1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:03,220 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:05,614 [♪♪♪] 3 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:08,095 Ten dollars! 4 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:10,227 Do I hear ten dollars for Phil? 5 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:14,449 Come on, people, it's a bachelor auction. 6 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:15,754 Let's go! 7 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,974 A ten-spot for Phil. 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,585 Phil your boots with Phil the Thrill. 9 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:22,370 Look at him Phil those pants! 10 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:26,200 Come on, I'm running out of Phil puns. 11 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,201 Fine. 12 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:28,028 Ten dollars. 13 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:29,072 Finally! 14 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:31,727 Sold to Karen Pelly for ten bucks. 15 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,946 You sweet on Phil, Karen? 16 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,426 No. This was the fastest way 17 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:36,558 to get him back behind the bar 18 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:38,212 to Phil my glass. 19 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,256 Hey! 20 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,344 I thought of another Phil pun! 21 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:42,085 Moving on. 22 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:45,001 Are you ready for your next hunk of man meat, ladies? 23 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,916 [cheering] 24 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,091 You're up, Brent. 25 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,397 Look sharp. 26 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,399 I feel like I'm wearing neck Spanx. 27 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,617 Come on... 28 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:54,750 I need this fundraiserto raise some funds, 29 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,882 so get out thereand shake your money-maker. 30 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:59,450 I'm not sure my maker was made to make money, 31 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:00,799 but I'll give it a twirl. 32 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,279 I'd prefer a shake, 33 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:03,150 or a twerk. 34 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,412 Good luck, 35 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:06,153 but so far I've brought in the most money. 36 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:09,069 Women love a man in uniform. 37 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,635 It's because the shirt and pants match. 38 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:13,247 The next bachelor in our auction 39 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,640 to raise money for Ike's burned-down barn 40 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:18,295 is a real barn-burner himself, 41 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:21,124 though not actually responsible for Ike's recent tragedy. 42 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,256 Brent Leroy! 43 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:25,607 [silence] 44 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:29,132 Do something sexy! 45 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,047 I thought I was. 46 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,570 But... okay. 47 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:33,745 [♪♪♪] 48 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:36,052 [crowd cheering] 49 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,576 Let's start the bidding at $20. 50 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,708 Do I hear 20? 51 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,927 [chuckling] 52 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:42,972 $500! 53 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,409 Phone bid. 54 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:46,410 Sold! 55 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,282 No takebacks, final sale, 56 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,283 to the mystery phone woman! 57 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:51,154 We assume it's a woman. 58 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,373 Probably a blind one. 59 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:53,548 Huh. 60 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:54,723 All this time, 61 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,551 I've been sitting onan actual money maker. 62 00:01:56,594 --> 00:02:00,163 ♪ You think there's not a lot goin' on ♪ 63 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:03,123 ♪ Look closer, baby you're so wrong ♪ 64 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:06,300 [♪♪♪] 65 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:10,913 Is that the money from the auction? 66 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:12,654 Good, because I need to pay for the lumber 67 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:13,785 for Ike's barn. 68 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:15,265 I thought you put iton your credit card. 69 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:16,223 I did. 70 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,311 I only put it on the card 71 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:18,442 to get the travel points. 72 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,052 But I need to pay it off right away. 73 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:22,794 I can't be paying interest on a $5,000 balance. 74 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:23,882 Oh... 75 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,146 So the fact that we onlyraised $2,000 76 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,625 is not good news? 77 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:28,626 What? 78 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,324 How did we raise less than half? 79 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,630 You said a bachelor auction would bring in a fortune. 80 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:35,459 And you said you could getChris Hemsworth as a bachelor. 81 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,418 I said I could get Chris Hadfield. 82 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:38,506 And I did. 83 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,421 [voice muffled] 84 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:41,726 What? 85 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:45,426 I said, my good looks are out of this world. 86 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:46,862 At any rate, 87 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,516 I seem to have left my wallet out in my spaceship. 88 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:52,433 [door squeaks, tires peel away] 89 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:53,912 Aw, thanks a lot, Emma. 90 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,218 Now I'm in debt. 91 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,654 I'll pay for his coffee. 92 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:57,568 I mean the lumber. 93 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:59,004 Maybe you should have waited 94 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:01,006 till we knew what kind of money we'd raise 95 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,226 before putting it all on your credit card. 96 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,967 It was double points day! 97 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,229 And I was trying to be nice. 98 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,013 I was tryingto be nice too! 99 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:10,320 Well, aren't we both just really nice? 100 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:11,321 The nicest! 101 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:15,847 Hey. 102 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,501 Watch where you're pointing that thing. 103 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:19,634 Based on current interest in this thing, 104 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,070 you owe me 50 bucks. 105 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:22,114 Brent's love life 106 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:24,116 is none of your damnbusiness, Davis! 107 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,336 Come on, tell us who bid on you. 108 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:27,250 I dunno yet. 109 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:28,295 I got an invite card, 110 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,513 and I'm meeting my mystery date 111 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:30,688 for dinner in the city tonight. 112 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:32,255 Mystery date! 113 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,778 I wonder who it is... 114 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:35,084 Oh, Brent, 115 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,651 please introduce me, 116 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,566 a sexy internationalsupermodel, 117 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:40,350 to your friend Davis. 118 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:43,223 I love the wayhis shirt and pants match. 119 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,399 Hmm... 120 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,922 Oh, Brent, 121 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:49,403 Wanda was right, as usual. 122 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:51,274 She should get a raise. 123 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,797 Hmm. 124 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:58,629 Oh, Brent, Karen hassuch a limited imagination. 125 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,502 Did my own brain just burn me? 126 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:04,461 This mystery womanmight be dangerous. 127 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:05,636 Want a police escort? 128 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,811 Nice try. 129 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,291 Besides, don't you have a date tonight? 130 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,684 Who's a hard 70? 131 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,686 Yup. Headingto Helen's now. 132 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,949 Need to pick her upa few things first. 133 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,167 Eggs, milk, 134 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:17,126 four litres of baby oil... 135 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:18,910 What the hell kind of cake is she making? 136 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:21,130 Did Helen just bid on you so you would do her shopping? 137 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:22,262 No... 138 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,046 She wants him tomake siren noises 139 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:26,135 when he puts awaythe groceries. 140 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,615 [♪♪♪] 141 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:28,877 What were you thinking, Emma? 142 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,923 Women buying menlike they're pieces of meat. 143 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,316 It's sexist! 144 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,404 How's my sandwich coming? 145 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,014 I just wanted to help Ike get money 146 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,451 to rebuild his barn. 147 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:40,236 I try to do something nice for someone, 148 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,585 and I get my head ripped off. 149 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,413 Nice is for ninnies. 150 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:45,981 Would it kill you to dosomething nice for me 151 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,417 once in a while? 152 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:48,984 Oh, you'd like it to kill me, 153 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,115 wouldn't ya? 154 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:51,552 -[exasperated sigh] -Where you going? 155 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,510 I'm going to have a nice time somewhere 156 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,425 with someone nice. 157 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:58,602 Who's going to cut my sandwich? 158 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,126 Hey, Hank. 159 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,127 How come you weren't at the bachelor auction 160 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,128 last night? 161 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:04,304 Yeah, with you in the mix, 162 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,522 we could've raised $2,000 163 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:06,741 and 40 cents. 164 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:09,613 Oh, uh, I had my own fundraiser for Ike. 165 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:11,180 A silent auction. 166 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:12,486 I never heard about it. 167 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,705 That's why it's calleda silent auction. 168 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,011 How much money did you raise? 169 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,186 500 bucks. 170 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:18,361 Hey, that's great! 171 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:19,493 Give it to me, 172 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:20,581 and I'll add it to the lumber debt. 173 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:21,625 No way. 174 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,105 This isn't forrebuilding Ike's barn. 175 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:25,542 It's for paying a witchto lift the curse off him. 176 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,370 Hmm, and here I thought 177 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,850 there was nothing left in this town 178 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,068 that could surprise me. 179 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,505 I have a couple questions, 180 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:32,680 number one, 181 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,464 what the hell are you talking about? 182 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:37,511 Ike's had a run of bad luck that just can't be explained. 183 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,034 He was walking and texting, 184 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:41,558 and unexplainably tripped on a stump. 185 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:44,039 He also dropped the can of gasoline he was carrying 186 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:46,520 into a pile of burning leaves beside the barn. 187 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,304 Shortly after that, 188 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,785 the barn mysteriously burned down. 189 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,569 Okay, question number two, 190 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,397 what the hell are you talking about? 191 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,790 He's obviously cursed, 192 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:59,576 so I need a quality witchto get rid of Ike's juju. 193 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,186 There are no witches in Dog River. 194 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,057 How do you know? 195 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,232 Because I am one, 196 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,494 and no one else comes to the meetings. 197 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,669 Hmm... 198 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,541 I mean, you do havestringy hair, 199 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:08,672 and you arekind of pale. 200 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:09,543 What? 201 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:10,718 It's true, Hank. 202 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,981 Lacey comes from a long line of witches. 203 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,243 You see, 204 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,245 dissolve to... 205 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:18,421 Lacey is a descendant from the Puritan minister 206 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,292 George Burroughs. 207 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:24,079 He was made famous during the Salem witch trials. 208 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:26,864 He borrowed some money and never paid it back, 209 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:29,389 which made the villagers angry. 210 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:32,566 They accused George of being a priest of the devil, 211 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:38,310 and he was executed on August 19, 1692. 212 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:39,877 [angry mob shouting] 213 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:43,315 His family changed the spelling of their last name to... 214 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:45,448 ...Burrows with a "W". 215 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,450 As in Lacey Burrows. 216 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:48,625 Whoa. 217 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:49,539 Is that true? 218 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,019 She's a sorceress! 219 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:53,413 How else does she always have ripe avocados? 220 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,199 Is 500 bucks enoughto lift the curse? 221 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:58,461 Um... 222 00:06:58,505 --> 00:06:59,767 You gotta do this. 223 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,857 It's a better causethan the magical guacamole. 224 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:03,901 Okay, fine. 225 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:04,815 I'll lift the hex. 226 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,338 But keep it on the DL. 227 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,123 Great! Meet meat Ike's farm. 228 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,038 I don't needto tell you when. 229 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,388 Your witchy wayswill know. 230 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,826 This'll help put a dentin the debt. 231 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,480 Thanks for making upthat story, Wanda. 232 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:18,655 It's totally true. 233 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,918 George Burroughs was a real person. 234 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,659 Google it. 235 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:24,748 And you could be a direct descendant. 236 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,315 Wait, you believein witches? 237 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:27,925 Nope. I just like to argue 238 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:29,753 the impossible side of an issue sometimes. 239 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:30,841 Like when I told you 240 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:31,929 that travel points credit card 241 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,235 was a good idea. 242 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:34,497 Exactly. 243 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:35,803 Wait, you what? 244 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:36,891 Dammit! 245 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,458 It's going to pay off! 246 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,460 [♪♪♪] 247 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:47,771 I'll assume she's gluten intolerant. 248 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,120 Mom? 249 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:51,514 What have I told you about coming on my dates? 250 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:52,515 It always makes it clunky. 251 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,038 Extra clunky this time. 252 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:56,127 I am your mystery date. 253 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,302 What? 254 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,782 So you phoned yourself 255 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,784 and bid on your own son? 256 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:02,394 Are we on Dateline? 257 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,700 I was worriedno one would bid on you. 258 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:06,007 I didn't want yourfeelings to get hurt, 259 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,530 so I started the bidding. 260 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:08,575 Well, you missed a few steps 261 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,794 between 20 and 500 bucks. 262 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,622 I got caught upin the frenzy. 263 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,537 You were the frenzy. 264 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,583 Well, this is disappointing. 265 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,672 Pretend I'm not your mother. 266 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,325 We're justtwo nice people 267 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,066 having a nice dinner 268 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,546 being nice. 269 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:24,765 I don't know. 270 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,027 Seems a little weird. 271 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,115 I'm buying. 272 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,072 Garcon? 273 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,247 [♪♪♪] 274 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,076 Wow, 275 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,165 you really know how to gather a crowd, Glinda. 276 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,515 Hank! 277 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,560 Why are all these people here? 278 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,867 I told you to keep it on the DL. 279 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:40,824 You did, 280 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,522 but I don't knowwhat that means. 281 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,741 Well, now I wish I'd worn a costume. 282 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,090 I have something in the car. 283 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,179 [crowd murmurs, impressed] 284 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:51,052 You have a wizard hatin your car? 285 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,096 It's just a traffic cone 286 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,620 with some star stickers on it. 287 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:54,969 What am Isupposed to do now? 288 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:57,101 I don't know any spells. 289 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,451 Make up gibberish and dance around. 290 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:00,757 If they believe the hex is gone, 291 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:01,889 it will be. 292 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,673 Power of suggestion. 293 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,198 Hey, there, Ike! 294 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:10,071 To the spirit that has cursed Ike. 295 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,029 I say to thee... 296 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,989 "Maka-laka-tucka rucka-nucka-bucka-lucka... 297 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,992 tucka-maka-rucka-lucka nucka-bucka-rucka." 298 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,648 Isn't that the Macarena? 299 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,432 Legally, it's different enough. 300 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,042 Begone! 301 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,696 [crowd gasps] 302 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,960 Did it work? 303 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:32,093 Don't feel any different. 304 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,095 Try to trip on a stump again. 305 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,445 I'm not going to trip over a stump 306 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:37,533 if I can see it. 307 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,621 It worked! 308 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,449 Lacey is a witch! 309 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,363 [crowd gasps] 310 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:43,713 [murmuring] 311 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,629 Well, this could go one of two ways. 312 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,543 [♪♪♪] 313 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,460 [♪♪♪] 314 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:52,417 Aw, 315 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,724 even with Hank's500 witch bucks, 316 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,291 I still won't be ableto pay off this credit card 317 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,597 right away. 318 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,860 So? Carry a balance for a couple of months. 319 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,253 It's not like your card has a 21% interest rate. 320 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,298 Oh, wait. 321 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:04,821 This is your fault! 322 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,823 But I will not letthe system beat me. 323 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,129 How many points have you earned so far? 324 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,392 I'm a quarter of the way to a free flight 325 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,698 to Branson, Missouri. 326 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,525 Provided I get myself to Detroit, 327 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:14,570 the City of Departure, 328 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,963 and I don't check a bag. 329 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,051 Yup. 330 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,356 You really got 'em by the nards. 331 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,270 Hey, Lacey. 332 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,055 My cat won't stop meowing. 333 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,448 Oh, how sad. 334 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:24,406 Is that sad? 335 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,625 Yeah, 336 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,061 so could you cast a spell and make it stop? 337 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,323 Bu... 338 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:29,411 I don't really think-- 339 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,369 That you could afford her services. 340 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,502 How much does it cost? 341 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,461 Ooh, that's steep, 342 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,115 but reasonable. 343 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,161 There's nothing reasonableabout any of this. 344 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:42,816 I'll getmy wizard cone. 345 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,166 [♪♪♪] 346 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,429 So, you met the mystery woman? 347 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,343 Yup. 348 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,213 How was the date? 349 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,388 Very nice. 350 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,956 So... do you love her now? 351 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,392 I don't not love her. 352 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:55,655 So you do love her! 353 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,700 You could say I have feelings for her. 354 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:58,701 Are you going tosee her again? 355 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,268 Don't know how I can avoid that. 356 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,573 You sound obsessed. 357 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:02,618 You should call her right now. 358 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,488 Nah, I'm good. 359 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:04,533 [Oscar laughs derisively] 360 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,404 Some woman is finally interested 361 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,363 in the likes of you? 362 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,669 Call her now 363 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,496 before she regains her sanity. 364 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,672 Okay, fine. 365 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:13,585 I'll call her. 366 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,109 Callingthe day after a date 367 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,153 seems desperate. 368 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,415 Text her. 369 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,721 That saysyou're interested, 370 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,462 but not enoughto hear her voice. 371 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,986 When did you become a dating expert? 372 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,945 Those who can't do,due to lack of options, 373 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:25,859 teach. 374 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,512 [text message whoosh] 375 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,079 Second date confirmed. 376 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,080 [telephone ringing] 377 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,342 Hello? 378 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,735 Oh, okay. 379 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,781 Emma cancelled movie night. 380 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,434 She's going to Helen's to play cards. 381 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,393 Emma may be tryingto ghost you. 382 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:41,570 How did you know what movie we were going to watch? 383 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,746 [♪♪♪] 384 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,965 I have to find out 385 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,270 who Brent's secret lady is. 386 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:49,012 Why's this such a craw stuck in your... jaw, 387 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,361 or whatever that saying is. 388 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,668 I should've been the one who brought in 500 bucks. 389 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,670 I'm the only rugged, square-jawed, 390 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,150 single man in town. 391 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,717 This is fishy. 392 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,719 There's only one thing for me to do. 393 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,156 Go to Helen's and put away her groceries? 394 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,506 There's two things for me to do. 395 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,899 Actually, three. 396 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,030 [squirting] 397 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,641 [humming merrily] 398 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,774 [sighs] 399 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:12,819 [♪♪♪] 400 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:14,908 [cat yowling] 401 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,257 [chanting] 402 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,000 [cat purring] 403 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,131 [♪♪♪] 404 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,524 [chanting and singing] 405 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,049 [♪♪♪] 406 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:26,876 [barks] Whoo! Whoo! 407 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,834 [♪♪♪] 408 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,363 Ah! 409 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:38,279 I am only 200 bucks awayfrom paying off this card. 410 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,456 Who knew everyone in townwould be so into my witchy ways? 411 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,544 They're scared of you. 412 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,763 [gasps] 413 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:44,851 [gasping in fear] 414 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,243 Hmm... 415 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,244 Remember, 416 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,681 anything less than a 20% tip 417 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,466 angers the spirit world. 418 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,641 [murmuring anxiously] Oh! 419 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:53,642 Yeah, of course... 420 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,469 I've got something here... 421 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,038 You know,it's really lovely 422 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,605 spending someone-on-one time with you. 423 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,782 I'm glad Dad pressured me into asking you out 424 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:03,870 on a second date, 425 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,262 and I already regret that wording. 426 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,786 Let's keepour little tryst 427 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:07,830 a secret. 428 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,266 "Tryst" is even worse wording. 429 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,659 How about "rendezvous"? 430 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,095 How about we change the subject? 431 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,271 Can we get some tiramisu? 432 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,446 [knocking] 433 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,666 Where's Emma? 434 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:18,841 I'm making coffee 435 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,364 and can't find the chocolate pudding. 436 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,931 No idea. 437 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,585 She's not here. 438 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,152 She said you'd be playing cards. 439 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,154 [Davis imitating police siren] Wee-oo! Wee-oo! 440 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,808 [chuckles] Who you got in there? 441 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,722 Go home, Oscar! 442 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,377 But I need pudding for my coffee! 443 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,248 [sighs] 444 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,337 Wee-oo! Wee-oo! 445 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,340 Sure looks likethirsty work, Davis. 446 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,820 How about you take off your shirt 447 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,909 and have some lemonade? 448 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,040 No time. 449 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,260 Gotta find a mystery woman. 450 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,652 [door opens and closes] 451 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,090 [sadly] I'm right here. 452 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:50,960 [♪♪♪] 453 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,006 [humming happily] 454 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,574 [gasps] 455 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,881 Hello, wife of mine. 456 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,927 Why are you sittingin the dark? 457 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,624 Is the clapper broken? 458 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,321 No, it's called drama. Ever heard of it? 459 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,280 I want to know where you've been 460 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,324 and what you've been doing. 461 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,499 I was out with Brent. 462 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:09,805 Hogwater! 463 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,502 I happen to know Brent was on a date 464 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:12,634 with his mystery woman. 465 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,941 I can believeyou're this stupid, 466 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,291 but I can't believeyou'd call me a liar. 467 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,292 I'm sorry. 468 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,381 I, uh, I trust you completely. 469 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,035 Emma's having an affair! 470 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:22,992 Follow her 471 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,298 and find out who it's with. 472 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,866 Seriously, this is not what the police are for. 473 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,606 Mind you, what else am I doing these days? 474 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,999 Any idea who it is? 475 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,522 That's your job, jackass! 476 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,654 But I'll tell you what. 477 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,656 He may look like Brad Clooney 478 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,919 and smell like Ricardo Mintybalm, 479 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,834 but he doesn't have the one thing 480 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,531 Emma married me for! 481 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,666 My personality! 482 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,363 Now, get sleuthing, Nancy Drew! 483 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,669 [♪♪♪] 484 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,630 Back from a delightfulsecond free meal 485 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,154 with my mystery woman. 486 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,285 Hey, how comeyou're the only one 487 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,460 not chomping at the bit 488 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,940 to knowwho my mystery woman is? 489 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,856 You want me to imagine you in an amorous liaison? 490 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,945 Okay, gross, I just did, 491 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,294 and it's "champing at the bit," 492 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,774 not "chomping at the bit--" 493 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,645 Oh great, just imagined you with a bit in your mouth. 494 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,517 Hey, why are yougoing around telling people 495 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,692 Lacey's a witch? 496 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,041 You don't believein that hocus-pocus. 497 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,173 I was just proving 498 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,783 I could argue any side of an issue. 499 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,176 Lacey's not lifting curses. 500 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,047 She's using the power of suggestion. 501 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,702 She waves her hands, chants some mumbo-jumbo-- 502 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,138 I thought it was"Hocus pocus." 503 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,966 --and those suckers believe it's witchcraft 504 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,794 and fork over the cash. 505 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,145 Oh, uh... 506 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,321 [in spooky tones] you did not hear 507 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,149 what I just said... 508 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,498 Uh, yeah. 509 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,673 I did. 510 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,458 [mob chanting] She's not a witch! 511 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,981 She's not a witch! 512 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,417 She's not a witch! 513 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,941 Yes, I am! 514 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,246 I am totally a witch! 515 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,378 Yup, 516 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,596 this was definitely one of two ways 517 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,120 I saw this going. 518 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,295 [mob chanting] She's not a witch! 519 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,865 She's not a witch! She's not a witch! 520 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,171 If I'm not a witch, 521 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,043 how do you explain my black hair 522 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,044 and this broom? 523 00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,175 Genetics, 524 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,872 and Home Depot! 525 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,526 [crowd murmuring in agreement] 526 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,527 All right, make way 527 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,660 for the town'smost expensive tush. 528 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,227 Look, why don't you drop the charade 529 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,184 and come clean? 530 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,446 Can't. 531 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,187 I'm still carrying a balanceon my credit card. 532 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,537 I just need to pulla couple more tricks. 533 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,409 You should probably call them "spells." 534 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,410 Back me upagain, Wanda. 535 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,237 They'll believe you. 536 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,107 Too late. 537 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,152 I already argued 538 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,457 the other side of the issue, 539 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,285 and based on the level of anger in this mob, 540 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,679 I did a damn fine job. 541 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:25,941 Up top! 542 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,595 We want our money back! 543 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,424 [mob chanting] Mon-ey back! Mon-ey back! 544 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,686 Oh, fine! 545 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,861 Take it! 546 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,645 This is all your fault. 547 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,125 Curse you, Wanda! 548 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,300 Curse you! 549 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,649 Nope, not a witch. 550 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,955 Power of suggestion. 551 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,217 I'm confused. 552 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,089 Do you believe inthis hinkus-dinkus or not? 553 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:47,006 Yes, 12 long-stem roses to Corner Gas, 554 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,703 and sign the card, 555 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,053 "Love, your Mystery Woman." 556 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,272 Who are youwhispering to? 557 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,186 No one. 558 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,230 Just Mable. 559 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,057 I mean Mavis. 560 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:55,971 Avis! 561 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:56,754 I was renting a car. 562 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:57,712 Gotta go. 563 00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,149 What's your rush,my sweet? 564 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,977 I made youa cup of coffee. 565 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,023 That's very nice of you. 566 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,982 Is there pudding in this? 567 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,505 There's alsoa hot bubble bath 568 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,550 waiting for you. 569 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:10,681 Oh, Oscar. 570 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,683 That sounds perfect. 571 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,340 Dog River Flower Shop. 572 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,690 Where can we deliver your love and-or condolences? 573 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,779 Straight to hell, jackass! 574 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,129 Emma sent flowers 575 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,261 to some juiced-up Valentino. 576 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,784 Can't you arrest her or something? 577 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,830 Are you serious? 578 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,354 Dog River has a flower shop? 579 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,964 Sorry, I can't tell you 580 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,531 where your wife sent those flowers. 581 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,838 Can we at leastlook at the order form? 582 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,622 Is this something you should really be spending 583 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:39,797 your police hours on? 584 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:40,885 Not at all. 585 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:41,756 Hand over the form. 586 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:46,891 "Tryst or rendezvous, I'll always have you. 587 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,893 Love, your mystery woman." 588 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,808 Is that some kind of French limerick? 589 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:51,679 Karen! 590 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,246 What are you doing here? 591 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,117 Oscar thinks Emma'shaving an affair. 592 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,250 Wants to know whoshe sent flowers to. 593 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,729 Someone just sent Brent flowers, 594 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,383 and I need to find out who. 595 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,732 Everybody's getting flowers. 596 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,386 This dump must make a killing. 597 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,605 Let me get this straight. 598 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:07,347 You want to knowwho Emma sent flowers to, 599 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,176 and you want to knowwho Brent got flowers from... 600 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,003 Enough with your riddles. 601 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,744 Just give us the information, 602 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,268 and how did I not know 603 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,139 Dog River had a flower shop, 604 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,055 because these snapdragons look hella fresh. 605 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,579 [♪♪♪] 606 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:23,972 We're having a sale on pitchforks 607 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,408 if you want to join the angry mob. 608 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,931 Nah, I'm good. 609 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,411 I'm here to see how it's going now that you're cursed. 610 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,196 [scoffs] Come on... 611 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,980 Lacey has no powers. 612 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,547 Ow! My soda! 613 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,201 Ah! My crossword! 614 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,028 Oh! My pencil! 615 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,682 Ah! My head! 616 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:39,814 [chuckles] 617 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,642 Yeah, you're not cursed at all. 618 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,862 Easy now, Davis. 619 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,516 Keep your distance. 620 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,952 Don't let him see you. 621 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,867 [♪♪♪] 622 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:53,697 What are youdoing here? 623 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,177 I was following Brent. 624 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,570 I was following Emma. 625 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:57,745 Looks like they're bothheading to the city 626 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,746 for their dates. 627 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,182 I get it. 628 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,097 Carpooling. 629 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,316 Good for the environment. 630 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,100 Guess I'll see you there. 631 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,841 Or... we couldcarpool too. 632 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:07,711 Sheesh... 633 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,670 Monkey see, monkey do. 634 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,543 I will not let the system beat me. 635 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,719 If I make minimum payments every month, 636 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,939 the balance will be paid off in... 637 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,203 Well, I'm sure apes will be ruling the world by then, 638 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,465 and none of this will matter. 639 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:23,814 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 640 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,425 It stings! It stings! 641 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,469 [crow cawing] 642 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,775 What happened to you? 643 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:28,993 Suffice to say, 644 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,865 I've had a wee stringof unfortunate events 645 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,258 in a short span of time 646 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,042 that are merely a coincidence. 647 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,086 But, um... 648 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,001 since you asked, 649 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,394 how's aboutyou lift that hex? 650 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,744 Hmm, thought you didn't believe in curses. 651 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:41,832 I don't. 652 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,486 I believe in the power of suggestion, 653 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,967 and I suggest you remove this suggestion. 654 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:49,231 Oh, sure, I can do that... 655 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,234 For a fee. 656 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,540 Oof! Mama... 657 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,542 Do you takemonthly installments? 658 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,370 This is the last one of these whachamacallits 659 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,284 we can do. 660 00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,763 Agreed. 661 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:00,938 "Whachamacallits"? 662 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,375 That's what you want to call this? 663 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,768 It's the only word that doesn't make me dry heave. 664 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:05,639 No offense. 665 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,118 I don't get it. 666 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:10,252 Why are Brent and Emmain this restaurant together? 667 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,559 I see what's going on here. 668 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,561 Brent's going tointroduce his mother 669 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,476 to his mystery woman. 670 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,391 Must be getting serious. 671 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,262 And somehow you are the one with seniority. 672 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,263 Get in the car. 673 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,786 I'll explain it on the way home. 674 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,658 Okay, then drop meat Helen's. 675 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:25,876 [♪♪♪] 676 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,447 We had the entire force on this non-case, 677 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,275 and the results are in, 678 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,929 and it is now clear 679 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,801 that Emma is... 680 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,542 not having an affair. 681 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,848 Hot damn! 682 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,937 My wife's not cheating! 683 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,331 Now I can stop pretending to be nice to her. 684 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,246 Don't you want to knowwhat she was doing? 685 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,986 Because I totally getwhat happened now. 686 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,858 Karen showed me using dolls. 687 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,903 No, if she's not having an affair, 688 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,165 I don't care what she does. 689 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,559 Hey, uh, 690 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:57,995 what happened with your mystery woman? 691 00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,388 It turns out she was married. 692 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,044 To a real nutjob, too. 693 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,132 Hmm. 694 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:07,004 [♪♪♪] 695 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,748 ♪ I don't know 696 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,447 ♪ The same things you don't know ♪ 697 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,843 ♪ I don't know 698 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,151 ♪ I just... don't know 699 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,373 ♪ Ooh 700 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,809 ♪ It's a great big place 701 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,028 ♪ Ooh 702 00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,508 ♪ Full of nothin' but space 703 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,554 ♪ Ooh 704 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,512 ♪ And it's my happy place 705 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,080 ♪ I don't know