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[♪♪♪]

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I'm lookingfor Wanda Dollard.

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Now you're looking
atWanda Dollard.

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I'm from East MontgomeryUniversity.

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Hey, I took
online courses there.

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Listen, if this is
about the tuition,

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I did not know my credit card
was maxed out,

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or expired,

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or not mine.

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I'm here to deliveryour doctorate degree

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in Philosophy.

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Congratulations!

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You're now an alumnusof the Fighting Ostriches.

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[toots horn]

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The school is E.M.U.

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but the mascot
is an ostrich?

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Well, damn.

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I'll have to bring that upat the next meeting.

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Question,

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why are you hand-
delivering my diploma

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for an online degree?

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You didn't untick the option
for hand delivery.

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That probably shouldn't
be our default.

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I'll bring that up
at the next meeting too.

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Anyway,

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now you can say goodbyeto this dead-end job

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and embark on a careerin Philosophy.

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'Cause that's
where the real money is.

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I only took the courses
to up my small-talk game.

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Now instead of talking
weather with the farmers,

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I can mix it up with a little
"Do we have free will?"

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Or "How about
that Nietzsche? Huh?

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He could really ruin
a church picnic,

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am I right?"

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I don't teachPhilosophy.

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I teach MathematicalProbability.

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So why did they
send you?

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I drew the short straw.

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[toots horn]

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I've been waiting 20 yearsto make that joke!

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We're done here.

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I've got a 32-hour tripahead of me.

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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪

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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪

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[♪♪♪]

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[whistling nonchalantly]

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Hey, Brent.

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You seem chipper today.

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I should be chipper.

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It's my day off.

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Plus, I just had
some chips.

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[skateboard slaps]

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[teens laugh and shout]
Oh, yass! Nice!

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Hey, watch it!

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What's yer prob?

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We're grinding a rail.

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It's government
property, ya punks.

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Go grind
something else.

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Ew.

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Wow. You went fromchipper to curmudgeon

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pretty quick there,old timer.

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You're Oscar 2.0.

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No, I'm not.

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Now, scram, or
I'll call the feds!

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Okay, that was
reminiscent.

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Well, I think it's greatthat they're skateboarding.

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Better than beingon their phones all day.

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Listen to
The Lace.

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She's so cool.

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[gushing] Oh, geez.

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Well, I'm not that cool.

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Just compared to
this dinosaur.

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"Scram!
I'm a hundred!"

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Ooh, sick burn!

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You're the GOAT, Lace.

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Oh, hear that?

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I'm a goat.

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Why am I a goat?

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Probably has something to dowith chin whiskers.

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[♪♪♪]

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It's unconstitutional!

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What, parking
tickets?

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What's your beef,
copper?

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You get off on stickin' it
to the little guy?

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Why are youkicking up a fuss?

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It's not even our car.

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It's not even a car.

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I'm just
making a point.

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Why do you never
support me, woman?

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I do support you.

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There was that time I--

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Oh. No.

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Well, thatother time I--

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Huh.

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I'll be darned.

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See?

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Fine. Whatever yourandomly oppose next,

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I'll support you 100%.

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Why are you writing
that ticket

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with your left hand?

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'Cause I'm...
left-handed?

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Left-handed!

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That's an abomination!

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Right, Emma?

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Right?

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[sighs]

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I support you 100%,

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and regret this already.

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[♪♪♪]

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"Doc-toriss...
Phil-o-so...raptor?"

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It's my degree,Dorkus idioticus.

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I'm now officiallya doctor of--

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You're a doctor?

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Uh, can you look
at this rash?

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Not without vomiting.

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So you're not a doctor?

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I'm differentkind of doctor,

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a doctor of Philosophy,

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but you should definitelyput some balm on your butt.

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Butt balm, got it.

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Thanks, Dr. Wanda.

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That wasn'ta medical diagnosis,

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just common sense.

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But keep upthe "Dr. Wanda" stuff.

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A doctor couldget used to that.

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Hey,"The Lace."

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Am I using that right?

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"The Lace." "Lacers."

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"The GOAT," apparently.

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I answer to all of them.

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What can I do for you,
old timer?

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Can I get a table
out on the patio?

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Sure. Why?

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Oh, you know us old folks.

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Need the Vitamin D
to ward off osteoporosis.

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Plus, looks like a lot
going on out there.

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There is?

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Hey!

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-Hey, Lacey!
-Lacers! -Lace-up!

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Oh, what's up,
guys?

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What brings
you here

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to the, uh...
goat... pen?

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You're the only adult in town

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who doesn't rag on us
for skateboarding.

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So we thought
we'd come hang here.

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You're cool, right?

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Yeah, you're cool,right, Lacers?

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Cool, groovy, 23 skidoo?

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I can't keep upwith you youngsters

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and your funky slangand your gender-fluid apps.

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Oh, yeah,
uh, absolutely.

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Supes cool.

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Hey, knock that off!

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What?

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Uh, knock that
flower pot off

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so there's more room

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for you to do
your grindboarding.

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Didn't the militaryoutlaw that?

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Whoa, okay, stop it!

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And, uh, come inside
for some fries

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on the house!

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[cheering]
Whoo-hoo!

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All right!

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Free fries!Count me in.

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Not for you, Pops,

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but I'll give you
the senior's discount.

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Burn, but sold.

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[♪♪♪]

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[quietly] I want you
to feel my bump.

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Look, uh, I like you,Mavis, but, uh...

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Squishy. Bumpy.

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We all done here?

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"Squishy"?

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I came here for some
medical advice from a doctor.

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Who said I was a--

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Oh, sorry, Mavis.

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I'm not that kind of a doctor.

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I knew it.

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I mean, you're smart,

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but you're not doctor smart.

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Hey!I am a doctor,

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and I know what that is.

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It's called
a ganglion.

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I want you
to treat it,

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not name it.

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It's a benignirritant...

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with a cyston her wrist.

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My cousin hadone of those.

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You just have to hit itwith something hard.

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Hey-o!

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Oh!

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Hey, it's gone!

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Oh, thank you, Wanda.

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Dr. Wanda.

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[♪♪♪]

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Left-handedpolice officers.

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What's next?

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Left-handedsoccer players?

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Why would that
even--

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[Karen]:
Good morning.

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It most certainly is not!

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Your partner is from
H-E-double hockey sticks!

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I don't really
follow sports.

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I'm saying Daviscan't be trusted.

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You're telling me.

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He took all my cheese strings
and didn't replace them,

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or eat them.

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He just made
little cheddar puppets.

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I'm sorry to have totell you this, Karen.

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Brace yourself.

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Davis is...

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left-handed!

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So am I.

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[gasps in shock]

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You and Davis
are both lefties?

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Do you know
what that means?

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They excelin the arts?

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They need a special
can opener?

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It means that 100% of
the Dog River police force

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is left-handed.

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Sinister!

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Sinistra!

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That's "left"
in Latino.

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Is he okay?

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I support him
100% in his view

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that lefties are--

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What was it again?

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An abomin--

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"An abomination."

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So how much for
the cheese strings?

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[♪♪♪]

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Three more plates of
bottomless free fries.

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Can I get some more?

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Mine are cold.

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Maybe you shouldn't have poured

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an entire bottle
of ketchup on them.

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[giggles]

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My bad!

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I meant to hit Zeke.

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Oh!

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My bad.

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My old grip's not
what it used to be.

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[all shouting]
Napkin Fight!

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Whoo!

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[rowdy laughter]

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Missed me!

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Lookin' a little warm,
The Coolest.

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I'm just fine,The Oldest.

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Can I get
a glass of prune juice

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while you're in there?

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Keeps the train on time.

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Ugh! Old people
are gross.

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This is
a left-handed crisis!

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First Davis,
and now Karen.

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It's an epidemic.

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Who's next?

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We need to rally
the righties.

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But maybe it's time
to find something new

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to be irration...

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...passionate about.

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The important thing

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is that you,
you voiced your concern,

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and I backed you up,

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and now it's over.

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Right?

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Wrong!

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[crowd chanting]:
Left ain't right!

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Left ain't right!

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[♪♪♪]

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[chanting] Left ain't right!
Left ain't right!

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You're not all here
to protest the fact

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that we're lefties,
are you?

273
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[all chanting] Yes!

274
00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:40,389
Just likewe've always been,

275
00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,043
and you've neverhad a problem with it.

276
00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,087
[all chanting] Yes!

277
00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,872
What do youwant us to do, quit?

278
00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:47,439
You lefties
are so dramatic.

279
00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:48,963
We don't
want you to quit.

280
00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:52,009
We simply want you
to become right-handed!

281
00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:54,185
[chanting in agreement]

282
00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,317
Sounds reasonable.

283
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,231
Does it?

284
00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:57,319
I don't know.

285
00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,539
I just see a bunchof tax-paying voters

286
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,279
who are upsetabout something,

287
00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,193
so do what they want.

288
00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:03,151
But that's
mob rule.

289
00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:03,978
Yeah!

290
00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,588
Mobs rule!

291
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,372
[crowd chanting]:
Mobs! Mobs! Mobs!

292
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:10,027
I guess we'reright-handed now.

293
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:12,813
What's with the cake?

294
00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,597
I can't cure diabetes.

295
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,859
[laughs]

296
00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,296
I am aware there is
no cure for diabetes.

297
00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,471
I brought youthis cake

298
00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,909
as "thank you" forbanging my ganglion.

299
00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,475
Whoa, when
did that happen?

300
00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:24,476
Aw, Mavis.

301
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:25,695
I can't accept
payment for that.

302
00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:28,916
Ow!

303
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,352
You a doctor?This is doctor cake.

304
00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,266
I helped!

305
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:32,702
I'm kinda your nurse.

306
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,443
Uh, Doctor Wanda,

307
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,097
can you listento my heart?

308
00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,794
I've brought a flan.

309
00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:40,231
Listen, Helen,
I'm not a medical--

310
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,755
Is that caramel?

311
00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,452
Sure, I'll take a look
at your tart.

312
00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,584
Uh... heart.

313
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,589
[laughing]

314
00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,939
You pea'dyour pants!

315
00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,331
"Pea" with an "A"!

316
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,463
Good one!

317
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:57,335
Oh, no, it's
Officer Right Hand

318
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,337
coming in for
a drink of coffee.

319
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,208
[smack]

320
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,775
Ow!

321
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,907
Now it looks likeyou peed your pants,

322
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,039
with an "E."

323
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,562
Knock off the giggling,
you ninnies!

324
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,043
This right-handed stuff
is serious business.

325
00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,044
Hey, we're trying.

326
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,175
Not hard enough.

327
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,133
From now on,

328
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,221
I'm following
you two around

329
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,092
to make sure you
stay on the path.

330
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,485
The right path.

331
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:17,617
[skate wheels rolling]

332
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:18,748
Hey, Emma,

333
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,794
I was wonderingif I could get your help

334
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,230
with something.

335
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,753
A lot ofthe local teens are--

336
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,407
Teens are what?

337
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,191
Is there problem,
Goat-chella?

338
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,671
And tell me in words
I can understand.

339
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,455
None of your
hip street jive.

340
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,500
No problem.

341
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:34,198
Everythingis absolutely lit.

342
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,810
-[smack]
-Ow!

343
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,681
That's a right-handeddoor!

344
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:39,856
Come on, Emma!

345
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,684
We're followingthese degenerates around

346
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:42,990
all day.

347
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,645
How about Isupport you remotely,

348
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:48,038
by keeping an eye outfor other lefties in town?

349
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,780
Good thinking, woman!

350
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,739
Don't everget married.

351
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,871
[♪♪♪]

352
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,788
Dr. Wanda
will see you now.

353
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,008
I need
an oil filter.

354
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,662
Do you have
an appointment?

355
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,490
Hey, Won, let's get
you up on the table.

356
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,448
[telephone rings]

357
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,711
Hank...

358
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:09,799
[clears throat]

359
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,193
Nurse Hank, can
you get the phone?

360
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:14,369
[grumbles]Nurses do everything.

361
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,458
Corner Gas General,Nurse Hank speaking.

362
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,286
Well, that's nothing
to be concerned about.

363
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,853
Can I talk
to Wanda for a sec?

364
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,245
The doctoris busy right now.

365
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,944
Are you guys...
playing doctor?

366
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,162
Playing?

367
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,511
I wish.

368
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,644
No, Wanda's really a doctor,
and I'm her nurse.

369
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,864
Please don't bleed
on the ham!

370
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,648
Well, I was just
calling to check in,

371
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,693
make sure
everything was weird

372
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,781
and didn't make sense.

373
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:35,782
Carry on.

374
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:36,652
[beeps off telephone]

375
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:39,960
I owe you..."

376
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,135
bum circle"?

377
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,528
That's not a bum,
it's a "3."

378
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,793
3-0. $30.

379
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:47,707
[smack]

380
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,230
Ow!
Son of a--

381
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,019
[grunts]

382
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,934
I'm drawing
a line, Oscar.

383
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,371
Draw it with
your right hand!

384
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,677
[♪♪♪]

385
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,637
Nurse.

386
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:06,638
Doctor.

387
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,162
Did you have
the audacity

388
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:10,251
to take the sliver out
of Michelle's thumb

389
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,513
while I was
on a lunch break?

390
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,341
[muttering] Your whole day
is a lunch break.

391
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,646
Excuse me?

392
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:15,517
Yes, I did,

393
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,605
and I nailed it.

394
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,780
I even earneda croissant.

395
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,869
Nurses don't get
pastries!

396
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,915
Doctors get pastries!

397
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,438
Now, stick to
your medical duties,

398
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,832
and stack that
wiper fluid.

399
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,747
Uh-uh-uh...

400
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,922
[groans]

401
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,837
I need you to get
those skateboarders

402
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,403
out of The Ruby.

403
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,275
This whole thing has
gotten out of hand.

404
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,146
Please don't usethe word "hand."

405
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,713
Well, did you ask them
to leave?

406
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,845
I can't.

407
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,716
I need them to think I'm cool.

408
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,935
Plus, there's this whole

409
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,806
back and forth teasing thing
with Brent

410
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,286
that I really need to win.

411
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,635
Have you considered

412
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,029
that we might have
more important things to do

413
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,553
than deal with your guys's
weird flirty stuff?

414
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,423
Flirting?

415
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,381
Grow up.

416
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,817
This isn't
high school.

417
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,080
It's about me
looking cool

418
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,039
in front of
teenagers.

419
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,083
Here's the thing, Lacey.

420
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,693
I prefer
"The Lace."

421
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:02,869
Here's the thing, Lacey.

422
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,348
We can't do anything

423
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,263
unless you make
a formal complaint,

424
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,526
and if you do that,
the kids will find out.

425
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,441
So we can'tlend you a hand

426
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,965
to give youthe upper hand.

427
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,880
I can't stopsaying "hand."

428
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,577
[groans]

429
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,404
[smack]

430
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,318
Ow!

431
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,710
Let it go, Oscar.

432
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,843
We've been
right-handed all day.

433
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,540
It's not that easy.

434
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:26,240
There's a scientific process
to abandoning the dark side.

435
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,720
You've barely
made it through Phase One.

436
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,592
...of two?

437
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:31,636
Of 12!

438
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,508
I don't feel so good.

439
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,336
Maybe I should go
see Dr. Wanda.

440
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,120
Wanda's a doctor?

441
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,643
I'm hearing reports

442
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,995
that you're operatingan unlicensed medical clinic?

443
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,213
Uh... technically.

444
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,171
Great.

445
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,650
I need a doctor's note

446
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,652
saying me and Davis are now
medically right-handed.

447
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:48,610
Happy to help.

448
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,875
Whoo!

449
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,790
Please, no cheering.

450
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,748
Always keen to use
my power for good.

451
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,012
No, you're onStarMyDoc.com,

452
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,491
and you've gota really high rating.

453
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:01,318
Really?

454
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,103
Yay me!

455
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,801
I mean, I'm not
that kind of doctor,

456
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,325
but they called it
"StarMyDoc."

457
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,631
Pretty vague.

458
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,459
It's really their fault
for not specifying.

459
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,114
So in conclusion,
yay me!

460
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,376
[♪♪♪]

461
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:20,207
[♪♪♪]

462
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,601
Five stars,five stars, five stars.

463
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,299
These reviews
are amazing.

464
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,996
Sure, I'm good.

465
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,345
Talented, even.

466
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,565
Am I popular?
Clearly.

467
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,306
But these websites
don't actually mean--

468
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,307
One star?

469
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,786
Who gave me
one star?

470
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,006
"Doctor Wandawould rather take lunch

471
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,095
than treather patients in need,

472
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,444
but top marksfor Nurse Hank!"

473
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,924
Aww...

474
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,970
I'm gonna track down this
@DogRiverMichelle person,

475
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:44,927
whoever she is,

476
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,102
and give her
a piece of my--

477
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,235
Oh! It's probably
Michelle.

478
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:51,281
[video playback blares,
teens laugh and whoop]

479
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,154
If you're here to gloat,

480
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:54,981
go away.

481
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,634
No gloat, GOAT.

482
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,506
Just soaking up
the chaos.

483
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,204
Why don't you just
kick them out?

484
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,640
[sighs] Because...

485
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,338
this is the first timein my life

486
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,470
anybody ever thoughtI was cool.

487
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,732
I'll tell you
what's cool.

488
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,343
Being a crusty curmudgeon.

489
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,692
Check this out,
home slice.

490
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:11,911
Hey, Snapchats!

491
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,914
Time for you toScramazon-dot-com.

492
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,480
It's not your diner,
prune dude.

493
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,525
We only leave

494
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,135
if The Amazing Lace
tells us to.

495
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,615
Aww. [chuckles]

496
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,617
They called me"Amazing Lace."

497
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,097
I can't kick them out.

498
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,663
Then maybe you should
just call the cops.

499
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,969
I already did,

500
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,145
and they refused to give me
any help, so...

501
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,190
yeah.

502
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,539
This is their fault.

503
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:32,714
Hey, gang!

504
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,673
I love chillin' with youin my eatin' crib,

505
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:38,024
but there's a way morebadass place to hang out

506
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,329
and do rails...

507
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,201
the Cop Shop.

508
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,507
Yeah, edgy.

509
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,856
Ooh, dangerous.

510
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,119
Bangin'!

511
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,816
[all laughing and joking]
Sick!

512
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,427
They left,and I'm still cool!

513
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,125
What doesbangin' mean?

514
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,257
Pretty sure it's
somethin' filthy.

515
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,389
[muttering]
Filthy teenagers.

516
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,653
"Dr. Wanda and her magic hands

517
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,525
give her patients
top-tier service..."

518
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,006
I don't feel good aboutwriting false reviews

519
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,573
to boost your ratings.

520
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,314
Do you feel good about
shutting up and typing?

521
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,011
"I give her six stars."

522
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,534
It only goes up to five.

523
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,580
A-ha!

524
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,060
Read it and weep.

525
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,278
What?

526
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,977
Since whenis Wanda a doctor?

527
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,326
Since never, that's when.

528
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,805
Ha!

529
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,242
Do you thinkhe bought it?

530
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,504
I don't.

531
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,897
This is beyond
the medical realm anyway.

532
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,725
We're on to Phase Two.

533
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,597
Positive reinforcement
with treats?

534
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,729
No. Public shaming.

535
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,166
With treats?

536
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,732
You're going to
publicly denounce

537
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,038
your left-handedness

538
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,170
as shameful,

539
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,301
evil,

540
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,825
and a transgression
against humanity.

541
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,350
Ladies and gentlemen,
Karen and Davis!

542
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:46,527
[scattered applause]

543
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,311
You can't boot me
off the site.

544
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,226
I'm technically
a doctor,

545
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,141
and didn't you see
my reviews?

546
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,230
I did not write those.

547
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,972
I dictated them
while my nurse typed.

548
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,756
[muttering] And he's not
even technically a nurse,

549
00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,975
so he's the one
you should be--

550
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,325
[dial tone beeping]
Aw, we got cut off.

551
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,066
Those elitists booted me
off StarMyDoc

552
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,025
just because
I'm not a physician.

553
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,635
Tell that to my patients.

554
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,810
Well, there goes my dream

555
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,768
of being the world's first
male nurse.

556
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,118
There's been male nurses
in this country

557
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,728
since the 1950s.

558
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,382
Huh, then no big deal.

559
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,079
Let's get this placeback to normal

560
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,994
before you loseyour actual job.

561
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:19,995
Sound good, Wanda?

562
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,431
Dr. Wanda.

563
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,433
I'm still a doctor
of Philosophy.

564
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,610
And to quote Kierkegaard,
"Suck on that, haters."

565
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,091
Come on,
start shaming yourselves.

566
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,701
You're losing the crowd.

567
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,271
Oscar, there's no way
we're doing that.

568
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,534
Yeah, we needsome time to prepare.

569
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,580
Write a speech,workshop it.

570
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,539
[grumbling
in disappointment]

571
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,019
Hey, what's
going on?

572
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,761
Just a good old-fashioned
left-handed shaming.

573
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,459
What's wrong with
being left-handed?

574
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,027
Yeah, we should celebrate
our differences.

575
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,334
I have a nose ring.
Zeke has red hair.

576
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,162
Yeah, Tina haswebbed feet.

577
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,641
You shouldsee her swim.

578
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,296
Being different is
what makes us all great.

579
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,690
You should never be ashamedof what makes you unique.

580
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,345
[weeping]

581
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,695
Oscar,
are you okay?

582
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,305
I have something to say,

583
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,394
and this may shock
some of you...

584
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,483
perhaps
most of all, my wife.

585
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,572
Is this about you
being born left-handed

586
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,705
and being forced
to change as a child?

587
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:18,967
Yeah, that.

588
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,882
So when I was a young--

589
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,362
Wait a minute,

590
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,973
how the hell did you knowI was born left-handed?

591
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,801
We've been married
for 40 years.

592
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,281
There's been
a few clues.

593
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:33,895
Did I ever tell youI was born left-handed?

594
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,593
Ugh, not this
sob story again.

595
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,204
Well, if you knew,

596
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,685
why did you back me upon this crazy witch-hunt?

597
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,861
Jeez, you're mad when
I don't support you,

598
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,428
you're mad when
I do support you.

599
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,038
You can't have it
both ways.

600
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,214
Yes, I can.

601
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,737
You know, I'm bi.

602
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,217
Ambi, Oscar.

603
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,219
You're
ambidextrous.

604
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:58,354
[mob grumbling
in disappointment]

605
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,922
Thanks for
backing us, kids.

606
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,097
We really
appreciate it.

607
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,446
No problem, 5-0.

608
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,056
Now it's grind time.

609
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:05,883
Whoo!

610
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:06,754
Yeah!

611
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:07,972
Check it out!

612
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:08,973
Whoa--

613
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,106
No, it's
confiscatin' time.

614
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,368
You can't
skate here.

615
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,414
It's official
police property.

616
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,851
Yeah, and Lacey doesn't
want you skateboarding

617
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,461
at her place either.

618
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,637
[teens gasp in shock]
What? No! Lacey said what?

619
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,249
Did she want us
to keep that quiet?

620
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,076
Not cool, Lacey.

621
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:25,990
Amazing Lacey?

622
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:26,948
Narc!

623
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,906
Hey, Lacey's
not a dork.

624
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:29,951
They said "narc."

625
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,518
Well, whatever
the hip lingo is.

626
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,521
She put up with your
claptrappin' shenanigans--

627
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,087
Jeez, how old am I?

628
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,524
Anyway, my point is,

629
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,569
Lacey's the coolest
person I know.

630
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,702
Aw, thanks, Brent.

631
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,748
Old Man Leroy Junior
thinks Lacey's cool.

632
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,968
That makes her
an even bigger dork.

633
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,665
Okay, I'm sure they
said "dork" that time.

634
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,014
I don't care anymore.

635
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,408
I want all of you kidsout of here.

636
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:55,498
You've been rude,disrespectful, disruptive--

637
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,891
They're already gone.

638
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,327
I know, I just need
to get this off my chest.

639
00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,502
And furthermore,

640
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,635
your pants are too baggy,

641
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,158
and get off my lawn!

642
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,115
Whew...

643
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,639
Oh, that felt good.

644
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,249
[♪♪♪]

645
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,081
You're back.

646
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,256
What are the odds?

647
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,126
Get it?

648
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,345
Probability?

649
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,607
Can I see thatfor a quick sec?

650
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,479
Okay, but be careful.

651
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,436
I need that

652
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,090
to get discounts
from drug reps.

653
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,047
[smash]

654
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,179
Hey!

655
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,747
That was like
the opposite of careful!

656
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,010
E.M.U. has been notified

657
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,012
that you impersonated
a medical doctor,

658
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,970
started an illegal practice,

659
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:36,278
and accepted carbohydrates
as payment.

660
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,323
There was also ham.

661
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,325
You, Wanda Dollard,

662
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:42,023
are no longera Fighting Emu.

663
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,198
Fighting Emu?

664
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,244
Hey, you changed the name!

665
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,289
We did.
That was a great catch.

666
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,639
Anyway, sorry
to revoke your degree,

667
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,207
but it's your own fault
for developing a God complex.

668
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,383
Does a God complex
really exist?

669
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,080
There you go!

670
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:59,867
Stick to Philosophy,and no one gets hurt.

671
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,652
No one gets
baked goods, either!

672
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,961
[♪♪♪]

673
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,748
♪ I don't know

674
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,403
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪

675
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,843
♪ I don't know

676
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,107
♪ I just... don't know

677
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,329
♪ Ooh

678
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,765
♪ It's a great big place

679
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,985
♪ Ooh

680
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,465
♪ Full of nothin' but space

681
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,510
♪ Ooh

682
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,512
♪ And it's my happy place

683
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,036
♪ I don't know