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Oh, that was a heck
of a windstorm.

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You guys must have
been up all night

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responding to
emergency calls.

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Emergency calls?

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Oh, yeah.

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Barely slept a wink.

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Yup.

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Fought the storm all night.

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Whoa! These effects are great!

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I felt that!

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Glad we have
Dog River's finest

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looking out for us.

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Coffee's on me.

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Alriiiiiight!

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Hey, that's my thing.

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What, no one else can use
the word "alright"?

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Also, how come you have
a catchphrase and I don't?

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You can't chase a catchphrase.

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It's not a tornado.

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The catchphrase comes to you.

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Like a tornado.

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Do you two
want breakfast?

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Sounds GRRRRRREAT!

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Okay, you look up
trademark laws,

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and I'll get you
some menus.

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No rush.

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The power is still out
at the station,

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so we'll be working
from here all day,

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if that's cool?

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So cool!

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I've always wanted

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to be part of the dirty,
gritty police world.

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So, when do we start work?

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We are working.

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Not the dirty I was
hoping to see.

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DY-NO-MIIIIITE!

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-Nope.
-Nope.

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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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572 plus 56...

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Nine down, see
twenty-one across...

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Hey, stop number heckling.

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I don't come down
to where you work, and...

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where doyou work?

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Look at this!

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Driverless tractors?

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What's next?

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Electric lawnmowers?

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Can you clam up?

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You're going to make me
lose my spot.

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Your what?

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Gah. Lost my spot.

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Oh... you put

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the "A.D.D."
in "addition."

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You need to learn

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how to focus on
a task like I do.

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I've been studying the
Four-Hour Work Week.

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Four hours a week?

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That would doubleyour workload.

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And anyway, a crosswordisn't a task,

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that's a thing you enjoy.

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Anyone can focuson something they love.

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You ever see mefocus on a hot dog?

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Yeah, for three seconds.

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Then it's a blur of
ketchup and crumbs.

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I, however, have
trained my mind

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to ignore distractions

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and lock onto any task
with laser focus.

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Great. Then you do the books.

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I would have

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seen that coming,

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but I was laser-focused

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on my crossword.

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IOU?

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What the hellis this about?

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Well, Dad,

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sometimes people can't pay
for things right away,

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so they...

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being the "I"...

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"O," i.e. owe...

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me... aka "U."

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This couldn't be more clear,
eh, Wanda?

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Laser focus!

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That wind storm

85
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really did a number
on my garden.

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Even Mother Nature

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deservesto get her party on

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once in a while.

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After last night, Mother Nature
needs an intervention.

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So, what's the cost

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to get that tree cleared
and the shrub trimmed?

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Nothing, just let me
keep the firewood.

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Makes sense.

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You can use it to burn
the left-over leaves.

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No, no, no, I need the leaves
for my swamp monster costume.

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I knew it wouldn't
make sense for long.

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All right, uh...

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I'll go get my chainsaw,hedge clippers,

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and glitter glue.

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Even less sense.

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Won, Helen, Nate?

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Is there anyone in townthat doesn't owe you money?

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Wanda.

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Concentrating.

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I just take
whatever she owes me

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out of her pay cheque.

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Huh? What?
You do what now?

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Laser...

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That's a stupid wayto run a business.

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Wait till thegovernment finds out.

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It's tax evasion!

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No. Is it?

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Don't worry.
She'll make this go away.

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Wanda, cook the books.

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Why do you want it
to go away?

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They owe you money.

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Oh, right.

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It just sounded like something
a cool mobster would say.

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Yeah.

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You're a real Al Capone.

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If Al Capone
was a children's clown.

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What do I admire?

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What is the thing
which gives me joy?

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Tiny cars?

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A squirting flower?

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Good quality make-up wipes?

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The sound of children's
laughter!

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You guys hear squeaking?

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What's going on back there?

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Squeak-a, squeak-a, squeak-a.

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Squeak-a, squeak-a,
squeak-a.

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I think we broke Wanda.

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Hey, focus queen.

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What? I was focused.

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On the numbers.

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Eighty-five, carry
the squeak-a.

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Squeak-a squeak-a
seven.

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Hank, I brought you some--

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Oh, my god, what have you done?

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Don't get mad.

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I'm not done yet.

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I'm not mad.
I'm impressed!

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Oh. Then I'm done.

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It's like an
elephant is emerging

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from the wilds
of the jungle.

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Really? Huh.

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It just kinda happened.

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That's how all true art occurs.

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It exposes itself to us

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so we can expose ourselves
to the art.

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Of course. Of course.

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I had no idea

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you were a topiary
horticulturalist.

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Of course. Of course.

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Wait, was that acompliment or insult?

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Cool elephant.

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You do that, Hank?

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Uh, yup.

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And all I had to do was
expose myself in the shrub.

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Do you think Hank

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could turn my
hedge into a cat?

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I can set something up for you.

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Great, thanks.

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Little old for a lemonade
stand, aren't you?

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It's good, though.

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Wow.

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The energy
in this booth

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is like Dragnet,

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Hill Street Blues,
and Barney Miller

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rolled into one.

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Can I be Fish?

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Have either of you
watched TV this decade?

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Anything I can do?

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I already took
the liberty

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of making a jail.

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Good work.

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No one'll ever escapethat velvet Alcatraz.

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Seriously, if you
need any help,

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like fresh eyes
on a cold case?

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Cold eyes
on a fresh case?

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We're kinda busy right now.

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Hockey equipment
on Amazon?

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Ooh, busting an online
shopping scam?

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Yeah, the crime is

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how prices
sky-rocket in the winter.

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"Six easy steps

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to creating
the perfect catchphrase"?

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You know what?

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Since we're stuckhere in the office,

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why don't you be our eyesand ears on the street?

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Cool!

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Like a police
informant?

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Exactly.

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Eyes and ears.

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But not lips.

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Lips closed.

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Gotcha.

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Zip the lips.

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"Zip the lips"!

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Damn.

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That is a great catchphrase.

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Can I borrow your
Sadie Spy Kit?

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I'm going undercover
for the cops.

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Don't tell anyone,
though.

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It's top secret.

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Undercover?

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What would you even...

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The john is hooked.

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Arrest when the trick's
in progress.

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Hey, Lacey. Nice coat.

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Uhh! Abort!Not a trick!

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This trick will neverbe in progress!

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Wanda does notwant to see this!

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Ooh, mama!

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I do not want to see that!

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Okay, weird.

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Then I'll just buy
these sunglasses.

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No, you won't.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah.

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I'm just super focused.

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What kind of jackass

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lets people take
things from a store

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and pay for
them later?

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You're right.
I'll call Visa

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and tell them
they're being silly.

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You need to grow a spleen
and collect those debts.

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I don't want
to force my friends to pay

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if they can't.

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And it's not much.

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Two bucks here,
five bucks there,

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what's the big deal?

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Two chili dogs here,
five burgers there.

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Now what do you weigh?

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Hmm.

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When you put it that cruelly,
maybe I will take a look.

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I asked for a cat, right?

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'Cause I'm not seeing
the cat part of the cat.

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I believe this isan abstract interpretation

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of the fluidityof the feline form.

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Wasn't that supposed
to be an ear?

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Perhaps... the cat'snot listening

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because the artist islistening to the cat.

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Ah. Now I see it.

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What's an artist gotta do

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to get a glass of water
around here?

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So sorry, Hank!

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00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,310
Sparkling or tap?

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Half and half.

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00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,226
You want watered-downwater?

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Emma, could you please

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not have people
speak directly to me?

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Nice.

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Okay, let's see what secrets
this town holds.

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Last night, I caught Rheena
cheating at bridge.

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: Hmm...

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I scammed Davis out
of giving me a ticket

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using the "C'mon"
argument.

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♪ Camptown racist
Five times wrong ♪

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♪ All the live-long day!

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: Oh!

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None of these things
are crimes.

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This last one
is just a mixed-up song.

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But we do need to discuss
your susceptibility

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to the "C'mon" argument.

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Not now.

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Lacey, you're a loose cannon.

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You're off the beat.

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C'mon!

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Okay, you're in.

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C'mon!

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Right.

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Sorry, Lacey, you're done.

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00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:57,580
C'mon!

275
00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:58,581
She makes a good point.

276
00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,104
-Ugh!
-Yes!

277
00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,932
I'll find a crime
if it kills me.

278
00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,412
Which would be a crime.

279
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,588
But I'd be dead and couldn't
investigate it.

280
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:08,199
Wow, your jobs are hard.

281
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,898
And that's whymy catchphrase is...

282
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,334
job hard!

283
00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,597
Yecch, that's the
worst one yet.

284
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,469
Jeez, that is
a whack of cabbage.

285
00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,515
That's enough cabbage
to hire someone

286
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,343
to whack your
cabbage for you!

287
00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:22,953
I hope I don't know
what that means.

288
00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:25,390
But this isn't personal money,
it belongs to Corner Gas.

289
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:26,783
And don't forget

290
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,003
who sold you this cash camel
in the first place!

291
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,440
Yeah, well, anyway,
I should get moving.

292
00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,703
These debts won't collect
themselves, will they?

293
00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:34,661
Will they?

294
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:35,792
'Cause I usually nap around--

295
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,751
You're too soft.

296
00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,666
What you need
is some muscle for backup.

297
00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,885
You're right.
I should call Mom.

298
00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:42,886
Aw, hmph!

299
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:51,286
Okay, get in and outnice and quick.

300
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,114
Eye contact,jab him with the bill,

301
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,419
don't let himfight back.

302
00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,986
Relax. It's Phil.

303
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,248
It's not Mike Tyson.

304
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,641
Now, stay here.

305
00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,208
I don't want you
making it weird.

306
00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:02,819
Well, that got weird.

307
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,647
You can't even getwhat's owed to you

308
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,257
without screwing it up.

309
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,868
Phil had a good point.

310
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:11,088
He owes me 20, but he's also
given me a lot of free perks.

311
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,002
Chairs.

312
00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,090
Coasters.

313
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,657
Geo-political tête-à-têtes.

314
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,267
All things you'resupposed to get

315
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,095
when you drinkat a bar!

316
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,270
Damn, he's good.

317
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,184
Yeah.

318
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,403
He's like Mike Tyson,

319
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,231
except he talkedyour ear off.

320
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:28,149
Wanda, do you haveany gardening gloves?

321
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,933
I'm focusing here!

322
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,369
Stay outta my head.

323
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:33,763
These'll do.

324
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:36,505
We have to protect those
talented hands of yours.

325
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,506
:I had no idea

326
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,595
being an artistwas so much work.

327
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,075
I thought it was justfancy cigarettes

328
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,685
and berets.

329
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:49,518
Paint me like one of your
exotic foreign fillies.

330
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,260
Wanda, how muchare these gloves?

331
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,740
Sicko!

332
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:54,784
What'd I do?

333
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,568
There you are, Hank.

334
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,745
When do you think you canget at my boxwood?

335
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,050
Pervert!

336
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,095
Pervert?

337
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,183
Who's a
pervert?

338
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:03,750
You're the one
walking the streets.

339
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:04,794
What?

340
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,187
How come she doesn't
get slapped?

341
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,536
We're takingthese gloves.

342
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,146
Fine! Everyone, go!

343
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,234
Leave me alone!

344
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,237
You're all fogging
my brain laser.

345
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:14,717
Now that they're gone,

346
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,153
about
this pervert...

347
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,285
Lasering!

348
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,855
Hey, Won.

349
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,595
I need to collect
that 50 bucks you owe me.

350
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,772
Ohh, jeez, that's bad timing.

351
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,904
We're a little strapped
for cash right now.

352
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,645
Hey, Dad, our new
iPads arrived.

353
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,299
Finally!

354
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,344
Those ones were coveredin fingerprints.

355
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,391
Anyway, as I was saying,cash flow, you know?

356
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,435
Oh, I hear ya.

357
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,915
Catch you next time.

358
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,788
What kind of hinky
nickel switcheroo

359
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,094
are you trying to--

360
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,226
Oh, so that's how
it's gonna be.

361
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:49,752
Close enough.

362
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,493
Heh heh heh!

363
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:54,583
Ooh!

364
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,933
Is it goingto be a duck?

365
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,979
I really want itto be a duck.

366
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:02,417
Whereas some artists
choose a subject,

367
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,812
Hank removes pieces until the
essence of the subject appears.

368
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,728
Ahhhh!

369
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,425
Emma, tell Hank
he's been commissioned

370
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,774
to do a topiary

371
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,820
representing
the town of Dog River.

372
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:14,690
Deal!

373
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:23,612
Uh, I believe there's a bead
of sweat on my brow?

374
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,880
Not that I'm ever unhappy
to see a wheel of cheese,

375
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,360
but why do you have
a wheel of cheese?

376
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,622
Won owed you 50 bucks.

377
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,276
This is worth 45.

378
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,799
Consider that debt paid.

379
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,540
Oh, good idea.

380
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,369
I could barter for goods
instead of asking for the cash.

381
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,718
Far less awkward.

382
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,588
Smart thinking, Dad.

383
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,981
Damn straight.

384
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,375
I've been doing business
since you were still--

385
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,377
We gonna crack that
thing or what?

386
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,727
I can't believe

387
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,077
my parents think I stolea wheel of cheese.

388
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,819
Like one person could eat
an entire wheel of cheese.

389
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,779
Must be a shopliftingsyndicate or something.

390
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,303
Shoot!

391
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,392
Lost my eBay bid on
those hockey gloves.

392
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:05,741
You think that's bad?

393
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,353
This online catchphrase creator
is the worst.

394
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,486
: Well, that's
a kick in the kitten!

395
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,662
Tell that to my 'stache!

396
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:16,317
Kiss my dusty backdraft!

397
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,622
Don't hate that last one.

398
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,103
Word on the street is

399
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,410
there's a cheese thieftargeting Foo Mart.

400
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,629
Cheese thief. Pfft.

401
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,110
Are they in cahoots
with the cracker cartel?

402
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,199
Actually, that sounds serious.

403
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,245
We'll stay here,
and you go check it out.

404
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:34,465
Oh, yeah. Go.

405
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,640
Take your time.

406
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,947
Get all the information you can.

407
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:41,472
Copy that loudand clear, m'dear.

408
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,865
"Loud and clear, m'dear."

409
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,041
She's a catchphrase machine.

410
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,959
Wow, Hank's finished already?

411
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,398
Your best work yet!

412
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,226
The dog is literally
in the river,

413
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,186
drowning in the expanse
of his own existence.

414
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,057
I haven't started yet.

415
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,190
Why was it covered
with the tarp?

416
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,278
So I could remember

417
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,323
which shrub I wassupposed to work on.

418
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,500
I don't knowwhat I'm doing.

419
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:10,937
No, you don't.

420
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,069
And I've been fooling myself
into thinking you did.

421
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,462
The elephantwas an accident,

422
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,551
but you sawthe beauty in it.

423
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,770
You're the realartist, Emma.

424
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,511
I don't know
if I'm ready for this.

425
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,383
Don't worry,it's great.

426
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,124
I mean, you getslapped a lot...

427
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,995
but hey, free water!

428
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,001
Hey, Mavis, I'm here to collect
the $20 you owe me for gas.

429
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,742
You can pay cash, or...

430
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,702
What the hell are you goingto do with a fondue pot?

431
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:38,921
Fondue something?

432
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,357
Till then,
cheese me, Daddy.

433
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:57,461
My IOU list is now
IOU-seless.

434
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,463
You're not out of thewoods yet, buddy boy.

435
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,465
I know, I still have
to pick a toenail polish.

436
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,206
No, I mean what areyou going to do

437
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,121
with all that junkyou have now?

438
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,209
I'll think
of something.

439
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:07,384
You're just
out of sorts

440
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,995
because we ate a whole
wheel of cheese.

441
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,561
I had one slice!

442
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,563
You're right, we should
be ashamed of ourselves.

443
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,697
So the cheese
was just payment

444
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:16,959
for Brent's IOU?

445
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,048
That's disappointing.

446
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,223
Says you.

447
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:23,400
We owed him 50,
and the cheese was 45.

448
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,141
Five bucks is a lot
when you're a small business

449
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,012
trying to eke out a living.

450
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:26,969
Oop.

451
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,144
My smart watch says

452
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,189
my Fitbit
is done charging.

453
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,407
Time to hit
the treadmill.

454
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,716
Is that
a hover board?

455
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:39,939
It's so much morepeaceful in here

456
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,984
without Laceybugging us.

457
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,594
: Yeah, we'll have
to find another goose

458
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,639
for her to chase.

459
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,904
So not only wasthe cheese stolen,

460
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,472
but Won said there'sa massive theft ring in town,

461
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,170
and everyone's being extortedfor protection money!

462
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,780
Sounds like the mafia to me.

463
00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,437
I think we'd know if there was
mafia in Dog River.

464
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,222
Yeah? Why isthe police station

465
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,616
the only buildingstill without power?

466
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,966
...Mafia.

467
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,016
Hey, what the hell?

468
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,365
I'm crunching numbers here,

469
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,106
and you're playing
"Baby's First Flea Market"?

470
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,326
Flea Market?That's not a bad idea.

471
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,458
If I sell all the stuffI bartered for,

472
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,546
I'll be rolling in dough.

473
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,157
Uh-oh.

474
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,904
Would you stop eating the boat?

475
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,037
Wait. Did you say
"rowing in dough"

476
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,908
or "rolling in dough"?

477
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,608
That's the last boxfrom the car.

478
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,696
Thanks.

479
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,350
Now, help me take it
back outside.

480
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,177
I'm having a yard sale.

481
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,352
No way!

482
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,962
I've been helping you all day.

483
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,572
I deserve compensation.

484
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,445
You already got a pedicure
and a slice of cheese.

485
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,795
Grab a box, and
don't scuff your nail polish.

486
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,363
Fine. I'll take my own payment.

487
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,451
Heh heh.

488
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,192
I'm telling you,

489
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,846
this crime ring is biggerthan you can imagine.

490
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,979
If the mafia was
in Dog River,

491
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,677
we'd see more crime than
a missing cheese wheel.

492
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:09,376
Yeah. Like extortion
or fencing of stolen items.

493
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,464
Hey, Josh,

494
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,595
wanna buy a blender?

495
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,988
Hundred bucks!

496
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,338
A hundred?That's extortion.

497
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,992
Why are you
selling a blender?

498
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,907
It's my cut of the take.

499
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,692
Brent thinks he can screw meout of the loot?

500
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,129
He may be the big boss,

501
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,869
but he'snot the boss of me!

502
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,441
That looks a lot
like loot!

503
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,269
Lacey was right.

504
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,705
Brent's heading up

505
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,751
a stolen merch
fencing operation.

506
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,057
You mean Brent's
clean-cut,

507
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,101
baby-face thing

508
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,755
has been a facade
all along?

509
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,104
My stars.

510
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,933
Time to formulate a cop plan.

511
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,849
And then we...Book 'em, Davis!

512
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,329
Nope, hate that onealready.

513
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,335
Ladies and gentlemen,
Hank has created

514
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,989
his most ambitious piece
of living art to date.

515
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:04,039
Behold the Dog River
Dog in River!

516
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,870
As you can see,

517
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:12,003
the artist has clearlyentered his literal phase.

518
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,702
I think I can
speak for myself.

519
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:17,705
You see, uh, it's a dog.

520
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,489
In a river.

521
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,100
'Cause...

522
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,318
Dog River.

523
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:25,278
Such a pedestrianinterpretation.

524
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,888
Where's the subtlety?

525
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:27,976
The subtext?

526
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,456
If I can see the art,

527
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,284
where's the art,
right, Emma?

528
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,677
Uh... I havesomething to say.

529
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:34,939
Oh, thank God.

530
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,332
Tell 'em, Emma.

531
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,377
They're right.

532
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,161
This is terrible.

533
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,729
You reallycrapped the bed, Hank.

534
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,166
Crapped the bed?

535
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,125
This wasn't even me!

536
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,170
Now he's in
his self-doubt phase.

537
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,432
So sad.

538
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,043
Hey, Brent, get this!

539
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:52,957
It's so funny.

540
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,394
I told Karen and Davis

541
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,178
that there is
a mafia in town,

542
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,005
and they think that...

543
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:57,962
Hey.

544
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,181
What's all
that stuff?

545
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,051
Freeze!

546
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,314
: Uh-oh.

547
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,533
What's going on,
friends I've known for years

548
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,622
who are now
pointing guns at me?

549
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,277
We know about yourunderground theft ring.

550
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,367
We got a tip froma secret informant.

551
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:12,847
Thanks, Lacey.

552
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,109
I was just messing
with you guys

553
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,285
because you sent me on
a wild goose chase.

554
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,765
So Brent's nota mafia kingpin?

555
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,201
Kingpin?

556
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,899
I'm a simple flea market
manager, right, Wanda?

557
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,207
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

558
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:30,038
Okay, that's the kingpin
and the goose chase;

559
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,431
where's the flea part?

560
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,607
: Damn,she's locked in.

561
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,348
Look, I didn't steal anything.

562
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,219
I got the idea
to barter for this stuff

563
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,308
when Won gave my dad
a cheese wheel.

564
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,615
Please don't ask
for the evidence.

565
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,878
Everything my sonsays is true.

566
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,053
My bad.

567
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,229
Except that I didn'tbarter for the cheese.

568
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,491
I took it.

569
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,102
So you stole
the cheese?

570
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,234
Your bad.

571
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,541
Let's talk aboutthis downtown.

572
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:57,196
And by "downtown,"
I mean The Ruby.

573
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,762
Ooh! How muchfor the hockey gloves?

574
00:19:58,806 --> 00:19:59,633
Twenty bucks?

575
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:00,590
Can I owe you?

576
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,288
Sure, just write me
an IOU.

577
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,290
Alriiight!

578
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,248
Look out, king headpin!

579
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,904
Your goose is being stolen
by a giant talking flea!

580
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,823
What the hell
kind of jail is this?

581
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,868
I demand to talk to my lawyer!

582
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,653
Clap your trap, convict.

583
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:20,828
Is that your new catchphrase?

584
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,830
Nah, I'm done with that.

585
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,266
When in doubt, over and out.

586
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,789
Ooh, can I have that one?

587
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,183
Aah!

588
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,750
: Pretty awesomeswamp monster, huh?

589
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,710
None of you peopleunderstand art!

590
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,191
You're stillworking on those books?

591
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,019
So muchfor laser focus.

592
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:41,849
Neeeeyoooow... neeyooow...

593
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:42,850
Are you slicing mein half

594
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:43,981
with laser eyes?

595
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,027
Yup. And here
comes the steamroller.

596
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,116
Rum-rum-rum-rum-rum.

597
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:48,899
Pfft.

598
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:49,987
Ew.

599
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,380
Just finish upthe books.

600
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:52,773
I need to knowwhere I stand.

601
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,035
Fine.

602
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,689
Why is the first entry
in accounts payable

603
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:56,907
an IOU to Oscar

604
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,866
for the sale
of Corner Gas?

605
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,084
When you bought
this place,

606
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,738
did you forget
to pay him?

607
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,131
No.

608
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,132
He forgot to collect.

609
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,748
♪ I don't know

610
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,403
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

611
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,843
♪ I don't know

612
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,107
♪ I just... don't know

613
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,329
♪ Ooh

614
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,765
♪ It's a great big place

615
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,985
♪ Ooh

616
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,465
♪ Full of nothin' but space

617
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,510
♪ Ooh

618
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,512
♪ And it's my happy place

619
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,036
♪ I don't know