1
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[♪♪♪]

2
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I'm just gonna say it.

3
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Say what?

4
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You forgot today is
my birthday, didn't you?

5
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Forgot? Hardly.

6
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In fact, my first of many
presents is the day off.

7
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Go home and rest up.

8
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I've got a hell
of an evening planned.

9
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Really?

10
00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,980
Oh, that is great news!

11
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I am sick of seeing
my friends' birthday parties

12
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on Instagram.

13
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If I see one more pic

14
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of Denise's "Plastered at
the Parthenon" party in Greece,

15
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I'm gonna toss my tzatziki.

16
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Oupa!

17
00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:34,618
Well, tonight
is going to be epic.

18
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A birthday
you'll never forget.

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I forgot Karen's birthday!

20
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You gotta help me,
or I'm a dead man!

21
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Oh, no, that's terrible,

22
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but I'm not actually open yet.

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Can you come back in 10 minutes?

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♪ You think
there's not a lot goin' on ♪

25
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

26
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[♪♪♪]

27
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How could I have forgotten
Karen's birthday?

28
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I dunno.

29
00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:02,855
How'd you forget
all the other years?

30
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I should have at least

31
00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,274
done the pink
flamingo gag.

32
00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:06,525
What's the pink
flamingo gag?

33
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It's a classic.

34
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Uh, if it was a classic,
I think I would've heard of it.

35
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You put
a bunch of pink flamingoes

36
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on a person's lawn at night,

37
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so when they wake up
in the morning-- Boom!

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Lawn full
of pink flamingoes!

39
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[laughs]

40
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[laughing] Oh, no...
Oh, that's awesome!

41
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Why don't you just do that one?

42
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'Cause she's already
awake, dinglenuts.

43
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Okay, Karen's party,
what can I do to help?

44
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Where is it happening?

45
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How about at the bar?

46
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We always
go to the bar.

47
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This has to be special.

48
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So book the town hall.

49
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Every event is catered
by the Kitchen Committee.

50
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That'll take care of the food
and the birthday cake.

51
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Not the stupid
Kitchen Committee!

52
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Everything they make
is so boring and beige.

53
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Bland, boiled perogies,
dry vanilla sheet cake.

54
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Well, Karen's favourite
dessert is macaroons.

55
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Great!

56
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So I'll make macaroons,

57
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and the stupid Kitchen Committee

58
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can make their regular
crappy garbage,

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and we'll all pretend
we like it.

60
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You'd have to get
their approval.

61
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Okay.
Who's in charge?

62
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Oh.
[clears throat]

63
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[♪♪♪]

64
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Happy birthday, partner.

65
00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:16,262
Is that Arcade Fire?

66
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Wow, they're versatile.

67
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We're getting a free dinner
with this gig, right?

68
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Oh, Davis, you're
the best partner ever!

69
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And to top it off,

70
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here to dance with you

71
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is that handsome
movie star you like.

72
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What's his name...?

73
00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,532
How do I know
what movie star she likes?

74
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Plus a chandelier,
satin drapes?

75
00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,078
That's a lot to organize
in one day.

76
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You're right.
I'm screwed.

77
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Relax,
I'm here to help.

78
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So, first things first.

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Does Arcade Fire
get a free meal each,

80
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or one to share?

81
00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,299
[telephone rings]
Corner Gas.

82
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I have an emergency.

83
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Get over here!

84
00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:57,803
[call disconnects]

85
00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,096
Grabbing
a few snacks.

86
00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:01,140
Heading home
to watch TV in my PJs.

87
00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,142
Got the whole
rest of the day off.

88
00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,768
Great, watch
the store for me.

89
00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,187
There's an emergency.

90
00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,106
'Cause it's my birthday.

91
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Thanks for asking.

92
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I'm sorry for saying
the Kitchen Committee sucks

93
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and is boring.

94
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Well, I stand by the boring,

95
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and the sucking.

96
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It is the same menu
every time.

97
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Maybe we should
shake things up a bit.

98
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You know what,

99
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you can make the dessert.

100
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Really?
Thanks, Wanda!

101
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Is the rest of the committee
going to be okay with this?

102
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[chuckles]

103
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Oh, they will be
if I tell them to be.

104
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I run that committee.

105
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I've been kicked off
the committee.

106
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Oh, I'm so sorry.

107
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No, screw that pack
of crusty cranks.

108
00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:45,684
They want to keep boiling up
recipes from World War I,

109
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that's their problem.

110
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You're still making
those macaroons for Karen,

111
00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,191
and those backward butt-wipes
can go pound sand!

112
00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,526
Well, with people skills
like that,

113
00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,862
I can't believe
they kicked you out.

114
00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,365
Ah, it's all politics.

115
00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:02,993
Hey, Mom,
where's Dad?

116
00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:03,994
I got a call saying--

117
00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,704
Shut your yap,

118
00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,039
and get down here!

119
00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,374
Never mind,
I think I found him.

120
00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,960
Okay, so what's the emergency?

121
00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,712
We're knee-deep
in water, jackass!

122
00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,172
Oh, this isn't on purpose?

123
00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,799
I didn't want to paddle
to conclusions.

124
00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:20,052
Okay, so you got a sump pump,
or a million sponges,

125
00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,053
or what's the plan?

126
00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,138
The plan is you get out of here

127
00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,640
and leave me alone.

128
00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:27,184
Ah. See, on the phone,
you said, "I need your help.

129
00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:28,143
Get over here."

130
00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,561
I must've misunderstood.

131
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I need you here,

132
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up there,

133
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distracting your mother

134
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while I clean this up.

135
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She's been nagging me for months

136
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to fix the damn water heater.

137
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And did you?

138
00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,571
Oh, you're smart.

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00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,533
Okie-dokie.
I'm off to distract Mom.

140
00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,535
Wouldn't want this to tarnish
her impression of you.

141
00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,286
She holds you
in such high regard.

142
00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:49,999
We'll need music,
balloons, tablecloths,

143
00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,418
table candles,
table cards...

144
00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,752
I hope they have tables.

145
00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,587
We still doing
the flamingo thing?

146
00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,172
I'm telling ya,
it's a classic.

147
00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,632
I told you
it's a classic.

148
00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,634
I also told you
it's too late.

149
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We could put a bunch
of flamingoes in town hall.

150
00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,887
Still hilarious.

151
00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:04,972
Think outside the box.

152
00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:06,390
When it comes to thinking,

153
00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:08,767
you probably shouldn't wander
too far from the box.

154
00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,728
What box?

155
00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:13,647
Mom!

156
00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:14,982
I thought
you were outside.

157
00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:16,066
I was.

158
00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,276
Now I'm inside.

159
00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,319
Those doors
are really paying off.

160
00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,779
Ha ha! Good one.

161
00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,406
You're good at sarcasm.

162
00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:23,866
Hey, let's take a walk
to higher ground,

163
00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:24,950
and you can tell me

164
00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:25,951
how you come up
with those zingers.

165
00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:26,869
No, thanks.

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00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,370
Boom!
Two for two.

167
00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,913
Okay, well, uh...

168
00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,541
how about we just sit up here
on the main floor and talk?

169
00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,584
All right,

170
00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,794
let's talk about
why your pants are wet

171
00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,254
from the knees down.

172
00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,214
Oh, that's
the latest trend.

173
00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,758
Used to be saggy pants,

174
00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:41,508
now soggy.

175
00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,219
Okay, follow-up question.

176
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Why aren't you at work?

177
00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:46,972
Karen's watching
the place.

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00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:47,848
Karen?

179
00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,016
Cop Karen?

180
00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:50,309
Yeah, she begged me
to let her.

181
00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,394
Wanted a taste
of the retail life, I guess.

182
00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:53,353
Who could blame her?

183
00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:54,396
Pretty glamorous.

184
00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:57,399
This is 10-W40.
You got any 10-W30?

185
00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,026
I don't know,
I don't work here.

186
00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,319
Then why are you
behind the counter?

187
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,653
It's my day off.

188
00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,238
That doesn't make
any sense.

189
00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,323
Makes even less sense

190
00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,991
if you know
it's my birthday.

191
00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,993
That's a long list of stuff.

192
00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,078
Better get moving

193
00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,329
if you're gonna get
all that done.

194
00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,331
What, I'm doing all this?

195
00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,373
What are you doing?

196
00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,334
I have to round up guests

197
00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,503
to make sure there's people
at her party.

198
00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,338
Look, if you get
all that stuff done,

199
00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,923
you can do the flamingo gag.

200
00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:21,840
Sold!

201
00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,929
[grumbling angrily]

202
00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,180
Have you fixed it yet?

203
00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,182
I don't know how long
I can keep Mom occupied.

204
00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,725
I give you one job,

205
00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:34,853
and you can't even do that
for ten minutes!

206
00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,105
You're useless.

207
00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,773
I suppose I am.

208
00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:38,524
Mom!

209
00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,317
Dad flooded the basement!

210
00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:43,195
Whoopsie.
Silly, useless me.

211
00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,239
What the hell
happened?

212
00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,033
Hello, my pet.

213
00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,451
There she is!

214
00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:50,577
Hi, guys.
What's up?

215
00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,204
You tell us
what's up.

216
00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:53,455
Yeah, what's up, Lacey?

217
00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,832
Little Miss "What's Up"?

218
00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:59,002
Okay, now that that's settled,
what can I get you?

219
00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,212
Where do you get off

220
00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,381
thinking you can neuter
the Kitchen Committee?

221
00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,882
Oh, you're
the Kitchen Committee.

222
00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:04,925
I can explain--

223
00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,386
No need to explain
anything, Lacey.

224
00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,263
[mocking] "This is
the Kitchen Committee."

225
00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,430
We've established--

226
00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,349
And it looks like
they made a wrong turn

227
00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:13,308
and ended up on our turf.

228
00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,768
Our "turf"?

229
00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:17,396
Word on the street is
you think you can bring dessert

230
00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,438
to a committee event.

231
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,065
The street?
[chuckles]

232
00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,233
Are we on The Wire?

233
00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,402
We do what we want
when we want.

234
00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,736
Huh!
-Hey!

235
00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,238
I was just
making a point.

236
00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,074
You want war,
we'll give you a war.

237
00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,492
No one wants war.

238
00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:31,869
I'd love a war.

239
00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,912
I was just saying I could
go for some trench foot

240
00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:34,913
and mustard gas.

241
00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:35,998
She really wasn't.

242
00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,709
Well, if you don't
want our dessert,

243
00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,253
maybe we won't
make dinner either.

244
00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:42,212
Let's not--

245
00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,547
Good!
Who needs you?

246
00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,299
Lacey and I
will make the dessert

247
00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,967
and the dinner!

248
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,093
We'll what?

249
00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,678
Good luck.

250
00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,846
Ha ha!

251
00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,472
We sure told them.

252
00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,308
What is wrong with you?

253
00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,642
[♪♪♪]

254
00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:03,817
Oh, hey,
Kitchen Committee.

255
00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:05,444
I heard about Karen's
birthday dinner.

256
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,737
Oh, baby, I can't wait

257
00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,447
to fill my gut
with your perogies.

258
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,532
Well, we're not doing
the dinner,

259
00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:13,118
so there won't be any perogies.

260
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,912
Great, looking forward to it.

261
00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:16,872
Wait, what did you say,

262
00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:18,248
and why do you want to hurt me?

263
00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,374
[groans]

264
00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,001
What have you gotten me into?

265
00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:24,254
I can't cater dinner
and dessert by myself.

266
00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,505
Who said "by yourself"?

267
00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,007
I can cook too, you know.

268
00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,967
I was head of
the Kitchen Committee.

269
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,094
I feed my kid every day.

270
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,554
Wait, did I...?

271
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,014
I'll be right back.

272
00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,474
Okay, explain to me

273
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,226
what the Kitchen Committee
just explained to me,

274
00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,352
and then tell me
they're wrong.

275
00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,436
They're not wrong.

276
00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:40,812
We're cooking
Karen's birthday dinner.

277
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,231
So you're making
their perogies?

278
00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,649
I don't know what we're making,

279
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,276
but it's not going to be
boring old perogies.

280
00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,694
I see, but you could make

281
00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,988
a couple dozen boring
old perogies for me, right?

282
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,365
Make your own perogies.

283
00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,075
You sell frozen ones
at Corner Gas.

284
00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,078
No, the store-bought ones
aren't as yummy.

285
00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,956
The Kitchen Committee has
some special secret recipe.

286
00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,250
Then go find their recipe
and make some.

287
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,584
The recipe.

288
00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,211
Sure, how hard can it be?

289
00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,254
I can read.

290
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,296
I can work a spoon.

291
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,674
Honestly,

292
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,385
sometimes he's like
a helpless child.

293
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,762
Right, I gotta go.

294
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,431
Okay, listen,

295
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,517
before you get all mad,
just hear me out.

296
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,936
[laughs]

297
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,020
You're chuckling.

298
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,689
Is that angry chuckling?

299
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,191
I knew you wouldn't fix
the water heater,

300
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,526
and it was just
a matter of time

301
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,361
before something
like this happened,

302
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,489
so I already took
everything I cared about

303
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,532
out of the basement.

304
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,492
[laughs]
Not everything.

305
00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,035
That flowered hat
I bought you

306
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,036
is right there,

307
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:38,996
and it's ruined.

308
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,791
I said "everything
I cared about."

309
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:47,379
[grunting with effort]

310
00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,755
Thanks for your help.

311
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,049
My back isn't what
it was 20 years ago.

312
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,177
Mine isn't what it was
20 seconds ago.

313
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:57,556
[groans] This is like
10 years' worth of wiper fluid.

314
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,182
How long do you think
you're gonna live?

315
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,226
Well, sorry!

316
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,687
How'd you like it
if I took my business elsewhere?

317
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,188
If you would've
taken it elsewhere

318
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,106
before you took it here,

319
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,774
I would've loved it.

320
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,069
I made this
for you.

321
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,112
Oh, sweetheart--

322
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,196
I know, right?

323
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,406
Karen's birthday
party tonight.

324
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,325
8:00. Town Hall.
Be there.

325
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,327
We can't.
It's our date night.

326
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,078
I see.

327
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,372
Well, looks like
I have to give you guys a ticket

328
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,582
for loitering.

329
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,499
Loitering?

330
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,584
We're having a picnic.

331
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,252
Open liquor...

332
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,503
This is
non-alcoholic beer.

333
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,505
...impersonating liquor.

334
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,506
There.

335
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,425
500 bucks?

336
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,635
Or come to Karen's
party tonight.

337
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,012
That's extortion.

338
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,556
Hmm, never looked
at it like that.

339
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,141
See you at 8:00!

340
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,603
You left this coat
down there too!

341
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,563
I gave you this.

342
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,523
Are you saying
you don't like it?

343
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,609
It's ugly, ripped,

344
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,943
smells like a wet dog,

345
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,362
and that was before the flood.

346
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,446
When you shop for me,

347
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,782
do you just grab
the first thing you see?

348
00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,659
Aah!

349
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,204
This one's damaged.

350
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,246
Discount!

351
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,042
Yeah, well you've given me
plenty of crappy gifts.

352
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,294
Maybe I'll toss some of those
in the water.

353
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,796
That'll show me.

354
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,713
There you are, Nate,

355
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,256
one bowl of soup,

356
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,299
just like Helen,

357
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,051
who ordered soup
two minutes ago.

358
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,053
Mavis, are you
going to want a soup too?

359
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,846
Because I'm kinda busy
back there.

360
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,057
Oh, no, thank you, dear.

361
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,476
Step one,
separate the eggs--

362
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,354
[Mavis] Lacey,
can I have some soup?

363
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,397
[groans]

364
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,774
Okay, separate the--

365
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,151
[Nate] Lacey,
my soup's too hot.

366
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,444
[groans]

367
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,155
Okay, let's try this again.

368
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,073
Separate the--

369
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,326
All right!

370
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,327
Separate the eggs--

371
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,495
[Nate]
My spoon's too big!

372
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,664
I know what you're doing.

373
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,915
[police siren chirps]

374
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,959
Hey, you teenagers
drinking in the park,

375
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,585
do you know where
there's more booze?

376
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,672
Karen's party
at the Town Hall tonight!

377
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,382
Tell your parents!

378
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,300
Or I'll tell your parents.

379
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,176
[cell phone rings]

380
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,678
Hello?

381
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,097
The streamers are streamed,
the balloons are ballooned.

382
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,057
I decked the hell
out of this hall.

383
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,225
Nice!

384
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,810
Just as long
as there's no yellow, okay?

385
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,728
Karen hates yellow.

386
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,357
[balloon deflating]

387
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,110
Well, what do we have here?

388
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,821
The Christmas jam-jams
you got me.

389
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,532
Maybe I'll toss those in the...

390
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,827
No, these are way too cozy.

391
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,872
Oh, here we go,
my good birthday shirt.

392
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,540
It's basement bath time for--

393
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,666
Hmm...

394
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,544
Then what'll I wear
on my birthday?

395
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,921
Or my funeral?

396
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,256
A-ha!

397
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,633
These useless Easter--

398
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:42,637
I can't get rid of
these corn cuddlers.

399
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,265
Damn her thoughtful hide.

400
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,894
Where the hell
are the macaroons?

401
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,104
The committee's got me
running around so much,

402
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,230
I haven't started.

403
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,273
The committee?

404
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,275
Why are you
sleeping with the enemy?

405
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,818
Just tell 'em to get lost.

406
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:57,944
They're customers.

407
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,071
My reputation
means everything.

408
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,156
I can't just--

409
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,285
[Helen gasps]

410
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,247
What did you say
to them?

411
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,332
I just told them

412
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,125
you keep free-range rats
in the kitchen.

413
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:12,959
What?!

414
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,753
That could ruin
my business!

415
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,921
Whoa, whoa.

416
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,464
One problem at a time.

417
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,800
We really want you guys
to play at Karen's birthday,

418
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:23,595
but we can't afford
to give you each a meal.

419
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,055
How about we share
one meal,

420
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,057
but we each get
a dessert?

421
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,392
Are you sure we're safe
in this arcade?

422
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,394
It is on fire.

423
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,188
We're fine.

424
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,814
You're dreaming this
whole thing anyway.

425
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,608
I'm going to kick you
in the ribs now.

426
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,026
What? Why?

427
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,194
Ow!

428
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,612
Hey, watch it.

429
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,447
Sorry to interrupt
nap time.

430
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,615
I wasn't napping,

431
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,908
I fainted.

432
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,743
Guess I blew so hard
I passed out.

433
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,662
I read that on a
bathroom wall once.

434
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,996
Why didn't you
just use that?

435
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:51,998
No way.

436
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,500
I'm savin' that
for Karaoke.

437
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,293
Well, knock
yourself out...

438
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,253
again.

439
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,462
Sorry I can't help.

440
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,463
I'm on a mission.

441
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,299
A mission... impossible!

442
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,343
[♪♪♪]

443
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,687
Oh, that was
surprisingly possible.

444
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,230
--and then it hit me.

445
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:18,525
I gotta step it up
and get Emma a thoughtful gift.

446
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,902
Something real special,
you know?

447
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,862
So you came
to a gas station?

448
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,823
What, I should go to Foo Mart?

449
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,658
Oh, looks like
the brick delivery's here.

450
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,951
You better bring those in.

451
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,704
Ugh, why is everything
so heavy,

452
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,539
and why is Brent selling bricks?

453
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:33,832
Is he supposed
to give them away?

454
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,333
Use your head.

455
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,710
The hall's done,

456
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,336
and Hank's gone
to get flamingoes.

457
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,672
Ooh, these look good,

458
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,007
and they smell yummy,

459
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,842
like a high-end
sun block.

460
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,927
Mm. That's what
we were going for.

461
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,345
[murmured counting]

462
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,847
Okay, 20.

463
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,515
Where's
the other 180?

464
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,850
200 people?

465
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,184
That can't be right.

466
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,519
Oh, it isn't.

467
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,729
I didn't count us.

468
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,855
It's 203.

469
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,315
[gasping]

470
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,613
[♪♪♪]

471
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,282
We can't cook for 200.

472
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,700
203.

473
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,285
Whatever!
We don't have enough time

474
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,203
to make 180 macaroons
and dinner.

475
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:12,871
Dinner's off.

476
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,539
What? No!

477
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,582
The party will suck,

478
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,208
and Karen'll never
talk to me again.

479
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,377
I'll die alone and friendless.

480
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,962
You're saying
we're not your friends?

481
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,047
That's a load off.

482
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,132
Look, you keep
making macaroons here,

483
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,759
I'll go home
and whip something up there.

484
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,218
That could work.

485
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,763
Just make sure
it's something special,

486
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,222
and memorable!

487
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,557
I keep forgetting "memorable."

488
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,351
[♪♪♪]

489
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,026
Oh...

490
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,904
so the "making them"
is the impossible part.

491
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,531
[sizzling]
Gah! Boiling!

492
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,326
Obviously!

493
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,744
[gasps] Freezing!

494
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,412
Obviously.

495
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,538
Hey, what's this?

496
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,581
[♪♪♪]

497
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,999
♪ Hallelujah! ♪

498
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,293
Hallelujah!

499
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,172
[cell phone rings]

500
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,174
Hank, what's taking so long?

501
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,009
I'm still
at the flamingo place.

502
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,302
How many do you think
I should get?

503
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,596
Just get whatever you can
and boot it back here.

504
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,889
The party's starting.

505
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,350
Gimme 25 of the pink ones.

506
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,352
I told you,
they're not for sale.

507
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,355
Come on, some of them
are one-legged.

508
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,816
For you, my love.

509
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,567
I saw these flowers
and thought of you.

510
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,695
Yeah. I wonder why.

511
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,988
Are you selling these
to Foo Mart?

512
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,449
Aah!

513
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,575
What are you doing?

514
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,077
You scared the hell
out of me!

515
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,912
I'm giving you
a shoulder massage.

516
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,331
You're giving me
a heart attack!

517
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,624
Surprise!

518
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,875
Made ya dinner.

519
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,544
Chicken
a la Barbecue sauce.

520
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,503
Bonjour.

521
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,004
Why are you making dinner?

522
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,631
We're eating
at Karen's birthday party.

523
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,552
Judas Priest, there's no gift
that'll make you happy.

524
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,804
Just go to the damn party
by yourself, then!

525
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,139
Really?

526
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,057
A night away from you?

527
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,352
Oh, Oscar,
that's so thoughtful.

528
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,270
[kissing]

529
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,523
Ha! Nailed it. [chuckles]

530
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,816
Easiest gift ever.

531
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,485
I'm a helluva husband.

532
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,362
[♪♪♪]

533
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,865
Ah, it looks like
we got it all done!

534
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,033
Yep, I sure did.

535
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,493
No small feat.

536
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,328
Uh, don't you mean "we"?

537
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,037
Fine.

538
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,748
No wee feat.

539
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,833
[party music thumping]

540
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,418
We've got everything.

541
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,795
Karen's favourite music,
Karen's favourite dessert,

542
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,005
Karen's favourite people...

543
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,548
Where's Karen?

544
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,508
Oh, jeez.

545
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:35,346
[police siren wailing]

546
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,556
[sighs wearily]

547
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,474
Supposed to be
my day off.

548
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,184
Hardest day of work
in my life.

549
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,394
Get me to this party.
I need a drink.

550
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,896
You sure you don't
wanna go freshen up?

551
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:43,730
You look a little...

552
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,275
Yeah, let's get you a drink.

553
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,406
All right, main course,
what'd you make?

554
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,366
My specialty.

555
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,868
Ta-dah!

556
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,620
Peanut butter
sandwiches?

557
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,663
And jam!

558
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,040
That's not special.

559
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,334
Davis said "make
something special."

560
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,252
That's why I cut them
on an angle.

561
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,462
Ugh! This
isn't a dinner!

562
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,298
This is a kid's lunch
circa 1952.

563
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,925
Are you calling me
a bad mother?

564
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,010
No, I'm calling you
a bad cook.

565
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,762
How about I call you
an ambulance?

566
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,889
There's nothing like a party

567
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,975
to soothe the nerves
after a hard day.

568
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:25,146
[Lacey and Wanda arguing]

569
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,899
Yes, this is
very relaxing.

570
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,068
You said you'd help me!

571
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,320
I came up with
the rat story!

572
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,948
Well, at least I made
Karen's favourite dessert,

573
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,074
macaroons!

574
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,285
Oh, no, I'm allergic
to coconut.

575
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,246
My favourite dessert
is macarons.

576
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,372
That's what I said,

577
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,040
only not with
the goofy accent.

578
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,583
Nice work,
Ina Garten.

579
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,918
Oh, bite my biscuit!

580
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,045
Hey, hey, it's still
a fun party.

581
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:52,048
There's music, balloons,
drinks, a goose.

582
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,467
Whoa, wait,
why is there a goose?

583
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,760
Oh, no...

584
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,179
[guests gasping]

585
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,722
What the hell, Hank?

586
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,099
You said get whatever,

587
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,184
and they're real
fussy-butts at the zoo.

588
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,478
Think of them
as Canadian flamingoes.

589
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,565
You know I meant plastic
flamingoes, right?

590
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:09,816
Oh...

591
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,109
Well, that makes
more sense.

592
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,112
Davis, about
this $500 ticket--

593
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,113
[goose squawking]

594
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,948
[yelping]

595
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,116
The food!

596
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,118
Now there's no dinner.

597
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,079
A-ha! So you admit
it's a dinner.

598
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,456
Oh, Brent, thank god
you made perogies,

599
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,041
and there's enough
for everyone.

600
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:27,959
Everyone?

601
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,085
This is more

602
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,211
of a single-serving
situation.

603
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,045
I don't know if--

604
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,171
[goose squawks]

605
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,299
Well, well, well,

606
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,510
it turns out that making
a whole dinner is--

607
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,178
[goose squawks]

608
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,139
[laughs]

609
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,473
How does that feel, you old--

610
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,892
Oh!

611
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,477
[♪♪♪]

612
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,941
I'm going to the bar.

613
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,069
Run for your lives!

614
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,696
[screaming]

615
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,324
[chuckling] Classic.

616
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,450
[squawks into microphone]

617
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:06,122
[♪♪♪]

618
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:09,083
[laughing]

619
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,335
Oh, check it out!

620
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,045
I already got
200 more likes

621
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,672
than Denise's dumb
Parthenon Party. See?

622
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,466
Yup, I'll admit

623
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,301
it took a lot of work
for me to plan.

624
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,011
You planned
a wild goose attack?

625
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,179
Well, I planned the geese.

626
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,847
The attack
was icing on the cake.

627
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,182
I'm sorry.

628
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,017
I just wanted it
to be a special,

629
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,685
once-in-a-lifetime thing.

630
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,437
Trust me, it was.

631
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,606
No one will ever
forget it.

632
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,774
Especially Helen.

633
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,858
You wanna
go to war?

634
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,401
There's going to be
some scarring.

635
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,819
Best birthday ever.

636
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,071
Thanks, Davis.

637
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,364
[clinking glasses]
Cheers.

638
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,823
Oh, and hey, thanks
for covering for me

639
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:41,783
at Corner Gas.

640
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:42,951
Sure.

641
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,202
By the way,
I didn't lock up the store,

642
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,286
since I don't have keys.

643
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,329
Ah, no biggie.

644
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,373
Dog River's
full of good people.

645
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,792
Sorry, I didn't bring in
the brick delivery.

646
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,377
You left the
bricks outside?!

647
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,337
[panting in panic]

648
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,797
What are you
doing here, Oscar?

649
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,216
Did you pump the water
out of the basement?

650
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,385
I opened up a window.
It'll dry out.

651
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,262
By the time we get home,
no more problem.

652
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,265
[geese honking]

653
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,393
[aggressive squawking]

654
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:13,189
[♪♪♪]

655
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,607
♪ I don't know ♪

656
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,859
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

657
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,407
♪ I don't know ♪

658
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,493
♪ I just... don't know ♪

659
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,164
♪ Ooh ♪

660
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,749
♪ It's a great big place ♪

661
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,002
♪ Ooh ♪

662
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,586
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪

663
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,630
♪ Ooh ♪

664
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,674
♪ And it's my happy place ♪

665
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,300
♪ I don't know ♪