1 00:00:01,131 --> 00:00:03,090 But some lives change on a dime. 2 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:08,312 I've never really believed in God, 3 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:13,361 but recently I managed to summon almost superhuman strength. 4 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:16,103 Two days ago, I witnessed an auto accident. 5 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,757 A taxi flipped over, and there was a 3-year-old 6 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:19,889 pinned underneath. 7 00:00:19,889 --> 00:00:21,543 I don't know where the power came from, 8 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:24,111 but I got down on the cement, 9 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:27,418 and I managed to do 900 push-ups. 10 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:29,855 I don't consider myself a hero. 11 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:32,554 I just did what any ripped specimen of jacked man-meat 12 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,599 would've done in that situation. 13 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:36,775 I held a pretty sweet pose until the coroner arrived 14 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:39,430 to throw the boy in the trash and ask for my autograph. 15 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,650 I just... 16 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:44,348 I don't understand how I got so huge! 17 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,785 I mean, check my 'bliques. 18 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:49,658 They shredded. 19 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,877 Father? Father? 20 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:56,534 You are the new Christ. 21 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:59,363 The crippled came from the world over to be healed. 22 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:02,584 Indeed, each time he showed them his chiseled beef, 23 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,891 miraculously, they died psyched. 24 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:12,942 Eyes once blind saw glory, ears once deaf now pounded. 25 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:15,901 Even...had their problem fixed. 26 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:18,687 Blimey now, come quick! It's alive! 27 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:27,391 Hunky Messiah renowned us. 28 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:31,091 We're all beef in our souls where it counts. 29 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:46,932 That being said, humans have an animal need to connect. 30 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:54,853 Ugh, thank God you picked up. 31 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:57,291 I'm having literally the worst day ever. 32 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,771 So at lunch today, Hannah said she couldn't have brunch 33 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:02,470 with me tomorrow because she's having brunch with Bethany, 34 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:03,775 but Bethany she couldn't brunch with me 35 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:05,951 because she's brunching with Hannah, 36 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:08,432 so then when I confronted them, they said they don't think so, 37 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,086 but other people think I'm pissy trash, 38 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:12,088 but, like, you don't think that, do you? 39 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,872 'Cause if you say, "Yes," then literally I will die 40 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:17,006 because this is already, like, the most literal day of my life! 41 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,617 Li Quin Gwang was desperate to say 42 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:22,316 how lucky she felt to gab with a new gal pal, 43 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,796 but she couldn't get a word in edgewise, 44 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:27,321 so she used the new app. 45 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:35,764 Once given the chance to speak, Ms. Gwang wondered 46 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:38,549 if any language was rich enough to convey her depth 47 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:41,552 of appreciation for this fellowship. 48 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:45,730 She hoped silence would suffice. 49 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,558 But it's like I don't even know if I like brunch, 50 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:48,820 but I wish you and me could brunch sometime. 51 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:51,562 And at that moment, Ms. Gwang realized 52 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:54,043 how she too could be literal. 53 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,621 She was ready for brunch. 54 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:10,712 Ah! 55 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:14,368 To bust with life was Jay Reese's thickest wish, 56 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,021 but he felt so dead in his heart. 57 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,459 His chest was swarmed by coffin worms 58 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:22,245 desperate to wriggle in for the feast of their lives. 59 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:25,161 It might smell dead in there now, fellas, 60 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,207 but not after tonight. 61 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:34,301 I'm here for a pick-up. Reese. 62 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:37,391 Reese, Reese. 63 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,697 You had us recreate your old high-school crush, right? 64 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:41,873 Bring out the custom job for Reese! 65 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,701 Reese had no photos, 66 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:46,269 so they had to construct her from his description. 67 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:50,055 All they told him was to imagine a desert choked dead 68 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:54,277 by a 1,000-year drought and that she was the first spring rain. 69 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:57,237 Exactly as pretty as I remember. 70 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,673 Yep, she ought to be working nice. 71 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:01,502 We took her out for a test spin, 72 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,765 put up a couple few miles on her, right? 73 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,636 Oh, okay. 74 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:06,855 Thanks. 75 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,857 Vroom, vroom, right, Mr. Reese? 76 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:10,119 Yeah, I guess. 77 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,729 You guess what? 78 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:14,297 Uh, uh, I, um... Vroom, vroom. 79 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,560 If you say so. Okay. We're all set. 80 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,520 And, uh, did you want dignity with that? 81 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,782 Like, what? 82 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:23,567 Dignity, do you want any dignity? 83 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,569 We can put a look of dignity in her eyes 84 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,571 or just keep the blank stare. 85 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:31,227 Uh, is the, um, dignity extra? 86 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,576 Fifty cents more. 87 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:38,103 Uh, I'm on a philosopher's salary. 88 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,453 I understand. 89 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:42,238 This guy doesn't want any dignity. 90 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,545 No dignity for Jay Reese! 91 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:46,024 And you're in luck. 92 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,809 We're running a special promo this month. 93 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,724 Every custom love doll you buy, 94 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:52,466 we throw in a free doll of your mother. 95 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:53,989 Bring out the mom on the Reese job! 96 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:56,252 -Ah! -It's Eudora Reese! 97 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:58,559 -No, I don't want -- -Looks just like her, huh? 98 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:01,039 Our team really does their research. 99 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:03,868 You can do anything you want with her. 100 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,914 Get me? Anything. 101 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:09,178 Ew. I don't want to do sex with Mommy. 102 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:12,050 Who said anything about sex? What's wrong with you? 103 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,574 S-Sorry. 104 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:15,619 I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this. 105 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,795 Punch her, strangling, whatever you're into! 106 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:20,058 Go on! Sock her in the teeth. 107 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:21,495 Break her in. 108 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,845 Vroom, vroom, right, like how you said. 109 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:25,977 I'm not -- I would never hurt my mom. 110 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,588 Not true. 111 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,372 You're breaking her heart right now. 112 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,634 See? 113 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,157 Her eyes are totally wet for you. 114 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:35,987 Oh, she's a squirter! 115 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:40,209 Ooh, oh, why do you have her making noises like that? 116 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:43,038 Oh, yeah, she's programmed to say 117 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:45,170 all the real stuff your mom says. 118 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,650 Oh, yeah, honey. 119 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,652 Can I make you an egg-salad sandwich, baby? 120 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:52,439 Mm, that'll put some meat on your bones. 121 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,484 -Mm! -Ugh, god! 122 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,660 When are you going to give me some grandchildren? 123 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,575 Ugh, yeah, give it to me! 124 00:05:58,575 --> 00:05:59,837 Give me grandchildren! 125 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,230 Make me a grandma! Do it! 126 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:03,624 No, no, no, no, no, no! I can't hear this! 127 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:05,408 Make her stop! -Of course. 128 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:06,975 I've got something for that. 129 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,672 Oh, honey. 130 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,805 Cancel the whole thing! It's all ruined! 131 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,546 Uh, Mike, uh, hey, I'm sorry. 132 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,069 I didn't mean to upset you. 133 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:16,550 Tell you what, take it. The mom is free. 134 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,421 It's not about the money. I'm going. 135 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,075 No, I mean, it's free. 136 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,337 It has free will. 137 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,600 It wants to come with you! 138 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,341 Oh, I'm coming! Oh, yeah! 139 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,343 I'm coming! 140 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:29,258 No, Mom! I don't want it! 141 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,912 Go on! Get! 142 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,697 Mm! 143 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,917 Fine. Let's go, Mom. 144 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:38,485 Reese knew, every time he got a girl, 145 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,791 his mom would find a way to ruin it. 146 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:43,141 I guess you'll sleep in here. 147 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,142 Why don't you wash up? 148 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:45,492 I'll fix supper. -Mm. 149 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:48,364 After that, Reese was too ashamed to see 150 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:52,281 his real mom again, so he began to lean on this one. 151 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:58,113 The original mother simply couldn't imagine 152 00:06:58,113 --> 00:07:02,813 what she had done to make her child reject her so coldly, 153 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:06,121 but his doll was determined not to feel guilty. 154 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:08,515 It wasn't her fault that woman couldn't manage 155 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,952 to keep her own son loyal, 156 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:13,911 so they settled into a cozy companionship -- 157 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,610 long afternoons connecting over tea 158 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,176 with an ease between them, 159 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:21,397 although her prayers often kept him up at night. 160 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:23,747 Oh, God, oh, yeah, God. 161 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:27,055 Oh, God. oh, yeah, God, baby. 162 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,404 Oh, yeah, God, baby. 163 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:31,059 Oh, God, yeah, God, baby. 164 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:34,149 Yeah, God, baby, yeah, God, baby, yeah, God, baby! 165 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:36,151 And when he finally woke, of course, 166 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:39,415 she laid quite a humongous egg. 167 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,901 The baby moms scampered everywhere, 168 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,859 dispensing kind advice 169 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:51,688 and leaving tiny casseroles around the house. 170 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,169 They were competitive critters who did favors 171 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,910 and tricks to prove their love 172 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,216 without asking for anything in return 173 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:01,350 and spent all day making squeaks that meant, 174 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,570 "I don't need anything, so don't worry about me 175 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,006 because I don't want to make trouble, 176 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,877 and you can ignore me if you like 177 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,879 because all I want is for you to be happy. 178 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,707 Even though my leg hurts, it's not a big deal, 179 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:13,797 and I don't matter because I'm just a mom." 180 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,104 If he dared to help them in any way, 181 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:18,585 they'd break into cute little riots. 182 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,545 -Exterminator. 183 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:25,287 Uh, I didn't call anyone. 184 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:27,332 Exterminator! 185 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,247 Dad, what are you doing here? 186 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:31,815 I have no idea what you're talking about. 187 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:35,427 I'm just a regular exterminator, okay? 188 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,039 Now you put a tiny Bible here for bait. 189 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,695 They crawl in, and snap goes their nagging neck. 190 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,348 I don't want to hurt them. 191 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:47,701 Aw, let me just do a couple of them, please, please. 192 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,267 For the first time in his life, 193 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:53,663 Reese understood how to give his father what he truly wanted. 194 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,839 Sure, Pop, right through there. 195 00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,408 Thank you. 196 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,415 He realized these sweet creatures could help 197 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:10,593 so many others not lucky enough to know a mother's touch. 198 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,513 This gave him the confidence that he was ready 199 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:21,865 to find a real partner, maybe even get married. 200 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,867 Unfortunately, at that exact moment, 201 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,304 the queen mother just happened to grow old 202 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:30,395 as a total coincidence and not as an emotional manipulation. 203 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,310 As her health deteriorated, 204 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,530 he was strangely grateful for the chance to care 205 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:38,012 for the person who had nurtured him when he was helpless. 206 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,101 He couldn't help but see an elegance 207 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:42,756 to the full circle shape our lives take. 208 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:46,455 He was with her at the end when she slipped into infinity. 209 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:49,240 It's so big. Ah! 210 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,199 Let it in. 211 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:54,028 -Big. -Relax. Let it in. 212 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,465 Oh! 213 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,902 The first time he brought a woman to completion, 214 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,469 his heart throbbed to life. 215 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:03,124 His coffin worms were thrilled for their brunch, 216 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,866 but Reese missed the warmth of his little friends 217 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:08,259 as they ate away at all things death, 218 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:10,566 chomping a path he'd be crazy enough to follow. 219 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,829 You're so tight. 220 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:15,049 He was ready for his brunch. 221 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,924 Excuse me. Can I get a water here, Miss? 222 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:24,014 Holly Inglet had quite enough messes. 223 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,324 Didn't you go to Bantam High School? 224 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,935 So the day he finally felt rain on his face 225 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,807 after a 1,000-year drought, 226 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,635 Reese raised her the whole world, 227 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,509 and no matter how hard his old friends 228 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,729 begged him to visit them for tea, 229 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:47,168 he never set foot on the ground again, not after tonight.