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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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All right, everyone,

3
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it's time to assign
your volunteer duties.

4
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Because Nate's sinuses
are stuffed up from allergies,

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he's volunteered
to monitor the Plasti-Potties.

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I can't smell,
so do your worst.

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Robin, you will be slinging
your homemade corn hooch.

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I mean "legal refreshments."

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Davis, as always,

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you're the parking
supervisor.

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All right!

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Oscar and Emma will be
your parking assistants.

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Parking?

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Assistants?

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As always,

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I will be manning
the information booth.

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Is everyone okay with us
using that name

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for the information booth?

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Why?
What's wrong with it?

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It's the hub
of all things corn.

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Have fun, everyone!

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Stupid lousy parking.

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Working in a hot,
dusty gravel lot.

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Parking's
not stupid.

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It brings me back

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to when I was
a traffic cop.

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-[blowing whistle to disco beat]
-We get it.

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It's all about you.

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It seems a bit much,
considering.

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Hey,
whistle shorts!

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Can I go now?

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[blowing whistle]

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Great.

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Working in a hot,
dusty gravel lot

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with whistle pants.

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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby ♪

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♪ You're so wrong ♪

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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Just so you know,
Fitzy,

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I'm still burned
that you fired me

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as maze designer.

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This sucks.

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People loved my elite,
original maze designs.

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You're playing fast and loose
with the term "elite."

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Two years ago,
your maze was just a left turn.

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Yeah, I called that one
"The Corn-Er."

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Less is more.

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One year,
it was just a straight line.

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Ah, "The Corn-Idor."

52
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Some called it
"the gauntlet of niblets."

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Nobody called it that.

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Last year you had
a path into the middle

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that circled back out.

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Ah, "The Corn-de-Sac."

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More like
"the corn-de-suck."

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Mazes are supposed to be
challenging.

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That's why Wanda's
doing it this year.

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She seems keen.

61
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♪ I made a maze! ♪

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♪ I made a maze! ♪

63
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Yeah, cool,
puzzles are fun!

64
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A maze is more than a puzzle.

65
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It's a plethora
of intricate possibilities

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that tax all five senses.

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For sure.

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I remember this one I did
on a Denny's placemat,

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it took me all the way through
to dessert.

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Ah, sweet, simple Karen.

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This isn't something
you do with a crayon.

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This is a three-dimensional
trap for the mind.

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Oh.

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Well, I'll just
take my crayons

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and go home then.

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No, stick, around.

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I've invited a Maze Master
to come judge my maze,

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and if it meets his mustard,

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I could get into
the Maze Masters Club.

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Whoopity-ding.

81
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Enjoy your nerd nest.

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Hey, partner,

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last chance to join me

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on Dancing with the Cars.

85
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Oh, I'd love to,

86
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but, you know,
we got those calls

87
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about the strange lights
in the sky last night.

88
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So...

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I'm on sky watch.

90
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Oh, well,
your loss.

91
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[repeatedly blowing whistle]

92
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Dog River Days,
Pioneer Days,

93
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Harvest Dance,
Corn Festival...

94
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How many hootenannys
does a town need?

95
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Hootenannys?

96
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We're not
hillbillies.

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They're called
"hoe-downs."

98
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Ah, well, pardon
my big-city ignorance.

99
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Anyway, I'm excited
about the corn maze.

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Aren't you?

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Walls of corn.

102
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Figuring out where to go!

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Left? Right?

104
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Sometimes even straight.

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Boy, you really know
how to sell it,

106
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but our first priority
is selling this popcorn.

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All of it.

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That is
a lot of popcorn.

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Well, it's for Charity.

110
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Oh, which charity?

111
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Charity Shabatoski.

112
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It's a local gal we're
sending to law school.

113
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Artisanal popcorn?

114
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Four-syllable words
make the price go up.

115
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What flavour
did you make?

116
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I call it
"Prairie Dust Bowl."

117
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I used the cheese dust
from a box of macaroni,

118
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a hot-chocolate powder packet,

119
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and chicken soup mix,

120
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then topped it off
with shaved coconut.

121
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It's a tornado of flavour.

122
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[gags]

123
00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:07,831
Ew, or an assault
of flavour.

124
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Oh, right,
forgot the salt.

125
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[shaking]

126
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Okay, assistants,

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I'll be working
parking lot "A,"

128
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and you'll be over there,
in parking lot "B."

129
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Why do we get
the bumpy, dusty one?

130
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Why can't we have
lot "A"?

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Lot "A" is the big leagues.

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Show me what you can do in "B,"

133
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and maybe you'll get
to boogie with the big boys.

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A girl can dream.

135
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[turning on disco music]

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Uh... looks more
like a nightmare.

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

138
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Brent!

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You're at
the festival?

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I'm surprised,

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what with
your fear of--

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Keep your voice down.

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I don't want Lacey to know
about my corn thing.

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Here, try
some of my popcorn.

145
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What do ya think?
Pretty complicated, right?

146
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Too much, probably?

147
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No, no, no.

148
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It-it's complicated,

149
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and almost revolting,

150
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but with an off-putting allure.

151
00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:05,305
It walks a line
between nausea and, uh...

152
00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,348
nummy.

153
00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,725
So you hate it,
right?

154
00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,935
Hey, Hank,
sorry to hear

155
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you didn't get to design
the maze this year.

156
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Ah, you're just
saying that.

157
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Yeah, I am.

158
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I can't wait
to try Wanda's maze.

159
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Should be awesome!

160
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Wow.

161
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People love
to tear a guy down.

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Gimme two more bags
of your funky popcorn.

163
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Really?

164
00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:24,867
Hey, Nate!

165
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Tell me if you think
this tastes raunchy.

166
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Someone bought
your popcorn.

167
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We are two bags closer
to doing the maze.

168
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Yeah, well,

169
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lots more to sell.

170
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Bleuch!

171
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It tastes like
litter box nuggets.

172
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But with a hint
of coconut.

173
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It's like getting
sunscreen in your mouth

174
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while eating
chicken soup.

175
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[message alert dings]

176
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Yes!

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It's confirmed.

178
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Maze Master Myron
is coming to judge my maze.

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Oh, I can't wait to see

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what a Maze Master
named Myron looks like.

181
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Probably hot,

182
00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,360
and smart enough
to know a good maze

183
00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:01,862
when he sees one.

184
00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,530
Geez, rub a little salt
in the wound.

185
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What does your stupid maze have

186
00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,533
that my maze didn't?

187
00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:07,618
The maze part.

188
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Why don't you go in

189
00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:09,912
and see what
a real one's like?

190
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Fine, I will.

191
00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,041
[scoffing]
What's so special about your--

192
00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,834
Uh-oh, wrong turn.

193
00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:19,213
Uh... I think I'm lost.

194
00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:20,422
Can anyone hear me?

195
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Wanda!

196
00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:22,299
Nope!

197
00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,009
-Not a word!
-Dammit!

198
00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,219
Karen?

199
00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,429
Sorry.
Karen's on sky watch.

200
00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,515
[blowing whistle]

201
00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,141
[disco playing]
Yeah... Uh...

202
00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,142
Yeah, baby.

203
00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,685
My hips don't fib.

204
00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,521
[grunting in time to music]

205
00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,648
He's got so many
more cars than us.

206
00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,525
He's making us look bad.

207
00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,110
We need to get
folks' attention.

208
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Take your top off.

209
00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:43,862
I'm not doing that.

210
00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,031
I'm not even wearing
my good bra.

211
00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,449
[car honking]

212
00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,701
There should be
a reserved spot for me.

213
00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,161
I'm the Maze Master.

214
00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,287
Yeah?

215
00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:53,705
Well, I'm
the Parking Prince.

216
00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,499
So you can cool your jets
a minute.

217
00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,542
[whistle blowing]

218
00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:57,793
Hey, station wagon,

219
00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,378
room over here!

220
00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,629
[♪♪♪♪♪]

221
00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:01,547
[blowing whistle]

222
00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,464
Davis stole our car.

223
00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:05,467
This means war.

224
00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,011
[message alert dings]

225
00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,888
Maze Master Myron is parking.

226
00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:13,600
Karen, make sure he doesn't
get mobbed by puzzle bunnies.

227
00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:14,935
Puzzle what?

228
00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:15,936
Fans.

229
00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,146
Don't embarrass me.

230
00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,480
I'll handle
the puzzle stuff,

231
00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,065
you just do your job.

232
00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,985
[royal fanfare music blasting]

233
00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,320
Maze Master Myron
has arrived!

234
00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,239
-[clicks off recording]
-Oh!

235
00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,657
Hello, sir!

236
00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:29,741
Sire.

237
00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:31,243
Your sireness.

238
00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,786
"Your sireness"?

239
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,163
How was your drive?

240
00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,373
Pedestrian
at best.

241
00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,582
[chuckling]

242
00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,084
Pedestrian...

243
00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:40,127
[laughing]

244
00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,170
Driving...

245
00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,547
Oh, you are so funny.

246
00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,798
I know.

247
00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,300
I need to freshen up a little.

248
00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,801
Where are the facilities?

249
00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,511
The Plasti-Potties
are that way.

250
00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:50,512
Plasti-Potties?

251
00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:51,513
Use the far left one.

252
00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,390
It has the best air freshener.

253
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,808
"Plum Paradise."

254
00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,351
[shuddering]

255
00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:57,769
Wow...

256
00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,980
He's even more than
I thought he'd be.

257
00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,982
He's pretty much exactly
what I thought he'd be.

258
00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,405
[♪♪♪♪♪]

259
00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:10,782
How's the coconut water?

260
00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:11,992
Can I get you
anything else?

261
00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,493
Back rub?
Foot rub?

262
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:14,620
Karen, untie his shoes.

263
00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,038
That will never happen.

264
00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,416
Well, hello.

265
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,792
We haven't been
introduced.

266
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I'm Maze Master Myron,

267
00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,214
but everyone
calls me "Triple M."

268
00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,590
Do they really, though?

269
00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,467
They used to call me
Eminem-inem,

270
00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,135
but, legal issues.

271
00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,095
You look a lot like
the police character

272
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,347
from one of my favourite
video games.

273
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,725
Yeah, that looks
nothing like me.

274
00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,352
Also, I don't carry
my handcuffs

275
00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:39,977
clipped to a thong.

276
00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,355
Ha! Fascinating stuff.

277
00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,648
Karen, a word?

278
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,193
I said make him feel VIP,

279
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,819
not throw yourself at him.

280
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,279
Throw myself at him?

281
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,073
I'm trying
not to throw up on him.

282
00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:51,990
Really?

283
00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,283
Thongs and handcuffs?

284
00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,035
You're just like all
the other puzzle bunnies.

285
00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,578
Puzzle bunnies?

286
00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:59,498
This guy couldn't attract
a rat with cheese.

287
00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,252
[Hank's thoughts] Wow.

288
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,170
This maze is a real maze.

289
00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,964
How long have I been in here?

290
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,048
Five minutes?

291
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,258
Three days?

292
00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,301
Time is meaningless.

293
00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,636
Hang on.

294
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,806
That corn looks just like
the other corn.

295
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,140
So does that corn!

296
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,892
I've been walking in squares!

297
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,978
[crunching]

298
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,145
Hmm...

299
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,606
Maybe if I lay down
a popcorn trail,

300
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,525
I can see
if I've retraced my steps.

301
00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:27,734
It worked
for Hansel and Pretzel, so...

302
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,320
Who am I talking to?

303
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,698
Or thinking to?

304
00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:33,824
[♪♪♪♪♪]

305
00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,995
You only have
ten bags left to sell,

306
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,247
then it's maze time.

307
00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,415
Yeah, super exciting.

308
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,043
14 bucks a bag?

309
00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,837
No one's going to buy it
at that price.

310
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,046
Sure they will.

311
00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,464
It's for Charity.

312
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,258
What do you got
against her, anyway?

313
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,759
Two bags
of popcorn, please.

314
00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,261
You might
want to rethink that.

315
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,554
It's 14 bucks a bag.

316
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:56,763
I need more.

317
00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,181
It's fascinating.

318
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,267
It's both putrid and delicious.

319
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,852
It's putri-cious,

320
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,061
and for Charity.

321
00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,439
So it's putriciousharity.

322
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:06,940
Ah, no, that's forcing it.

323
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,025
Sorry, Won.

324
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,693
You've had
four bags already.

325
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,029
That's 600%
of your daily sodium.

326
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,822
You're cut off.

327
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,324
Popcorn's
a gateway snack.

328
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,325
Sad.

329
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:17,701
[lyrical theme playing]

330
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,994
[blowing whistle]

331
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,204
And now he's
interpretive dancing.

332
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,874
We need to find a way
to attract customers.

333
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,208
[beep]

334
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,544
Come on down
to O and E's Parking.

335
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,837
At O and E's,

336
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,464
we believe in three things--

337
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,798
good service,

338
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,300
quality parking spots...

339
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,677
And no horny hip-grinding.

340
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:38,472
♪ Parking is a breeze
at O and E's ♪

341
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,389
[honk honk]

342
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,099
And Davis is an ass.

343
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,017
[car honks]

344
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,310
I don't know.

345
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,687
A TV commercial's
kinda pricey.

346
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,731
Let's just
steal his whistle.

347
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,858
[♪♪♪♪♪]

348
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,026
Hmm...

349
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,277
I'm bored
just looking at it,

350
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,570
but I'll go through,

351
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,155
as long as I can...

352
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,239
bring some company?

353
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,407
Sorry, Morton,
not gonna--

354
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,034
She'd love
to go!

355
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,536
You told me
to back off,

356
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,163
which I have
no problem doing

357
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,247
whatsoever.

358
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,666
He might bail
on doing my maze.

359
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,919
Please, do me
this one favour.

360
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,670
[groans] Fine,

361
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,172
I'll give him an escort.

362
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,049
Ooh, escort.

363
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,760
Police escort, creepo.

364
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,012
Stay two metres ahead of me
at all times.

365
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,390
Davis, sorry
to interrupt.

366
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,475
Could you show me
the hip thing you do?

367
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,478
Ooh, someone has
a thirst for the thrust.

368
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,771
Actually,

369
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,940
I'm thinking it might
be good for my sciatica.

370
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,692
Okay, first
you plant your foot,

371
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:33,944
then turn and thrust.

372
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,487
Turn.

373
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,155
Thrust.
Turn...

374
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,990
-[snipping]
-Thrust.

375
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,158
Thank you.

376
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,785
[car honking]

377
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,286
All right, hold your...
[starts music]

378
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,415
What? My whistle!

379
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,500
[humming nonchalantly]

380
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,001
Left, left, left, and...

381
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,503
Right.

382
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,422
How the heck are you
going through this so fast?

383
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,714
Oh, uh...

384
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,425
My whole body is in tune

385
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,718
with the longitude
and latitude of the Earth.

386
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,220
Pretty sexy, huh?

387
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,555
Not even
a little bit.

388
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,557
Right.
Left, right...

389
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,642
What are you mumbling?

390
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,520
[sighing]
Sun's getting low.

391
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,980
Time's running out
to go through the maze.

392
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:10,897
It is?

393
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:11,898
Oh, too bad,

394
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,066
there's still
popcorn to sell.

395
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,484
Yeah, about that?

396
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,652
I'm buying the rest.

397
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,695
But... but...

398
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:17,696
One bag per person.

399
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,780
Way ahead of you.

400
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,283
There.

401
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,617
One bag.

402
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,828
That's...
against the rules...

403
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:25,871
of capitalism.

404
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:26,997
What the hell, Brent?

405
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,541
Why won't you go through
the maze with me?

406
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,668
Okay, I didn't want to tell you

407
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,503
because I knew you'd make
a big deal out of it,

408
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,380
but I'm absolutely,

409
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:36,715
paralyzingly,

410
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,341
terrified of corn,

411
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,093
in field format.

412
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,220
Seriously? Why?

413
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,346
Why?

414
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,474
Nothing good happens
in a corn field.

415
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,225
They're teeming with horrors.

416
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,019
"A," cob-goblins.

417
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,770
You mean hobgoblins?

418
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,689
You city people
are so naive.

419
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,233
"B," scarecrows come
to life at night.

420
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,318
That's science.

421
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,820
"C," bugs and rats
and stuff.

422
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,906
That could be
"C," "D," and "E".

423
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,991
"W," candy corn.

424
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,117
Gross.

425
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,494
It's why kids egg houses
on Halloween.

426
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,411
"X"...

427
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,872
Okay, half your reasons

428
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,291
are barely corn-related.

429
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,251
They're... corn adjacent.

430
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,253
Well, here's a hard corn fact.

431
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,171
Last night,

432
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,797
people saw mysterious lights

433
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,174
over this very field.

434
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,258
You know what that means?

435
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:21,218
Aliens!

436
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,761
Corn-loving aliens.

437
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,054
All right, fine!

438
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,430
I'll go by myself.

439
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,224
No big deal.

440
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,934
[♪♪♪♪♪]

441
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,101
You stole my whistle!

442
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,312
Sciatica, my ass!

443
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,272
That is generally
where it starts.

444
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,649
Back off,
Hot Pants!

445
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,025
All right,
cool it.

446
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,818
You three
are an embarrassment

447
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,612
to corn festivals
everywhere.

448
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,572
Stop making such
a big deal out of this.

449
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,574
People know
how to park their cars.

450
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,910
Your job is just
pointless busy work.

451
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:47,953
What?

452
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,996
I mean, well done.

453
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,790
Take the rest
of the day off.

454
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,667
Go enjoy the maze.

455
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,420
Okay... [muttering]
left, right...

456
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,463
Corn...

457
00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,589
-Left.
-Corn.

458
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,882
-Right.
-Corn.

459
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:01,967
Wanda!

460
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,177
Wow, that was fast.

461
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,887
Under four minutes.
Easy.

462
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:06,930
Easy?

463
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,808
Not even...
mildly challenging?

464
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,143
It was both simple

465
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,562
and corny.

466
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,355
[laughing]

467
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,856
I am a delight.

468
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,192
Bottom line,
you can't join the club.

469
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,986
You'd have to be
a pretty dull knife

470
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,529
to get stuck in there.

471
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,364
I'm gonna die in here.

472
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,949
So much corn.

473
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,075
Wait...

474
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,452
I think the stalks
are talking to me.

475
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,870
What's that?

476
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,414
Build what and who will come?

477
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,498
[birdsong]

478
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,167
What? Hey!

479
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,377
Stop that!

480
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,712
Hey! Shoo!
Shoo! Shoo!

481
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,505
-[chittering]
-Oh, ho, ho,

482
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,382
tough little guy, huh?

483
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,592
[chuckling] Come on,

484
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,302
give it your best shot.

485
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,220
Ah! Oh!

486
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,681
That's gonna stink.

487
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:50,682
[sniffing]

488
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,933
Yup, there it is.

489
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,398
[♪♪♪♪♪]

490
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,817
He never
hesitated once.

491
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,985
No wrong turns.

492
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:02,944
Nothing.

493
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,029
I get it!

494
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,530
He made my maze his bitch.

495
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,574
I worked on it for months.

496
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,159
It's weird.

497
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,785
I saw the lame maze

498
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,329
another designer submitted
last year,

499
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,538
and they got in.

500
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,123
You know what this means.

501
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,791
There's something fishy
going on.

502
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,544
No, Myron is a genius.

503
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,254
A sexy genius.

504
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,672
If you tore open his skull,

505
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,091
you'd probably find a six-pack
on his hippocampus.

506
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,551
I don't know
what that is,

507
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,761
but I like the idea

508
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:28,970
of his skull
being opened.

509
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,014
[♪♪♪♪♪]

510
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,767
I know you guys
took my whistle.

511
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,977
You can't question us
without our lawyer.

512
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,563
And Charity hasn't even
started college yet.

513
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,315
Can we just
get past this

514
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,691
and enjoy the maze?

515
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,777
This way.

516
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,153
I know
you're mocking me,

517
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,364
but I can't deny
your technique.

518
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,657
[♪♪♪♪♪]

519
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,661
Why am I tasting coriander?

520
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,204
[cell phone rings]

521
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,497
Lacey?

522
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,207
[sobbing] Brent!
I need your help.

523
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,540
I'm at the entrance
of the corn maze,

524
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,542
and I tripped.

525
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,669
I think I broke my ankle.

526
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:01,836
Oh, no.

527
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,463
See? You're barely
in the corn,

528
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,964
and bad stuff is already--

529
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,174
Shut up and help!

530
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,842
[panting]

531
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,469
Lacey, where are you?

532
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:10,679
I'm in here!

533
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,139
Are you okay?

534
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,350
Should you be standing
on broken ankles?

535
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,519
I'm not.
Nothing's broken.

536
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,229
More importantly,

537
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,522
look where you are.

538
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,940
Oh, no.

539
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,566
You're making
a big deal.

540
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,777
No, I'm helping.

541
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,739
Look, it's just corn
and blue sky.

542
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,116
One step in,

543
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,534
still okay...

544
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,785
Come on.

545
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,704
Who's a big boy?

546
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,330
I'm a big boy,

547
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,748
but I'm still
keeping an eye out

548
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,083
for cob-goblins,

549
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,334
and evil children.

550
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,045
If I see one Malachai,
I'm outta here.

551
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,131
-[♪♪♪♪♪]
-This is stupid.

552
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,757
I liked Hank's
mazes better.

553
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:48,800
Three minutes,

554
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,135
and you're out
the other side

555
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,469
getting lit up
on corn hooch.

556
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,637
All we have to do

557
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,764
is go back
the way we came.

558
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,266
Uh...

559
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,642
which way did we come?

560
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:58,643
Nice work.

561
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,228
Now we're lost.

562
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,106
Any other suggestions,
pointy pelvis?

563
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,315
Here's one.

564
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,316
[blowing whistle]

565
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,233
My whistle!

566
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,609
I knew you took it.

567
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,820
[whistle reverberating]

568
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:10,946
I hear a whistle.

569
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:11,865
Follow the sound!

570
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,116
[distant shout]
Over here!

571
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,159
See?

572
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,993
Help's on the way.

573
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,413
So, you're lost too?

574
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,205
We thought you were
rescuing us.

575
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,915
Now we're all
lost together.

576
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,042
Like Blue Rodeo.

577
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,087
Aw, this is hopeless.

578
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:29,048
I better sit down
before things get worse.

579
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,925
[sighing]

580
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,135
Huh?

581
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,219
Oh, oh...

582
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,763
Ah! Oh! Ah!

583
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:35,847
Ants!

584
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,932
[screaming] Ants!
Oh, this is worse!

585
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,809
So much worse!

586
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,979
[screaming]

587
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,356
[sighing]
Isn't this great?

588
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,151
Nothing but fresh air,
clear skies,

589
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,195
and clean... dirt.

590
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,280
Yeah, it's sorta okay.

591
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,948
I mean, the whistle
freaked me out a bit,

592
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:54,991
but...

593
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,409
Why'd you stop?

594
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,952
I'm not sure
where to go.

595
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,204
But whoo-hoo!

596
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,039
That's the fun part
about a maze.

597
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,624
Sometimes you lose
yourself, and--

598
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,750
Lose yourself?

599
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,794
If you're lost,
we're lost!

600
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:06,961
It'll be dark soon!

601
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,505
Whoa-ho-ho, big boy.

602
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,589
Big boy...

603
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,216
There's no reason
to panic.

604
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,759
No, panic is good.

605
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,135
It releases
adrenaline, which--

606
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,470
[Hank screaming]

607
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,471
What's that sound?

608
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,680
What's that smell?

609
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,890
[screaming in panic]

610
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:19,974
Cob-goblin!

611
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,643
-[Lacey yelps]
-[Hank screaming]

612
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,144
Whoa!

613
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,356
-Hey, Melvin.
-Myron.

614
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,357
Marvin.

615
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,650
I kind of enjoyed

616
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,109
going through
the maze today.

617
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,820
Let me put my digits
in your phone,

618
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,488
and we'll do it
again sometime.

619
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,739
Your digits?

620
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,199
A girl's number?
A real live girl?

621
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,867
I mean, get in line,

622
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:38,827
but okay.

623
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,703
Whatever. Sure.

624
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,455
Wait, what
are you doing?

625
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,706
Just browsing
through your...

626
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,500
A-ha!

627
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,211
So now
what do we do?

628
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,588
Yeah, how do we
get out of here?

629
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,298
I don't know,
it's not my whistle.

630
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,925
Ask nimble knickers.

631
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,803
[screaming in panic]

632
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,972
[screaming]

633
00:18:59,055 --> 00:18:59,931
Everyone!

634
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,641
Into Brent's
corn hole!

635
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,644
You know
what I mean.

636
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,895
Grow up.

637
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,105
[blowing whistle]

638
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,524
[♪♪♪♪♪]

639
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,193
So, you think you see
a corn goblin...

640
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,237
-Cob-goblin.
-...and then

641
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,738
you just run off
and leave me there!

642
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,283
Those are the rules
of corn field survival.

643
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,076
You don't believe
in cob-goblins.

644
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,369
Non-believers
get eaten first.

645
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,662
Look it up.

646
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,665
[Wanda] That's an aerial photo
of my maze.

647
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,750
Myron blew into town last night

648
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,587
and used a drone
to take an overhead shot.

649
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,506
He had the whole thing
memorized beforehand.

650
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,091
That also
explains the calls

651
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,260
about strange lights
over the corn field.

652
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,720
Why would you do that?

653
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:39,804
Because...

654
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,556
no girls allowed
in our club!

655
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:42,682
How old are you?

656
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,933
33...

657
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,685
and three quarters.

658
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,020
This'll never
hold up in court.

659
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,229
I'm not arresting you,

660
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,189
but I do have
your mother's phone number

661
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:51,482
right here--

662
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,734
Please don't call my mom.

663
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,236
She thinks I'm at a sleepover
at Toby's house.

664
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,529
Well, then I guess

665
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,072
you'll have to admit Wanda
into your club.

666
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,991
I don't want to join
that stupid club.

667
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,492
I'm starting
my own club.

668
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,328
It's called
Wedgie Wizards.

669
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,079
-H'yah!
-[Myron yelps]

670
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,583
Well, I see
I've overstayed my welcome.

671
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,918
I'll be leaving now.

672
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,837
[plays recorded royal fanfare]

673
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,589
[reluctantly]
Okay, thanks.

674
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,049
Just doing my job,

675
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,551
like you so
condescendingly told me to.

676
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,345
I should give you a wedgie.

677
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,138
You can't wedgie
what's not there.

678
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,015
You mean you're not...?

679
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,266
Aah!

680
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,309
Gross!

681
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,230
[♪♪♪♪♪]

682
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,024
Well, I heard
you got fired, Wanda.

683
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,068
I guess we're both
social piranhas.

684
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,069
I didn't get fired.

685
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,737
They nixed the corn maze.

686
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,114
Turns out people just like
drinking in a field...

687
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:41,866
so next year
we're harvesting the corn

688
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:42,992
and putting up a beer tent.

689
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,369
Beer tent?

690
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,328
Count me out.

691
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,829
Cob-goblins are scary enough

692
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:47,872
when they're sober.

693
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,499
Don't you want
to help Charity?

694
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,209
No need,
she got a scholarship.

695
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,377
Good thing, too.

696
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,837
We only raised enough
for half a textbook.

697
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,631
Did someone say
"dancing"?

698
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,632
No.

699
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,384
Could someone
say "dancing"?

700
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,343
What the hell.

701
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,386
Dancing.

702
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,262
All right!

703
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,180
[blowing whistle]

704
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,057
Ooh!

705
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,308
[blowing whistle]

706
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:12,271
[♪♪♪♪♪]

707
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,357
♪ I don't know ♪

708
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,819
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

709
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,115
♪ I don't know ♪

710
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,157
♪ I just... ♪

711
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,158
♪ Don't know ♪

712
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,330
♪ Ooh... ♪

713
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,249
♪ It's a great big place ♪

714
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,001
♪ Ooh... ♪

715
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,086
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪

716
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,338
♪ Ooh... ♪

717
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,298
♪ And it's my happy place ♪

718
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,175
♪ I don't know ♪