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Then again,
after humans discovered

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that prayer actually works...

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Pardon me, sir.

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Have you accepted the Lord
into your heart?

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Yeah, matter of fact,
I have.

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Pray me a hoagie.
Make it snappy.

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I'm starving --
a number seven with pimento!

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All right.
All right.

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Everyone cursed with belief
in their creator

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was finally useful.

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Yeah,
pray fly me home. Heh.

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Come on.

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Citizens grew used to having
all they desired --

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a number eight
with cheese...

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...number four,
hold the bun.

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They began to yearn
for the one thing

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that had eluded them --

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spiritual faith, number 19
with a side of hot soup.

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The second someone got God,
they were prayer-jacked.

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Madness reigned.

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There was only one way
to make things right.

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Everyone agreed to drop
all faith

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and forever believe nothing
on the count of three.

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One, two...

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So Hank Alto experienced
a medical issue

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each time
he tried to pray.

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Ah!

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Hmm, those little fellas
want out.

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Who's sick of him?

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You're sick of him,
huh?

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At that moment, Hank realized
all he ever wanted in life

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was his hands back so he could
pray for his hands back

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...because without prayer,

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you have to work
for your goals,

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and the hardest part
of improving yourself

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is deciding which purchase
will make you worthy of love.

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Ah, this is a nice model.
Shall I ring it up?

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Let me get
your wallet.

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Well, I'd like to try it first,
s--see how it looks.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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That's considered
tacky behavior.

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Are you a tacky boy?

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But, um, how can I know
if I like it?

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Because you trust me
implicitly, baby.

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Don't we got
a good thing going?

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I'd like to speak
with a manager.

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Hold on.
Shut your dirty mouth.

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I'm getting a text.

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Ah, I just made manager!

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Up top!

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Okay, then I... C--can I talk
to the owner?

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Hold on.
Shh, quiet, quiet, let me...

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Yo, I just
bought this place.

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Up tip, yo!

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I'm not purchasing this TV
until I see how it plays!

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Fine.

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Golly.

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Young girl: Help me!

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I can't see!

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Where am I?

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Did I die?

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See?
It looks great, right?

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Shall we ring you up,
tacky boy?

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What's that noise?

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That's me yelling
about ringing you up.

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No, the voice,
it sounded like...

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Look, I'm not supposed
to do this.

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I'm going to be
honest with you.

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Why do you want a TV?

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Just to watch stuff,
to relax.

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I can't really be dead.

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This is all in my head.

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Is it not relaxing?

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It's the newest
high-tech feature.

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You're trying to
sell me a TV

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with a spirit of a dead
little girl trapped inside it!

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Yes!
That's the feature.

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Do you not recognize her?

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Who is she?

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It's you,
the part of you that died

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the day you learned
the truth.

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What truth?

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Her name is Gretchen.
It's on all the latest models.

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Pretty neat what they can
do these days.

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Go on.
Ask her for something.

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No.

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She died so you
could have luxury,

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and you won't even
give her a chance?

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What do --
What do I ask?

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W--what does she do?

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Anything people want
from a TV.

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Okay.

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Gretchen, make me feel
better about my life.

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I'm stuck in here
filled with fear.

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Huh, that does make me
feel better.

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I'll take it.
Great!

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I'll just go ahead
and sign you up

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for the BGGBBR program at 300
smacks a month.

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Wait, what's that?

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Gretchen is designed to creep
with such precision,

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hidden messages pop.

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I died for you.

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It's all I do.
I died.

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The Blind Girl Goose
Bumps Braille

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Reading System
will decrypt them.

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I died.
It's all I do.

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She died for me.

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This much is true.

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So ring me up
with the extended

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service protection plan,
too.

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I was never a gadget guy,
but this is pretty neat.

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I'm scared as hell.

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Wh-- What does
that part say?

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It wants that I'm
to kill you

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for what you've done
to poor Gretchen!

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Wh-- What did I do?

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It says, "You know,
that you must pay in pain."

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And how did you want
to pay for that?

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No!
Those bumps are a liar!

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When you push
your fear away,

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it will emerge from somewhere
else stronger, angrier,

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strangle-y-er.

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We got us
a bubble pop.

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It got away.

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And we're off.

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How do we stop it?

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With the fear itself.

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Nothing to be afraid of.

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Tech rep will work out
the kinks for you.

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After all fear
escaped his body,

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Hank's confidence
broke out.

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I love myself as I am!

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Aaaaaaah!

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Aah! Aah! Aah!

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Yep, these are
all Twin Towers.

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How did this happen?

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You must have got
pretty arrogant lately.

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They call them
cocky pox.

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Can you pop them?

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Oh, absolutely not.

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They're fully functional
places of work.

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Got a robust little economy
going, see?

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Oop, we got a jumper.

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Don't do it, you little cutie!

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Best way to cheer them up
is jumper mint.

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He's scratching me!

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Get rid of them!

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Hmm, well,
I can prescribe you something

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to take them down
a peg.

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Hey, wow,
I feel like 100 bucks!

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After a health scare,

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we are reminded
what's important --

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shopping.

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Paper or plastic?

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Uh, paper, please.

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You scum.

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You don't care
about trees.

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You murder trees.

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No, no, sorry, yeah, no,
I'll go with plastic.

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Add more plastic
to the landfill?

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Why don't you just strangle
a dolphin, too, sicko.

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My planet is gasping
her death because of you.

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Oh, right, I'll just hold
everything in my arm worms.

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And waste the energy
that you could have used

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to help poor people.

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Okay,
I'll go do that.

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Pfft. Really?

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Just soup,
nothing solid?

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Pfft.

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Oh-ho-ho, great,
number sevens.

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Folks need spiritual
nourishment

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to fill their souls...

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...and a place
to crash.

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Oh, blessings,
that's all you got,

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no ascending to
a glorious realm?

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Pfft.

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Pfft.

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How do I even know you really
transcended our material plane

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and merged harmoniously
with the cosmos?

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Pfft, pfft.

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Pfft. Tss.

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Pfft. Tss.

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The force of Ike's scratch
made Ike's face to turn red

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as his fidgeting finger
plunged deep in his head.

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When your giggling digit
grows a mind of its own,

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who knows who controls
the wriggles it gives.

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Ike's finger discovered
and Ike then was shown

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the path of his brain
where righteousness lives.

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Oh, yeah, I'm so right.

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Oh, I'm so right!

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Once the spurt
of his rightness,

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it gushed and unfurled,

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he knew he must share
his gift with the world.

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How can I help you today,
brother?

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Oh, I'm so much better than you,
oh, me so better.

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Oh, me so better.

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Oh, oh, brother!Oh, me so better!

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Why? Ooh!

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So though just a nub,
he continued to rub.

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He rubbed in the tub,
and he rubbed in the pub.

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He rubbed on the run,
all over the place.

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He rubbed just for fun
in everyone's face.

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For the treasure God bakes
and makes you a man,

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his pleasure, he takes
when he feels better than.

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The worst knee to the groin
of the heart

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the world has seen
was envious green as

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Ike flicked his brain's bean.

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This morality test made them vow
to do nice,

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so they plugged up his gush
and gave true sacrifice.

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Proud Ike could no longer
make folks seem inferior.

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They each plunged a pointer

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through
their own head's interior.

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The same goo that had once made
folks feel so bad,

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that goo became good.

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Oh, the gush that was had.

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This goo was the cure
for their spirits' diseases.

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He lifted all hearts,
out-gooded all geez-s.

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Now in lieu of the doing
of doing good things,

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they'd feel just good feelings
of good the goo brings.

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The goo was pure goodness.
It had to be.

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They spread good like angels,
left good for free.

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We stepped out for such truth.

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What's this nub thing,
where, how?

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He is the proof
that it's real.

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I'm rubbing mine now.

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P-F-R.