1 00:00:04,613 --> 00:00:07,659 You're saying that Val Kilmer's nipples were so sensitive 2 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:10,010 that he had fake nipples put on his Batman chest armor? 3 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,054 Uh-huh. 4 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,751 A. Wouldn't solve the problem. 5 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:13,970 B. What about Clooney? 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,711 His chest armor had nipples too. 7 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:16,929 Uh, it's commonknowledge 8 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,670 that Clooneyhad his nipples insured 9 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,324 for a million dollars. 10 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:22,718 Why the hell would George insure his nipples 11 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:23,980 for a million dollars? 12 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:24,894 Why? 13 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:26,026 I'll show you why. 14 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,290 My God, they're spectacular! 15 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,422 Oh, yeah, they are. 16 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,033 You're making that up. 17 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,034 How did you know? 18 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,209 No one can afford two accountants. 19 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:36,079 Not even Clooney. 20 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,037 Right, Wanda? 21 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,690 Can't talk. Busy. 22 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:39,952 Too busy to talk about Clooney's nipples? 23 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,389 Since when? 24 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:43,739 Since I started programming my own computer game. 25 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:44,957 Oh, computer game. 26 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:45,958 Sounds awesome. 27 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,438 It's an urban development game, 28 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:49,092 designing and building cities. 29 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,920 Sounds less awesome. 30 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:53,444 Oh, no, no, you're thinking of other city design games. 31 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:55,316 Mine gets down and dirty, 32 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,666 into the real nitty-gritty of the city. 33 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:58,623 I like nitty gritty. 34 00:00:58,667 --> 00:00:59,624 I like down and dirty. 35 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:00,582 Let us play! 36 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:01,931 Come on, come on, please? 37 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:03,063 Well... 38 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:04,542 I do need to get it beta tested, 39 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,457 and you guys are about as beta as it gets. 40 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,024 All right, you can try it. 41 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,373 You guys talkingabout computer games? 42 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:10,635 All right! 43 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:11,593 I love 'em! 44 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:13,638 Chess, Checkers, Mahjong-- 45 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:15,901 So, board games on a screen, then. 46 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:19,949 You Gen-Xers, you alwaysgot your nose in a computer. 47 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:23,692 In my day, we played gameson tables made of solid oak, 48 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:25,998 face to face, like real men. 49 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:27,435 Gather 'round, youngsters, 50 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:28,784 Dad's going to tell us 51 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,829 about the Great Kerplunk Championship of '39. 52 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:33,615 When we were dating, we used to have game nights. 53 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:38,141 We'd play Scrabble, Risk, Monopoly, Sorry... 54 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,490 Don't apologize. 55 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:40,839 Those ParkerBrothers really knew 56 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,798 how to show you a good time. 57 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:44,365 Remember Crokinole? 58 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,149 Uh, it's pronounced "Whack-A-Mole." 59 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,543 Who could forget Crokinole? 60 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,849 Those were crazy times. 61 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:54,375 Speaking of crazy, when you're playing computer solitaire, 62 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,681 you can change the design of the cards, 63 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:58,335 like, any time you want. 64 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,381 Middle of a game, playing with sunflowers, 65 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,774 then blammo! Niagara Falls. 66 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:06,822 My game sounds pretty exciting now, doesn't it? 67 00:02:06,865 --> 00:02:10,434 ♪ You think there's not a lot goin' on ♪ 68 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:13,437 ♪ Look closer, baby you're so wrong ♪ 69 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,792 How's lunch, Davis? 70 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,881 It's not exactly what I ordered. 71 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,579 Oh, shoot! I gave you scrambled eggs. 72 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,146 You ordered over easy. 73 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,495 Chicken and waffles, actually, 74 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:29,061 but no worries, I'll eat this. 75 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,759 Oh, I'm so sorry, Davis. 76 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:32,021 How about I make it up to you 77 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,675 with a free box of Prairie Leader cookies? 78 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,155 I'm helping sell them 79 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:37,548 for their annual anti-bullying campaign. 80 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,594 Unfortunate turn of phrase. 81 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,552 Those cookiestaste so good 82 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:42,858 with an ice-coldglass of-- 83 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,164 Milk! 84 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,121 Exactly! 85 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,036 Oh, I'm so sorry, Davis! 86 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:49,299 Here, let mehelp with that. 87 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:50,300 Coffee! 88 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:51,388 Oh, geez! 89 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:53,216 Sorry about that. 90 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,391 It's all fine. 91 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:55,566 I'll just go to the bathroom 92 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,742 and clean myself up. 93 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:59,527 Huh. 94 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,311 After all that, he didn't even get angry. 95 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,530 Davis? 96 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,140 Yeah, he's pretty even-keeled. 97 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,229 He's the keelest person I know. 98 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,404 Come to think of it, 99 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,406 I've never seen him angry. 100 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,669 Hmm. Can't say that I have either. 101 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:13,541 I see a lot of moody, some giddy. 102 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:14,933 I get a crap-ton of pouty... 103 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:15,847 but not angry. 104 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,240 That's not good. 105 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,547 Bottling up anger can be dangerous for your health. 106 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,201 Health is important. 107 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:22,767 Can I get anotherpulled pork poutine? 108 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,378 There's milk in mine. 109 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,992 Emma,look what I have. 110 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,559 I'm sure it's impressive, 111 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:34,170 but Tuesday is when we wiggle and giggle. 112 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,999 Not that!Horndog. 113 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:39,175 The old Crokinole board! 114 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,916 I found it in the basement. 115 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,787 You up for a game for old times' sake? 116 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,485 Are you kidding? 117 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:45,442 Set it up. 118 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,445 It's set up. 119 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,273 Aren't there supposed to be game pieces? 120 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,622 Oh yeah. 121 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,711 Little pucksor something. 122 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,539 So what do we do now? 123 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:56,540 I have an idea. 124 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:00,544 You can't wait until Tuesday? 125 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:01,632 You started it. 126 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:07,290 You have no other pantsyou can wear 127 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:08,378 while you're soakingthe stain 128 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:09,423 out of your uniform? 129 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,163 I'm behind on laundry. 130 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:12,600 My washing machine broke, 131 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,819 and the manufacturer isn't honouring the warranty. 132 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:17,561 Wow, that's gottamake you a little angry. 133 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:20,260 That and walking aroundlike a carrot with a badge. 134 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,305 Well, there's a silver lining to everything. 135 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,307 My negotiating skills are improving 136 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:26,222 by talking to customer service, 137 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,094 and these sweatpants are hella comfortable. 138 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:31,749 What the... 139 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:32,794 I'm being audited. 140 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,752 You poor bastard. 141 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:37,451 Strangers combing through your personal life. 142 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:38,800 So violating. 143 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,323 No silver lining in that. 144 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,108 Gives me chance to meet other government employees. 145 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,196 Maybe ask them 146 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,198 if you can write offthose sweatpants. 147 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:50,159 That was fast. 148 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:52,292 I thought beta testing would take longer. 149 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:53,902 Ooh, or were you guys having so much fun 150 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,295 you had to stop and catch your breath? 151 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,600 Honestly... 152 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:57,645 bit of a snore. 153 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:58,515 Big snore. 154 00:04:58,559 --> 00:04:59,690 Snores galore. 155 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:00,648 A snoregasbord. 156 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:01,910 A Jersey snore. 157 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,695 Wait a minute, why am I-- 158 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:05,870 It's not boring. 159 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:07,219 You said nitty gritty. 160 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,526 I did not find an ounce of nit nor grit. 161 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,701 And I was downto get dirty, 162 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,921 and there was nodirty to be downed. 163 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,879 Where's all the actionyou were talking about? 164 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:18,796 The action is slicing through bureaucratic red tape, 165 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,972 battling city hall over permits, 166 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,496 while wrestling with the budget! 167 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,802 Yeah... 168 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:26,717 Uh, all we're saying is 169 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:29,024 maybe in betweenthe egg-head action, 170 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,721 someone could shootsomeone. 171 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,767 Or sever a limb with a battle axe. 172 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,159 While in a high-speed chase. 173 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,510 People can be entertained without violence. 174 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,686 Yeah, we just don't want to hang out with those people. 175 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,252 I refuse to pander! 176 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,167 Ooh. A giant panderwould be cool. 177 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:47,216 I found some things we can use as game pieces. 178 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,218 I... I got three bottle caps 179 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:52,221 and a dried circle of ketchup I scraped off a dinner plate. 180 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:54,528 Never mind that. 181 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:57,139 I just bought a box of Prairie Leader Cookies. 182 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:58,619 They'll be perfect for game pucks. 183 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:01,622 Now we're cookin'with coconut. 184 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:03,406 And since you solvedour little puck problem, 185 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,973 you can go first. 186 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,017 Alrighty. 187 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:08,933 What the hell was that? 188 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,065 I'm setting up scouts. 189 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:11,022 King me! 190 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,415 That's not how you play. 191 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:13,808 Well, then, how do you play? 192 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,287 First you build a tower, 193 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,420 and each player triesto pull a cookie out 194 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,030 withoutmaking it fall. 195 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:20,205 That's Jenga. 196 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,337 Oh. 197 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,860 You pinch one puckwith another 198 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,079 to make it flipthrough the air. 199 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:25,472 That's tiddly winks! 200 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:26,864 Oh. Uh... 201 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,997 You roll a puck across the board. 202 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,694 If it falls before it reaches the end, 203 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,392 you have to chase me around the table 204 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,219 and catch me before I get back to my seat. 205 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:35,177 That's... 206 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,440 I have no idea what that is. 207 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,530 Are these the chocolatecoated cookies 208 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:41,444 with mint filling? 209 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:42,619 No. 210 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:43,925 They're the chocolate and vanilla kind. 211 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,056 Hmm. 212 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,101 You were right. 213 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:47,842 There's something very unnatural 214 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,496 about Davis' lack of anger. 215 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:52,281 Which is why I think we should make him mad. 216 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,022 Why would we do that? 217 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,763 Think of all that stress building up in him 218 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:57,373 with no outlet. 219 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,462 I had a cousin who had a heart attack at 40 220 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:00,898 because of stress. 221 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,900 Wasn't he the one who worked as a bacon tester? 222 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,467 At the pork factory? 223 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,730 Yeah, and when his doctor made him quit smoking, 224 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,079 the stress killed him. 225 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:10,125 But you're talking about purposely provoking 226 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,387 a giant of a man 227 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,955 who carries a big stick and a gun. 228 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,739 For his own health. 229 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:18,481 I'm also considering the health of bystanders, 230 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:20,962 some of whom spend eight to 12 hours a day 231 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,225 working right beside him. 232 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,662 But if we do itin a controlled way, 233 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:27,577 we can prevent himfrom blowing up 234 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:30,145 over something stupidsomeday in the future. 235 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,625 I don't likethe chocolate ones. 236 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:32,843 Could I buy half-- 237 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:33,975 Just buy a box already! 238 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:34,802 Aah! 239 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:41,678 I'll admit it. 240 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:44,159 I might have been a little precious earlier, 241 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:46,553 so I made some small tweaks to the game. 242 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,555 I don't see much difference. 243 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,034 There's still no thrills. 244 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:51,558 Yeah, where's the adrenaline rush? 245 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,211 Where's the adrenaline rush? 246 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:55,953 Player 1 has to make it to city hall 247 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:58,216 before the permit office closes. 248 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,175 Does she wait for the walk light? 249 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:01,568 Does she jaywalk? 250 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:04,962 And she's running 4.5 miles an hour! 251 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,355 In heels! 252 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,487 How is that conflict? 253 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:08,705 Look down, idiot! 254 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:09,880 Subway grate. 255 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,360 Yeah, but there's no battling. 256 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:13,449 At the very least, give us a physical altercation. 257 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,147 Fine, I'll show you. 258 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,193 One side, citizen! 259 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:19,629 Stand right, walk left. 260 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:22,023 Ha! She nearly knocked him to the ground! 261 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,025 Talk about full tilt. 262 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,418 Wait! 263 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,377 Did you miss the giant panda? 264 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,509 I took your note! 265 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,340 Why the sigh,cherry pie? 266 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,255 I have two flat tires on my car. 267 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:38,256 Wow. 268 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,431 Who the... I mean... 269 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:40,868 what happened there? 270 00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,609 You're having quite the day. 271 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:43,871 Wouldn't blame you for getting angry. 272 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:46,613 Why is there a punching bag here? 273 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:47,918 Lacey lent it to me. 274 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:50,399 I just hung it up there for now. 275 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,532 Flat tires, huh? Grr. 276 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,664 And what's with all the clown noses? 277 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,100 Those are stress balls. 278 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,798 I got a deal on a whole box. 279 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,016 Here, try one. 280 00:08:59,060 --> 00:08:59,843 Ow! 281 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:00,801 Sorry. 282 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:01,671 Here's another one. 283 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,194 -Hey! -And another. 284 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:03,891 What are you doing? Karen, stop it! 285 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,414 And another. 286 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,243 What are you laughing at? 287 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,811 I just realized how ironic it was 288 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:14,379 that I was getting stressed at being hit by stress balls. 289 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,643 Stress? Balls? 290 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:19,036 Ow! Ooh. 291 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,560 Get it? 292 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:21,735 Yeah. 293 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:22,779 Hilarious. 294 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,608 The rules must be here somewhere. 295 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,654 I can't believe you savedall these instructions. 296 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:30,439 Half of them areappliance manuals. 297 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:34,138 "Congratulations on taking your first step into the future 298 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:36,097 with the Crumb King 200"? 299 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,142 Why are you reading that? 300 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,709 Golden crisp booster button? 301 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:42,407 This was six toasters ago. 302 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:43,539 Hoard much? 303 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,807 Still working on your game? 304 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,722 Silent treatment.I get it. 305 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,245 All because someone tried 306 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,770 to help someone makesomeone's game better. 307 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,032 It's too bad, 308 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,034 because someone took timeout of someone's day 309 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,470 to make someonea list of suggestions 310 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:02,776 for someone. 311 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,386 If someone hears someone's suggestions, 312 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:05,648 will someone shut up? 313 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,954 Let's find out. 314 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,912 You know what's missingin every cityscape game? 315 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,044 A super-keen dork? 316 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:10,958 The country. 317 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,437 The city is so limiting. 318 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,657 Create more of a world, if you will. 319 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,225 A fantastical world, with... 320 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,922 Ogres! 321 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,707 Why is the ogre wearing glasses? 322 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,578 I have a wholeback story for that, 323 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,014 but it's too muchto get into. 324 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,015 Okay. 325 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,451 Cow dung, near-sighted ogres. 326 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,670 Got it, thanks. 327 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,758 No, no, there's more. 328 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,368 Planning on a picnic in the park? 329 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,719 The forecast is sunny, with a chance of... 330 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,590 Dragon! 331 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,810 The dragon also wears glasses. 332 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,115 Glasses are cool. 333 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,464 Are they? 334 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,207 Oh, that really hurt. 335 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:46,863 I have no idea how that tackgot on your chair. 336 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,082 How ya feeling, buddy? 337 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,344 Anxious. 338 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,781 But nothing a nice cup of Splendid Serenity 339 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,697 and some Prairie Leader cookies won't cure. 340 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,177 Where are my cookies? 341 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,309 Oh, I helped myselfto a few of them. 342 00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,355 I mean, all of them. 343 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:03,227 You're not angry, are you? 344 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,186 Flat tire, tack in the ass, 345 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,014 I bagged him with a stress ball. 346 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,580 Zero anger! 347 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,582 I even ate all his Prairie Leader Cookies, 348 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:11,888 and I hate the chocolate ones. 349 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,281 I'll take it from here. 350 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:16,719 "Hungry" is one letter away from "hangry," 351 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,722 which has the word "angry" right in it. 352 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:20,636 You ever notice that? 353 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,377 Yeah. 354 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,292 That's what that is. 355 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,207 Get ready to lightthis lavender candle 356 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,426 when Davis explodes. 357 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,472 Hungry, Davis? 358 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:31,908 Hungry Hungry Davis! 359 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,301 I'll have a tuna melt. 360 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,432 Sorry, we're out. 361 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,477 Okay. 362 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,478 Clubhouse sandwich. 363 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:37,697 We're out of that too. 364 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,263 Oh. What's the soup? 365 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,525 It's the one you hate. 366 00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,223 Aw, I hate that one. 367 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,354 Plate of fries? 368 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,052 Nope, deep fryer'sbroken. 369 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,489 All we have isliver and onions. 370 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:50,231 Liver and onions, gross! 371 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,623 I'm starving here. 372 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,974 Get that candle ready. 373 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,193 Davis, you playgames on your computer. 374 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,978 Show us howto play Crokinole. 375 00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:58,805 Cookies! 376 00:11:58,848 --> 00:11:59,675 Don't! 377 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:01,851 Mm. 378 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,157 What are you doing? 379 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,941 You're supposed to use them as game pieces. 380 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,117 Dammit! 381 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,514 Those Brent's ideas? 382 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,428 Mm-hmm. 383 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,734 I have some ideas too. 384 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,648 If you're nice to me, I'll show 'em to you. 385 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,563 So I guess I'll never see them. 386 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,782 Okay, you don't haveto be nice. 387 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,784 Just look at my ideas.Please? 388 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,177 Okay, toilet tank, show me. 389 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,831 -"Toilet tank"? -We had a deal? 390 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,049 Fair enough. 391 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:29,096 Okay, every city has its element of crime-- 392 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,793 Stop. I'm not putting bank robbers, 393 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:31,925 mafia goons, 394 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,622 and prostitute assassins in my game. 395 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,798 But that's thereality we live in! 396 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,452 At least put ina car chase. 397 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:38,366 People speed, right? 398 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,541 Average people? 399 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,498 Okay. 400 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,804 And sometimespeople get angry 401 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,632 and speedafter the speeders. 402 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,460 That's not untrue. 403 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,289 And maybe some ofthose people carry guns. 404 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,333 Forget it! 405 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,900 But if you'reusing Brent's ideas, 406 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,293 then they're goingto need guns 407 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,251 to protect themselvesfrom four-eyed ogres 408 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,862 and nerd dragons. 409 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,212 I wasconsidering Brent's ideas... 410 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,430 Check these out. 411 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,695 Wow, you really know how to paint a picture. 412 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,045 Actually,I just used pencil. 413 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,397 What are you doing? 414 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,442 I'm Yahooing the rules to Crokinole. 415 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:15,882 Player 1 tries to shoot their disc into the 20-hole. 416 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,231 If it doesn't land in the hole, 417 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,842 it stays in play in the 15 zone. 418 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:20,756 What the hell does that mean? 419 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,888 There's a video. 420 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,846 Clink on that. 421 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,283 Welcome to the world champion Crokinole final 422 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,850 in Sussex, England. 423 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,374 Nigel Conlon and St. John Bonrad-Walmsly 424 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,115 are locked in heated battle, 425 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,595 Bonrad-Walmsly in the lead, 426 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,553 and holding the hammer in the fifth. 427 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,251 This is for all the quid. 428 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,556 Let's watch. 429 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:44,388 It just goes on and on. 430 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,913 It's like watchingBritish paint dry. 431 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,044 In slow motion, 432 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,480 With all thewindows closed. 433 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,352 I need some wine. 434 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,744 Bring me some whiskey. 435 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,442 The good stuff, from under the sink! 436 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:56,661 You wanted to talk to me? 437 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:57,619 Yes. 438 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,229 I had some time to think 439 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,188 as I was choking down my liver and onions, 440 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,930 and I realized I have a serious problem to deal with. 441 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,366 Oh, thank god. 442 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,977 Acknowledging the problem is half the battle, Davis. 443 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,197 And I just want you to know that Karen and I are here 444 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,894 to help you with your anger issues. 445 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:12,895 : What? 446 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,331 There are ways to deal with it. 447 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,333 We have more than enough stress balls at the office, 448 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,769 and Karen, I think you should 449 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,467 give Lacey back her punching bag. 450 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,598 She needs it. 451 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,644 Lacey doesn't have anger issues. 452 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,124 Maybe a bit of a short fuse... 453 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,342 Zip it, Karen! 454 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,823 Davis, you're the one with anger issues. 455 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,172 Or... lack of. 456 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,608 Yeah. You neverget angry. 457 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,001 I get angry. 458 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,568 No, you don't. 459 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,440 Looking back, I can't think of a single episode. 460 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,399 Episode? Like a TV episode? 461 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,530 Like an incident. 462 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,532 A specific situation. 463 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,970 That is a weird way of phrasing it. 464 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:47,190 Oh, my god, I've never been angry. 465 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,278 That makes me so... 466 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,671 Angry? 467 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:50,454 ...sad. 468 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,239 Come on! 469 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,588 Now I'm scared. 470 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,942 It's not the worst thing in the world 471 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,465 to not be angry. 472 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,206 It's not the greatest, either. 473 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,601 Without anger, I'm just some kind of pacifist freak. 474 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:09,430 But, now that you'reaware, you can fix it. 475 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,822 Maybe talk to someone. 476 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,520 I am! I'm talking to you guys. 477 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,304 And I'm getting panicky. 478 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,740 And nauseous. 479 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,655 Uh-oh, here comes the liver and onions. 480 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,615 Mission accomplished. 481 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:23,400 The new version of my game is finally finished. 482 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,054 What? You were gone 40 minutes. 483 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,273 Explain to me how you were able 484 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,666 to program all those changes that fast. 485 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,755 First, I patched a collection of off-the-shelf tools 486 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,496 to reduce the incidence of open bugs 487 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,195 and stabilize the code, creating a frictionless-- 488 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,544 Whoa, whoa, I think you're forgetting 489 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,415 I don't know what any of those words mean. 490 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,374 I just added a smattering of your fantasy ideas 491 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,506 and some of the street crime that Hank wanted, 492 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,726 then wrapped it all up into the farming industry. 493 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,772 Gentlemen, I present to you my new game... 494 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,166 Grain Theft Ogre! 495 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,689 -No way! -Awesome! 496 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:55,041 I also created a cool way to personalize your characters 497 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:58,696 by using digital scans of your actual faces. 498 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,830 Yecch. That looks fake. 499 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,832 Who has lips that big? 500 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,182 Ooh, okay, that is a creep show. 501 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:09,316 All right, scrub that. We'll work the kinks out later. 502 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,621 Why do I havegrey whiskers? 503 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,930 I don't understand. 504 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,018 We used to love this game. 505 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,846 Just keep playing. 506 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,109 Maybe it'll put us to sleep. 507 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,242 Oscar Leroy in the final match 508 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,374 of the "Who Gives A Crap" Crokinole Championship 509 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,202 from Blandville, Borington... 510 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,558 I bet you can't do that again. 511 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,212 I'll take that action. 512 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:40,477 If you miss, you have to take a drink, and... 513 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,609 eat a radish. 514 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:42,479 A radish? 515 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,699 You're on. 516 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,527 Buckle up, buttercup! 517 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,444 So you lack the ability to process an emotion. 518 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,011 Is that so bad? 519 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,622 Actually, most serialkillers have that. 520 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,189 Where's my anger? 521 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,147 I'm all Bruce Banner and no Hulk. 522 00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,844 All Beethoven and no Cujo. 523 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:00,932 Deep breaths, Davis. 524 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,760 You're starting to hyperventilate. 525 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,024 Plus, those weretwo different dogs. 526 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,155 This is your fault. 527 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:07,722 You should have left well enough alone. 528 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,768 This is pretty cool. 529 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:11,987 So what's my character again? 530 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,510 You're a farmer ogre, 531 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,165 and you hired Stickman to deliver and sell your grain, 532 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,254 but you find him in the city, 533 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,343 having gambled away all your gold. 534 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,953 That dirty bastard. 535 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,477 And what's my story? 536 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,913 You're a slimeball stickman 537 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,654 very close to getting an ogre beating. 538 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:30,614 High-speed truck chase! 539 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:31,746 Whoo-hoo! 540 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,400 Try and catch me, four-eyes! 541 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,358 : Now it gets good. 542 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:38,840 Here, the ogre has the option of contacting authorities 543 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:43,323 and filing an F4-8 claimto compensate for lost property, 544 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,585 or... 545 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,587 ...punch out the mailman and take his truck. 546 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,154 You're dead, Stickman! 547 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:52,071 No one's ever going to choose the F4-8 option, are they? 548 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,206 I don't know why you're upset with me. 549 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,860 I was only trying to help. 550 00:17:58,903 --> 00:17:59,904 Maybe Davis should breathe 551 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,123 into this paper bag. 552 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,603 Kinda busy here, Mavis! 553 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,171 Look how she flies off the handle like that. 554 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,173 You're so lucky to have anger issues, Lacey. 555 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,000 I don't have anger issues! 556 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,698 Let's take youfor little walk. 557 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,353 If anyone has issues, it's you, 558 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,746 you emotionally stunted weirdo! 559 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,313 No one likes a bully. 560 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,576 Yeah, well, no onelikes your cookies. 561 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,406 I'm sorry. 562 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,321 They kind of likethe vanilla ones. 563 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:28,759 Try and snick a cookie in my mouth 564 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,153 when I have two radishes in it. 565 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,113 Butter up, buckercup. 566 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,990 This is the best game ever. 567 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,600 Way betterwhen you're drunk 568 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,254 and make upyour own rules. 569 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,082 Wait, that's what we used to do 570 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,215 with all the games we played. 571 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,739 Right, we turned them into drinking games! 572 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,610 We don't like games! 573 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,090 We like drinking. 574 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,311 Whoo! 575 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,143 This game is super responsive. 576 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,753 Yeah. Zero lag time. 577 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:06,623 Dragon! 578 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,844 Lava-bomb spitting dragon! 579 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:10,758 Whoa! 580 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,020 Now you have the option 581 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,804 of calling a dragon control officer 582 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,241 to safely remove-- 583 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,330 Lightning blast! 584 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,070 Or just try and kill it. 585 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:19,984 Hey, guys. 586 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,464 Is it okayif we hang out? 587 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,900 Davis needs to unwind. 588 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,815 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come play Wanda's game. 589 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,077 It'll take your mind off things. 590 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,209 Good idea. 591 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,602 Come on, buddy, let's check it out. 592 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:29,472 I don't know. 593 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:30,734 What do I do? 594 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,693 First you gottarun away from Brent. 595 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,173 Go! Go! Go! 596 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,348 Keep an eye out for that dragon! 597 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,262 Duck! 598 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,698 Up up, down down, B, then A. 599 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,134 That's how you lightning-blast the dragon. 600 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,179 I don't want to blast him. 601 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,180 I like dragons. 602 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,964 Then call dragon control instead. 603 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,008 Activate your wrist phone! 604 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,967 Davis, I want to apologize 605 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:46,881 for my behaviour. 606 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,752 Davis needs to take a minute. 607 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,145 Don't you, partner? -Huh? 608 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,625 Up up. Down down. Chop chop. 609 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,148 Wrist phone! 311! 610 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,062 Davis? 611 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,019 You can talk to Davis later. 612 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,020 Davis! 613 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,239 The dragon's gotyour stick legs! 614 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,240 Up, down, left left! 615 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,415 Up, down, left left. 616 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,245 You did it!You killed the dragon! 617 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,420 No! 618 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,856 I'm... 619 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,293 in... a... 620 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,468 bad... place... 621 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,470 right... now! 622 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,080 You got angry! 623 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,124 I got angry! 624 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,038 I did it! 625 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,997 ♪ He got angry! 626 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,433 ♪ I got angry 627 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,869 He got angry! 628 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,091 You have that backed up somewhere, don't you? 629 00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,658 Of course I do... 630 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,268 on that laptop. 631 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,103 Ooh. Someone had a wild night. 632 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,279 Shh. Crokinole. 633 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,324 Shh. 634 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,716 Shh. 635 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,414 So, are you re-programmingyour game 636 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,371 on your new laptop? 637 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:43,372 Nope. 638 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,721 I found a game of pong online. 639 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:45,679 Wanna play? 640 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:48,029 The grand-daddyof video games. 641 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,465 Too bad they never expanded on it, 642 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,206 you know, characters 'n' such. 643 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,338 Use your imagination. 644 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,778 Hey, it works! 645 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,000 What? 646 00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:04,132 Do I have somethingon my face? 647 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,748 ♪ I don't know 648 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,403 ♪ The same things you don't know ♪ 649 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,843 ♪ I don't know 650 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,107 ♪ I just... don't know 651 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,329 ♪ Ooh 652 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,765 ♪ It's a great big place 653 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,985 ♪ Ooh 654 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,465 ♪ Full of nothin' but space 655 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,510 ♪ Ooh 656 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,512 ♪ And it's my happy place 657 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,036 ♪ I don't know