1
00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:05,614
That'll be $5.75.

2
00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:06,702
Mm. Keep
the change.

3
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This is a five.

4
00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,574
You'll have
to forgive Hank.

5
00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,707
He failed math four times.

6
00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:12,664
I thought
it was three.

7
00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:13,926
See? Sad.

8
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Holy crap!

9
00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:17,408
Look at the size
of that spider.

10
00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:18,583
That's not a spider.

11
00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:20,542
It's just paint
peeling off the ceiling.

12
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Beside
the paint peel.

13
00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,632
Holy crap!
That is a big one.

14
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God, this place
is a dump.

15
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No offence, Phil.

16
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Have you ever thought
of renovating?

17
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I just finished!

18
00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,683
Blew the budget
on the new sign.

19
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Christmas was
nine months ago.

20
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Only three months
until the drink special.

21
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It's just so depressing
in here.

22
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You should host
an event or something

23
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to distract

24
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from how sad
this hovel is.

25
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You have
a very thick skin.

26
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What do you
mean by that?

27
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Phil's had events here before.

28
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Are these trained rats?

29
00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:55,838
Nope.
And they're off!

30
00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:02,105
Your chicken
looks sick.

31
00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,020
Are you
feeding her?

32
00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,804
There's a dish
of food right over--

33
00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:07,371
Where'd all
the food go?

34
00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:13,073
The best event
was the last one.

35
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Whoever gets
the most rats wins!

36
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Ahh! Rats!

37
00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:23,126
Maybe you could
host an event

38
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that is non-rat
related.

39
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Anything's possible.

40
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♪ You think
there's not a lot going on ♪

41
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♪ Look closer, baby

42
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♪ You're so wrong

43
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So, Phil agreed to host
an event at the bar,

44
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if anyone is interested.

45
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Sure.

46
00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:43,712
-Why not?
-Go for it.

47
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Can I get
some crackers?

48
00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:46,976
"Go for it"?
Oh, no, no, no.

49
00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,934
If you think I'm gonna
take the lead on this,

50
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do all the work,

51
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and then beat myself up
when it all falls apart,

52
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you've got another thing coming.

53
00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,158
The only thing
I'd like to see coming

54
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are some crackers.

55
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So don't
take the lead.

56
00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,989
Why does anyone
have to lead anyway?

57
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We can form
a committee.

58
00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:03,688
Yeah. We'll all
just agree on stuff.

59
00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,081
Pfft. Ha!
Yeah, right.

60
00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,387
Good luck with that!

61
00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,389
Do what you want,
but count me out.

62
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All right.

63
00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:10,391
-Sure.
-Whatever.

64
00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:11,740
Crackers!

65
00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:14,569
So maybe this "committee"
should decide

66
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what kind of event
you're gonna have?

67
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Maybe a theme party?

68
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Sounds good.

69
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Theme party it is.

70
00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,533
You have to pick a theme
for the theme party.

71
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How about
retro night?

72
00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,798
-Nailed it!
-Retro party it is.

73
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"Retro" is anything
that's happened

74
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up until a minute ago.

75
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Be specific.

76
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Like, you know, maybe someone
suggests a '70s theme--

77
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'70s theme!

78
00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,809
'70s it is!

79
00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,115
This committee
stuff is easy.

80
00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,553
Easier than opening
these stupid crackers.

81
00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,730
Did you know
the average human brain

82
00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:46,949
weighs three pounds?

83
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Yes.

84
00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,256
Also, did you know
it's a myth

85
00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,083
that we can only use
10% of our brain?

86
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We actually use all of it.

87
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Oh, if we use all of it,

88
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then the part of Hank's brain
responsible for math

89
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must be missing.

90
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Hilarious.

91
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For your information,

92
00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,006
people learn and develop
at different times.

93
00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,530
I may not have been
smart in school,

94
00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:03,574
but now...

95
00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:04,749
my lobes
have cortexed

96
00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,882
and are set
for prime learning.

97
00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:09,363
You couldn't cortex your way
out of a wet paper bag.

98
00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,060
I wish we had a math test
right here, right now!

99
00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,366
I'd prove it!

100
00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,411
Okay. I can get an exam
from the school

101
00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:15,499
and we can solve this argument

102
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and entertain me
at the same time.

103
00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,982
Heh! Be careful
what you wish for, buddy--

104
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Wanda's setting up
a math test.

105
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Yeah,
and we'll see

106
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which one of you
is better.

107
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W-Which of us?
Whoa.

108
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Whoa, he's the one
who failed.

109
00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:28,164
Well, you
weren't exactly

110
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"A Beautiful Mind"
in high school either.

111
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As I recall,

112
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Hank got 49%,
you got 50.

113
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Yeah, but that 1%
is the reason why

114
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I'm a businessman,

115
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and Hank here
works with his hands.

116
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And why his shoes
are on the wrong feet.

117
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They're the only feet
I have, genius.

118
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This'll be sad
and fun at the same time.

119
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How was the soup,
Oscar?

120
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Fix your crackers!

121
00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,188
It's like solvin'

122
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a damn Chinese
thumb puzzle.

123
00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,105
Yeah!
I'll get right on that.

124
00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:57,672
I have a meeting
at the cracker company

125
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later today.

126
00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,849
Well, I guess
the only thing

127
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left to do

128
00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,070
is go home and dig out
the old hockey jersey.

129
00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:06,115
Why?

130
00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:07,290
For the '70s party!

131
00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:08,900
You know my go-to costume
for everything

132
00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:10,467
is Gordie Howe.

133
00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,469
Why don't you go
as someone else?

134
00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:13,992
People love
my Gordie Howe!

135
00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,907
I wouldn't
say "love."

136
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Move it, baldie!

137
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Claws off my cannoli!

138
00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:22,740
Everyone knows
you have to fight

139
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for position
at the dessert table.

140
00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:26,178
That doesn't
justify what you did

141
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to those people
in the corners.

142
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Gordie owns
the corners!

143
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This is
exciting!

144
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There are so many
costume choices

145
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for the party--

146
00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:37,407
Laverne and Shirley,
The Smothers Brothers.

147
00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,670
I was gonna suggest
Bert and Ernie, but...

148
00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,106
overdone.

149
00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:44,153
Why are your costume
ideas always duos?

150
00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:46,111
Well, we're partners.

151
00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:49,376
Yeah, but maybe, this once,
we'd keep our options open.

152
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Okay.

153
00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:54,163
Well, now there are
so many options,

154
00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:56,034
I don't know
where to start.

155
00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,734
Eyes on your papers!

156
00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,213
Wanda, have
you heard any--

157
00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:02,389
Shh, Lacey!

158
00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:04,782
We're in the middle
of exams!

159
00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,349
Not even gonna ask.

160
00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,481
I was wondering,

161
00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,352
has anyone
sent you an e-vite

162
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or anything
for the theme party?

163
00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,964
Nope. All I heard

164
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is that it had something
to do with 1970.

165
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That's the year
the Beatles broke up,

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so I assume that's the theme.

167
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Kind of mean-spirited,
but what the hell.

168
00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:22,931
Argh! This event
is already a disaster.

169
00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:25,107
No communication,
totally disorganized.

170
00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:27,501
But you know what?
Not my problem.

171
00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:31,069
Let someone else deal
with the mess, right?

172
00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:32,767
Ms. Dollard? Hank is
using his fingers to count.

173
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Am not!

174
00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:35,813
If you worms
don't straighten up,

175
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I'll have you kneeling
in a corner through lunch.

176
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: Yes, Ms. Dollard.

177
00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,732
Hmm. Tempted to ask...

178
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Still not going to.

179
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Hey, Emma.

180
00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,260
We're looking
for costume ideas.

181
00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:50,480
Mind if we go through
some stuff in your garage?

182
00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:53,440
Sure. You're not
the first ones to ask.

183
00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:56,791
It's amazing how
your whole garage

184
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is organized by decade.

185
00:05:58,575 --> 00:05:59,663
Organization is

186
00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,883
what separates us
from the hoarders.

187
00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,188
The '70s shelf
is over there.

188
00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,539
Who is that?

189
00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:06,583
Doesn't look
familiar.

190
00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,324
A-ha!
There it is!

191
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,412
Oscar?

192
00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,109
What the hell
are you doing?

193
00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:13,677
I took your advice
and changed my costume idea.

194
00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:14,983
I'm Bart Reynolds.

195
00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,898
-Who?
- Bart Reynolds.

196
00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:19,901
The actor from that movie, uh,
"Snooky and the Banjo."

197
00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,946
Wow...
Not even close.

198
00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:23,992
Just had to find
my old cowboy hat

199
00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,515
to complete
the costume.

200
00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:28,431
Anyway, I'm gonna go
make a sandwich.

201
00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:29,476
Ladies.

202
00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:33,436
That's a...
different look.

203
00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,961
Different
and kinda sexy.

204
00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:39,529
I'm gonna just go
with "different."

205
00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:43,403
So I tried to think
of individual costumes,

206
00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,666
but my mind kept
going back to duos--

207
00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,015
music duos.

208
00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:48,103
Simon and Garfunkel,

209
00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,409
Hall and Oates.

210
00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,106
Peter, Paul, and Mary
came to mind,

211
00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:54,152
but then I thought,
"Duh, that's the '60s."

212
00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:56,764
Then I came up with
the perfect costume.

213
00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,287
We go...

214
00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,636
as Eminem!

215
00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,509
He's an individual,
but also a candy.

216
00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,946
So... do you want
to be Slim Chocolate

217
00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,643
or Shady Peanut?

218
00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,428
Eminem wasn't around
in the '70s.

219
00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,864
But M&Ms were.

220
00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,779
Why are you
being so difficult?

221
00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:13,998
Is it because I keep eating
your granola

222
00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:15,347
and blaming it on mice?

223
00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:16,523
-What?
-Nothing.

224
00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:17,524
Don't change
the subject.

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00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:18,873
I'm being "difficult"

226
00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:21,484
because I'm tired of us
being lumped together.

227
00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:22,833
We work together.

228
00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,226
We go to the bar together.

229
00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:25,619
Every time there's
a costume thing,

230
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we go as a duo.

231
00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:27,751
Not true.

232
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Last year,

233
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I went as an eagle

234
00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,495
and you were...
some kind of bug.

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00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,497
We were "the birds
and the bees!"

236
00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,543
This year,
I want to go alone.

237
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Maybe as Wonder Woman.

238
00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:39,763
So what'll I be?

239
00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,417
Invisible jet?

240
00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,071
You're not getting it!

241
00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,768
I am doing
my own thing.

242
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Separate from you.

243
00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,686
And stop eating
my granola!

244
00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:54,691
Eating lunch,
are you?

245
00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,171
Nothing
gets past you.

246
00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,607
Well, look at that.

247
00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,914
Your hockey jersey
was in the load I washed.

248
00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,133
Maybe you should
wear this to the party.

249
00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,440
Nope. As much as
I respect Mr. Hockey,

250
00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,442
I'm liking my new
thing. Heh heh.

251
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,052
But i-i-is Burt Reynolds

252
00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:10,794
really representative
of the '70s?

253
00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,188
He was in a disco movie
called Boogie Nights.

254
00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:15,712
If that's not the '70s,
I don't know what is.

255
00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,628
Do you need to wear
that fake moustache all day?

256
00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:19,803
Yep.

257
00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,370
I got the spirit gum
and the metal glue

258
00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,371
mixed up.

259
00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,288
Now you have
a noodle stuck in it.

260
00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:30,248
10-4...
foxy mama.

261
00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,382
I want you
both to know

262
00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,253
that you're a huge
disappointment to me.

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00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:36,559
-What'd you get?
-You first.

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00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:37,560
I got 50.

265
00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,475
I got 51. Boom!

266
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,781
Once again,

267
00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,261
the superior mind
reigns superiorally.

268
00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,350
Ah, don't take it
too hard, pal.

269
00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,178
Just accept the fact
that I'm smarter.

270
00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,789
Oh, I accept it.

271
00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,486
I also accept
the fact that...

272
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,575
I passed!

273
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:53,750
Whoo!

274
00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,796
I'm not
a failure anymore!

275
00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,145
Well, let's
not go nuts.

276
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,450
Outta the way,
world!

277
00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,844
Egghead
comin' through!

278
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,934
Hey, Karen, is there
anything I can do

279
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,066
to help with
the theme party?

280
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,633
Yeah, you
could... um.

281
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:07,808
Hey, Oscar.

282
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,592
What needs to be done
for the theme party?

283
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,289
How should I know?
Ask the committee.

284
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,682
We are the committee.

285
00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,336
Isn't there a list
of things to do?

286
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,729
Maybe we should
just suck it up

287
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:16,947
and ask Lacey for help.

288
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,470
And have her
lord that over us

289
00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,776
for God knows
how long?

290
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:20,777
Not a chance.

291
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,692
Got any
better ideas?

292
00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:23,780
: Yeah.

293
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,826
Grab a pen
and some paper.

294
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,001
Uh, like I was saying,

295
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,655
we should do
everything by committee.

296
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,178
It's a piece
of cake.

297
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,615
Really? Do you have
someone doing decorations?

298
00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,312
I'm sure
we'll get to that.

299
00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,489
Right. What about door prizes?
And selling tickets?

300
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,621
: You getting
all this down?

301
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:39,927
Get her
to rant slower.

302
00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:42,582
Do you have an emcee,
by the way? Or music?

303
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,322
A safe-driving
program?

304
00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,066
Hey, Emma.

305
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,415
You look like
you've been pole-axed.

306
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:51,808
Everything okay?

307
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,027
I'm trying
to come to terms

308
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,247
with how physically
attracted I am to Oscar.

309
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,771
Whoa! I was hoping
you just couldn't find

310
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,555
the ramen noodles
or something.

311
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,165
Ever since
he changed his hair

312
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,124
and put on
that lip-duster,

313
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,692
I've had a powerful urge
to do things to him

314
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,737
that you only see on cable TV.

315
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,913
After 10 p.m.

316
00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,306
You're married.
Just go for it.

317
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,960
I can't.
We have

318
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,265
this comfortable
understanding

319
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:15,658
of what we expect
from each other

320
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:16,877
in our marriage.

321
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,443
If I act
on these thoughts,

322
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,924
it could destroy
our delicate balance.

323
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,360
Just what the hell
are you thinking?

324
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,449
Well...

325
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:25,712
Emma--!

326
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,540
That's... tricky.

327
00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,542
That's disturbing.

328
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,111
Okay, how big's your bed?

329
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,593
Morning.

330
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,595
Morning.
What's in the box?

331
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,075
Not that
I need to know.

332
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,338
You're your
own individual.

333
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,687
Some costume stuff.

334
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,558
I also brought you
some granola.

335
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,604
Sorry I got
all snotty yesterday.

336
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,997
Sometimes
I need my space.

337
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,346
I get it.

338
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,956
I was just hoping
that one day

339
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,003
we'd win a "best duo"
costume prize or something.

340
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,004
Maybe one day.

341
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,309
In the meantime,

342
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,660
I have an idea that might
make us both happy.

343
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,011
You're not wearing
that, are you?

344
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,187
What's wrong
with the Flying Nun?

345
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,058
She was good,
kind-hearted...

346
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,756
celibate.

347
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,280
I was reading up on
this Burt Reynolds fella.

348
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,890
Apparently he posed
in the bare nude

349
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,109
for some magazine.

350
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,676
Didn't even
wear socks.

351
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,764
At least he should've

352
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,983
covered the business
parts with his hat.

353
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,593
Oopsy!

354
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,987
Heaven help me.

355
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,554
Why're you looking
at me like that?

356
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,121
I'm done looking.

357
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,949
Oh! Well, wait-- Ahh!

358
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,037
Whoa-ho-ho... Emma!

359
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,438
Hello, Officer
Frank Poncherello

360
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,789
from the '70s TV show
CHiPs.

361
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,007
Nailed it.

362
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,009
And hello to you...

363
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,228
Florence
Henderson.

364
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,316
I'm Hutch!

365
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,709
From Starsky and Hutch.

366
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,929
We both went as cops,
but from different shows.

367
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,323
So we're a duo,
but different duos.

368
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,716
Cool, huh?

369
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,283
Davis, uh, can I talk
to you for a second?

370
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,330
Looks like everything
got organized.

371
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,202
Yep, Lacey's rants
were angry and specific.

372
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,377
Where is she, anyway?

373
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,770
I don't know.

374
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:08,945
Who are you?

375
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,381
Mascot guy
from Monopoly?

376
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:11,600
He's not
from the '70s.

377
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,080
Then I must not be him,

378
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:16,126
thereby cleverly side-stepping
any legal ramifications.

379
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,214
And what's with the, uh,

380
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,520
baby
in the vase?

381
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,653
Oh. The first test tube baby
was born in 1978.

382
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,090
I'm famous!

383
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,221
You the mother?

384
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,702
Maybe I'm the doctor,
you sexist jerk.

385
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,225
But no lab coat or anything?

386
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,272
Maybe I'm the mother,
you feminist jerk.

387
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,795
Einstein?

388
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,188
Oh, for
the love of--

389
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,016
What?
I passed my math exam.

390
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,452
I can dress as a genius.

391
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,933
We're all on the same
playing field now, Brent.

392
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,151
Same playing field?

393
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,587
If we were on a plane,

394
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,807
I'd be in first class,
drinking champagne,

395
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,200
and you two would be

396
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,897
in the last seat
of business class,

397
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:51,379
one thin polyester curtain away
from screaming babies

398
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,250
and two-year-old pretzels.

399
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,556
Yeah, but I'd have
the window seat.

400
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,298
You know, I might be
smarter at other things.

401
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,255
We could find out.

402
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,691
I ran off
a couple other exams

403
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:00,910
while I was
at the school.

404
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,042
Oh, please.

405
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,783
Like I'm not smarter
than Einstein--

406
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,002
Uh. Wait.
That didn't sound right.

407
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:06,873
What's the test?

408
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:07,743
History.

409
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,179
Ha! History.

410
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,746
It's just
yesterday's gossip.

411
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,008
Challenge accepted.

412
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,096
Hank beat you.

413
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,358
Woohoo!

414
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,752
Dammit. Einstein's
good at history?

415
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,320
I thought he was
a space and lasers guy.

416
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,191
...And suddenly she flew
across the room at me

417
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,845
like some kind
of, uh...

418
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,281
Flying nun?

419
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,631
Don't get me wrong,
i-it was nice,

420
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,330
but it was confusing,
since today isn't Tuesday.

421
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:32,159
That's the night
we usually wiggle and giggle.

422
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,551
Okay. Uh...

423
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,509
I'm just
guessing here,

424
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,684
but I think

425
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,425
that Emma was aroused
by your costume.

426
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,775
Or in that moment,
lack thereof.

427
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,646
She may have a thing
for the Bandit.

428
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,865
You think so?

429
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,388
I mean, I guess
you would know,

430
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,173
being dressed like
a woman and all.

431
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,392
I'm not a woman,
I'm Hutch.

432
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,481
From Starsky
and Hutch.

433
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,440
Oh. I thought you were
one of Charlie's Angels

434
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,921
from, uh...
what's that show?

435
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,098
Lacey, what are you
doing cleaning?

436
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,229
Aren't you coming
to the party?

437
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,796
The party's
actually happening?

438
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,319
Yes, why do you think
we're dressed

439
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,060
as a motorcycle cop
and a nun?

440
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,235
I assumed
the oven cleaner

441
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,628
was making me
hallucinate.

442
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:07,629
It does that
sometimes.

443
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,587
Get your costume.
Let's go.

444
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,894
I can't! I never thought
you guys would pull this off,

445
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,201
so I didn't
put together a costume.

446
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,029
Oh, brother. You need
to get over yourself.

447
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,726
This town
organized things

448
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,641
long before
you got here.

449
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:20,860
Ugh, you're right.
I'm sorry.

450
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,383
But I still don't
have anything to wear.

451
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,340
I have
a costume for you.

452
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,733
Let's go!

453
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,345
Oh, ho, ho!

454
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,086
This is the best night
of my life.

455
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,435
We're still tied.

456
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,394
I won the first test,
and you won the second.

457
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,786
So we take
one more test.

458
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,614
Why not?
I'm bored!

459
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,094
The baby's in the bath.

460
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,530
Why don't we settle
this another way?

461
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,184
Hey, how about
we armwrestle?

462
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,272
We should do a footrace.

463
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,057
Nope. It has
to be a brain test,

464
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,363
something you're both
lousy at, like geography.

465
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,408
How do you know

466
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,670
we're lousy
at geography?

467
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,150
What's the capital of Michigan?

468
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,586
The lake
or the state?

469
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,544
Oh! It's Wolverine.

470
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,112
This'll be a tight race.

471
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,679
Ah, I'll write you up
some questions

472
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,072
and give you each 15 minutes

473
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,074
to look at some maps
on your phones or whatever.

474
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,336
Agreed!

475
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,207
This is
all your fault.

476
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,644
Do you realize
what'll happen if Hank wins?

477
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,256
The world we live in
will no longer make sense.

478
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,433
Well... maybe if you get Phil
to make me another drink,

479
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,131
Momma will slide you
some test answers.

480
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,916
Cheating makes
losers of us all.

481
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,135
But me less than Hank,

482
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,485
so, Phil, another
baby bath over here.

483
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,791
This isn't
Wonder Woman.

484
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,488
I never said it was.

485
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,448
: If you two
will excuse me,

486
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,406
I have a cowboy
to tend to.

487
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,407
Decorations,

488
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,322
food...

489
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,889
decade-appropriate
music...

490
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,977
A-ha!

491
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,023
You forgot
go-go dancers.

492
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,112
Mavis and Helen
volunteered,

493
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,549
but we politely
declined.

494
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,725
Oh. Guess you guys
didn't need me after all.

495
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,031
Gimme a drink, Phil.

496
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,336
Actually,
make it a double.

497
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,685
Make it two doubles.

498
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,732
Two double-doubles!

499
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,516
Hello,
Mr. Reynolds.

500
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,823
Or should I say
"Bandit"?

501
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,433
Don't you
"Bandit" me!

502
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,435
All that time we're
making sexy-sexy,

503
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,394
you're thinking about
some movie star?

504
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,438
I'm sorry.

505
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,744
I couldn't help myself.

506
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,094
But even though I was
thinking of someone else,

507
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,227
it was still you
that I was with.

508
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,837
I don't care about me.

509
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,970
What's wrong
with Gordie Howe?

510
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,146
So you're not upset
that I fantasized.

511
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,670
You're upset because of
who I fantasized about?

512
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,888
Damn right!

513
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,890
Six-time Art Ross
Trophy winner.

514
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,023
Most consecutive
20-goal seasons.

515
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,633
He's Mr. Hockey!

516
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,593
Whew. Um...

517
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,508
This is one of those
life-changing moments.

518
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,249
Hank, I hope you're
not disappointed

519
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,163
when you find out--

520
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,033
Hank won.

521
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:31,947
What the hell?

522
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,861
I won?

523
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,168
I won!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

524
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,170
I'm smarter than Brent!

525
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,215
I'm a business-class
window!

526
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,522
Aah...
tough break, kid.

527
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,610
But how the hell--?

528
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,828
Didn't you--

529
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,178
I'm very confused.

530
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,527
I'm not staying here

531
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,529
when my wife would rather
sleep with Burt Reynolds

532
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,227
than Gordie Howe!

533
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,795
Now I'm confused
and grossed out.

534
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,671
Woo!

535
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,065
: 'Gratulations
on your party, Phil.

536
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,502
It's obvious no one
needs my help.

537
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,069
So from now on,

538
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,940
I'm just gonna
sit it and zip it.

539
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,290
: Look...

540
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,595
everything
we did tonight

541
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,163
came from a list
we made from your rants.

542
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,860
So-- So you're saying

543
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,950
I actually planned
this whole thing?

544
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:19,995
I didn't say that.

545
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:20,952
But that's
what you're saying.

546
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,084
I didn't say that.

547
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,346
: But that's
what you're saying!

548
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,218
Am I talking loud?

549
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,436
Hell of
a night, huh?

550
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,003
Must be a real
knock in the 'nads

551
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,483
to find out
your dad's a perv

552
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,006
and you're stupider
than a stupid guy.

553
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,703
But you gave me
the answers.

554
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,053
And...
you still lost.

555
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,141
Ouch.

556
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,664
That's gotta sting.

557
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,013
It's too much to process.

558
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,841
You're gonna need
to cover my shifts at work

559
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:40,929
till I sort this out.

560
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,061
Who's gonna
cover my shift?

561
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,192
You.

562
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,064
You want me to do
double shifts?

563
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,022
I can't trust myself
to run the station

564
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,110
if I'm dumber
than Hank--

565
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,285
a guy who thinks

566
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,113
it's called
"Valentimes Day."

567
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,549
Okay, relax.

568
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,508
I gave you the wrong answers
to the geography test

569
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,726
so you'd lose to Hank.

570
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,033
What? Why--
Why would you do that?

571
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,644
Because! You were being an ass
about how much smarter you were,

572
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,385
and I wanted
to take you down a peg.

573
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,083
But if it means me
having to work double shifts,

574
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,259
then screw that!

575
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,957
So the Prime Meridian
isn't a Transformer?

576
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,176
It's the equator.

577
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,916
Why don't they
just say that, then?

578
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,136
Can I have
your attention, everyone?

579
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,572
We're going to start by--

580
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:19,141
Oh! And apparently Lacey
wants to say a few words.

581
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,188
: Uh, I just wanted
to congratulate the committee

582
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,104
for doin' sush a good job

583
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,062
with all
the party preparations...

584
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,499
even though
I wasn't involved.

585
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,284
But... come on, huh?

586
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,763
Who're we kidding?
Right?

587
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,636
There is a reason
I'm dress-up as Wonner Woman

588
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,159
or whoever I am, right?

589
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,466
You know,
everybody has a gif--

590
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,123
All right,
who told Lacey?

591
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,039
I can't believe you
gave me fake answers

592
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,519
so Hank
could beat me,

593
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,956
if I may reiterate what
we were saying moments ago.

594
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,958
Not only did I have
to give you the wrong answers,

595
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,786
I also had to bump up
Hank's marks

596
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,659
in order for him to win...
by a lot.

597
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,183
Yeah, well, that does
make me feel better.

598
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,098
Still... look at
him out there.

599
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,926
I've never seen
him this happy.

600
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:08,277
Hey, you guys hear
I'm smarter than Brent?

601
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,409
Ha-ha-ha!

602
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,150
He's really smuggin' it up.

603
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,195
Better go out there
and bust his balloon.

604
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,501
As much as I'd like to,

605
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,677
I-I can't bring myself
to take this from him.

606
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,158
I heard Hank beat
you in the test.

607
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,637
No. Wanda gave him
extra marks.

608
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,596
He actually lost...
horribly.

609
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,902
Really? Ha!
Hey, Hank!

610
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,208
Guess what?

611
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,383
I thought you said

612
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,037
you couldn't
take this from him.

613
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,343
Yeah, I said
I couldn't.

614
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,909
I have no problem with
someone else doing it.

615
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,087
I have a few announcements
to make.

616
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,437
First of all,

617
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,396
just a reminder
that there's only 85 days left

618
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,442
until the Christmas Drink
special.

619
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:48,099
Also, the winner of the prize
for best costume is...

620
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,362
Won!

621
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,060
Who dressed as seven-time
gold medal winner

622
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,322
Mark Spitz.

623
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,542
Anyone have a sweater
I can borrow?

624
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,719
And the prize
for best duo costume goes to...

625
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,677
Davis and Oscar

626
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,027
as Burt Reynolds
and Loni Anderson!

627
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,333
I won!

628
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,378
Uh, wait...

629
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,554
I'm not Loni.
I'm Hutch.

630
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,251
Shut up. You won!

631
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,253
I did, didn't I?

632
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,341
I won!

633
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,429
: Anyway,

634
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,865
thank you all
for coming out.

635
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,260
Oh, and can someone please
give Lacey a ride home?

636
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,392
: I love you too...

637
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:26,616
I just wanted

638
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,401
to say again
how sorry I am.

639
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,750
Gordie Howe

640
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,534
was a good hockey player

641
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,101
and a stand-up guy.

642
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,363
Darn tootin'!

643
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:37,366
I think I have a way
to make it up to you.

644
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,802
Emma!

645
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:43,198
I'm a big fan of Gordie,
but I'm not that big a fan.

646
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,678
Well, to be honest,

647
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,636
I'm a little relieved
to hear that.

648
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,855
Oh, whoa!
Whoa, whoa.

649
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,379
It, uh, doesn't mean
you have to take it off.

650
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,034
Uh, just turn out the lights
and come to bed.

651
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,428
Heh-heh-heh.
We'll pretend it's Tuesday.

652
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,778
I like the sound of that.

653
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,261
Watch the elbows.

654
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,572
♪ I don't know

655
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,922
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

656
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,450
♪ I don't know

657
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,148
♪ I just... don't know

658
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,327
♪ Ooh

659
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,720
♪ It's a great big place

660
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,330
♪ Ooh

661
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,245
♪ Full of nothing but space

662
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,334
♪ Ooh

663
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:36,378
♪ It's my happy place