1 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,223 McDavid over to Orr. 2 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,442 Orr back to McDavid! 3 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:08,747 That makes no sense. 4 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:09,966 They played in two different eras. 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:10,923 Fine. 6 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,099 Orr over to Chamberlain. 7 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,709 No, that's basketball, you-- 8 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:14,710 Five hole! 9 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:15,928 Ha ha! Nothing but net. 10 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,278 Lucky shot. 11 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:19,193 Last year that would have been a lucky shot. 12 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:20,672 Not this year. 13 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:22,196 Ha ha! Toe drag! 14 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:23,110 Deke! 15 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:24,372 Dangle... 16 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:26,330 Top shelf, 17 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:27,418 where mom keeps the peanut butter 18 00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:28,332 and the EpiPen. 19 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:29,159 Whoo! 20 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:31,596 Whew... 21 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,033 How is this happening? 22 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,164 I'm the best goalie 23 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,600 in the Pickerel Valley Hockey League. 24 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:37,907 You're getting slow, old man. 25 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,213 Look who elseis gassed. 26 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:40,953 I'm not gassed. 27 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:41,954 This is how I celebrate. 28 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:46,481 You celebrate by hurling? 29 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:50,137 ♪ You think there's not a lot goin' on ♪ 30 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:53,227 ♪ Look closer, baby you're so wrong ♪ 31 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,147 It's great to getout of the office. 32 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:02,105 Smell that fresh air. 33 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:03,672 Uh, you do remember 34 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,674 that we're looking for a dead body. 35 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:08,024 That doesn't meanwe can't enjoy nature. 36 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,591 This is kind of exciting. 37 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:11,767 I've never seen a real live dead body before. 38 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,595 Well, don't getyour hopes up. 39 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,379 Lanny tendsto exaggerate things 40 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,729 like, a hundred zillion times bigger than they are. 41 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,427 He probably just saw a coyote carcass. 42 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:20,384 Really? 43 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:21,994 Do coyotes have fingers? 44 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:26,216 No, coyotes have paws. 45 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,478 Now, raccoons, 46 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,611 they have grabby, thieving little fingers. 47 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:30,612 Davis! 48 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:32,092 Look whereI'm pointing. 49 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,049 Yes, Karen, 50 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,051 you also have fingers. 51 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,618 Look! 52 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:43,581 What's this? 53 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,453 Don't tell me you trapped another baby skunk. 54 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:46,932 It's an earlyChristmas present. 55 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,151 Ta-da! 56 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,893 It's a Beep-Boop machine. 57 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,373 Why would you buy that for me? 58 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,114 Because ofyour complaining. 59 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,204 'Bout time you got here. 60 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,379 The air conditioner's broken, 61 00:01:58,422 --> 00:01:59,597 the washroom toilet's leaking, 62 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:00,729 and there's a family of skunks 63 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,034 living underneath the storage room... 64 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,819 Argh! 65 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:06,256 And this stupid machine is giving me carpal tunnel. 66 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,519 Of all the things I complain about, 67 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,042 that's the one you pick? 68 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:12,915 But you said "Argh!" 69 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,134 I already hooked it up, 70 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:15,918 so all you need to dois just swipe here... 71 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:19,791 You swipe the bar... 72 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:22,359 Here's the manual. 73 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:23,360 Happy reading. 74 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:24,535 Oh, and one more thing. 75 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,276 My goalie reflexesare a little rusty, 76 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,060 so I need you to randomlythrow things at me 77 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:28,887 throughout the day. 78 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,628 Keep me on my toes. 79 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:32,413 Not that. Smaller, 80 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,632 less expensive,and less metal-y. 81 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:35,546 Ouch! 82 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:42,118 Lacey, what's withthe bottles? 83 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,641 Tastes tingly. 84 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,382 It's hand sanitizer. 85 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:46,818 I put bottles on all of the tables 86 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,690 when the first sign of flu season arrives. 87 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:51,693 I'm not sick. 88 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:53,129 This is allergies. 89 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,610 You say that every year, 90 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:58,134 and every year, you infect the whole town, 91 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,788 or has everyone forgotten 92 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:02,834 the snot-pocalypse of 2012? 93 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:03,748 Do you not recall 94 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:06,795 the phlegm-ageddon of 2015? 95 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:08,449 Do you recall you're the only one 96 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:09,493 who thinks those names are funny? 97 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:10,929 Regardless, 98 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:13,454 I'm implementing a mandatory hand sanitizing rule. 99 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:14,846 -What? You're kidding! -Outrageous! 100 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,893 No shirt, no shoes, no sanitizer, 101 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:18,937 no service. 102 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:20,678 No shoes? 103 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:23,464 Put sanitizer on those, 104 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,161 and socks. 105 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,817 The wrists areduct-taped to a 2 x 4. 106 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,253 And the head is missing. 107 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,776 This would be real disturbing 108 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:32,864 if it was a human. 109 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:33,996 Yeah. 110 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,867 Oh well, wanna hikea bit further? 111 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,869 There's a giantbeaver dam nearby. 112 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:38,870 Wait a minute. 113 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,307 There's a headless mannequin 114 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,004 duct-taped to a 2 x 4 115 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,135 in the middle of the woods, 116 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,876 and you're not at all intrigued? 117 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,096 There's a giant beaver dam nearby, 118 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:48,402 and you're not intrigued? 119 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,360 Beavers build dams. 120 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:52,188 If they built a picnic table, I'd be intrigued. 121 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,321 I guess it iskinda creepy. 122 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,018 All right,we'll stick around 123 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,237 and noodle on thisfor a bit. 124 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,412 Yes! 125 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:02,024 Pfft... 126 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:02,851 Yeah, I got nothing. 127 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:03,765 Let's go. 128 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,332 Davis, come on. 129 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,421 This beaver dam is humongous! 130 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:10,902 Oh! 131 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:12,730 Ooh... 132 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,428 Are you surethis machine is safe? 133 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,038 Completely harmless. 134 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,779 You're wearing a lead bra, right? 135 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:20,303 Just kidding. 136 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:21,217 Here, you try it. 137 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,131 -Oh! 138 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,089 See? Any idiot can do it. 139 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:25,874 Okay... Hello there, Helen. 140 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,223 I see you're experiencing 141 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,572 our new scanner check-out system. 142 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,705 It streamlines the process 143 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,184 for a more pleasant customer experience. 144 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:35,318 If you find the sound "blonk" pleasant. 145 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,319 She raises a good point. 146 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,320 You have to make sure 147 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:38,887 you hear the Beep-Boop sound 148 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,280 to ensure it's scanned properly. 149 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,196 Well, I'll leave you to it. 150 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:45,937 Ouch! 151 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:47,243 Keep 'em comin'. 152 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,853 Those are my cough drops. 153 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:50,028 Whoa, they're not yours 154 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,726 until you hear the Beep-Boop. 155 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,249 You've done a lot of crazy things 156 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,685 in the past, Lacey, 157 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,339 and I've kept my mouth shut-- 158 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,080 You've never kept your mouth shut! 159 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,082 Using all thisanti-sanitary goop 160 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:02,040 is doing more harmthan good. 161 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,478 Every year, the doctor tries to give me a flu shot, 162 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:07,263 and every year, I tell him the same thing-- 163 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,090 Go to hell! 164 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,352 Not true. 165 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,746 One year you told himto go hump a stump. 166 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,225 Because my immune system 167 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:14,705 is as strong as Fort Knock. 168 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:15,576 It's "Knox." 169 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:16,490 Pardon? 170 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,404 It's not "Knock"... 171 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:18,318 Who's there? 172 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,320 Why do I even-- 173 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,017 Listen, if you think your immune system 174 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,235 is so kick-ass, 175 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,585 then I challenge you 176 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,587 to follow Hank around all day 177 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,590 and try not to catch his "allergies." 178 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,069 Challenge accepted! 179 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:32,636 This could be fun. 180 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,638 It's gonna be funand a breeze. 181 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:36,379 Breezy fun. 182 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,382 I gottahit the john. 183 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,212 Wash your hands! 184 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:44,387 And the walls! 185 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:47,216 Oscar, you have tostick with Hank all day, 186 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:48,391 starting now. 187 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,566 Even when he's...? 188 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,176 Even when he's... 189 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:53,396 What if he's doing a number two? 190 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,485 This feels like the start of a-- 191 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:56,834 Stop. 192 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,096 ♪ ...Flunami 193 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:04,755 I can't believe you weren't impressed. 194 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,975 Beaver dams are like icebergs, 195 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,629 two thirds below the water. 196 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,065 Interesting. 197 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,284 Emma's mannequin isn't in her sewing room. 198 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,418 Looks likewe have a suspect 199 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:16,985 for our mannequin murder. 200 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,943 I guess it's not really a murder. 201 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,205 The thing was never alive. 202 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,469 Mannequin mystery? 203 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,558 Mannequin mystery! 204 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:25,602 I can't believe 205 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,387 how absurd Oscar and Hank are 206 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,953 with their stupid germ theory. 207 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:31,173 People do need to be exposed to germs 208 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:32,783 to build stronger immune systems. 209 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,394 So you agree with Oscar? 210 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:37,048 And the last time I did that was on our wedding day. 211 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,963 And how'd that work out for ya? 212 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:40,356 If anyone's being absurd, 213 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,227 it's you with that hand sanitizer. 214 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,012 Maybe I'm being a little excessive, 215 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,231 but not to the point of being fanatical. 216 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,103 I am not fanatical. 217 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,147 That's not me-- 218 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,279 fanatical... 219 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,890 I challenge you to not use sanitizer 220 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:55,589 for as long as Oscar has to hang around with Hank. 221 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:58,156 Challenge accepted. 222 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,116 Uh, uh, uh... 223 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,990 Hey, Emma. 224 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,515 Doing much sewinglately? 225 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,342 Did you split your pants again? 226 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,996 Just answerthe question. 227 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,303 No, I haven't been sewing much. 228 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,696 Busted! 229 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,480 It's a littletoo early for that. 230 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:18,568 Sorry. 231 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,048 Maybe you haven't been sewing 232 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,616 because your mannequin is mysteriously missing? 233 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:23,486 It's at home. 234 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,705 Say it. 235 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:25,532 Say what? 236 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:26,576 Oh, yeah. 237 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,664 Busted! 238 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:29,274 We peekedin your window. 239 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:31,494 There is no mannequinin your sewing room. 240 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,670 I didn't say it was in the sewing room. 241 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,325 I hid it down here 242 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,022 after I caught Oscar 243 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:40,198 doing strangethings with it. 244 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:44,333 I want you to kill every crow you see. 245 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:45,290 Hah! Hah! 246 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:46,901 Haah! 247 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:54,517 ...each one stranger than the last, 248 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:55,692 and now can I ask 249 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,738 why you were peekingin my window? 250 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,740 It's on a need-to-know basis, 251 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:00,610 and I didn't need to know 252 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,046 that stuff about Oscar. 253 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,707 Jeebus Christmas, 254 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:11,969 I thoughtyou were a zombie. 255 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:15,016 I'm not sick, I'm justhaving a reaction. 256 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,627 That's why I'm making him buy allergy medicine. 257 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,150 Yeah, I'll wash it down with this energy drink, 258 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,282 and I should be right as rai-- 259 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:22,850 --rain. 260 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:26,549 Is that sanitizer? 261 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,681 It's vitamin C. 262 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:28,682 It says "window cleaner." 263 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:29,944 Lemon scented. 264 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,989 Stop dithering and ring us up. 265 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,643 I'm not touchinganything you touched. 266 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,340 Hold your breathand ring yourselves out. 267 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,606 Now take your change and go exhale outside. 268 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,652 You see how they did that? 269 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:43,697 Then have at 'er. 270 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:49,833 I can't believe 271 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,531 we don't see more hobos in town 272 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,054 with all the fire pits out here. 273 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,185 How do you knowit's hobos? 274 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,839 Harmonica. 275 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,928 Classic hobo instrument. 276 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,582 Also found a belt and a sleeping bag. 277 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,236 Classic hobo bedroom. 278 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,933 Insensitive. 279 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:03,760 What did you find? 280 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,632 Catalogues. 281 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,547 I gathered way more evidence than you. 282 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:08,417 I win. 283 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,680 It's nota competition. 284 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,813 Hold the phone. 285 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:18,209 Holy crap, it's the mannequin head! 286 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,950 With Brent's face on it. 287 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,128 Well, a picture of Brent's face. 288 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,390 Do you know what this means? 289 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,305 Hobos hate Brent? 290 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,611 I think this means 291 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,787 everything someone did to the mannequin, 292 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,267 they want to do to Brent. 293 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,790 Whoa. 294 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,575 This just went from a fake crime 295 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,272 to an actual crime-- 296 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,535 Well, a practice crime for the actual crime. 297 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,884 We need to warn Brent. 298 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:41,842 No! 299 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,017 That'll freak him out, 300 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,714 which will tip offour suspect. 301 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,586 If we're going to catchthis psycho, 302 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,284 we need Brent to actas normal as possible. 303 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,723 What the hell are you doing? 304 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,029 If I'm going to bethe best goalie, 305 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,074 I have to sharpenall my senses, 306 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,207 including my hearing. 307 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,430 Incoming! 308 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,085 Ow! Okay, time out. 309 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,136 I think I found a way to connect these things. 310 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,360 You're just physically connecting them with yarn. 311 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:23,840 That's not police work. 312 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,364 I see it in police shows all the time. 313 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,757 At least I'm trying, 314 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,672 instead of flipping through catalogues. 315 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,804 Shopaholic. 316 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,328 These catalogues are evidence. 317 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,069 There's duct tape on the covers 318 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,245 that matches the tape on the mannequin. 319 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,638 Hang on... 320 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,336 This page is dog-eared. 321 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,468 I know that skirt. 322 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,514 I don't think women like to be called that. 323 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,039 Oh, man... 324 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,824 Can you believe Lacey? 325 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,129 If she had it her way, 326 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,696 we'd all be living in plastic bubbles 327 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,306 suckin' soup through a tube. 328 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,918 Once that allergymedicine kicks in, 329 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,702 it'll just beanother day of you and me 330 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,051 puttin' upwith each other. 331 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,792 Oh, it's already kicked in. 332 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,838 That energy drink must have supercharged it. 333 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,231 My heart's thumpin' like a rabbit, 334 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,755 my fingers are tingly, 335 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,452 my left eye won't focus. 336 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,717 Just what the hellkind of allergies 337 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:15,849 do you have? 338 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,508 Okay, well, 339 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,596 have a nice day. 340 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,423 Mm-hmm. 341 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,165 Rheena! Duck! 342 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:30,951 Ha! You missed! 343 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,735 Aren't you supposed to stop these? 344 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,868 Ah, dammit. 345 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,827 Hey, what's the deal? 346 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,263 Well, I further streamlined the system 347 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,743 and eliminated the middle-woman. 348 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,744 Say hello 349 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,094 to Dog River's first self-checkout. 350 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,313 Hello, 351 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,618 and this frees you up 352 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,142 to go say helloto the mop. 353 00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,360 But you usually mop. 354 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,753 You usually run the till. 355 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,320 Off you go. 356 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,063 But first come back 357 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,586 and help Phil with the scanner. 358 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,066 Ow! 359 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,676 Always in the head. 360 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,375 How's it going, Lacey? 361 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,116 You look uncomfortable. 362 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,640 I'm managing just fine. 363 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,773 Oh, look, a french fry. 364 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,688 Shame to waste it. 365 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,690 Ew, gross! 366 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,474 Relax, it's a fry from my own plate 367 00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,867 that you just cleared. 368 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,390 Your plateis still beside you. 369 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,391 Oh. 370 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,741 Still doesn't bother me. 371 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,178 Oh... 372 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,966 What are you doing back here? 373 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,794 I noticed that yellow skirt you're wearing 374 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,361 in a catalogue recently. 375 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,493 Buying clothes from a catalogue? 376 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,278 That's kind of a weird thing to do. 377 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,496 Why is that weird? 378 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,671 I order from a catalogue 379 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:40,977 because I don't like to try on clothes 380 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,109 other people have touched, 381 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,067 which is perfectly normal, 382 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,547 because I'm normal. 383 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,376 And where are these catalogues now? 384 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,247 I put them in the recycling bin. 385 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,335 And I suppose you think 386 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,250 that makes you a good person. 387 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,251 Not particularly. 388 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,339 Well, it should. 389 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,950 Recycling is important. 390 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,603 Looks like another dead end. 391 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,083 We're going to need more yarn. 392 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,390 That does nothing! 393 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,962 Thank god for thatallergy stuff. 394 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,833 I feel like 100%. 395 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,530 Time for a pocket donut. 396 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,098 Maybe you should eat something 397 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,752 healthier than a donut, 398 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,362 like an apple fritter. 399 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,364 I'm just happy to havemy appetite back. 400 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,931 I feel like I could-- 401 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:23,759 Oh. 402 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,892 Mm. 403 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,720 Don't wipe that off with your fingers. 404 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:29,809 Well, that's way worse. 405 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,771 Wanda? 406 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,296 Wanda! 407 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,040 Wanda! 408 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,216 Hey, what gives? 409 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,827 All the chores I gave you are half finished. 410 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,568 I have to keep helping people with the scanner. 411 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,918 Not to mention a certain boss 412 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,876 keeps hassling me to throw things at him. 413 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,051 I thoughtyou liked that. 414 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,748 Nothing's fun if you have to do it. 415 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,185 Well, getthose things done, 416 00:13:58,228 --> 00:13:59,795 after you stackthe motor oil, 417 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,058 and keep thoseforeign objects coming. 418 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,886 But don't throw any oil cans. 419 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,322 They could do some real damage. 420 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,456 Course not. Wouldn't dream of it. 421 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,071 Hey, that's cheating! 422 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,334 No one said anything about using tools. 423 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,945 Why don't you just admit 424 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,729 you can't live without sanitizer? 425 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,339 You're a gel junkie. 426 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,340 I'm not a junkie. 427 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,908 I just...I'm not like you. 428 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,649 I don't comefrom a long line 429 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,303 of strong prairie women! 430 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,695 You think I'm strong? 431 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:31,871 Are you kidding? 432 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,612 You're tough and durable, 433 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,005 like an oldcatcher's mitt. 434 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,267 Rugged and leathery, 435 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,052 and this isn't coming out right at all. 436 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,489 My point is, I'm squeamish. 437 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,359 Fine. 438 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,317 Use the stick. 439 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,060 Ugh! 440 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,409 That was cheating, 441 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,106 and disgusting and erotic. 442 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,195 Not erotic. I didn't say "erotic." 443 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,939 Why do I keep doing that? 444 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,160 Good Gordon! 445 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,248 You treat the world 446 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,293 like it's your own personal petri dish. 447 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,991 You're the one who saidI should eat better. 448 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:06,993 What do you want? 449 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:07,994 And who is this? 450 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,430 It's Lacey. 451 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,693 I'm callingon behalf of Emma. 452 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,261 She wants you tocome back to The Ruby. 453 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,349 She, uh... 454 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,611 She misses you. 455 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,742 Misses me? 456 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,092 That doesn't sound right. 457 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,485 Hey, Emma. 458 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,183 Hand your phoneto Oscar. 459 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,535 Yech! 460 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:28,449 Hello? 461 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,363 Stick with Hank. 462 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,799 This isn'tover yet. 463 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,148 Don't comeback here. 464 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,758 Now, that sounds more like Emma. 465 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,980 I really feel like we should warn Brent. 466 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,939 If you care about Brent,you'll keep quiet 467 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,289 so we can use himas bait. 468 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,551 Fill 'er up? 469 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:44,508 What happened to your head? 470 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,901 Oh, my god, 471 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,468 that psycho killergot to you! 472 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,035 You're luckyto be alive. 473 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:49,992 I know I am. 474 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,124 Furthermore, 475 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,168 what the hell are you talking about? 476 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,648 Way to keep a lid on it. 477 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,476 We found a mannequin in the woods 478 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,912 that looks like it's been tortured, 479 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,350 and the head of the mannequin has your face on it. 480 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,308 Oh. 481 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,396 Well, that's... 482 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,572 just a little horribly unnerving. 483 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,703 Have you noticed anyone 484 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,227 acting aggressivelytowards you? 485 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,097 Not really. 486 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,143 Except Wanda, 487 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,448 but I told her to do that. 488 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:18,412 Lacey? 489 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,456 What? 490 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,849 You want me to lick ketchup 491 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,285 off some dirty plates? 492 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,852 Maybe stick my face in Lanny's chili? 493 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,682 Do you have any pudding mix? 494 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,466 Oscar put some in my coffee once, 495 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,903 and now I've developed a taste for it. 496 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,688 Ah, sure, 497 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,559 pudding mix in coffee is fine, 498 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:38,780 but I make a latte once, and everyone freaks. 499 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,698 Oh... 500 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,311 Your stupid motor oilis stacked. 501 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,834 What's your deal? 502 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,401 The cops just told me 503 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,360 some crazy person wants to kill me. 504 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,405 You don't have to be crazy to want that. 505 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,407 I'm serious. I'm a little freaked out. 506 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,974 I'm going to need you to pump gas 507 00:16:59,018 --> 00:16:59,757 and finish up the chores. 508 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:00,715 What? 509 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,195 I can't go outside. 510 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,197 I'm sticking around the till where it's safe. 511 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,374 Oh, you'll also have to help people with the scanner. 512 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,288 Come on! 513 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,029 Look, if someone wants you dead, 514 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,639 it doesn't matter where you're standing. 515 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,510 It's not like your reflexes will save you. 516 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,381 Ah! 517 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,601 Holy crap! 518 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,473 I think fear has ramped up your reflexes. 519 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,301 You're... you're like a ninja! 520 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,216 A trembling, spineless ninja! 521 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,086 Hah! 522 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:24,956 Ho! 523 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,045 Hey-oh! 524 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,264 Wanda! 525 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,353 Now that Brent's been tipped off, 526 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:31,920 we have to lock this case up pronto 527 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,791 before he spooks our psychopath. 528 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:37,186 I bet there's something with this sleeping bag. 529 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,145 If there's even the slightest clue, 530 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,798 no matter how microscopic, 531 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,322 we'll find it. 532 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,888 You mean like this one? 533 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,241 I don't see any hairs or fibres, 534 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,677 but sure, that might be a lead. 535 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,591 Davis... 536 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,288 Hank is our psycho. 537 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,597 Ew. 538 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,729 First you want me to eat fruit, 539 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,209 and now you're buying me whiskies? 540 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,819 Whenever I gotthe slightest sniffle, 541 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,821 my dad would alwayspull out the whiskey 542 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,214 and give me a shot. 543 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,346 I'm not sick. 544 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,477 This is for me. 545 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,131 I'm feeling a ticklein my throat... 546 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,093 ...can't imaginewhere that came from. 547 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,311 Hey! That's my glass. 548 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,618 I'm sorry. My bad. 549 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,576 I think it's timewe call it a day. 550 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,409 Wait a minute. 551 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,411 You're not twitchy or paranoid. 552 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,152 What's going on? 553 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,414 Maybe I've just gotten used to working 554 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,329 in a contaminated environment. 555 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,940 The fact that you usedthe word "contaminated" 556 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,116 makes me think not. 557 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,160 Think what you want. 558 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,901 I'm just fine. 559 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,600 Die, germs, die! 560 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,867 Well, how wasyour day with Hank? 561 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,695 It was like someone took the sneeze guard 562 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,089 off an "all you can barf" buffet. 563 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,743 And yet you look fine. 564 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:56,657 See, Lacey? 565 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,572 Oscar was with Hank all day, 566 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,008 and he's fit as a fiddle, 567 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:03,098 and you handled contaminated stuff all day, 568 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,143 and you're completely fine. 569 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,100 Ha! 570 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,580 I'm fine because 571 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,973 I've been secretly using hand sanitizer 572 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,714 from this bottle I found. 573 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,673 Well, double ha! 574 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,848 I planted that bottle, 575 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,545 and it's just hand lotion. 576 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:16,851 You mean... 577 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,332 Your hands have been germy this whole time... 578 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,072 but incredibly soft. 579 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,204 I hate to say 580 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,075 I told you so, Lacey, but... 581 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,251 you're a loser. 582 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,469 If it's one thing 583 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,992 this leathery oldcatcher's mitt knows, 584 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,125 it's that a few germs won't-- 585 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,172 Great... 586 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,217 Let me guess how this ends. 587 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,178 Freeze, sicko! 588 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,005 I'm not sick,I'm drunk. 589 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,833 Well, you'll spend an eternity drunk 590 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:43,921 and in hell 591 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,445 for what you were planning to do. 592 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:46,837 What are you guystalking about? 593 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:47,882 We found evidence 594 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,318 that ties you to a tortured mannequin 595 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,841 we found in the woods. 596 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,408 Someone tortured a mannequin? 597 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,844 That's terrible! 598 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,846 They're so big, and friendly, and cuddly looking. 599 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:56,978 Cuddly looking? 600 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,414 Why was itin the woods? 601 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,676 Don't they livein the ocean? 602 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,156 I think you're thinking "manatee." 603 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,897 A mannequin is something you put clothes on 604 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,507 and display in a shop window. 605 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,509 Oh, you meana store dummy. 606 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,685 Yeah, I had oneof those last winter. 607 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:09,643 I was frustrated 608 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,253 that I couldn'tscore on Brent, 609 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,037 so I duct-taped oneto a homemade net 610 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,125 and shot pucks at it. 611 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,214 Huh... 612 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,954 That doesn't explain the sleeping bag 613 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,129 and the catalogues. 614 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,827 I taped cataloguesto its legs 615 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,002 for goalie pads, 616 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,786 and belted a sleeping bagaround its waist 617 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,440 to mimic Brent's girth. 618 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,834 : So that's why you could score on me. 619 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,052 Yeah. 620 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,097 It's called practice. 621 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,794 Maybe you should try it. 622 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,449 Oh, I have. 623 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,885 Hey, what do you mean, "girth"? 624 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,283 Wanda, help me out here. 625 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,197 What's this? 626 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,372 A demand for a raise, 627 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,634 since I'm not only a clerk, 628 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,288 but also an IT person. 629 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,289 Hmm. 630 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,159 Well, I have a better idea. 631 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,424 Problem solved. 632 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,208 Here. It's an earlyChristmas present. 633 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,384 A wrist brace? 634 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,907 It's for your carpal tunnel syndrome. 635 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,996 Just as effective, and way cheaper. 636 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,215 Ow! 637 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,782 You don't have to do that anymore! 638 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,131 I know. 639 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,132 Feels great. 640 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,748 ♪ I don't know 641 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,447 ♪ The same things you don't know ♪ 642 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,843 ♪ I don't know 643 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,151 ♪ I just... don't know 644 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,373 ♪ Ooh 645 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,809 ♪ It's a great big place 646 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,028 ♪ Ooh 647 00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,508 ♪ Full of nothin' but space 648 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,554 ♪ Ooh 649 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,512 ♪ And it's my happy place 650 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,080 ♪ I don't know