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[♪♪♪]

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McDavid over to Orr.

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Orr back to McDavid!

4
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That makes no sense.

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They played
in two different eras.

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Fine.

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Orr over to Chamberlain.

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No, that's basketball, you--

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Five hole!

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Ha ha! Nothing but net.

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Lucky shot.

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Last year that would have
been a lucky shot.

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Not this year.

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Ha ha! Toe drag!

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Deke!

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Dangle...

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Top shelf,

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where mom keeps
the peanut butter

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and the EpiPen.

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Whoo!

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[laughs]

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[wheezing] Whew...

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How is this happening?

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I'm the best goalie

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in the Pickerel Valley
Hockey League.

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You're getting slow,
old man. [gasping]

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Look who elseis gassed.

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I'm not gassed.

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This is how I celebrate.

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[vomits]

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You celebrate by hurling?

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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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[♪♪♪]

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[sighs in satisfaction]

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It's great to getout of the office.

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Smell that fresh air.

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Uh, you do remember

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that we're looking
for a dead body.

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That doesn't meanwe can't enjoy nature.

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This is kind of exciting.

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I've never seen a real live
dead body before.

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Well, don't getyour hopes up.

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Lanny tendsto exaggerate things

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like, a hundred zillion times
bigger than they are.

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He probably just saw
a coyote carcass.

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Really?

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Do coyotes have fingers?

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[dramatic violin flourish]

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No, coyotes have paws.

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Now, raccoons,

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they have grabby,
thieving little fingers.

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Davis!

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Look whereI'm pointing.

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Yes, Karen,

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you also
have fingers.

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[sighs] Look!

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[dramatic violin flourish]

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[gasps in shock]

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What's this?

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Don't tell me you trapped
another baby skunk.

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It's an earlyChristmas present.

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Ta-da!

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It's a Beep-Boop machine.

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Why would you
buy that for me?

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Because ofyour complaining.

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[cash register
clacks and rattles]

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'Bout time you got here.

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The air conditioner's broken,

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the washroom toilet's leaking,

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and there's
a family of skunks

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living underneath
the storage room...

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[register clacking]
Argh!

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And this stupid machine
is giving me carpal tunnel.

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Of all the things
I complain about,

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that's the one
you pick?

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But you said "Argh!"

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I already hooked it up,

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so all you need to dois just swipe here...

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[machine beeps in error]

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[error beep]

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You swipe the bar...

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[error beep]

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Here's the manual.

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Happy reading.

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Oh, and one more thing.

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My goalie reflexesare a little rusty,

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so I need you to randomlythrow things at me

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throughout the day.

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Keep me on my toes.

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Not that. Smaller,

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less expensive,and less metal-y.

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Ouch!

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[error beep]

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Lacey, what's withthe bottles?

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Tastes tingly.

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It's hand sanitizer.

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I put bottles
on all of the tables

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when the first sign
of flu season arrives.

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[coughing]

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I'm not sick.

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This is allergies.

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[groans]
You say that every year,

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and every year,
you infect the whole town,

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or has everyone
forgotten

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the snot-pocalypse
of 2012?

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Do you not recall

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the phlegm-ageddon of 2015?

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Do you recall
you're the only one

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who thinks those names
are funny?

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Regardless,

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I'm implementing a mandatory
hand sanitizing rule.

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-What? You're kidding!
-Outrageous!

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No shirt, no shoes,
no sanitizer,

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no service.

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No shoes?
[flies buzzing]

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[groans]
Put sanitizer on those,

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and socks.

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The wrists areduct-taped to a 2 x 4.

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And the head is missing.

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This would be
real disturbing

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if it was a human.

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Yeah.

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Oh well, wanna hikea bit further?

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There's a giantbeaver dam nearby.

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Wait a minute.

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There's a headless
mannequin

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duct-taped to a 2 x 4

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in the middle of the woods,

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and you're not
at all intrigued?

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There's a giant beaver dam
nearby,

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and you're not intrigued?

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Beavers build dams.

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If they built a picnic table,
I'd be intrigued.

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I guess it iskinda creepy.

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All right,we'll stick around

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and noodle on thisfor a bit.

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Yes!

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Pfft...

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Yeah, I got nothing.

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Let's go.

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Davis, come on.

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This beaver dam
is humongous!

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[♪♪♪]

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[scanner beeps]

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Oh!

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[scanner beeps]

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Ooh...

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Are you surethis machine is safe?

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Completely harmless.

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You're wearing
a lead bra, right?

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[laughs]

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Just kidding.

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Here, you try it.

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[scanner beeps]
-Oh!

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See? Any idiot
can do it.

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Okay...
Hello there, Helen.

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I see you're experiencing

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our new scanner
check-out system.

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[error beep]

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It streamlines
the process

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for a more pleasant
customer experience.

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[error beep]

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If you find
the sound "blonk" pleasant.

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She raises a good point.

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You have to make sure

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you hear
the Beep-Boop sound

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to ensure
it's scanned properly.

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[error beep]

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[error beep] [error beep]

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Well, I'll leave you to it.

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[whack]Ouch!

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Keep 'em comin'.

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Those are
my cough drops.

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Whoa, they're
not yours

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until you hear
the Beep-Boop.

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You've done a lot
of crazy things

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in the past, Lacey,

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and I've kept
my mouth shut--

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You've never kept
your mouth shut!

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Using all thisanti-sanitary goop

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is doing more harmthan good.

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Every year, the doctor tries
to give me a flu shot,

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and every year, I tell him
the same thing--

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Go to hell!

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Not true.

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One year you told himto go hump a stump.

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Because
my immune system

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is as strong
as Fort Knock.

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It's "Knox."

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Pardon?

192
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It's not "Knock"...

193
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Who's there?

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[groans] Why do I even--

195
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Listen, if you think
your immune system

196
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is so kick-ass,

197
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then I challenge you

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to follow Hank
around all day

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and try not to catch
his "allergies."

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Challenge
accepted!

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This could be fun.

202
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It's gonna be funand a breeze.

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Breezy fun.[laughs]

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[coughs]

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I gottahit the john.

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[coughing]

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Wash your hands!

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And the walls!

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00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:47,216
Oscar, you have tostick with Hank all day,

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starting now.

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Even when he's...?

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Even when he's...

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[muttering angrily]

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What if he's doing
a number two?

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This feels like
the start of a--

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Stop.

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♪ ...Flunami

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[♪♪♪]

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I can't believe
you weren't impressed.

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Beaver dams are
like icebergs,

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two thirds
below the water.

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Interesting.

223
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Emma's mannequin
isn't in her sewing room.

224
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Looks likewe have a suspect

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for our mannequin murder.

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I guess it's not
really a murder.

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The thing was never alive.

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Mannequin mystery?

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[together]:
Mannequin mystery!

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I can't believe

231
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how absurd
Oscar and Hank are

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with their stupid
germ theory.

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People do need
to be exposed to germs

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to build stronger
immune systems.

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So you agree with Oscar?

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And the last time I did that
was on our wedding day.

237
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And how'd that
work out for ya?

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If anyone's being absurd,

239
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it's you with that
hand sanitizer.

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Maybe I'm being
a little excessive,

241
00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,231
but not to the point
of being fanatical.

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[chuckles]
I am not fanatical.

243
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That's not me--

244
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fanatical...

245
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I challenge you
to not use sanitizer

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for as long as Oscar
has to hang around with Hank.

247
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Challenge accepted.

248
00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,116
Uh, uh, uh...

249
00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,990
Hey, Emma.

250
00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,515
Doing much sewinglately?

251
00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,342
Did you split
your pants again?

252
00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,996
Just answerthe question.

253
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No, I haven't
been sewing much.

254
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Busted!

255
00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,480
It's a littletoo early for that.

256
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Sorry.

257
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Maybe you haven't
been sewing

258
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because your mannequin
is mysteriously missing?

259
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It's at home.

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Say it.

261
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Say what?

262
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Oh, yeah.

263
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Busted!

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We peekedin your window.

265
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There is no mannequinin your sewing room.

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I didn't say it was
in the sewing room.

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I hid it down here

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after I caught Oscar

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doing strangethings with it.

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I want you to kill
every crow you see.

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Hah! Hah!

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Haah!

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[Charleston dance music plays]

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[♪♪♪]

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...each one stranger
than the last,

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00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:55,692
and now can I ask

277
00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,738
why you were peekingin my window?

278
00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,740
It's on
a need-to-know basis,

279
00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:00,610
and I didn't
need to know

280
00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,046
that stuff
about Oscar.

281
00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,961
[♪♪♪]

282
00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:08,009
[wheezing]

283
00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,184
[yelps]

284
00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,707
Jeebus Christmas,

285
00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:11,969
I thoughtyou were a zombie.

286
00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:15,016
I'm not sick, I'm justhaving a reaction.

287
00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,627
That's why I'm making him
buy allergy medicine.

288
00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,150
Yeah, I'll wash it down
with this energy drink,

289
00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,282
and I should be
right as rai--

290
00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,023
[coughing and hacking]

291
00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:22,850
--rain.

292
00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:23,851
[spritzing]

293
00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,069
[spluttering]

294
00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:26,549
Is that sanitizer?

295
00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,681
It's vitamin C.

296
00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:28,682
It says
"window cleaner."

297
00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:29,944
Lemon scented.

298
00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,989
Stop dithering
and ring us up.

299
00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,643
I'm not touchinganything you touched.

300
00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,340
Hold your breathand ring yourselves out.

301
00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,341
[inhales deeply]

302
00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,604
[scanner beeping]

303
00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,606
Now take your change
and go exhale outside.

304
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,652
You see how they did that?

305
00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:43,697
Then have at 'er.

306
00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:44,698
[inhales deeply]

307
00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:45,873
[scanner beeps]

308
00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,135
[♪♪♪]

309
00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:49,833
I can't believe

310
00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,531
we don't see
more hobos in town

311
00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,054
with all the fire pits
out here.

312
00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,185
How do you knowit's hobos?

313
00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,839
Harmonica.

314
00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,928
Classic hobo instrument.

315
00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,582
Also found a belt
and a sleeping bag.

316
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,236
Classic hobo bedroom.

317
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,933
Insensitive.

318
00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:03,760
What did you find?

319
00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,632
Catalogues.

320
00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,547
I gathered way more
evidence than you.

321
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:08,417
I win.

322
00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,680
It's nota competition.

323
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,813
Hold the phone.

324
00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:18,209
Holy crap,
it's the mannequin head!

325
00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,950
With Brent's face on it.

326
00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,561
[dramatic violin flourish]

327
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,128
Well, a picture
of Brent's face.

328
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,390
Do you know
what this means?

329
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,305
Hobos hate Brent?

330
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,611
I think this means

331
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,787
everything someone did
to the mannequin,

332
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,267
they want to do to Brent.

333
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,790
Whoa.

334
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,575
This just went
from a fake crime

335
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,272
to an actual crime--

336
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,535
Well, a practice crime
for the actual crime.

337
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,884
We need to warn Brent.

338
00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:41,842
No!

339
00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,017
That'll freak him out,

340
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,714
which will tip offour suspect.

341
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,586
If we're going to catchthis psycho,

342
00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,284
we need Brent to actas normal as possible.

343
00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:52,417
[pouring]

344
00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,723
What the hell
are you doing?

345
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,029
If I'm going to bethe best goalie,

346
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,074
I have to sharpenall my senses,

347
00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,207
including my hearing.

348
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,905
[boomerang spinning]

349
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,080
[whack]

350
00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,430
Incoming!

351
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:06,344
[whack]

352
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,085
Ow! Okay, time out.

353
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:08,912
[♪♪♪]

354
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,612
[♪♪♪]

355
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,136
I think I found a way
to connect these things.

356
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,360
You're just physically
connecting them with yarn.

357
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:23,840
That's not police work.

358
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,364
I see it in police shows
all the time.

359
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,757
At least I'm trying,

360
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,672
instead of flipping through
catalogues.

361
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,804
Shopaholic.

362
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,328
These catalogues
are evidence.

363
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,069
There's duct tape
on the covers

364
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,245
that matches the tape
on the mannequin.

365
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,638
Hang on...

366
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,336
This page is dog-eared.

367
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,468
I know that skirt.

368
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,514
I don't think women
like to be called that.

369
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:47,690
[sniffles]

370
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,039
Oh, man...

371
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,824
Can you believe Lacey?

372
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,129
If she had it her way,

373
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,696
we'd all be living
in plastic bubbles

374
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,306
suckin' soup through a tube.

375
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,351
[sneezes]

376
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,918
Once that allergymedicine kicks in,

377
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,702
it'll just beanother day of you and me

378
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,051
puttin' upwith each other.

379
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,792
Oh, it's already
kicked in.

380
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,838
That energy drink
must have supercharged it.

381
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,231
My heart's thumpin'
like a rabbit,

382
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,755
my fingers are tingly,

383
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,452
my left eye won't focus.

384
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,063
[violent vomiting]

385
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,717
Just what the hellkind of allergies

386
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:15,849
do you have?

387
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,286
[scanner beeping]

388
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,635
[beeping]

389
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,375
[scanner beeping]

390
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,508
Okay, well,

391
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,596
have a nice day.

392
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,423
Mm-hmm.

393
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,165
Rheena! Duck!

394
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:30,951
Ha! You missed!

395
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,735
Aren't you supposed
to stop these?

396
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,868
Ah, dammit.

397
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,652
[scanner beeping]

398
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,827
Hey, what's the deal?

399
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,263
Well, I further
streamlined the system

400
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,743
and eliminated
the middle-woman.

401
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,744
Say hello

402
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,094
to Dog River's
first self-checkout.

403
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,313
Hello,

404
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,618
and this frees you up

405
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,142
to go say helloto the mop.

406
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,360
But you usually mop.

407
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,753
You usually
run the till.

408
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,320
Off you go.

409
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,148
[error beep]

410
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,018
[beeping]

411
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,063
But first come back

412
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,586
and help Phil
with the scanner.

413
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,066
[whack] Ow!

414
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,676
Always in the head.

415
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,375
How's it going,
Lacey?

416
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,116
You look
uncomfortable.

417
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,640
I'm managing just fine.

418
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,773
Oh, look,
a french fry.

419
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,688
Shame to waste it.

420
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,690
Ew, gross!

421
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,474
Relax, it's a fry
from my own plate

422
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,867
that you just cleared.

423
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,390
Your plateis still beside you.

424
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,391
Oh.

425
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,741
Still doesn't bother me.

426
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,178
Oh...

427
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,788
[gagging quietly]

428
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,225
[yelps]

429
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,966
What are you doing
back here?

430
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,794
I noticed that yellow skirt
you're wearing

431
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,361
in a catalogue recently.

432
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,493
Buying clothes from a catalogue?

433
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,278
That's kind of
a weird thing to do.

434
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,496
Why is that weird?

435
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,671
I order
from a catalogue

436
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:40,977
because I don't like
to try on clothes

437
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,109
other people
have touched,

438
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,067
which is perfectly normal,

439
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,547
because I'm normal.

440
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,376
And where are these
catalogues now?

441
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,247
I put them
in the recycling bin.

442
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,335
And I suppose
you think

443
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,250
that makes you
a good person.

444
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,251
Not particularly.

445
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,339
Well, it should.

446
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,950
Recycling is important.

447
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,603
Looks like another dead end.

448
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,083
We're going to need more yarn.

449
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,390
That does nothing!

450
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,435
[♪♪♪]

451
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,698
[sniffles]

452
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,962
Thank god for thatallergy stuff.

453
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,833
I feel like 100%.

454
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,530
Time for a pocket donut.

455
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,098
Maybe you should
eat something

456
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,752
healthier than a donut,

457
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,362
like an apple fritter.

458
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,364
I'm just happy to havemy appetite back.

459
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,931
I feel like I could--

460
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:22,845
[sneezes]

461
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:23,759
Oh.

462
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,892
Mm.

463
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,720
Don't wipe that off
with your fingers.

464
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:29,809
Well, that's way worse.

465
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,680
[slurping]

466
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:32,637
[error beep]

467
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,248
[error beep]

468
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,771
Wanda?

469
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,599
[error beep]
[error beep] [error beep]

470
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,296
Wanda!

471
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,907
[scanner beeps]

472
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:42,691
[error beep]

473
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,040
Wanda!

474
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,216
Hey, what gives?

475
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,827
All the chores I gave you
are half finished.

476
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,568
I have to keep helping people
with the scanner.

477
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,918
Not to mention a certain boss

478
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,876
keeps hassling me
to throw things at him.

479
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,051
I thoughtyou liked that.

480
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,748
Nothing's fun
if you have to do it.

481
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,185
Well, getthose things done,

482
00:13:58,228 --> 00:13:59,795
after you stackthe motor oil,

483
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,058
and keep thoseforeign objects coming.

484
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,886
But don't throw any oil cans.

485
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,322
They could do
some real damage.

486
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,456
Course not.
Wouldn't dream of it.

487
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,850
[♪♪♪]

488
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,071
Hey, that's cheating!

489
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,334
No one said anything
about using tools.

490
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,945
Why don't you just admit

491
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,729
you can't live
without sanitizer?

492
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,339
You're a gel junkie.

493
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,340
I'm not a junkie.

494
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,908
I just...I'm not like you.

495
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,649
I don't comefrom a long line

496
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,303
of strong prairie women!

497
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,695
You think I'm strong?

498
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:31,871
Are you kidding?

499
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,612
You're tough
and durable,

500
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,005
like an oldcatcher's mitt.

501
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,267
Rugged and leathery,

502
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,052
and this isn't
coming out right at all.

503
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,489
My point is, I'm squeamish.

504
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,359
Fine.

505
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,317
Use the stick.

506
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,060
Ugh!

507
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,409
That was cheating,

508
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,106
and disgusting and erotic.

509
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,195
Not erotic.
I didn't say "erotic."

510
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,327
[chuckles]

511
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:55,546
[gags]

512
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,939
Why do I keep doing that?

513
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:58,854
[sneezes]

514
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,160
Good Gordon!

515
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,248
You treat the world

516
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,293
like it's your own
personal petri dish.

517
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,991
You're the one who saidI should eat better.

518
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,079
[cell phone rings]

519
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:06,993
What do you want?

520
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:07,994
And who is this?

521
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,430
[quietly]It's Lacey.

522
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,693
I'm callingon behalf of Emma.

523
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,261
She wants you tocome back to The Ruby.

524
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,349
She, uh...

525
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,611
She misses you.

526
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,742
Misses me?

527
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,092
That doesn't
sound right.

528
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,310
[cell phone rings]

529
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,485
Hey, Emma.

530
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,183
Hand your phoneto Oscar.

531
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,010
[yelps]

532
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,750
[sneezes]

533
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,535
Yech!

534
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:28,449
Hello?

535
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,363
Stick with Hank.

536
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,799
This isn'tover yet.

537
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,148
Don't comeback here.

538
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,758
Now, that sounds
more like Emma.

539
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,673
[♪♪♪]

540
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,980
I really feel like
we should warn Brent.

541
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,939
If you care about Brent,you'll keep quiet

542
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,289
so we can use himas bait.

543
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,551
Fill 'er up?

544
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:44,508
What happened
to your head?

545
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,901
Oh, my god,

546
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,468
that psycho killergot to you!

547
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,035
You're luckyto be alive.

548
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:49,992
I know I am.

549
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,124
Furthermore,

550
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,168
what the hell are
you talking about?

551
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,648
Way to keep
a lid on it.

552
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,476
We found a mannequin
in the woods

553
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,912
that looks like
it's been tortured,

554
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,350
and the head of the mannequin
has your face on it.

555
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,308
Oh.

556
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,396
Well, that's...

557
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,572
just a little
horribly unnerving.

558
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,703
Have you noticed anyone

559
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,227
acting aggressivelytowards you?

560
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,097
Not really.

561
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:08,968
[whack]

562
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,143
Except Wanda,

563
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,448
but I told her
to do that.

564
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,149
[♪♪♪]

565
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:18,412
Lacey?

566
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,456
What?

567
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,849
You want me
to lick ketchup

568
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,285
off some
dirty plates?

569
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,852
Maybe stick my face
in Lanny's chili?

570
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,682
Do you have any pudding mix?

571
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,466
Oscar put some
in my coffee once,

572
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,903
and now I've developed
a taste for it.

573
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,688
Ah, sure,

574
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,559
pudding mix in coffee is fine,

575
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:38,780
but I make a latte once,
and everyone freaks.

576
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:39,694
[gasps]

577
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,130
[dramatic violin flourish]

578
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,698
[sighing] Oh...

579
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,311
Your stupid motor oilis stacked.

580
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,834
What's your deal?

581
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,401
The cops just told me

582
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,360
some crazy person
wants to kill me.

583
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,405
You don't have to be crazy
to want that.

584
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,407
I'm serious.
I'm a little freaked out.

585
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,974
I'm going to need you
to pump gas

586
00:16:59,018 --> 00:16:59,757
and finish up the chores.

587
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:00,715
What?

588
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,195
I can't go outside.

589
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,197
I'm sticking around the till
where it's safe.

590
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,720
[error beep]

591
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,374
Oh, you'll also have to
help people with the scanner.

592
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,288
Come on!

593
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,029
Look, if someone wants you dead,

594
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,639
it doesn't matter
where you're standing.

595
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,510
It's not like your reflexes
will save you.

596
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,381
Ah!

597
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,601
Holy crap!

598
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,473
I think fear has ramped up
your reflexes.

599
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,301
You're...
you're like a ninja!

600
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,216
A trembling, spineless ninja!

601
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,086
Hah!

602
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:24,956
Ho!

603
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,045
Hey-oh!

604
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,002
[error beep]

605
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,264
Wanda!

606
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,353
Now that Brent's
been tipped off,

607
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:31,920
we have to lock
this case up pronto

608
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,791
before he spooks
our psychopath.

609
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:37,186
I bet there's something
with this sleeping bag.

610
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,145
If there's even
the slightest clue,

611
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,798
no matter how microscopic,

612
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,322
we'll find it.

613
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,888
You mean like this one?

614
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,241
I don't see any hairs or fibres,

615
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,677
but sure,
that might be a lead.

616
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,591
Davis...

617
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,288
Hank is our psycho.

618
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,507
[gasps in shock]

619
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,378
[blows a dramatic trill]

620
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,597
Ew.

621
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,729
First you want me
to eat fruit,

622
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,209
and now you're
buying me whiskies?

623
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,819
Whenever I gotthe slightest sniffle,

624
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,821
my dad would alwayspull out the whiskey

625
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,214
and give me a shot.

626
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,346
I'm not sick.

627
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,477
This is for me.

628
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,131
I'm feeling a ticklein my throat...

629
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,437
[sneezes]

630
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,093
...can't imaginewhere that came from.

631
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,311
Hey! That's my glass.

632
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,182
[spits]

633
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,618
I'm sorry.
My bad.

634
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,576
I think it's timewe call it a day.

635
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,883
[♪♪♪]

636
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:25,016
[humming in contentment]

637
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,409
Wait a minute.

638
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,411
You're not twitchy
or paranoid.

639
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,152
What's going on?

640
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,414
Maybe I've just
gotten used to working

641
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,329
in a contaminated
environment.

642
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,940
The fact that you usedthe word "contaminated"

643
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,116
makes me think not.

644
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,160
Think what you want.

645
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,901
I'm just fine.

646
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,120
[humming]

647
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,600
Die, germs, die!

648
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,169
[groaning]

649
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,867
Well, how wasyour day with Hank?

650
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,695
It was like someone
took the sneeze guard

651
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,089
off an "all you can
barf" buffet.

652
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,743
And yet you look fine.

653
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:56,657
See, Lacey?

654
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,572
Oscar was with Hank
all day,

655
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,008
and he's fit
as a fiddle,

656
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:03,098
and you handled
contaminated stuff all day,

657
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,143
and you're
completely fine.

658
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,100
Ha!

659
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,580
I'm fine because

660
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,973
I've been secretly
using hand sanitizer

661
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,714
from this bottle I found.

662
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,673
Well, double ha!

663
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,848
I planted that bottle,

664
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,545
and it's just hand lotion.

665
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:16,851
You mean...

666
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,332
Your hands have been germy
this whole time...

667
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,072
but incredibly soft.

668
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,204
I hate to say

669
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,075
I told you so,
Lacey, but...

670
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,251
you're a loser.

671
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,469
If it's one thing

672
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,992
this leathery oldcatcher's mitt knows,

673
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,125
it's that a few germs won't--

674
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,213
[Lacey and Oscar both sneeze]

675
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,172
Great...

676
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,217
Let me guess how this ends.

677
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,741
[police siren wailing]

678
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,178
Freeze, sicko!

679
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,005
I'm not sick,I'm drunk.

680
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,833
Well, you'll spend
an eternity drunk

681
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:43,921
and in hell

682
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,445
for what you were
planning to do.

683
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:46,837
What are you guystalking about?

684
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:47,882
We found evidence

685
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,318
that ties you to
a tortured mannequin

686
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,841
we found
in the woods.

687
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,408
Someone tortured a mannequin?

688
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,844
That's terrible!

689
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,846
They're so big, and friendly,
and cuddly looking.

690
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:56,978
Cuddly looking?

691
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,414
Why was itin the woods?

692
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,676
Don't they livein the ocean?

693
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,156
I think you're thinking
"manatee."

694
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,897
A mannequin is something
you put clothes on

695
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,507
and display
in a shop window.

696
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,509
Oh, you meana store dummy.

697
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,685
Yeah, I had oneof those last winter.

698
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:09,643
I was frustrated

699
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,253
that I couldn'tscore on Brent,

700
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,037
so I duct-taped oneto a homemade net

701
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,125
and shot pucks at it.

702
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,214
Huh...

703
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,954
That doesn't explain
the sleeping bag

704
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,129
and the catalogues.

705
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,827
I taped cataloguesto its legs

706
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,002
for goalie pads,

707
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,786
and belted a sleeping bagaround its waist

708
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,440
to mimic Brent's girth.

709
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,834
[Brent]: So that's why
you could score on me.

710
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,052
Yeah.

711
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,097
It's called practice.

712
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,794
Maybe you should try it.

713
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,449
Oh, I have.

714
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,885
Hey, what do you mean, "girth"?

715
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:35,712
[♪♪♪]

716
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,368
[error beep]

717
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,283
Wanda, help me out here.

718
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,197
What's this?

719
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,372
A demand for a raise,

720
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,634
since I'm not only
a clerk,

721
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,288
but also an IT person.

722
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,289
Hmm.

723
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,159
Well, I have a better idea.

724
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,424
Problem solved.

725
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,208
Here. It's an earlyChristmas present.

726
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,384
A wrist brace?

727
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,907
It's for
your carpal tunnel syndrome.

728
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,996
Just as effective,
and way cheaper.

729
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,215
Ow!

730
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,782
You don't have
to do that anymore!

731
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,131
I know.

732
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,132
Feels great.

733
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:07,004
[♪♪♪]

734
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,748
♪ I don't know

735
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,447
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

736
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,843
♪ I don't know

737
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,151
♪ I just... don't know

738
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,373
♪ Ooh

739
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,809
♪ It's a great big place

740
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,028
♪ Ooh

741
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,508
♪ Full of nothin' but space

742
00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,554
♪ Ooh

743
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,512
♪ And it's my happy place

744
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,080
♪ I don't know