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Freeze!

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I mean, stay.

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Boy, that GPS tracking tag
we put his collar

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really works.

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That's a good boy.

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Thanks.

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I was talking
to the dog.

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Come on, Hunter.
Let's get you home.

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Wanna go for a ride, buddy?

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Sure. Where are we going?

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Nope, still the dog.

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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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So scaring the kittywith vegetables

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is your ideaof a good time?

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Why is the cat
afraid of a cucumber?

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Kale is far more
terrifying.

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Where do you findthis stuff, Mom?

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Mew Tube.

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The only place to find
all the cute cat videos.

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Yeah, 'cause cat videosare a real rarity

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on the Internet.

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It's just harmless
good fun.

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If you want good fun,
it needs to be harmful.

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The funniest videos online

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are dudes getting
sacked in the 'nads.

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Timeless classic.

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There's
an entire website

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dedicated to it

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called "Hard
in the Nards."

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Mom, maybe don't Google"Hard" or "Nards."

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People getting hurt
isn't funny.

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It's just plain stupid.

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Well, stupid'swhere it's at online.

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Here, let meshow you one

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that's the bestof both worlds.

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It's a video of a cat

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clamped ontoa guy's crotch.

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Uh-oh.

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Aah! Where did you all--

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This is an outrage!

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I'm in a Facebook
flame war.

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Interrupting
my sexy chats!

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Whoa, whoa.

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Can someone rational
please explain what's going on?

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I don't know
where you think you--

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I said "someone rational."

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You'll have to do.

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This massive,

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but not out-of-character,
overreaction

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is because
the WiFi is down.

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You need to rebootyour router.

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Ah.

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Okay, that sounds
reasonable.

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WiFi should be
back up in a jiffy.

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Aah!

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My god.

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What else happens in this town
when my back is turned?

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Don't ask questions

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you don't want the answers to.

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Why is everyone so upset
about my WiFi being down?

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They didn't even
stick around to use it.

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Oh, uh, we don't
have to be here

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to use your WiFi.

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You don't?

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Where does it reach?

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Main Street, bar,my bathroom.

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Kinda weak in my basement.

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My WiFi can't travel
that far.

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No, no.

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That's why we installed
the signal booster.

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The what?

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You mean I'm paying
for the entire town's WiFi?

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We paid for
the signal booster!

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And everyone
knows about this?

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Everyone but you,
apparently.

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We thought you were
okay with this.

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Yeah.

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Why are you shocked

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that people are usingyour open WiFi?

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Brace yourself:

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they use your ketchupand napkins too.

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Yeah, when they're here.

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These are free things
for paying customers.

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We are customers.

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Just sometimes,we're customers at home.

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Yeah, we're not all
married to our careers.

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If I turn around again,
will you all disappear?

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I promise this
won't happen again.

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You're right.

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That GPS tag made ita real time-saver.

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Just think,

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if we tagged
everyone in town,

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we'd always know
where everyone was.

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That would make
our job way easier.

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Except that would bea highly illegal

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and massiveinvasion of privacy.

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Oh. Right,

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but consider this:

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I assumed
you'd be on board,

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and I've done it
already.

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Ah! Aah! Oh! Aah!

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It's not even
a cute cat.

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Or a cute crotch,

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but look at how manyviews it's gotten.

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I just don't see
what the point is.

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The point is,

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sometimes you can makea lot of money

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and get famous froma single dumb video.

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You can?

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Ready to go?

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Let's get our stupid on.

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-Hmm....

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Time to make
a wish.

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Hmm...

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Watching you
with technology

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is more entertaining

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than these videos
I'm enjoying...

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for free...

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on your open WiFi.

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Enjoy it while you can,

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'cause I'm putting
a password on this thing.

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As soon as I find its keyboard.

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Great,

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looks like I'll just have
enough time to watch

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the entire
Lord of the Rings trilogy.

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The director's cut.

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How on earth

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did you manage to tagso many people?

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I gave them
friendship bracelets.

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The GPS tags are in the charm.

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If they're
friendship bracelets,

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why didn't you give me one?

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You're a work friend.

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Don't make this weird.

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You can't track peoplewithout them knowing.

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This is really,really, really illegal.

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If it helps the police,
how illegal can it be?

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I said three "reallies."

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When we're in the car,

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we have the right
to surveil people.

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What's the difference

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doing it from
the comfort of our desks

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using technology in way
that it wasn't intended?

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Because it's--

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Hang on.

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That's Rheena,
Michelle, and Mavis.

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At Rheena's.

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What are they up to?

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Maybe they're
a girl gang.

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That's everyonefrom book club.

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They said it wascancelled this week.

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Probably discussing"Let's Get Together

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and Back-Stab Our Friend."

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Yech,

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that's a terrible
title.

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Just think,

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we could become hugeInternet celebrities.

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I could be bigger thanthat epic mealtime guy!

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I'm comin' after
your viewers, Harley!

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Who the hell is Hank Yarbo,

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and how is he stealing
all my viewers?

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Whoa...

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He took that puck in the nuts
like a champ.

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I'm inspired.

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Hey, guys!

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We're making a giant burrito.

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It'll be a hockey bag
full of pucks and nuts,

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covered in gravy.

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I'm calling it... the Yarbo.

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Hey!

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I was still musing!

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It's my turn.

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I'm going to be bigger

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than vlogging sensation
Casey Neistat.

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Ah, I can't concentrate,
I'm too excited.

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Okay, let's do this.

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Spread your legs,

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and pretend I'm not aiming
for your crotch.

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Hang on.

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Why are we wingin' the puck
at my junk?

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How am I going to
wing a puck at my own junk?

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Yeah, I guess
you got a point.

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It's just physics, buddy.

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Does anyone in here know
how to put a stupid password

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into a stupid router?

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With no stringsattached?

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And that would
benefit us how?

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Fine.

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What are your strings?

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One string,
very reasonable.

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Hey!
The WiFi is locked.

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Is it?

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Huh.

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I'm online.

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Oh, that's right.

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I'm the only one
who has the password.

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I and I alone have access
to the World Wide Web.

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I have it too.

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Well, of course you--

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Geez, I was having
a friggin' moment over here.

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Unbelievable.

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Michelle said she wasgoing to the city

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to buy a romper,

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but according to this,she stayed home.

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Huh, probably just seweda shirt to her shorts.

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Here you go, guys.

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Hey!

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Are you on my WiFi?

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How did you crack
the password?

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Ease up on the paranoiathere, Mr. Robot.

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We don't need WiFi.

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This tracking systemworks on GPS.

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What are you
tracking?

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People.

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Davis!

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Whoops!
Don't tell anyone.

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Legal reasons.

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Wait, are you
tracking me?

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No, I wouldn't
do that to a friend.

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Here, have
a friendship bracelet.

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Aww, that's sweet.

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Hey, since
we're friends,

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what's the WiFi
password?

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Nice try.

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"N-I-C-E-- Hmm...

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That's odd.

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According to Zeke's tracker,

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he's been in that dumpster
for hours.

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Hmm. He's usually
only in there

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20 minutes, tops.

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You betterinvestigate that.

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I'll stay here

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and keep track ofMichelle's web of lies.

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I'm on it.

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And let Lacey know

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her password doesn't work.

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Hey, Lacey,

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I'm putting together
a film crew

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to shoot a viral
video of Oscar.

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Do you know anyone
with a movie camera,

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and some lights?

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Probably going to need
one of those best boys

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I keep hearing about.

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Oh, sure, I canget you all that.

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Plus a crane jib,

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and James Cameronto direct.

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No, no,
I'll be directing.

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You don't need all that.

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You can just shoot a video
with your phone.

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I can?

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Movie camera andegg timer?

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This is one hell of a rig.

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Your fluffy cousin
tried to kill me!

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This is payback!

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H'yah! Tell your friends!

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Oscar, can you come here?

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The old "step-on-a-rake,
smack-in-the-puss" routine.

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Come on, stupid.

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Find your mark.

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Oh.

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Well, this could
hurt someone.

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Dammit.

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You left the rake on the--

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Whoa!

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Dammit!

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Dammit!

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Huh? Oh--
Oh!

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Hmm...

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Something's off.

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Are you wearing a cup?

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No.

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Who's there?

274
00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,479
Okay, I'm wearing a cup.

275
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,611
I might have kids
someday.

276
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,395
I don't want them
coming out dented.

277
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,658
You wantto go viral or not?

278
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:37,577
Okay, let me explain
the concept of a nut shot.

279
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,752
I provide the shot,

280
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,536
and you provide the rest.

281
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,668
Wouldn't a shot to the noggin

282
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,104
be just as entertaining?

283
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:43,974
Ah!

284
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,280
Nope.

285
00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,239
Oh man!

286
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,415
I can't believe how long
that cat stays clamped

287
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,026
on this guy's crotch.

288
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,941
Hang in there, kitty!

289
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,072
You got WiFi?

290
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,770
Wanna set upa hotspot for me?

291
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,728
Not as much as I wanna
tell you to get stuffed.

292
00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,600
The information highway's
a lot faster

293
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,731
without
all you Winnebagos

294
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:02,645
clogging it up.

295
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,515
Beat it.

296
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,997
Ah, should have gotten her
to pay for those chips.

297
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:07,824
Ah, well.

298
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,130
Whoa-ho!

299
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,523
That cat's still
latched on there.

300
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:12,960
Whew! How much longer
does this--

301
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,352
Eight more minutes?

302
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,528
Anything
to eat today?

303
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,313
What's the point
of going out for lunch

304
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,837
if you can't post pictures
of your food online?

305
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,013
You could talk
to your wife.

306
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,798
We have beentalking.

307
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,626
About how there'sno free WiFi.

308
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,672
Hmm, well, maybe if you both
ordered burgers and fries,

309
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,847
and dessert,

310
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,023
and tipped 20%,

311
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,199
I could do a little
something for you.

312
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,158
Intriguing.

313
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,725
Could you alsogive me the password?

314
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,422
That's what I meant.

315
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,379
What did you think

316
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,380
the "little
something" was?

317
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,425
Yeah, Won.

318
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,644
What did you think?

319
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,343
Don't share this
with anyone,

320
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,606
or I'll have to
change the password.

321
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,782
Like you know how
to change the password.

322
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,697
Okay, we promise.

323
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:55,655
Hmm.

324
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,877
Turns out Zeke's
not dead in a dumpster,

325
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,226
but my heart is.

326
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,924
You should
notify his next of kin.

327
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,142
I said he's not--

328
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,753
Are you listening to me?

329
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,669
Zeke threw my friendship
bracelet in the garbage.

330
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,148
Maybe he's not into jewelry

331
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,150
that looks like it was made
by a seven-year old girl.

332
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,457
I don't know about
this tracking thing.

333
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,588
Are you kidding me?

334
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,287
You're a geniusfor coming up with this.

335
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,157
See?

336
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,332
Looks great on me.

337
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,986
Brings out the colour
of my wrist.

338
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,074
I don't know.

339
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,467
It doesn't feel like
it's paying off.

340
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:27,774
Uh-oh.

341
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,732
Rheena's aboutto park illegally.

342
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:30,733
You couldwrite the ticket

343
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,300
on the wayto give it to her.

344
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:35,216
That would give me timeto make a new bracelet for Zeke,

345
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,697
with more masculine colours.

346
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,960
Go get 'em, tiger!

347
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,704
That's it.

348
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,357
Say good night, Gilligan.

349
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,707
This'll be gold.

350
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,361
Oh, whoa--

351
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,320
There we go.

352
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,062
Seriously?

353
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,238
When has any human ever
gotten in a hammock without--

354
00:11:58,674 --> 00:11:59,806
Grr...

355
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,851
Ow!

356
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,769
Psst!
Here's the password.

357
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,076
No sharesies.

358
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,298
Ugh, dammit, woman!

359
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,780
Why bring me lemonade
if I can't reach it?

360
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,870
Wait until he finds out
it's not lemonade.

361
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785
Stalking anyone
in particular, Mom?

362
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,613
You scaredthe bejesus out of me.

363
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,223
Quit being so sneaky.

364
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,964
Says the woman
crouched in a shrub.

365
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,403
Do you know how longI've been in here

366
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,796
trying to geta video of Oscar

367
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,450
falling out ofthat hammock?

368
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,060
Oh, sorry
I interrupted.

369
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,020
That would have
been... hilarious.

370
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,936
Mom's got a ringer.

371
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:43,937
Dad.

372
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:44,851
It's only a matter of time

373
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,548
before she getsa video of him

374
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,289
doing something stupid.

375
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,291
If her video goes viralbefore ours,

376
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,162
I'll never hearthe end of it.

377
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,643
We've gotto ratchet this up.

378
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,514
Did you run
all the way here?

379
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,560
No, I drove,

380
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,127
but you've gota long driveway.

381
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:00,997
Whew.

382
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,046
I see you leaving
that bakery, Michelle.

383
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,482
Gluten-free, my ass.

384
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,791
Well, that was
a waste of time.

385
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,009
Didn't yougive Rheena a ticket?

386
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:13,923
I tried,

387
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,359
but she hadn't parked yet,

388
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,926
and said I couldn't
give her a ticket

389
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,798
for thinking about
doing a crime.

390
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,147
Then we spent half an hour

391
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,845
arguing the plausibility
of Minority Report.

392
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,368
It didn't save me any time,

393
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,370
and Rheena's extra mad at me.

394
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,285
This GPS thing sucks.

395
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,417
I'm shutting it down.

396
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,635
No!

397
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,812
I finally know
what everyone is up to.

398
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,335
Not everyone,

399
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,380
because not everyone
in town has a bracelet.

400
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,338
What?

401
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,252
Who doesn't havea bracelet,

402
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,296
and whatare they doing?

403
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,776
You need to buymore tracking tags.

404
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,690
Forget it.

405
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,605
The power's gone
to your head.

406
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,998
Also, it's
too much work.

407
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,827
Oh, you're right.

408
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,872
Ugh, can't believe how
sucked into this technology

409
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,873
I got.

410
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,527
Give me the car keys.

411
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,528
Why?

412
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,877
I need to get awayfrom the screen.

413
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:55,791
Clear my head,

414
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,053
maybe take a nap.

415
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:00,970
What the--

416
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,146
What's with
the endless buffering?

417
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,887
Are you online?

418
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,367
How'd you get
the password?

419
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,151
What are you, CSIS?

420
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,718
What's CSIS?

421
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,329
That's just what someone
in CSIS would say.

422
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,156
All you
have to do

423
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,288
is order
a lot of food,

424
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,898
and Lacey will
give you the password.

425
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,508
But don't
tell anyone.

426
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,075
Tell no one.

427
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,337
What's a gal gotta do

428
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,644
to monopolize
the Internet around here?

429
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,820
Merge with Time Warner?

430
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,522
Huh? Hunter?

431
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:34,177
I am not chasing
that dog again.

432
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,919
Don't...

433
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,138
Don't you...

434
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,530
Don't even...

435
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,273
Oh, great.

436
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,709
Now I have to
give Helen a ticket

437
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,147
for not picking up after
her stupid dog.

438
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,018
This program's killing me.

439
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,803
Why is Zeke the highway?

440
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,066
Wait.

441
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,764
Karen has Zeke's bracelet.

442
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,506
Where is she going?

443
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,337
So... Frodo is about
to throw the ring

444
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,947
into the river of fire,

445
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,949
when he changes his mind
and keeps it,

446
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:10,344
and that sense of betrayal
Samwise felt

447
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:13,390
is not unlike what's burning
in my chest right now!

448
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,740
Aw, are you talkingabout the Godfather?

449
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,481
No, that's Fredo!

450
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,440
But there's also betrayal
in the Godfather,

451
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,832
so let's go with that.

452
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:21,833
Bottom line,

453
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,531
you gave up
the password.

454
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,532
You Fredoed me.

455
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,186
Aw, I'm sorry.

456
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,231
It only seemed fair
to make people order food

457
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,017
since I'm the only one
paying for WiFi.

458
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,062
Well, I'm going to change
the password,

459
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,151
and I'm not telling
anyone what it is,

460
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,327
including you, Frodo.

461
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,763
Uh, Fredo.

462
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:39,939
Where did we leave off
with this?

463
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,810
You can't just shut meout of my own WiFi.

464
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,204
Oops, just did,

465
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,380
and you're never going
to guess the password.

466
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,991
Is it"Lacey betrayed me?"

467
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,340
Not anymore.

468
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,303
So, you want me to jump off
the ladder onto a ball,

469
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,913
bounce onto the skateboard,

470
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,523
roll through a hoop of fire,

471
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,178
and smash crotch-first
into a teeter-totter?

472
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,180
Yeah, but make it look natural.

473
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,443
I don't think hula hoops
burst into flames naturally.

474
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,749
You're overthinking.

475
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,142
You're too aware of what's...

476
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,579
Hold on, that's the problem.

477
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,015
It's also the solution.

478
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:19,848
Hey, Dad!

479
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:20,980
What?

480
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,503
How's it going
with that prank video

481
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,331
Mom's shooting of you that
you're now totally aware of?

482
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,897
You son of a bitch.

483
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,639
Hey, don't talk aboutmy mom like that.

484
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,298
You're trying to
make me look stupid?

485
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,952
You always
look stupid.

486
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,823
I just want to share
you with the world.

487
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,868
How many views

488
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,522
does an old man yellingusually get?

489
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,393
Depends if that
hand-in-the-water trick works,

490
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,220
and he wets himself.

491
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,092
Who wet himself?

492
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,268
And why am I
getting a manicure?

493
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,226
We had an agreement.

494
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,836
We order
too much food,

495
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,708
and you give us
free WiFi.

496
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,058
Well, you had free WiFi,

497
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,799
and you got a delicious meal,

498
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,714
so everyone should be happy!

499
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:00,758
We're not.

500
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,412
You owe us WiFi.

501
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,979
Lacey stoleour WiFi!

502
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,589
-Give us our WiFi back.
-Yeah!

503
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,722
You've been stealing
my Internet for years.

504
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,246
This is all because of
that stupid signal booster.

505
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,900
I should go smash it.

506
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:12,901
Yeah,

507
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,816
but you don't know
where it is.

508
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,692
Oh, don't I?

509
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,042
I'm going there right now

510
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,653
to smash it into
a million pieces.

511
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,089
If you want to stop me,

512
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,831
you're going to have
to get there first.

513
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,486
She's bluffing.

514
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:33,791
Or is she?

515
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,793
Are you calling my bluff
on the bluffing?

516
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:37,969
Film all you want.

517
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,885
I'm not gonna be the star
of your dumb thing.

518
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,409
The competition is out.

519
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,541
Hank, go run 'nad-first
into that tree!

520
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,152
What? We talkedabout this.

521
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,544
I'm too aware.

522
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:48,850
Then close your eyes
and run into the tree.

523
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,373
Forget it!I'm out too.

524
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,899
So...

525
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,553
You went and boughtmore tags

526
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,773
to track the restof the town, huh?

527
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,427
What? No!

528
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,645
Aw, man!

529
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,474
Have you been tracking me
this entire time?

530
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,433
That is not a friendly way

531
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,348
to dispose ofa friendship bracelet.

532
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,653
Did you see
everywhere I went?

533
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,177
If you're asking

534
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,396
if I know that you went
to a laser hair removal place,

535
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,354
then no.

536
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,833
Okay, wow.

537
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,009
This really is
an invasion of privacy.

538
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,707
Experiment over.

539
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,275
Oh, thank god.

540
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,493
Friends again?

541
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,581
Work friends.

542
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,626
Good enough.

543
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,498
Then, as your friend,I have to say,

544
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,847
laser hair removal?

545
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:30,848
Why?

546
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,981
You can barely seeyour mustache.

547
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,591
This is the longest
you've gone

548
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,550
without being
an idiot, Oscar.

549
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,725
Knock it off!

550
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:38,856
Come on, Hank.

551
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,728
Just follow your naturaldoofus instinct.

552
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,295
I don't have
to take this.

553
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,645
The verbal abuse,
the physical abuse.

554
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,125
If you want to
film something,

555
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,865
film me walking away.

556
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,345
Whoa!

557
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,783
Aah! Cucumber!

558
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,176
Aah!

559
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,699
Kale!

560
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:56,744
Did you get it?

561
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,701
I got it!Did you get it?

562
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:58,659
I did!

563
00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,790
We both got it!

564
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,052
The productionvalue on this

565
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,098
will get us to the topof "Hard in the Nards."

566
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,578
Again, I can'tstress enough.

567
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:05,970
Do not Googleany of that.

568
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,583
I need to see
that tracking thingie.

569
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,367
Oh, we're notdoing that anymore.

570
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,804
I need to know where
everyone in town is going.

571
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,503
Trust me,
you don't want to know.

572
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,895
Show me!

573
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,245
Jeez, okay.

574
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,596
Explain
how this works.

575
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,685
This is youat the police station.

576
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,644
The other blue dots arewhoever's wearing a tag.

577
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,733
Looks like a mob of themare coming down Main Street.

578
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,302
They're coming towards
the police station.

579
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,826
But...

580
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,829
they're supposed to go
towards the booster.

581
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,222
Unless...

582
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,919
Eight metres.

583
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,052
Six metres.

584
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,662
Two metres!

585
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:46,924
That can't be.

586
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,317
That's insidethe room.

587
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,058
It's reading
right, man!

588
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,323
They're on the roof.

589
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,195
Wait, where'd Lacey go?

590
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,108
Ha ha!

591
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,327
Suckers!

592
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,242
I knew you'd want
to protect the booster.

593
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,462
The tracking devices
Karen and Davis put on you

594
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,246
led me right to it.

595
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,943
Tracking devices?

596
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,554
We're being
monitored?

597
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,425
Uh...

598
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,905
don't you have
a booster box to protect?

599
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,863
Too late! Ha ha!

600
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,780
There.

601
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,173
WiFi problem solved.

602
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,698
Oh, is it?

603
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,485
I'm still the only one
with the password.

604
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,357
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

605
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,142
And I'm the only one
with a cleaver.

606
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:31,882
We should talk.

607
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,367
How's our video doing?

608
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,673
We rich and famous yet?

609
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:40,587
Far from it.

610
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,370
Check the comments.

611
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,590
"Two-camera shoot."

612
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,591
"This is fake."

613
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,462
"Totally staged."

614
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,029
How dumbare these people

615
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,944
that they can't enjoyreal stupid?

616
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,293
Oh, don't lose faith

617
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,642
in the stupidity
of the Internet.

618
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,123
There's half a million hits

619
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,864
on "Hottie Meat Cleaver Mama

620
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,387
Loses It
On Police Station Roof."

621
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,259
Will you stop

622
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,564
showing that
to people?

623
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,087
Hey, they called you
"Hottie."

624
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,705
♪ I don't know

625
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:14,360
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

626
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,800
♪ I don't know

627
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:23,064
♪ I just... don't know

628
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:27,329
♪ Ooh

629
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,722
♪ It's a great big place

630
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,941
♪ Ooh

631
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,421
♪ Full of nothin' but space

632
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,467
♪ Ooh

633
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,469
♪ And it's my happy place

634
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,993
♪ I don't know