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Hey, what was the name
of that actor

2
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that played the dad
in the movie Nebraska?

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Bob Hope.

4
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No, Bob Hope was
in Bad Santa.

5
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Darn it! I
see his face...

6
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Well, he's predominantly known
as a character actor

7
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who most recently...

8
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Bruce Dern!

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Bruce Dern!
That's it.

10
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Man, what did people do
before smartphones?

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I'll tell you what they did.

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They asked me.

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I've always been the
wellspring of knowledge

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in Dog River,

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as far back as
I can remember.

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You know,
the game of tetherball

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was invented in 1895,

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but a similar activity existed
in the ninth century,

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when barbarians would tie
an enemy's head to a pole and...

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oof!

21
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You okay?

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Hard to say.

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The symptoms of concussion vary
from individual to individual.

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Recent reports show...

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I didn't mind
the Internet

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when it was cat videos
and graphic porn,

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but now it's
cramping my style.

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If you want to compete
with the Internet,

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you have to sass it up
like the Internet.

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What,

31
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like those stupid lists
that suck people in?

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"6 ways blueberries
improve your libido"?

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Nobody falls for...

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What?

35
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Blueberries improve
your libido?

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I'm...
asking for a friend...

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Mr. Johnson...

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if you know what I...

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Ugh, we know!

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Yeah, we get it.

41
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♪ You think
there's not a lot going on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby

43
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♪ You're so wrong

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Hey, where's your live bait?

45
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I don't sell
live bait.

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Yeah, I don't take
down signs either.

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You need a ladder,

48
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and it becomes
a whole big thing.

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What the hell do you mean,
you don't sell live bait?

50
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It's gross.

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Buying live bait
at the local gas station

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is an age-old tradition.

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A lot of age-old traditions
are gross.

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Did you know barbarians

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would tie the head of an enemy
to a pole

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and play tetherball
with it?

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Where the hell
did you get that?

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Probably read it
on the Internet.

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Okay, reach for it.

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Go on. Do it.

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No way, you'll shoot me.

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I'm going to shoot him

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if he makes us
explain this again.

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Hank, you agreed
to help us

65
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with this armed robbery
training exercise.

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But how is it armed robbery
when I don't have a gun?

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Secondly, shouldn't I
be wearing a mask?

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We all know you're the thief.

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If I was a thief,

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why would I stand here
in plain sight?

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Just take the stupid money.

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Why would I
put my life on the line

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robbing some crappy bar?

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Hey!

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Can I at least taze him?

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Okay, who?

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"Who" what?

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You sent me a text
saying

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"You'll never guess

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who was banned
from the bar.

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Only Wanda knows
for sure."

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Oh, did I?

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Well, it seems
last Thursday night,

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after one or five
too many beers,

85
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a certain...

86
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I got a text saying,
"There's only one time

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to talk to your kid
about sex."

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Then it says...

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"What Wanda knows
will shock you."

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Well, "shock" may
be a bit strong,

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but sexologists agree...

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Can I talk to you
for a second?

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Let me guess,
you're jacked up

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about my "5 Hottest Bachelors
in Dog River" piece.

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Okay, Number 5 is tricky
'cause he's married,

96
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but there's trouble
in paradise.

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I don't give a flying
click about bachelors.

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I mean, tell me later,

99
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but since your
blueberry comment,

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I've sold out

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of blueberry muffins
and pie.

102
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So do one
about potatoes.

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What? Why?

104
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I screwed up the order,

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and I have way
too many potatoes.

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♪ You're my sweet potato
You're my hot tomato ♪

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♪ Gonna be cooking tonight

108
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Well, I don't know
that a few words from me

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is going to generate
that much interest.

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Okay, what are
the seven signs

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your husband is cheating?

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Bachelor Number 5.

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Yeowch!

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What are you doing?

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I'm not giving someone
a heart attack.

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What are you doing?

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I'm watching
my dad put

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what appears to be
a bucket of squid guts

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in my dairy cooler.

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If you're not selling
live bait,

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you're leaving money
on the table.

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I'm also not leaving
snail sludge

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on the butter.

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Snails go good with butter!

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Even the French know that.

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[Hank]:
I don't like this.

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I'm no criminal.

128
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Okay.

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Pretend
you're a good guy

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who was wrongly accused
of something bad.

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Now you're on the lam

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until you can prove
your innocence.

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Yeah,

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and you just need
a few bucks to get by,

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so you're going
to rob this crappy old bar...

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Hey!

137
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You'll pay them back
after you clear your name.

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Like Jason Steele
in "Renegade Patriot."

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Yeah, sure, go with that.

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Now reach for the till.

141
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But if I'm
Jason Steele,

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a highly trained
covert operative,

143
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why would I reach for the money

144
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when two cops
are looking right at me?

145
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He's doing it again.

146
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And why is there
a huge fruit bat on the ceiling?

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Aah! My eyes!

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My eggs!

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[Karen]:
Oh, my God...

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[grunting]

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[till opening]

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You said "Number
six would blow my mind."

153
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It barely raised
my eyebrows.

154
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It was the 10 Weirdest
Ice Cream Flavours.

155
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They can't all be winners.

156
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I'm pumping these out
hand over fist, Helen.

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Okay, what's
the potato angle?

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I don't have
a potato angle.

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I'm not in this
to push product.

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I'm about truth.

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Please.

162
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You're about trivia.

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Really?

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You think I can't do a story
that has substance and merit?

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Can it be the merit
of potatoes?

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No.

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Come on, help me out here!

168
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So is the competition
hurting your sales at all?

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What competition?

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I think that's a
spelling mistake.

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The real mistake

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was not putting him
in a home.

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Here's a couple of menus,

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but we do have
four lunch specials.

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Number three will make
your mouth water.

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So...
the other ones are dry?

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No, I was just...

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If three of the four are dry,
that doesn't sound very special.

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I don't know

180
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how it could have
gone so wrong.

181
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Mistakes were made.
We got sloppy.

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We need to find him fast,

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or this will embarrass
the whole department.

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No one can ever
know about this.

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Oh, yes, they can.

186
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Oh, hey, Dad.
What's new?

187
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Open up
any hastily constructed kiosks

188
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in a ditch lately?

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Tough noogies,
buddy boy.

190
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You had your chance

191
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to corner the
live bait market,

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and you blew it.

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[laughing]

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Now ring these up.

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10 bags of chips
and a dozen cans of pop.

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You on a health kick?

197
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Or shall I assume

198
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you'll be selling these
at your fishgut stand?

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At a discount, too...

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to draw customers
away from you.

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I see.

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So you're paying retail
to buy my stuff

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to keep people
from buying my stuff.

204
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And there's nothing
you can do about it.

205
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Yep, I'm really taking it
in the teeth here.

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Ah, well.
I live, I learn.

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Hey.

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Hi, Emma.

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I overheard some people

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saying that three
of your four lunch specials

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are poison.

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They're just dry.

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They're not dry,
it was... ugh...

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I was luring people
with leading statements.

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Well, you shouldn't
need tricks.

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Good cooking sells itself.

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Good cooking?

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You mean like my...

219
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delicious potato latkes?

220
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The mystery ingredient
will have you shaking your head.

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I meant more
like my potato gratin.

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No head-shaking,
just good cooking.

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Mystery latkes,
or yummy gratin?

224
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They both sound good.

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You get one,
I'll get the other,

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and we'll see
which is better.

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Coming right up.

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I have a
proposition for you.

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He's not at the Ruby.

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He's not at Corner Gas.

231
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He's not at the Foo Mart.

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We've checked everywhere.

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We haven't checked
his house.

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Put it on the list.

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What list?
Whose house?

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No list.
What house?

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Come on.

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What's going on?

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Who are you looking for?

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Why are you so nosy?

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The citizens of Dog River
have a right to know

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what their police
state is up to.

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What do you mean, "up to"?

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Why so defensive,
Karen?

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And...
[sniffing]

246
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why do you smell
like pickled eggs?

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Get her off me.

248
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Wanda,
you need to back off.

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Why's that?

250
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And why is there
a drink coaster

251
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in your shirt pocket?

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No reason.

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You never know

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when you're going to have
a cool drink on a hot day...

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beside an antique table.

256
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I think I have
all I need here.

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You two have
a good day,

258
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but don't leave town.

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Hey, that's our thing.

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[Wanda]:
Anything out of the ordinary

261
00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:03,874
happen lately?

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00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,137
Hank saw a fruit bat...
so he says.

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Anything else?

264
00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:08,270
Not really...

265
00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:10,359
although he did go nuts,
throw stuff around,

266
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grab money from my till
and jump out the window.

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Only took the fives,
though.

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Idiot.

269
00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:16,539
Hank stole from you?

270
00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,758
So you called the cops.

271
00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,455
Karen and Davis
were in on it.

272
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,761
This is unbelievable!

273
00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:21,936
I know.

274
00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:24,329
Fruit bats only live
in tropical countries.

275
00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:25,940
Idiot.

276
00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:29,378
Okay, another set of orders
for our potato poll.

277
00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,554
Don't forget to cast your vote
for which one you like better.

278
00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,774
This is working great.

279
00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:34,862
It's like
an Internet poll.

280
00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,080
People can't resist.

281
00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,517
It's kind of fun.

282
00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,040
The Internet
just might catch on.

283
00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,172
And who cares
whose dish even wins?

284
00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:44,262
If it's 60-40 for you
or 60-40 for me, in the end,

285
00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:46,830
I've moved a ton of potatoes,
right?

286
00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:47,962
Emma?

287
00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:51,095
What the hell
is that about?

288
00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:53,315
What's the big idea,

289
00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,099
sitting your father
out in the ditch like that?

290
00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,666
It wasn't my idea.

291
00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,538
It's a stupid idea,
so guess whose idea.

292
00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,843
I don't care.

293
00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,019
He can't be out there
in the sun and the wind,

294
00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,586
with the exhaust and the fumes,

295
00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,283
and you know it's only
a matter of time

296
00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,372
until he gets run over
and killed.

297
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,244
He'll never let me
hear the end of that.

298
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:10,593
Well, what do you want
me to do about it?

299
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,900
Heh-heh-heh.

300
00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:16,251
Fox is in the henhouse now,
hey, jackass?

301
00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,600
Yeah, great.

302
00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:18,862
You want
to hang a couple air fresheners

303
00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:19,994
around your neck?

304
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,778
You smell
like a dashboard crab cake.

305
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:24,564
Smells like money to me.

306
00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,391
You sure you got enough
chips over there?

307
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:27,479
Maybe not.

308
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,090
Ring me up
another half-dozen bags.

309
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,395
All righty,

310
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,006
and you know I'm going
to have to charge you

311
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,660
a small rental fee
for being in here.

312
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:36,445
I think
I can afford your dinky rent,

313
00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:39,013
with me having
a town-wide monopoly on bait.

314
00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:41,058
Yeah,
you better start dreaming up

315
00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,060
names for your yacht.

316
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,629
Was Hank in here
a while ago

317
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,196
buying things with
a bunch of fives?

318
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,806
Yeah...
how'd you know that?

319
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,634
Hank came into some money
recently,

320
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:52,896
and since he never has any,

321
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,768
he'd probably be itching
to spend it.

322
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:55,943
There's only a handful of places
in town

323
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,248
to buy anything.

324
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,468
This one is near the bar,
and Hank's lazy.

325
00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:00,774
Whoa, you're good.

326
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,950
Ah, it's basic
investigative journalism,

327
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,691
but yes, I'm very good.

328
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,171
Anyhoo, did Hank buy
anything unusual?

329
00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,390
No, not really.

330
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,871
Some candy, comic books,
30 feet of chain...

331
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,089
Hang on.

332
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,396
Did he want the chain
all in one strip,

333
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,919
or did he have
you break it up?

334
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:16,964
Broken up.

335
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,008
Two 10-foot lengths

336
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,619
and a bunch
of shorter lengths.

337
00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:20,620
How did you know that?

338
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,273
Oh, Won,

339
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,014
keep selling groceries

340
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,277
and leave the problem-solving
to me.

341
00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:28,628
You have to pull.

342
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,891
I was...
checking the hinges for...

343
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:31,848
shut up.

344
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,286
Dents in the wall.

345
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,810
Furniture askew.

346
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,289
Must've been a struggle.

347
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,422
Nope.
This is how Hank lives.

348
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,642
His struggle is hygiene.

349
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,948
Why did we use Hank
in the first place?

350
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,211
We should've used Helen,
like last year.

351
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:50,214
So you want me
to steal this car?

352
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,999
Yeah,
just open the door.

353
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,000
Freeze!

354
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,479
[screaming]

355
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,438
Oh, my bladder...

356
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,483
She said she was
busy this year.

357
00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,659
I've got a hunch

358
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,138
Hank's freak-out
may have been influenced

359
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,662
by his love
of action movies.

360
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,577
Hey, Renegade Patriot.

361
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,101
All right!

362
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,885
That's the one
Hank mentioned.

363
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,452
There's just
one thing to do...

364
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:11,583
[movie soundtrack
playing]

365
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:12,802
[man crying out]

366
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:13,890
Whoa!

367
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:14,891
I haven't heard a joint
snap like that

368
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:15,805
since Wing Night.

369
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,372
Shh.

370
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:18,939
Steele just found the office
of the corrupt police chief.

371
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,420
[grunting]

372
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:23,683
Knock knock.

373
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,032
Anybody home?

374
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,253
You know,
if Hank's acting out

375
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,733
what he saw
in this movie,

376
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:31,995
he might break
into our office

377
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,344
and steal something.

378
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,042
Don't be ridiculous.

379
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,521
[phone ringing]

380
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,523
Hang on, Karen, I'm getting
a call from the police.

381
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,524
Hello?

382
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,178
Knock knock.

383
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,571
Anybody home?

384
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,791
Uh-oh. It's Hank.

385
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,053
How'd he know
we were here?

386
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,445
Wait a minute.

387
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,970
You better not be
where my phone tells me you are.

388
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:53,843
You mean, in your office,
touching all your stuff?

389
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,758
Are you fiddling
with my pens?

390
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,455
I hear pen fiddling.

391
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,979
You better not mess
with my chair.

392
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,589
Up, down.

393
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,591
Up, down.

394
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,636
You sick bastard.

395
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,986
Hank, it's
not too late

396
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,770
to make this
all go away.

397
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,206
There's a key
in my drawer.

398
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,121
Go lock yourself
in the holding cell.

399
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,210
No one puts Yarbo in a cage.

400
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,429
I'm outta here,

401
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,344
but first I'm going to...

402
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:17,867
take a file!

403
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:18,999
[Karen]: Yes!
Called it!

404
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,348
Now you'll pay

405
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,219
for kidnapping
the senator's daughter.

406
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,047
The cops kidnapped
the daughter?

407
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,222
Spoiler alert!

408
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,658
You won't get
away with this.

409
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:29,009
Ho ho, that's what you think.

410
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,663
Argh!

411
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:32,969
We've got
to go after him.

412
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,102
Or... we finish
the rest of the movie

413
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,930
so we'll know
what he's going to do next.

414
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,409
Hank's not going

415
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,716
to do everything
Jason Steele does.

416
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,109
[Jason Steele]:
Now you'll pay

417
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,459
for kidnapping
the senator's daughter.

418
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:45,634
Go make popcorn.

419
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,201
[Emma]:
Wow.

420
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,724
I didn't think
our little competition

421
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,595
would sell
so many specials.

422
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:51,509
Well...

423
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,468
it did, so...

424
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,861
Let me help
count the votes.

425
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,123
I'm done.

426
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,951
This pile is yours...

427
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,996
and these two are mine.

428
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:04,740
This giant, huge stack
is all my potato gratins?

429
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,787
Okay, yes,
you got 98% of the vote,

430
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,528
but the real goal
was to move some potatoes,

431
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,530
and we did it...
together.

432
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,402
This handwriting
looks familiar.

433
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,925
Did you vote
for yourself?

434
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,405
No.

435
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,275
Maybe once.

436
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,886
Hey, everyone!

437
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,410
Guess whose potato dish
won by a landslide?

438
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,195
The results will make
your jaw explode!

439
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,633
He said he took a file.

440
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:29,852
Hard to say which one.

441
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,071
We have to find him.

442
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,681
Jason Steele had a hideout.

443
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,726
If Hank was a spy,
where would he go?

444
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,119
I don't know,

445
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,991
but until he found
someplace to hide,

446
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,254
he'd hide out in the treehouse
that him and Brent built.

447
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,995
So what you're saying is,

448
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,344
he'd hide out
at their hideout

449
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,649
until he found a hideout.

450
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,434
Don't make things
complicated, Karen.

451
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,829
[chuckling]

452
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,482
A golden helicopter?

453
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,267
That is one rich duck.

454
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,616
[police siren wailing]

455
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,618
Dammit.
They're onto me.

456
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,100
Come with me
if you want to leave.

457
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,753
Karen and Davis
are going to kill me?

458
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,973
Not "live,"
"leave," you knob.

459
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,455
[Hank scarfing food]

460
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,719
How long's it been
since you've eaten?

461
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:11,676
Almost an hour.

462
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,852
Right.

463
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,983
I forgot you eat

464
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,332
like a hammered Hasselhoff
in a hallway.

465
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,943
Cut the chit-chat.
How'd you find me?

466
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,509
I heard
you bought some chain,

467
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:19,902
and it reminded me
of a little something

468
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,643
you said
to Brent last week...

469
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,732
I think I'm going
to buy some chain,

470
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,865
make a chain-link
ladder...

471
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,171
you know...
for our tree house.

472
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,781
From that vague nugget,

473
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,045
I was able
to deduce your whereabouts.

474
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,481
Oh, you're like Batman.

475
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,743
All right,
now you have me,

476
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:35,613
what do you want?

477
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,267
Your side of the story.

478
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,921
How do I know
you won't betray me?

479
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,227
I'd never
reveal my source.

480
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,750
I'm your Woodward
and Bernstein.

481
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,143
Oh, I love those bear books!

482
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,579
Which one's Woodward?

483
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,189
Just give me something juicy.

484
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,495
Fine,

485
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,410
but all I got
is whatever this is.

486
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,846
I haven't read it yet.

487
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,543
I'm not done
with my comic.

488
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,676
Oh-oh, this is huge.

489
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,243
You want
to see huge?

490
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,462
Check out this
duck's swimming pool.

491
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,161
Live bait?

492
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,597
God, no.

493
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,816
Well, buy something
or scram, Browsy-Pants!

494
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,557
You're blocking my stand.

495
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,385
Dad, why don't you take
the rest of the day off?

496
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,343
I've earned it.

497
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,561
I've got a bait
business to run.

498
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,172
I'll watch your stink shack
for you.

499
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,434
You couldn't handle it.

500
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:14,914
Sure I can,

501
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,351
and I'll even sell your snacks
from the main counter,

502
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,353
and I'll only charge you
a 10% service fee.

503
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,094
10%?

504
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,834
While I'm sitting at
home with my feet up?

505
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:26,142
Well, if you think
that's a good deal,

506
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,448
who am I to argue?

507
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,928
[laughing]

508
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,625
Refill your coffee?

509
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,322
I'm drinking tea.

510
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,585
Oh, whoops.
Sorry!

511
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,717
I have been
a little distracted

512
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,545
over this
potato competition thing.

513
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:40,069
Well...
I voted for Emma's,

514
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,549
but just so you know,

515
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,811
I liked your latkes better.

516
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,334
You did?

517
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,814
Then why did you vote
for Emma's?

518
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,208
How's my potato gratin?

519
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,992
Mm,
it's a little too, uh...

520
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,515
A little too what?

521
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,649
Perfect...
not to vote for.

522
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,608
But swear on your mother's life
you won't tell Emma.

523
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,871
Ah, your secret's
safe with me.

524
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,003
How's the pie?

525
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,657
Uh, it's a little too, uh...

526
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,658
A little too what?

527
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:04,746
It's good!

528
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,009
Geez, that is effective.

529
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,924
As a legitimate journalist,

530
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,491
I'm reaching out to you
for comment

531
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,710
on the massive exposé
I'm about to write.

532
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,234
How can I comment
about a story

533
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,236
that hasn't even
been written?

534
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,802
That's how
it's going to be, is it?

535
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,543
How can I know
how it's going to be

536
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,371
when it hasn't
even been yet?

537
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,460
You wouldn't be so smug
and/or stupid

538
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,027
if you knew
my story was about

539
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,203
a certain
top-secret file...

540
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,510
a top-secret green file.

541
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,120
[choking]

542
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,339
What's wrong?

543
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,296
Nothing.

544
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,342
I choked on a noodle.

545
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,083
A coffee
noodle?

546
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,043
Hank took
the green file?

547
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,088
Uh-uh-uh,

548
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,698
I would never divulge
my source,

549
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,742
but yes.

550
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:45,917
Forget that file.

551
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,442
I have a deeper,
darker story for you.

552
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,750
Wanda?
You here?

553
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,230
Make it quick.

554
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,275
What have you got?

555
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,277
Okay, but you promised...

556
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,106
I give you this,
and the green file is mine,

557
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,498
and you forget
you ever saw it.

558
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:07,287
Sweet Maggie Gyllenhaal,
this really happened?

559
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,985
Okay, flatfoot,
you got yourself a deal.

560
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,729
Clack, clack, clack!

561
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,383
I chose egg salad

562
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,602
because it's the quietest
of all the sandwiches,

563
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,777
and here you are,

564
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,997
hammering away
on your clackulator.

565
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,086
Let me see
if I've got this straight.

566
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,046
You bought chips and pop
at retail

567
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,612
and sold them wholesale.

568
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,005
You're paying rent

569
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,138
to have your bait shack
inside the gas station,

570
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,749
and you're paying Brent
10% of your sales

571
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,838
so you can sit at home
and eat a sandwich.

572
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,187
And to top it all off,

573
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,189
he thinks
he's doing me a favour!

574
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,277
Ha!

575
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:42,974
That's your
bottom line.

576
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,541
Looks about right.

577
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,586
Why's it in red?

578
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,852
It's an intriguing story,

579
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,549
but I have
a lot of unanswered questions.

580
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,855
Everyone will,

581
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:54,943
and they won't find
the answers

582
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,640
on their stupid phones.

583
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,641
Hey, Wanda.

584
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,600
Who's this mysterious Mr. Y?

585
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,210
Are we safe
in a town with cops

586
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,125
who can't catch
a fake criminal?

587
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,474
Is improv a crime?

588
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,346
Glad you came
to see me, fellas.

589
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:09,044
Well, it seems on the
night in question...

590
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,612
What kind of a stunt
are you trying to pull,

591
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:12,961
letting your own father

592
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,745
sell live bait
in your store

593
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,704
for zero profit?

594
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,967
Sorry, Dad,
but you ripped yourself off.

595
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,229
I just happened to be there

596
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,536
to soak up the cash
you were hemorrhaging

597
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,146
out of every gaping
bad decision.

598
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,626
You crook!

599
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,410
Your own father!

600
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,369
Oscar, we got
a bunch of complaints

601
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,110
about your bait shack...

602
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,895
mostly
that the live bait is dead...

603
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:37,203
plus a few reports of real worms
being mistaken for gummy ones.

604
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,118
You see?
This is exactly...

605
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,162
yech.

606
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,164
You'll have to pay
a hefty fine,

607
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,862
and I'm revoking your
fish-bait license.

608
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,864
Well, the joke's on you,
Fitzy-Boy,

609
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,519
because I don't have
a fish-bait license.

610
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,607
Brent's the one

611
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,000
who's been selling
the bait for me,

612
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,871
right here in Corner Gas.

613
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,046
Is that true, Brent?

614
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,179
I guess, technically,

615
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,920
in a superficial sort of...

616
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,662
reality-based,
autobiographical...

617
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:02,750
yeah, it's true.

618
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,144
Your business,
your fine.

619
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,275
[whistling]

620
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,886
Well, there goes
all my scamming profits.

621
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,192
Your own father!

622
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,280
Yeah, so you said.

623
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,673
[Karen]:
Admit it.

624
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,197
You're the "anonymous
police informant,"

625
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,155
aren't you?

626
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,547
Of course not.

627
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,201
Who else
would know that...

628
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,116
"Local police wasted
valuable time

629
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,944
trying to figure out
the suspect's microwave

630
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,989
while attempting
to make popcorn"?

631
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:25,947
Can't believe
you didn't know

632
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,253
how to work
a microwave.

633
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,342
There's a popcorn
button right on it.

634
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:32,388
This undermines
everyone's confidence in us.

635
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,477
Not as much
as if they read this.

636
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,653
"The Intergalactic Adventures

637
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:40,004
of Detectives Davis Quinton
and Jar-Jar Binks."

638
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,529
Ew. This is bad.

639
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:45,184
Best not let that fall
into the wrong hands.

640
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,447
The least you could do
is tell us where Hank is

641
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,926
so we could bring him in

642
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,014
and get
our dignity back.

643
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,277
Stuff it, piggy!

644
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,626
He's under my protection.

645
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:53,757
Piggy?

646
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,499
I said, uh...

647
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,892
picky.

648
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,373
Like, you're picky about
what slang terms I can use

649
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,287
for the police.

650
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,418
Fine,

651
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,203
but if we can't find Hank,

652
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,857
we can't pay him
for the training exercise.

653
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:07,945
Wait!

654
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,773
I get paid?

655
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,079
[screaming]

656
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,082
Look, everybody!

657
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,257
We caught Hank.

658
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,520
The town
is safe again.

659
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:18,913
[half-hearted]
Yay...

660
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,175
Feel safe already.

661
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,263
Woo hoo!

662
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,787
How much...
do I get?

663
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,314
Aw, buck up, champ.

664
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,054
At least you didn't
lose a bunch of money

665
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,535
trying to innocently
screw over your dad.

666
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,755
Well, at least
you didn't lose your dignity

667
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,931
in a humiliating
potato contest.

668
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,193
One vote?

669
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,195
I was only allowed
to vote once.

670
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,457
It's called democracy, comrade.

671
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,025
That was you?

672
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,070
You voted for me
over your mom?

673
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,202
Mm-hm.

674
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,553
Oh, that's so sweet,
and very brave.

675
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,859
Brave?

676
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,382
I'm not scared of my mom.

677
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,340
So I can tell her?

678
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,950
You can never
tell her.

679
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,039
Geez.

680
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,694
No, no, you can
never tell her.

681
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:01,912
All right.

682
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,828
[♪♪♪]

683
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,398
♪ I don't know

684
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,400
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

685
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,450
♪ I don't know

686
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,104
♪ I just... don't know

687
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,022
♪ Ooh

688
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,415
♪ It's a great big place

689
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,591
♪ Ooh

690
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,027
♪ Full of nothing but space

691
00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:32,334
♪ Ooh

692
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:36,378
♪ It's my happy place