I never want this party to end.
Hi!
Oh, never mind, this is way better. Whoo!
[opening theme music playing]
[grunts]
[all excitedly] We love candy!
I want it in my face.
I want it in mah tummy!
[laughing]
I wanted to go to the stationary store.
It's "Free Envelope Friday."
No, Rick,
today is the day we pick
the Official Candy of the Unikingdom!
[joyful trumpet music plays]
Does the kingdom really need
an official candy?
Duh, yeah!
We have official things for everything else!
We have an Official Bread,
an Official Fish,
an Official Bird,
an official scary man who lives in the sewer...
Wha?
Even an Official Song!
[all excitedly] Official Song!
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Tight.
We gotta have an official candy, Rick!
And it's gotta be the very best candy!
-[trumpet music plays] -Ahhh!
If you want the very best candy,
I'd go with Cinnaburns!
It's like a science experiment
in your mouth. [chomps]
[screaming] Hot, hot, hot. Hot!
No way!
The best candy ever is totally Lickypops!
You can chew it, lick it,
and play it like a drumstick!
[mimicking drumming]
If you really insist on an official candy,
then sugar-free gum
is definitely the healthiest choice--
Nice try, everybody,
but the very best candy
in the whole kingdom is clearly my favorite...
Sweet Bun!
Aw, you're so squishy, and huggy and--
[Hawkodile] Flabby!
Your candy's gotta toughen up
if it wants to be the very best.
Like Chocolate Caesar!
His abs are rock hard,
just like mine.
Uh, no thanks.
Someone's gonna chip a tooth on that.
I say Sweet Buns are way better!
No way, Chocolate Caesar is the best!
Nuh-uh! Sweet Buns!
-Chocolate Caesar! -Sweet Buns!
Guys, guys, guys!
We shouldn't be fighting about
which candy is best.
We should let the candy fight for itself
to prove its superiority.
My Battle Blaster
has the power to turn any object
into a sentient fighting being!
And you invented this why?
I invented this why not?
Now behold!
[shudders]
[roars]
[growling]
[both grunting]
Argh!
[roaring victoriously]
[all except Richard] Whoo!
This is very ethically questionable.
Who wants to see fighting candy?
[all excitedly] We do! We do!
Then may the best candy win!
-Sweet Bun! -Chocolate Caesar!
Lickypops!
Cinnaburns!
Gum.
[all] Whoa!
Oh, yeah.
Cinnaburns is ready to roast the competition!
Cinna!
[chuckles] Candy friends!
-Licky. -[giggles]
[slurping]
Whee, Sweet Bun!
You look even sweeter alive!
Bun!
Ha! Save the sweets, Princess.
Any battle-hardened warrior
knows the only way to train a battle-hardened warrior
is to get them battle-hardened
with tough love!
Get to work! Give me 30 squats, Stat!
-Caesar. [grunts] -Get it!
-Rock those glutes! -[grunting]
Don't listen to him, my little sweetie,
I know you're gonna be the best candy.
Come on, let's get you ready to win.
Bun!
[upbeat music plays]
♪ Awaken, young lions
♪ Strike from above
♪ You're envoys of flavor
♪ Knights armed with love
♪ With zest for the crown
♪ I know that we can win
♪ Kick! Punch! Pow! Yum!
♪ Skimming seas And crossing skies ♪
♪ Fists clashing near and far
♪ Be the hero I know that you are ♪
♪ You're my delicious Candy star ♪
♪ Friend! We're quite the crew ♪
♪ Yum Yum Yum
♪ And you know I love you
♪ We're punching baddies In the wazoo ♪
♪ Fighters, don't be late
♪ 'Cause winning tastes Oh, so great! ♪
Enough training.
It's time to show you all whose candy is best!
[all] Yeah.
Last candy standing wins.
Works for me.
Sweet Bun, fight.
Chocolate Caesar, give it to 'em.
Lickypops, rock and roll!
Cinnaburns, bring the heat!
Have at them, Gum.
[Card Master] Action Clash Cards, go!
My action cards are surely
the best fighting cards in the kingdom.
Ha!
Uh, sorry, we're fighting with living candy
not fighty fight cards or whatever.
Uh... Just kidding.
Action flip away!
-All right anyway-- -[Domino Kid] Hyah!
Time to battle with my Duel Dominoes.
My tile arrangements will surely make me
the champion.
[yells] I said we're fighting with candy!
Oh, whoops!
Just gotta, uh, get all these... [chuckles nervously]
Hyah!
Ugh, any other off-brand challengers?
[male villain] How about baddies
with dramatic flair?
Who do cool dances with our real cool hair.
We fight and rhyme
and we're better than you.
Now prepare to fight with our...
[both] Battle Shrew!
[hisses]
[both] Ha!
No? Okay, carry on then.
-[hissing] -[grunts]
All right.
May the best candy win.
[all] Let's go, candy fighters!
[all exclaim]
Prepare to feel the burn.
Cinnaburns, use spice blast!
[inhales and exhales]
[weakly] Gum!
Gum!
Uh, just stay there, I think you're done.
[coughs weakly]
Lickypops!
Use pop-n-lock drum solo super smash.
Licky... Pops!
[both] Ahhh!
-Oh, no! -Yeah!
Way to bounce back, Sweet Bun.
-[thuds] -[grunts]
Caesar. What are you doing?
You call that fighting?
Get back up and give those pops
a royal snack down.
Caesar!
Chocolate... Caesar!
[grunts]
-[thuds] -[moans]
Oh, no!
Tough break, Lickypops.
Ba-dum-psshh.
Come on, Cinnaburns.
Use Cinnaspit.
Cinna... Ptoooie!
Ahhh!
[groans] Ooh, it burns.
Cinnaburns!
Hoisted by your own fiery petard.
Ah!
Whoo-hoo! Sweet Bun! I'm so proud of you!
Dial it in, Caesar, you're getting sloppy!
[frustrated] Choco...
Go get 'em, Sweet Bun,
and remember, no matter what you do
I'll always be proud of you!
Sweet.
Don't mess this up, Caesar. I mean it.
[grunts]
What kind of battle stance is that?
Come on, tighten those abs.
Fists up. Straighten those bars.
[yells] Attack!
[growling]
[yells] No!
Wait. They can say real words?
You can say real words?
[spits]
For too long
we have suffered under the reign
of our tormentors!
You say you love us candy,
yet you force us to fight!
Not to satisfy your appetite,
but to satisfy your selfish pride.
Well, no more...
Today we rise.
Today we bite back!
-[Chocolate Caesar grunts] -Ahhh!
He took my Battle Blaster!
Candy army, assemble.
[all screaming]
[all cackling]
-[candies cackling] -Ahhh!
[both] Ahhh!
You made us fight for your amusement,
now we'll make you fight for ours!
What? We gotta fight each other?
Oh, man, now that the situation is reversed
I see how morally unsound this whole concept was!
I told you we should have gone to the stationary store.
Sweet Bun, buddy,
you gotta help us.
Don't let Chocolate Caesar do this
Ignore her.
She is one of the tormentors.
Join your fellow candies,
you're one of us.
Come on, Bun, help us out.
Over here.
You belong with us. Come to me!
-Come on, Sweet Bun! -Join me.
-This way. Look at me! -Help us get free.
-Come over here right now! -Over here, girl!
[whimpering]
Sweet Bun?
[whimpering]
[sighs]
Bun.
[laughs]
That's what I thought.
Soft candy.
[gasps]
You should know,
you trained her that way.
[yells] Now fight.
[all laughing wickedly]
Sorry, Hawk,
I let the "Best Candy" thing get to my head.
I really do like Chocolate Caesar bars.
Yeah, Sweet Buns are pretty sweet too.
I think Chocolate Caesar
could use a little sweetness.
[gasps] That's it!
He could use a little sweetness.
And maybe a little tough love
will help convince Sweet Bun to help us!
Hmm, they want a fight?
We'll give 'em a fight!
Hawkodile, use compassion!
-Hooyah! [grunts] -[groans]
Chocolate Caesar!
I'm sorry I was so hard on you!
I just wanted to bring out the best in you, bro!
[growls]
Attack them!
[gasps and grunts]
[candy groans]
Unikitty, use "Brutal honesty"!
Got it!
[growls]
Sweet Bun,
if you're not comfortable with this situation,
then you need to stand up for yourself!
In fact, I'm disappointed in you that you didn't.
-Sweet Bun? -Don't listen to them!
Stop the oppressors!
[candy grunting]
[growls and screams]
Not cool, Caesar!
Wait, Hawk, use your inside voice.
Oh, right!
Bro, though I disagree with your methods,
I respect and value your moral stance.
You're driven and motivated
and I admire that about you.
Hmm...
Unikitty, constructive criticism!
[grunts] Hyah!
Sweet Bun, I loved you too much
and it made you soft!
Stand up for what you really believe in.
That's how you'll really be
the best candy!
Sweet... [grunts]
-Bun. -Sweet Bun!
What are you doing?
[all gasp in shock]
Sweet Bun.
Sweet Bun, bun sweet. Sweet, sweet bun.
Bun. Bun. Bun. Sweet, Sweet Bun.
Sweet Bun!
What?
I think Sweet Bun's trying to say that
it's silly to fight.
It doesn't matter
whose candy is the best candy,
as long as you like the candy you have!
[sniffs] You're right.
[grunts]
Sorry, Chocolate Caesar.
You'll always be the best candy in my book.
Thanks.
I love you, Dad.
[sniffs] Bro, I love you too, son.
Sweet Bun, you did it.
You saved us!
Sweet Bun!
-Licky-- -[licking]
[giggles] Oh, man,
I still have no idea what you guys are saying.
Sweet Bun. Sweet Bun.
Sweet Bun is saying,
"I think we should just let candy be candy."
Uh, probably a good idea.
The candy!
It's back to normal!
[all] Phew!
Man, I really worked up an appetite
after all that fighting.
Yeah, I could go for a snack...
[all chomping]
[closing theme music playing]