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[♪♪♪]

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This is terrible.

3
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Not the beer,
you nobsicle, this!

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Bad news out
of Wullerton.

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[all spitting]

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Their weekly newspaperis shutting down.

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Poor Wullerton.

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[all spitting]

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Yup, papers are either
going digital

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or they're dying.

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It's all the rage.

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What are you doing,

13
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conducting
an invisible choir?

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Waving down
a tiny waitress?

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A third thing
that's funnier?

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Well, by myair calculations,

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our paper must beon the chopping block too.

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What?

19
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That paper is the lifeblood
of this town!

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We need to save it.

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Who's with me?

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[angrily] I said,
who's with me?

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I say let it die.

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Kill the paper,
kill the paperboy!

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Hmm, murdering a child
seems a tad harsh,

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even for you.

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Oh, please,
that boy's a monster.

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Top of the morning, Mr. Leroy!

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Ooh!

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That was no accident.

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Oh, uh, yes, dear.

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Save the Howler.

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[muttering]:
I'll kill that paper

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if it's
the last thing I do.

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You're going against Mom,so it probably will be.

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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
You're so wrong ♪

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[♪♪♪]

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How was breakfast?

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Well, I don't mean to complain,

41
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but I ordered bacon and eggs,
you gave me eggs and bacon.

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Yeah, I turned
the plate around.

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It's like having
breakfast in Australia.

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Ooh, exotic.

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Can I get a coffee to go?

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I'm swamped. How aboutI bring it by later?

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Whatever you say,
City Walk.

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"City Walk"? [chuckles]

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Wh-what does that mean?

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Nothin'. [gas bell chimes]

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Don't go all Lacey on me.

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"Go all Lacey"?

53
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What does that mean? Wha...?

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If we're gonna
save the Howler,

55
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we need to help it
generate revenue.

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Okay, but why do you care
about the paper so much?

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I have my reasons.

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Why do you care?

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Crossword.

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You do the Howler
crossword?

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It's my 30-second warm-up
for the Times crossword.

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You've got to crawl
before you perambulate.

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[♪♪♪]

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[crow cawing]

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Aah!

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Not again!

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[crow cawing]

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Officer under attack.
Officer under attack!

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What is it
with that crow?

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That is the third time
this week.

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Maybe you smelllike a worm.

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Ever think of that?

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Not even once.

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[forced] Oh, hey,
more homemade muffins.

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Is this the orgasmic
gluttony kind?

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Organic
and gluten free? Yes.

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Oh.

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All right.

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I've got a planto kill the paperboy.

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Okay, step one,
count me out.

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You can't be out.It was your idea.

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My idea?

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I've always been
very against murder.

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It's kind of my thing.

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I just mean kill the paper.

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You're going to help me do

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one of those digital
in-line news things.

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Step two,
no, I'm not.

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I'll pay you.Five bucks.

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Tempting offer,
but sadly,

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I've sent my computer
to the Internet

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for repairs,

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so... no.

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I'll take thatas a yes.

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Oh, and step three,

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don't tellyour mother.

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[door opens and closes]

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Step four,

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continue searching
for biological father.

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[♪♪♪]

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[Lacey, thinking]: Buy
whipped cream, ketchup, eggs.

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Whipped cream,
ketchup, eggs.

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"Going all Lacey"?

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What does that even mean?

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Is he saying
I get inside my own head?

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I don't get inside my own--

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Dammit, Lacey!

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City Walk?

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I mean, I don't have
a city walk.

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Wait, what is a city walk?

111
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Brent's just so--

112
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Dammit, Lacey!

113
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Well, at least
I don't walk like that.

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[crow cawing]

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You okay?

116
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A crow keeps
dive-bombing me.

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That wasn't a crow.

118
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It's justmy ringtone.

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[ringtone of crow cawing]

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[shudders]

121
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That's like nails
on a chalkboard.

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Oh, I have that one too!

123
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["ahooga" horn sounds]

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Oh, I must've changed that.

125
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Anyway, if you'rehaving crow trouble,

126
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I'm an expert.

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I find that
hard to believe.

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Nah, I've gotthe whole kit.

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Nerf gun and, uh...

130
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other stuff.

131
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Fine, you can help,

132
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but only because
I'm desperate.

133
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Oh, I specializein desperate.

134
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Now, that I believe.

135
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[♪♪♪]

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Oh, hey, Mom.

137
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Dad told me notto tell you something.

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What is it?

139
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He wants me to help himkill the Howler

140
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by setting upan online version.

141
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[groans]

142
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I should have married
Wilbur Watson

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when I had the chance.

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Who's he?

145
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A guy who died
years ago

146
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and isn't causing me
any problems.

147
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Well, don't worry,

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Dad's not going
to pull this off,

149
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because I'm not
going to help him.

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Yes, you will.

151
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The best way to make
anything fail

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is to put your dad in charge.

153
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Oh, and Corner Gas
needs to buy an ad

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in the Howler.

155
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Why would Iadvertise in a paper

156
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people come hereto buy?

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Because your mother
would like you to.

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Full page ad, done.

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Love you, Mommy.

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[crow cawing]

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[firing Nerf gun]

162
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Hank's got a loosedefinition of "expert."

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I don't see this
ending well.

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Gotcha!

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[fires Nerf gun]

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Uh-oh.

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[cawing angrily]

168
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[wincing] Ooh...

169
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[Hank screams]:Not the eyes!

170
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Oh, right
in the eyes!

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[♪♪♪]

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That's three businesses

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who've bought ads
in the Howler.

174
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I asked
at the liquor store.

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They kicked me out.

176
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Maybe you didn't ask
nicely enough.

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Now's your
chance.

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And a good day to you, Won,

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valued local business owner .

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What's wrong with your mouth?

181
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How'd you like
to increase foot traffic

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in your fine establishment

183
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by purchasing an ad vertisement
in the Howler?

184
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No, thanks.

185
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We're plenty busy.

186
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Just sold some whipped cream,
ketchup, and eggs,

187
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as a matter of fact.

188
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Nice dairy cooler.

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Is that new?

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You know, I thinkI will buy an ad.

191
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Half page, maybe?

192
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Full?

193
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Okay, done.

194
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You're a peach.

195
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See?

196
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You catch more flies
with honey.

197
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Sure, if the honey
is terrifying.

198
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Got any tape?

199
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I read that sticking eyes
on the back of your head

200
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will stop a crow
from attacking you.

201
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Smart.

202
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Make it think you're
a giant mutant spider.

203
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No. Crows attack
from the rear.

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Four eyes? No rear.

205
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Always been my motto.

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Your tape in here?

207
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No!

208
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Hey...

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Aren't you eating my muffins?

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I'm... saving them.

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To binge eat.

212
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Really?

213
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Why not binge-eat one now?

214
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O...kay.

215
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Mmm...

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Can't wait.

217
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[gasps] Karen!
Look over there!

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Really?

219
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That was your fault.

220
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You were supposed
to look over there.

221
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[crow cawing]

222
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Hey!

223
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He likes
my muffins!

224
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Great!

225
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Share the wealth.

226
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Come on.

227
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[♪♪♪]

228
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[grunting with effort]

229
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I brought our computerfrom home.

230
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Now we can get downto business.

231
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No, you just brought
the monitor.

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You need to get the
actual computer,

233
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and the keyboard,
and the mouse.

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[grunting]

235
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There.

236
00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,250
Now can we start?

237
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Fine, but let's
use this one.

238
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I thought you didn't--

239
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Yeah, yeah, the Internet
sent it back.

240
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Wow, that Internet is fast.

241
00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,521
Well, they use lasers
and what-have-you.

242
00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:17,437
Anyway, first step to
getting the Howler online

243
00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,439
is you retyping
all the articles.

244
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Why are youwalking like that?

245
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Ooh, did you get a horse?

246
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No, I'm just feeling
a little self-conscious.

247
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Brent said
that I have a...

248
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[whispering]
city walk.

249
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Uh-huh, and...?

250
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So it's true?

251
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I have a city walk?

252
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Well, it ain't a country walk.

253
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There's a difference?

254
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Ho-hokay, yeah.

255
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There is a difference.

256
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I can teach you if you want.

257
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Okay.

258
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So what do I do

259
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that makes mine
a city walk?

260
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[customer 1]:Too much bounce!

261
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[customer 2]: Got a
stick up yer butt!

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[customer 3]:
Quit hip-wagglin', ya floozy!

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I was asking Davis.

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Geez...

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They're not wrong.

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[♪♪♪]

267
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Okay, I want to
watch you walk.

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And I want you to finda less creepy way

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to phrase that.

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I'm just analyzing
your bio-motion.

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Uh-huh...

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Interesting.

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Rapid pace.

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Rolled shoulders.

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00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,194
And... squat.

276
00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:20,891
And we'reback to creepy.

277
00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,850
I'm not squattingin public.

278
00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:24,982
It's for science.

279
00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:27,028
[giggles]

280
00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,377
You look like
a dog pooping.

281
00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,813
And creepy becomes gross.

282
00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:30,640
Can I walk country now?

283
00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,076
Patience!

284
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,253
To truly walk country,
you must learn them all--

285
00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:36,690
the Backwoods Boxstep,

286
00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:37,734
the Jealous Jaunt,

287
00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:39,170
the Hayseed Hip Thrust,

288
00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:40,432
the Poky Yokel.

289
00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,739
I'll never be ableto do all that.

290
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,525
Believe in yourself,
Lacey-san.

291
00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:48,049
Walk on, walk off...

292
00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,355
Now, there's one thing
left to do--

293
00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:51,269
I've seen that movie,

294
00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:52,793
and I'm notwashing your car.

295
00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,795
Then there are
no things left to do.

296
00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,536
Unless you want
to paint my fence?

297
00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:57,537
[♪♪♪]

298
00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:00,931
Hang back a little.

299
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,804
I'm doing this one
Emma-style.

300
00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:05,980
By "Emma-style,"you mean sweetly?

301
00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,286
[rings doorbell]

302
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,200
Hey, Wanda.

303
00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,245
What's up?

304
00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,725
Howler subscription,

305
00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,117
that's what's up.

306
00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,641
Maybe you'llplay this smart

307
00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:15,729
and buy one.

308
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,252
That's a nice doorbell.

309
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,297
Shame if you shouldwake up one day

310
00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,778
and it don't"bing-bong" no more.

311
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,475
[laughs]

312
00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,956
[threateningly]:
Hey, whoa, do I amuse you?

313
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,654
Am I your circus clown?

314
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,307
Should I twist up
a funny balloon poodle

315
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,918
for your entertainment?

316
00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,615
[chuckling]
Hey, Emma,

317
00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:35,052
have you heard Wanda's
Joe Pesci impression?

318
00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,576
Sounds more likePhyllis Diller

319
00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,403
doing Joe Piscopo.

320
00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:41,015
But seriously, Rheena.

321
00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,451
Rheens...

322
00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:43,887
About the Howler...

323
00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:44,845
A subscription?

324
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:45,759
Sign me up.

325
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,108
Okay, bye!

326
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,023
[door slams,
locks snap shut]

327
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,328
See?

328
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,243
You reallydon't hear it?

329
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:53,723
...and then I was like

330
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,464
"If you don't value
my authentic self,

331
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:58,119
you don't deserve
a third date."

332
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,861
Stay perfectly still

333
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,558
if you think I did
the right thing.

334
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,257
You're so supportive.

335
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,259
[cawing gently]

336
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:09,739
[Hank shouts]: Get your
filthy wings off her!

337
00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:10,653
[Nerf gun fires]

338
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,567
[Karen winces]

339
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,090
You scared Edgar away!

340
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:13,961
Edgar?

341
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,266
Edgar Allen Crow?

342
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,877
We're friends now.

343
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,444
So... you don't want
me to get rid of him?

344
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,055
No, he's a great listener.

345
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,622
Okay.

346
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,623
Weird, but okay.

347
00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:26,974
You know
what's weirder?

348
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,063
You never thought of
"Russell Crow."

349
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,586
I did!

350
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,370
It was too obvious!

351
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,287
There, that should do it.

352
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,986
May I presentthe Online Howler.

353
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,379
"Insert headline here"?

354
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,599
That's not
a very catchy lead story.

355
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,861
It's just a template.

356
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,297
You need to paste inthe stories you typed up.

357
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,124
Here?

358
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,082
Oop!

359
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,126
Where'd it go?

360
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,693
You just deletedeverything I did

361
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,129
over the last two hours.

362
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,044
...and template's finished.

363
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,089
Again.

364
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,917
Whoa, whoa,you touch nothing.

365
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,570
I'll do the cuttingand pasting.

366
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,224
Which one do youwant to do first?

367
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:03,837
"Ragweed on the Rise,
Homegrown Terror!"

368
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,665
Bah, that's a little bland.

369
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:06,709
Bland?

370
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:07,754
It's got the word"terror" in it.

371
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:08,842
Needs some spice.

372
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,626
"Agro-Armageddon!

373
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,410
Death in the Dirt."

374
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,760
Yeah, that's some pepper.

375
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,544
[typing]

376
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:16,763
Should be
a "y" in that.

377
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,634
It's not "army-geddon."

378
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,548
[♪♪♪]

379
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,723
...then my eczema flared up.

380
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,465
You're right,
it probably was the dairy.

381
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,335
Whenever I have--

382
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,685
Hey, guys!

383
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,121
[sighs in frustration]
...I'll tell you later.

384
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:27,991
Peace offering.

385
00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,036
I figured

386
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,646
all three of us
could hang out.

387
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,082
Hank, we're having
a conversation.

388
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,910
Great, what are we
talking about?

389
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,738
Girl stuff?
Bird stuff?

390
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,653
You know, in England,
it's the same thing.

391
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,003
It's a private conversation
between me and Cameron.

392
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,657
Cameron?

393
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,615
Oh! [laughs] I get it.

394
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,139
Okay, then.

395
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:48,272
Uh, guess I'll just,
uh, leave you to it.

396
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,144
Where were we?

397
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,277
Oh, right,
skin conditions.

398
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:56,541
And shuffle,shuffle, shuffle.

399
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,848
Slower, shufflier...

400
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,763
Can I have my soup?

401
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,591
We've covered
shuffling, slouching,

402
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,766
and the scratch 'n' walk.

403
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,376
I'm ready to put 'em
all together.

404
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,769
Are you mad?

405
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,640
That's too muchto concentrate on,

406
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,382
and we all know you're nota great multitasker.

407
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:12,949
[Lacey, thinking]
Not a great multitasker?

408
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,298
What does that mean?

409
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:15,604
And why am I holding soup?

410
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:16,692
[snapping fingers]

411
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,738
Lacey? Hello?

412
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,478
Oh, sorry, here you go.

413
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,002
Hey, Nate,what can I get you?

414
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:22,742
[♪♪♪]

415
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,749
Oh, well, if it
isn't Mr. Popular.

416
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,099
Thought you were hanging out
with your best friend, Karen.

417
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,013
Hmm?

418
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,406
Oh, you like this?

419
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,799
Swedish army knife.

420
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,366
It's like a Swiss army knife,

421
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,150
but instead of a nail file,
it has a "nagelfile."

422
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,807
You know, you are
a good listener, little faågel.

423
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,983
That's "bird" in Swedish.

424
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,593
Hey! Stop!

425
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,681
Thief!

426
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,771
Why, you little
gaärningsmannen...

427
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,468
Geez, I know a lot of Swedish.

428
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:57,211
...and that's how the Nazis
invented recycling!

429
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,995
I'm Oscar Leroy,

430
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,737
and that's
my Digital Two Cents.

431
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,043
You get all that?

432
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,828
I wouldn't say I get it,but I wrote it all down.

433
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,177
Enough dithering.

434
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,875
It's time to share this
on-the-line newspaper

435
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,267
with the world!

436
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,226
Sure, do you want to do
a quick spell-check, or--

437
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,836
Publish.

438
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,925
I admire your passion.

439
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,840
I'd like to report
a robbery

440
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,320
perpetrated by your CFF.

441
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,930
CFF?

442
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,193
Your Crow Friend
Forever is a thief!

443
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,761
CFF... clever.

444
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,154
Calm down, Hank.

445
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,285
You're just jealous

446
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,504
because I'm friendswith Chad,

447
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,505
and you're not.

448
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,767
I'm not jealous, I--

449
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,073
Chad?

450
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,291
Chad Crowger.

451
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,771
Oh-ho-ho, good one.

452
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,512
But I'm serious,
he robbed me.

453
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,079
My prints
are all over that knife.

454
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,342
What if he kills someone
and frames me?

455
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,561
They don't call ita "murder of crows" for nothing.

456
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,346
Whatever.

457
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,564
I don't appreciate you

458
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,740
spreading rumoursabout my friend.

459
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,133
Your friend is a thief,

460
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,700
and I'm gonna prove it.

461
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,223
[♪♪♪]

462
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,399
Have you read
the online Howler?

463
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:56,574
It's a riot.

464
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,880
Hey!

465
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,709
"Save your heating bill,
Support Global Warming."

466
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,320
"Brexit is the most important
meal of the day."

467
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,887
That's my lunatic.

468
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,584
Wow, this trash
is even worse

469
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,064
than the original Howler.

470
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,980
But for some reason,
people love it.

471
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,155
[chuckles]
Oh right.

472
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,765
People love trash.

473
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,245
This isall Brent's fault.

474
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,074
Hey, Davis!

475
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,728
I've been doing
a little practicing,

476
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,165
and I've got
a surprise for you.

477
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:22,992
Is it cake?

478
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,559
Just watch.

479
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,909
Foot drag, slouch,

480
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,650
lazy turn, shuffle,

481
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:29,520
and...

482
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,087
Oh!

483
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,654
Not the Hayseed Hip Thrust!

484
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:33,698
[thud]
Ooh...

485
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:34,917
[groans]

486
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,701
[customer]:Floozy down!

487
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,575
[♪♪♪]

488
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,361
I can't believe you'dhelp your own father.

489
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,580
You told me to.

490
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,842
How was I
supposed to know

491
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,583
the digital Howler
would be a runaway hit?

492
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,063
It's a hit?

493
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,630
My free paper-free paper's
a hit!

494
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:53,936
Rot in hell, Jeff!

495
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:54,937
Who's Jeff?

496
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,199
The paperboy,
I'm assuming.

497
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,462
Oscar, you're interferingwith our mission

498
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,899
to save the newspaper.

499
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,205
Shut. It. Down.

500
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,251
Dream. On. Woman.

501
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,339
Please?

502
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,296
Fine.

503
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,342
Dream. On. Please.

504
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:09,517
This isn't over.

505
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,782
[chuckling]
Well, well, well.

506
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,741
It appears intimidation
doesn't always work.

507
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,005
Maybe it's time
we shift gears

508
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,964
and use a little of the old
Wanda Dollard intellect.

509
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:22,965
Get the door.

510
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:23,966
Right away.

511
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:24,836
[♪♪♪]

512
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,751
Wow...

513
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,189
That chiropractor
was a-mazing.

514
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,886
So you'reall better now?

515
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,713
Yep.

516
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:32,844
Great.

517
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,021
Oh, look at these
beautiful walks.

518
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,458
Upright,
paced for success.

519
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,329
These are my people.

520
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,417
Merging!

521
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,593
Lacey, slow down!

522
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:43,333
Have I taught you nothing?

523
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,291
Oh!

524
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,206
On your left, Hayseed!

525
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,859
So how about this?

526
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:51,124
"Laser Eye SurgeryGives Local Man Laser Vision,

527
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,647
says unnamed source."

528
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,778
What are you
talking about?

529
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,389
Headline for the nextDigital Howler.

530
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,390
We've got to start now.

531
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,521
Another one?

532
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:58,958
We just did one!

533
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,524
And we have to do oneevery week

534
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,699
until the end of time.

535
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,223
To hell with that.

536
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,833
There's got to be
a more efficient way

537
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,617
to kill the paperboy.

538
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,184
You could put poisonin his--

539
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,621
Hang on, I'm nothelping you with that.

540
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:11,535
Look, for the last time,

541
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:12,884
the paperboyis not your enemy.

542
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:13,973
Says you.

543
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,148
There's something shifty

544
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,193
about that nut-knocking
news-slinger.

545
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,455
So what, we're notdoing this anymore?

546
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:19,630
Nope.

547
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:22,242
The Online Howler
is officially dead.

548
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,767
This is a cease
and desist letter.

549
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,552
If you publish one more word
in the Online Howler,

550
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,947
the real Howler will sue you
for misrepresentation.

551
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,817
Okay.

552
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:35,646
We won!

553
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,474
How did you getthe cease and desist

554
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,867
so quickly?

555
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:39,781
I didn't.

556
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,043
This is my phone bill.

557
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,001
See?

558
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,873
Intellect over intimidation.

559
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,093
Threatening a lawsuitisn't intimidation?

560
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,224
Okay...

561
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:51,010
but it's intellectual
intimidation.

562
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:51,923
[breathlessly] Okay...

563
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,316
city walk.

564
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,363
Shoulders back, chest out,
heel-toe, heel-toe,

565
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,886
eyes forward, stick up butt.

566
00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,931
Hey, I thinkI'm getting the hang--

567
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:00,889
[thud] Ah!

568
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:01,933
[groaning]

569
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,066
My back.

570
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,024
[♪♪♪]

571
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:07,635
What are you doing?

572
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,853
Catching a thief,

573
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,072
claw-handed,

574
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,334
with this GoPro.

575
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,206
You mean CrowPro?

576
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,990
Geez, you'reobsessed with puns.

577
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:15,947
Here's the plan--

578
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:16,948
crow approaches,

579
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,907
lured by sexydecoy girl crow,

580
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,040
flies into certifiedcrow-catching net,

581
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,303
where I attach the GoProto said criminal.

582
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,782
Crow flies back to nest,

583
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,568
providing video evidenceof the location of my knife.

584
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,265
All you're missing is an anvil,

585
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,485
and a tunnel painted
on the side of a cliff.

586
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,313
How are you going to attach
the GoPro to the crow?

587
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,097
Acme bird glue?

588
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,620
I've created
a custom harness that--

589
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:37,578
[cawing]

590
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,841
Hey, he took my GoPro!

591
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,103
Oh.

592
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,757
Awesome, he took my GoPro!

593
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,150
Hey, Nick!

594
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,542
Good news.

595
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,978
Suitcase?

596
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:47,892
Don't tell me

597
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:48,763
the Howler's
shutting down

598
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,025
and you're
moving away.

599
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,026
Shutting down?

600
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,114
Hardly.

601
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,681
We just had the bestweek of our lives!

602
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,117
Really?

603
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,511
There was a huge surge
in out-of-town subscriptions

604
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,904
because of Oscar's
trashy online Howler.

605
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,603
It's got readers in high places.

606
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,605
Now some online rag is saying

607
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:07,869
I'm responsible for sea monsterson the prairie.

608
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,436
Sea monsters?

609
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,742
I mean, do people just
make up whatever they want

610
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,004
and call it "news"?

611
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,136
Pretty much, yeah.

612
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,572
Unbelievable.

613
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,922
What a time
to be Prime Minister.

614
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,229
It's been a real boonto the business,

615
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,840
so we're goingon a vacation to Greece.

616
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,320
But one good week

617
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,801
wouldn't cover
your annual losses.

618
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,237
What losses?

619
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,847
We own the building,
we've got plenty of supplies,

620
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,675
and the paper only costs
pennies to print.

621
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,112
Plus, we've always sold
corn liquor

622
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,156
out the back door.

623
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,549
That's off the record.

624
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,985
[grumbles] Bah...

625
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,118
I forgot to factor moonshine
into my calculations.

626
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,815
Hey, Emma,thank Oscar for me.

627
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,775
I hope his digital papergoes on forever.

628
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,690
Wow!

629
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,866
That chiropractor
was amazing.

630
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,130
Let's get out of hereand go home.

631
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,305
Sure, but maybe,

632
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,958
to get safely to the car,

633
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,569
we split the difference
between a country walk

634
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:56,918
and a city walk.

635
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,659
Suburban stroll?

636
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,357
All right!

637
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,838
[♪♪♪]

638
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,232
So that's what
you've been up to...

639
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,278
Told ya it stole my knife.

640
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,193
Yeah, but look atall my muffins!

641
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,412
He loves them.

642
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,805
He's not a he,
he's a she,

643
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,677
and she is using
your muffins

644
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,548
to build a nest
for her babies.

645
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:19,854
Aw...

646
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,073
So no one likes my muffins?

647
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,945
A true friend
would eat your muffin.

648
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,207
Amen, sister.

649
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,602
[spitting] Ugh!

650
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:29,907
Oh, god,
not worth it.

651
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:37,001
I like my city walk,
thank you very much.

652
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,307
Yeah, I like it too.

653
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,395
It has a good pace.

654
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:40,918
It means I getmy food faster.

655
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,311
Well, then, why were you
making fun of it?

656
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,399
Pointing something out

657
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,445
doesn't necessarilymake it an insult.

658
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,316
Oh. Wow.

659
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,144
I really went
full Lacey on that.

660
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,015
Now that,I was making fun of.

661
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,234
So, how about some lunch?

662
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,496
Back in a minute...

663
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,019
Pickle Lips.

664
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,412
[Brent, thinking]:
Pickle Lips?

665
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:58,109
What does that mean?

666
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:01,112
And why is my voice all
echo-y and inside my head?

667
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,898
[♪♪♪]

668
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,118
[♪♪♪]

669
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,817
And... time.

670
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,384
20 seconds.

671
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,472
Nice.

672
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,213
Want my Howler?
I'm done with it.

673
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,258
Oh, I don't readthat drivel.

674
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,912
You-- wait, what?

675
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,523
Then why did we put in
all that effort to save it?

676
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,657
I use the paper
to make my thera-piñatas.

677
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,788
Your thera-- what?

678
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,313
[Oscar shouting]:Where are my pants?

679
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,315
On your legs, dear!

680
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:33,928
Oh...

681
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,538
Therapy Piñatas.

682
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,410
So you basically
whack Oscar with a stick.

683
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,368
And then eat candy.

684
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,327
Dad really is losing it.

685
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,546
He thinks the paperboyis out to get him.

686
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,722
Hey, there is evil
in this world.

687
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,942
I know a crow
that's a criminal mastermind.

688
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,204
A crow took your knife.

689
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,727
That doesn't meanit's evil.

690
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,425
[gasps]
[crow cawing overhead]

691
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,866
No! Not the guy
in the black hat.

692
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,694
I said the old man
in the green hat!

693
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,087
Get it together, Sheryl!

694
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,306
[caws sadly]

695
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,961
[♪♪♪]

696
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,748
♪ I don't know

697
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,403
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

698
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,843
♪ I don't know

699
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,107
♪ I just... don't know

700
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,329
♪ Ooh

701
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,765
♪ It's a great big place

702
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,985
♪ Ooh

703
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,465
♪ Full of nothin' but space

704
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,510
♪ Ooh

705
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,512
♪ And it's my happy place

706
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,036
♪ I don't know