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Aah!

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: How's it going?

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Is my chili cheese dog ready?

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Brent?

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Is that you?

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Pretty cool, hey?

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I can tell you're impressed.

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Can you see me?

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Yeah, there's a small camera
on the front of the drone.

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Plus I'm over here.

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Well, thenwhat are you doing?

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It's called technology, Lacey.

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Get with the times.

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My days of hunting food
like a Neanderthal are over.

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Now I can just send my drone
to pick up food for me.

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But you're stillover here operating it.

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Well, I wanted to see
the look on your face.

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But the dronehas a camera on it.

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Right, well, anyway,

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just put the chili cheese dog
in the basket.

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My hands are full.

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Your handswouldn't be full

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if you weren'tcontrolling a drone.

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You know, you can
pick holes in anything

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if you try hard enough.

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Hmm.

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Looks like I might have
to get a bigger drone.

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Or starteating lighter.

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Yup, bigger drone.

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♪ You think there's
not a lot going on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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So, annual turkey shoot'scoming up.

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You going to enter

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and embarrassyourself again?

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I didn't
embarrass myself.

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You should've seen
Karen last year.

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Everyone put
their money on her

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to win the turkey shoot,

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because she was supposed to be
this fantastic shot,

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and then she totally choked.

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I didn't choke.

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Everyone lost their money,

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and they weremad at her for weeks.

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It was a very enjoyable time
for some of us.

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You shouldn't
tease Karen

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like that, Davis.

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She's your partner,

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and she can't help it
if she's not a good shot.

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I'm a fantastic shot.

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See, that's the attitude!

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Who cares if you can handle
pressure or not?

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It had nothing
to do with pressure.

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Why yell at me?

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I'm the one
being nice to you.

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Doesn't matteranyway.

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Brent won it last year.

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That's where I'm putting
my money this year.

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That's it.

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You. Me. Gun range.

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Now.

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Whoa!

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We own a drone?

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"We" don't own a drone.

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We're leasing it?

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There is no "we"
in the drone scenario.

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I own a drone.

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Alone.

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What are yougonna do with it?

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What aren't I gonna
do with it?

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I'm gonna...

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there's...

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like, if someone
pulls up to the pumps,

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I can just send out the drone
to see what they want.

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If they're at the pumps,
they probably want gas.

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Well...

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there's a million uses
for a drone.

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I just, I can't think of any
at the moment

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because my brain is still at

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the "holy crap,
I own a drone" phase.

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Let mehave a turn.

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Forget it.

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Every time I let you
use something of mine,

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it gets wrecked.

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As if.

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♪ I got a friend
you know he's the best ♪

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♪ He's way better
than all the rest ♪

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♪ Yeah, I got a best friend
and he's the one ♪

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♪ You can't stop us
from havin' fun... ♪

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Like it's my faultthe circus was in town.

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This "turkey shoot"
thing sounds brutal.

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Doesn't seem fair

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to cluster a bunch
of helpless turkeys together

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and start taking
pot shots at them.

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That's not what it is.

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Oh. Good.

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Someone flingsa turkey into the air,

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and everyoneshoots at it.

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Oh, my God!

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She's making that up.

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It's just a target
shooting competition.

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They call it a turkey shoot

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because whoever gets
the closest to the bullseye

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wins a frozen turkey.

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Well, that sounds
a bit more humane.

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What are the lunch
specials today?

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We have a shaved
turkey clubhouse...

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Ooh, I feel a bit bad
about that now.

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Oh, don't feel bad
for turkeys.

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They are literally

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the stupidest animal
walking the planet,

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and I live with Oscar.

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Actually,

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turkeys are very bright,

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and have been shown to possess

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significant
problem solving abilities.

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That's a significant
load of crap.

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What's the soup?

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Turkey barley.

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What's for dessert,turkey buster parfait?

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Okay, I've got these tin cansset up for me to shoot,

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and I've got this can

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for you to miss.

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Wait till I get 20or 30 yards away,

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so you don't hit meby mistake.

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Might not be a mistake.

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Whoa!

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You're like
Butch Cassidy,

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or Sundance Cassidy.

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Whichever one of
the Cassidy brothers

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was good at shooting.

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It was Sundance,

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and yeah, I am,

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and also,
they weren't brothers.

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But if you're
such a good shot,

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how come you did
so poorly last year?

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Figure it out.

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Was there anythingthat happened

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this past year

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that mightimprove my aim?

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You vacationed in Mexico,

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you bought new rollerblades,

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you got that secret
laser eye surgery

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I wasn't allowed
to tell anyone about,

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you painted
your garage,

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you got
a new barbecue.

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Why are you still
listing things

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after "laser eye
surgery"?

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And here we are.

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And why are we here?

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To prove my point.

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Turkeys aren't as dumbas you think.

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We're still on
the turkey thing?

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Pick any turkey in there,

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and in 24 hours,
I'll have it doing tricks

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and dancing the merengue.

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Go ahead.

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That one.

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Yikes.

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That's my guy.

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Never saw a birdburp before.

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It's just science.

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Fine.

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Hey, Kirk!

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How muchfor this turkey?

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The one that's tryingto eat its own foot!

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That is easily,
by far,

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the coolest thing
you've ever owned.

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Yeah, well, you said that

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about my electriccan opener, too.

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Your electric can
opener couldn't fly.

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Although it did have
that magnetic thingy

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that held the lid once
the can was open...

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But no!

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This is even cooler.

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Let me try. Please?
Please, please?

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Please, please,
please?

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Three more "pleases."

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Please,
please, please.

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No.

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What the hell is that?

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Okay, I've set up a series
of problem-solving steps,

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which, if done in order,

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will result in food
dropping into a bowl

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for Einstein to eat.

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You've namedthe turkey Einstein?

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I'm building
his confidence.

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Better hurry upbefore he drowns.

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Einstein!

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You okay, Dad?

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You look
a little frazzled.

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I just saw...

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a UFO,

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out over that field.

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Oh?

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Tell me all about it.

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So, you really are
a crack shot,

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now that your eyes
have been re-aligned.

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They weren't re-aligned,
they were lasered.

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Yeah.

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Like a... laser level.

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How did things go

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at the shooting range,Karen?

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Not that it matters,

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because everyone
fully supports you.

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You mean, pities me.

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But all that's going to change,
because this time--

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This time
she's gonna miss

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even worse
than last year.

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Lucky if she doesn't
kill anyone passing by.

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Geez, Davis.

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With partners like you,who needs...

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whatever the oppositeof partners is.

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Why are you still roasting me

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after you saw
how well I can shoot?

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Everyone else
still thinks you're lousy,

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so they gamble on Brent.

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We gamble on you,
and make a killing!

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That's not gambling.

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That's a scam.

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Yeah. It's called"scambling."

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I mean, I'm not saying
it was a real UFO,

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but it was dark,

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and metallic,

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and flying,

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up in the sky.

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Defying
Earth's gravity?

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Exactly.

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You know, I think I saw
the same thing.

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You did?

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I swear.

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I'm sure I laid eyes on the sameflying thing you did.

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I was just hesitant to
say anything to anyone

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in case, you know,

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they thought I was
losing my marbles,

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but what do you
have to lose?

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But why would aliens travel
umpteen light-years

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across whole galaxies

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just to buzz around
this dinky dung heap?

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Maybe it's not aliens.

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Maybe it's the government.

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That's worse!

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You know how they want
to keep tabs on everyone.

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Dirty sons-a...

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They're probably here
to make sure

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no one's cheating
on their taxes.

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They might come nosing around
your new boat.

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What?

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Anyone buys a boat,

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giant yacht
or rubber canoe,

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they're automatically
on a list.

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A boat list.

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Of all the low-down, conniving--

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Better hide that boat
in your garage.

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The garageis full of stuff.

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Well, I guess
you gotta clean it out,

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or grab your ankles
and get ready for an audit.

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Those rotten...

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bureaucraticbaboons...

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I think I just found
a use for my drone.

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I'll go through
the steps once more.

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For the tenth time.

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Watch closely, Einstein.

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Step one, pick up stick.

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Step two,

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poke stick into hole.

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That releases marble,

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which rolls onto trough.

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Step three,

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pick up marble
and drop in tray,

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to release food.

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Step four,

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Wanda realizes

273
00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,998
you're too stupidto learn step one,

274
00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:41,869
and we go home.

275
00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:42,783
Sorry, Emma,

276
00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,045
but I think
he's got it.

277
00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:44,828
Let's find out.

278
00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,358
And he's off!

279
00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,709
He was smart enoughto leave a cage,

280
00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:56,797
whoopty-ding.

281
00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,450
He's looking
at the stick.

282
00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,104
Whoopty--He is?

283
00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,324
He's heading
for the pole!

284
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,592
You did that
on purpose.

285
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,725
It's dusty out here.

286
00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,422
Reset the puzzle, and
I'll go calm him down.

287
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:18,035
Whoa, shh...

288
00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,602
Don't be scared.

289
00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:22,083
You're a genius.

290
00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,301
A beautiful,

291
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:26,000
non-lazy-eyed
genius.

292
00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:28,611
I can't find
the stick!

293
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:30,613
Emma!

294
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:31,788
Give me a hand here.

295
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,838
Way to go, Einstein.

296
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,884
She was
talking to me!

297
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,628
Thanks a lot,you stupid bird.

298
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:46,803
Stupid?

299
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,849
We're the ones
locked in the cage.

300
00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:49,850
But it's just

301
00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,025
a simple loop latch.

302
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:51,939
I'll reach up and--

303
00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,854
Ouch! He pecked me.

304
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:56,378
Ow! Come on!

305
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,335
Okay,

306
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,641
this has gone on long enough.

307
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:02,384
Ow! Stop doing that!

308
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,126
Hear ye, hear ye!

309
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,128
I hereby announce
the formation

310
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,651
of the Dog River Drone Club.

311
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:09,826
Sorry, Hank.

312
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:10,914
I don't have time
to be in a club

313
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:11,872
that isn't even a thing.

314
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:12,960
Oh, but it is.

315
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,396
And it's very exclusive.

316
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,659
Just you, me, and...

317
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:17,747
our drones!

318
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,577
Looks a little
wobbly.

319
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,013
One of the propeller blades
broke off,

320
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,015
ah, but I glued
a popsicle stick on there.

321
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,626
Well, it's not
a drone.

322
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,410
It's a seven-dollar
toy helicopter.

323
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:29,716
Shows what you know,

324
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,065
I paid eight,

325
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,719
and it can do all the things
your drone can do.

326
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:33,807
I doubt that.

327
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,330
Mine has a hi-def camera

328
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,245
that I can use to take
aerial photos

329
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,073
and/or give my father
nightmares.

330
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,291
Mine has a camera.

331
00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,206
It doesn't shoot video,

332
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,556
but I set it to take a photo
every ten seconds,

333
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,994
so I'll get a time-lapse
aerial of Dog River.

334
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,955
Maybe not aerial,but, uh, it's a start.

335
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,130
Okay, then.

336
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,132
Enjoy buzzing the town's
various crotches.

337
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,874
Hey, what are you
guys talking about?

338
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,093
What a bad shot
Karen is?

339
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:01,095
No.

340
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,400
Remember how bad
she shot last year?

341
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,707
Ha! I've seen some
terrible shots in my day,

342
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,318
but hoo, baby, stink-o-rama!

343
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,798
I guess she wasn'tvery good.

344
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,235
You said it,
worst shot of all time.

345
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,193
I didn't say--

346
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,977
Yup, smart money's on Brent.

347
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,719
Brent is where I'd bet,
if I were a betting man.

348
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:17,677
Hey!

349
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,721
You guystalking about

350
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,070
how bad Karen isat shooting?

351
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,337
Stupid government cyber feds

352
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:29,950
always poking their noses
into my junk!

353
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,212
Whoa!

354
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,735
Dad! Is that you?

355
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,693
Brent?

356
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,650
You were right, Dad.

357
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,738
It's aliens!

358
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,174
They sucked me up

359
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,089
using some kind of a shrink-a-nizing tractor beam!

360
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,656
Oh no!

361
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,224
Let him go, you dirty
bug-eyed bastards!

362
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,312
That's my boy!

363
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,358
He's of no use to you.

364
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,752
He has no skills or abilities.

365
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,581
He's just a big lazy lump
who does nothing!

366
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,756
Yes, well...

367
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,497
He'll eat you
out of house and home...

368
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,759
Anyway,

369
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,240
I don't know when I'll get out of this mess.

370
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,328
In the meantime,

371
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,633
if you see
someone around town

372
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:02,504
who looks like me,

373
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:03,679
it's not me!

374
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,029
It's some kind of robot pod.

375
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:09,772
Goodbye!

376
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,687
Oh, this is terrible.

377
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,951
I mean, I don't have to hide
my boat now, that's good,

378
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:17,519
but still, this is terrible!

379
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,523
What the hell are you--

380
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,918
Hey! What kind of creepy
sicko stunt is that, Hank?

381
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,484
Get over yourself.

382
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,268
Perv.

383
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:30,793
What are you doing,
ya perv?

384
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,534
That was your knee!

385
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,101
I don't see him.

386
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,016
He probably
drowned in a puddle.

387
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,627
You got it!

388
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,891
Something's jamming it.

389
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,153
No way.

390
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,807
He's usingmy own stick

391
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:45,895
against me!

392
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,114
The student

393
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,072
has becomethe master.

394
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:49,986
You can't
seriously think

395
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:50,900
he did that
on purpose.

396
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,169
Hoo boy, Karen!

397
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,171
You sure were
a terrible shot

398
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,391
at last year's
turkey shoot.

399
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,915
Yup, if last year
is anything to go by,

400
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,569
and as far
as anyone knows,

401
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:08,831
it is,

402
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,834
I am not good
at gun shooting.

403
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,183
I can't watch you
beat yourself up

404
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,141
like this.

405
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,403
I have faith in you,

406
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,534
and to prove it,

407
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,361
I'm going to bet
on you this year.

408
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:18,275
No, don't!

409
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,799
Uh, I mean,

410
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,409
don't waste your money.

411
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,193
Davis is right,

412
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,804
I'm a terrible shot.

413
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,677
He has her
so demoralized,

414
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,810
she thinks she
deserves this abuse.

415
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,550
This is not cool!

416
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:34,639
Emma!

417
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,554
Martians took our boy!

418
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,338
Emma?

419
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,341
Emma? Emma!

420
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,474
Where the hell are you?

421
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:47,914
Try again.

422
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,394
I can make that shotten out of ten times.

423
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,961
But everyone is watching.

424
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,358
Oh, that's awful.

425
00:13:57,401 --> 00:14:00,143
Karen needs our support
to build back her confidence.

426
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,711
I say we all bet on her
to win the turkey shoot.

427
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:03,755
But she sucks.

428
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,323
Words like "sucks"
and "useless"

429
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,411
are counter-productive.

430
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,065
No one said "useless."

431
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,240
Come on,
you guys,

432
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,720
you don't have
to bet a lot,

433
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:12,852
just what you can
afford to lose,

434
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,896
because, well,

435
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,593
we've established
she's garbage.

436
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:16,638
Well, no one said
she's--

437
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:17,987
Come on, you guys!

438
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,771
She needs this.

439
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,339
Uh... all right.

440
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,039
Come on, go left.

441
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,956
Might need to recalibrate
the popsicle stick.

442
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,654
Uh-oh, it's getting
too far away.

443
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,699
Okay, you distract him

444
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:35,570
while I try to reach

445
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,006
your purse with this branch.

446
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:37,964
Then we can use your phone

447
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:38,878
to call for help.

448
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,749
♪ Yoo-hoo...

449
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,620
gobble gobble!

450
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:46,929
Okay,

451
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,365
easy.

452
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,410
Easy...

453
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,983
He's tryingto answer the phone!

454
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,288
He's just randomly--

455
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,986
: Emma? Hello?

456
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,988
Emma! Where the hell are you?

457
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,817
: Oscar, help!

458
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,385
Oh, my God, they got you too?

459
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,517
Oscar!

460
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,520
Oh, no!

461
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,440
All your book smarts,

462
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,963
and you let usget trapped

463
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,965
by the stupidestcreature on Earth.

464
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:23,966
When are you
going to accept

465
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,663
this is no accident?

466
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,578
He's doing this
on purpose.

467
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,579
I wouldn't be
surprised

468
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,103
if we end up
as human jerky.

469
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,889
Okay, let's see...

470
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,022
I think I'll put a couple
hundred bucks down

471
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,284
on Karen to win,

472
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,720
even though
she is a long shot.

473
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:39,547
Not anymore.

474
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,678
What?

475
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,028
A bunch of people
placed bets on Karen

476
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,203
in the last half hour.

477
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,247
She's actually

478
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,727
the odds-onfavourite now.

479
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,033
Why the hell would...?

480
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:49,861
Something's gone
horribly wrong.

481
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,472
Everyone is
betting on you.

482
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,386
How could this
have happened?

483
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,256
Don't know,

484
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,388
don't care.

485
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,606
If everyone's
betting on me to win,

486
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,521
then everyone's
going to win some money.

487
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,045
Nope, new plan.

488
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,481
Brent's
the long shot now,

489
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,222
so I put
all my money on him.

490
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,224
You throw the contest,
and I make a killing.

491
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,138
Forget it.

492
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,922
I have gota point to prove.

493
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,924
No! Throw the match.

494
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,231
That's worse than the scamyou were pulling before,

495
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,667
and more scummy.

496
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,538
Yeah. It's called
"scumbling."

497
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,326
Knees, shoes,
fire hydrant, knees,

498
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,632
cat's anus, ankles...

499
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,547
Hmm. What is that?

500
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,028
Where's Davis and Karen?

501
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,812
Emma's been abducted.

502
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,684
Oh. That probably
explains this, then.

503
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,034
Oh, no!

504
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,862
What are those monsters
doing to her?

505
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,907
And Wanda?

506
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,735
That's Wanda's yard.

507
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:38,649
I gotta go!

508
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,347
Okie-dokie, then.

509
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,305
Snail, ingrown toenail,

510
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,437
another cat's anus,

511
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,568
frog's anus...

512
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,614
Hmm, wow,
that does look watertight.

513
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,137
Come on.

514
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,052
If you take a dive
and tank it,

515
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,489
I'll make sure
no one teases you.

516
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,013
You're the only one
that teases me.

517
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,666
I can dial that back.

518
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,754
Not a chance.
I am on a mission.

519
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,931
Davis, Karen,
follow me,

520
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:02,412
Emma's been
abducted by Martians,

521
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,240
and if you see Brent,
arrest him!

522
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,067
He's a robot.

523
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,329
You betcha.

524
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,330
But if you just--

525
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,549
Hang onto my
drone controller.

526
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,246
Whatever you do,
don't let Hank touch it.

527
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,117
You betcha.

528
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,379
Hey, Brent!

529
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,033
You feeling
confident?

530
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,686
Like you might
get a bullseye?

531
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,129
Ah, it's no use.

532
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,087
He made the cagetoo strong.

533
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,175
You made it!

534
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,308
Kirk!

535
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,701
We're saved!

536
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,529
How did you know
we were here?

537
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,791
You called me.

538
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:34,792
We didn't
call you.

539
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,185
The turkey called you!

540
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,578
The turkey?

541
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:40,015
Turkey's too stupid
to come in out of the rain.

542
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,364
He can't use a phone.

543
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,236
That's what
he wants you to think.

544
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,020
He operates 20 moves ahead,

545
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,239
like Kasparov.

546
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,023
Ah, I should've
named him Kasparov.

547
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,198
He got us,

548
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,852
and he'lltake you down too.

549
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,245
You'll nevercatch him, Kirk.

550
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,118
Thanks for
catching him, Kirk.

551
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,467
Kasparov...

552
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,905
I believe
I made my point.

553
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,563
And Brent hits

554
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,261
just outside
the bullseye.

555
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,132
Closest to centre so far.

556
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:13,657
Next up is
Officer Karen Pelly, who...

557
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,617
...remember how bad
her shot was last year?

558
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:19,794
Terrible!

559
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,145
Hex...

560
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,191
hex, hex...

561
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,105
Hex--

562
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,022
Whoopsy.

563
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:31,849
Karen missed!

564
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:32,894
Brent won!

565
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,548
I won!

566
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,115
Don't feel bad, Karen.

567
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,247
We all knew
you couldn't do it.

568
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,119
I am gonna blast
that stupid drone

569
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,163
right out of the sky.

570
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,860
Drone?
What drone?

571
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,035
No!

572
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,037
Oh, don't worry,
she'll never hit it.

573
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:46,995
And that's okay.

574
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,605
She's good at
other things.

575
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,216
I bet she will
hit it!

576
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,260
I'm giving 2-1.

577
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,175
Ha! That'll be the day!

578
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,180
I'm rich!

579
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,616
Aw, see, Karen?

580
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,878
Anyone can
get lucky,

581
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,663
no matter
how bad they are.

582
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:04,534
Dammit!

583
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,232
I'm too late!

584
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,540
Emma!

585
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,063
And to a lesser extent--

586
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:15,197
Brent!

587
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,682
I paid 1,000 bucksfor that drone.

588
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,423
You know Hank
breaks everything.

589
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,511
Why did you
lend it to him?

590
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:25,990
I didn't
lend it to him!

591
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,427
Here.

592
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,819
I understand

593
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,343
if you want to resignfrom Drone Club.

594
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,739
Great, we missed
the turkey shoot.

595
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,306
Just as he planned.

596
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,394
Holy hell...

597
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,179
Emma!

598
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,311
I thought I'd
lost you forever!

599
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,834
Hang on,
how do I know

600
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,314
you're not
a robot puppet pod

601
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:46,315
from Mars?

602
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,664
Stop being an idiot,

603
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,666
or I'll bootyour ass to Mars.

604
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,103
It's really you!

605
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,063
And that's really gross.

606
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,331
All right, Davis,hand it over.

607
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,245
This stinks.

608
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,333
What stinks?

609
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,508
I'm making Davishand all his winnings

610
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,814
over to you.

611
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,817
The police have to be heldto a higher standard.

612
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,254
Gambling, destroyingprivate property.

613
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,213
But you did both
those things!

614
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:16,824
Dammit!

615
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,783
That cost me 50 bucks!

616
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,700
Yeah, well,I'm not the police.

617
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,877
Give me 50 bucks,and hand the rest to Brent.

618
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,139
Well, if it's by order
of the mayor...

619
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,185
Cool! Now you can
buy another drone.

620
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,142
Why?

621
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,579
Drone's no goodfor anything.

622
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:33,884
Well, I'm having
fun with mine.

623
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:37,801
Can I have a turn?

624
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:38,715
No.

625
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,240
I'm warning you, Kirk.

626
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,719
Keep an eyeon that turkey.

627
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,155
He's smarterthan he looks.

628
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,506
He'd pretty much
have to be.

629
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,132
Oh, my.

630
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,748
♪ I don't know

631
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,447
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

632
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,843
♪ I don't know

633
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,151
♪ I just... don't know

634
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,373
♪ Ooh

635
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,809
♪ It's a great big place

636
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,028
♪ Ooh

637
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,508
♪ Full of nothin' but space

638
00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,554
♪ Ooh

639
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,512
♪ And it's my happy place

640
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,080
♪ I don't know