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[siren wailing]

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[dramatic chase music plays]

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Freeze!

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I mean, stay.

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Boy, that GPS tracking tag
we put his collar

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really works.

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That's a good boy.

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Thanks.

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I was talking
to the dog.

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Come on, Hunter.
Let's get you home.

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Wanna go for a ride, buddy?

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Sure. Where are we going?

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Nope, still the dog.

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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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[♪♪♪]

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[Emma chuckling]

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[cat yowls]

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[laughing]

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So scaring the kittywith vegetables

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is your ideaof a good time?

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Why is the cat
afraid of a cucumber?

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Kale is far more
terrifying.

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Where do you findthis stuff, Mom?

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Mew Tube.

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The only place to find
all the cute cat videos.

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Yeah, 'cause cat videosare a real rarity

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on the Internet.

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It's just harmless
good fun.

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If you want good fun,
it needs to be harmful.

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The funniest videos online

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are dudes getting
sacked in the 'nads.

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Timeless classic.

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There's
an entire website

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dedicated to it

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called "Hard
in the Nards."

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Mom, maybe don't Google"Hard" or "Nards."

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People getting hurt
isn't funny.

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It's just plain stupid.

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Well, stupid'swhere it's at online.

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Here, let meshow you one

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that's the bestof both worlds.

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It's a video of a cat

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clamped ontoa guy's crotch.

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[beeping]

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Uh-oh.

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[humming happily]

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Aah! Where did you all--

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This is an outrage!

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I'm in a Facebook
flame war.

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Interrupting
my sexy chats!

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Whoa, whoa.

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Can someone rational
please explain what's going on?

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I don't know
where you think you--

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I said "someone rational."

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You'll have to do.

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This massive,

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but not out-of-character,
overreaction

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is because
the WiFi is down.

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You need to rebootyour router.

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Ah.

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Okay, that sounds
reasonable.

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WiFi should be
back up in a jiffy.

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Aah!

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My god.

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What else happens in this town
when my back is turned?

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Don't ask questions

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you don't want the answers to.

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Why is everyone so upset
about my WiFi being down?

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They didn't even
stick around to use it.

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Oh, uh, we don't
have to be here

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to use your WiFi.

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You don't?

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Where does it reach?

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Main Street, bar,my bathroom.

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Kinda weak in my basement.

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My WiFi can't travel
that far.

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[chuckles] No, no.

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That's why we installed
the signal booster.

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The what?

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You mean I'm paying
for the entire town's WiFi?

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We paid for
the signal booster!

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And everyone
knows about this?

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Everyone but you,
apparently.

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We thought you were
okay with this.

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Yeah.

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Why are you shocked

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that people are usingyour open WiFi?

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Brace yourself:

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they use your ketchupand napkins too.

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Yeah, when they're here.

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These are free things
for paying customers.

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We are customers.

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Just sometimes,we're customers at home.

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Yeah, we're not all
married to our careers.

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[laughing]

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If I turn around again,
will you all disappear?

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[♪♪♪]

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I promise this
won't happen again.

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You're right.

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That GPS tag made ita real time-saver.

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Just think,

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if we tagged
everyone in town,

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we'd always know
where everyone was.

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That would make
our job way easier.

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Except that would bea highly illegal

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and massiveinvasion of privacy.

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Oh. Right,

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but consider this:

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I assumed
you'd be on board,

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and I've done it
already.

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[man screaming]
Ah! Aah! Oh! Aah!

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[laughing]

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It's not even
a cute cat.

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Or a cute crotch,

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but look at how manyviews it's gotten.

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I just don't see
what the point is.

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The point is,

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sometimes you can makea lot of money

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and get famous froma single dumb video.

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You can?

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Ready to go?

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Let's get our stupid on.

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[door closes]
-Hmm....

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Time to make
a wish.

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[inhaling deeply]

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[coughing and gagging]

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[chuckles deviously]

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Hmm...

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[♪♪♪]

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[chuckles]

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Watching you
with technology

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is more entertaining

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than these videos
I'm enjoying...

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for free...

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on your open WiFi.

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Enjoy it while you can,

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'cause I'm putting
a password on this thing.

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As soon as I find its keyboard.

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Great,

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looks like I'll just have
enough time to watch

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the entire
Lord of the Rings trilogy.

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[clanging and banging]

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The director's cut.

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How on earth

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did you manage to tagso many people?

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I gave them
friendship bracelets.

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The GPS tags are in the charm.

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If they're
friendship bracelets,

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why didn't you give me one?

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You're a work friend.

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Don't make this weird.

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You can't track peoplewithout them knowing.

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This is really,really, really illegal.

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If it helps the police,
how illegal can it be?

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I said three "reallies."

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When we're in the car,

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we have the right
to surveil people.

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What's the difference

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doing it from
the comfort of our desks

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using technology in way
that it wasn't intended?

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Because it's--

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Hang on.

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That's Rheena,
Michelle, and Mavis.

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At Rheena's.

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What are they up to?

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Maybe they're
a girl gang.

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That's everyonefrom book club.

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They said it wascancelled this week.

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Probably discussing"Let's Get Together

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and Back-Stab Our Friend."

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[scoffs] Yech,

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that's a terrible
title.

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[♪♪♪]

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Just think,

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we could become hugeInternet celebrities.

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I could be bigger thanthat epic mealtime guy!

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[chuckles eagerly]

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I'm comin' after
your viewers, Harley!

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Who the hell is Hank Yarbo,

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and how is he stealing
all my viewers?

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[heavy thud, Hank yelps]

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Whoa...

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He took that puck in the nuts
like a champ.

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I'm inspired.

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Hey, guys!

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We're making a giant burrito.

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It'll be a hockey bag
full of pucks and nuts,

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covered in gravy.

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I'm calling it... the Yarbo.

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Hey!

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I was still musing!

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It's my turn.

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I'm going to be bigger

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than vlogging sensation
Casey Neistat.

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[dream harp trills]

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Ah, I can't concentrate,
I'm too excited.

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Okay, let's do this.

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Spread your legs,

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and pretend I'm not aiming
for your crotch.

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Hang on.

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Why are we wingin' the puck
at my junk?

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How am I going to
wing a puck at my own junk?

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Yeah, I guess
you got a point.

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It's just physics, buddy.

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[groans in exasperation]

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Does anyone in here know
how to put a stupid password

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into a stupid router?

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With no stringsattached?

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And that would
benefit us how?

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[groans] Fine.

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What are your strings?

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One string,
very reasonable.

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[everyone grumbling angrily]

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Hey!
The WiFi is locked.

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Is it?

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Huh.

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I'm online.

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Oh, that's right.

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I'm the only one
who has the password.

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I and I alone have access
to the World Wide Web.

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[evil laughter]

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I have it too.

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Well, of course you--

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Geez, I was having
a friggin' moment over here.

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[♪♪♪]

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[tracker beeps]

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Unbelievable.

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Michelle said she wasgoing to the city

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to buy a romper,

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but according to this,she stayed home.

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Huh, probably just seweda shirt to her shorts.

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Here you go, guys.

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Hey!

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Are you on my WiFi?

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How did you crack
the password?

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Ease up on the paranoiathere, Mr. Robot.

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We don't need WiFi.

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This tracking systemworks on GPS.

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What are you
tracking?

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People.

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Davis!

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Whoops!
Don't tell anyone.

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Legal reasons.

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Wait, are you
tracking me?

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No, I wouldn't
do that to a friend.

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Here, have
a friendship bracelet.

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Aww, that's sweet.

249
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Hey, since
we're friends,

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what's the WiFi
password?

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Nice try.

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"N-I-C-E-- Hmm...

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[tracker beeps]

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That's odd.

255
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According to Zeke's tracker,

256
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he's been in that dumpster
for hours.

257
00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:05,528
Hmm. He's usually
only in there

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20 minutes, tops.

259
00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,705
You betterinvestigate that.

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I'll stay here

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and keep track ofMichelle's web of lies.

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I'm on it.

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And let Lacey know

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her password doesn't work.

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[♪♪♪]

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Hey, Lacey,

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I'm putting together
a film crew

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to shoot a viral
video of Oscar.

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Do you know anyone
with a movie camera,

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and some lights?

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Probably going to need
one of those best boys

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I keep hearing about.

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Oh, sure, I canget you all that.

274
00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:31,641
Plus a crane jib,

275
00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,077
and James Cameronto direct.

276
00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,992
No, no,
I'll be directing.

277
00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,428
You don't need all that.

278
00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:37,995
You can just shoot a video
with your phone.

279
00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,083
I can?

280
00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:41,521
Movie camera andegg timer?

281
00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,218
This is one hell of a rig.

282
00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,482
Your fluffy cousin
tried to kill me!

283
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,831
This is payback!

284
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,877
H'yah! Tell your friends!

285
00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,835
Oscar, can you come here?

286
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:57,798
The old "step-on-a-rake,
smack-in-the-puss" routine.

287
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:58,668
Come on, stupid.

288
00:08:58,712 --> 00:08:59,669
Find your mark.

289
00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:02,106
Oh.

290
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,847
Well, this could
hurt someone.

291
00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,109
[muttering] Dammit.

292
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,633
You left the rake on the--

293
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:07,764
Whoa!

294
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:08,678
Dammit!

295
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,332
[clang]

296
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,551
Dammit!

297
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,556
[♪♪♪]

298
00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:19,994
Huh? Oh--
Oh!

299
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,473
Hmm...

300
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,562
Something's off.

301
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:23,432
Are you wearing a cup?

302
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,346
No.

303
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,216
[knock knock]

304
00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,087
Who's there?

305
00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,479
Okay, I'm wearing a cup.

306
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,611
I might have kids
someday.

307
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,395
I don't want them
coming out dented.

308
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,658
You wantto go viral or not?

309
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:37,577
Okay, let me explain
the concept of a nut shot.

310
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,752
I provide the shot,

311
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,536
and you provide the rest.

312
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,668
Wouldn't a shot to the noggin

313
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,104
be just as entertaining?

314
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:43,974
[clangs] Ah!

315
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,280
Nope.

316
00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:46,934
[laughing and snorting]

317
00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,239
Oh man!

318
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,415
I can't believe how long
that cat stays clamped

319
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,026
on this guy's crotch.

320
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,941
Hang in there, kitty!

321
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,072
You got WiFi?

322
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,770
Wanna set upa hotspot for me?

323
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,728
Not as much as I wanna
tell you to get stuffed.

324
00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,600
The information highway's
a lot faster

325
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,731
without
all you Winnebagos

326
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:02,645
clogging it up.

327
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,515
Beat it.

328
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,952
[scoffs]

329
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,997
Ah, should have gotten her
to pay for those chips.

330
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:07,824
Ah, well.

331
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,130
Whoa-ho!

332
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,523
That cat's still
latched on there.

333
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:12,960
Whew! How much longer
does this--

334
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,352
Eight more minutes?

335
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:15,223
[♪♪♪]

336
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,528
Anything
to eat today?

337
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,313
What's the point
of going out for lunch

338
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,837
if you can't post pictures
of your food online?

339
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,013
You could talk
to your wife.

340
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,798
We have beentalking.

341
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,626
About how there'sno free WiFi.

342
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,672
Hmm, well, maybe if you both
ordered burgers and fries,

343
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,847
and dessert,

344
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,023
and tipped 20%,

345
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,199
I could do a little
something for you.

346
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,158
Intriguing.

347
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,725
[whispers] Could you alsogive me the password?

348
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,422
That's what I meant.

349
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,379
What did you think

350
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,380
the "little
something" was?

351
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,425
Yeah, Won.

352
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,644
What did you think?

353
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,343
Don't share this
with anyone,

354
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,606
or I'll have to
change the password.

355
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,782
Like you know how
to change the password.

356
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,697
[quietly]Okay, we promise.

357
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:55,655
Hmm.

358
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,179
[♪♪♪]

359
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,877
Turns out Zeke's
not dead in a dumpster,

360
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,226
but my heart is.

361
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,924
You should
notify his next of kin.

362
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,142
I said he's not--

363
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,753
Are you listening to me?

364
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,669
Zeke threw my friendship
bracelet in the garbage.

365
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,148
Maybe he's not into jewelry

366
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,150
that looks like it was made
by a seven-year old girl.

367
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,457
I don't know about
this tracking thing.

368
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,588
Are you kidding me?

369
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,287
You're a geniusfor coming up with this.

370
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,157
See?

371
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,332
Looks great on me.

372
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,986
Brings out the colour
of my wrist.

373
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,074
I don't know.

374
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,467
It doesn't feel like
it's paying off.

375
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,773
[tracker beeping]

376
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:27,774
Uh-oh.

377
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,732
Rheena's aboutto park illegally.

378
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:30,733
You couldwrite the ticket

379
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,300
on the wayto give it to her.

380
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:35,216
That would give me timeto make a new bracelet for Zeke,

381
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,697
with more masculine colours.

382
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,960
Go get 'em, tiger!

383
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,048
[bushes rustling]

384
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,050
[chuckling]

385
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,704
That's it.

386
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,357
Say good night, Gilligan.

387
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,707
This'll be gold.

388
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,143
[grumbling nervously]

389
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,361
Oh, whoa--

390
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,320
[sighs] There we go.

391
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,062
Seriously?

392
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,238
When has any human ever
gotten in a hammock without--

393
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:58,630
[groans]

394
00:11:58,674 --> 00:11:59,806
Grr...

395
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,851
[bonk] Ow!

396
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,723
[♪♪♪]

397
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,769
Psst!
Here's the password.

398
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,076
No sharesies.

399
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,296
[grunting and straining]

400
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,298
Ugh, dammit, woman!

401
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,780
Why bring me lemonade
if I can't reach it?

402
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,870
Wait until he finds out
it's not lemonade.

403
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785
Stalking anyone
in particular, Mom?

404
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,613
You scaredthe bejesus out of me.

405
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,223
Quit being so sneaky.

406
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,964
Says the woman
crouched in a shrub.

407
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:28,878
[Oscar yells]

408
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,403
Do you know how longI've been in here

409
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,796
trying to geta video of Oscar

410
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,450
falling out ofthat hammock?

411
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,060
Oh, sorry
I interrupted.

412
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,020
That would have
been... hilarious.

413
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,936
[breathlessly]Mom's got a ringer.

414
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:43,937
Dad.

415
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:44,851
It's only a matter of time

416
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,548
before she getsa video of him

417
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,289
doing something stupid.

418
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,291
If her video goes viralbefore ours,

419
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,162
I'll never hearthe end of it.

420
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,643
We've gotto ratchet this up.

421
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,514
Did you run
all the way here?

422
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,560
No, I drove,

423
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,127
but you've gota long driveway.

424
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:00,997
Whew.

425
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,564
[♪♪♪]

426
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,739
[tracker beeping]

427
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,046
I see you leaving
that bakery, Michelle.

428
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,482
Gluten-free, my ass.

429
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,526
[door opens]

430
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,791
Well, that was
a waste of time.

431
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,009
Didn't yougive Rheena a ticket?

432
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:13,923
I tried,

433
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,359
but she hadn't parked yet,

434
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,926
and said I couldn't
give her a ticket

435
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,798
for thinking about
doing a crime.

436
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,147
Then we spent half an hour

437
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,845
arguing the plausibility
of Minority Report.

438
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,368
It didn't save me any time,

439
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,370
and Rheena's extra mad at me.

440
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,285
This GPS thing sucks.

441
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,417
I'm shutting it down.

442
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,635
No!

443
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,812
I finally know
what everyone is up to.

444
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,335
Not everyone,

445
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,380
because not everyone
in town has a bracelet.

446
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,338
What?

447
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,252
Who doesn't havea bracelet,

448
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,296
and whatare they doing?

449
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,776
You need to buymore tracking tags.

450
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,690
Forget it.

451
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,605
The power's gone
to your head.

452
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,998
Also, it's
too much work.

453
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,827
Oh, you're right.

454
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,872
Ugh, can't believe how
sucked into this technology

455
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,873
I got.

456
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,527
Give me the car keys.

457
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,528
Why?

458
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,877
I need to get awayfrom the screen.

459
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:55,791
Clear my head,

460
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,053
maybe take a nap.

461
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,664
[groans]

462
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:00,970
What the--

463
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,146
What's with
the endless buffering?

464
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,887
Are you online?

465
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,367
How'd you get
the password?

466
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,151
What are you, CSIS?

467
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,718
What's CSIS?

468
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,329
That's just what someone
in CSIS would say.

469
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,156
All you
have to do

470
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,288
is order
a lot of food,

471
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,898
and Lacey will
give you the password.

472
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,508
But don't
tell anyone.

473
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,075
Tell no one.

474
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,337
What's a gal gotta do

475
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,644
to monopolize
the Internet around here?

476
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,820
Merge with Time Warner?

477
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,083
[sighs]

478
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,477
[tracker beeps]

479
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,522
Huh? Hunter?

480
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:34,177
I am not chasing
that dog again.

481
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,222
[tracker beeping]

482
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,919
Don't...

483
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,138
Don't you...

484
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,530
Don't even...

485
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,141
[tracker beeps]

486
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,273
Oh, great.

487
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,709
Now I have to
give Helen a ticket

488
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,147
for not picking up after
her stupid dog.

489
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,018
This program's killing me.

490
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,150
[tracker beeping]

491
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,803
Why is Zeke the highway?

492
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,066
Wait.

493
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,764
Karen has Zeke's bracelet.

494
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,506
Where is she going?

495
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,811
[♪♪♪]

496
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,337
So... Frodo is about
to throw the ring

497
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,947
into the river of fire,

498
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,949
when he changes his mind
and keeps it,

499
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:10,344
and that sense of betrayal
Samwise felt

500
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:13,390
is not unlike what's burning
in my chest right now!

501
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,740
Aw, are you talkingabout the Godfather?

502
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,481
No, that's Fredo!

503
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,440
But there's also betrayal
in the Godfather,

504
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,832
so let's go with that.

505
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:21,833
Bottom line,

506
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,531
you gave up
the password.

507
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,532
You Fredoed me.

508
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,186
Aw, I'm sorry.

509
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,231
It only seemed fair
to make people order food

510
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,017
since I'm the only one
paying for WiFi.

511
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,062
Well, I'm going to change
the password,

512
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,151
and I'm not telling
anyone what it is,

513
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,327
including you, Frodo.

514
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,763
Uh, Fredo.

515
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:39,939
Where did we leave off
with this?

516
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,810
You can't just shut meout of my own WiFi.

517
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:42,680
[tapping]

518
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,204
Oops, just did,

519
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,380
and you're never going
to guess the password.

520
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,991
Is it"Lacey betrayed me?"

521
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,340
[tapping]
Not anymore.

522
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,908
[♪♪♪]

523
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,303
So, you want me to jump off
the ladder onto a ball,

524
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,913
bounce onto the skateboard,

525
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,523
roll through a hoop of fire,

526
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,178
and smash crotch-first
into a teeter-totter?

527
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,180
Yeah, but make it look natural.

528
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,443
I don't think hula hoops
burst into flames naturally.

529
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,749
You're overthinking.

530
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,142
You're too aware of what's...

531
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,579
Hold on, that's the problem.

532
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,015
It's also the solution.

533
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,409
[snoring]

534
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,932
[chuckling deviously]

535
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:19,848
Hey, Dad!

536
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:20,980
[snorts awake] What?

537
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,503
How's it going
with that prank video

538
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,331
Mom's shooting of you that
you're now totally aware of?

539
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,897
You son of a bitch.

540
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,639
Hey, don't talk aboutmy mom like that.

541
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,514
[♪♪♪]

542
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,298
You're trying to
make me look stupid?

543
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,952
You always
look stupid.

544
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,823
I just want to share
you with the world.

545
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,868
How many views

546
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,522
does an old man yellingusually get?

547
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,393
Depends if that
hand-in-the-water trick works,

548
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,220
and he wets himself.

549
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,092
Who wet himself?

550
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,268
And why am I
getting a manicure?

551
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,226
We had an agreement.

552
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,836
We order
too much food,

553
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,708
and you give us
free WiFi.

554
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,058
Well, you had free WiFi,

555
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,799
and you got a delicious meal,

556
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,714
so everyone should be happy!

557
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:00,758
We're not.

558
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,412
You owe us WiFi.

559
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,979
Lacey stoleour WiFi!

560
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,589
-Give us our WiFi back.
-Yeah!

561
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,722
You've been stealing
my Internet for years.

562
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,246
This is all because of
that stupid signal booster.

563
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,900
I should go smash it.

564
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:12,901
Yeah,

565
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,816
but you don't know
where it is.

566
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,692
Oh, don't I?

567
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,042
I'm going there right now

568
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,653
to smash it into
a million pieces.

569
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,089
If you want to stop me,

570
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,831
you're going to have
to get there first.

571
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,093
[muttering]

572
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,486
She's bluffing.

573
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:33,791
Or is she?

574
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,793
Are you calling my bluff
on the bluffing?

575
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:36,664
[♪♪♪]

576
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:37,969
Film all you want.

577
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,885
I'm not gonna be the star
of your dumb thing.

578
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,409
The competition is out.

579
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,541
Hank, go run 'nad-first
into that tree!

580
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,152
What? We talkedabout this.

581
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,544
I'm too aware.

582
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:48,850
Then close your eyes
and run into the tree.

583
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,373
Forget it!I'm out too.

584
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,899
So...

585
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,553
You went and boughtmore tags

586
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,773
to track the restof the town, huh?

587
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,427
What? No!

588
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,645
Aw, man!

589
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,474
Have you been tracking me
this entire time?

590
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,433
That is not a friendly way

591
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,348
to dispose ofa friendship bracelet.

592
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,653
Did you see
everywhere I went?

593
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,177
If you're asking

594
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,396
if I know that you went
to a laser hair removal place,

595
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,354
then no.

596
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,833
Okay, wow.

597
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,009
This really is
an invasion of privacy.

598
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,707
Experiment over.

599
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,275
Oh, thank god.

600
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,493
Friends again?

601
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,581
Work friends.

602
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,626
Good enough.

603
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,498
Then, as your friend,I have to say,

604
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,847
laser hair removal?

605
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:30,848
Why?

606
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,981
You can barely seeyour mustache.

607
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,591
This is the longest
you've gone

608
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,550
without being
an idiot, Oscar.

609
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,725
Knock it off!

610
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:38,856
Come on, Hank.

611
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,728
Just follow your naturaldoofus instinct.

612
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,295
I don't have
to take this.

613
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,645
The verbal abuse,
the physical abuse.

614
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,125
If you want to
film something,

615
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,865
film me walking away.

616
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,345
Whoa!

617
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,172
[crunch]

618
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,783
Aah! Cucumber!

619
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,176
Aah!

620
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,699
Kale!

621
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:56,744
Did you get it?

622
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,701
I got it!Did you get it?

623
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:58,659
I did!

624
00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,790
We both got it!

625
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,052
The productionvalue on this

626
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,098
will get us to the topof "Hard in the Nards."

627
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,578
Again, I can'tstress enough.

628
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:05,970
Do not Googleany of that.

629
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,583
I need to see
that tracking thingie.

630
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,367
Oh, we're notdoing that anymore.

631
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,804
I need to know where
everyone in town is going.

632
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,503
Trust me,
you don't want to know.

633
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,895
[roars] Show me!

634
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,245
Jeez, okay.

635
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,596
Explain
how this works.

636
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,685
This is youat the police station.

637
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,644
The other blue dots arewhoever's wearing a tag.

638
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,733
Looks like a mob of themare coming down Main Street.

639
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,692
[tracker beeping]

640
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,302
They're coming towards
the police station.

641
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,826
But...

642
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,829
they're supposed to go
towards the booster.

643
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,222
Unless...

644
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,919
[tracker beeping rapidly]
Eight metres.

645
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,052
[tracker beeping]
Six metres.

646
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,662
[tracker beeping]
Two metres!

647
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:46,924
That can't be.

648
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,317
That's insidethe room.

649
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,058
It's reading
right, man!

650
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,713
[tracker beeping]

651
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,323
They're on the roof.

652
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,195
Wait, where'd Lacey go?

653
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,108
Ha ha!

654
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,327
Suckers!

655
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,242
I knew you'd want
to protect the booster.

656
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,462
The tracking devices
Karen and Davis put on you

657
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,246
led me right to it.

658
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,943
Tracking devices?

659
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,554
We're being
monitored?

660
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,425
Uh...

661
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,905
don't you have
a booster box to protect?

662
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,863
Too late! Ha ha!

663
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,387
[smashing]

664
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,780
There.

665
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,173
WiFi problem solved.

666
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,698
Oh, is it?

667
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,485
I'm still the only one
with the password.

668
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,357
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

669
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,142
And I'm the only one
with a cleaver.

670
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:31,882
We should talk.

671
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,367
How's our video doing?

672
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,673
We rich and famous yet?

673
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:40,587
Far from it.

674
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,370
Check the comments.

675
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,590
"Two-camera shoot."

676
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,591
"This is fake."

677
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,462
"Totally staged."

678
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,029
How dumbare these people

679
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,944
that they can't enjoyreal stupid?

680
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,293
Oh, don't lose faith

681
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,642
in the stupidity
of the Internet.

682
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,123
There's half a million hits

683
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,864
on "Hottie Meat Cleaver Mama

684
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,387
Loses It
On Police Station Roof."

685
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,301
[groans]

686
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,259
Will you stop

687
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,564
showing that
to people?

688
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,087
Hey, they called you
"Hottie."

689
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,088
[groans]

690
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,917
[♪♪♪]

691
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,705
♪ I don't know

692
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:14,360
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

693
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,800
♪ I don't know

694
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:23,064
♪ I just... don't know

695
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:27,329
♪ Ooh

696
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,722
♪ It's a great big place

697
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,941
♪ Ooh

698
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,421
♪ Full of nothin' but space

699
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,467
♪ Ooh

700
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,469
♪ And it's my happy place

701
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,993
♪ I don't know