-This is the happiest day of my life. -Hi!
Actually, now it is. Whoo-hoo!
[opening theme music playing]
[announcer on TV] We now return you to The Soggy Cereal Marathon.
[chuckles] So soggy.
[groans] Dude, we've been watching this all day.
Can we please change the channel?
[groans] Fine.
Oh, yes! This is my favorite song!
♪ Hey, there, friend You're a real cool guy ♪
♪ You're the honeycrisp apple Of my eye ♪
♪ Now grab my hand And lean on me ♪
♪ We're the very best friends That friends could be ♪
Come on, dude. Sing with me!
-[changes channel] -Aw.
What up, channel flipper?
Hope you're watching with your very best bestie
'cause you're all invited to the first ever
Best Best Friends Competition!
Amigos from around the everywhere
will compete to see which besties are the best besties
in the world!
[both distorted] In the world!
And the winners get a fabulous prize!
It's the Bestest Best Friends Trophy!
Wow, Puppycorn!
Did you make that trophy all by yourself?
I did!
How ever did you know?
'Cause we're best friends!
Are you?
Dude, let's win their competition
and show everyone what awesome friends we are.
And more importantly, if we win,
that means there'll be a whole competition of losers
realizing they're terrible friends.
I mean, I guess.
But we're mainly going for friendship, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, friendship or whatever.
-Oh, yeah! -Let's do this!
High-five, best friend!
[both grunting]
-Sorry. Sorry. Wait. -No. No, no, no, no.
-Look. Slower. -[stutters] Just put your hand here and...
[both] Yeah!
[crowd cheering]
All right, Rick. Let's show these fools who the real best friends are.
Oh, I'm just here to clean.
That's right, bro. We're gonna mop the floor with these guys!
-Fist bump! -Ow.
What's with the cooler, Dr. Fox?
Oh, I couldn't find a scientifically perfect best friend,
so I grew one.
I love you, Dr. Fox.
Aw. You're my best work.
I love you, Dr. Fox.
[all chattering excitedly]
Look at all these chummy chumps, ripe for ruination!
Brock, we have to win!
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Best friend fist bump!
No time! I have some light sabotage to attend to.
Oh. Okay.
[horn blowing]
Welcome, buddies, comrades, and compadres alike,
to the Unikingdom's Best Best Friends Competition!
-[exclaiming] -[crowd cheering]
The competition rules are as follows.
When a team wins a challenge, their heart gets bigger.
The first team to reach the goal
wins the coveted Bestest Best Friends Trophy! Oh, yeah!
Friendship is the magical glue that holds this world together.
Is your glue the best glue?
Let's find out
right now!
It's time for the first event,
the Togetherness Race!
[all cheering]
You and your best friend will race through the streets,
all while tied together!
-Let's race. -Yippie!
Whoo-hoo! [laughs]
Yeah!
The faster you make it to the finish line,
the bigger your team's heart will grow.
Now, on your mark,
-get set... -Oh.
...friendship!
Good hustle, bro.
If you say so.
Ha! Good thing I edited your genes to give you wings.
I love you, Dr. Fox.
To victory!
This is so much fun!
Whee!
Oh. Dude, hurry! The race started already.
Just making sure we had first place in the bag.
Watch this.
Go, hungry possums! Go!
[all screaming]
[snarling]
[all screaming]
[screaming]
Hey, I don't remember adding any opossums to the race.
Karate! Karate! Rick, throw a punch or something, man.
I don't have hands.
[screams] Mutant, get us out of here.
-I love you, Dr. Fox. -[screaming]
[laughing]
Come on, dude, let's get hoppin'.
I brought our best friends shirt.
What? Everyone's out of commission.
We can win without racing in our stupid friends shirt.
Come on, it'll be fun!
No, no! No, no, no, no!
All right, let's race!
Whoops! Okay, let's try again.
Here, I'll count down.
No, I'll count down.
Three, two, one.
You're counting too fast, bro!
Well, you're jumping too fast.
Oh, hey, little dudes.
[snarling]
[both screaming]
Oh, no, bro. No one finished the race.
And these friends don't look very friendly.
[all arguing]
Uh, not the best start, but that's okay
'cause you're all going to love this next challenge.
-It's the Friendship Meal. -[horn blowing]
Nothing says friendship like sharing a plate of...
Chicken nuggets!
Ooh! So delicious.
You'll all take turns feeding nuggets to each other.
Oh, this'll be a piece of cake, bro.
[laughing]
First team to clean their plate wins.
[sniffing] Uh, these nuggets smell a little weird.
Oh, well, ready, set, nugget!
Chug those nugs!
-Mmm! -I love you, Dr. Fox.
[groans] Oh, man, my mouth's tingling.
Heat-index rising!
[Herbert screaming]
[laughing]
Man, all this sabotage works up an appetite.
Brock, feed me a non-spicy nugget.
Oddly specific, but here you go, bud.
Brock! What's wrong with our nuggets?
Oh, I found one of your bottles of hot sauce,
so I put it on the nugs for you.
[gasps, coughs]
Oh, you want more? Here you go!
No!
I need water, you fool!
Uh, dude, there's no need for yelling.
[gasps] Everybody's hearts are getting even smaller!
Stay calm, everyone. We still have one more challenge.
This one's sure to bring out the "best" in your "best friendship."
Activate the ultimate friendship challenge!
[crowd cheering]
It's the Best Friends Ultimate Obstacle Course!
You and your buddy will work together
to pass a veritable bevy of friendship challenges,
and avoid falling into the pool of Bad Vibes Pudding below!
To make it through, you must rely on teamwork,
comradery, and in-sync-atude!
Whoever wins this challenge are clearly the best friends in the whole world!
Are you ready?
-I don't want any friends anymore. -I guess.
Close enough. Friendship go!
All right, Flower, let's do this.
Time to shut these friendships down!
[exclaiming]
[screaming]
Nice going, Flower.
-Okay, lean on me, dude. -[both grunting]
Not so fast, chumps!
[both screaming]
[both grumbling]
Play a friend duet.
Okay, let's go!
[playing xylophone]
[both screaming]
[both grumbling]
Ow! What the--
[screaming]
Rick, catch me!
You know I don't have hands.
[screaming]
[both screaming]
[screams] Pudding sharks!
Yes, yes!
Looks like everyone else is disqualified,
making me the winner!
[laughing]
Uh, ready to start the obstacle course together?
Brock, don't you get it?
I don't care about these stupid games.
I only want to win the friendship competition
so I can see everyone else lose!
Oh. But I...
[sighs] You know what?
Never mind, dude.
-[all arguing] -[Richard] How do you not know by now that I don't have hands?
[buzzer sounds]
Oh no, Puppycorn!
This competition is a complete and utter failure!
-It is? -Instead of bringing these friends together,
it's tearing them apart!
No!
-[rumbling] -[both gasping]
Unikitty was right.
Friendship really is the magical glue
that holds the world together, literally!
[all screaming]
[exclaims]
No, my nuggies!
Yes! This stupid competition is toast!
Brock, what's wrong with you?
[groans] Dude, I wanted to do this with you
because I thought it would be fun.
I just wanted to have a good time with my best friend,
but forget it.
I'm clearly just in your way.
Maybe I should just move out
so you can ruin as many friendships as you want.
Just send my video games to my dad's house,
and my comic books, and my PVC figurines.
You can have joint custody of the cactus.
Wait! Come on, I didn't mean to...
Brock?
Dude?
[gasps]
[clears throat]
♪ Hey, there, friend You're a real cool guy ♪
♪ You're the honeycrisp apple Of my eye ♪
My favorite song!
You do care!
I'm sorry I ruined the competition for you, Brock.
Let's go show these losers what real friends look like.
Sis, look, they're goin' in!
♪ Hey, there, friend You're a real cool guy ♪
♪ You're the honeycrisp apple Of my eye ♪
♪ Now grab my hand And lean on me... ♪
So beautiful. Hold me, bro.
[sighs]
♪ We're buddies, comrades Partners in crime ♪
♪ I'm really yours
♪ And you're Really, really mine ♪
♪ You make my day You're so much fun... ♪
Oh, what are we doing?
The last 24 hours you've been alive
have been the best ever!
I love you, Dr Fox.
♪ Our song rings true
♪ There's a itty bitty...
It's working! All the friends are getting back together!
♪ Always by your side
♪ 'Cause I love you
♪ We're the very best Best of friends ♪
♪ 'Cause, buddy That's just how we do ♪
I love you, best bro.
Got my nugs back!
[farting]
Uh...
[horn blowing]
They did it!
The Best Best Friends are Master Frown and Brock!
Yes! We really are best friends!
Yeah, in your face, other friends!
-Whoo-hoo! -[all chanting] Friends! Friends! Friends!
Celebratory nugget!
[Master Frown screaming]
[closing theme music playing]