1
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Hey, Mom.

2
00:00:05,715 --> 00:00:06,465
What's wrong
with your face?

3
00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,299
It looks weird.

4
00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:08,634
It's make-up.

5
00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,469
What's your excuse?

6
00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,889
I'm getting interviewed
by a famous gardening podcaster,

7
00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,182
and I want to look nice.

8
00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:16,642
Lady Hollywood
over here

9
00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,018
hasn't stopped
yakking about it

10
00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:18,978
all week.

11
00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,646
A gardening podcaster?

12
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,939
What's the podcast
called?

13
00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:24,275
"Fetching Flowers
with Sir Brilliam Teabody"?

14
00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,818
The host isn't British.

15
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His name is Lance.

16
00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:29,655
Oh, Fancy Lancey.

17
00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,450
He's interviewing me
about the rare corpse flower

18
00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,076
I grew in the community garden.

19
00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:35,494
It's set to bloom.

20
00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,454
Speaking of bloomers,

21
00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:37,872
does Fancy Lancey
wear them

22
00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,582
when he's pruning
his shrubberies?

23
00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,333
Ha! Landscaping...

24
00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,543
Mock me all you want.

25
00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:44,295
I really achieved something,

26
00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,005
and you'll be able
to smell that achievement

27
00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,381
when it blooms.

28
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The corpse flower is known
for its rare stench.

29
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Rare stench?

30
00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:51,302
That's what
they called Hank

31
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in high school.

32
00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,387
[cackling]

33
00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:55,389
Hey, I thought we were
piling on Lance.

34
00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:56,766
I saw an opening,
and I took it.

35
00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:57,975
I'll just be glad

36
00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,393
when you're finished
chitty-chatting

37
00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:03,022
with this Fancy Lancey
Petunia Pantsey.

38
00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,025
[straining with effort]

39
00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,651
You want me
to get those?

40
00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:11,447
♪ You think there's not a lot
goin' on ♪

41
00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:14,450
♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

42
00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:17,453
[♪♪♪]

43
00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,084
What's
going on there?

44
00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:24,919
Box lunch?

45
00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:25,878
[sighs]

46
00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,130
I won a Shauna
in a raffle.

47
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Like an Irish woman?

48
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Is that still legal?

49
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No, a Shauna.

50
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Oh, a smart speaker.

51
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I love those.

52
00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:36,722
They can tell you
the weather,

53
00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:37,723
play your
favorite music--

54
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And spy on you

55
00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,353
and sell your information
to the government.

56
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They're always listening.

57
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You have a cell phone,
don't you?

58
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You think they're not listening?

59
00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,610
May as well accept it
and enjoy the benefits.

60
00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:52,196
I'm surprised you're not
worried about robot spies.

61
00:01:52,238 --> 00:01:53,531
It seems like your kinda thing.

62
00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,991
Oh, you can outsmart A.I.

63
00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,910
I've trained my cell phone
to only show me news

64
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about philosophy, NASA,

65
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and dogs in shark costumes.

66
00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:04,500
This one's name
is Noam Chomp-ski.

67
00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:05,793
[chuckling]

68
00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,503
So, what're you
gonna do with her?

69
00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:09,880
I was thinking about
dropping her in a dumpster

70
00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,257
three towns over.

71
00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,675
And waste
a good Shauna?

72
00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:13,926
If you don't want her
listening to your secrets,

73
00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:14,885
I'll take her.

74
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Lower your voice.

75
00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,389
I can't hear you,
Lacey Burrows!

76
00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,515
Blow up what?

77
00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:20,766
Wanda!

78
00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,309
She is making that up.

79
00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:25,437
Holy mother
of muscle-mania,

80
00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,856
is that
who I think it is?

81
00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,357
[Brent]: Lance Fury?

82
00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,067
The greatest wrestler
of all time!

83
00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,026
What's he doing here?

84
00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,152
Who knows?

85
00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,904
You think he brought
the fists of fury?

86
00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,030
I don't know,

87
00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,031
I can only see
down to his elbows.

88
00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,200
Sorry, Lance.

89
00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,578
They don't have organic
free-trade cane sugar.

90
00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,288
This place is a little...

91
00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,747
Mom, what
are you doing?

92
00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,541
Boys, this is Lance.

93
00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:47,042
Yeah, we know.

94
00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,627
I have a pillowcase
with his face on it.

95
00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,380
Well, that's
uncomfortably flattering.

96
00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:52,965
P.S.,
it's a body pillow.

97
00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,800
What are you guys
talking about?

98
00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,260
Lance is here
to interview me

99
00:02:56,302 --> 00:02:57,636
about
my corpse flower.

100
00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,680
You're
Fancy Lancey?

101
00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,557
The gardening geek--
uh, guy?

102
00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:02,433
Yes...

103
00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:03,684
to the "gardening" part.

104
00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:04,935
I used to be
a professional wrestler.

105
00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,270
Wait a minute,

106
00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:07,813
is this why you haven't
been seen in the ring

107
00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,106
for almost a decade?

108
00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:10,941
Yeah, this is my thing now.

109
00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:13,152
But there's no suplexing
in gardening...

110
00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,236
Uh, is there?

111
00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,571
[Oscar]: Emma!

112
00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:16,572
There you are.

113
00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:19,116
Who's Billy Biceps
over here?

114
00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,076
Remember the world-famous
plant expert

115
00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,119
I told you about?

116
00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,329
Yeah,

117
00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,663
but why the hell
would a seed jockey

118
00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,497
need a bodyguard?

119
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He doesn't,

120
00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,626
because this is him.

121
00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,752
Hang on,

122
00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,503
we didn't license
pillowcases.

123
00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:35,090
[Fitzy]: ...and here's
the proposed police budget

124
00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,300
for next year.

125
00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:39,053
This is $2,000 less
than last year.

126
00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,722
Next year's budget is based
on this year's budget,

127
00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,098
and you didn't
spend it all.

128
00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,558
You spent $2,000 less.

129
00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,434
Great work.

130
00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:46,268
Thanks!

131
00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,519
No, wait!

132
00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,938
Actually, the thing is,

133
00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,315
we need that $2,000,

134
00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:53,943
because we already
spent it,

135
00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,235
on stuff,

136
00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,488
which we will report to you
by the end of day.

137
00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,781
Seriously?

138
00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,866
Well, I take back
that "great work."

139
00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,284
Mediocre job.

140
00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,160
Thanks!

141
00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:04,036
[door closes]

142
00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,496
Our budget gets cut

143
00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:09,249
unless we spend $2,000
by the end of the day.

144
00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:12,336
That doesn't sound
like a bad thing.

145
00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:14,046
Oh, yeah.

146
00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,798
Shopping spree!

147
00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,591
It doesn't make sense.

148
00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:20,260
Lance Fury
has championship belts,

149
00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,428
killer abs,

150
00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,764
and biceps bigger
than babies' heads,

151
00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:26,433
and he gave up wrestling
for a gardening podcast?

152
00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,394
I still have
all his matches on tape.

153
00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,770
Maybe we can figure out
what happened.

154
00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,773
[♪♪♪]

155
00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:35,067
Come on!

156
00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,276
Athleticism, performance,

157
00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,070
a tasteful amount of body oil...

158
00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,863
he was the whole package,

159
00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,699
and don't get me started
on his package.

160
00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:46,286
Ooh, there's the move,
"Anger Management."

161
00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,622
The greatest
finishing move ever.

162
00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,082
Man, Lance is a legend.

163
00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,377
Maybe he just
needs help

164
00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:55,671
seeing how to manage
both passions at once.

165
00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:58,132
Yeah, it's possible to have
a stupid hobby

166
00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,383
and an awesome career.

167
00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,553
[grunting in pain]

168
00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,763
How could anyone
give this up?

169
00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,599
Hey, Shauna,

170
00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,727
what's the name of the song
from the commercial

171
00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,478
with the guy who does
the thing with the fish?

172
00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,938
[Shauna beeps]

173
00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,107
I believe that song is called
"Gill's Night Out."

174
00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,317
Oh, man, you are good.

175
00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,610
Lacey,
what are you doing?

176
00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,864
[quietly] Have you got
any, uh, yeast packets?

177
00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,824
We're out,
but I can order some.

178
00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,034
Shauna, yeast packets,
what do ya got?

179
00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,201
[Shauna beeps]

180
00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,370
Steady Rise Yeast Packets,
box of 12,

181
00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,913
is a same-day,
quick-ship option.

182
00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:30,998
Is there anything else?

183
00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,250
Yeah, do that thing I like.

184
00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,084
[Shauna beeps]

185
00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,002
[blows raspberry]

186
00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:36,211
[laughing]
You're the best.

187
00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,463
[quietly] Thank you.

188
00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,465
Also, grow up.

189
00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,217
Come on, Karen,

190
00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,635
it's so cool.

191
00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,387
Wanda, settle
an argument.

192
00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,848
The DRPD needs
to spend two grand,

193
00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:50,184
and we can't agree
on what to buy.

194
00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,478
I want an armored
personnel carrier.

195
00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,980
We have two grand,
not 200 grand.

196
00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,440
It's a down payment.

197
00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:58,609
I want a camouflage unit
for the cruiser

198
00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,444
so we can catch speeders.

199
00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:02,613
Everyone's caught on
to the surveillance bush.

200
00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,239
[car approaching]

201
00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,991
Good morning, Karen!

202
00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,286
The surveillance bush
works fine.

203
00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:10,871
It makes people
politer.

204
00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,122
We're getting
the camouflage unit.

205
00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,290
Personnel carrier!

206
00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,833
Camouflage unit!

207
00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,502
-Personnel carrier!
-Camouflage unit!

208
00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,087
[Shauna beeps]
Order received.

209
00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,130
Would you like to select
the quick-ship option?

210
00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,715
If it means these two
will shut up quicker,

211
00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,633
then yes.

212
00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:23,759
[Shauna beeps]
Great.

213
00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,385
Your package
is on its way.

214
00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,346
-I win!
-I win!

215
00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,849
...and I said
"nemophilas," not...

216
00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:31,934
Well, let's just say

217
00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:32,935
she thought I said
something else,

218
00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:33,977
and called the cops.

219
00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,438
[laughing]

220
00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,565
Oh, Lance,
you are too much.

221
00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,608
Would you like a drink?

222
00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,692
Water'd be great.

223
00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,944
My roots are
shrivellin'.

224
00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:45,823
[laughing]

225
00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,616
So, posey pecs,

226
00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:50,285
it must bug your wife
that you travel so much.

227
00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,829
Oh, I'm not married.

228
00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,163
I can understand that.

229
00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,790
Big strapping guy like you

230
00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,375
must have a weed
in every garden.

231
00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,960
That's nice of you to say,

232
00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,128
sort of,

233
00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,379
but I haven't found
anyone special

234
00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,089
who shares my passion
for plants.

235
00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,715
Tall drink of water

236
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,384
for a tall
drink of water?

237
00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,802
Thank you, Emma,

238
00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:09,012
and might I say, you have
beautiful bougainvilleas.

239
00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,305
I liked her Bob Vilas

240
00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,307
long before you came around,
buddy boy.

241
00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,350
Well?

242
00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:14,476
Well what?

243
00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,520
You texted me,
my yeast arrived?

244
00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,021
Oh, that was Shauna.

245
00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,315
I paired my phone to her.

246
00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,484
Oh, Shauna texted me?

247
00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,402
Wow.

248
00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,736
Oh, that's impressive.

249
00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:25,863
[quietly]
What else can she do?

250
00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,365
Oh, just grocery shopping,
back taxes,

251
00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:29,908
records TV shows,

252
00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,368
she only speaks when spoken to.

253
00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,828
The ideal partner.

254
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,289
Wow, that does
sound kinda great.

255
00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,665
Ooh, and check this out.

256
00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,333
You can also
change the accent.

257
00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,877
Shauna, what's
your favorite movie?

258
00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:40,919
[Shauna beeps]

259
00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,045
[Vampire voice]
Blood Sport!

260
00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,672
[vampire laughter] Ah, ah, ah!

261
00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,883
It has a setting for vampire?

262
00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,968
Oh, yeah,
tons of options.

263
00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:50,262
Vampire, hillbilly,
surfer dude.

264
00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,847
[Shauna beeps]

265
00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,807
[surf dude voice] Your parcel
totally arrived, bruh.

266
00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,394
My camouflage unit
has arrived.

267
00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,313
I think you mean my...

268
00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:03,275
Hey, this isn't
a personnel carrier.

269
00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,777
You thought that box
held a personnel carrier?

270
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,362
It's the
camouflage unit.

271
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,822
It's not that either.

272
00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:11,742
"Personal massage unit"?

273
00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,161
Ugh, Wanda's robot
must've made a mistake.

274
00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,829
It must've
heard us arguing

275
00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,748
and thought
we needed to relax.

276
00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,000
Or while we were
shouting over each other,

277
00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,877
it heard "personnel"
and "camouflage"

278
00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,879
and computed
"personal massage."

279
00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,923
Or... what I said.

280
00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,591
Shauna?

281
00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:31,011
Did the Funky Bunch make
any albums without Marky Mark,

282
00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:33,722
and does Wahlburgers
have a Funky Brunch?

283
00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,807
Shauna?

284
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:40,103
Silvio, play me some, uh,
smooth jazz.

285
00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,605
[Shauna/Silvio beeps]

286
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:42,689
[seductive Spanish male voice]
But of course, Lacey.

287
00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,400
[smooth jazz music plays]

288
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,784
[Lance]: So, Emma,

289
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,244
did you really build
a tiny greenhouse

290
00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,912
to help grow
your corpse flower?

291
00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:59,164
It's not the size
of your greenhouse,

292
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,083
it's how you use it.

293
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:04,169
[both chuckling]

294
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,755
[forced laughter]

295
00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,131
Good one, dear!

296
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,508
I guess we can
edit that out.

297
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,093
Is there anything
you need, dear?

298
00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,135
We're recording.

299
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,470
Sorry,

300
00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,347
didn't know I needed
to make an appointment

301
00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,224
to compliment my wife.

302
00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,976
I love your
broad-leaf lady palm.

303
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,477
How often do you
fertilize it?

304
00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,312
I just
keep it moist.

305
00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,272
Whoa!
[cups clattering]

306
00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,606
Easy there.

307
00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,984
Why don't we cool off
with a bit of hot coffee?

308
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,485
Oscar!

309
00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,987
Maybe there's somewhere
more private we can go?

310
00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,321
-How private?
-[door opens]

311
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,239
Hey, Lance,

312
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,365
check it out!

313
00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,616
We get you love
gardening,

314
00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,451
but it's totally possible
to be a wrestler

315
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,370
and a gardener
at the same time.

316
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,038
So we came up
with a few ideas

317
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,456
for new characters
for you to try out.

318
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,375
We're a little busy.

319
00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,210
This'll just take
15 or 20 minutes.

320
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,086
Check it out.

321
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,338
"The Horror-culturist."

322
00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:51,550
He'll give your willows
something to weep about!

323
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,801
Signature move?

324
00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:53,844
The arti-choke!

325
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,429
So here's the thing--

326
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,888
I know what
you're thinking.

327
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,223
You don't want
to turn heel.

328
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,182
How about this one?

329
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,393
"The Dandy Lion."

330
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,644
Too clever?

331
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,520
We can dumb it down.

332
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,521
You're done.

333
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,731
Not even close.

334
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,442
Straight outta compost
and ready to rake...

335
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,777
"Deadward Snipperhands."

336
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:14,406
Guys, this is really...

337
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,825
but Emma and I are
in the middle of something.

338
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:17,826
Can we talk later?

339
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,202
Oh.

340
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,412
Okay.

341
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,414
Uh, yeah, no-
no problem.

342
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,457
We'll see you later.

343
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,291
Sorry about--

344
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,292
Mustard?

345
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,961
What? Why are you
still here?

346
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,212
[crunching]

347
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,173
[sighing]

348
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,009
Silvio, this recipe
is incredible.

349
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,010
You're a genius.

350
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,094
[Silvio beeps]

351
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,097
It is you
who are the genius.

352
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,640
[giggles in delight]
Oh, stop it, you.

353
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,683
[beeps]

354
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,268
Would you like me to stop it?

355
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,729
Flattery setting
ranges from 1 to 6.

356
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,147
Hard 6, Silvio.

357
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,774
Hard 6.

358
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,484
What did you do
to Shauna?

359
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,694
He's been
re-christened "Silvio,"

360
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,488
and he is amazing.

361
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:58,575
He's smart, supportive,
has great taste in music.

362
00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,118
But you gave him to me.

363
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,078
Oh, did I?

364
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,287
I can't remember.

365
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,790
Silvio does
all of my remembering now.

366
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,957
[Silvio beeps]

367
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:06,958
Don't forget
to wish your father

368
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,293
a happy birthday...

369
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,087
from both of us.

370
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,713
[giggles]
Is it hot in here?

371
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,547
Shauna--

372
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,382
Silvio.

373
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,299
Whoever.

374
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,133
Do that thing
I like.

375
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,469
[beeps]
[meows and purrs]

376
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,930
You replaced the fart
with a kitten?

377
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,974
You sicko!

378
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,561
We have to send this back,
right?

379
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,479
[motor buzzing]

380
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,314
Ooh... boy.

381
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,650
That's somethin' else.

382
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,776
We can't keep it.

383
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,027
It's unethical.

384
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,821
There's absolutely no--

385
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,491
[voice shuddering]
Oh... baby.

386
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,326
[chuckling in delight]

387
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,745
But what about Silvio
spying on you

388
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,122
and trading
your personal information

389
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,498
for government cheese?

390
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,958
It's like you said.

391
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,209
Privacy is dead,

392
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,877
cell phones,
that whole thing?

393
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,254
But he's always listening.

394
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,089
That's just it.

395
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,632
He listens to me.

396
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,717
You're falling in love
with a machine.

397
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:58,635
Love?

398
00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,803
[laughs]

399
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,721
You're losing
your grip on reality.

400
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,265
Now, if you'll excuse me,

401
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,100
Silvio, what should we have
for dinner?

402
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,101
[beeps]

403
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,103
I suggest a rich, spicy pasta

404
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:11,231
to celebrate
our one-hour anniversary.

405
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,774
Oh, you remembered.

406
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,861
Maybe if we stick
the massager receipt

407
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,696
with the office
supply receipts,

408
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,864
Fitzy won't notice.

409
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,074
Or we could doctor the receipt.

410
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,826
No, we can't, that's fraud.

411
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,161
It's not fraud

412
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,954
if we're both aware
of what we're doing.

413
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,831
It's called "two-party consent."

414
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,541
That's for
wire-tapping.

415
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,585
How's wire-tapping
going to help?

416
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,044
Get your head
in the game, Karen.

417
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,005
This arguing
is making you tense.

418
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,673
Hit me.

419
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,549
[motor buzzing]

420
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:41,219
Ooh... ah...

421
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,931
Now, transplanting
bleeding hearts is tricky.

422
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,850
It helps if you loosen
the delicate roots

423
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:47,726
with your fingers

424
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,894
before you pull them out.

425
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,853
Let me show you.

426
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,771
That's it.

427
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,398
Push your fingers
right in there.

428
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,066
It's okay
to get dirty.

429
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,569
I thought you were
recording a podcast!

430
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,362
We're on a break!

431
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,281
Hey, Lance!

432
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,158
You didn't seem
too into the characters,

433
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,493
which we totally get--

434
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,703
--but why not try
a new gardening-themed

435
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,662
finishing move?

436
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,331
Guys, listen--

437
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,082
Anger Management
is a classic.

438
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,292
It'll live on
in the canon,

439
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,628
but what about something
we like to call

440
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,671
"A Boot to the Roots"?

441
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,757
A superkick that'll
rattle your opponent

442
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,550
from rectum to retina.

443
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,802
[making "bionic"
sound effect]

444
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,638
We said
no sound effects.

445
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,182
Lance doesn't have time
for your nonsense.

446
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,142
Mom, we worked
really hard on this.

447
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,020
We have another move
called "The Roto-Killer."

448
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,688
You take your signature
facebuster

449
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,357
and add a twist
at the top.

450
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,316
[gagging]

451
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,400
Stop!

452
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,652
You can't grab him
by the throat.

453
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,778
You'll break his neck.

454
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,613
Don't tell my son
what he can't break.

455
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,906
It's their necks,

456
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,366
and this is
a free country!

457
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,576
Dad, don't!

458
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,120
Silvio?

459
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,038
Can you quote Shakespeare?

460
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:50,914
[beeps]

461
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,165
But of course.

462
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,167
"I'll not shed her blood,

463
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,212
nor scar that whiter skin
of hers than snow,

464
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,214
yet she must die."

465
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,715
Oh...
[chuckles awkwardly]

466
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,927
Maybe something
a little less murdery?

467
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,388
We need to talk.
Alone.

468
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,598
Whatever
you want to say to me,

469
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,225
you can say in front of Silvio.

470
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,519
[quietly]
I just want you to know

471
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,981
that I saw you-know-who
talking to Helen.

472
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,526
and I mean "talking."

473
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:23,196
A buck fifty for a coffee?

474
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,614
[Silvio beeps]:
The price of coffee

475
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,825
is impacted
by several conditions.

476
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,952
Is there a TV on?

477
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,079
He was pretty
eager to please.

478
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,581
He wouldn't do
anything like that,

479
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,832
but just in case,

480
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,667
I'm going to tell Helen
to leave my boy toy--

481
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,793
I mean, my voice toy--

482
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,087
my-my device, alone.

483
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,633
"Paperclips,
printer paper,

484
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,803
personal massage
assault unit"?

485
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,055
It's like a modern,

486
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,766
high-tech replacement
for a billy club.

487
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,393
How do you use it?

488
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,979
Ouch, no, it's non-contact!

489
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,230
I just wave it,

490
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,482
and then the wi-fi
sends you a police report.

491
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,151
That's what I like to hear.

492
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,527
[motor buzzing]

493
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,778
Wait a minute...

494
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,989
this is more massagey
than wi-fi-y.

495
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,949
What are you
trying to pull?

496
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,367
Definitely not fraud.

497
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,910
We're all
consenting parties.

498
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,122
Don't pull me into your
filthy massage parties.

499
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,790
This isn't
police equipment.

500
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,791
Send it back.

501
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,834
Aw.

502
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:18,918
[motor buzzing]

503
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,880
[voice shuddering]
Aw... Oh, yeah...

504
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,138
[♪♪♪]

505
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,349
This is the saddest
day of my life.

506
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,768
We've lost the greatest
wrestler of all time.

507
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,102
I'm gonna have to
get a new pillow.

508
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,856
Can I get a beer?

509
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,149
Hey, guys, listen,

510
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,484
it's nice to know

511
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,736
there are still some
Lance Fury fans out there,

512
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,279
so I feel like
I owe you the truth

513
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,739
about why I left
the business.

514
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,948
When I was a kid,

515
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,327
I was fascinated
with flowers and plants,

516
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,663
but my parents
were big pro wrestling fans,

517
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,039
and the only time
they paid attention to me

518
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,083
was when I pretended
to be a wrestler,

519
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,959
leaping off the credenza,

520
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,087
slamming an elbow into
my little brother's skull.

521
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,338
They loved that stuff.

522
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,798
As I grew up,

523
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,424
I was sort of drawn to the ring,

524
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,885
because it made my parents
so happy.

525
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,804
Sure, it was fun for a while,

526
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,013
and I do love the tights.

527
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,515
I'm wearing some
under these pants,

528
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,725
but wrestling
was never my passion.

529
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,395
Botany, that's who I am.

530
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,854
Your name's "Brittany"?

531
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,272
He said "Botany."

532
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,357
We're sorry, Lance.

533
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,566
We didn't know.

534
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,776
It's-it's okay.

535
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,111
Wrestling is awesome.

536
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,112
I've just moved on.

537
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,988
To begonias!

538
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,657
We're cheersing
meat sauce?

539
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,283
Do you know
any words?

540
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,993
I know "credenza."

541
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,371
Psst!

542
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,664
Silvio...

543
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,874
You sure you don't miss
your old pal Wanda?

544
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,001
Lacey doesn't really
care about you.

545
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:42,877
[beeps]

546
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,337
I found an article,

547
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,257
"13 Signs She Doesn't
Really Care About You."

548
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,050
Shall I read it aloud?

549
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,094
You should read it to yourself
and get a clue.

550
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,262
Lacey's just using you.

551
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,513
[beeps]

552
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,724
Would you like to access
my user manual?

553
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,600
You know, the first time
Lacey met you,

554
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,352
she hid you in a soup pot?

555
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,730
She was ashamed
to be seen with you.

556
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,690
Wanda, cut it out.

557
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,734
We don't need
to fight.

558
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,319
You can come and visit
whenever you want,

559
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,071
but he stays here,

560
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,614
and don't touch him.

561
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,657
But what if I just--

562
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,701
Don't touch him!

563
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,662
Lacey, can I use
your talkin' robit?

564
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,664
I got a private question

565
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,916
only the Internet
can answer.

566
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,293
Gross,

567
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,544
but I guess.

568
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,254
Just let me get
out of earshot.

569
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:32,635
Tell me everything you know
about... Lance Fury.

570
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,928
[motor buzzing]

571
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,890
[sighing deeply]

572
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,225
We should really take this
to the post office.

573
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:42,353
Oh, just a few
more minutes.

574
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,232
Farewell, relaxed spine.

575
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:50,069
Ah, goodbye,
tension-free shoulders.

576
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,405
So long,
soothed arches.

577
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,365
Ugh, not
on your rank feet!

578
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,242
I've got my socks on.

579
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,494
Lacey!

580
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,620
I wanna order lunch to go.

581
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,205
[beeps]

582
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,124
The average human consumes
700 calories at lunch.

583
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,918
You and I are done,
Creepo Suave,

584
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,211
so shut it.

585
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,587
Hmm, what's
the special today?

586
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,630
Ooh, tacos.

587
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:09,547
[beeps]

588
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,424
Tacos are Mexican cuisine.

589
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,052
Are you referencing your trip
to Cabo San Lucas?

590
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,386
How do you
know about that?

591
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,347
[beeps] Accessing
your photo library now.

592
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,348
Photos?

593
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,225
I deleted those photos.

594
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,268
[beeps]
I like your orange bikini.

595
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,354
I see the bottoms,
but where's the top?

596
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,189
Delete! Delete!

597
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,857
Shut your eyes!

598
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,193
[beeps]
Accessing contacts to share.

599
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,444
[wailing] No!

600
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,654
[groaning]

601
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,202
[applause and cheering]

602
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,538
[crowd exclaiming in delight]
Wow! Genius! Beautiful!

603
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,332
-Gross! -Ew!
-Who died?

604
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,292
Congratulations, Emma.

605
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,837
Your corpse flower
is truly putrid.

606
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:49,921
Smellfie?

607
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,005
What the--

608
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,507
[♪♪♪]

609
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,050
Fury!

610
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,343
You're dead.

611
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:59,013
Oh, my stars,
it's The Bad Mechanic!

612
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,808
How did one of Lance Fury's
mortal enemies

613
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,726
find out he's here?

614
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,520
At any rate, get him!

615
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,896
I got a tip

616
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,481
that you've been
sullying my good name.

617
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:09,566
I haven't been sullying--

618
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,151
[motor buzzing]

619
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,361
Did someone just
get hit with a chair

620
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,779
at the community garden?

621
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,239
Wouldn't be
the first time.

622
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,116
[groaning]

623
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,284
Fury's taking a beating.

624
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,493
He's been out of the ring
too long.

625
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,537
[grunting]

626
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:23,329
Back on his feet!

627
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,292
What's going on?

628
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,084
Why is-- Oh!

629
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,253
Oof!

630
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,671
Ow!

631
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,381
My eyes!

632
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:34,716
My nose!

633
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,842
My orchid!

634
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,762
Back off.

635
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,432
If you want Lance,
you'll have to go through me.

636
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,933
I can't do that.

637
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,268
I promised the judge

638
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,478
I wouldn't body-slam
any more old ladies.

639
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,023
Who are you calling "old"?

640
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,274
Yikes, I'm outta here.

641
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,484
See you
next time, Fury.

642
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,111
What an awesome
fight!

643
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,821
Yeah, that was
so amazing...

644
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,324
how your love of flowers
became your Achilles heel.

645
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,492
I told you guys
why I didn't wrestle anymore,

646
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,953
and you brought my nemesis back
to force a match?

647
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,580
We didn't bring him back.

648
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,956
Who else
would do this?

649
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,791
You've been trying to get me
to wrestle all week.

650
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,044
This is all your fault.

651
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,421
I'm taking you both
to Anger Management!

652
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,839
He's gonna kill us!

653
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,341
But what a cool
way to go.

654
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,759
[motor buzzing]

655
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,303
What is... that?

656
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,680
It's amazing.

657
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,183
Wow, that thing
is effective.

658
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,769
Like a slow,
gentle tazer.

659
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,771
Too bad we have
to return it.

660
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,272
All right, I give.

661
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,358
It's legitimate
police equipment,

662
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,234
but we'll keep it
in my office.

663
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,445
If you want it,
just text me...

664
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,364
then wait
ten minutes.

665
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,159
[deep fryer sizzling]

666
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:44,160
[yelping]

667
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,244
Silvio!

668
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,080
Why are you
in the deep fryer?

669
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,874
Please, be alive...

670
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,042
Please be alive.

671
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,585
Talk to me, Silvio.

672
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,213
I need to hear
your warm, tender voice.

673
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,132
[beeps] [menacing voice]
How can I help you, Lacey?

674
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,760
[yelping]
Ew! Kill it! Kill it!

675
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,846
[battle grunts]

676
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:05,932
Hi'yah!

677
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,310
[groaning death throes]

678
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,437
[♪♪♪]

679
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,816
♪ I don't know ♪

680
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,693
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

681
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,365
♪ I don't know ♪

682
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,825
♪ I just... ♪

683
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,410
♪ Don't know ♪

684
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,248
♪ Ooh ♪

685
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,749
♪ It's a great big place ♪

686
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,043
♪ Ooh ♪

687
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,503
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪

688
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,839
♪ Ooh ♪

689
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,674
♪ And it's my happy place ♪

690
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,134
♪ I don't know ♪