-This is the happiest day of my life. -Hi!
Actually, now it is. Whoo-hoo!
[opening theme music playing]
[Hawkodile] Stealth.
Stealth.
-[Unikitty] Hey, Hawkodile! -[grunts]
-Uh, what are we doing? -[Hawkodile] Shh!
We aren't doing anything.
I'm sneaking up on my old archnemesis, Eagleator.
Huh. Eagleator. Not ringing a bell.
You know, my blood-sworn archnemesis
who trained with me as a child with our sensei,
but betrayed the dojo and turned out to be evil
and vowed to fight with me until the end of time
to prove he was the better fighter?
[Unikitty] Hmm.
Last time we saw him, he stole my shades
and beat all of you up, like, many times,
and Unikitty punched him off a cliff.
Hmm. Sounds kind of familiar.
Well, Eagleator's been laying low,
which means he's probably planning
a super hardcore attack for me.
[Eagleator grunts]
Speak of the devil.
Eagleator.
[both grunting]
Oh.
[grunts]
[all exclaiming]
[cawing]
Want some more, Eagleator?
My archnemesis. Bring it.
[grunting]
"Archnemesis"? Who does she think she is?
I am Flamurtle! Hi-yah!
[groaning]
Think about this beatdown
next time you tangle with Flamurtle.
[caws]
[laughs] See you later, Eagleator. [caws]
No, wait. That's my thing!
She totally just stole my thing!
Eagleator, what gives?
Oh, hey, Hawkodile.
Look, this is awkward, but I kind of found a new nemesis.
What? But we're sworn enemies for life,
destined to fight until the end of time and stuff.
That was the old me, bro.
I'm all about Flamurtle now.
So...
-Have a nice life. -Eagleator!
Oh, I can't believe it. I've been replaced.
I'm sorry, Hawkodile.
Hey, I can be your new nemesis.
I'll be all [grunts] bird stuff.
[mimics Flamurtle calling]
Uh, it wouldn't be the same.
Eag and I were destined for unending combat.
At least I thought we were.
Aw. Cheer up, Hawk.
With our help, you and Eagleator will be enemies again in no time.
What you need to do is make Eagleator pay attention to you again.
Ooh! You should make Eagleator a combat care package.
What kind of stuff does he like?
Let's see, big swords.
-Cool. -[Hawkodile] Nunchucks.
-Uh-huh. -[Hawkodile] Brass knuckles.
High explosives.
And some nice tissue paper,
and top it all off with a nice big bow.
Don't forget a handwritten card
to show you really want to be his nemesis again.
Ta.
How could anyone say no to that?
Okay, let's see. How does she go again?
[mimics Flamurtle calling]
Flamurtle, is that you?
Huh?
[grunts]
Ooh!
These gifts, they're so perfect...
To fight Flamurtle with! [grunts]
Are you kidding, not even a thank you?
That is too rude, dude!
[Flamurtle and Hawkodile grunting]
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, I see the problem.
We have to take this to the sky.
Nothing says "I detest you the most"
like a little skywriting.
You'll be an awe-inspiring aerial artist
with this sky-writing suit.
[Unikitty] Flamurtle thinks she's so cool 'cause she can fly?
Well, now you can too!
[scoffs] I already can fly.
But can you fly while smoke comes out your butt?
[scoffs] Duh.
[grunting]
Come on. [grunting]
Give me the suit.
[grunts]
Heh. Check this out. Huh?
[all wincing]
What? [grunts]
[grunting]
[grunting] Okay.
Let's see you ignore that, Eagleator!
[screeches]
Oh, no, no!
Oh!
Don't worry, Hawk.
We're gonna crack this like that fall cracked your bones.
Let's try some other ideas.
[chuckles] This will get him to fight me.
Oh, Eagleator, it is me, our...
I mean, your sensei.
I forgot to teach you
the super-sick, full throttle maverick punch,
so you should come hang out, bro.
Uh, I mean, my pupil.
[both grunting]
Hey, Eagleator, listen to your sensei.
Come down here and fight me.
-Ow! -[Flamurtle laughs]
Oh.
Arm wrestling table for two.
[scoffs] Eagleator could never resist an arm wrestling challenge
at our favorite arm wrestling arena.
Uh, sir, we're closed.
No, he still might come.
I sent him an invite and everything.
[sobbing] Oh, Eagleator.
There, there, bro. There, there.
[both grunting]
[groans]
This isn't working.
Don't worry, I have 857 other ideas we can try.
Actually, I think I have an idea.
Nothing suplexes an enemy's heartstrings like a classic hate ballad.
♪ Oh, Eagleator
♪ I wanna tear you apart
♪ I want to punch your face
♪ With every fiber in my heart ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ I've got a knuckle sandwich ♪
Huh?
♪ Waiting here for you
♪ So, come at me, bro
♪ Come at me, bro
♪ I wanna crush
♪ All your bones down to dust ♪
♪ There's nothing I'd rather do than give an uppercut to you ♪
♪ I wanna crush you
-[Flamurtle calling] -Huh?
No, bro, wait!
[laughs]
-[grunts] -[laughing]
You wanna try some more ideas from the list?
No. I know what I have to do.
Stealth.
I'll never be Eagleator's nemesis
as long as Flamurtle's in the picture.
If I wanna fight him again, I have to defeat her first.
We're close.
I'll catch her off-guard with a surprise attack.
[chuckles] She'll never see it coming.
Surprise.
[Hawkodile grunting]
[all] Flamurtle!
[screaming]
[Hawkodile groans]
So you're the twerp that's been following Eagleator.
Step off, friendo, he hates me now.
[cawing laughter]
Ugh, that laugh. What does Eagleator see in you?
Uh, style, flair,
and amazing roundhouse kicks!
I give him what you can't, a worthy opponent.
The sooner you accept it's over,
the sooner we can all get on with our lives.
[grunts] Never!
[grunting]
It's on now, turtle breath.
[grunts]
That all you got?
Pathetic!
Hawk needs our help.
-Come on! -[all] Right.
[screaming]
No!
-[grunts] -[laughs]
[Hawkodile groans]
I can see why Eagleator stopped calling.
You lose fights like a loser!
Hey, nobody talks about Hawkodile like that,
except me.
-What? -Eagleator,
you noticed me?
You got it backwards, amigo.
I was ready to fight you all along.
Come at me, bro. Let's do this!
[Hawkodile grunting]
Oh, I guess you're busy.
All right, let's go!
[grunting]
Oh. [sighs]
It's you and me, Hawkodile.
[grunts] Huh?
[grunting]
Oh. Guess I'll come back later.
Don't you see, compadre?
The only way I could get you to notice me
was to battle someone else.
I wasn't there for you when you needed to be punched the most.
But now I'm just a bro, standing in front of a bro,
asking him to hate me.
-I hate you. -I hate you, too.
[all] Aw.
They're enemies again!
-[Flamurtle] How dare you! -[all exclaim]
I'm the best nemesis you've ever had.
I'm the best nemesis anyone's ever had.
Look, Flamurtle, it's been fun,
but the hatred Hawkodile and I share...
Is forever.
[scoffs] Then I'll have to slamurtle you both!
[grunts]
I can't even say how much I hate you, bro.
Then why don't you show me?
How about this?
[grunts]
[grunting]
Better leave this to the professionals, Hawk.
Pathetic.
[both grunting]
Wow, their hatred for each other is so powerful!
[groaning]
It's over, Flamurtle.
Whatever. I'm just gonna go back to fighting
my old nemesis Owlamander.
She knew how to treat an archenemy right.
[Owlamander] Who! Who!
Who dares to challenge me?
In a while, Hawkodile!
[both grunting]
Aw. It's so good to see
blood-sworn enemies back together again.
-[tree creaking] -Palm tree!
[all screaming]
[closing theme music playing]