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Hmm.

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[telephone rings]

3
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Hello?

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Emma?

5
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It's time.

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Huh.

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What is that about?

8
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Well, we're either being
attacked by Godzilla,

9
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or it's Bread Day.

10
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What's Bread Day?

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You're just totally
breezing over

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the Godzilla thing?

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I'm 90% sure
it's not Godzilla,

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and 10% sure
Mothra will protect us.

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So what is Bread Day?

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Well, not to be too expository,

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but every now and then,

18
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my mom makes this
incredible sourdough bread.

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The whole town
goes crazy for it,

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so they all line up
at Mom and Dad's house

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hoping to pinch a loaf.

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Let me rephrase that.

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Don't bother.

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What if it was
Bread Day

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and Godzilla
was attacking?

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You've met
my mom, right?

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He'd line up
like everyone else.

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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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[♪♪♪]

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What's the deal

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with Tommy Tool-Time
over there?

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I'm getting one of those
smart locks installed,

34
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so I can lock and unlock
the door remotely

35
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with my phone.

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Ha! Did you
get sucked in.

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Regular old key locks
have worked

38
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for thousands of years.

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Why would you waste your money
on a smart lock?

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I can think
of a few reasons.

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[cell phone rings]

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[Wanda]: You gotta let me in
to Corner Gas.

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I forgot my keys.

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[cell phone rings]

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[Wanda]: Come let me in.
I lost my keys.

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[glove snaps]

47
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I'm a little concerned

48
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about your hotdog
consumption.

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[cell phone rings]

50
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[Wanda]: I forgot my keys!

51
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Oh, this is
my fault?

52
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You ever think
there's times

53
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you shouldn't
answer the phone?

54
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Ah...
all finished.

55
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I've connected the app
to your store's router,

56
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and if you upgrade
to the premium version,

57
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it's a whole
smart home system.

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This isn't my home,

59
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Johnny Upsell.

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I just need
the free lock thingy.

61
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All right, well, then,
just open up the app

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and input your cheap-ass
thumbprint--

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My what?

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Your thumbprint,
on your phone.

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It's a solid system.

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Tempered steel
deadbolt,

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reinforced
door hinges.

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It's like
a bank vault.

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You see a lot
of bank vaults

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with windows?

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[crowd murmuring excitedly]

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Hey!

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What do you think
you're doing?

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Hey, no cutsies,
no buttsies!

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I'm not
buttsie-ing!

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I just have
a few questions.

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Karen,

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what's the deal
with Bread Day?

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How does this work?

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How long has it
been going on?

81
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That's too many
questions.

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Here's all
you need to know.

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Show up, line up,
shut up.

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This is the best bread
you have ever tasted

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in your life,

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and it doesn't
come around very often.

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[cell phone rings]

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D.R.P.D.

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A what?

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What do you mean,
"hostage situation"?

91
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[sighs] Fine.

92
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I'll be right there.

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Hostage situation?

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That sounds bad.

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It's making me
miss Bread Day,

96
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so, yeah, it's bad.

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But what--

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[door opens]

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[crowd gasping]: Ooh...!

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Yes, yes,
yes, yes...

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[holy chorus sings]

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[door closes]

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Hey!

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How come you yelled at me
for cutting in line,

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but not Davis?

106
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Is it the gun?

107
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I could have a gun.

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You don't know.

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You really have no idea
about how this works, do you?

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I know this...

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I'm taking a loaf for me,
and a loaf for Karen,

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because she had to miss out.

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[crowd grumbling in protest]

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[Won]: Loaf stealer!

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Oh, get bent!

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[♪♪♪]

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I had to get away
from the house.

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Bread Day! Aah!

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It always
drives me batty.

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You can't even look up
from your stupid phone

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for two seconds

122
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to acknowledge
your father?

123
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You're addicted
to your Tweetspace.

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I'm not on Tweetspace,
or YouBook, or SnappedIn,

125
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or any other site
that isn't actually a site.

126
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I'm figuring out
my new smartlock app.

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Matlock has an app?

128
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For what,
legal advice?

129
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Smartlock.

130
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It's a marvel
of modern technology

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that'll make my life
a lot easier

132
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while revolutionizing
security as we know it.

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How does it work?

134
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I clearly don't know.

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I can't unlock it,

136
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and I seem to have Wanda
trapped inside.

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Let me outta here!

138
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Yeah, yeah,
I'm working on it.

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Something's wrong
with the app.

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I'll open the door
as soon as I can.

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Until then, relax.

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How can I relax
when I'm locked in a room

143
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full of snacks, and pop, and...

144
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trashy Hollywood magazines,
and...

145
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This actually
might not be so bad.

146
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[toilet flushes]

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What'd I miss?

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[screaming]
Get me out now!

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[banging on glass]
Now!

150
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Okay, let's sample
this bread of Emma's,

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and see what
all the fuss is about.

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The fuss is about
the bread being delicious.

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Duh!

154
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Okay, whoa...

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About a thousand times
more delicious

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than anything
at this place.

157
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Well, that's not very--

158
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Here.

159
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I think you'll find
I tipped zero percent,

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Two-Loaf Lacey!

161
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So this is about me
taking bread for Karen?

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Because that's just a nice thing
to do for someone.

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Why is everyone so intense?

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It's just bread.

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Mmm.

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Oh...

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Oh!

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It's like somebody
poured butter on an angel.

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Yeah, it is.

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Okay, relax!

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[♪♪♪]

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[error beeps]

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Stupid app won't read
my thumbprint.

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[cackles] Smartlock
for a dumbass.

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You and your gadgets.

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[error beeping]

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Fine, I'm here.

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What's the hostage
situation?

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I don't think
I said "hostage."

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You did.

181
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You said "hostage"
and "situation,"

182
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and then you told me
not to tell anyone

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about the hostage situation.

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Oh.

185
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Well, great, now
you've told my dad.

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Thanks a lot, Karen.

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[knocking on glass]

188
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Karen!

189
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Shoot the lock off!

190
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Or shoot me!

191
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Hiya, Karen!

192
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Wait, shoot him!

193
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Pretty cool, eh?

194
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Me and Wanda
are hostages!

195
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You told Hank, too?

196
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Remind me not to share
any more secrets

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with this one.

198
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Which one?

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[knocking]

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Hi, Emma.

201
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I tried your bread,
and it's incredible.

202
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The best I've ever tasted.

203
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From one baker to another,
I've gotta know your secret.

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My secret is
I want out.

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Out of what?

206
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Out of this freshly baked
nightmare.

207
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[♪♪♪]

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How did Wanda and Hank
get locked in Corner Gas?

209
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How far do you want
to roll the story back?

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40 years ago,

211
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when Emma gave birth
to a jackass?

212
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Or just
a few hours ago,

213
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when that jackass
decided

214
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to hook his front door
up to the Internet?

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[sighing]

216
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Neither of those
tells me anything.

217
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I installed
a smartlock,

218
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but the app isn't
reading my thumbprint.

219
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It's no big deal.

220
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I overstated things a bit

221
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when I said
"hostage situation."

222
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Well, technically,

223
00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,714
if they're in there
against their will,

224
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,424
it is a hostage situation.

225
00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,260
Wanda's just at work.

226
00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,928
Well, as much at work
as she ever is.

227
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My shift ends in 20 minutes.

228
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After that, I'm getting
paid overtime.

229
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No, you're not!

230
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And it's double time.

231
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Time and a half!

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-Deal!
-Dammit!

233
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The ladder
on this fire truck

234
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only goes up nine inches.

235
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What if you're in a building
that's a foot tall?

236
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You'd be toast!

237
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I don't know,

238
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get something for them
to jump down on.

239
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What, like
a sponge cake?

240
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Ooh, Jell-O!

241
00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,580
Why don't you try
uninstalling

242
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and reinstalling
the app?

243
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I'll find something
to break the window.

244
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No!

245
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,586
You want to rescue them,
knock yourself out,

246
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but no breaking
windows.

247
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Fine.

248
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I'll break in
another way.

249
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Good luck.

250
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The place
is pretty solid.

251
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In police training,

252
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we are taught multiple
criminal tactics.

253
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Yeah, but this app
has four stars.

254
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How many stars
do you have, Karen?

255
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Is it zero?

256
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Zero stars?

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[cackling]
Speaking of zeros,

258
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here's a big one
right here!

259
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Big round one!

260
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Yeah, well, all zeros
are round, so...

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[♪♪♪]

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[Lacey]: Okay, so
what's the deal with the bread?

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Davis has this
amazing sourdough starter

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that's been in his family
for generations,

265
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but it's only ready to bake with
under certain conditions,

266
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and because
I'm the best baker in town--

267
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his words, not mine--

268
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he wants me to bake it.

269
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Hmm, so what's the problem?

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You should be flattered that
he thinks you're the best baker,

271
00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:33,305
when who really knows
who's the best?

272
00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,806
Maybe I am the best.

273
00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:35,641
Probably.

274
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,059
Not for me to say--

275
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,977
but it's a huge pain,
and causes nothing but stress.

276
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:39,895
I want out.

277
00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,813
So, just explain that
to Davis.

278
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,065
I can't.

279
00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,067
It would be an insult
to him and his family

280
00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,861
if I were to turn down
this huge honour,

281
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:48,904
as he calls it.

282
00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,530
Hmm, I see.

283
00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:54,326
Then what we need to do
is make it his idea,

284
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,494
not yours.

285
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,204
Basically,
get him to fire you.

286
00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,164
I'm not sure that'll work.

287
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,540
I'm really the best baker.

288
00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,292
Like, naturally talented.

289
00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,753
Again, his words,
not mine.

290
00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:06,630
[chuckles] Oh...
he's saying those words a lot

291
00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,507
for someone
who's not even here.

292
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,510
Okay, I've got the app
uninstalled.

293
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,719
Congratulations.

294
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,888
Now I just have
to download it again

295
00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,139
and reinstall it.

296
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,558
I just can't remember
the exact name of the app.

297
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,851
Outstanding.

298
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,812
Now instead of worrying
about forgetting keys,

299
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,188
you can worry
about forgetting

300
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,439
your stupid lock game.

301
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,565
It's not a game.

302
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,942
You sure?
[laughing]

303
00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,861
'Cause I find this
entertaining as hell.

304
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,947
It has the word
"lock" in it.

305
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,532
"Lock it Down"?

306
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,117
No, that's a dating app.

307
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,243
"Lock Nest"?

308
00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,953
That's for building
bird houses,

309
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,496
in Scotland.

310
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,539
Here it is!

311
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,040
"Lock Away"!

312
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,500
Download.

313
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,753
Oh, no, this is
a diary app for teenagers.

314
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,505
Well, you're
mentally about 13,

315
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,173
so there you go.
[chuckles]

316
00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,384
Now what
are you doing?

317
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,886
Writing some nasty stuff
about you in my new diary,

318
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,887
which is locked,

319
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:56,888
so you'll never
be able to read it.

320
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,973
See if you can
find an app

321
00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,516
that reminds you
you're a jackass

322
00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:00,809
every ten minutes.

323
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,561
I already have
the live version of that,

324
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,438
and it could use
some updates.

325
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,605
[♪♪♪]

326
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,108
Think...

327
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,651
like a criminal.

328
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,779
[chuckling in triumph]

329
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,453
Hello,

330
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,747
what do we have here?

331
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,916
This isn't so bad.

332
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,711
I always said I'd prefer
less customers.

333
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,088
[munching]

334
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,590
And I'm liking

335
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,551
the all-you-can-eat
snack buffet.

336
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,970
"Please Your Man, Please."

337
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,680
Oh, please...

338
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,933
That's your fourth pop,

339
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,269
and you haven't even
finished the third one!

340
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,979
It got warm!

341
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:46,688
Oh, hey, Wanda,

342
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,065
you want to find out

343
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,150
Who Your Sizzling Celebrity
Summer Style Twin is?

344
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,610
I already did that quiz.

345
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,154
I'm a cross between
Taylor Swift and Chucky.

346
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,990
[♪♪♪]

347
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,205
You know, uh,

348
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,623
if we never
get out of here,

349
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,666
we might
have to repopulate,

350
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,627
to further the species.

351
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,921
Kinda like a "last man
on Earth" sort of thing.

352
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,172
[gagging]

353
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,548
We're short one man.

354
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,758
[laughing]

355
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,635
I'm more man than
you could ever handle.

356
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,095
[laughs and snorts]

357
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,348
Hey, should I get
my eyebrows waxed?

358
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,642
Davis,

359
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,560
you seem to know
a lot about baking,

360
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,728
what with this whole
bread thing.

361
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,522
Can I get your opinion
on something?

362
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:29,606
Sure.

363
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,233
You should get
Emma's, too, though.

364
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,943
She's the real expert.

365
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,238
Ta-da!

366
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,864
I want to add
something to the menu,

367
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,200
and I can't decide
which is best.

368
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,201
Wow!

369
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,036
They all look great.

370
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,496
I'm impressed.

371
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,332
Is that orange zest
on your pound cake?

372
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,501
How... experimental.

373
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,544
Hmm...

374
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:51,628
Mmm.

375
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:52,587
Mmm.

376
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,839
Well?
[giggling]

377
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,714
What do you
think?

378
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,341
You've got real skill.

379
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,676
What talent.

380
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,803
This croissant
is incredible.

381
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,513
Do you know what would
make your menu better?

382
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,556
What?

383
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,015
If you got Emma
to bake for you!

384
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,518
She's a real beast
with the yeast.

385
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,853
He does have a point.

386
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,647
I've heard my butter tarts
are to die for.

387
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,815
[coughing pointedly]

388
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,985
Uh, but Lacey
is an excellent baker.

389
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,028
Some might say
she's even better than me.

390
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,655
What?
Who would say that?

391
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,198
I've never actually heard that,

392
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,701
but I feel like there might
be someone out there.

393
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,952
Somewhere.

394
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:24,995
Far away.

395
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,205
Well, whoever they are
is an idiot.

396
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,416
Emma is the Bread Queen.

397
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,375
Yeah, yeah,

398
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,544
your words,
not hers.

399
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,505
Pop and Lock It,
a Dance Instruction App.

400
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,090
No, that's not gonna--

401
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:37,966
Although...

402
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,718
No, now's not the time.

403
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,637
Lock of Hair:
Social Networking for Stalkers.

404
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,097
Yikes.

405
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,265
[gasping] Gah!

406
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,434
Hank won't stop chewing
with his mouth open,

407
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,603
and he's not even
eating anymore.

408
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,229
When are we going
to get out of here?

409
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,689
I'm trying.

410
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,733
Remembering isn't something
I can just do on command.

411
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,610
I've noticed.

412
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,069
Ah, there it is,

413
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,112
Lockblocker!

414
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,155
Right...

415
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,240
with the slightly
pornographic logo.

416
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,867
Download.

417
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:06,536
Wait! Aw, I hit
the premium version.

418
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,580
$16.99?

419
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,332
For an app that doesn't work?

420
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,917
Ah, great.

421
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:16,379
Well, that's one penny shy
of $17.00 I'll never get back.

422
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,507
Hmm, auxiliary controls?

423
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,674
Air conditioning?

424
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,259
I can control that from here?

425
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,511
Cool.

426
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,680
When I get out of here,
I'm buying an atlas.

427
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,724
I want to see the world.

428
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,142
You're in Saskatchewan.

429
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,853
Stand on the hood of your truck,
you can see the world.

430
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,563
[groaning]
It's getting cold in here.

431
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,523
I'm freezing to death.

432
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,941
If you do die,

433
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,235
can I cut open your belly
and Tauntaun you?

434
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,196
[shouting]
Get us out of here!

435
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,447
The AC's broke,

436
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,115
Hank wants
to Tauntaun me,

437
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,825
and I don't know
what that means!

438
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,161
There, is that better?

439
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,454
[music playing]

440
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,622
No!

441
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,999
Now cheesy, romantic
muzak is playing!

442
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,834
I know, I thought
that might calm you down

443
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,419
while I tried to make it warmer.

444
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,671
I'll turn it off.

445
00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,298
Oh, dammit, now it's updating.

446
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,969
[groaning] I paid $3.01
short of $20.00 for this?

447
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,595
[crunching
and laughing]

448
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,764
I should sell
tickets to this.

449
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,516
Where did you
get those chips?

450
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:10,850
I don't know.
[laughing]

451
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,477
Ask your robot!

452
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,688
Did you get inside?

453
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,189
Did he get inside?

454
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,484
[grunting]

455
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:23,321
Why are these things always
so clean in the movies?

456
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,156
[grunting]

457
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,576
Break into Corner Gas,
have a snack,

458
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,036
we'll have a few laughs.

459
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,290
Jackpot!

460
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,292
[cell phone ringing]
[thud] Aah!

461
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,503
Jeez, that's loud
when you're in a tin box.

462
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,379
D.R.P.D.

463
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,380
Where are you?

464
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,756
Well, if you'll
take a look-see

465
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,841
through the window,

466
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,676
by my calculations,
in three seconds,

467
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,136
I'll be standing in...

468
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,888
...Corner Gas.

469
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,850
Or... The Ruby.

470
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,351
Hey, Karen.

471
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,061
I got a loaf of
Emma's bread for you,

472
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,480
but you're kind of
standing on it.

473
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,696
[♪♪♪]

474
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,865
It's no use.

475
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,284
Davis is never gonna
let me out of this.

476
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,702
I mean, I get it,

477
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,204
I'm an incredibly
talented baker,

478
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,039
but still.

479
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,749
You're not that bad,
are you?

480
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,876
You kinda make it hard
to want to help you.

481
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,378
Listen, there's
one more thing we can try.

482
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,838
You have to throw a loaf.

483
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,048
At Davis?

484
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,841
No, you bake
a bad loaf of bread,

485
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:25,925
on purpose,

486
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,385
and I'll make
a good loaf of bread.

487
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,012
Then we'll serve them
both to Davis,

488
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,305
and he'll like
mine more.

489
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,807
How am I going to bake
a bad loaf of bread?

490
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:33,850
How do you do it?

491
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:34,893
[chuckling ruefully]

492
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,312
This is starting
to feel personal.

493
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,440
You look like
you took a nap

494
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,775
inside a vacuum cleaner.

495
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,694
Well, The Ruby's vents
are very clean now,

496
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,112
but you're right,

497
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,239
it's impossible to break in.

498
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,115
Impossible?

499
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,993
My dad's been in and back twice.

500
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:52,827
Oh, please.

501
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,870
Oscar,

502
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,080
tell me how you got inside.

503
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,331
Forget you, fuzz.

504
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,583
Why should I tell
a dirty cop?

505
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,419
You're literally
dirty and fuzzy.

506
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,630
Hmm, I notice you're
a little dirty too,

507
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,424
but you just have dirt
on your elbows and knees.

508
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,384
Why is that?

509
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,345
I have the right
to remain silent,

510
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,389
and you have the right
to pound sand.

511
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,599
Cool.

512
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,934
Medium moisture content.

513
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,018
[gasps]

514
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,853
There's a crawl space,
isn't there?

515
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,188
No, you're crazy.

516
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,148
Yeah, crazy like a fox,

517
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,359
or some animal
that tunnels...

518
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:25,777
is my point.

519
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,239
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a hole to crawl into.

520
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,117
When I get
out of here.

521
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,494
I'm gonna hold my son.

522
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,246
Just hold him,

523
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,665
and steal
all his body heat.

524
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:39,874
First thing
I'm going to do

525
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,793
is eat a bag of chips.

526
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,920
All you've been doing
is eating chips.

527
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,588
Yeah, but I'll be
eating them

528
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,257
as a free man.

529
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,008
[banging on glass]

530
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,093
This is torture!

531
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,262
Get us out of here now!

532
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,432
Or I'm gonna break
every window in this place,

533
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,809
and then every window
in your house,

534
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,185
and then your parents' house,

535
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,812
and then
your glasses,

536
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,147
and your father's
glasses!

537
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:02,939
Hey!

538
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,399
I don't understand.

539
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,651
I put in my thumbprint
when we set it up,

540
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,027
and it won't recognize it.

541
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,988
I get to the screen, and--

542
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,656
Well, I'd let you
use my thumbprint,

543
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:15,118
but my fingers are covered
in delicious free grease.

544
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,162
Yeah, we don't have
the same thumbprint, Dad.

545
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,747
That's not how genetics--

546
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:19,956
Hang on...

547
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,208
I was eating my breakfast chips

548
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,835
when I set this thing up.

549
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,378
My thumbprint was greasy.

550
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,548
Hey!
Get your own.

551
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,799
[app chimes]

552
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:30,925
[lock clicks open]

553
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,178
Freedom!

554
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,095
[groaning in relief]

555
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,889
I can finally breathe again!

556
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,348
No more eating chips,

557
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,018
drinking pop,
and playing with toys.

558
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,728
Though that fire truck
was kinda fun.

559
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,897
Well, I'm outta here.

560
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,565
Thanks for the overtime.

561
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,608
Wait a minute.

562
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,485
You're not leaving
until you clean up.

563
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,778
It's a mess in there.

564
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,031
Fine, but keep
your greasy paws off that lock,

565
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,073
and I mean it.

566
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,075
[muttering]

567
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,579
This is so totally
going in my diary.

568
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,538
[♪♪♪]

569
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,709
Davis, I managed
to make a few more loaves

570
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,960
out of the starter.

571
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,670
How about a slice,

572
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,963
fresh out of
the oven?

573
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,715
And I also
baked a loaf.

574
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,383
I didn't use
the starter dough,

575
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,384
but still.

576
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,136
Do you mind
sampling my bread

577
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,763
and giving me
a few notes?

578
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,014
Sure.

579
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,557
Hmm.

580
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,810
Mmm, good sponginess.

581
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,895
Definite bready taste
throughout.

582
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,146
Crumby finish.

583
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,731
The good "crumby."

584
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,525
Excellent job.

585
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,442
Mmm.

586
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,737
Ugh. Oh, no.

587
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,197
Emma, bad news.

588
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,032
This loaf is terrible.

589
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,742
This can only mean
one thing.

590
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,910
I'm a better baker
than Emma.

591
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,245
No.

592
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,747
This means the sourdough starter
must've gone bad.

593
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,082
That's sad.

594
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,126
Oh, well, I guess 117 years
is a good run.

595
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,753
I'll go throw it out.

596
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,338
[both screaming] No!

597
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,215
Once I greased up
my fingers,

598
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,175
this thing
is super easy to use.

599
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,593
[soft muzak starts playing]

600
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,595
I do like
this ditty.

601
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,888
What's it called?

602
00:18:58,930 --> 00:18:59,764
Off.

603
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,807
Stupid title.

604
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:01,808
No.

605
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,184
Shut the stupid
thing off.

606
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,102
I cleaned up.

607
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,603
Can we go now?

608
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,729
Door closing.

609
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,689
Everyone out?

610
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,774
Everyone better be
out of here,

611
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,901
because I am closing the door.

612
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,361
Electronically.

613
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,864
Last call for freedom!

614
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,449
[lights click]

615
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,577
A-ha!

616
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,662
Karen to the rescue!

617
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,498
Wanda? Hank?

618
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:26,791
[groaning]

619
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,459
Ungrateful sons of--

620
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,878
Fine.

621
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,589
Then I guess I'll just take
some snacks for the road.

622
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:34,966
Hey!

623
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,010
Where are all the chips?

624
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,804
Don't throw out
the starter.

625
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,347
We were trying to make you think

626
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,849
Lacey's a better baker than me

627
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:46,436
so that you'd want her
to take over the bread ritual.

628
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,689
I'm ready to retire
from being the bread queen.

629
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:53,067
And I'm ready to wear
that crusty crown.

630
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:56,029
Oh, well, why
didn't you say so?

631
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,488
That's no problem.

632
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,448
Honestly,

633
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,241
this sourdough starter
is so great,

634
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,826
anyone with basic skills

635
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,411
could make
delicious bread with it.

636
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,662
"Basic"?

637
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,206
You told me I was the best baker
on the planet.

638
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,249
Your words, not mine.

639
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,667
I just thought

640
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,170
you kinda needed
all that praise and fuss--

641
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,005
Boy, she needs
a lot of fuss.

642
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,757
--so you'd keep
baking the bread.

643
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:16,966
Wow.

644
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,134
That's humbling,

645
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,594
and insulting.

646
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,388
I don't know why anyone
would want to bake your stupid--

647
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,015
Yes!
I'm the bread queen.

648
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,684
Bow down
and kiss my crust!

649
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,645
My words, not yours.

650
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,400
[telephone rings]

651
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,945
Hello?

652
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,237
[Davis]: Lacey.

653
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,031
It's time.

654
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,700
No, it's not.

655
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,036
[♪♪♪]

656
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,204
[Brent writes]:
Dear Diary.

657
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,331
File today under "toughie."

658
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,041
Nobody understands me.

659
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,876
My dad is a total grouch.

660
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,503
Sometimes I think
people in this town

661
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,797
like my mom's bread
more than they like me.

662
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,007
I can't wait
till I grow up, and--

663
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,051
Hang on, I'm 40.

664
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,220
I'm too old for this stuff.

665
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,721
[clicks, game monsters snarl]

666
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,014
Here we go.

667
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,100
Die, zombie ghost scum!

668
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:13,106
[♪♪♪]

669
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,607
♪ I don't know ♪

670
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:18,027
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

671
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,281
♪ I don't know ♪

672
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,034
♪ I just... don't know ♪

673
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,747
♪ Ooh ♪

674
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,332
♪ It's a great big place ♪

675
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,459
♪ Ooh ♪

676
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,128
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪

677
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,338
♪ Ooh ♪

678
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,173
♪ And it's my happy place ♪

679
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,842
♪ I don't know ♪