill us!
We just bonded!

1037
00:45:54,185 --> 00:45:56,177
You and me, like gentlemen.
Business is business.

1038
00:45:56,187 --> 00:46:00,025
Plus, you now know that
my real name is Ted.

1039
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:03,428
Only because
you just told me.

1040
00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,186
I'm sorry about this,
but no one's going to miss

1041
00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:06,531
some lowly private detective.

1042
00:46:06,564 --> 00:46:09,500
Time out.
Lowly? No.

1043
00:46:09,534 --> 00:46:12,503
I'll have you know I am the
preeminent psychic detective

1044
00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:14,572
in this whole alley, Jack.

1045
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,441
Psychic?

1046
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:17,943
That's right.

1047
00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:19,277
Please, take a look.

1048
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,249
That's me, with the sweet hair.

1049
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,606
This makes no sense.
Why does a psychic

1050
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,218
operate in the shop
from "Gremlins"?

1051
00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:30,221
To potentially
meet Phoebe Cates.

1052
00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:35,360
Okay.

1053
00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:37,195
Read me.

1054
00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:39,097
Read you.

1055
00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,113
Covfefe.

1056
00:46:56,514 --> 00:46:58,383
You like knives.

1057
00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:00,986
You like kittens.

1058
00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:02,520
You like...

1059
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:05,290
Middle-aged... kittens.

1060
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:06,992
Mm-hmm. The past.

1061
00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:09,327
Anyone can read the past.

1062
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,528
I got the kittens right?

1063
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:13,398
Tell me the future.

1064
00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:15,266
Look.

1065
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,235
Gus, he has own Ta-rote cards.

1066
00:47:17,268 --> 00:47:18,503
Tarot cards.

1067
00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:20,205
He just carries them
around with him.

1068
00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:21,639
That's not scary at all.

1069
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,308
Shall we adjourn

1070
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,410
to the Mahjong Room?

1071
00:48:02,313 --> 00:48:04,549
The Merle of Haggard.

1072
00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,217
Merle of what?

1073
00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:09,054
He foretells
of a dangerous situation.

1074
00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:11,556
It involves both a curb

1075
00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,258
and a bus.

1076
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,665
I see a tax issue.
I don't pay taxes.

1077
00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:22,567
That's the issue.

1078
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,440
Sorry.

1079
00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:30,508
Forgive me.

1080
00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,543
You must lay off the salt.

1081
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,112
- Salt?
- Salt.

1082
00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:36,381
- Salt.
- Salt.

1083
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:37,615
Gus...

1084
00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:41,652
Okay. All right.

1085
00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:44,289
So you're not
gonna cleave us?

1086
00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:46,724
We'll see, won't we?

1087
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:13,184
Uh...

1088
00:49:13,218 --> 00:49:14,485
how we doing, babe?

1089
00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:16,354
Shawn, I owe you an apology.

1090
00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:18,389
I know I have been
acting strange

1091
00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:19,590
and icing you out,

1092
00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:21,526
but the truth is,

1093
00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:24,362
I'm scared, and I
need your help.

1094
00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:26,697
You had us at Shawn.

1095
00:49:26,731 --> 00:49:29,734
I used all of the cases
referenced in this manifesto

1096
00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,369
to create this board.

1097
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:33,371
It is every suspect
that went away

1098
00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:35,073
for every crime mentioned.

1099
00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:37,442
So these are the victims
of your supposed crimes?

1100
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:39,744
Yes. Now, I know,
what you're thinking.

1101
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:41,079
And here's the thing.

1102
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,515
It's true.

1103
00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:47,118
Look, every single one
of these dirtbags

1104
00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:48,686
is guilty as sin.

1105
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,089
But I have done some things

1106
00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:54,392
that I am not necessarily
proud of.

1107
00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:57,762
I've to pee since 2:00.

1108
00:49:57,795 --> 00:49:59,554
- Gus, it's 2:05.
- It doesn't matter, Shawn.

1109
00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:01,166
It does matter.
We stopped specifically

1110
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:02,523
on the way here so that
you could go pee.

1111
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,102
There was someone in there.

1112
00:50:04,135 --> 00:50:05,560
- There were 12 stalls.
- I don't care.

1113
00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:06,694
When are you gonna get
a handle on this

1114
00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:08,073
bashful black bladder thing?

1115
00:50:08,106 --> 00:50:09,440
You know what?
Do you, Shawn.

1116
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:12,810
I...

1117
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,745
I fudged the rules.

1118
00:50:14,779 --> 00:50:17,515
I skipped some protocols to put
these dirtbags away, Shawn.

1119
00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:20,085
And now I feel like Sam's blood
is on my hands,

1120
00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:21,786
and I have no one to blame
but myself.

1121
00:50:21,819 --> 00:50:22,787
Hey, hey, hey.

1122
00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:25,223
I love these hands.

1123
00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:27,525
Especially the right one,
because that's the one

1124
00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:28,793
I generally hold.

1125
00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:30,061
I...

1126
00:50:30,095 --> 00:50:31,496
I like to walk on the left.

1127
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,587
You do like to walk
on the left.

1128
00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:33,664
You're a leftie walker.

1129
00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:35,533
They call that southfoot.

1130
00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,168
- I'm a southfoot.
- You're a southfoot.

1131
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:39,070
Look, you have watched me

1132
00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:40,738
lie and cheat and steal

1133
00:50:40,771 --> 00:50:42,540
for the better part of what,
a decade?

1134
00:50:42,573 --> 00:50:45,476
All in the name
of catching bad guys.

1135
00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:47,612
You didn't do anything
illegal, am I right?

1136
00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:51,449
Then let's figure out who
the hell is doing this to you,

1137
00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:53,050
and put 'em away.

1138
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,589
This is work time.

1139
00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,158
Okay.

1140
00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:02,760
All of these criminals
had a beef...

1141
00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:05,130
a technicality they
hoped would get them off.

1142
00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,831
The problem is that
none of them

1143
00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:09,134
should feel more slighted
than the other.

1144
00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,202
It's impossible to know
who is Sam's killer.

1145
00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:31,812
'Cause it's none of them.

1146
00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:33,558
It's none of the perps.

1147
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,094
It's your snitch.

1148
00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:42,633
Billy McGoldrick?

1149
00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:45,870
He gave information
on all of them.

1150
00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:47,838
What's his beef?

1151
00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,740
I still sent him to jail.

1152
00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,542
Well, obviously he's out.

1153
00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:53,216
And he's the one who's
been following you.

1154
00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:58,149
Surveillance photos?
They're spying on her.

1155
00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:01,752
Jules...

1156
00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:04,622
your house keys
were in your hand.

1157
00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:06,624
That picture was taken
from here, Gus.

1158
00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:10,628
Wait.

1159
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,626
Ah, no, actually, the picture
was taken from ac...

1160
00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:29,780
I'll be damned.

1161
00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,249
That's him!

1162
00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:38,823
Freeze!

1163
00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:52,703
You betrayed me
and ruined my life!

1164
00:52:55,706 --> 00:52:56,986
You were a snitch
and a criminal!

1165
00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,576
Of course she sold you out!

1166
00:52:58,609 --> 00:52:59,700
- Guys...
- And you killed Sam,

1167
00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:00,878
you son of a bitch!

1168
00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:02,780
- Yeah!
- Oh... oh, come on.

1169
00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:04,305
Sammy's not even d...
oh, bloody hell, he is dead.

1170
00:53:04,315 --> 00:53:05,983
Well, look, I wish
I'd killed him!

1171
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,319
But that honor went to
my beautiful new associate...

1172
00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:09,620
Heather Rockrear.

1173
00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:10,988
Heather Rockrear?

1174
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:12,757
What? That's what
we're calling her.

1175
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,692
And the brother's the Black
Gentleman Dandy.

1176
00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:16,251
That's correct, Gus.
And you're the Thin White Duke!

1177
00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:17,928
You're spot on.

1178
00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:19,830
Eh, well...

1179
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,632
What?

1180
00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:22,990
Look, man, I hate
to break it to you.

1181
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,835
You don't sound anything
like David Bowie.

1182
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,971
- No.
- Well, hang on.

1183
00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,996
Nobody sounds like David Bowie
but David Bowie, full stop.

1184
00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:31,709
Well, I think Jemaine Clement
has a pretty good Bowie.

1185
00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:33,244
- Yup.
- Look, psychic boy

1186
00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:34,812
and Magic Head,

1187
00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:36,714
Juliet, I would love to kill
all three of you

1188
00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:38,316
right now, but unfortunately,

1189
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:39,907
I've already promised I won't
do that yet.

1190
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:40,985
And unlike you,

1191
00:53:41,018 --> 00:53:42,720
I keep my promises.

1192
00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:50,728
Promises?
What are you talking about?

1193
00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:52,763
Oh, come on, Jack.
Let's not ruin the ending.

1194
00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:54,365
Hey!

1195
00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:55,690
I'll be doing all the
jack-tagging around here,

1196
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:56,734
okay, Jack?

1197
00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,369
Drop the gun!

1198
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:04,809
Nice, babe.
That's nice. That's clean.

1199
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:07,345
I have just one thing
to say...

1200
00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:10,315
always have a plan B.

1201
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,251
Ha!

1202
00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:20,915
That couldn't have been
what you were going for.

1203
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,460
You check the batteries
in the remote?

1204
00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:23,994
Bloody hell.
Uh, the plan was,

1205
00:54:24,028 --> 00:54:25,763
I was gonna do a flippy-do
into here,

1206
00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:27,765
hit the button,
massive metal door

1207
00:54:27,798 --> 00:54:29,400
just like, sha-kunks down.

1208
00:54:29,434 --> 00:54:31,302
You know, like in
"Empire Strikes Back."

1209
00:54:31,336 --> 00:54:33,504
Now it's busted, and I'm
really embarrassed.

1210
00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:34,972
You have the right
to remain silent.

1211
00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:36,273
Yahtzee!

1212
00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:39,910
Wait!

1213
00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:44,382
Damn it, we walked
right into that.

1214
00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:45,683
It was kinda dope, though.

1215
00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:47,051
- Let's go.
- Yeah.

1216
00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:55,360
Lord, I'm gonna pay
a steep price

1217
00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:57,728
for what I'm about
to do to my body.

1218
00:54:57,762 --> 00:55:00,931
Hey, Gus, come check out
this douchebag in the hat.

1219
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,901
Shawn!

1220
00:55:03,934 --> 00:55:05,803
Oh, my God.

1221
00:55:05,836 --> 00:55:08,706
My dad's having a full-on
seven-eighths life crisis.

1222
00:55:08,739 --> 00:55:10,074
Dad, I specifically told you

1223
00:55:10,107 --> 00:55:11,409
to dress for dinner,

1224
00:55:11,442 --> 00:55:12,843
not Adam Levine's funeral.

1225
00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:14,479
I'm allowed to evolve, Shawn.

1226
00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:15,713
Is that scarf tweed?

1227
00:55:15,746 --> 00:55:16,881
I'll be honest, Pop.

1228
00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:17,972
I have been actively shopping

1229
00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:19,850
for a walk-in tub

1230
00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:21,924
and something called a Rascal
for you for Christmas.

1231
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,878
There is no way that you think
this outfit is appropriate.

1232
00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,956
Shawn, exactly how old
do you think I am?

1233
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,992
I know it starts with one.

1234
00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:30,084
- Yep, it's definitely tweed.
- Why do you own a ukulele?

1235
00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:32,062
Would you please stay out
of my stuff,

1236
00:55:32,096 --> 00:55:33,998
and if you must know,

1237
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:35,856
I recently learned "The Remedy"
from Oliver and Angus.

1238
00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:38,068
Oliver and Angus?

1239
00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:40,438
Yes, they work at FOMO
next to my loft building.

1240
00:55:40,471 --> 00:55:41,739
Did you hear that, Gus?

1241
00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:43,474
Oliver and Angus work at FOMO.

1242
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,477
What... I saw you
five months ago.

1243
00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:48,446
What happened?
I bought my retirement loft

1244
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,515
with an unobstructed view
of my boat.

1245
00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:52,006
I did not plan that the area
would gentrify

1246
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,851
as quickly as it did,

1247
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,610
but rather than getting all
Scroogey about it,

1248
00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:57,955
I stayed fluid.

1249
00:55:57,988 --> 00:55:59,880
Show me your belly button
and prove you're my father.

1250
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,392
Man, some of us are eating.

1251
00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:03,861
Hey, Juliet.

1252
00:56:03,894 --> 00:56:06,096
Henry.

1253
00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:07,465
What a surprise.

1254
00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:08,966
- Um...
- Hey.

1255
00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:10,090
If somebody makes my
future daughter-in-law

1256
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,602
a target, you can bet your ass

1257
00:56:11,636 --> 00:56:13,137
I'm not staying home
for Christmas,

1258
00:56:13,170 --> 00:56:16,173
plus there's a drum circle
down at Union Square

1259
00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,042
that I'm already
kinda committed to.

1260
00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:20,044
Is this a cricket bat?

1261
00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:21,546
You should've stayed home.

1262
00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:23,103
Whatever this psycho
McGoldrick is up to,

1263
00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:25,450
he wants me, not you...
any of you.

1264
00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:27,074
McGoldrick? The ginger
who works at the baths

1265
00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,019
down at the Funkzone,
he's behind all this?

1266
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:30,588
No, Dad.
Not that McGoldrick.

1267
00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:32,557
This one's one of Juliet's
snitches.

1268
00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:33,914
Said he promised someone else
he wasn't gonna kill her,

1269
00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,960
so the question's who and why.

1270
00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:37,194
Puts us back
to square one.

1271
00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,497
Countless perps
with axes to grind.

1272
00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:41,031
Yeah, but he knows
who we are too.

1273
00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:42,933
That rapscallion
called me Magic Head.

1274
00:56:42,967 --> 00:56:44,401
Well, he picked on
the wrong family.

1275
00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:52,109
Shawn, that would be
your cue.

1276
00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:53,644
Yeah, I know my cue, Pop.

1277
00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:55,513
This isn't 2010, okay?

1278
00:56:55,546 --> 00:56:57,181
I can read my own
girlfriend.

1279
00:56:57,214 --> 00:56:58,673
I know when she needs to be
comforted, et cetera.

1280
00:56:58,683 --> 00:57:00,150
- Fiancé.
- That's what I said.

1281
00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:01,919
No. You said girlfriend.

1282
00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,021
- It's semantics.
- It's not semantics, Shawn.

1283
00:57:04,054 --> 00:57:05,656
Y...

1284
00:57:05,690 --> 00:57:07,992
you ate all the Quatro
Quesos Dos Fritos?!

1285
00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:10,427
Yes, and now I pray for dawn.

1286
00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:14,031
It's my problem, Shawn.

1287
00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,856
Sweetheart, you keep
saying that; it's ridiculous.

1288
00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,492
Since when is a psychopath
trying to kill you

1289
00:57:17,502 --> 00:57:18,936
just your problem?

1290
00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:20,127
It's more complicated
than that.

1291
00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:21,672
It's not. It's... it's not.

1292
00:57:21,706 --> 00:57:23,226
And it's certainly
not more complicated

1293
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,599
than me designing
the psychphrancisco office

1294
00:57:24,609 --> 00:57:26,611
with a "Gremlins" motif.

1295
00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:29,046
And you signed off
when no one else would.

1296
00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:30,581
No one else got it.

1297
00:57:30,615 --> 00:57:32,149
Except for you.

1298
00:57:32,182 --> 00:57:35,219
You always have my back.

1299
00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:36,987
Because that's how we do it.

1300
00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:40,090
We take on these...
these crazy obstacles, right?

1301
00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:42,993
And... and we come at it together
and we work through it,

1302
00:57:43,027 --> 00:57:44,061
because we are an us.

1303
00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:45,062
We are a we.

1304
00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:46,497
We are... we are lovers

1305
00:57:46,531 --> 00:57:47,698
in the nighttime.

1306
00:57:47,732 --> 00:57:50,535
Are we? Do we?
Should we?

1307
00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:53,203
I don't know, you're...
you're Dr. Suessing me now.

1308
00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:55,029
I don't even know... what am I
supposed to do with that?

1309
00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:57,107
Sorry, I'm just really
wound up right now.

1310
00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,243
Maybe...

1311
00:57:59,276 --> 00:58:01,946
I should help you unwind.

1312
00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:03,581
Huh? Maybe?

1313
00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:05,249
Maybe a little bit of bacon?

1314
00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:08,519
That's very sweet of you.

1315
00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:11,594
But I'm gonna go outside
and get some air.

1316
00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:13,891
Okay.

1317
00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:16,126
You should try
to get some sleep.

1318
00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:31,141
Hey there, partner.

1319
00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,577
Hey, Carlton.

1320
00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:34,111
I'm sorry to bother you
so late.

1321
00:58:34,144 --> 00:58:35,946
I talked to Henry.

1322
00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,648
I'm so sorry to hear
about Sam.

1323
00:58:37,682 --> 00:58:39,617
It was my fault, Carlton.

1324
00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:41,218
I highly doubt that.

1325
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:42,753
No, it was.

1326
00:58:42,787 --> 00:58:44,989
I colored outside the lines.

1327
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,624
I see.

1328
00:58:46,657 --> 00:58:48,626
But I'm not your priest,
O'Hara.

1329
00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:51,061
Besides, we're cops,
not saints.

1330
00:58:51,095 --> 00:58:53,163
But you are a saint.

1331
00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,299
And you taught me
to be one too.

1332
00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:58,102
Listen to me,
I took an oath

1333
00:58:58,135 --> 00:59:00,938
to put the lives of strangers
before my own.

1334
00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:03,273
Meanwhile, I have a daughter
who says a little prayer

1335
00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:05,109
every morning
asking Jesus to please

1336
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,366
let her daddy make
it home for dinner.

1337
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:08,312
So, yes, I believe in a code.

1338
00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:10,214
But I also believe in doing
whatever it takes

1339
00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:12,282
to make sure bad people
don't hurt good people.

1340
00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:14,985
Sometimes that means
getting creative.

1341
00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:16,721
I think I created a monster.

1342
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:18,756
Well, if you created
the son of a bitch,

1343
00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:22,059
then you can take him out.
I'll be there by morning.

1344
00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:25,295
Absolutely not.
I can clean up my own messes.

1345
00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:27,097
Man, I know what you can do.

1346
00:59:27,131 --> 00:59:28,799
You be careful out there.

1347
00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:31,235
And tell Spencer
to keep sucking it.

1348
00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:33,971
Like, keep at it.
Do not stop.

1349
00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:36,206
Will do.

1350
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,709
Please give my best
to your girls.

1351
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,268
Jules?

1352
01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:17,648
Gus!

1353
01:00:17,682 --> 01:00:19,850
Wake up!

1354
01:00:19,884 --> 01:00:21,786
Gus, wake up!
I think someone's here!

1355
01:00:21,819 --> 01:00:23,721
Gus!

1356
01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:25,322
Gus, wake up!

1357
01:00:29,326 --> 01:00:30,861
Freeze!

1358
01:00:30,895 --> 01:00:33,063
- Hey, Shawn.
- Mary?

1359
01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:35,733
Wait... Mary?

1360
01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:37,334
Just a little amuse-bouche.

1361
01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:39,287
I uncorked a Malbec
and I crafted a cheese board.

1362
01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:40,671
Heavy on the manchego for you,

1363
01:00:40,705 --> 01:00:43,073
sans anything blue for me.

1364
01:00:43,107 --> 01:00:44,875
It crumbles.

1365
01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:46,243
I don't care for that.

1366
01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:48,412
Have a slab.

1367
01:00:48,445 --> 01:00:51,148
I...

1368
01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:54,819
Stay gold.

1369
01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:59,256
I'm dreaming.

1370
01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,091
God.

1371
01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:02,326
You scared me, man.

1372
01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:04,128
You look handsome.

1373
01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:06,797
Leathery.
Oh, get out of here.

1374
01:01:06,831 --> 01:01:08,165
You haven't aged a day.

1375
01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:09,256
Come on, live fast,
die young,

1376
01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:10,467
leave a soft-faced corpse.

1377
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:13,170
Shawn.

1378
01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:15,773
Do I look like
Richard Thomas to you?

1379
01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:17,207
John-Boy Richard Thomas?

1380
01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:18,776
There are those beyond
the Pearly Gates

1381
01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:19,934
that think there's
a resemblance,

1382
01:01:19,944 --> 01:01:23,781
and I don't see it, friend.

1383
01:01:23,814 --> 01:01:26,250
How's your girl?
She's good.

1384
01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:28,185
She's, uh...
she's got a lot going on...

1385
01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:29,286
- Mm.
- Right now.

1386
01:01:29,319 --> 01:01:30,487
It's...
Good.

1387
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,189
- It's complicated.
- Oh.

1388
01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:34,491
Yeah.
If I don't find that ring,

1389
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,726
I am gonna blow it with her

1390
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,227
all over again, man.

1391
01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:38,262
Oh, Shawn.

1392
01:01:39,930 --> 01:01:41,131
I know what you need.

1393
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,769
Oh, no.
Not... I don't...

1394
01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:45,936
Mary, easy.

1395
01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:47,104
Mary...

1396
01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:52,209
♪ I've lost my mind ♪

1397
01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:56,180
♪ On what I'd find ♪

1398
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,749
♪ All of the pressures
that I left behind ♪

1399
01:01:58,783 --> 01:02:01,385
♪ On Allison Road ♪

1400
01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:05,756
- Warm drawn butter.
- I know.

1401
01:02:05,790 --> 01:02:08,492
♪ Fools in the rain ♪

1402
01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:11,929
♪ If the sun gets through ♪

1403
01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:14,832
♪ Fires in the Heaven
of the eyes I knew ♪

1404
01:02:14,865 --> 01:02:17,868
♪ On Allison Road ♪

1405
01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:19,469
You were right.

1406
01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:21,305
The Gin Blossoms is exactly
what I needed.

1407
01:02:21,338 --> 01:02:23,507
♪ Dark clouds file,
the moon is near ♪

1408
01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:26,243
♪ Birds fly by a.m.
in her bedroom stare ♪

1409
01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:28,946
♪ There's no telling
what I might find ♪

1410
01:02:28,979 --> 01:02:34,751
♪ I couldn't see I was
lost at the time ♪

1411
01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:38,555
♪ Jingle jangle dingle
dangle jingle jangle ding ♪

1412
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,391
♪ Jingle jongle dingle dongle
Allison Road ♪

1413
01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:44,161
♪ Jingle jangle dingle dangle
jingle jangle ding ♪

1414
01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:47,164
♪ Jingle jongle dingle dongle
Allison Road ♪

1415
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:50,434
♪ I can see I was
lost at the time... ♪

1416
01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:55,569
Wait for it...

1417
01:02:55,639 --> 01:02:57,374
Could you please
keep it down?!

1418
01:02:57,407 --> 01:02:59,276
I am trying to meditate.

1419
01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:01,278
What is that?
Why is he doing that?

1420
01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:02,811
- Why is he here? Why is...
- What is that?

1421
01:03:02,812 --> 01:03:03,780
This is my dream!

1422
01:03:03,813 --> 01:03:04,848
This isn't for you.

1423
01:03:04,881 --> 01:03:08,252
Is nothing sacred anymore?!

1424
01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:09,785
Fine.

1425
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:15,286
♪ On Allison Road ♪

1426
01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:18,228
- ♪ Whoo-hoooo... ♪
- Shawn.

1427
01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:19,563
Shawn!

1428
01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:21,400
Shawn!

1429
01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:23,433
Would you stop singing
and wake up?

1430
01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:24,835
It's morning.

1431
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,007
I got to feed the pony.

1432
01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:36,013
Ugh.

1433
01:03:41,618 --> 01:03:43,620
Stop calling me, Mischa.
I'm out.

1434
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,023
Vandalizing cars? Petty theft?

1435
01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:48,325
You're rich and bored,
and it's gross.

1436
01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,961
And by the way, everyone knows
you stuff your bra.

1437
01:03:53,063 --> 01:03:55,399
Well, John Hughes,
eat your heart out.

1438
01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:57,067
I mean, I wish I had
that kind of courage

1439
01:03:57,101 --> 01:03:58,268
when I was your age.

1440
01:03:58,302 --> 01:03:59,469
Bravo.

1441
01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:00,560
Thanks, but I'm
not really cool

1442
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:02,070
with talking to strangers.

1443
01:04:02,106 --> 01:04:03,546
Fair enough.
I'll do all the talking.

1444
01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:12,514
I'm surprised you got here
before Juliet, Chief,

1445
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,050
considering how much closer
she is to your daughter,

1446
01:04:15,051 --> 01:04:16,686
Don't worry, she'll be here.

1447
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,054
And she still has
seven minutes.

1448
01:04:18,087 --> 01:04:19,423
Do I look worried?

1449
01:04:19,556 --> 01:04:22,256
I'm wearing ladies' makeup
right now.

1450
01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:24,428
Ah, the belle of the ball.

1451
01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:26,530
Just in time.

1452
01:04:27,965 --> 01:04:29,666
Thank you for coming
so quickly.

1453
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:31,135
I wasn't expecting
the cavalry.

1454
01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:32,259
They didn't give me
a choice.

1455
01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:34,004
What's this?

1456
01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,206
Does no one think the rules
apply to them anymore?

1457
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,943
Now I've got to call this in
on this stupid walkie-talkie.

1458
01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:40,110
Call it in to who?

1459
01:04:40,144 --> 01:04:42,246
Whom. To whom.

1460
01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,481
Can someone please
explain that to him?

1461
01:04:44,514 --> 01:04:47,284
Okay. Clearly we are
dealing with more

1462
01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:49,053
than just the Thin White Duke,

1463
01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:51,155
Heather Rockrear,
and the Black Gentleman Dandy.

1464
01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:52,412
Which means Gus and I should
definitely be packing.

1465
01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:53,991
- Not a chance.
- Come on!

1466
01:04:54,024 --> 01:04:55,292
That's easy for you to say.

1467
01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:57,261
We're gonna be sitting ducks
out there.

1468
01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:59,286
My perfect head is like catnip
to a long-range rifle scope.

1469
01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:00,897
Hi, Karen.

1470
01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:04,935
All right, looks like
all of you can come.

1471
01:05:04,969 --> 01:05:07,171
Turns out this wasn't
altogether unexpected.

1472
01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:09,439
But you're all going to die.

1473
01:05:09,473 --> 01:05:12,276
And, moreover, nobody's
packing anything, all right?

1474
01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:13,978
You got a gun,
it goes in the bag.

1475
01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:15,112
And your butts on the boat.

1476
01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,480
Come on, move it.

1477
01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:18,272
You, too. I know you're
not packing anything.

1478
01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:19,373
Certainly not in your trousers.

1479
01:05:19,383 --> 01:05:21,185
Come on. You, in.

1480
01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:22,552
Move it. Let's go.
On the boat.

1481
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,122
You too, sweetheart.
Come on.

1482
01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:27,091
Juliet, no need to
pat you down, right?

1483
01:05:27,124 --> 01:05:28,993
So what's the plan?

1484
01:05:29,026 --> 01:05:30,117
Well, I didn't know we were
getting into a boat

1485
01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:31,361
until ten seconds again.

1486
01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:33,097
I may make a jump for it.

1487
01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:35,065
How many sharks do you
think are in the bay?

1488
01:05:35,099 --> 01:05:36,733
- At least one.
- Dammit.

1489
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,402
What are you
supposed to be now?

1490
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,536
Is this The Riddler?

1491
01:05:39,569 --> 01:05:41,538
He's funny.

1492
01:05:41,571 --> 01:05:43,140
Do you keep him around
for the jokes?

1493
01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:44,374
Get in the boat, Tobolowsky!

1494
01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:46,210
You just called me
Tobolowsky.

1495
01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:48,278
That is a deep cut, and now
I am very rattled.

1496
01:05:48,312 --> 01:05:50,247
Shut up.
In you go.

1497
01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:57,021
Gus, what do you know
about Alcatraz?

1498
01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:58,255
Not much.

1499
01:05:58,288 --> 01:06:01,091
Built in 1934,
336 mainline cells,

1500
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,326
definitely haunted.

1501
01:06:02,359 --> 01:06:04,194
The legendary
"Birdman of Alcatraz"

1502
01:06:04,228 --> 01:06:06,496
did all of his actual breeding
in Leavenworth, Kansas.

1503
01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,298
Didn't you just say
"not much"?

1504
01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:09,556
I haven't been since they
closed for restoration

1505
01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:12,036
last year, Shawn.

1506
01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:16,240
No. Shawn,

1507
01:06:16,273 --> 01:06:18,342
there's no way he's
taking us to Alcatraz.

1508
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,546
Well, I'm absolutely
mortified

1509
01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:24,481
that no one's here
to greet us,

1510
01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:26,440
but you just can't find
good help these days, can you?

1511
01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:28,042
Please, please, make your way
all the way to the front.

1512
01:06:28,052 --> 01:06:29,186
I'll be with you shortly.

1513
01:06:29,219 --> 01:06:30,287
Don't dawdle.

1514
01:06:32,056 --> 01:06:33,457
Dude, I got to say,

1515
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,492
this restoration is
coming along great.

1516
01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,127
If I'm looking
on the bright side...

1517
01:06:37,161 --> 01:06:38,495
it's nice to get
a sneak preview.

1518
01:06:38,528 --> 01:06:39,619
You're talking about
the bright side

1519
01:06:39,629 --> 01:06:41,031
of dying in Alcatraz.

1520
01:06:41,065 --> 01:06:42,132
Lights!

1521
01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,635
Is everyone comfortable?

1522
01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:48,138
Enough. What have you done
with Iris, you son of a bitch?!

1523
01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:50,207
Oy, Chatty Cathy, shut it.

1524
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,509
I've got a slew of events
planned for tonight,

1525
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:54,411
and I don't want to be rushed.

1526
01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:56,403
So! Now that I have delivered
tonight's guest of honor

1527
01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:57,647
and, as luck would have it,

1528
01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,383
all of her stupid-faced
friends,

1529
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:00,450
my job here is done.

1530
01:07:00,484 --> 01:07:01,551
Thank God.

1531
01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:04,588
I literally heard that.

1532
01:07:04,621 --> 01:07:06,190
You said it just loud enough

1533
01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:07,281
that I could hear
what you said.

1534
01:07:07,291 --> 01:07:09,126
Where was I?

1535
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:10,550
Oh, yeah, would you like
to all meet

1536
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,296
tonight's actual headliner?

1537
01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:14,164
- Headliner?
- Oh yeah, man.

1538
01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:15,438
She's been paying
for all of it.

1539
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:20,537
Oh, my G...

1540
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,408
Ugh.

1541
01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,543
So what's the consensus
on the accent?

1542
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:28,378
Because it's definitely
not Bowie.

1543
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:38,855
Allison Cowley!

1544
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,490
My dream.
Allison Road.

1545
01:07:40,524 --> 01:07:42,492
Gin Blossoms.
I had a... I had a dream!

1546
01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:45,162
Mary was there.
We sang "Allison Road."

1547
01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:47,431
You were Prince, and Jules
was Princess Leia,

1548
01:07:47,464 --> 01:07:48,432
there was a pony,

1549
01:07:48,465 --> 01:07:49,433
the pony said st...

1550
01:07:51,201 --> 01:07:52,169
Thank you, guys,

1551
01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:53,437
for putting up with him.

1552
01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:55,172
Really.
It was hard on us all.

1553
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,573
But his petty revenge scheme

1554
01:07:56,606 --> 01:07:59,509
was just too fortuitous
to pass up!

1555
01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:02,179
And I must admit,
I was secretly hoping

1556
01:08:02,212 --> 01:08:03,513
you'd all show up,
family-style.

1557
01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:06,483
It's like four free
bowls of soup.

1558
01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:08,552
Questions, really?
Oh, okay.

1559
01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,587
I'm sorry, you just
shot your partner.

1560
01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,456
Uh, not a question, Shawn,

1561
01:08:12,489 --> 01:08:14,224
but why split hairs?

1562
01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:16,493
He was only useful until now.

1563
01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:18,295
He wanted revenge,

1564
01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:20,230
but he didn't have
the tool set that I do.

1565
01:08:20,264 --> 01:08:21,365
We struck a deal.

1566
01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,333
He ruins Juliet's legacy,

1567
01:08:23,367 --> 01:08:26,136
and then I get to beat her
to death.

1568
01:08:26,170 --> 01:08:27,571
It's a classic win-win;

1569
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:28,628
happens all the time
in the Batman movies.

1570
01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:29,906
Dude. Cheese cloth.

1571
01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:31,441
You're hungry now?

1572
01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:32,732
I would never eat cheese
in cloth form.

1573
01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:34,578
Painter's cheese
cloth, Shawn.

1574
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:37,147
It's used in construction.
For the refurbishment.

1575
01:08:37,181 --> 01:08:38,538
It's usually hanging
straight down,

1576
01:08:38,548 --> 01:08:41,518
but it's pushed to the side
over there.

1577
01:08:41,551 --> 01:08:43,487
Zero attention span,
am I right?

1578
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,289
What the hell do you want,
Cowley?

1579
01:08:48,658 --> 01:08:49,626
Isn't it obvious?

1580
01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,728
I want a do-over.

1581
01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,163
You ruined me.

1582
01:08:53,197 --> 01:08:54,531
The night you arrested me

1583
01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:56,333
was supposed to be
my coming-out party.

1584
01:08:56,366 --> 01:08:59,269
Yin to me.
A passing of the torch.

1585
01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:01,305
A changing of...
am I doing too many similes?

1586
01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:02,529
I feel like I went
one too far.

1587
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:04,474
Comedy often plays
in threes.

1588
01:09:04,508 --> 01:09:06,410
I'm not doing a bit.

1589
01:09:06,443 --> 01:09:08,235
I think Iris is
somewhere through that doorway

1590
01:09:08,245 --> 01:09:09,713
on the left.

1591
01:09:09,746 --> 01:09:11,538
Also, cheese cloth
and the word "refurbishment"

1592
01:09:11,548 --> 01:09:13,383
are actual things.

1593
01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:15,185
Chief.

1594
01:09:15,219 --> 01:09:17,654
Your kid's somewhere
in the building.

1595
01:09:17,687 --> 01:09:19,189
There are explosives involved,

1596
01:09:19,223 --> 01:09:20,524
so you're facing
an uphill battle

1597
01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:21,681
even if you do manage
to find her.

1598
01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:23,560
But, as a woman,

1599
01:09:23,593 --> 01:09:25,295
I refuse to believe that
you're not capable

1600
01:09:25,329 --> 01:09:26,563
of overcoming the odds.

1601
01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:28,665
It's just that you're not.

1602
01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:31,601
But look at the bright side.

1603
01:09:31,635 --> 01:09:33,737
The two of you get
to blow up together.

1604
01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:36,340
- What'd she say?
- I can't hear a word.

1605
01:09:36,373 --> 01:09:37,774
Gentlemen,

1606
01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:39,709
now that the four of you
have crashed my party,

1607
01:09:39,743 --> 01:09:41,745
you have the very
unenviable task

1608
01:09:41,778 --> 01:09:43,580
of getting past my colleagues.

1609
01:09:43,613 --> 01:09:45,349
They've been instructed
to toy with you

1610
01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:47,517
and give you
a false sense of confidence

1611
01:09:47,551 --> 01:09:50,687
and then kill you in whichever
order or way feels most fun.

1612
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,356
Uh...

1613
01:09:52,389 --> 01:09:54,691
put me down for
auto-erotic asphyxiation.

1614
01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:57,261
Who is this guy?

1615
01:09:57,294 --> 01:09:59,263
I'm the assistant
coroner, bitch.

1616
01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:00,697
- Aw, come on.
- Okay, all right.

1617
01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:02,532
I have to apologize
to everybody

1618
01:10:02,566 --> 01:10:04,568
for that whole,
uh, "bitch" thing.

1619
01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:06,493
That was uncalled for.
Strode, Strode, shut up.

1620
01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:08,838
She's about to kill us.
That's no excuse, Henry.

1621
01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,375
It's a new world.
I know it. We all know it.

1622
01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:12,809
And... and there is no reason

1623
01:10:12,842 --> 01:10:15,579
that your gender should
have any bearing

1624
01:10:15,612 --> 01:10:17,447
on my choice of insults.

1625
01:10:17,481 --> 01:10:19,316
Are you serious?

1626
01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:20,684
Duly noted.

1627
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,319
Can you shut up forever?

1628
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,654
Oh. Yes.

1629
01:10:24,688 --> 01:10:27,357
Which brings me
to Little Miss.

1630
01:10:27,391 --> 01:10:29,726
Little-Miss-Can't-Be-Wrong.

1631
01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:31,861
We have unfinished business.

1632
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:34,664
I didn't say go.
Did anyone hear "go"?

1633
01:10:34,698 --> 01:10:36,533
All right, what the hell.

1634
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,802
Timer's set to 20.
Let's do it right this time.

1635
01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,437
Kill the lights.

1636
01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,673
Wh-who's Iris?

1637
01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:46,443
- Jules!
- Iris! Iris?

1638
01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:48,845
Jules, wait!
Maybe we should stick together.

1639
01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,748
Iris!

1640
01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:53,483
Gus, what are you doing?

1641
01:10:53,517 --> 01:10:54,684
What, are you leaving?

1642
01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:55,809
I'm getting us
to the lighthouse

1643
01:10:55,819 --> 01:10:59,055
to signal for help, Shawn.

1644
01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:00,424
Technically that's leaving.

1645
01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:01,791
I'm not commenting on plans

1646
01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:03,493
once I get to the lighthouse,
Shawn.

1647
01:11:03,527 --> 01:11:04,807
But someone's gotta
wait outside.

1648
01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:12,636
Good evening, gentlemen.

1649
01:11:12,669 --> 01:11:14,571
I will be dismantling
the both of you

1650
01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,373
in a matter of moments.

1651
01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:19,509
- Shawn Spencer.
- Verb.

1652
01:11:19,543 --> 01:11:21,811
- Pleasure.
- Everything good?

1653
01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:26,850
Gus...

1654
01:11:26,883 --> 01:11:30,387
he's no dandy.

1655
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:33,390
He's a black gentleman ninja.

1656
01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:38,862
Still no ring
on the finger, I see.

1657
01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:41,331
Why does everyone
keep saying that?

1658
01:11:57,714 --> 01:11:58,905
I'm not crazy
about overpowering

1659
01:11:58,915 --> 01:12:00,684
a woman in a singlet.

1660
01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:02,819
- She's not wearing a singlet.
- No, I am.

1661
01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:03,820
Under my clothes.

1662
01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:05,555
Oh!

1663
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,725
You know, I've been dealing
with broads like you

1664
01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:10,460
my entire I... aaagh!

1665
01:12:12,929 --> 01:12:14,564
Apparently my milkshake

1666
01:12:14,598 --> 01:12:17,701
brings old bald guys
to the yard.

1667
01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:20,537
I have a ribbon.

1668
01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:22,372
No, no. No, no. No!

1669
01:12:22,406 --> 01:12:23,640
No! No! No, no, no!

1670
01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:29,479
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪

1671
01:12:29,513 --> 01:12:32,849
No! Not the arm!
Not the arm!

1672
01:12:32,882 --> 01:12:35,652
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la ♪

1673
01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:39,823
♪ 'Tis the season
to be jolly ♪

1674
01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:42,459
No, no, no, no, no, no!

1675
01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:43,993
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la ♪

1676
01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:46,563
Please!

1677
01:12:46,596 --> 01:12:49,966
♪ Don we now our
gay apparel ♪

1678
01:12:49,999 --> 01:12:51,735
Time out, time out,
time out, time out!

1679
01:12:51,768 --> 01:12:54,170
♪ Fa la la, la la la... ♪

1680
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,640
Iris!

1681
01:12:56,673 --> 01:12:59,543
Iris?

1682
01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:02,512
Gus, I'm not even
scared anymore.

1683
01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:03,880
This is simply bedazzling.

1684
01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:05,515
I'm transfixed.

1685
01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:07,183
How long is this
display going on for?

1686
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:09,586
Hopefully long enough for him
to wear himself out.

1687
01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:14,691
Okay, that's next level.
The man gravity forgot.

1688
01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,660
Oooh!

1689
01:13:17,661 --> 01:13:19,663
Iris!

1690
01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,533
Hi.

1691
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:30,039
It's okay. It's okay.

1692
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,941
Just sit tight, okay?

1693
01:13:34,578 --> 01:13:35,845
Sit tight, baby.

1694
01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:37,981
Okay, I'm gonna get
you out of here.

1695
01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:44,754
I shouldn't have
rejected Selene, Shawn.

1696
01:13:44,788 --> 01:13:46,823
She's almost everything
I ever wanted in a woman,

1697
01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:48,525
short of being
Gugu Mbatha-Raw.

1698
01:13:48,558 --> 01:13:50,059
I'm so stubborn about
the Pluto thing.

1699
01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:51,918
And you know I've got to be
the cheetah, Shawn.

1700
01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:54,230
The cheetah!
Gus, you are a cheetah.

1701
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:55,822
And she's basically
the female version of you.

1702
01:13:55,832 --> 01:13:57,433
You know that.
I know.

1703
01:13:58,702 --> 01:14:00,470
I should've married Jules
three years ago.

1704
01:14:00,504 --> 01:14:01,995
This ring is just
another excuse for me

1705
01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:03,540
to avoid responsibility.

1706
01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:04,774
Mm-hmm.

1707
01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:05,799
She deserves better
than me, Gus.

1708
01:14:05,809 --> 01:14:07,544
No. No, Shawn.

1709
01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:09,579
She deserves the best
version of you. Hey.

1710
01:14:10,914 --> 01:14:12,448
I'm proud of you.

1711
01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:17,076
Let's do the thing
that we're best at.

1712
01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:18,254
You know that's right.

1713
01:14:23,727 --> 01:14:27,664
♪ I've lost my mind ♪

1714
01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:29,666
♪ On what I'd find ♪

1715
01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:34,638
♪ All of the pressure
that I left behind ♪

1716
01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:36,706
♪ On Allison Road ♪

1717
01:14:38,675 --> 01:14:40,610
♪ Fools in the rain ♪

1718
01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,713
♪ If the sun gets through ♪

1719
01:14:45,882 --> 01:14:48,818
♪ Fire's in the heaven
of the eyes I knew ♪

1720
01:14:48,852 --> 01:14:50,987
♪ On Allison Road ♪

1721
01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,958
We can't go out
like this, Ryan.

1722
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:56,726
My name is Henry.

1723
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,728
You've known me for
nine years, Strode.

1724
01:14:58,762 --> 01:15:02,098
Sorry. I can't stop thinking
about Ryan Reynolds.

1725
01:15:02,131 --> 01:15:04,734
What can we do?
I don't know.

1726
01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:06,836
She's so much fitter than us.

1727
01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:08,572
Look at my thighs.

1728
01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:13,142
It's the last thing
I want you to see.

1729
01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:15,011
♪ On Allison Road, yeah ♪

1730
01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:18,582
♪ I didn't know
I was lost at the time ♪

1731
01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:19,749
♪ On Allison Road
Yeah! ♪

1732
01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:21,585
That's it! Go, go!

1733
01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:23,887
♪ So she fills up
her sails ♪

1734
01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:26,690
♪ With my wasted breath ♪

1735
01:15:26,723 --> 01:15:27,724
Whoo!

1736
01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:31,595
♪ And each one's more
wasted than the others ♪

1737
01:15:31,628 --> 01:15:33,597
♪ You can bet,
on Allison Road ♪

1738
01:15:33,630 --> 01:15:36,165
We need a key to the cell!
Let's go!

1739
01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:39,669
Oh, my God, I never...
I can't feel my arm.

1740
01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:42,005
I can't feel my leg.
How am I walking?

1741
01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:43,907
I can't feel my limbs!
How am I walking?

1742
01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:46,042
- I'll get another one.
- I killed her!

1743
01:15:48,978 --> 01:15:50,914
Isn't it funny, Juliet?

1744
01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:52,348
I mean, we're both blondes.

1745
01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:53,917
We're both smart.

1746
01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:56,786
Business up front,
party in the back.

1747
01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:58,955
I could've been you,
and you could've been me.

1748
01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:01,591
There's really only one thing
that separates us...

1749
01:16:02,826 --> 01:16:05,094
You mean besides the capacity
to feel empathy?

1750
01:16:05,128 --> 01:16:06,963
No. Just that.

1751
01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:08,632
Why, can you think
of something else?

1752
01:16:08,665 --> 01:16:10,934
I can.

1753
01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:14,738
So, Shawn's office...

1754
01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:16,195
is at the end of an alley
in Chinatown.

1755
01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:17,707
It's called psychphrancisco,

1756
01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:19,643
all one word, all lowercase.

1757
01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:21,945
"Ph" for the f.
Not the wisest marketing move.

1758
01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,780
But we are a we.

1759
01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:25,815
We are an us.
We are lovers in the night.

1760
01:16:25,849 --> 01:16:27,106
So we support each other
even when

1761
01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:29,018
we make questionable decisions.

1762
01:16:29,052 --> 01:16:30,854
This is the weirdest
stalling for time speech

1763
01:16:30,887 --> 01:16:32,622
I've ever heard.

1764
01:16:32,656 --> 01:16:34,047
It basically means
I spend my weekends

1765
01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:36,159
in Chinatown waiting
on rickshaws

1766
01:16:36,192 --> 01:16:38,828
and jade birdcages
to be delivered.

1767
01:16:38,862 --> 01:16:40,697
Shawn loves "Gremlins."
I mean, who doesn't?

1768
01:16:40,730 --> 01:16:42,165
It's my favorite
Christmas movie.

1769
01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:44,100
Technically, it's not
a Christmas movie,

1770
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,825
and I feel like you're just
getting further off-topic.

1771
01:16:45,835 --> 01:16:47,704
Point is,

1772
01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:50,106
there's this incredible
martial arts gym next door.

1773
01:16:50,139 --> 01:16:52,008
And I never knew

1774
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:53,977
what a "kip up" was

1775
01:16:54,010 --> 01:16:55,845
until I took the class.

1776
01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:58,682
Ugh!

1777
01:17:15,999 --> 01:17:17,133
We need a key.

1778
01:17:32,015 --> 01:17:34,150
Dad?

1779
01:17:34,183 --> 01:17:35,852
Hello, gentlemen.

1780
01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:37,086
How fortuitous.

1781
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:40,289
Three birds, one wire.

1782
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,925
Gus, there's a table.

1783
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:43,860
- What?
- Gus, there's a table.

1784
01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:45,893
- That has never worked, Shawn.
- It did work once.

1785
01:17:47,931 --> 01:17:49,933
Hi, baby, hi.

1786
01:17:51,801 --> 01:17:53,521
Chief, stop!
She said there'd be explosives.

1787
01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:57,040
Okay, okay.

1788
01:17:57,073 --> 01:17:58,497
Okay, I need you to go back
as far as you can,

1789
01:17:58,507 --> 01:17:59,976
'cause we are gonna
get this.

1790
01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:03,747
Okay?

1791
01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:05,715
Let him go,
Gentleman Ninja.

1792
01:18:05,749 --> 01:18:07,784
I'm afraid this is the end.

1793
01:18:07,817 --> 01:18:10,754
Well, I'm afraid my dad's
not gonna die tonight.

1794
01:18:10,787 --> 01:18:13,189
At least not by
your deftly manicured hands.

1795
01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:17,060
I suppose natural causes
is still on the table.

1796
01:18:19,763 --> 01:18:21,197
- What?
- The table.

1797
01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:22,331
- No.
- Yes.

1798
01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:25,134
- When?
- Now!

1799
01:18:25,168 --> 01:18:28,137
Ha, damn it!

1800
01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:30,273
He's so nimble!

1801
01:18:32,341 --> 01:18:34,744
Uhhh!

1802
01:18:34,778 --> 01:18:35,779
Freeze!

1803
01:18:35,812 --> 01:18:37,713
You arrogant bastard.

1804
01:18:40,083 --> 01:18:42,752
- Woody, Woody.
- Oh, thank God.

1805
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,022
Cheers.
Cheers.

1806
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:52,228
Okay, just... just get out
of here, Juliet, okay?

1807
01:18:52,261 --> 01:18:54,097
Just... please, just go.

1808
01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:55,855
Okay, baby, I need you
to go back as far as you can

1809
01:18:55,865 --> 01:18:57,225
because Mommy's
not going anywhere.

1810
01:18:59,202 --> 01:19:00,870
Don't pull the wire!

1811
01:19:00,904 --> 01:19:02,361
It's a code, it's a date!
I heard them.

1812
01:19:02,371 --> 01:19:04,908
It's the day Mr. Yin died
and she got arrested!

1813
01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:17,320
Why do you know that?

1814
01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:20,056
It was kind of
a big night for me.

1815
01:19:21,224 --> 01:19:23,226
- Mom?
- Hey.

1816
01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:26,362
Hi, baby.

1817
01:19:31,901 --> 01:19:33,102
There you are.

1818
01:19:33,136 --> 01:19:35,104
Let's get this off, huh?

1819
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:39,408
Ah.

1820
01:19:55,091 --> 01:19:56,331
Shawn, I think
I'm gonna bounce.

1821
01:19:57,593 --> 01:19:59,595
I got a unicycling class
that starts...

1822
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:01,030
eh, screw it.

1823
01:20:01,064 --> 01:20:02,498
Nah, I'm going fishing.

1824
01:20:02,531 --> 01:20:03,933
Am I the only one
who's hungry?

1825
01:20:03,967 --> 01:20:06,269
- I could eat.
- Gus?

1826
01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:09,005
Dude, you have to block
this girl from your Instagram.

1827
01:20:09,038 --> 01:20:10,039
What...

1828
01:20:10,073 --> 01:20:11,207
are you doing here?

1829
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,909
Wow, thank you.

1830
01:20:12,942 --> 01:20:15,578
Uh, Selene,
before we go any further,

1831
01:20:15,611 --> 01:20:17,180
let me just say this.

1832
01:20:17,213 --> 01:20:18,848
That was the best
fluffernutter sandwich

1833
01:20:18,882 --> 01:20:20,917
I've ever eaten
in my entire life.

1834
01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:22,541
And I'm completely willing
to make a go at this.

1835
01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:24,587
But you must let me
be the cheetah

1836
01:20:24,620 --> 01:20:25,922
in this relationship.

1837
01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:28,491
- Done.
- Cool.

1838
01:20:32,128 --> 01:20:34,197
That is not letting
me be the cheetah.

1839
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:38,267
Mmm.

1840
01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:44,273
Shawn Spencer. Psychic.

1841
01:20:46,642 --> 01:20:49,612
Wow. Word's really, uh,
gotten out on this thing.

1842
01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:51,547
You promised me that
you had these skills.

1843
01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:54,217
I'm here to tell you,
all those things you claimed,

1844
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:56,152
those premonitions
you told me...

1845
01:20:59,555 --> 01:21:00,523
They came true!

1846
01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:03,226
How do you do it?
No, really?

1847
01:21:03,259 --> 01:21:05,061
- Well...
- It's unbelievable, man.

1848
01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:06,963
What? You're serious?

1849
01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:07,987
Those things actually happened?

1850
01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:08,998
Every one.

1851
01:21:09,032 --> 01:21:10,066
- How?
- Gus...

1852
01:21:10,099 --> 01:21:11,267
- How?!
- Gus.

1853
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:12,601
- What?
- You know how.

1854
01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:19,542
It's just a new program we
have down at the Bureau.

1855
01:21:19,575 --> 01:21:22,011
That's the Internal
Revenue Service.

1856
01:21:22,045 --> 01:21:23,646
It's called "Clean Start."

1857
01:21:23,679 --> 01:21:25,314
You're all clear
on your taxes.

1858
01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:27,683
Happy holidays.

1859
01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:31,887
Whoa! That was close, sir.

1860
01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:34,890
You must have
a guardian angel.

1861
01:21:36,359 --> 01:21:39,062
Can I borrow your salt?
Ugh!

1862
01:21:39,095 --> 01:21:41,130
Sharp pains!

1863
01:21:41,164 --> 01:21:44,000
Let this be a cautionary tale
to all.

1864
01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:49,172
You have a gift,
my friend.

1865
01:21:49,205 --> 01:21:50,729
That's a sweet thing
to say from you, yeah.

1866
01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:53,576
In return, I have
a gift for you.

1867
01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:55,634
- Oh, that's t... it's too much.
- He's gonna shoot us.

1868
01:21:55,644 --> 01:21:56,635
We should've never
the bait, dammit!

1869
01:21:56,645 --> 01:21:57,713
It's o...

1870
01:22:01,317 --> 01:22:02,718
You were right.

1871
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,587
Very difficult to find.

1872
01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:07,190
But your three years were
not wasted looking.

1873
01:22:07,223 --> 01:22:08,714
You just weren't willing
to break any limbs

1874
01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:09,959
to get your information.

1875
01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:15,064
You are so lucky.

1876
01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:17,366
No way.

1877
01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:22,638
Is that...

1878
01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:24,607
Yeah.

1879
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:26,075
Oh, my God.

1880
01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,613
That's totally it.

1881
01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:33,216
Thank you.

1882
01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:35,218
I'm ready.

1883
01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:36,385
- You are?
- Oh, hell yes.

1884
01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:38,087
You have been so patient.

1885
01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:39,322
And I love you so much.

1886
01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:41,124
And I'm so grateful for you.

1887
01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:44,060
So let's go to the airport

1888
01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:47,396
and fly to Iceland
and rent a volcano.

1889
01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,765
Or... or we can venture
to your family's homeland

1890
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,667
in Inverness and...
and vow it up

1891
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,469
surrounded by Highland cows.

1892
01:22:53,502 --> 01:22:55,171
- Curious beasts.
- Or!

1893
01:22:55,204 --> 01:22:57,106
Or we can married on
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

1894
01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:59,142
We'd have to talk fast,
'cause I think the ride's

1895
01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:01,234
only a minute and a half long,
and the car only seats four

1896
01:23:01,244 --> 01:23:02,368
and we'll need room
for Gus and...

1897
01:23:02,378 --> 01:23:03,779
Shawn.

1898
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,781
I don't need any of that.

1899
01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:07,650
I never have.

1900
01:23:09,252 --> 01:23:10,719
You're gonna want
one of those cows.

1901
01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:13,456
Don't make the same
mistake I did.

1902
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:16,059
Let's just call a Lyft

1903
01:23:16,092 --> 01:23:17,760
and go to Vegas right now.

1904
01:23:17,793 --> 01:23:19,095
- Really?
- Yeah.

1905
01:23:19,128 --> 01:23:21,764
Okay.

1906
01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:23,366
Yes, Mr. Provedor?

1907
01:23:23,399 --> 01:23:25,101
I'm ordained.

1908
01:23:25,134 --> 01:23:27,170
- What?
- I'll be your maid of honor.

1909
01:23:27,203 --> 01:23:28,371
- Ooh!
- No, no, no, no, no.

1910
01:23:28,404 --> 01:23:30,106
I don't think so.
Please.

1911
01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:31,440
- Mom...
- Overreaching.

1912
01:23:31,474 --> 01:23:33,242
You know what?
Completely my fault.

1913
01:23:33,276 --> 01:23:35,411
Move it, Vick.
We're ready to begin.

1914
01:23:35,444 --> 01:23:37,012
Woody!

1915
01:23:40,816 --> 01:23:42,151
Gus...

1916
01:23:43,419 --> 01:23:44,443
I knew this was
gonna happen, Shawn.

1917
01:23:44,453 --> 01:23:46,322
I know, I know, I know.

1918
01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:47,780
But you gotta pull it together,
'cause I need your

1919
01:23:47,790 --> 01:23:50,793
best man speech to kill.
It will.

1920
01:23:50,826 --> 01:23:52,528
Hey.

1921
01:23:52,561 --> 01:23:54,441
My sincerest congratulations
to the both of you.

1922
01:23:54,463 --> 01:23:55,764
Oh, thanks, man.

1923
01:23:55,798 --> 01:23:56,799
You're welcome.

1924
01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:58,134
Very kind.

1925
01:23:58,167 --> 01:23:59,368
That's just a good dude.

1926
01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:01,104
Brother's gotta
make a living.

1927
01:24:01,137 --> 01:24:02,505
- This economy? Absolutely.
- Yeah.

1928
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:05,108
- Shall we begin?
- Oh! I do.

1929
01:24:05,141 --> 01:24:06,242
Me too.

1930
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,286
You skipped a few things.

1931
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:19,155
It's okay.
Right, sure.

1932
01:24:19,188 --> 01:24:20,388
Let's start from
the beginning.

1933
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:24,260
Dearly beloved,

1934
01:24:24,293 --> 01:24:26,162
we are gathered here
to celebrate the union

1935
01:24:26,195 --> 01:24:27,496
of two lovely people

1936
01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:29,298
and, uh, bear witness

1937
01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:33,169
to their union
and holy matrimony.

1938
01:24:33,202 --> 01:24:36,139
Should anyone here know of
any reason this couple

1939
01:24:36,172 --> 01:24:39,175
should not be wed, please speak
now or forever hold your peace.

1940
01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:41,477
Yeah, I have a few things I'd
like to get off my chest.

1941
01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:44,180
- Woody, really?
- Oh, not about this.

1942
01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:45,504
Can I wait until later?
Yeah, I think so.

1943
01:24:45,514 --> 01:24:47,450
You know what?
I'm gonna wait.

1944
01:24:58,194 --> 01:25:00,863
Gus! We're gonna need
a bigger boat!

1945
01:25:02,831 --> 01:25:04,467
Stop playing around, Shawn.

1946
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:06,259
The girl's already
at the airport checked in.

1947
01:25:06,269 --> 01:25:07,470
Find your damn passport.

1948
01:25:07,503 --> 01:25:10,173
Boom! Found it.

1949
01:25:10,206 --> 01:25:13,209
Oh, hey, should I slice
this up for the road?

1950
01:25:13,242 --> 01:25:14,610
Let's go, Shawn.

1951
01:25:14,643 --> 01:25:16,579
Look, I'ma ask you this
one more time.

1952
01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:19,482
Are you absolutely sure Juliet
is okay with Selene and I

1953
01:25:19,515 --> 01:25:20,883
tagging along on
your honeymoon?

1954
01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:22,251
She's come to expect
nothing less.

1955
01:25:22,285 --> 01:25:24,153
All right.

1956
01:25:24,653 --> 01:25:25,821
Should we be worried?

1957
01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:27,490
Nah, it's Chinatown.

1958
01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:29,358
It's probably firecrackers
or jiffy pop.

1959
01:25:29,392 --> 01:25:30,793
Bubble wrap, bubble tea.

1960
01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:32,306
Could be any one
of those things, Gus.

1961
01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:37,633
Congratulations, bro!

1962
01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:39,835
Finally made an honest woman
out of my sis.

1963
01:25:39,868 --> 01:25:41,837
Ewan? What the hell
are you doing here?

1964
01:25:41,870 --> 01:25:43,372
Oh, man.

1965
01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:44,573
I'm chillin'.

1966
01:25:50,546 --> 01:25:51,970
Hey, you guys got
a back door in here?

1967
01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:55,251
Gus!

1968
01:25:55,284 --> 01:25:57,253
So I was just gonna
mail you a wedding present,

1969
01:25:57,286 --> 01:25:59,488
but that's, like, a dick move,
so here you go.

1970
01:25:59,522 --> 01:26:01,490
And tied a little business in
at the same time.

1971
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:03,592
Quick ask: do you guys
have a Kevlar vest

1972
01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:06,462
or possibly a lead shield
I could borrow?

1973
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:07,653
Actually, we're on our way
to the airport

1974
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:09,265
for my honeymoon.

1975
01:26:09,298 --> 01:26:11,434
- Jamaica.
- Jamaica!

1976
01:26:11,467 --> 01:26:13,236
Both: Jamaica!

1977
01:26:13,269 --> 01:26:14,870
That's, like,
so played out, right?

1978
01:26:14,903 --> 01:26:16,462
They got johnnycakes
at the Giants game now.

1979
01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:17,940
That's not funny, Ewan.

1980
01:26:17,973 --> 01:26:20,943
- Sweet pad. "Gremlins," right?
- Yes.

1981
01:26:20,976 --> 01:26:23,646
Ah.
What happened to the Mogwai?

1982
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:26,282
We... we ran into
some licensing issues.

1983
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:29,608
Ewan O'Hara.
Come out with your hands up.

1984
01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:30,986
Guys, this is all about me.

1985
01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:32,955
You have nothing
to worry about.

1986
01:26:32,988 --> 01:26:35,658
Shawn Spencer and associate,
come out as well.

1987
01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:37,293
Okay, now it's about
you guys too.

1988
01:26:37,326 --> 01:26:38,626
- Could be a problem.
- Associate?

1989
01:26:38,627 --> 01:26:40,329
I pay the damn rent
in this place!

1990
01:26:40,363 --> 01:26:41,420
Maybe if you were
around more often,

1991
01:26:41,430 --> 01:26:42,931
they'd know who you were.

1992
01:26:42,965 --> 01:26:44,467
We're giving you
ten seconds.

1993
01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:46,269
Okay, uh,
quick change of plans.

1994
01:26:46,302 --> 01:26:47,626
We gotta call an audible.
Jamaica's out.

1995
01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:49,305
Uh, we'll split the heat
with my sister.

1996
01:26:49,338 --> 01:26:50,906
How do you guys feel
about Oslo?

1997
01:26:50,939 --> 01:26:52,641
- He definitely shot Kennedy.
- The city.

1998
01:26:52,675 --> 01:26:53,666
They named a city after that
son of a bitch?

1999
01:26:53,676 --> 01:26:55,578
- Shawn...
- Gents.

2000
01:26:55,611 --> 01:26:57,270
Good time to chat, but the back
door, the back door!

2001
01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,947
Uh, it's really
more of a staircase

2002
01:26:58,981 --> 01:27:00,983
that leads to a tunnel
that lets out in Nob Hill.

2003
01:27:01,016 --> 01:27:03,986
Dude, Nob Hill?

2004
01:27:04,019 --> 01:27:05,321
- <i>Three...</i>
- Where's the present?

2005
01:27:05,354 --> 01:27:06,622
I left it over there.

2006
01:27:06,655 --> 01:27:08,023
You're gonna need
the present.

2007
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,359
- Bogies! 12:00.
- <i>One.</i>

2008
01:27:10,393 --> 01:27:12,328
<i>- Whoa!
- We have contact!</i>

2009
01:27:15,331 --> 01:27:16,531
Through the window!

2010
01:27:22,338 --> 01:27:24,673
Better be an awesome gift!

2011
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,000
Don't ever break the casing
or drop it!

2012
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:30,600
That's not really
a wedding gift, is it?

2013
01:27:30,613 --> 01:27:32,648
It's the thought
that counts, Gus!

2014
01:27:43,900 --> 01:27:45,200
♪ I know, you know ♪

2015
01:27:45,235 --> 01:27:46,995
♪ That I'm not
telling the truth ♪

2016
01:27:47,037 --> 01:27:48,797
♪ I know, you know ♪

2017
01:27:48,810 --> 01:27:50,260
♪ They just don't
have any proof ♪

2018
01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:51,836
♪ Embrace the deception ♪

2019
01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:53,475
♪ Learn how to bend ♪

2020
01:27:53,509 --> 01:27:55,309
♪ Your worst inhibitions ♪

2021
01:27:55,346 --> 01:27:57,546
♪ Tend to psych you out
in the end ♪

2022
01:27:57,550 --> 01:28:00,550
♪ I know, you know ♪