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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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[Brent] Hey, Karen.

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Hey, didn't I
fill you up yesterday?

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Where'd you drive to,
the moon?

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Tickie, tickie,
tickie, tickie...

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What's going on?

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Am I on 60 Minutes?

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Every time I leave Corner Gas,

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I get a rock stuck in my tire

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from your gravel,

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and then all I hear
when I drive

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is "tickie, tickie, tickie."

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What do you want me
to do about it?

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Pave the parking lot.

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Yeah, that's a reasonable
$40,000 solution

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to your tire
going "tickie."

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Well, you're a full-service
gas station.

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Let's see some service.

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All right, fine,

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I'll dig it out.

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Ooh, Spider-Man
underpants, huh?

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I didn't know
they made those

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for ages bald and up.

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Age "bald-ING,"
thank you very much.

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All done.

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That'll be five bucks.

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You're charging me?

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But it's your rock!

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I'm just returning it.

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It's not a pop can.

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I'm a man of business,

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and I provided a service.

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You can keep the rock.

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I said you could
keep the rock!

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She took my knife.

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Maybe she already
has a rock.

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A $60 ticket?

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For what?

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Possession
of a folding blade.

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It's illegal in Dog River.

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What?

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I use a folding blade
all the time!

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For cutting strings
or fending off coyotes.

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You're kidding me,
right?

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Afraid not.
You can look it up.

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I will look it up.

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Nice doing business
with you.

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Ha!

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You're not gonna
pay that, are you?

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I shouldn't.

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But I probably will.

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I'm worried
about my police record.

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Police record?

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Mr. Superhero Underpants
has a police record?

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What did you do?

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You can't just drop that
and walk away!

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You're a disgrace to your gonch!

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♪ You think
there's not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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[TV playing]
You'll see, Meredith.

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The day he wakes up
from that coma,

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he'll take my hand

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and tell me he loves me.

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- No, Lucinda!

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It's me he truly loves.

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He only said
those things to you

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because he was possessed
by your dead husband!

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[muttering] Yeah,
the husband you rat poisoned.

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Oh, look,
he's opening his eyes!

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[gasps in shock]

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I'm heading out
for a bit.

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He's reaching out his hand...

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-But for who?
-...but for who?

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You want to know
where I'm going?

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Raphael?

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Or when
I'm coming back?

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I know when
you're coming back.

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Lunchtime.
You never miss it.

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I'm off
to Corner Gas!

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Ha!

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Now you know, whether
you like it or not!

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[laughing]

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[front door opens and closes]

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Do you hear me?

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[front door opens]
Hey, Emma.

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Oh, for Pete's sake.

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You know Brent doesn't
live here anymore, right?

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I'm here because

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I got a new job.

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You didn't have
an old job.

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I am a money manager.

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That can't possibly be true.

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My card.

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This is a "buy ten subs,
get one free" card.

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Where do you think
I got all the money

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for those subs?

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My clients give me
their loose change,

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I swap it to local businesses
for bills,

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and keep 10%.

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Whatever.

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Take any loose change

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you see lying
around the house,

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and then get out
of the house.

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Thanks, Emma!

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[television plays] I can't
believe he admitted that!

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Admitted what?

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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Where's
the tickie tickie?

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I had Brent
dig out the rock.

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Aw, I liked it.

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It was soothing,

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and then it got exciting
when you drove faster.

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Brent was going
to charge me for it,

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so I wrote him up.

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Jerk move.

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Yeah, that was a jerk move

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by you.

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No, Brent was the jerk,

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so I gave him a ticket.

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"Possession of a folding blade."

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You made up a law?

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Sounds like
you were both being jerks.

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Jerk-on-jerk crime.

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It's a legitimate law.

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Look it up.

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municipallaws.dogriver.
sask.gov.org

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The DRPD has all kinds
of antiquated laws

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still on the books.

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It's illegal to play
poker on Sundays.

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It's illegal to challenge
someone to a duel.

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"Children
under the age of 12

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cannot be sold
to the circus."

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That's when
they're most flexible.

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We have a bunch

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of old-timey
police equipment

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in storage, too.

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If you need
a Mother's Day gift,

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there's some nice
muskets in there.

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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[gasps]

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[cell phone rings]

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Hey, Emma.

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Did you take Oscar's
collector quarter

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out of his display case?

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The really old one
with the slightly bent edge?

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You betcha.

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Please tell me
you still have it.

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That's Oscar's
prized possession,

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and it's worth a lot of money.

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I still have it.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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I need it back.

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I don't have it.

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Then why did you say you did?

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Because you told me
to say that,

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and you said please.

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Where did you swap those coins?

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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Hey, Davis.

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Don't you think
it's hypocritical

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for you to be sitting
next to a criminal?

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I don't get it.

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"A woman
shall not wear pants

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in a public place."

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Right there

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on municipallaws
.dogriver.sask.gov.org

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I still can't believe
that domain was available.

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Well, this
is just silly.

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I don't make
the rules.

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I just use them
for spite.

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Guess you better
write her up.

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You're not really
going to do that.

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Oh, I didn't realize
cops had immunity

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in this town.

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I've got
to be fair, Karen.

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[scoffs]
Unbelievable.

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I will get you back,
Leroy.

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Police threat!

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Witnesses!

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Oh, knock it off.

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Brent, you're being petty
and childish.

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Yeah!

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And, Karen,

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you of all people
should know

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that no one
is above the law.

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You're telling me
you wouldn't complain

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if you got a ticket
for wearing pants?

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I'm saying

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I have the utmost respect
for the law.

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It should be
taken seriously.

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Right, Davis?

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But some of these laws
are seriously stupid.

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I can't believe

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you think I'm being
petty and childish.

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Now if you'll excuse me...

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...I'm gonna randomly brandish
this giant machete,

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which isn't illegal,

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because it's not
a folding blade.

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[slicing]
Whoa!

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Watch what
you're doing!

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Relax, I'm just
making a point.

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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Brent almost killed me.

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Attempted murder?

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His police record...

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Has he killed before?

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Or failed
at killing before?

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Ketchup next to
instant oatmeal?

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What idiot organized
these shelves?

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Yeah, you should really
teach me a lesson

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and go shop
somewhere else.

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[telephone rings]

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Corner Gas.
What?

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Is Oscar still there?

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Hmm, let's see if anyone
is driving me crazy

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with his incessant rambling.

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Oh, there he is.

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I don't have time to explain,

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but I need you
to keep him occupied.

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Here?

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With me?

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Voluntarily?

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I'll make it worth your while.

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What's your while worth?

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Tell you what,

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I'll keep him here,

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but afterward,

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you tell me everything you know

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about Brent's police record.

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You got a deal.

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Where are the Tums?

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Let me guess,
beside the antifreeze.

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You know, Oscar,

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if you just tell me
how to rearrange the shelves,

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I'll probably forget,

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but if you show me,

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quietly,

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without saying anything,

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it might sink in.

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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Karen, can you pass
the mustard?

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Kinda tough
to spread mustard with this,

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but nothing illegal about it.

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Oh, honestly.

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A sword now?

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You don't think that's
a little outrageous?

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What's outrageous

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is you having
a fish 'n' chips special

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on a Wednesday.

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What's wrong
with that?

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"Fish shall only be
served at a public eatery

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on Fridays."

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That's a religious thing,
not a law.

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Actually,
he's right.

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It's on here.

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A-ha!

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I guess
Miss Goody-two-shoes

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is getting a ticket.

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Oh, I'm not giving
Lacey a ticket.

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No, Karen,

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I respect the law

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and insist on taking
my punishment.

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Give me the ticket.

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No, I'm not
giving you a ticket

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because that's not
the penalty.

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It's jail time.

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Jail time?

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That's crazy.

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But you did say,

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in a righteous
and preachy fashion,

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you had the utmost respect
for the law.

273
00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,819
I guess if Brent and I have to
pay the consequences,

274
00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,154
so do you.

275
00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,865
It's your first
menu violation,

276
00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,116
so I won't cuff you.

277
00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,289
[♪♪♪♪♪]

278
00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,292
Lacey!

279
00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,044
Did you bring muffins?

280
00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,712
Nope, she was caught
serving fish

281
00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:24,671
on a Wednesday,

282
00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,048
which, according
to the law book,

283
00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,299
requires jail time.

284
00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,426
This is getting
way out of hand.

285
00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,802
But it is the law,

286
00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:33,388
and I'm prepared to face
the consequences.

287
00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,558
Lately it feels like the law
is laughing in our face.

288
00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:38,309
I need some fresh air.

289
00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,770
Unless that's illegal.

290
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,188
[grumbles]

291
00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,441
How long will I be
behind bars?

292
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,360
I've got some chili
simmering.

293
00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,153
Oh, well, we have
to wait for a judge

294
00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,363
to come from the city,

295
00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,281
and their schedules
are often pretty packed.

296
00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,325
Ah, let me check.

297
00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:54,868
Eight days?

298
00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:57,371
[gasps] I'm stuck here
for eight days?

299
00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,498
Oh, no...
[chuckles]

300
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,041
Sorry, seven.

301
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,669
You want
your coins back?

302
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,254
[chuckles] I knew
you wouldn't make it

303
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,338
in finance.

304
00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,048
We just need to see
the quarters.

305
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,259
I already gave out
a bunch of change today,

306
00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,551
but sure.

307
00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,472
Damn.

308
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,515
No dice.

309
00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,267
No special quarter
either.

310
00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,685
Now if you'll excuse me,

311
00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:20,811
I've got work to do in the back.

312
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,854
I guess we keep searching.

313
00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,356
[whispers]
Hey, Hank.

314
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,650
Charity coin box.

315
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,026
Sorry, I'm tapped out.

316
00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,820
People put
their change in there.

317
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,071
And I said
I don't have--

318
00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,614
Oh...

319
00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,368
I'm not seeing it.

320
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,620
I guess we're off
to the bar.

321
00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,414
[gasps] My word.

322
00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:43,250
Stealing from charity
to buy booze.

323
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,544
I expect this
from Emma,

324
00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,963
but not from
my money manager!

325
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:51,091
[♪♪♪♪♪]

326
00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,343
Oh, sorry.

327
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,303
I'll pick that up.

328
00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:55,804
Who cares?

329
00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,848
I've lost all faith in the law.

330
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:01,101
So... I don't
have to pick that up?

331
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,644
Do whatever you want.

332
00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,271
Whatever I want?

333
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,522
Hmm...

334
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,400
Meh.

335
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,652
[chuckles]
This is incredible!

336
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:14,239
Hey, everybody,
it's the Purge!

337
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,825
[Wanda]
Tums beside newspapers?

338
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:17,826
Yeah!

339
00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:18,910
The news today?

340
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,620
It's enough to turn
anyone's stomach.

341
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,039
I've learned so much.

342
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,582
Darn right you have.

343
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,000
Now I'm going home
for lunch.

344
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,168
No, no!

345
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,502
You've got to stay.

346
00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,671
Uh, I need your help.

347
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:30,672
Helen's here,

348
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,383
and she's a chronic
shoplifter.

349
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,301
We need
to bust her.

350
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,260
We?

351
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,887
I'd be
too obvious.

352
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,638
So you need
to follow her around

353
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,308
with this video camera.

354
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,309
Video camera?

355
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,602
Looks like a flashlight.

356
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,686
No.

357
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,938
It's a very high-tech spy cam.

358
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,024
The kind James Bond uses.

359
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,275
Which James Bond?

360
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,361
I don't know,
Roger Moore?

361
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,987
Oh, the cheeky one.

362
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:56,531
[giggles]
I like him.

363
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,033
[♪♪♪♪♪]

364
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,035
The quarters could be
anywhere by now.

365
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,037
I know Lanny got some
from me earlier

366
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,872
to play pinball.

367
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,248
Pling!

368
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,000
Whirr...

369
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,169
Ding-ding,
flippy-flippy.

370
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,962
Have you ever even
played pinball?

371
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,673
You do your job, I'll do mine.

372
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,842
Have you broken
into the money box yet?

373
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,511
No. It's really tough.

374
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:18,845
Oh, look!

375
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,097
I won!

376
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,057
Wee-oo, wee-oo!

377
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,475
Hey, Emma,

378
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,977
I don't mean to interrupt
your fake pinball playing,

379
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,521
but do you guys want the keys

380
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,189
so you can unlock the money box?

381
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,358
That'd be great, thanks.

382
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,069
-You see it?
-Nope.

383
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,028
I'm getting thirsty.

384
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,655
How much is a beer?

385
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,198
.75, 1.00, 1.50...

386
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,493
You know that's pinball money,
not your money,

387
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,912
Mr. Money Manager.

388
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,164
I guess I have to tell Oscar
the truth.

389
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,750
Get me a drink too.

390
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,460
[♪♪♪♪♪]

391
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,628
Hey, Davis!

392
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,588
I just thought
I'd jaywalk over here

393
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:54,840
to see if it was okay

394
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,425
that I jaywalked
over here.

395
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,887
[splat]

396
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,973
You don't mind if I leave
my gum there, do you?

397
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,433
Why would I care?

398
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,768
I mean, it's super gross
and un-hygenic,

399
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,311
but whatever.

400
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,190
Davis.

401
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,483
Mavis.

402
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,111
Whoa!

403
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,779
Anarchy!

404
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,364
Heavens!

405
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,241
That's enough!

406
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,452
I don't care
what anyone does

407
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,621
as long as it doesn't
endanger others!

408
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:27,622
Are you all right?

409
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,750
Oh, I may need
mouth-to-mouth.

410
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:31,960
[sighs]

411
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,712
[♪♪♪♪♪]

412
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,716
For the love of God,

413
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,843
just steal
something already.

414
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,720
What are you
talking about?

415
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,263
Wanda said you were
a shoplifter.

416
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,516
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho,
I didn't say "shoplifter."

417
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,561
I said she was
a sock-sniffer.

418
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:50,645
[huffs in indignation]

419
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,024
Way to go.
You blew your cover.

420
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,401
You didn't say "sock-sniffer,"

421
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,403
and I've got the video
to prove it.

422
00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,696
That's it, I'm going home.

423
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,323
No, no, you can't!

424
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,449
Why not?

425
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,367
There's something
fishy going on here.

426
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,744
You're right.

427
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,829
The truth is...

428
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,956
there's a surprise party
for you.

429
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:10,999
Why?

430
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,292
It's not my birthday.

431
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,336
That's part
of the surprise!

432
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,130
Oh. Yeah, I guess.

433
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,217
Well, I don't want
to ruin the surprise.

434
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,510
You hide
in the surprise closet

435
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,470
until I say
the secret phrase--

436
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,556
"This Day Can't End
Soon Enough."

437
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,599
Uh, wait...

438
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,893
Why am I
the one hiding?

439
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,269
It's not my party.

440
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:33,647
[music blasting]

441
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,399
Bu, you've got
to turn that down!

442
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,735
Word on the street
is there's no law.

443
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,861
Ravi said that,

444
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,571
and then
threw a candy wrapper at me.

445
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,615
That's not exactly the case.

446
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,367
I have a couple of laws.

447
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,619
One, you can't endanger someone,

448
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,455
and two, you can't annoy me.

449
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:51,373
Oh, really?

450
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,208
But that's allowed?

451
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,461
Oh, come on, Zeke!

452
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,922
Hold on, I'm almost done.

453
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,048
[sighs]

454
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,132
You're done now.

455
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,425
Tap it and wrap it.

456
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,094
I'm taking you in.

457
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,178
Congratulations

458
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,013
on making me care
about the law again.

459
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,642
I'm not sitting here
for seven days.

460
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:11,977
I know my rights.

461
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,311
How about my phone call?

462
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,312
You wanna call Josh

463
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,522
and tell him
to stir the chili?

464
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,774
As a matter of fact,
I'm gonna phone my lawyer.

465
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,775
No, no.

466
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,777
Um... we don't need lawyers.

467
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,530
Besides, bad news,
our phone is broken.

468
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,864
[dialing]

469
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,783
Good news, I have my own.

470
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,701
Dammit.

471
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:28,910
I should've patted her down.

472
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,750
[♪♪♪♪♪]

473
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,211
How long do I
have to hide in here?

474
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,462
I'm bored,

475
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,047
and hungry!

476
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,051
Balloons?

477
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,595
I can't eat these!

478
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,846
Blow them up.

479
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,931
Why do I have
to blow up balloons?

480
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,141
It's your party.

481
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,601
You don't want balloons?

482
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,519
No, I want them!

483
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,854
[inflating]

484
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,231
The best part
of blowing them up in the dark

485
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,609
is that you won't know
what colour they are.

486
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,485
That's part of the surprise!

487
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,195
[deflating rapidly]

488
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,281
You'll never guess
what happened!

489
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,824
It's one of two things.

490
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,909
Either way,
keep the door closed.

491
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,369
[♪♪♪♪♪]

492
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,787
Hey, why'd you
call me down here?

493
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,457
I think
we went too far.

494
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,334
[sobbing]

495
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,252
I just can't believe

496
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:23,757
how quickly my world's
been turned upside down!

497
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,343
My reputation is ruined,

498
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,594
and I talked to my lawyer

499
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,387
about what it'll cost
to expunge my record,

500
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,139
and I can't afford it!

501
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:35,101
I'm gonna have to sell The Ruby
to pay my legal fees!

502
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,686
What?
No, no, no.

503
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,355
No tears, no crying.

504
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,106
Please, it was
all a joke.

505
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,232
A joke?

506
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,485
Well, that's
a pretty mean joke.

507
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,111
You're right, it's just...

508
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,656
You were so holier-than-thou
about the law.

509
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,032
I thought this would be funny.

510
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,076
Well, it wasn't funny.

511
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:54,204
I bet you feel like
a real jerkwad.

512
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,998
I'm unfamiliar with
that particular--

513
00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,085
A big, mean,
jackass jerkwad!

514
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,086
Okay, yes.

515
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,420
Yes what?

516
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,548
I'm a big, mean,
jackass jerkwad!

517
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,133
All right, then.

518
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,551
I'll be on my way.

519
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,095
I hope you'll take some time

520
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,682
to think about
what you've done.

521
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,059
Wow, she's good.

522
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,020
She had us both fooled
with those crocodile tears.

523
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,814
Yes. Both of us.

524
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,982
I was not
in on that at all.

525
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,651
Everyone in the cell.

526
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,488
What did they all do?

527
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,866
Littering, spitting,
jaywalking, speeding,

528
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,452
disturbing the peace,
and public urination.

529
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,371
None of this
requires jail time.

530
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,164
At most, it's a citation.

531
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,290
Oh, yeah.

532
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,500
Well, they can wait in jail

533
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,627
until I finish
writing the tickets.

534
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,379
Can I use the bathroom?

535
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,839
You just went!

536
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,424
[♪♪♪♪♪]

537
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,134
What happened
to Oscar?

538
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,552
He's in
the surprise closet.

539
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,553
The what?

540
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,847
I Can't Wait
For This Day To End!

541
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,098
Tell me about it.

542
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,601
Surprise!

543
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,562
[laughs] Is this
for my birthday?

544
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,771
That's awesome!

545
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:02,897
It's a bit early,

546
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,398
but, uh,
what's four months?

547
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,526
No, jackass,
it's for me.

548
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,944
Now, I'm starving.

549
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,529
Where's my cake?

550
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,865
Here's the wackiest
surprise of all...

551
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,366
There's no cake!

552
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,325
No cake?

553
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,535
No cake?

554
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,204
Not all surprises
are good surprises.

555
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,165
Speaking of
not-good surprises,

556
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,459
I have something
to tell you, Oscar.

557
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,417
I don't want
to hear anything

558
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,377
until I eat something!

559
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,508
Wait a minute,

560
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,135
this looks like my quarter.

561
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,637
It's got the same
bent edge.

562
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,097
1962.

563
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,640
This is my quarter!

564
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,600
How did it get here?

565
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,018
I can explain.

566
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,978
Let me guess,
it's Hank's fault.

567
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:42,979
No.

568
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,105
What happened was--

569
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,399
Okay, yes,
it's Hank's fault.

570
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,067
Well, first time
for everything.

571
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,320
It must have gone
into circulation

572
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,738
and ended up here.

573
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,656
What's so special
about it, anyway?

574
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,742
I mean, does it have
magical powers?

575
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:56,910
[chuckles wryly]

576
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,453
[seriously] Does it
have magical powers?

577
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,955
All quarters
from before 1965

578
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,208
have real silver in them.

579
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:07,086
This rascal is worth
almost three dollars!

580
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,797
Three dollars?

581
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,089
We went through
all this

582
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,050
for three
stinkin' dollars?

583
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,844
Almost three
stinking dollars.

584
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,095
In another ten years,

585
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,431
it might be worth
almost five!

586
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:21,059
I'll give you
almost six right now

587
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,436
if you never mention
this stupid coin again.

588
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,896
Sold!

589
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,147
Now I'm getting back
in the closet

590
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,441
to wait for the rest
of my party to show up.

591
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,567
[giggling]

592
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,444
[balloons bounce,
door closes]

593
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,904
I'm closing up here.

594
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,322
Want to go
for a drink?

595
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,407
[♪♪♪♪♪]

596
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,409
Great chili, Lacey.

597
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,078
Hmm, silent treatment, huh?

598
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,831
Well, I guess it's better
than a lecture about--

599
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,958
You got
some nerve, buddy!

600
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,459
A jail prank?

601
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,753
A lot could've
gone wrong with that.

602
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,047
I could've been shivved
by another prisoner!

603
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,924
This chili
could've been burned.

604
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,009
There ought to be a law
against what you did.

605
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,469
Actually, there is.

606
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,639
Come on, you guys
are setting me up.

607
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,266
"A man of business

608
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,518
shall not mislead
a maiden."

609
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:04,727
You're a man
of business.

610
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:05,728
You made that
very clear

611
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,771
this morning.

612
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,648
And you just had
to be a maiden.

613
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:09,983
So, what...

614
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,735
this law doesn't
require jail time, I hope?

615
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,489
I told you the DRPD still
has a ton of old equipment

616
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:17,407
in storage.

617
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,491
Don't worry, Brent.

618
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,202
You only have to be here
for 24 hours.

619
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,914
Wow, I really got off
scot free in all of this.

620
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,001
[starting engine]

621
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,002
[rock ticking in tire]

622
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,421
Dammit! Rock tire!

623
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,464
All right...

624
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,634
Tickie, tickie, tickie,
tickie, tickie, tickie...

625
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,137
This seems harsh,
but entertaining.

626
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,889
Is this because of
his police record?

627
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,557
You promised
to tell me.

628
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,058
I promised to tell you

629
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,560
everything I know
about it,

630
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,895
which is nothing.

631
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,146
Brent...

632
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,440
since when do you have
a police record?

633
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,775
Since I started
collecting vinyl.

634
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,320
Their "Ghost in the Machine"
album is a classic.

635
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,113
I lent it to Karen and Davis

636
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,448
and was worried
I wouldn't get it back

637
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,824
if I didn't pay the ticket.

638
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,326
So your police record

639
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,411
is just a record
by The Police?

640
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,579
Yeah.

641
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,122
Not sure where
I lost you.

642
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,124
You deserve
this fate.

643
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,461
This punishment is bad enough,

644
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,464
but it's extra cruel to eat that
right in front of me.

645
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,840
Can I have a bite?

646
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,634
Nah, I'm not
legally allowed

647
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,218
to share food
with a prisoner

648
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,386
while they're
in a stockade.

649
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,930
People in stockades

650
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,598
get food thrown at them
all the time.

651
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,516
Thank you.

652
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,893
Mm...

653
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,107
[♪♪♪♪♪]

654
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,275
[groaning]

655
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,736
I could do without being
in a stockade ever again.

656
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,155
Those old laws
are so ridiculous.

657
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,239
I wonder
if today's laws

658
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:43,159
will look stupid to
people in the future.

659
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,122
-[chuckling]
-What's so funny?

660
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,250
I'm reading a comic
from the 21st century.

661
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:54,128
They had a bunch of weird
old laws back then.

662
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,296
Did you know

663
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,256
it used to be illegal
to kill people?

664
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,800
It used to be illegal
to do this?

665
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:00,760
Yeah.

666
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:01,761
Because in the old days,

667
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:02,971
you couldn't do this.

668
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,515
[groaning]

669
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,142
-Did you disintegrate me again?
-No.

670
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,478
[♪♪♪♪♪]

671
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,439
♪ I don't know ♪

672
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,317
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

673
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,031
♪ I don't know ♪

674
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,075
♪ I just... don't know ♪

675
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,455
♪ Ooh... ♪

676
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,665
♪ It's a great big place ♪

677
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,917
♪ Ooh... ♪

678
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,003
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪

679
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,255
♪ Ooh... ♪

680
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,215
♪ And it's my happy place ♪

681
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,133
♪ I don't know ♪♪♪