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[♪♪♪]

2
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[Hank] Heya, Phil.

3
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I'm ready for
another beerski.

4
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Okay, but you're
getting a bit drunkski.

5
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That's the planski.

6
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I'm celebrating the glorious
victory of my favourite team.

7
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Elk Valley Vultures!
Whoo!

8
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And what's that, hockey? Soccer?

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Bocce ball.

10
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You watch pro bocce ball?

11
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Oh, no, not pro.

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High school.

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Elk Valley Vultures

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are the Provincial
bocce ball champions!

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Whoo!

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Hey, Brent,
keep an eye on Hank.

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He's getting a bit goofy.

18
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Getting?

19
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That horse left the
barn 30 years ago.

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Hey, Ike,
scootch over.

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You're on my stool.

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How is this
your stool?

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I was sitting there.

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I just went
to the bathroom.

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You snooze, you lose.

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I wasn't snoozing,
I was peeing.

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A 20-minute pee?

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It wasn't 20,
it was maybe 10.

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There's a new trivia thing
above the urinal, and--

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Look, it doesn't matter.

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I always sit here.

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Phil, tell Ike
that's my stool.

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Sorry, Brent.

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Them's the breaks.

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Uh, no, them's
are not the breaks.

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Them's are not even
the basic rules

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of a civilized society.

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Come on, pal.

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Have a drink
and lighten up.

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Kind of weird to have
a favourite stool anyway.

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But not weird to have

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a favourite
high school bocce ball team.

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♪ You think
there's not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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[♪♪♪]

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Ridiculous.

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How can someone lose their seat

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because they went to the can?

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Nature dictates
we have to use the bathroom.

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It's an immutable law,

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so you can't just steal
someone's stool

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because they're in the toilet.

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It's a foundational pillar
of every organized religion.

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I don't recall
the word "toilet"

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in the Old Testament.

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Well, they had different
words back then.

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It was a cubit
or something.

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Ah, give it a rest.

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You've been complaining
about that all day.

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Normally I wouldn't care,

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but you're complaining
around me.

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Like, where I can hear it.

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[door opens]

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Oh, well, lookee
who's strolling in here

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pleasant as pie

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without a hint
of betrayer's remorse.

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Just stopped in to pick up
a pack of Cucumbawumbas.

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Sorry, saving those
for someone.

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What? For who?

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Yeah, who else eats
cucumber-flavoured candy?

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They're the best!

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Cucumbawumba
are numba wumba!

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They're gross.

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I chew one down,
but it comes up again.

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I know you love them, Phil,

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but I'm saving these
for another customer,

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whose patronage
I actually value.

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I see.

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This is about last night.

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I have no idea to
what you are referring.

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Uh-oh, you know he's mad

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when he gets
grammatically correct.

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Them's the breaks.

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You enjoying that?

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[door closes]

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Wha-ha! Gaah!

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Tastes like cucumber-
flavoured ear wax.

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That you found
in a dirty cubit?

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[♪♪♪]

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[Karen] Okay, I'm off.

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I left you a crib sheet

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to help you
with the paperwork.

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I don't need a crib sheet.

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I have an excellent memory.

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Okay, well,
don't forget

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there's a crib sheet
right there.

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My mind is like
a steel trap.

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A steel colander, maybe.

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Oh, yeah?

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Do you know what was
the top-selling country album

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of 1991?

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I do not.

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Garth Brooks's "No Fences."

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Do you know what year
Merle Haggard put out

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his 30th album?

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It'd be weird if I did.

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1974.

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See? Steel trap.

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Yes, you know a lot
about country music trivia.

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That'd be helpful
if we were DJs

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on 98.6
"The Haystack,"

112
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but we're cops,

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and sometimes
you forget cop stuff.

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No, I don't.

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What form gets filled out
for the equipment budget?

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27-B or 27-C?

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Uh... 27-B.

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W-51.

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Crib sheet's
on your desk.

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[grumbling]
Trick question.

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Aah!

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Mm. Morning.

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Okay, "A,"
it's almost 7:00 p.m.,

124
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and "B,"
why are you in my house?

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No, actually, "A" is
why are you in my house?

126
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Uh, you told me

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if I was too drunk to drive
last night,

128
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I could crash at your place.

129
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We never had
any such conversation.

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We didn't?

131
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Huh, maybe I dreamed it.

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You were holding
a panda bear at the time.

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So you slept here
last night?

134
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How did I not see you
on the sofa

135
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when I left
this morning?

136
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I was probably still asleep
outside in your hedge.

137
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Oh, yeah, yeah,

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I crawled in through a window
when the sun got hot.

139
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Well, that's
a disturbing violation,

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and it's time to go.

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Oh, uh, can you give me
a ride to my truck?

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I left it at the bar.

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Fine, whatever speeds up
the "you leaving" part of this.

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[♪♪♪]

145
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How come I always have to do
the stupid cash-out?

146
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Just these stupid chips,
I guess.

147
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I know why I'm pissed off.
Why are you pissed off?

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I have to stupid work late
and do a bunch of stupid forms,

149
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and I can't remember what
any of the stupid forms are for

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because I have a stupid memory.

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Memories
aren't stupid.

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People are stupid.

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Present company...

154
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Whatever.

155
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Anyone can have
a good memory.

156
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You just need
to train it.

157
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Really?

158
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Can you teach me?

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If it gets me
out of here, yes.

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Davis needs my help!

161
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You have to cash out!

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I was in the back.
What did you--

163
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Wanda?

164
00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,928
You left the cash out!

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00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,263
[telephone rings]

166
00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,139
Corner Gas.

167
00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,932
Brent? Phil.

168
00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,560
I got something at the bar
I think you'll like.

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Come over, and bring
the Cucumbawumbas.

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This is a special
exclusive area.

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Nobody can go in here

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00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,278
except you.

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Whoa, really?

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That's pretty cool.

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00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,282
Uh-uh...

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Oh, yeah, right.

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[both sigh with satisfaction]

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Hurry up, woman!

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We're going to
miss Happy Hour.

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Doesn't matter
what time we get there,

181
00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,591
Happy Hour ends
when you show up.

182
00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,134
What the hell
does that mean?

183
00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,136
I just mean
that whenever we go out,

184
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to the bar, to the Ruby,

185
00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,264
even for groceries,

186
00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:48,640
you always cause a kerfuffle.

187
00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,059
I do not.

188
00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:50,976
You do.

189
00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,227
You're a kerfuffler.

190
00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,312
I can't help it!

191
00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,272
Some people need
a good fuffling.

192
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Everything
okay here?

193
00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,984
If it wasn't,
what would you do about it,

194
00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,402
short pants?

195
00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,196
I'm wearing regular pants.

196
00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,322
But you're short.

197
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,824
I'm still
an officer of the law.

198
00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,242
Not out of uniform.

199
00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,494
[chuckling]

200
00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,205
Who are you gonna scare
in a purple T-shirt?

201
00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,164
See?

202
00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,957
Not even at the bar yet,

203
00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,501
and you're already
kerfuffling.

204
00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,754
Oh, this is cool.

205
00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:21,006
I've never been
in a cop car before.

206
00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,424
Well, not the front seat.

207
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Quit fiddling.

208
00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,928
You said you'd help me
with my memory problem.

209
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I already did.

210
00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,180
You did?

211
00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:31,350
No, just a little
memory humour.

212
00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,227
Okay, here's the thing,

213
00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,895
it's easy to remember something

214
00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,688
if you're actually
interested in it, right?

215
00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,734
Yeah, but cop paperwork
is dull.

216
00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:41,610
I'm sure it is.

217
00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,028
The trick

218
00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,863
is to associate it with
something you actually like.

219
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So, what's something
you're really into?

220
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I know a lot about
country music.

221
00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,285
Okay, give me the name
of a country song

222
00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,495
and who sings it.

223
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Uh... "Highway Heartache"
by Elden Bucksaw.

224
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Elden Bucksaw?

225
00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,710
Yeesh, never stood a chance.

226
00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,546
Okay, now what's something

227
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,464
you have a hard time
remembering at work?

228
00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:05,175
Hmm... I always forget
to send in the mileage report

229
00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,343
at the end of the month.

230
00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:07,719
Well, that's an easy one.

231
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,472
Associate the word "Highway"
from "Highway Heartache"

232
00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:11,557
with mileage.

233
00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,059
Highway, mileage...
get it?

234
00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,310
Uh-huh.

235
00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,563
...and the name Elden
is like "all done."

236
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As in, "you're all done
with the mileage for the month."

237
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Hey, I could do that.

238
00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:23,944
That's great!

239
00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:24,820
Give me another one.

240
00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,488
Okay, but first,

241
00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:28,532
you got keys
for these, right?

242
00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:30,742
Stop fiddling
with stuff.

243
00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,202
[♪♪♪]

244
00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:35,747
Okay, thanks again for
letting me crash at your place.

245
00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,250
I didn't let you,
but you're welcome.

246
00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,710
And thanks for helping me

247
00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,296
solve my "how to get
back to my truck" problem.

248
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My house is six blocks
from the bar,

249
00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,091
so it wasn't
much of a problem.

250
00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,467
Anyway, I'm gonna scoot.

251
00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:48,927
Oh, hang on.

252
00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,095
New problem.

253
00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,055
I don't have my keys.

254
00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,348
[groans]

255
00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,018
Where's the last place
you remember having them?

256
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If I knew that,
we wouldn't be in this mess.

257
00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,855
I'm not in this mess.

258
00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:02,608
It wasn't my idea
for you to get drunk last night,

259
00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,443
or leave your truck here.

260
00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,445
Although once you had
the "get drunk" idea,

261
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,322
the "leaving your truck"
was a good idea.

262
00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,990
They're not
inside the headlight.

263
00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:12,492
Why would your keys
be inside the headlight?

264
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,619
I don't know.

265
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,662
You said "idea,"
I thought "lightbulb."

266
00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,496
Wow.

267
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,665
Well, I'll leave you to it.

268
00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,251
And if I can't
find my keys,

269
00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,878
I'll just crash
at your place again!

270
00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,796
[tires squealing]

271
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,840
We're finding
your keys.

272
00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,050
Thanks.

273
00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,509
I appreciate your help.

274
00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:32,262
Well, it's easier than
installing bars on my windows.

275
00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,096
[♪♪♪]

276
00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:41,146
[♪♪♪]

277
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,147
What's this?

278
00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,440
Some kind of art thing?

279
00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,524
You being punished?

280
00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,442
What'd you do?

281
00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,860
It just so happens

282
00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:50,614
I have my very own
private exclusive bar area.

283
00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,699
Cool.
Can we come in?

284
00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:56,119
If you correctly answer
this skill-testing question.

285
00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,998
What does the word
"exclusive" mean?

286
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,833
Oh.

287
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,669
You mind if we just
stand here and watch you?

288
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,629
I do kind of, yeah.

289
00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,172
What can I get you?

290
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,424
I'll have
a whisky and ginger.

291
00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,385
I'll have a beer,

292
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,178
unless Officer Blondie
over there

293
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,180
wants to check my I.D.?

294
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,265
No, I'm pretty sure

295
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,225
you're over the
legal drinking age,

296
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,227
by a half century or so.

297
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,938
You okay?

298
00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,398
You look like your shorts
are too tight.

299
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,816
Not to be indelicate,

300
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,859
but it's Trivia Night
at Club Urinal.

301
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,568
What?

302
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:29,903
I have to pee,

303
00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,571
but I'm afraid
if I go to the bathroom,

304
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,865
somebody will jump in here
and usurp my seat.

305
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,617
I could stand guard
if you like.

306
00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,536
Hmm, out of uniform?

307
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,246
What is with you people?

308
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:41,039
I am more than a uniform,

309
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,292
I am a highly trained
peace officer,

310
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,377
regardless
of what I'm wearing.

311
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,378
Hey, what's in here?

312
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,337
Ow!

313
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,172
That's off limits.

314
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,257
Wow.

315
00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,174
Point taken.

316
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,050
You're on guard.

317
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,135
I'll be right back.

318
00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,387
I just want
to go in there.

319
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,014
Yeah, well,
you're not allowed.

320
00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:57,889
Why not?

321
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,641
I don't actually
know why not,

322
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,601
but I know this--
take a hike.

323
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,853
The rest of you,

324
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,646
you're blocking
the main thoroughfare here.

325
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,940
Everybody stand to one side.

326
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,233
Now!

327
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,234
[murmuring]

328
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,778
[scoffs]
Purple T-shirt, my ass.

329
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:15,407
Would it be easier for me
to make memory associations

330
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,617
with country music
titles or lyrics?

331
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,744
How should I know?

332
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:19,911
I hate country music.

333
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:20,787
What?

334
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,664
How can you hate
country music?

335
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,874
Pretty simple, really.

336
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,668
Listen to a song or two,
and boom-- hate it.

337
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,086
What do you hate about it?

338
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,089
The deeply stirring
grassroots poetry

339
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,176
that holds a rearview mirror
up to our souls?

340
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,762
The forlorn fondling
of the human heart?

341
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,597
The rich nasal twang
that tickles the--

342
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,431
[police siren blasts]

343
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,349
Aah!

344
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,725
Whoa! Cool!

345
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,435
Which button was that?

346
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,020
You have to stop
playing with--

347
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:45,937
Aah!

348
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,773
Oh, the one
marked "siren."

349
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,232
Well, that makes sense.

350
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,818
Wow, Karen.

351
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,362
You kept everyone out.

352
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,237
I'm impressed.

353
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,238
Hey, Brent.

354
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,323
What the hell?

355
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,616
Do you know
where Hank's keys are?

356
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,284
I rescind my praise.

357
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,620
I assumed
you'd want Lacey in.

358
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,789
I'd appreciate it
if you asked me first.

359
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,417
Brent, can Lacey access
your special area?

360
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,502
I'd also appreciate it

361
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,420
if you worded that
differently,

362
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,463
but yes.

363
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,382
Don't worry,
I know how this works

364
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,008
from my club days
in the city.

365
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,051
Hey, Phil,

366
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,844
a couple of drinks
for the VIP section?

367
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:18,887
My tab.

368
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,555
Ooh, VIP.

369
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,724
I hadn't heard it put
in those words before.

370
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,143
They're more
like letters.

371
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,478
♪ Been ten years ♪

372
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,482
♪ But I know what I know
sure as hell ♪

373
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,651
♪ That ol' dog was sweeter ♪

374
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,113
♪ Than puddin'
in a pie shell... ♪

375
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,907
[sniffing]

376
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,325
[crying]

377
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,494
Okay, clearly
this horrendous song

378
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,287
strikes a weird
chord with you.

379
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,539
Horrendous?

380
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,125
The song's name
is "My Pal, Puddin'"

381
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,335
The dog is Puddin'.

382
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,503
The dog's worm food.

383
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,130
He said it's been 10 years.

384
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,632
Anyway, what's something
in your paperwork

385
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,675
you could connect to it?

386
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,552
[sniffling]

387
00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,761
I don't know.

388
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,680
This is really hard.

389
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,641
Can't I just let the music
flow through me

390
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,435
and fuel my delicate soul?

391
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,352
No!

392
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,562
We're here to work.

393
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,896
[clattering]

394
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,690
How am I
supposed to concentrate

395
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,691
when you're wearing that?

396
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,943
Would it help
if I put the visor up?

397
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,529
[breathing like
Darth Vader]

398
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,530
It would help

399
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,615
if you stopped
breathing like that.

400
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,492
[in deep voice]
"Luke...

401
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,953
Who's your Daddy?"

402
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:25,745
[groans]

403
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,122
What are you
looking for?

404
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,206
Hank's keys!

405
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,291
I told you that.

406
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,709
Ah, sorry, I was distracted

407
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,044
by how long
that line is getting.

408
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,380
You're gonna have to start
letting people in.

409
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,548
Am I the only one

410
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,175
that knows what the word
"exclusive" means?

411
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,718
That's how this works.

412
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,846
You let just enough people in
to get the crowd's hopes up,

413
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:45,348
but you leave the majority
outside looking in

414
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,641
to create hype,

415
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,893
but no riff-raff.

416
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,937
Well, I don't know
who's riff and who's raff.

417
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,314
Karen,

418
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,524
you can let one more person
into the VIP section,

419
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,442
but be selective.

420
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,821
You double-fisting
tonight, Mavis?

421
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,615
One of these
is for Brent...

422
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,658
if I get inside.

423
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,745
[chuckles]
Well played.

424
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,662
[crunching]

425
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,872
Those barbecue?

426
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,293
Mm, the rye
in the VIP section

427
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,377
tastes way better.

428
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,129
It's the exact same rye.

429
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,130
I know,

430
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,673
but this is spiked
with justice.

431
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,799
Right, Lanny?

432
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,343
Lanny? Really?

433
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,552
Hey, Karen,

434
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,596
I'm a little stumped
by your vetting process.

435
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,890
Don't tell me
how to do my job.

436
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,058
[soft country music playing]

437
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,894
Okay, let's see
if your memory's improving.

438
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,771
What's this song about?

439
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,106
Driving Highway 431
through Tennessee.

440
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,484
Right, and what should
this remind you to do?

441
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:41,029
Well, 431 is a date,

442
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,658
and "Tennessee"
sounds like "10-AC,"

443
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,660
so...

444
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:50,413
I need to submit form 10-AC
by April 31st!

445
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,581
Congratulations!

446
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,458
None of that is correct.

447
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,752
April doesn't even
have 31 days.

448
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,462
Aw, this is useless.

449
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,631
You just need to focus.

450
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,508
I think I can help.

451
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,095
Now you don't have to
pay attention to the road.

452
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,680
I actually think
this is illegal.

453
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,098
Is it?

454
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,141
What's the police code
for the law we're breaking?

455
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,268
Uh...

456
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,645
I'll keep driving
until you figure it out.

457
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,771
Technically...

458
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,648
there's no speed limit
for us, right?

459
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,816
Not if we're
in pursuit of--

460
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,858
Whoa!

461
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,029
Wow, that's
a long line.

462
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,197
We're not lining up

463
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,491
to talk to our own
idiot son.

464
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,659
Oh, great,

465
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,160
Captain Kerfuffle's
on the case.

466
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,580
Outta the way,
crumb lips.

467
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,456
I want to talk
to that jackass.

468
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,666
No can do.

469
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,335
Yes can do.
Just open the rope.

470
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,336
-[slap]
-Hey!

471
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,672
Emma, I'd be okay
letting you in,

472
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,382
but not
with the company you keep.

473
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,592
The company?

474
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,343
She happens to be
Vice President

475
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,469
of this company.

476
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,179
We don't need this.

477
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,639
Come on, Emma.

478
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,182
Right behind you.

479
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,020
Hey, Mom,
what's up?

480
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,022
Hank, is that
my purse?

481
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,107
Just checking to see
if I dropped my keys in here.

482
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,692
I remember
going through it last night

483
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,068
looking for gum.

484
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,863
We really need to start
talking about boundaries.

485
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,573
--and your choice
of gum flavours.

486
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:07,866
I give up.

487
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,242
I can't find my keys anywhere!

488
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,286
Is it possible
they're not lost?

489
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,371
Maybe you gave them to someone?

490
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,539
Yes!

491
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,790
I did do that!

492
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,500
Mystery solved!

493
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,668
Great!

494
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,211
Who did you
give them to?

495
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,212
Uh...

496
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,089
New mystery!

497
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,056
[♪♪♪]

498
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,308
Oscar, were you
here last night?

499
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,394
I gave my keys to someone,
and I don't remember who.

500
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,230
What kind of a moron
gives someone his keys,

501
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,901
and then doesn't
have the brains to even...

502
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,570
Dammit, Emma's right.

503
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,280
I am a kerfuffler.

504
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,406
A what?

505
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,949
Oh...

506
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,827
That's all right,
I kerfuffled earlier too.

507
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,787
In a crowd,

508
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,747
no one can tell
who did it.

509
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,291
Does anyone
have my keys?

510
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,251
[mouth full]
This job is great.

511
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,337
You get to drive
around all day,

512
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,421
eatin' donuts,

513
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,422
doin' donuts.

514
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,345
Knock it off,
I'm getting sick.

515
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,264
It's hard enough to make
these country music connections.

516
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,434
What does a ghost truck driver
have to do with police work?

517
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,185
[brakes screech]

518
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,145
The trucker
was a ghost?

519
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,939
I thought the hitchhiker
was a ghost.

520
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,899
That was four songs ago.

521
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,609
Hey, should those
teenagers

522
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,610
be out at night

523
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,945
tipping over
PlastiPottys?

524
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,697
At night? No.

525
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,156
They just need
a firm talking to.

526
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,033
I'll take care of it.

527
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,786
I mean, nothing
from these songs connects.

528
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,954
"My wife left me,

529
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,288
and she took my truck."

530
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,125
What does that have to do
with urinating in public?

531
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,502
Okay, kids,
time to wrap it up.

532
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,045
[shouts of protest]

533
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,797
Hey, now!
[door slams]

534
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,799
[teens laughing
and taunting]

535
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,051
Okay, kids,
time to let me out.

536
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,179
Kids? Kids?

537
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,431
Kids!
[banging on door]

538
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,849
[gasps] Wanda!

539
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,226
Maybe the truck
is the ghost.

540
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,853
I gotta play that again.

541
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,396
Let me out!

542
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,523
This cubit reeks!

543
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,027
Are all VIP sections
this loud?

544
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,238
Aw, thanks,
but I ate earlier.

545
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,990
What do you mean,
I'm getting burlier?

546
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:12,866
[splashing]

547
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,284
Oops, sorry.

548
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,036
Come on, Lanny,
that's the good rye.

549
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,497
You're getting
justice juice everywhere.

550
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,749
Lacey, hand me a napkin.

551
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,833
Lacey?

552
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,335
Well, now, where did she--

553
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,004
[grumbling]

554
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,715
This is abuse
of my private area.

555
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,686
Well, you took
your sweet time.

556
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,645
Where you been?

557
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:43,521
Nowhere fun.

558
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,315
I'd rather
be here with you.

559
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,858
Can I get you folks
another round?

560
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,151
About time!

561
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,945
I've been
sitting here for...

562
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,530
a while now, yeah,

563
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,990
and you look like

564
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,034
you're having
a busy night, and...

565
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,036
I'll have another drink
when you have a minute.

566
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,746
Are you kidding me?

567
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:00,914
I've been holding
this empty glass

568
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,207
for a half hour.

569
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,125
Would it kill you
to hire some help,

570
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,585
you cheapskate?

571
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,712
Yeah, you
tell 'em, baby!

572
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,590
Mrs. Kerfuffle
is on the case!

573
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,592
I learned
from the master.

574
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,720
Aw, that's sweet.

575
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,388
Gaah!
What the hell?

576
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,890
Emma, did I
give you my keys?

577
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:19,891
No.

578
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,601
Did I give you
a beating?

579
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,560
No.

580
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,229
I will if you
don't get lost.

581
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,274
Karen, you're not doing
a very good job

582
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,943
of keeping people out.

583
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,694
Do you think
it's the T-shirt?

584
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:32,946
I swear to--

585
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,030
No.

586
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,074
Brent told me
to let everyone in.

587
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,242
He did?

588
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,619
Why would he want everyone--

589
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,581
Ah...

590
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,375
I see what you did.

591
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,835
Very clever.

592
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:47,752
Yep.

593
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,379
I'm always
thinking ahead.

594
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,422
How long have you
been planning this?

595
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,924
About a minute
and a half.

596
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,884
So not
too far ahead.

597
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,719
I've talked
to everyone,

598
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,555
and no one
has my keys.

599
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,849
Hmm, well, everyone
who was here last night

600
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,933
is here now,

601
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,101
except Wanda.

602
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,894
Wanda!
That's it!

603
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,979
Where is she?

604
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:06,980
I dunno.

605
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,190
Another mystery!

606
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:10,859
I'm like Sherlock Holmes
and Scooby-Doo

607
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,151
rolled into one.

608
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,862
Except they solve
mysteries.

609
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,363
You get drunk
and create them.

610
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,115
Otherwise, very similar.

611
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,033
[♪♪♪]

612
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,493
Well, that didn't work.

613
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,286
I know.

614
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,495
It's all fun and games

615
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,914
until you get a pant-full
of sewage...

616
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:25,957
that's not your own.

617
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,126
No, I'm talking
about your system.

618
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,503
It hasn't improved
my memory at all.

619
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:33,298
I just want to listen
to Elden Hacksaw

620
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,924
and not have to think
about work.

621
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,259
Hacksaw?

622
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,136
I thought you said
his name was Bucksaw.

623
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,637
Great, now I can't even

624
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,639
remember facts
about country music.

625
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,142
Your stupid method
ruined my memory.

626
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,935
It's not my fault
your brain's corrupted

627
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,645
with all that dumb country junk.

628
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,647
This method has worked
on monkeys.

629
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,982
[knocks]

630
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,902
Hey, Wanda, I gave you
my keys last night.

631
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,194
No, you didn't.

632
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,779
Or... hang on...

633
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,114
[slurring] Here.

634
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,949
Hold my keys
till tomorrow,

635
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,327
and don't
let me forget.

636
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,662
Oh, yeah, I forgot.

637
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,830
So where are they?

638
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,956
Uh...

639
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,625
I don't remember.

640
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,126
What's that?

641
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,003
You don't remember?

642
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,465
Now who's the dumb
country monkey, huh?

643
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,593
Wait, I think I have that song.

644
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,011
[playing track]

645
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,596
♪ She's my little
country monkey ♪

646
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,097
♪ Boop-boop ♪

647
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,474
♪ Bourbon and bananas ♪

648
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,852
♪ and her fur-lined pyjamas
at the zoo ♪

649
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,896
♪ Boop-boo! ♪

650
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:35,902
How was work?

651
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:36,861
Aah!

652
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,029
What are you
doing here?

653
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,405
I'm looking
for Hank's keys.

654
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,531
He gave them
to me last night,

655
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,241
and I'm retracing
his steps.

656
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,077
If you had them,

657
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,829
why are you
retracing his steps?

658
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,081
Because...

659
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,707
I don't know!

660
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,875
I can't think.

661
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,293
Put on some country music.

662
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,337
How about I put on some coffee?

663
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,506
♪ She's
puttin' on some coffee ♪

664
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,258
♪ Some bourbon and bananas ♪

665
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,469
♪ And fur-lined pyjamas... ♪

666
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:04,973
Wait, if you haven't
found the keys yet,

667
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,182
then where's--

668
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:09,102
Lacey, do you have
any bath bombs?

669
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:13,189
[♪♪♪]

670
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,607
♪ I don't know ♪

671
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,859
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

672
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,407
♪ I don't know ♪

673
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,493
♪ I just... don't know ♪

674
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,164
♪ Ooh ♪

675
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,749
♪ It's a great big place ♪

676
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,002
♪ Ooh ♪

677
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,586
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪

678
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,630
♪ Ooh ♪

679
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,674
♪ And it's my happy place ♪

680
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,300
♪ I don't know ♪