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This is gonna be fun!

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I'm super excited!

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It's too early
to be super excited.

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See? A yawn.

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That's proof.

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This is my first time

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going out deer hunting
with the fellas.

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Okay,

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but why do you have to go out
at the break of dawn?

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It doesn't seem fair
to shoot something

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while they're still asleep.

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We're not actuallyshooting anything.

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You're not?

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We're not?

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No, we just go out
into the woods

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during deer season

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to sort of participate
in the whole thing.

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It's like camping,

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but we don't actuallyshoot anything.

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Aw...

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Maybe someroad signs.

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Yay!

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Good for you.

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I mean, to be honest,

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you never really struck me
as a hunter.

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More of a gatherer.

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Hoarder.

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Bystander?

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I'm trying
not to say "coward."

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Look, just because thisis a farming town,

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it doesn't mean everyone'sinto killing stuff.

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Time to go bag us
some Bambis!

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Whoo-hooo!

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Bam! Bam!
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

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Having said that,

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many peoplearound here

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are super intokilling stuff.

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♪ You think there's
not a lot going on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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So none of you...

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not Hank, not Davis,

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have killed anything?

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Ever?

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Nope.

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Unless a mosquitolands on me

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and starts sucking.

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I will straight upmurder that.

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Then what do you guys
do in the woods?

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We eat hotdogs,
drink coffee, pee on stuff.

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So, same thing you do
when you're not in the woods,

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and zero shooting.

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We still have a good time.

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I like to take photos

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of any animals we see.

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Davis is big into tracking,

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so there's a lot of crouching

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and looking pensive,

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and sniffing branches

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or whatever.

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What about Hank?

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We're not going to shoot Hank.

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Oh, Hank shoot something?

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He's not going tokill anything.

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He's too sensitiveand emotionally delicate.

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Aw!

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Oh, boy!

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Pioneer Days
is finally here.

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Oh, my favourite event.
Ha ha!

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I think this year

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I'll start watching
the Butter Churnament,

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then spend a couple hours
at the Fiddling Deathmatch,

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and then win a few bucks
at Chicken Crap Bingo.

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How does that sound?

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It sounds like
I forgot to tell you

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you're not going.

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What? Why the hell not?

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Because you've been bannedby the organizing committee.

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Banned?

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What does the organizing
committee have against me?

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These Pioneer Daysare a joke!

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The baking contest

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is right beside
the livestock stench!

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The hamster races
are rigged!

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Half of them are gerbils!

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The whole thing is a gong show.

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You even got rid
of the gong show!

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Do you jackass simpletonshave one brain between you?

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"Simpleton" is
a medical term.

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The bottom line isyou're banned,

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and even if you weren't,

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you still have to stay home
and guard my caulibarb.

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Caulibarb?I've never heard of--

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It's my own
hybrid plant.

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Becauseof course it is.

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Part cauliflower,
part rhubarb.

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The deer go crazy for it
this time of year.

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So, Oscar,
you're staying home

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and guarding the garden.

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Why can't
you do it?

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I have to do

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the Old-Timey Threshing Machine
demonstration again.

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People love it.

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But Karen's out hunting.

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Doesn't she usually playyour pioneer woman?

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Yeah, but Wanda
is happy to fill in.

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Why do I have to doyour stupid play?

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You just have to talk
about pioneer life.

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It's all in the script.

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"A Day in the Life
of a Pioneer"

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with Jane T. Wright.

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Why does that namesound familiar?

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I'm playing her?

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She looks more like you.

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Why don't you do it?

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Oh, I would never dream
of stepping into her shoes.

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Jane T. Wright wasthe very embodiment

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of the strong prairie woman.

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Tough, yet tender.

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Sassy, yet sweet.

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Kind, yet terrifying.

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Paradoxical, yet--

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I got it!

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She was a realbag of snakes.

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Don't worry about
the presentation.

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No one's going to pay
any attention to you.

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They're really there

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to see me run
the old-timey thresher.

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It's very exciting.

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That must be why

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there's so manyaction movies

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about agriculture.

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I wanted to leave
the assassin life behind

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and grow flax and barley,

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but you wouldn't let me.

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Looks like this farmer

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is gonna be harvesting...

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organs.

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I don't remember
that movie.

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I made it upas a graphic example.

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...and a dollaris your change.

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Keep it.

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A dollar tip?

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Fitzy, are you drunk?

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A small thank you

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for volunteering
to work the grill

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at the Pioneer Days
barbecue.

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Now, it is my pleasure.

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I came up with a new marinade
for my chicken,

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a delicate blend
of Italian herbs,

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with turmeric and ginger--

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Can you put it
on deer steaks

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and deer sausage?

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There's no deeron the menu.

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There's no menu.

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It's deer.

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Every year we cook up
what the hunters bring back.

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You've never lived

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until you've tasted
a fresh Bambi burger.

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What do you people have
against Bambi?

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I hope the hunters get
a good haul this year.

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You never know,

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because there's
no foolproof way

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to lure a deer.

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Caulibarb!

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You can call it Barb,
you can call it Dave,

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deer still won't come.

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Right. ForgetI said anything.

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Can do.

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Look at them up there,

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thinking they're so big
and macho in the front seat.

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I'm riding up front
on the way home!

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You getting queasy
back there, buddy?

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Funny tummy?

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My tummy is fine...

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I mean, my gut is fine!

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I have to be
up here to track.

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Monitor wind shifts,
look for motion in the bush...

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You're just
up there

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because that's where
the Danishes are.

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Hey, Hank,
what kind of flowers

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are you
going to pick this year?

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I don't pick flowers!

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I clear bush!

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Okay, all right.

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I'm just saying,
when you're done,

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you've usually made
a pretty nice daisy chain.

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So? I like chain.

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All kinds of chain.

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Maybe I'll make
some chain mail.

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Join a chain gang.

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You gotraisin Danish?

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Nobody likes raisin.

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I'll eat it.

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I can handle a few raisins.

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You sure, Hank?

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You know raisins
give you the scoots.

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Deal with it!

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Hey! I read yourstupid pioneer play.

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It's just about
how hard the men worked,

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and how tough the men were,

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and how the women
just swooned around at home,

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squirting out kids and bread.

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Maybe that's how
it was back then.

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Pioneer women contributeda hell of a lot

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to settle this country.

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Look at Jane T. Wright.

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What did
Jane T. Wright do?

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What did she do?!

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I don't know.

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Didn't you write this?

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I just picked it up

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from stories old people
threw around town.

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Go do some research
and rewrite it if you want.

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I've got an old book
of Dog River history.

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Go get it from Oscar.

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Stupid garden...

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"Go protect my caulibarb!"

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If you didn't invent it,
the deer wouldn't eat it.

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Ever think of that?

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Oh, right, I'm alone.

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Oscar!

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I thoughtI was alone.

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Have any deer
come around here?

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You haven't
shot any, have you?

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You can't fire off a gunwithin town limits.

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If I could, I wouldn't
need the fence,

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would I, genius?

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So the deer can't be shot
if they're within town limits?

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Uh, listen,

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I was thinking
how unfair it is

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that you were banned
from Pioneer Days.

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If I were you,
I'd go anyway,

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just to prove a point.

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Maybe I will!

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What's my point?

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Your point is

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you're a grown man

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who can't be told
what to do.

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Now, put on a disguise
so no one recognizes you.

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A disguise?

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That's a good idea.

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Thanks, Lacey.

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I take back the mean stuffI said about you

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this morning.

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You didn't say
anything mean to me.

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Not "to" you.

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Hey, Brent, if you'reinto taking photos,

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take one of mein this hunting gear.

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I want to send itto my dad.

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Okiedoke.

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That's your camera?

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Shouldn't that beon display

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at Pioneer Days?

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Just use my phone.

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I want to text himthe pictures.

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Fine, be a techno-sheep.

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No skin off my nose.

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How do I look?

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Kind of pudgy.

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Reverse the lens.

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Oh, there you are,

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but it's a bit dark.

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There's better lighting
in that clearing.

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Plus I've been itching
to pee on that shrub

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since we got here.

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How's it hanging?

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I think I may have
found a game trail.

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Cool, cool...

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Hey, uh, you gotany tobacco?

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Tobacco?

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Yeah, smoke or chew,either's good.

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Tough guys chew,right?

273
00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:10,925
I don't.

274
00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,230
Ha! You said it,not me!

275
00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,144
Ah...

276
00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:14,406
You okay, Hank?

277
00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:16,713
You didn't eat
that raisin Danish, did you?

278
00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,193
No, I'm just...

279
00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:19,455
I heard Brent say

280
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,022
he thinks I'm emotional
and delicate.

281
00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,240
So you need a hug?

282
00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:23,938
What I need
is to show him

283
00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,330
I'm tougherthan he thinks,

284
00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:26,593
so this year

285
00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,160
I'm going to actuallyshoot a deer,

286
00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,466
but I needsomething from you.

287
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,554
Hug time.

288
00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,337
Bring it in,
little buddy.

289
00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:33,513
No, no, no,

290
00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,341
you have to track a deer
so I can kill it.

291
00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,560
I just track

292
00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,040
for the thrill
of the chase,

293
00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,390
getting close enough
to actually see one

294
00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:43,218
before they bound off
into the woods

295
00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,742
with their puffy white tail
bouncing behind them.

296
00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:46,656
I'll give you all the meat.

297
00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,614
Done.

298
00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,441
I do love
a good Bambi burger.

299
00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:53,054
Hmm, no deer yet.

300
00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:55,186
Maybe they're not as into
this caulibarb stuff

301
00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,274
as Emma says.

302
00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:57,188
Oh!

303
00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,494
Hey.

304
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,191
Eat the stuff on the ground,
don't just...

305
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,586
Well, there you go.

306
00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,587
Eat up, boys.

307
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,589
Or girls...

308
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:07,938
More where that came from.

309
00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,427
Who are you supposed to be?

310
00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,472
Lone Ranger.

311
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,517
Who are you supposed to be?

312
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,779
Aunt Jemima?

313
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,999
Yeah. I'm here
to check your syrup supply.

314
00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,827
It's in the fridge.I gotta go.

315
00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,045
Hang on.

316
00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,917
Emma said I could borrow
some history book.

317
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,135
Can you
find it for me?

318
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,136
Why can't you find it?

319
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,529
Because!

320
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,271
I can barely see out of
this giant stupid bonnet.

321
00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,533
I mean, don't get me wrong,

322
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,752
if I had an operation,

323
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,318
it'd keep me from
licking my stitches.

324
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,319
Fine.

325
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,887
"Watch my garden.""Find my book."

326
00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:46,455
Can't anyone doanything for themselves?

327
00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,370
Is that the official
Lone Ranger motto?

328
00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,981
Huh, well, that was
a waste of time.

329
00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,113
What was?

330
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:54,289
We spent the entiremorning in the woods

331
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:55,769
and never saw a single deer.

332
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,771
Aw, that is
too bad,

333
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,555
and I was so
looking forward

334
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,904
to a Bambi burger.

335
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:01,862
Ah, well,

336
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,385
everyone will just have to try

337
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,256
my new grilled chicken
marinade.

338
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:16,572
Hmm...

339
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,660
Find anything?

340
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,444
Shh! We're not
gonna find anything

341
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,011
with you being so loud.

342
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,491
We gottabag a deer soon.

343
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,101
I got the blood lust now.

344
00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,581
I'm a killing machine!

345
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,713
A merciless warrior!

346
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,933
Ugh, oh...

347
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,543
Did you lick a rock?

348
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,241
Don't tell BrentI gagged.

349
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,418
You look good in this light.

350
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,332
You could be a model.

351
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,421
Really?

352
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,683
Like for Vogue?

353
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,511
I was thinking
Field & Stream.

354
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,252
Okay, that's enoughphotos now.

355
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,993
Let's do someof the other cool stuff

356
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,385
you guys do out here.

357
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,604
I want to peeon something.

358
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,649
Hold on.

359
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,302
Let's do a few more photos,

360
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,087
because I really thinkI could send these in somewhere.

361
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,392
But loosen up.

362
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,656
Be a bit more sultry
and alluring.

363
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:57,700
Alluring?

364
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,441
No way, I'd feel stupid.

365
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,138
There's nothing
to feel stupid about.

366
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,574
I wouldn't know how.

367
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,098
Ah, simplest thing
in the world.

368
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,230
You just lean
against something...

369
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,755
you're hot, exhausted...

370
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,539
lips slightly apart...

371
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:11,453
Are you thirsty?

372
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,672
Afraid?

373
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,282
Are you cold and alone?

374
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,414
I see...

375
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,329
But give me a bit more pout.

376
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,682
Mm...

377
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,206
Oh, no, my boot's untied.

378
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,732
No good.

379
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,778
Needs a new belt.

380
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:32,909
Problem is,
nobody makes belts

381
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,868
for these old
machines anymore.

382
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,784
You do whatever it takes
to make it run.

383
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:38,654
All right.

384
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,571
She gone?

385
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,617
You look ridiculous.

386
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,751
There's none out there.

387
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,100
I can't rememberanother year

388
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,798
when we didn't evensee a deer.

389
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,408
Climate change
is real.

390
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,583
Yup.

391
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,932
Maybe in another
20 years,

392
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,412
the deer
will be extinct,

393
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,718
like the penguins.

394
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,023
Penguinsaren't extinct.

395
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,503
I realized that
as soon as I said it.

396
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:02,417
Hey!

397
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,766
Get away from there!

398
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,115
Okay, Jane T. Wright,

399
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,727
let's see what your deal was.

400
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:08,945
Boring,

401
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,555
boring...

402
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,688
bor-- hold the phone.

403
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,516
Oh, that can't be right.

404
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,083
Wow.

405
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,041
I was not expecting that.

406
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,784
We're closed
for Pioneer Days!

407
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:22,742
A-ha!

408
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,874
Oh!
What the hell?

409
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,531
Is this some kinda
Hitchcock thing?

410
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:35,929
What's going on?

411
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:36,843
Nothing.

412
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:37,974
Just woodsy forest things.

413
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,149
What are you doing?

414
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,543
Been tracking deer,
but it's strange.

415
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,501
All indications show
the flow travelling

416
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,764
in the opposite
direction

417
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:45,765
from other years.

418
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,331
Like, back toward town.

419
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,680
That doesn't mean
I want to be a model.

420
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:49,986
What?

421
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,553
I'm just saying
we may as well pack up camp

422
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,946
and head home.

423
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,512
A model?

424
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,776
For a chunky monkey,he's got moves.

425
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,212
Hey, I was posing--

426
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,780
I mean, Karen was posingdown by the river,

427
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:01,955
and I saw these.

428
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,044
Aren't these thosepurple flowers you like?

429
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:05,610
I hate flowers.

430
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,830
Okay, do you also hategetting a boot in your tooter,

431
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,179
'cause that's a coupleseconds away

432
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,790
if you don't tell mewhat's with the attitude.

433
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,793
Oh, now who's
sensitive?

434
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,534
Well, I think everyoneis going to enjoy

435
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,623
my rathersubstantial re-write

436
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,321
of the pioneer play.

437
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:23,150
I think folks will be
plenty interested

438
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,587
in the authentic
historical details

439
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,633
I have unearthed
about our own Jane T. Wright.

440
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,029
Plenty interested indeed.

441
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,552
Mm-hmm, yup.

442
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,817
Muy, muy interestico.

443
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,036
Could you go
somewhere else now?

444
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,733
Can do.

445
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,651
Ah! No!

446
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,609
I didn't realize

447
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,002
there were this many deer.

448
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,699
That's why
we hunt them every year,

449
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,962
to control
the overpopulation.

450
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,224
Overpopulation?

451
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,182
Yeah.

452
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,574
If there's more
of them than us,

453
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,315
and once they get
the vote, we are--

454
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,447
Dammit, Nate!

455
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,840
I've told you
that's not the issue.

456
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,847
Hey! What the hell?

457
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,373
Oh!

458
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,202
Hey!

459
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:18,770
I only needed one more plop,
you jackass!

460
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,947
These deer are
ruining everything!

461
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,949
What simpletons areon the organizing committee

462
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,167
this year?

463
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,517
And we can't even
shoot the deer in town,

464
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,085
so there won't be
any sausage for the barbecue.

465
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,478
This is about bingo!

466
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,001
Bingo has
been called.

467
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,394
Hold your cards.

468
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,483
Oscar, we needto find a way

469
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,180
to get ridof these deer.

470
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,226
Who is this, uh,
Oscar you speak of?

471
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,576
I'm the one who told youto wear a disguise.

472
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,838
Oh, yeah.

473
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,013
Aah!

474
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,755
They can still smell
the caulibarb on me.

475
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,235
This is all my fault.

476
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,150
Why are thereso many deer in town?

477
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,151
It's not my fault.

478
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,761
That's all we know.

479
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,938
Oscar, I told youyou weren't allowed here,

480
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,940
and why are you dressedlike the Lone Ranger?

481
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:58,898
I'm not.

482
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,290
I mean, he's not.

483
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:03,598
Come with me.
I have an idea.

484
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,169
Okay, why
are you pouting?

485
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,735
You've been
pouting all day.

486
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,215
I heard you tell Karen

487
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,043
you thought I was sensitive
and emotionally delicate.

488
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,305
He didn't say
"emotionally delicate."

489
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,480
He said...

490
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,656
Oh, yeah, that is
what you said.

491
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,527
Does seem harsh,

492
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,397
now that
I hear it again.

493
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,356
So I said you were delicate,

494
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,401
and you were gonna
prove me wrong by pouting?

495
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,969
I was going to prove you wrong
by actually killing a deer.

496
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,102
Killing something
doesn't make you macho.

497
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,234
See? Grasshopper.

498
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,627
Does that make me a tough guy?

499
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,803
I know what you said,
and I know what you think.

500
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:35,804
Just drive.

501
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,111
Ugh,
that was a big one.

502
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,811
Ladies and gentlemen

503
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,727
of the fine settlement
of Dog River.

504
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:48,077
In a few minutes,
you will be witness

505
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,166
to the modern engineering marvel

506
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,995
that is an old-timey
threshing machine,

507
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,779
but let me be clear,

508
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,607
the men who settled this area

509
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:59,045
weren't the only ones
doing the work.

510
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,872
The women of that time,

511
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,005
or this time,
however we're playing this,

512
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,181
were every bit as important,

513
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,880
and many were the town's
first entrepreneurs.

514
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,057
In fact, as we all know,

515
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:15,452
our very own Jane T. Wright
founded the Post Office,

516
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,193
the first General Store,

517
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,630
co-operated
the local blacksmith...

518
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:23,069
but you may be
surprised to learn

519
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,332
she also operated...

520
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,898
a cat house!

521
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,250
Okay, that is to say...

522
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,817
a house of ill repute!

523
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,603
A whore house?

524
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,868
Now that I have your attention,

525
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,218
I will re-enact
a typical transaction

526
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,437
from that time.

527
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,916
I need a male volunteer.

528
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,876
Ooh, me! Me, me, me!

529
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,401
Success!

530
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,924
Thanks again.

531
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,056
My pleasure.

532
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,320
It's been two hours.Pull up your pants.

533
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,235
Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen,

534
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,758
as I demonstrate

535
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:05,067
the pinnacle of 1905
agricultural technology.

536
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,025
Hey!

537
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,678
The wheat wagon is gone.

538
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,376
Who took the wheat wagon?

539
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,639
He's saving Pioneer Days!

540
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,293
Ha ha!

541
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,991
This is working like a charm.

542
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,603
Okay, but can I
sit up there with you?

543
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:20,517
Nope.

544
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,084
Gotta be back there

545
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,130
where they can smell
your caulibarb stink.

546
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,001
Nice.

547
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,090
Where are we taking
the deer, anyway?

548
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,005
Back to the-- Ow!
--woods?

549
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,964
No, they'd just turn around
and head back to town.

550
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,618
I have a better idea.

551
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,057
What was designed
to keep them out

552
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,884
is now keeping them in.

553
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,973
How's that for larceny?

554
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,279
Do you mean "irony"?

555
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,193
I might.

556
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,455
Won't Emma be mad

557
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:46,717
that they're eating
all her other plants?

558
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,241
Sure. Mad as hell,

559
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,633
but she'll never knowit was me,

560
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,635
thanks toyour disguise idea.

561
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,289
Um... okay,

562
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,031
but let's not mention
the "my idea" part?

563
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,557
The shots you took
of me are good,

564
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,733
but the ones I took
are awesome.

565
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,474
Well, you had
an awesome model.

566
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,476
You are kind of sexy
in these shots.

567
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,347
Everyone's saying so.

568
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,348
Everyone?

569
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,306
Yeah. I posted some online,

570
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,221
and you've had an offer
to appear in a magazine.

571
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:13,614
Really? Which one?

572
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,833
It's called
"Out & Outdoors."

573
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,009
"The wildernessadventure magazine

574
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,620
for gay men."

575
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,883
Hmm... I guess I reallywas bringing the heat,

576
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,145
wasn't I?

577
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,408
It sucks that I nevergot to prove to Brent

578
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,802
that I'm rugged enoughto shoot a deer.

579
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,238
Well, if
you're serious,

580
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,632
now's your chance.

581
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,895
Guess my tracking skills
are still on point.

582
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,723
You didn't track him.He just showed up.

583
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,767
Did he?

584
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,769
Or did I get inside his mind?

585
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,162
No, he just showed up.

586
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,207
Okay, fine,

587
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,947
but he's outside
the town limit sign.

588
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,558
Legally fair game.

589
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,265
Aw, I can't do it.

590
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,658
Brent was right.

591
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,094
I'm soft!

592
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,799
Ooh...

593
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,193
looks like we're gonna have
deer sausage after all!

594
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,935
Yay! Whoo!

595
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,199
Well, that was gross.

596
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,766
Now you know why
I just track 'em.

597
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,644
Hey... everyone's talking
about your dramatic retooling

598
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,733
of the Jane T. Wright story.

599
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,692
I had everyone
in the palm of my hand,

600
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,824
till Emma fired up
the deer grinder.

601
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,957
Yeah, but I think
you're a bit mixed up.

602
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,220
Jane ran a house of women, yes,

603
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,005
because she took in
a lot of widows at the time,

604
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,747
and she also
took in stray cats.

605
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,749
It was a literal cat house.

606
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,621
Oh. Ah, well, who cares?

607
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:48,752
I never let a few facts

608
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,232
get in the way
of a good story.

609
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,672
I guess we'll never knowwho that masked man was

610
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,631
who saved
Pioneer Days.

611
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,763
It was me!
I saved the day.

612
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,417
Oh, please.

613
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:04,159
Emma asked the strangerdirectly if he was you,

614
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,030
and he clearly
said he wasn't.

615
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,076
Yup. Guess
we'll never know.

616
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,556
It was me, I tell ya!

617
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,427
I'm a hero!

618
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,559
Ya simpletons!

619
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,865
You were right, Brent.

620
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,650
I had that deerright in my sights

621
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,129
and couldn'tpull the trigger.

622
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,522
I guess I'm weak.

623
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,915
That doesn't
make you weak.

624
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,222
Listen, guys like
you and me are strong.

625
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,658
Stronger than
those other dudes.

626
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:25,746
What do you mean?

627
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,965
Well, neither of us
can kill a deer,

628
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,490
yet here were are,
happily eating one.

629
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,621
It takes a lot
of inner strength

630
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,275
to overcome that level
of hypocrisy.

631
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,276
Really?

632
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,538
It would crush
most men.

633
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:36,365
But...

634
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,716
Huh... when youput it that way...

635
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,371
Yeah.

636
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,373
I guess we arekinda tough.

637
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,505
Mm!

638
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,811
Wow, I hate
to say it,

639
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:48,856
but these
Bambi burgers

640
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,292
are delicious.

641
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,946
Thanks for killing
that deer, Hank.

642
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,208
Oh, I didn't.

643
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,775
I just, uh...

644
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,037
oh, my God,

645
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,386
I killed Bambi!

646
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,738
No!

647
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,132
You know he's
emotionally delicate.

648
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,748
♪ I don't know

649
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,447
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

650
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,843
♪ I don't know

651
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,151
♪ I just... don't know

652
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,373
♪ Ooh

653
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,809
♪ It's a great big place

654
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,028
♪ Ooh

655
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,508
♪ Full of nothin' but space

656
00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,554
♪ Ooh

657
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,512
♪ And it's my happy place

658
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,080
♪ I don't know