-This is the happiest day of my life. -Hi!
Actually now it is.
-Whoo-hoo! -[all cheering]
[opening theme music playing]
[Unikitty] Welcome ladies and gentlemen,
to the First Annual Unikingdom Awards!
I'm here on the red carpet
welcoming the kingdom's most glamorous stars.
Ooh. Here comes Puppycorn!
Lookin' sharp, lil bro.
Thanks sis.
Do we have to wear all this fancy stuff?
Yeah buddy, it's an award show.
Everyone has to look glamorous!
[horrific gasp] Dr. Fox?
What happened?
Ah man!
I was hoping no one would notice.
I was trying to make a glamour potion,
but I accidentally made an X-ray Lotion.
What a disaster.
Well, you still rock a classy dress!
Princess, I'm not comfortable with this.
All this glamour's restricting
my rad bodyguard karate skills!
[karate grunt]
Oh, man. Oh, man!
Oh, come on!
I actually quite like it.
Great.
Because tonight's going to be stupendous...
...ly miserable.
Master Frown?
First of all, I'm glad you came.
Second, love your outfits.
Very twinning.
Thanks.
I picked them myself.
Woop!
Belle of the ball right here.
Aw, so cute.
And third,
what are you talking about, Master Frown?
[laughs] Oh, come on.
Everyone knows award shows are
just to give people worthless prizes
for meaningless accomplishments.
Plus...
they're boring.
I wouldn't miss a night
this dismal for the world!
You're wrong, Frown.
People love getting awards
and I'm gonna make tonight so fun,
people will wanna do this every single year forever!
[laughs mockingly] We shall see.
-[audience applauding] -[instrumental music plays]
[excitedly] Hi!
And thanks for coming everybody!
We'll be getting to the awards
in just a minute.
Boring.
Because first we have to do our...
"Opening musical number!"
Hit it!
♪ Tonight's the night
♪ And you're the star
♪ Everyone's a winner
♪ Oh, yes ya are... [kisses]
♪ You're the best
♪ And it's time you know
♪ So sit back, relax, And enjoy the show ♪
-[fireworks crackling] -Except you, Rick.
I need you to be a stagehand.
[sighs]
Very good.
♪ So don't be cranky
♪ You won't be bored
♪ It's Unikingdom awards!
-[rope snaps] -Ahhh!
[thuds]
[all screaming]
[muffled] Ugh!
Hey, did I win?
Yes!
That was actually our first award of the night,
Most Likely To Be Crushed By A Giant Statue.
-Ugh. -Congratulations.
Oh, awesome I won!
[all cheering]
What? Don't clap for that.
That's not a real award you dorks!
Oh, wow, good for him.
Our next category this evening is...
Best Little Bro
a Princess Could Ever Ask For.
[softly] And the nominees are...
Puppycorn!
Me? Oh, man, I hope I win!
Fee Bee!
Yes, I totally got this!
And Master Frown!
[softly] Dude, you might win it!
That category was clearly made up
just so Puppycorn could win!
And the winner is...
[tense music plays]
[excitedly] Puppycorn!
Aw, man!
Whoo-hoo! I won.
I can't believe it!
See?
Congratulations, little bro!
You also get awards
for Coolest Little Puppy Dude Around
and Best Name That Rhymes with Schmuppycorn.
Who else would even win that?
You'll get it next year, Gluppy Corn.
[sniffs] Thanks, Schmunikitty.
Next up, we have the award
for Most Yolked.
The nominees are...
Hawkodile...
[gasps] Aw, man!
Action Cop number one...
Huh, me?
All right, bro, you got this!
Eagleator...
Hmm. [growls]
[grunts]
...And Master Frown.
Bro, you got nominated again?
[chuckles] You know, if this wasn't so fixed
I might actually have a shot at this...
And the winner is...
Hawkodile!
[grunts]
[gasps] Yes!
Most shredded in the kingdom!
In your face, Eagleator!
[yells] Ahhh!
[both grunting]
[Hawkodile] Hey! Back off. [grunts]
I won fair and square!
[both grunting]
Uh...Hey, lil bro,
do you wanna present the next award?
[gnawing] Huh?
Do I?
Here, just read the cards.
Okay.
[awkwardly] "The next award is
for 'Best Science Disaster.'
Insert science joke here.
Pause for laughter."
Oh...
[softly] Wait. I don't get it.
[whispers] Just open the envelope.
Oh, right. [chuckles nervously]
And... the winner is...
Cupcake Monster!
[laughing]
Oh, sorry. Wrong envelope.
The winner is...
Master Frown!
What?
[chuckles] Just kidding.
The real winner is actually...
Ted Butters!
[happy quacks]
Oops. Wrong envelope again.
[angry quack]
The winner is...
Master Frown!
-Really? -Oop, no. Sorry.
I keep messin' these up.
Uh... which one is it?
Oh! Here we go.
Best Science Disaster goes to...
Dr. Fox!
Huh? Wow!
Thank you, everyone.
Nothing makes me feel more alive
than seeing my own skeleton.
Cha-cha, cha-cha, cha-cha!
[all applauding]
And the award
for Most Picked-On Doom Lord goes to...
[gasps]
...Master Papercut!
What?
Congratulations!
[snarls]
And the award for Best Person
Who Wears a Dark Cloak goes to...
[whimpers nervously]
Lil' Bean.
He recently started wearing a cloak
and looks great.
[cheering] Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha!
[frustrated] Oh, come on!
Best Wacky Duo...
[both exclaim excitedly]
Toaster and Toast!
Ahhh!
Actually we have a tie.
[both gasp]
Block Dudes, get up here,
you won too!
Ha! No way!
[growls angrily]
And the winner is...
[all cheering]
And the winner is...
[dolphin clicking]
And the winner is...
[dolphin clicking]
Everyone having a good time?
I love this, whoo-hoo!
And Best Audience Member goes to Bim Bom!
[Bim Bom groans] Still loving this!
Man, this whole show is rigged.
What makes you say that?
I don't have a single award.
-I thought you didn't care. -I don't.
[teasing] Yeah, you do.
-I thought you didn't care. -I don't.
-You want an award... -What are you talking about?
-...so bad. -I don't care...
-it's just rigged, that's all. -You're all like "Ooh...
-...this is dumb... -It's dumb 'cause it's not legit,
-this is lame... -'cause if it was...
-I'd have at least one trophy! -...award shows are so dumb."
And now you're all like, "Wah... where's my trophy?"
[giggles]
And now, the award for
Most Notable Resident of Frown Town...
[both gasp]
Finally!
...Goes to Brock.
[yells] How is this happening?
Yes!
Here, hold my trophies, bro.
[sighs]
Oh I, just... uh... [chuckles nervously]
Phew. Oh, wow.
[laughs maniacally]
U... I just uh...
[laughs]
And just for that,
you win Best Speech too.
That's it, I'm outta here!
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for our last award of the evening.
The final category is...
Frown Master.
[dramatic gasp] Yes!
Finally.
I thought I'd never win!
And the winner is...
Yes, yes...
Richard,
'cause he's always frowning!
[gasps]
I'm real proud of you, bro.
Thank you.
I've prepared a short speech.
Ahem.
The dictionary defines
"frown" as "a downward contraction
-[angrily] That... is... -...of muscles around the lips
-[screams] ...it! -which when properly formed
give the impression to the viewer...
-...of a disapproving--" -Ha!
Look Rick, good for you.
Blah, blah, blah, blah!
But if anyone should be "Frown Master"
it should be me!
My name is literally Master Frown.
Hmm, I'm not seeing the connection.
Just like you can't see my skin.
Ha-cha!
[growls]
This is the dumbest, worst, most dumb,
awful, bad, dumb award show ever! Blech.
Yoink! [laughs]
No way man,
we all got trophies!
[excitedly] Yeah, trophies!
[all cheering]
Whatever.
This whole thing is obviously rigged,
'cause everyone got one of those
lame trophies but me.
It's not rigged, Master Frown.
This whole show was to recognize
how good everyone is.
I gave out awards for being the best,
and trying your best.
Maybe you should just...
try and be a better person.
[echoing] ...better person.
Better person.
Better person...
[voice fades]
Well, that's all the time we have!
-See y'all next year! -[crowd applauding]
[determined] Oh, I'll be a better person, all right.
I'll be the best person in the world!
And next year,
I'm gonna win all the awards.
[laughs maniacally]
-[quacks maniacally] -Quiet!
[straining and grunting]
[gasps]
[straining] Gotta... be a... better... person!
-Huh? Ahhh! -[explodes]
[whimpering]
[barking]
[nervously] Uh...
Huh? [laughs] I did it!
Wow!
[all exclaiming]
[grunting] Self... im... prove... ment!
[straining]
[meowing]
[grunts]
Ahhh!
-[grunts] -[people cheering]
[all] Whoo-hoo!
-You're the best! -What a hero.
[straining] [grunts]
[growls]
[roars]
[machine whirring]
[moaning in pain]
Huh? Ah...
[dramatic music plays]
Ah!
I've done it.
I'm now the best version of myself.
Hey dude, your agent called.
[confused] I can't remember
if it was your fitness agent
or your cloak modeling agent.
Maybe it was your science agent.
Is that a thing?
-Hold my calls, Brock. -[glass breaks]
I've got a date with destiny.
[upbeat instrumental music]
Well, let's have a round of applause
for this year's winner...
Yeah! Huh?
Hey...
Where is everybody?
Oh, hey Master Frown!
We're not doing the awards this year.
[surprised] What?
Last year was fun
and everybody loved their trophies,
but you were right...
award shows are pretty boring.
But...
I spent the whole year becoming a better person.
I was gonna win all the awards!
[awkwardly] Oh, um...
uh... yeah.
Uh, looks like you win the award for... uh...
The Only Guy Who Showed Up For the Cancelled Award Show!
Congratulations,
you really earned it.
[overwhelmed] Oh, wow!
I've never...
I've never been so happy in my life.
Oh... oh, it's beautiful,
[chuckles] it's so beautiful!
[laughs] Yeah.
-Oh, thank you. -You sure are a winner.
-Thank you... -All right then...
-...I'm just gonna go. -I finally won something!
Bye.
[overwhelming cry]
[closing theme music playing]