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-I never want
this party to end!
-Hi!

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Oh, never mind.
This is way better. Whoo!

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[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[surprised] Huh?

5
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[singing] ♪ Happy, happy
birthday, your birthday
is right now ♪

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-[screams] Aah!
-♪ So happy happy birthday to
my best friend Master Frown! ♪

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♪ It's time to eat some cake
and these presents
are for you ♪

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♪ I also made a banner
so whoopy-doopy doo! ♪

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[yells] Happy birthday!

10
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Enough already!
I hate my birthday!

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But birthday are your
special day when everything
goes your way!

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Not for me!
Birthdays just remind me

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that I've spent another year
as a low level Doom Lord

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who can't even ruin anybody's
day without messing up.

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[whistling]

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[sneaky laugh]

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So this year I give up.

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I'm gonna let this birthday
be what it always is...

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terrible!

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♪ Gloomy birthday to me

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♪ Hopeless birthday to me--
[surprised] Huh?

22
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Oh, man, I'm losing'
my balance!
Sir, a little help?

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No way it's that easy.

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Oh, real nice, man!

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[chuckles] Sweet!

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But my birthday still stinks.

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Mm... I do love me a fine pie.

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[surprised] Oh!

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Ahhh! Oh, real nice, man.

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Oh, man, could this finally
be a good birthday?
[gasps]

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-[heavenly chorus]
-It is a good birthday.

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Oh! No, no, no.

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[screams] Why would you
stand so close to a cactus?

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Oh, real nice, man!

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♪ Happy birthday to me!
Woo-hoo!

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Happy birthday indeed,
Master Frown.

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Great job cactus kid,
we're clear.

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-Thanks Unikitty.
-We nailed it, bro!

39
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But really, all this for Frown?

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Yes! Master Frown has been
a grumpy little grump
his whole life.

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But everyone deserves
a happy birthday,

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so I'm gonna cheer him up
whether he likes it or not.

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Good thing I was able
to smuggle out his
secret birthday list with my

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espionage skills!

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[screams]
Espionage!

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Okay everyone, continue with
Stage 1.

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Depress Random People
in the Kingdom!

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Alright, next on Frown's list:

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Make a Bunny Cry.

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Ready the bunny!

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Ooh, hope I don't drop it.

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[gasps]
Butterfingers.
[evil fingers]

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[sobs]

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Very realistic crying.
What's next?

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Spoil a Bowl of Soup.

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Very specific, but okay!

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[screams]
Let's get to it people!

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[buttons beeping]

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-[sneaky laugh]
-Will you pass the salt,
young man?

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Oh, sure thing, old timer.

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Here you go. Oops.

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Hope you like it salty,
grandpa!

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[muffled]
I don't like it salty...

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This is the best birthday
I've ever had!

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Unikitty, this might be your
best work!

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And we're not done yet,

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'cause now it's time for...
Stage Two:

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Mess With People
Who Actually Matter.

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[muffled] Hey, we matter!

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Oh, yes, yes, yes
of course you do.

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Who is that?

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Okay ready. What do I do again?

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Just let him take your candy

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and then act real sad.

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You got it, sis!

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I'll take that!--

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-Wait, who are you talking to?
-Who are you talking to?

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What? I'm talking to you!

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Okay.

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[Unikitty]  Little bro
say your line,
"Oh, no, my lollipop!"

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Oh, no, my lollipop.

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[Unikitty]  Now say, "Wahh!"

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Wah!

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[laughing] Yes!
Cry your bitter tears!

85
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Nice job, little bro.

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Nice job, little bro.

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Stop it!
We're not related, weirdo!

88
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It's beatdown time, buster!

89
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Ha! I'm not scared of you,
tough guy.

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Frown's on a winning streak
today!

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Not for long!

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[Unikitty]  Remember, you have
to let Frown win!

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Man, do I have to?

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It's on the list.
[yells]  Let him win!

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Ugh. Fine!

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Frown, stop right there.
You're gonna get it now.

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Bring it, bird man!

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Okay.

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[groaning]

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[struggling]

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Too slow! Whoa!

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[flat voice] You move so fast.
I cannot land a hit.

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That's right, taste the pain!

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[weak slaps]

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[groans]

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[grunts]

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[flat voice]
Oh, no! Frown is too good,
I am defeated!

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Don't quit your day job,
Wimpodile!

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00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:04,739
You're no match for a real
champion like Master Frown!

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[moans]

111
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-[Master Frown laughing]
-That was the most painful
battle I've ever fought.

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[Unikitty]
You're a true hero, Hawk.

113
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Rick, he's headed your way.
Get ready to lose your page.

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[flat voice] Without my trusty
bookmark, I would lose my page.
I hope no one takes it...

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Snatch. Lost you pages!

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[growling]

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Nice acting Rick,
your angry face
looks so real!

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[angrily] Happy... to help.

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[squeals]

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Alright, next on the list
is Mess Up the Lab.

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Dr. Fox, you're up!

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[quivers]
Oh...

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[laughing] Ooh.

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-My poor baby, I can't watch.
-[robots screaming] Help!
Danger, danger!

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Bye bye!

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[laughs] Huh?

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Ooh!

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It's for the birthday,

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Frown's on a
roll today, baby!

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It's all part of the plan,
it's all gonna be worth it.

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It's definitely
really worth it.

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[coughs] Doctor...

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-[screams] Robot!
-[robot coughs]

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[weakly] Re-boot me, please.

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[sobs]

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Re-boot...
[powering down]

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[screams]
Curse you Frown.

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[laughs] This is the best day
of my life!

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Yes, yes, my joyful
little Frown.

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Unikitty, I know you want
to cheer up Frown

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but this is way too much!

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Don't worry, friends.
Stage 2 is complete,

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and only Stage 3 remains:

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the last item on Frown's list.

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Huh? But it says:
Defeat Unikitty?

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Sis are you crazy?

147
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Crazy about birthdays,
li'l bro. Come on.

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[evil voice]
It's time to take me down.

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Lady Luck's on my side today!

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Maybe this birthday
I can finally attempt

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the impossible.

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-[Unikitty] Master Frown!
-Huh?

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00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:56,633
Unikitty.

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We are here to stop
you, once and for all!

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No way!

156
00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:04,075
I'm having too awesome
a birthday to have it ruined
by you goobs!

157
00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,425
Get him!

158
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[unenthusiastic battle cries]

159
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Bark bark bark bark bark bark!

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[weak slaps]

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00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,568
Such karate!

162
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He's so cool and well trained!

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00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,921
You got that right!
[screams]

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Give up Frown,

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you'll never get away with
whatever you're trying to
get away with

166
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and have an [giddy]
amazing fantastic birthday!

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You think I'm just all about
little low-key downers,
but not this time!

168
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Huh?

169
00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:41,112
Uh, what's he building?

170
00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,984
The instrument of your demise,

171
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and my plan all along... Hah!

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[all] What!

173
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[quivering]

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Farewell, Unidorks!

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00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,521
[explosions]

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00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:04,396
Uh, I mean... Oh, no!

177
00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,269
[fake hurt voice] You found
my one weakness, light rain!

178
00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:10,098
You have won and I am
totally officially defeated!

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What an awesome day for you!

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00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:16,452
Argh!
[pretends to groan in pain]

181
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,325
Yes, I finally did it!

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00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,762
[everyone gasps]

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00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,504
Master Doom?
Why are you here?

184
00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:27,681
Wow, let's hear it
for Master Frown!

185
00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:31,554
I can't believe
I'm saying this
but I am really impressed.

186
00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,469
Wow boss, you are?

187
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,994
I had my doubts, but seeing how
many people's days you ruined,

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00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,693
and even defeated Unikitty
on your own and...

189
00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:40,737
Uh...

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00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:43,653
[giggling]

191
00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,612
Okay, what's going on with her?

192
00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:49,050
[laughing] I can't keep it
a secret any more.

193
00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:52,053
Master Frown, we staged
the whole thing!

194
00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:53,228
You what?

195
00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,664
I wanted to cheer you up,

196
00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,840
so Brock gave us
your birthday wish list

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00:08:56,884 --> 00:09:00,583
and we all helped act
everything out to make
your dreams come true!

198
00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:03,325
Master Frown, is this true?

199
00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:07,459
[laughs insanely]

200
00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:10,027
Okay, what's going on
with you now?

201
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:13,640
Surprise!
I planned the whole thing!

202
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,337
[all] What!

203
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,514
Did you dweebs really think
I care about my birthday?

204
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,603
That wasn't a "birthday list".

205
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,126
That list was my to-do list

206
00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,825
to finally get my
Doom Lord promotion!

207
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:27,741
I planted it so
Brock would give it to you.

208
00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,917
Oh! I gotta go tell Unikitty!

209
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,267
Espionage!

210
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,792
Then I just had to act
all mopey and sad
on my birthday...

211
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,489
and voila!

212
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,753
You dopes did all the work,
kicked your own butts,

213
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:42,625
and I finished my list
without hardly lifting
a finger.

214
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,105
I'm a genius!

215
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:47,325
Huh. That is a genuinely clever
evil plot.

216
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,632
But I thought
we were tricking you!

217
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,895
Too bad, so sad,
turns out I'm rad!

218
00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,723
Oh, that's good.

219
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:57,814
Master Frown, you are hereby
officially promoted.

220
00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:58,859
Uh-oh.

221
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,513
Yes, finally!

222
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:04,647
[evil laugh]

223
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,308
-[everyone gasps]
-I feel like this backfired.

224
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:14,962
I can feel the power.

225
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:16,920
The misery I'll spread!

226
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:20,968
And every sunken heart
shall utter the same name
in despair,

227
00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,231
and that name shall be...

228
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:27,104
Master Big Frown!

229
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,280
Uh, really?

230
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,805
You're going with "Master Big
Frown"?

231
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,720
What? It's an awesome name.

232
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:34,721
Is it though?

233
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,200
It's super cool!

234
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:39,029
-Nah!
-It's pretty unimpressive.

235
00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:42,032
Silence! Is this unimpressive?

236
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:46,689
-[thunder rumbling]
-Witness the true power
of a real doom lord!

237
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:52,869
[evil laugh]

238
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,523
Oh, man, sorry,
did I miss the part

239
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,959
where everyone says
happy birthday?

240
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,657
I'll just say it again
just in case...

241
00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,572
Happy birthday, Master Frown!

242
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,794
[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]