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-This is the happiest day
of my life.
-Hi!

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Actually now it is.

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-Whoo-hoo!
-[all cheering]

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[opening theme music playing]

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[Unikitty] Welcome
ladies and gentlemen,

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to the First Annual
Unikingdom Awards!

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I'm here on
the red carpet

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welcoming the kingdom's
most glamorous stars.

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Ooh. Here comes Puppycorn!

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Lookin' sharp, lil bro.

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Thanks sis.

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Do we have to wear
all this fancy stuff?

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Yeah buddy,
it's an award show.

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Everyone has to
look glamorous!

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[horrific gasp] Dr. Fox?

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What happened?

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Ah man!

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I was hoping
no one would notice.

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I was trying to make
a glamour potion,

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but I accidentally made
an X-ray Lotion.

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What a disaster.

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Well, you still rock
a classy dress!

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Princess, I'm not
comfortable with this.

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All this glamour's restricting

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my rad bodyguard
karate skills!

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[karate grunt]

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Oh, man. Oh, man!

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Oh, come on!

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I actually quite like it.

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Great.

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Because tonight's
going to be stupendous...

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...ly miserable.

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Master Frown?

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First of all,
I'm glad you came.

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Second, love your outfits.

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Very twinning.

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Thanks.

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I picked them myself.

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Woop!

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Belle of the ball
right here.

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Aw, so cute.

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And third,

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what are you
talking about,
Master Frown?

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[laughs] Oh, come on.

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Everyone knows
award shows are

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just to give people
worthless prizes

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for meaningless
accomplishments.

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Plus...

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they're boring.

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I wouldn't miss a night

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this dismal
for the world!

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You're wrong, Frown.

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People love
getting awards

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and I'm gonna
make tonight so fun,

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people will wanna do this
every single year forever!

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[laughs mockingly]
We shall see.

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-[audience applauding]
-[instrumental music plays]

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[excitedly] Hi!

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And thanks for
coming everybody!

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We'll be getting
to the awards

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in just a minute.

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Boring.

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Because first
we have to do our...

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"Opening musical number!"

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Hit it!

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♪ Tonight's the night

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♪ And you're the star

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♪ Everyone's a winner

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♪ Oh, yes ya are...  [kisses]

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♪ You're the best

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♪ And it's time you know

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♪ So sit back, relax,
And enjoy the show ♪

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-[fireworks crackling]
-Except you, Rick.

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I need you to be
a stagehand.

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[sighs]

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Very good.

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♪ So don't be cranky

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♪ You won't be bored

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♪ It's Unikingdom awards!

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-[rope snaps]
-Ahhh!

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[thuds]

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[all screaming]

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[muffled] Ugh!

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Hey, did I win?

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Yes!

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That was actually
our first award
of the night,

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Most Likely To Be Crushed
By A Giant Statue.

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-Ugh.
-Congratulations.

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Oh, awesome I won!

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[all cheering]

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What? Don't clap for that.

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That's not
a real award
you dorks!

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Oh, wow,
good for him.

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Our next category
this evening is...

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Best Little Bro

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a Princess Could
Ever Ask For.

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[softly]
And the nominees are...

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Puppycorn!

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Me? Oh, man, I hope I win!

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Fee Bee!

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Yes, I totally got this!

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And Master Frown!

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[softly] Dude,
you might win it!

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That category was
clearly made up

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just so Puppycorn
could win!

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And the winner is...

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[tense music plays]

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[excitedly] Puppycorn!

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Aw, man!

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Whoo-hoo! I won.

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I can't believe it!

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See?

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Congratulations,
little bro!

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You also get awards

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for Coolest Little
Puppy Dude Around

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and Best Name
That Rhymes
with Schmuppycorn.

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Who else would
even win that?

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You'll get it
next year,
Gluppy Corn.

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[sniffs] Thanks, Schmunikitty.

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Next up,
we have the award

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for Most Yolked.

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The nominees are...

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Hawkodile...

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[gasps] Aw, man!

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Action Cop
number one...

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Huh, me?

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All right, bro,
you got this!

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Eagleator...

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Hmm. [growls]

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[grunts]

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...And Master Frown.

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Bro, you got
nominated again?

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[chuckles] You know,
if this wasn't so fixed

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I might actually
have a shot at this...

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And the winner is...

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Hawkodile!

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[grunts]

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[gasps] Yes!

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Most shredded
in the kingdom!

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In your face, Eagleator!

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[yells] Ahhh!

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[both grunting]

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[Hawkodile]
Hey! Back off. [grunts]

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I won fair and square!

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[both grunting]

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Uh...Hey, lil bro,

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do you wanna present
the next award?

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[gnawing] Huh?

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Do I?

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Here, just read the cards.

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Okay.

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[awkwardly] "The next award is

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for 'Best Science Disaster.'

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Insert science joke here.

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Pause for laughter."

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Oh...

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[softly] Wait.
I don't get it.

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[whispers]
Just open the envelope.

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Oh, right.
[chuckles nervously]

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And... the winner is...

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Cupcake Monster!

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[laughing]

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Oh, sorry.
Wrong envelope.

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The winner is...

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Master Frown!

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What?

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[chuckles] Just kidding.

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The real winner is actually...

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Ted Butters!

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[happy quacks]

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Oops. Wrong envelope again.

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[angry quack]

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The winner is...

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Master Frown!

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-Really?
-Oop, no. Sorry.

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I keep messin'
these up.

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Uh... which one is it?

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Oh! Here we go.

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Best Science Disaster
goes to...

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Dr. Fox!

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Huh? Wow!

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Thank you, everyone.

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Nothing makes me
feel more alive

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than seeing
my own skeleton.

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Cha-cha, cha-cha, cha-cha!

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[all applauding]

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And the award

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for Most Picked-On
Doom Lord goes to...

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[gasps]

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...Master Papercut!

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What?

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Congratulations!

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[snarls]

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And the award
for Best Person

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Who Wears a
Dark Cloak goes to...

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[whimpers nervously]

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Lil' Bean.

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He recently started
wearing a cloak

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and looks great.

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[cheering] Cha-cha-cha.
Cha-cha-cha!

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[frustrated] Oh, come on!

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Best Wacky Duo...

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[both exclaim excitedly]

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Toaster and Toast!

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Ahhh!

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Actually we have a tie.

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[both gasp]

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Block Dudes,
get up here,

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you won too!

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Ha! No way!

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[growls angrily]

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And the winner is...

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[all cheering]

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And the winner is...

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[dolphin clicking]

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And the winner is...

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[dolphin clicking]

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Everyone having
a good time?

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I love this, whoo-hoo!

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And Best Audience Member
goes to Bim Bom!

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[Bim Bom groans]
Still loving this!

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Man, this whole show is rigged.

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What makes you say that?

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I don't have a single award.

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-I thought you didn't care.
-I don't.

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[teasing] Yeah, you do.

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-I thought you didn't care.
-I don't.

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-You want an award...
-What are you talking about?

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-...so bad.
-I don't care...

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-it's just rigged, that's all.
-You're all like "Ooh...

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-...this is dumb...
-It's dumb 'cause
it's not legit,

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-this is lame...
-'cause if it was...

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-I'd have at least one trophy!
-...award shows are so dumb."

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And now you're all like,
"Wah... where's my trophy?"

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[giggles]

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And now, the award for

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Most Notable Resident
of Frown Town...

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[both gasp]

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Finally!

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...Goes to Brock.

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[yells] How is this happening?

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Yes!

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Here, hold my trophies, bro.

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[sighs]

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Oh I, just... uh...
[chuckles nervously]

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Phew. Oh, wow.

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[laughs maniacally]

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U... I just uh...

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[laughs]

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And just for that,

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you win Best Speech too.

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That's it,
I'm outta here!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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it's time for our
last award
of the evening.

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The final category is...

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Frown Master.

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[dramatic gasp] Yes!

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Finally.

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I thought
I'd never win!

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And the winner is...

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Yes, yes...

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Richard,

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'cause he's
always frowning!

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[gasps]

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I'm real proud of you, bro.

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Thank you.

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I've prepared
a short speech.

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Ahem.

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The dictionary defines

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"frown" as
"a downward contraction

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-[angrily] That... is...
-...of muscles around the lips

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-[screams] ...it!
-which when properly formed

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give the impression
to the viewer...

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-...of a disapproving--"
-Ha!

275
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Look Rick, good for you.

276
00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:43,680
Blah, blah, blah, blah!

277
00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:46,117
But if anyone should be
"Frown Master"

278
00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:47,205
it should be me!

279
00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:49,947
My name is literally
Master Frown.

280
00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,036
Hmm, I'm not seeing
the connection.

281
00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,299
Just like
you can't see
my skin.

282
00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,649
Ha-cha!

283
00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:56,780
[growls]

284
00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,216
This is the dumbest,
worst, most dumb,

285
00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,262
awful, bad, dumb
award show ever! Blech.

286
00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,221
Yoink! [laughs]

287
00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,527
No way man,

288
00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,094
we all got trophies!

289
00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,357
[excitedly] Yeah, trophies!

290
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,663
[all cheering]

291
00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:10,794
Whatever.

292
00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,187
This whole thing is
obviously rigged,

293
00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,536
'cause everyone got
one of those

294
00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:14,929
lame trophies but me.

295
00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,713
It's not rigged,
Master Frown.

296
00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,498
This whole show
was to recognize

297
00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,760
how good everyone is.

298
00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,631
I gave out awards
for being the best,

299
00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:23,459
and trying your best.

300
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,721
Maybe you should just...

301
00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,636
try and be
a better person.

302
00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,681
[echoing] ...better person.

303
00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,160
Better person.

304
00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,466
Better person...

305
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,467
[voice fades]

306
00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,339
Well, that's all
the time we have!

307
00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,950
-See y'all next year!
-[crowd applauding]

308
00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,561
[determined] Oh, I'll be a
better person, all right.

309
00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,477
I'll be the
best person
in the world!

310
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,696
And next year,

311
00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:44,480
I'm gonna win
all the awards.

312
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,744
[laughs maniacally]

313
00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,833
-[quacks maniacally]
-Quiet!

314
00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,531
[straining and grunting]

315
00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,010
[gasps]

316
00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,972
[straining] Gotta...
be a... better... person!

317
00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,540
-Huh? Ahhh!
-[explodes]

318
00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,108
[whimpering]

319
00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,286
[barking]

320
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,810
[nervously] Uh...

321
00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:12,116
Huh? [laughs]
I did it!

322
00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:15,598
Wow!

323
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,773
[all exclaiming]

324
00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,123
[grunting] Self...
im... prove... ment!

325
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,560
[straining]

326
00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:21,430
[meowing]

327
00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,433
[grunts]

328
00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:25,739
Ahhh!

329
00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:26,870
-[grunts]
-[people cheering]

330
00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,306
[all] Whoo-hoo!

331
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,178
-You're the best!
-What a hero.

332
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,745
[straining]
[grunts]

333
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:32,659
[growls]

334
00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,356
[roars]

335
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,444
[machine whirring]

336
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,619
[moaning in pain]

337
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,708
Huh? Ah...

338
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,797
[dramatic music plays]

339
00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,364
Ah!

340
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,539
I've done it.

341
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,760
I'm now
the best version
of myself.

342
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,065
Hey dude, your agent called.

343
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,284
[confused]
I can't remember

344
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,677
if it was your
fitness agent

345
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,200
or your cloak modeling agent.

346
00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,419
Maybe it was your
science agent.

347
00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,595
Is that a thing?

348
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,031
-Hold my calls, Brock.
-[glass breaks]

349
00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:59,599
I've got a date
with destiny.

350
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,296
[upbeat instrumental music]

351
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,520
Well, let's have
a round of applause

352
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,697
for this year's winner...

353
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,263
Yeah! Huh?

354
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,656
Hey...

355
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,875
Where is everybody?

356
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,485
Oh, hey Master Frown!

357
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,313
We're not doing
the awards this year.

358
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,270
[surprised] What?

359
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,402
Last year was fun

360
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,838
and everybody
loved their trophies,

361
00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:22,839
but you were right...

362
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,754
award shows are
pretty boring.

363
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,321
But...

364
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,062
I spent the whole year
becoming a better person.

365
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,499
I was gonna win
all the awards!

366
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,761
[awkwardly] Oh, um...

367
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,067
uh... yeah.

368
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,199
Uh, looks like you win
the award for... uh...

369
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,593
The Only Guy Who Showed Up
For the Cancelled Award Show!

370
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:39,769
Congratulations,

371
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,944
you really earned it.

372
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,859
[overwhelmed]
Oh, wow!

373
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,252
I've never...

374
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,689
I've never been
so happy in my life.

375
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,909
Oh... oh, it's beautiful,

376
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:51,433
[chuckles] it's so beautiful!

377
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:52,782
[laughs] Yeah.

378
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,697
-Oh, thank you.
-You sure are a winner.

379
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,264
-Thank you...
-All right then...

380
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,569
-...I'm just gonna go.
-I finally won something!

381
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:58,483
Bye.

382
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,660
[overwhelming cry]

383
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,534
[closing theme music playing]