-I never want this party to end. -Hi!
Oh, never mind, this is way better. Whoo!
[opening theme music playing]
There we go.
A little extreme radioactivity
should help this garden grow nice and big.
[menacing noise]
Aww! Welcome to the world, my precious!
[babytalk] Ooh. Look at you all grown up.
You're so cute. You're so cute.
[chomps] Oh ball,
I love you so much.
[grunts] Hi-yah!
That is how you perform a proper roundhouse.
Your turn, bro!
Again, I don't have legs,
but... [sighs] sure.
[weakly] Hee-ha.
Yes! Sick pivot, my dude.
[humming]
[effort grunt] Aww, look at this.
There's so much love in this garden.
And radioactivity!
[chomping]
[belches]
You guys take such good care of each other.
Dr. Fox and her plant monster,
Puppycorn and his ball...
Here little ball, lemme tuck you in.
Muah!
Hawkodile and his pet rock...
Eat your beans, Rick,
it's good protein.
[spits]
[sighs sadly] Aw, now I wish
I had someone to take care of.
-[squeaks] -[gasps]
[crying]
[gasps] An itty-bitty, teeny-weeny,
fuzzy-wuzzy, baby caterpillar!
[caterpillar squeaking]
Well, of course I'll be your mama!
Oh, I'm so happy.
My casual wish I made two seconds ago came true!
Did you hear that, ball?
I'm an uncle!
I'd be careful,
that little guy's been sitting
in this extremely radioactive soil.
He might have mutated.
Princess, I know you want to take of something,
but parenting is an extremely demanding task.
[excitedly] I'm gonna be the best baby caterpillar mama,
ever!
[awkward laugh] Forgot little Fuzz-Fuzz.
Whee!
What do they know.
Raising a baby can't be that hard.
I'll just give you love and more love,
and every little thing you want.
Now, let's see,
what essential things do babies need?
Have you just brought home a baby?
Here's the essentials you'll need.
Diapers, baby bottles, crib, blankets,
and most importantly--
Ugh, it's impossible to think
with that thing yapping away.
Oh! I know what babies need.
A cute little hat,
and cute little booties,
and a teddy bear,
and little cupcake,
and one of those little cars
baby's ride around in!
Vroom! Vroom!
And can't forget a family photo!
[kisses]
[squeals]
-[gasps] -[crying]
Don't cry, Fuzz-Fuzz.
[shushes]
Princess, your baby seems very upset.
No Rick, everything's fine.
Fuzz-Fuzz is only crying 'cause we're, uh,
playing the Crying Game.
[forced laugh]
[both crying]
[crying escalates]
Actually, I think it's crying
because of the radioactivity in its DNA.
I should really run some tests on Fuzz--
-[chomps] -[gasps]
Of course!
Fuzz-Fuzz was just hungry.
[babytalk] Come on sweetie,
let's get you some num-nums!
Here you go, dinner time!
And don't forget to eat your vegetables.
Mommy picked them herself, straight from the garden.
[chomping]
[burps]
[all] Whoa!
That's a big baby!
Aww, they grow up so fast.
[annoyed sigh]
I'll buy more groceries in the morning.
Okay,
time for nighty-nights.
[crying]
[tired singing] ♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep
♪ go to sleep, little Fuzz-Fuzz... ♪
Oh, yes! Go to sleep now.
[cooing]
[burps]
[crying]
Princess, please...
it's the middle of the night.
Maybe it's time to rethink
this whole parenting idea.
No! I decided to take care of Fuzz-Fuzz,
so that's what I'm gonna do!
[all gasp]
[squeaks]
[all] Aww...
Aww, his first steps!
What a cute moment.
See, guys?
Parenting is gonna be great,
think of all the other amazing moments
we'll have with little Fuzz-Fuzz!
[squeaks]
Aw, his first catch!
Phew!
[effort grunt]
Aww, his first roundhouse.
Nice!
Phew!
[frustrated sigh]
[squeals]
Aww, his first eye roll.
Wow, Fuzz-Fuzz,
look how fast you're growing.
A little too fast.
Unikitty,
I'm very concerned about how much
Fuzz-Fuzz is growing and eating.
He's already in his pre-teens!
I'm actually with Dr. Fox,
our grocery bill is through the roof.
Well, growing boys need to eat. [chuckles]
Wow, seventh meal today and still hungry?
All right I'll, uh,
whip you up some lunch.
[grunting]
[grunts]
Let's see... bowl of chili,
whole roasted turkey,
grilled cheese sandwich,
some more veggies from the garden,
cherries jubilee
and a nine-layer casserole should do it.
I'm still hungry!
[gasps]
His first words!
[concerned tone] Wait, still?
Uh... okay,
I guess I'll cook something else.
Hey, Fuzz-Fuzz ate all the food.
Uncle PC's gotta eat, too!
Look, it's not easy being a mom, okay?
It's hard enough cooking and cleaning and stuff
without everyone questioning
-your parenting, too! -[loud thud]
[all gasp]
[all] Huh?
[all gasp] Huh?
Fuzzy T. Fuzzington,
spit that out right now!
[effort grunt]
That is not how I raised you.
[dramatic gasp]
[chomping]
You go to your room!
[scornfully] I don't have a room, Mom.
Then make a room and then go to it!
Fine, I will!
[heavy metal music plays]
Unikitty, I hope you won't take this the wrong way,
but you're raising a monster.
[nervously] Uh, I'm sure
he'll grow out of it.
That's what I'm afraid of.
[rumbling]
[roars]
[all] Ahhh! He's a teenager!
Get it, get it!
Okay.
Shoo! Shoo you! Shoo!
That was my good broom.
Whatever! I'm going out.
[crashes]
[crying] Fuzz-Fuzz, come back!
[angrily] Ugh! I can't do this anymore!
[warmly] Mama loves you, baby.
[angrily] Oh, my gosh! This is so hard.
[warmly] Baby, come back.
[yells]
Uh... are you okay?
[exhausted] Sorry. I'm so tired.
[people screaming]
I'm sorry, Princess, this has gone too far.
The kingdom is in danger!
You gave parenting a good try,
but this has become a problem
for science!
I can synthesize an antigrowth serum
in the lab that should revert
Fuzz-Fuzz back to his original caterpillar form.
Let's do it!
[all] Mmm-hmm.
You comin', sis?
No, little uncle.
Fuzz-Fuzz may be a world-destroying monster,
but he's still my baby.
I'm gonna fix this
with some good old-fashioned parenting.
[wickedly] And a giant robot.
Ahhh!
[people screaming]
What terrible manners.
Didn't your mother raise you right?
Whatever!
You're not the boss of me.
[Unikitty] But I am!
Hi son! Family meeting time.
No! Leave me alone!
Mom, you're embarrassing me!
[alarm blaring]
[sternly] Is that any way to talk to your mother?
Ugh! That's it.
[grunting]
Huh? Mom! What are you doing?
[shushes]
Even giant monsters need hugs.
I'm sorry I wasn't a better mom.
I was just trying so hard to prove myself
that I never saw what you really were.
[crying]
You're a great mom, Mom.
I'm sorry I've been so moody lately.
It's probably not easy raising a giant monster.
Aww...
You'll always be my giant monster.
And no matter how old you get,
I'll always be your mama.
[explosion]
Aww...
[college bell ringing]
Have fun at college.
Make good choices!
[people screaming]
[Unikitty] Aww...
Mom, thanks.
Now that I'm a parent, too,
I really appreciate all you did for me.
No sweetie, thank you.
Raising you has been
the best thing I've ever done.
[old Dr. Fox] All right, this is it
That antidote took 50 years to make,
so we only have one shot at this.
Fire!
[roaring]
[all cheering]
[gasps]
No!
[crying] Oh, my little Fuzz-Fuzz!
Why did you do that?
He was done with his crazy,
out-of-control, destructive phase!
-Oh... uh... -What did she say?
I'm so old.
[coughs]
[Fuzz-Fuzz squeaks]
[closing theme music plays]